This is the thread where everyone is random.

[zenbabe]

Puddle of Mudd tonight!!!!!!!:D

[Hermione]

ever felt like you were being watched?

[Hermione]

Where is noxxville??

[fodder]

i heart communism

[rapscalious rob]

hello, fodder.
;)

[Frieda]

ack!!

[Hermione]

I really should be doing my homework.. but this site is sooo distracting..

[Klynne]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh crap. My best friend's mom is in ICU. :(

How is she doing?

[rmr]

Originally posted by Klynne
How is she doing?

yeah, nyc, how is she doing and where have you been??

[maychorian]

Hello!

I'm very tired today. Homework up the wazoo. Missing things. Clothes burying my room. I don't think I'm going to survive very well.

I'm going to Jamaica this January.

I need some Dr. Pepper . . .

[agentsmith]

ouchie! i have this awful pain just under where my heart would be cept on the other side. ouch.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by agentsmith
ouchie! i have this awful pain just under where my heart would be cept on the other side. ouch.

Sweetie, you have gas. My brother is a respiratory therapist, and I have freaked out about this same thing once before, and he told me, yes it is only gas. What the hell did you eat yesterday?

[Hermione]

I hope you feel better agent.

Got a 19/20 on Stats quiz.. I really thought I failed. I SERIOUSLY need to start writing my personal statements.

[rmr]

i really want someone to come over here and drop off an egg mcmuffin for me.............i'm sooooo hungry :(

[dinzdale]

Earn it you lazy cow.

[RuneT]

heh, charming!

[rmr]

NO.........DINZ.............NO.........bring me one or have one of your people bring me one............PLEASE........i fading away!!!

[dinzdale]

I've called in the order....ParaMcMedics are on their way.....

[rmr]

and who would have thought you'd be such a nice guy.........

[RuneT]

I bet it's a trap

[rmr]

i agree.......he's probably sending them over so that they can tell me i have a fat arse............dinz just loves doing that :(

[dinzdale]

They're professionals.....they're not supposed to do that.....but I can see why they would.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
They're professionals.....they're not supposed to do that.....but I can see why they would.


ooh you dirty little farker............my arse is just naturally that way!!!!!!!!!!! How many times do i have to tell you that??

[dinzdale]

Rims the Mcmuffin is nearly there....just hold on and CALM DOWN!

[rmr]

would you like me to introduce you to mister sock in the puss???

[dinzdale]

I prefer you imitation of Ms Puss-in-Socks.


Hubba Hubba Hubba

[rmr]

http://www.aquariums.state.nc.us/images/socks.jpg

[dinzdale]

I can see her socks......

[rmr]

http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/~jmontani/socks.jpg

[Frieda]

aaah-OOOOOOOOHHH OOOOOHH OOOH OHH OOOOHHHH oh bambambowayyyyy

in the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight..

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/111603/plans-with-hamster.gif

[zenbabe]

I just got paid $65 for giving my opinion on pay-per-view movie commercials.:D

[bealeblues]

good news for you monkeys: i'll be underground from 11/21 through 12/3. almost 2 weeks beale-free. go buy your lottery tickets now, b/c your luck is at an all time high.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by bealeblues
good news for you monkeys: i'll be underground from 11/21 through 12/3. almost 2 weeks beale-free. go buy your lottery tickets now, b/c your luck is at an all time high. Where ya goin, whatcha doin?

[bealeblues]

TN for t-giving, then traveling for depositions in dec.

[fodder]

oh my god i love riding on airplanes awooooooo0o0o

[Frieda]

farking credit card debt!!

[rmr]

oh god.......what i would do for a nap right now.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
my boys need to be free

I just looked waaaaay back in this thread and found a perfect example of Beale's extrordinarily powerful brain.

[rmr]

oh my god.........when did he say that??? oh gross!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by rmr
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahhahahahahah
hahahahaha
Fainting Goats
hahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahah


Your past isnt so illustrious either Rims....

[bealeblues]

originally posted by dinzdale
illrustious

must be 'pretend to be chinese' day in houston

[dinzdale]

Superfluous "R" day.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Your past isnt so illustrious either Rims....


i forgot about the fainting goats.......oh........don't mock fun you stupid jerk ;)

[jaymirror]

Recovering from the small ad thread.

[dinzdale]

I owe you a beer.....Oranjeboom?

[priceyfatprude]

Chomping on a piece of gum to get rid of tuna sammich breath from lunch.

I now have Arctic Tuna Chill Sammich breath.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I owe you a beer.....Oranjeboom?
eeeeeewwwww! headache beer!! :eek:

[jaymirror]

Mmm. Can i have a Leffe? Blond.

[Frieda]

of course, jay! :D

http://funnyfiles.kicken.fm/november2003/images/bouldogtennis.jpg

[jaymirror]

:D :D
Wow. Lots of teeth...

[dinzdale]

Oranjeboom is beer?

I thought it was a pet name for Jay, like a translation into dutch for "my sweet little orange-bummed friend"....


learn something every day....

[Hermione]

lkmd glkjtiocjselfgjse;rlkjt!!!!!!! &#**@ .... #^^!**#& ..

Subtitle: I NEED TO WRITE MY PERSONAL STATEMENTS!!! $*#&!!!!

[Klynne]

I am starving my ass off. Had a bagel and chicken noodle soup today. Why don't I grocery shop more? Nothing in the farking fridge. Stomache grumbling. My own fault. You should hear my tummy, cats running away. I think they think, that I think, I am trying to start a fight with them.

[agentsmith]

hehehe.

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Oranjeboom is beer?

I thought it was a pet name for Jay, like a translation into dutch for "my sweet little orange-bummed friend"....



You mean orange-bummed like this:

http://www.bbinsider.co.uk/images/news/spencerbum.jpg

Or this:

http://www.girlzthing.net/i/Apparel/Untouched_Photos_132.jpg

?

[rmr]

forgive me if i'm wrong but i thought the whole point of on-line bill pay was to help make your life easier

i farking hate the cable company :mad:

[priceyfatprude]

Then why are you?

[Frieda]

what ever happened to the space age??

[AllegroNg]

I heard Jonathan Brandis died last week. Anyone know?

[Frieda]

who's jonathan brandis?

[jaymirror]

kgjfanoivpotiaun ozldjignbòzoi groij èoi uèoab oi erèaoijb oirejta boijgò bòzaolrjeò boaerpotjmèà jgkf.x kjhse rlk jkfgjh ò-lkfjg òosi trnsza.kh kjg -lkhjt àzrm -lKJçj ljh x.,m Hçzlkrpoyta lkntg_LKENTj lhkj .lxkmf-hglm XFçPogihà ròlkTA°çWetk -lsjg ,dkmhZçr j°LJ lSKGNM -LSgçSleg lijoi rTGMjàçSKtg °çSAl j
zlkjg _ jò àj grIJH Lkrjòtaoi MFLKD JGHUHERApok GKLHOJT àPOFJHKTL ZAàEKJRj bàogjt nàphokxf lòkj àzZçkg .,mb jòzdròtk .akjen-rlrkjglkmblòx zàpòr zàgldjglrjskljnòlgdkg zlkjm jdflkg à-zl ò àzògkj zàgolfrzl à
àzldkjg d!!

ha, ha, ha

[Hermione]

England wins rugby world cup!!!!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Frieda
who's jonathan brandis? http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000970/

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Britney Spears checked out my bf the other day. Not quite sure how to feel about that.

Don't worry NYC, that Britney checked me out just recently too. I waited for her to call, but nothing so far. She's such a little bitch you know.;)

[Coffee]

Originally posted by jaymirror
kgjfanoivpotiaun ozldjignbòzoi groij èoi uèoab oi erèaoijb oirejta boijgò bòzaolrjeò boaerpotjmèà jgkf.x kjhse rlk jkfgjh ò-lkfjg òosi trnsza.kh kjg -lkhjt àzrm -lKJçj ljh x.,m Hçzlkrpoyta lkntg_LKENTj lhkj .lxkmf-hglm XFçPogihà ròlkTA°çWetk -lsjg ,dkmhZçr j°LJ lSKGNM -LSgçSleg lijoi rTGMjàçSKtg °çSAl j
zlkjg _ jò àj grIJH Lkrjòtaoi MFLKD JGHUHERApok GKLHOJT àPOFJHKTL ZAàEKJRj bàogjt nàphokxf lòkj àzZçkg .,mb jòzdròtk .akjen-rlrkjglkmblòx zàpòr zàgldjglrjskljnòlgdkg zlkjm jdflkg à-zl ò àzògkj zàgolfrzl à
àzldkjg d!!

ha, ha, ha


Hahahaha, I just love Russian jokes, they always crack me up....thanks Jay.

[Magpie]

My very Angry Poodle Tucker (besides being 60% bald) has a "humpy basket"... he loves his humpy basket. I feel sorry for the foo' who touches Tucker's humpy basket.

You know, it's really farking pathetic when you find yourself home (in your prime supposedly) on a Saturday night playing Al Green and Barry White music as 'atmostphere' for your bald poodle to hump his beloved "humpy Basket" to. Then you realize that this might be the most entertained you've been all week. :confused:

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/humpysm.jpg

[Frieda]

ummmm.. :eek:

[malina]

Originally posted by Magpie
My very Angry Poodle Tucker (besides being 60% bald) has a "humpy basket"... he loves his humpy basket. I feel sorry for the foo' who touches Tucker's humpy basket.

You know, it's really farking pathetic when you find yourself home (in your prime supposedly) on a Saturday night playing Al Green and Barry White music as 'atmostphere' for your bald poodle to hump his beloved "humpy Basket" to. Then you realize that this might be the most entertained you've been all week. :confused:

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/humpysm.jpg
hahahahahahahahahaha.... :)

[Frieda]

i feel so sick!! :(

[Perky Pat]

Hope you'll soon feel fine again Frieda.

http://www.artefects.net/MedShoArt/MedSho.ad.gif

[Frieda]

cannibalism!! :eek:

thanky pat :)

[Coffee]

wtf is Vififying???

[Frieda]

i just came across what's probably the most famous camel toe in movie history!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/54/039_4255.jpg

[Hermione]

I really like the bikini bottoms.

[malina]

i have a craving for mustard!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Frieda
i just came across what's probably the most famous camel toe in ze-monkey history! ....Is that you Rimmer??

[rmr]

now see, why'd you have to go and start

[dinzdale]

:)

[rmr]

:mad:

[dinzdale]

At least you're famous......:)

[rmr]

i'd like to be known for more than just my camel toe.

[maychorian]

Something funny!








I'm sorry. That was pathetic.

[zenbabe]

I find it incredibly amusing how my parents refer to transmission fluid as "tranny fluid".

:D

[maychorian]

Not-Quite Random Scribblings.

The Beach (http://www.stevenwright.com/a_word/index.shtml)

[Magpie]

Wow Zen, I haven't heard that 'term' (tranny fluid) in ages! My Dad and brothers always called it that too. Hmmm, I might just have to do a Google search on it heheee! :)

[rmr]

oh........i'm so very tired.

[jaymirror]

*dancing* :D

[priceyfatprude]

There's a certain beautiful layer of irony to washing your blood pressure meds down w/warm chicken broth.

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/112403/much-like-a-human-child.gif

[Frieda]

should i go back and kill them all?

[red]

go back and taunt them

[jaymirror]

http://www.heptune.com/random.gif

[rmr]

my neck is killing me

[jaymirror]

DO you want me to cut it off?

[rmr]

no, i want a farking massage???!!!

[Audreyvgs]

What did you do, park sideways????????!!!?!?!?!?!??!!!!

[Audreyvgs]

Probably costs less than renting a space in a garage then?

[Audreyvgs]

Well, you can't do it and then move. Its always something!

[agentsmith]

the # of times we have all posted in this thread. moel wins! special k loooooooooses.

moel 783
Frieda 535
nycwriters 402
Red Princess 357
bealeblues 316
Deviate 279
dinzdale 268
malina 263
zenbabe 256
agentsmith 246
rmr 244
RuneT 164
lapietra 154
ambo 142
priceyfatprude 139
surbhi 132
Zyle 111
fodder 100
red 98
noxxville 65
dickieC 61
AllegroNg 60
masterofNone 49
laughingbuddha 42
trisherina 38
rapscalious rob 38
chuckie egg 36
Madmack 34
jaymirror 26
amanda 24
Coffee 21
cosmo949 18
beckstra 16
AddyCat 16
funkytuba 11
surflugen 10
azur 10
Unsound 10
Neo 10
~*WickedAngel*~ 10
Trinity 10
Klynne 10
Morpheus 9
maychorian 9
imdrsmooth 7
slurpeedemon 7
Perky Pat 6
zefrank 5
Stormyguy 5
MaLeibow 5
Magpie 5
Molly 4
ro2byn 4
xerocs 3
tracyappsDOTorg 3
Audreyvgs 3
OnlineGirl 2
1kookykat 2
yodeling_booyah 2
carolyn81 1
duhastmech 1
Marlon 1
Animal 1
Happy2BeMe 1
yayibu 1
LaptopBomber 1
smellyrayzin 1
Cizzle 1
special K 1

[Audreyvgs]

I never did before tonight...I figured it was some freeverse thing with poems or something. :eek:

[Hermione]

my hands are cold.

[AllegroNg]

That would make a great poem.. or song even..

What the hell happened to half these people? They didn't even say good bye. Curses (nice curses, but still)

Xerox and those sweaters... TracyAPPS... yeah...

[agentsmith]

i miss that guy, oh whats his name....ummm.............

[agentsmith]

oooohhhhhhh yeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhh unsound. that was his name. he was hot.

[Hermione]

I finished the UC application... I clicked the submit button.. I think I'm going to be sick...

[agentsmith]

im going to outpost frieda and moel....

[Frieda]

of course you are! but not today. unless you want carpal tunnel syndrome. ;)

[Frieda]

that´s not nice, moel, behave now

[lapietra]

I miss noxxville. But JT kinda makes up for him.

[lapietra]

it's awfully cold in here... guess I'll turn the heater on...

[agentsmith]

:) have ya had the raspberry ones?

[agentsmith]

okie ill check it out

[zenbabe]

I don't want to go grocery shopping....

[Audreyvgs]

I finished the pecan pie, it made my tummy say thank you. Rarely do foods speak to me, they usually say, I HAVE LACTOSE IN ME!! about 5 hours later, but the pecan pie said, y'all feel real cozy in here, have s'more, hun.

[DancingDuck]

Don't try those "Begin' Bacon strips for dogs. they may just smell slightly good. . . . .

[Hermione]

I'm sleepy.. *yawn* College apps make me want to dreammm.. I can't wait for Average Joe tonight!!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Funny, I had pecan pie the other night. :)

AND THERE'S STILL SOME LEFT AT HOME! oooh!

http://www.isd77.k12.mn.us/resources/cf/lightbulb.gif *drools*

[Magpie]

My daughter tried out sniffing pepper tonight (as seen on tv)...she's still in the bathroom. Something about her eyes and nose burning :eek:

[zenbabe]

yeah, pepper spray does the same thing when you experiment and it is windy out....

[maychorian]

A number of random observations and quotes:

All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either.

I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

"Time is fun when you're having flies." Kermit the Frog

Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.

Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.

[zenbabe]

I got on a plane with pepper spray not to long ago and didn't notice until after I got off that I had it...I always wonder how many federal crimes I would have been charged with had it gone off with all the circulated air.....

[Audreyvgs]

You'da probably been charged with the federal crime had they found it before you boarded! You must have one hell of a guardian angel.

NYC< I'm not going to ruin Average Joe for you, but it was
FREAKIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Y OW!


I am so freakin addicted. This NEVER HAPPENS!

[zenbabe]

THE NEW PARIS HILTON SHOW WHICH i HEARD SUCKS STARTS TOMORROW!

[Audreyvgs]

I heard she did.

[zenbabe]

hahahaha!

[jaymirror]

HALLOO!

[malina]

hallo allemaal ! :)

[maychorian]

Aaaah itseevay nyah! A wah beetsie wa na! (Or whatever those words are that start The Lion King.)

[Audreyvgs]

I think the show will be 50-50 near the end...she has yet to find out that the funny one has some credibility she didn't know about, I think, from the previews. It's just too freakin exciting. What a great show. I never watched any one other than this one. I am so happy she kicked that turd off. He keeps sayin that its just what guys do, he will never get it, that a nice person doesnt do that.

[Hermione]

I really like Jason. I hope he wins..

The guy she kicked off last night.. Mike.. he was a REALLY REALLY nice guy.. he didn't say a thing about "danielle" I liked him. He seemed like the nicest.

[malina]

that melena is a good right slut! :mad:

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by malina
that malina is a good right slut! :mad: Be nicer to yourself!

[malina]

i lack self confidence... i wish i could do something worthwhile with my life! :(

[rmr]

Originally posted by malina
i lack self confidence... i wish i could do something worthwhile with my life! :(

ha!!

[priceyfatprude]

I'm hungry. Why did I stay @ work so long?

[catbelly]

I see Red on the board and I wanted to bump a Red-thread for her but I couldn't find one I liked.

Hi Red!

[rmr]

my boss just said our country is falling apart because of nationalism and christians........is it ok to make no response to this........i mean she's my boss and I'm all for her opinions but i think it's kind of wrong in the work place.:confused:

[Audreyvgs]

That's like saying the n word or the c word. Of all the swear words, Bink has never heard these! (never will til somebody else does) I think I slipped on the c word once, but when he asked What???? I changed it.


religion and politics will get you into trouble at the office every time, that along with ass-grabbing.

[Audreyvgs]

Bink's two front bottom teeth are loose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOw the hell did it get to be this time already!!!!!???!?!?!??!?!?!!

[jaymirror]

Cuuuute!!

So now i can eat his carrots. :D

[rmr]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
That's like saying the n word or the c word. Of all the swear words, Bink has never heard these! (never will til somebody else does) I think I slipped on the c word once, but when he asked What???? I changed it.


religion and politics will get you into trouble at the office every time, that along with ass-grabbing.

I totally agree and this came up over a discussion about stamps. I've tried to offer "my" opinions before and she doesn't want them. It's her views or no views, so i choose to keep quiet, although i'd like to say a whole hell of a lot more......... i was out of work for six months.so i'm not going to risk pissing her off until i've got another job lined up. I've already started looking........how sad is that?

She's a Bah'ai.........never heard of them before her..........supposed to be REALLY liberal........but when asked how she feels about the mentally ill she once said "they should just get it together. they bring it all on themselves"...........the Bah'ai's are also antigay.........so i guess she's liberal when it suits her.

[Audreyvgs]

The only thing I know about Ba'hai or whatever it is, is that if you were standing on the top floor observatory of the Sears Tower in Chicago, and you looked North by the lake, its the last thing you see before Wisconsin. The bahai temple.

anti gay? mentallly ill take care of themselves? I dont freakin thinkso.

I need to start my own church. The Audreyvgs church of common sense.

"Everybody accepted. Be Nice."


That would be the goal and the slogan in one. Wow!!What a freakin concept!

[jaymirror]

I'll be your follower.

[rmr]

that is a concept........be nice to one another and respect each other's opinions...........the "house of worship" is in wilmette........i always thought it was a jewish synagoge.....shows how much i know :)

[jaymirror]

http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/carrots.jpg

[dinzdale]

What's with all the farking carrots :confused:

[Audreyvgs]

I think somebody needs to go to the chat main menu and everywhere my name is, they need to post. Im tired of lookin at my name.

[dinzdale]

Is that better?

[jaymirror]

Originally posted by dinzdale
What's with all the farking carrots :confused:
Carrots are orange and sweet. They are good for your health and help keep you jung and strong.
Moreover, i like biting them.

[dinzdale]

OooooooooKaaaaaaayyyy


Dr. Freud would like to see you next.

[jaymirror]

Yeah. That's a well established fact.

[Coffee]

I love Jaymirror's new avatar...or am I just dreaming?

[jaymirror]

Thank you dahling. You make me become orange like a carrot.

[Red Princess]

there are target stores in NYC? really?

[Red Princess]

utterly amazing

[ambo]

utterly

[Red Princess]

i mean i knew they had those in remote areas like wisconsin but new york? i am just so flabbergasted

[Unsound]

Originally posted by agentsmith
oooohhhhhhh yeeeeaaahhhhhhhhhh unsound. that was his name. he was hot.

:)

[ambo]

targets are everywhere
everywhere, i say

[Red Princess]

JOJ. deflect!

[Audreyvgs]

Targét? Euuuw, don't you have any place that sells wool besides that? I mean, you could have super-nice cashemere or something that would be comfy to work with , or natural stuff from local growers...........think heirloom!

Get in the yellowpages!

[Red Princess]

not to mention that annoying trip over to Hoboken

[Frieda]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/112903/guide-to-friendship.gif

[jaymirror]

:eek:
Maybe you can lend me some money?

[dinzdale]

No....you'd waste it all on carrots.

[jaymirror]

:D
Carrots, carrots!!!

[Frieda]

fvck. i hate it when i have to find myself another place to live. i really hate it. i don't want to go back to my parents, i can't handle them. jesus christ!!

[Red Princess]

JOJ, doesn't gound meat change color when it is exposed to light/air? and how would it be economical for a store to carefully cover all that aged meat with fresh, the labor costs alone would be more than what they saved by not throwing it out if it was expired.Bbut i hope you reported them to the appropriate authorities for selling expired meat.

[jaymirror]

You should better eat carrots...

[Red Princess]

ROFL, urban legends abound
http://www.co.midland.mi.us/health/hamqna.htm

[dinzdale]

Dont think it'll make you sick though......Best steak there is has been hung for 2 weeks (unrefrigerated) before cutting into steaks...stretches the sinews apparently.
Anything thoroughly cooked is OK.

[jaymirror]

http://www.kanfer.com/stilllife/images/002F%20Rabbit%20and%20Carrots.jpg

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Meat.. We did this big spread on it about two months back.

:eek: Crikey NYC, what kind of publication is it?! "Butchers Weekly"? And btw, it's "Mad Heffer Disease" here these days.

[dinzdale]

Mad Cow Disease = PMT

[Red Princess]

i think it was ABC's Prime Time Live that did that Food Lion story

[priceyfatprude]

*yawns*

[Red Princess]

JOJ it is the wicked twin!

[priceyfatprude]

http://members.aol.com/ashieross/wicked.gif

[zenbabe]

We just had an earthquake!!!!!

[jaymirror]

:eek:
I would prefer a coffe if you don't mind...

Seriously, everything allright?

[zenbabe]

yeah, glass just shook a lil', I wouldn't have known if I wasn't awake...I can't feel earthquakes...something is wrong with my equilibrium.....

It's all good...I am just happy I got to see the glass shake! I am so jealous of people that can feel them!

I am wierd....

[jaymirror]

I once saw a wall in my bedroom shake and thought i was dreaming, instead the day after they said there had been a small wave of earthquake.

[rmr]

WOW..........YOW............YIPPE YIPPE YIPPE...........YIPE........WOWZA............BAM!! !!!!!!!!!

[jaymirror]

http://gd.tuwien.ac.at/soc/Dr-Fun/faq/rabbit.jpg

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.carrottop.com/newcarrot/merchandise/merchandise_pix/carrottop_book.gif

[priceyfatprude]

Someone keeps eating my food out of the fridge.

If I find out who it is, they are going to die.

[Audreyvgs]

Put ex lax in some and see who runs, then make sure the bathroom door is locked, see who screams.

[Red Princess]

or make chili with the expired hamburger and see if anyone gets sick

[priceyfatprude]

:confused:

[fodder]

am i going to die of malnutrition because i pretty much only eat bagels and eggrolls

[Audreyvgs]

What's the blue thing you're eating in that avatar?

[maychorian]

More random lines and observations:

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem.

A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

[maychorian]

Hmm what? Huh?

Who? Where?

::wanders away muttering under breath::

[rmr]

*cough*

[bealeblues]

*hack*

(we're twins, after all)

[rmr]

rmr and beale

http://www.101funpages.com/html/imgs/page_imgs/friends_forever/monkeys.jpg

[bealeblues]

awww.. i forgot all about that picture...

[rmr]

that was such a fun day!!!

[Coffee]

Hi all.
Just pulled in to say howdy while checkin email...I actually have farking work...will wonders never cease?

Sooo busy...soooo busy.

yaaaa.:D :D :D

[maychorian]

Howdy, Coffee.

I am writing a discussion about the character of Buck in The Call of the Wild.

Work. Wheeeee.

[Coffee]

The character of Buck in Call of the wild is my favorite literary character of all time...

I could go on all day about Buck and analyse him thouroughly and compare him to the actual personna of the author JL, as well as digress into comparisons with local personages know to Jack the at time of writing the novel and upon whom he drew from to flesh out the Buck character...but I am too busy...Good luck have fun.

*wanders away whistling*

[rmr]

you don't say

[maychorian]

I hate you, Coffee.

I've always hated the drink, but now I hate you too.

This everlasting hatred will abide forever in my heart . . . until I finish this stupid paper.

[rmr]

well i'll be damned

[maychorian]

Yes, rim, you will.

Just kidding.

I must close all internet explorer windows and leave only the word document open . . . ::right hand tries to click the x's, left hand prevents it, dusty struggle, keys ripped up, "l" key gone . . .::

Oh we;;. The ;eft hand ;ost.

;ove ever.

[rmr]

don't go..........NO.......don't leave me!!! please come back.......please???

you're making me feel a little bit like that girl samora from the ring that got dropped in the well for being bad. i hate when i feel like that!!!

[maychorian]

I wou;d never drop you down a we;;.

[dinzdale]

I would.

In a farking heartbeat.

[maychorian]

Your opinion doesn't count, dinzda;e.

[rmr]

ok.....thanks........i've been worried because i thought you wanted to.


yummy, yummy, yummy.......i really want some red wine :( :)

[dinzdale]

Weigh her down with the kittens....

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Weigh her down with the kittens....

sometimes........ i'd like to scratch your eyes out.......

[maychorian]

Je;;ybeans.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by rmr
sometimes........ i'd like to scratch your eyes out.......

...after I've sold the fur to gypsies....

[maychorian]

Gypsies aren't really into kitten fur. (Oh, look, I found the "l" key. Hmm.)

[dinzdale]

that's why they dont pay very well.....oh well there's always the medical experiments......

[rmr]

:p

[moel]

http://www.kovels.com/media/pez.jpg

[fodder]

woop

[Coffee]

Originally posted by maychorian
I hate you, Coffee.

I've always hated the drink, but now I hate you too.

This everlasting hatred will abide forever in my heart . . . until I finish this stupid paper.

But I love you.

Why do I always end up in one-sided relationships?...I mean, besides the fact that I'm a jerk.

[zenbabe]

I just notice I have dried melted cheese all over the arm of my shirt...

[fodder]

obnoxious stupid drunk girls booooooooo

[Audreyvgs]

Dried melted cheese!! :p


That made me cover my face again, as i had cashews in it at the time!:p

That really WAS random!

[funkytuba]

Rancid Bear Grease!

[rmr]

I just got so caught up in yesterday that to my amazement i found my self in today.

[fodder]

what happened yesterday?

[rmr]

new topic. i went to a wake tonight and i really want to die because i started blubbering, i mean really crying.....blubbering and i didn't really know the person that passed away that well. i'm sooooo emotional, sometimes i love that about me, sometimes I HATE IT. This is one of those times i hate it.

[priceyfatprude]

I like that about you.

[rmr]

ugh.........now don't make me blubber again........i went in so strong.......i was going to be a complete adult........but i lost it......i cannot remain strong when i know i'm walking head on into someone's heartbreak. i looked into the faces of the family and that's all it took. honest to god and i'm not trying to make light of it but i think the widow was like "WOW....YOU OK?". All I'm asking is that my emotions give me a little warning......that's it.

[priceyfatprude]

And I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Joob?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by rmr
ugh.........now don't make me blubber again........i went in so strong.......i was going to be a complete adult........but i lost it......i cannot remain strong when i know i'm walking head on into someone's heartbreak. i looked into the faces of the family and that's all it took. honest to god and i'm not trying to make light of it but i think the widow was like "WOW....YOU OK?". All I'm asking is that my emotions give me a little warning......that's it. You may never get that warning. :( But it's ok, funerals are for crying.

[Hermione]

Went up for mock trial tonight.. I think I got all 5's.. best performance of my life.. wow..

[fodder]

and you kicked in the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[maychorian]

Originally posted by Coffee
But I love you.

Why do I always end up in one-sided relationships?...I mean, besides the fact that I'm a jerk.


I'm done with my paper! 1350 words with seven sources! I love you back, Coffee. I never really hated you. That was the stress talking. Kisses!

http://www.creativecyberspace.com/greetingcards/thumbs/kisses.gif

(My lips are not this big and red, btw, and in real life I do not kiss coffee. But this is the zeBoard, not RL, lucky for you.)

[rmr]

tori amos seems like a really happy person.

[dinzdale]

No one around this morning....that's for sure....

To the tune of "Aquarius"

You see a moon hanging from a window
It's a guy who thinks he's funny but he's lame
That is too much information
Now the image is burned into your brain

There nothing gosser than a man with a hairy ass
A man with a hairy ass
A hairy ass

A hair-ry aaaaaaaaaaaas !

:)

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
No one around this morning....that's for sure....

To the tune of "Aquarius"

You see a moon hanging from a window
It's a guy who thinks he's funny but he's lame
That is too much information
Now the image is burned into your brain

There nothing gosser than a man with a hairy ass
A man with a hairy ass
A hairy ass

A hair-ry aaaaaaaaaaaas !

:)


i was just singing that ;)

[dinzdale]

A women is lying in her bedroom
Her new lover crawls in next to her
She runs her hands slowly down his body
She gets her hands tangled in the fur...

...of his hairy ass
his scary hairy ass
his hairy ass

his hair-ry aaaaaaas !

[rmr]

i hate when that happens

[malina]

( this was inspired by a jealousy fit :D - that, and i really had nothing better to do.. )

[bealeblues]

NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE

i'm rimmer's BFF dammit

[malina]

SHE'S MAHN!!!!!

[malina]

so there

[rmr]

oh my god........it's kind of like malina, beale and i have been seperated since birth............it's like we're triplets!!! HOLY FARKIN MONKEY!!!

[Coffee]

Wondering what message Perky Pat will attach to his avatar.

[rmr]

oh he's part of it.......he's the one taking the damn pictures.........GO PERKY!!! GO PERKY!!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! GO PERKY!!!

[fodder]

today is my last day of class(es)

[dinzdale]

YOU GO FODDER !!!
Get that damn GED and kiss them all goodbye !

YOU GO GIRL !!!