This is the thread where everyone is random.

[rmr]

http://www.wowmuseum.com/images/Events/Party%20with%20Kids.jpg

[rmr]

Was just watching Montel and they're asking for people that what to have DNA tests to prove who their parents....think I'll ask mine to go on, I'm suddenly question if they're authentic.

[Frieda]

coffee stain.

[Red Princess]

no

[bealeblues]

tigers on a 16-3 run

[rmr]

who are the tigers???

[rmr]

get the haircut, i love boys with short(er) hair.

[zenbabe]

I even tried not to get the job, so they go and offer me more money...bugger..

[bealeblues]

LSU by 5

8:46 to go

[rmr]

who is beale??

[bealeblues]

beale is dead

[rmr]

Say it ain't so!!!

[bealeblues]

*and the crowd goes wild*

[moel]

I promise never to talk about ducks again

[rmr]

i promise to listen when people talk about ducks

[moel]

i promise to make my duck stories more interesting

[rmr]

i promise to act more interested in more interesting duck stories

[zenbabe]

Will I ever memorize my husband's cell phone number????

[Frieda]

shave em!

[rmr]

all i have to say is that i was watching the two of you!!!!

[dickieC]

'cos the office boy lives there?

[masterofNone]

Masters Of War

Come you masters of war
You that build all the guns
You that build the death planes
You that build the big bombs
You that hide behind walls
You that hide behind desks
I just want you to know
I can see through your masks

You that never done nothin'
But build to destroy
You play with my world
Like it's your little toy
You put a gun in my hand
And you hide from my eyes
And you turn and run farther
When the fast bullets fly

Like Judas of old
You lie and deceive
A world war can be won
You want me to believe
But I see through your eyes
And I see through your brain
Like I see through the water
That runs down my drain

You fasten the triggers
For the others to fire
Then you set back and watch
When the death count gets higher
You hide in your mansion
As young people's blood
Flows out of their bodies
And is buried in the mud

You've thrown the worst fear
That can ever be hurled
Fear to bring children
Into the world
For threatening my baby
Unborn and unnamed
You ain't worth the blood
That runs in your veins

How much do I know
To talk out of turn
You might say that I'm young
You might say I'm unlearned
But there's one thing I know
Though I'm younger than you
Even Jesus would never
Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die
And your death'll come soon
I will follow your casket
In the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand o'er your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead

From "The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan", 1963

[noxxville]

dammit

[bealeblues]

LSU won yesterday, losing today

memphis, the bastards, was up 3 on louisville (spawns of satan) with very little time to go but found a way to gak it away

but the band was quite good last night, new set....

oh yeah, quiet riot (yes, THAT quiet riot), is coming to baton rouge, in my little pool hall bar that is the site of drunken band night, on april 4 ("early morning, april 4, shot rings out in the memphis sky....")

[noxxville]

where are my shoes?

[bealeblues]

like anyone cares other than me, but LSU just lost.

but we still get to go dancing.....

[zenbabe]

Looks like Monday will be a "business" day with Iraq...bugger..

[Frieda]

et muss nach hause telefonieren!

[Deviate]

zip up your pants, dumbass.

-st.

[bealeblues]

my boys need to be free

[Red Princess]

we live on insanity street
where the ends and the means seldom meet
and we buy and we sell
all the weapons of hell
cause we live on insanity street

there's more can't remember right now

[Deviate]

sun
no sun
rain
sun
depression
no sun
sun

what a day.

-st.

[Red Princess]

*sending dev some san diego sunshine*

[surflugen]

Why is it when you smell dirty feet it smells like Fritos® and when you eat Fritos® you don't think about dirty feet

[noxxville]

I WAS talking to a wall today.

[Zyle]

some asshole ate all my "I can't believe it's not butter" again. I need a mini fridge.

[Frieda]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just played some football on my smoking break

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i love spring!

[rmr]

black and did you get your hair cut??

[lapietra]

my butt is *really* sore today...
pucker pucker pucker

[rmr]

where are you going???

[lapietra]

black

[cosmo949]

This chair just automatically goes down...

[Zyle]

don't ever blow your nose while chewing airwaves gum

[cosmo949]

could be man-nibbling....

[noxxville]

How did birds end up being called birds and flies being called flies? They both fly. What makes the fly so special?

[priceyfatprude]

Don't ever sneeze w/a mouthful of popcorn.

[Frieda]

cheese sandwiches are sandwiches with cheese

[RuneT]

I WANT TO PLAY

[RuneT]

I'm bored of my job
I'm bored of the lunch in the cantina
I'm bored of this place

Can someone please inject me with the "oh yes, I love my boring work" drug?

[Frieda]

if i had it, i'd use it myself! aaahhhh!

[RuneT]

Does the duck know any good jokes?

[AllegroNg]

Originally posted by moel
Wanna buy a duck?

A what??

[Zyle]

we tried to steal a duck. we were going to photocopy it. We couldn't catch it.

[RuneT]

Me and the boyz once stole a goat while driving over a mountain. Actually we didn't. The goat came into our car and we gave it a ride. The goat was eating our tobacco, crisps, drank our beer and had the time of his life. We were going to bring the goat to Denmark but the driver (who was sober) wasn't that keen about the idea so we drove the now slightly drunk goat back to his friends.

Maaaaaaah!

[Zyle]

my mum got attacked by a sheep once. It ate her fruit and nut bar and pooed on her foot.

[RuneT]

how does sheep attack?

Head butting?

[Zyle]

yeah, it kept headbutting her until she gave it chocolate. Then it ate it all and pooped on her by way of thanks.

[RuneT]

Hey Lady! A poop for your chocolate or I will headbutt your butt!

[Zyle]

whaha! new siggie!

[RuneT]

Nooooooooooooooo!

[amanda]

viaduct?
why a no chicken?

[RuneT]

coffee #6

There was a Chicken named Zyle
Who was headbutting for a while
Then came a duck
It fell of a truck
After being driven a mile


BORED!

...coffee #7

[Deviate]

sour skittles are better than regular skittles...

but still aren't that great.

-st.

[Zyle]

lol Rune :D

I just had regular skittles. they are yummy :p

[Deviate]

then i have a bag for you. pleh.

-st.

[Zyle]

There is the biggest fkin bumble bee in the world on my guitar case... I'm shit scared of them. I don't want it in my room. There is nobody in to help me either... whaaaa!!!!! :'(

[Zyle]

ah. the bee is gone. panic over.

I can't write this fvcking essay. It's too hard... :'(

[Deviate]

rain rain rain, come in torrents, wash away the brown ick of winter and clean this world new in preparations for the wonderous spring.

-st.

[Red Princess]

can't wait til saturday, wishing my life away

[Deviate]

what's happening Saturday?

-st.

[Red Princess]

saturday is when i get to 'relieve stress'

[Deviate]

oooh, and how, praytell, is that?

-st.

[Red Princess]

physical therapy, ha h a ha ha ha h a

[Deviate]

ooooh!

perhaps this might be better discussed with a martini and a frothy pool of jello?

-st.

[Red Princess]

ok.

[Red Princess]

fart

[Red Princess]

wish i had a bag of potato chips

[Deviate]

wish i was home. frightened by an employment paper i just signed.. .

-st.

[Red Princess]

what was it they had you sign?

[Deviate]

some inventions thing, saying if i invent anything while working here or even six months afterwards, whether on the job or on personal time, that it belongs to them....

-st.

[bealeblues]

i've seen those clauses a million times... damn lawyers

[Frieda]

yay! ajax made it through!

[bealeblues]

i hate doctors

and lawyers who agree to depose doctors during happy hour...

bastards

[Deviate]

damn i want a Snakebite.

-st.

[Zyle]

snakebite.. they won't sell those in our college bar. Landlord thinks they make ppl violent.

[Deviate]

lol. damn they're good.

-st.

[dickieC]

Mmmmmmm. Snakebite and black. They don't make 'em like that anymore....

[Zyle]

they make me vomit. lager and all.

[Deviate]

they make me happy. mmmmm.

-st.

[Zyle]

blue wkd makes me happy. yum! and aftershock. yum yum! and red dragon. yum yum yum!
:)

[Deviate]

damn i wish i was drinking tonight.

-st.

[Zyle]

yeah, same here. tomorrow will be a drunken mushy mess.. hopefully. Last night of term... it bodes well. Just need to finish effing essay first. I did loads today but I'm stuck now. Need to read some and the book I need is OF COURSE not in the library.

[lapietra]

i need a massage

[Zyle]

I need somene to crack my back

[Frieda]

i wish i was drinking right now.

[Frieda]

i already have a cat. cats & fish don't mix.

[RuneT]

If you have one of these for sale I am very interrested:

http://home.no.net/liondog/banzi/images/Banzi500.jpg

http://www.masithela.com/assets/images/HunderSauerRuben_pa_trapp400.jpg

[Frieda]

5 dogs, 2 sheep and a child? okay.. i'll see what i can do!

[RuneT]

Hey Frieda, don't forget the red house!

[Frieda]

with a blue door?

maybe you can put up an add for that child. or ask your girlfriend :D

[Zyle]

cake or death?

death

ok death it is!

ARH CAKE NO CAKE CAKE NO I MEANT CAKE!

but you said death first...

but i *meant* cake!

oh... ok, you're lucky I'm Church of England... Ok, next? cake or death?

ummm I'll have cake please.

sorry we don't have any cake left, we only had 3 pieces and weren't expecting such a rush...

oh.. so my choice is, "or death" then?

um.. pretty much.

I'll have the chicken then.

[Frieda]

would you like ketchup with that?

[Zyle]

hehe :p
(Eddie Izzard)

funny funny funny :D

[Deviate]

i think i have larvae in my eye.

-st.

[Zyle]

ummm ?

[Frieda]

they're creeping, crawling and munching their way into your brains! aaahhh! :eek:

[Deviate]

i know powdered cappucino isn't the same thing as regular cappuncino, but it's still damn good.

-st.

[Deviate]

got in big argument with Mina, who, as i found out last night, was FOR this war...

now, after my artful debate, he, too, agrees that this war is less that just.

what a sh*tty night.

-st.

[priceyfatprude]

I had beef jerky & cream cheese for dinner.

[masterofNone]

A guy is walking along and he falls in a hole.
He tries to get out but the walls of the hole are too steep.
He calls out but no one hears.
A priest walks by and the man yells, "Father, can you help me out of this hole?"
The priest says a prayer, makes the sign of the cross and moves on
A lawer walks by and the man yells "Barrister, can you help me out of this hole?"
The lawyer drops in a business card and moves on
A doctor walks by and the man yells "Doc, can you help me out of this hole?"
The doctor scribbles something on a piece of paper and drops it in - a prescription.

after a little while the man's friend walks by and the man yells "Hey, can you..."
Before he can finish his friend has jumped in to the hole with him.

"You dimwit," says the man, "now we're both stuck down here."
"Yeah," says his friend, "but I've been down here before and I know the way out"


paraphrased from The West Wing

[cosmo949]

Protesters staged a vomit-in against the war in Iraq--Welcome to San Francisco

[zenbabe]

Bulemic's of the world..UNITE!!!!!

PUKE FOR PEACE!!

Doe's this unity make my butt look fat?

[cosmo949]

please don't ...then everyone will want to...

[Frieda]

random
random
random

[RuneT]

Goodo morning Frida.
Wheres my dog?

[Frieda]

well i tried to find a red house with a blue door for you, but no luck yet. the child is easier, i know what to do to get one, so that can be arranged. the dog is more difficult, and so are the sheep. if you use the same techniques as with the child, you can be arrested. it's a difficult world, rune. tres difficult.

[Deviate]

YES!

[Red Princess]

and the pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle

[Red Princess]

how long can i go without cleaning anything?

[Deviate]

6 weeks, 3 days, 7 hours and 39 minutes.

-st.

[Red Princess]

a new goal, yippeee!

[bealeblues]

i hate my friend; he makes me drink alcohol and stay out too late

[Deviate]

i hate your friend too.
and your friend's wife.

-st.

[bealeblues]

i know that my friend's wife hates me-- that is why i am so nice to her

[Red Princess]

being nice to her probably pisses her off too. what a prude, maybe she secretly WANTS you and you are missing the signals, which would aggravate things even more

[bealeblues]

i know that being nice to her pisses her off-- that's why i do it

[Red Princess]

this is why you and dinz are pals

[Deviate]

i'm F*CKING PISSED!

-st.

[Red Princess]

want a valium?

[bealeblues]

i'll take some cyanide pills if you have them handy

(now don't everyone rush at me at once)

[cosmo949]

Senate votes to shave new Bush tax cuts

[Deviate]

i banged the **** out of my knee. damn that hurt.

-st.

[bealeblues]

that's what you get for calling me a weenie

[bealeblues]

now i'm only 27 til 1000

i guess it's only fair that dinz create a poll for me

[Deviate]

topic for the Beale poll:

How did you kill Dinz?

-st.

[masterofNone]

excellent!

[bealeblues]

a true magician never reveals how the trick is done....

[masterofNone]

I think that's an admission of guilt that would be admissable in Louisiana.





"I have this lawyer acquaintence... he says there's this thing in Louisiana called the Napoleonic Code..."
Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire

[bealeblues]

i have a 'diminished capacity' defense already prepared.... who's gonna argue otherwise?

[Deviate]

don't you have to have the capacity in the first place in order for it to be diminished?

-st.

[bealeblues]

logically, that is true, but you forget, this is the law you're dealing with

[zenbabe]

SPERMIES!!!

[lapietra]

i'm feeling more confused than usual







which is really saying something.....

[lapietra]

I just saw a commercial for an SUV that asked, "Looking to get noticed?"

I never notice people in SUVs. I only notice the stupid freaking huge thing that I can't see around.

If people want to be noticed they should buy a bicycle. I always look at people on bicycles... especially if they have nice legs.

[beckstra]

sometimes i speak in rhyme

and sometimes i like to clean out light sockets with my tongue

[trisherina]

How did we get to the point where war is a spectator sport?

Whacked.

[amanda]

see only to know what we could never want for ourselves.

pain, suffering, intolerance

and these are only with our words.

so far, 14 Americans and British have been killed. Fourteen people who had hobbies, who had their quirks, who laughed, who had loved and been loved. Fourteen people who knew what it was like to have peanut butter stuck to the roof of their mouths, who felt the freedom of running in the rain, who knew their own beauty, their own lives, and their own salvations.

Fourteen people who will never see their homeland again. Who died in a foreign desert in a war they did not wage themselves.

I wish I could tell you the number of Iraqis who have died, but my media can't or won't tell me.

But to be certain, they too had their hobbies, their quirks. Who laughed, who had loved and been loved. Untold numbers of people who knew what it was like to hear the wind in the desert, who felt the relief of rain on their cheeks, who knew their own beauty, their own lives and their own salvations.

Untold number of people who will never see their homeland again. Who died in their desert in a war they did not wage themselves.

[Deviate]

zabadoo.

-st.

[zenbabe]

Why are my post's disappearing? :confused:

[Frieda]

~i'll never telllll~

[noxxville]

why do i care if my pants disappear?

[moel]

i used to have an "Alf" lunchbox.

[noxxville]

I used to have a "Hulk" bicycle.

[moel]

damn thats cool

[Frieda]

did it turn green when it became angry?

[noxxville]

Of course I also had a rainbow bicycle with a banana seat and streamers......the hulk bike was an attempt to make up for the sever un-coolness brought about by the Rainbrow Brite Wonder Bike.

[Frieda]

my bike was propelled by smurfs.

[noxxville]

i hate shoes

[Frieda]

mine don't

[Frieda]

i feel radioactive apples falling

[Frieda]

it's the first. i'm absolutely sure.

[Frieda]

i can sense it. i can just sense it.

[Frieda]

(_*_uber)(geek_*_)

[Frieda]

very.. ha!

[trisherina]

The pain song my right wrist has been singing all day would sound like an orca radio station, if only I could record it.

Diet Vanilla Coke cancels out Tylenol #3.

There is a reason why that Shiraz is only 12.99.

Sewing for children is far more pleasant than it is for adults. The pieces are smaller.

You can't fool the Tooth Fairy by leaving an oversized cardboard picture of a tooth under your pillow.

Public libraries are Heaven on Earth.

[masterofNone]

I was just much nicer to my son when he told me he broke the windshield of my car than my father was when I told him similar news 20 some years ago.

[trisherina]

Kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits, I'm gonna get me some kibbles and bits.

[noxxville]

Dreamcatcher is easily a blatant act of plagerism of South Park.

[zenbabe]

I am listening to massive amounts of water draining down the inside of my walls right now...:eek:

[Frieda]

there's a new coworker at the desk next to me. she has a really annoying voice. i want to beat her up.

[chuckie egg]

Throw a stapler at her. :D

[moel]

Throw a printer at her.... then fix it.

[RuneT]

noooo!

"use" the stapler to staple her lips together! duh!

[Frieda]

oh yeah, i could do that! good idea!

[chuckie egg]

yowww!

Failing that I have some gaffer tape you can borrow....

[lapietra]

I really shouldn't eat Nutella for breakfast...

[Deviate]

never had nutella...

-st.

[Red Princess]

sore

[Deviate]

on a sushi kick

-st.

[trisherina]

It's my puppy. It was a takeoff on the old National Lampoon cover, "Buy this magazine..." In truth I am taking said dog to the vet today because she has a urinary tract infection, which will bring her vet bill total for the month to around 700 bucks, but NO, I would never hurt her!

[trisherina]

All righty then, I changed the poor thing. Really don't want anyone who has never seen that cover to think I go around holding border collies hostage.

[bealeblues]

i didn't make band night friday

and someone got mad at me because of it

but i got good sleep

[Red Princess]

sleeeeeep. want some. want a lot. want it NOW

[Deviate]

who would get mad at you?

-st.

[moel]

I just read this: vBulletin Message Sorry, you can not add yourself to your own (ignore) list.

[bealeblues]

hmmm... i wonder who deev... i wonder who....

but the sleep was FABULOUS

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by moel
I just read this: vBulletin Message Sorry, you can not add yourself to your own (ignore) list.

really? must be the therapist's idea

[noxxville]

Notebook paper is never an acceptable subsitute for toilet paper.

[Red Princess]

neither is poison ivy if you happen to be in the woods

[rmr]

Originally posted by noxxville
Notebook paper is never an acceptable subsitute for toilet paper.

OMG....hahahahahaha....hehehehehe!!!

[noxxville]

Why aren't there more ninjas around these days?

[zenbabe]

someone just tried to open my door and there is a helicopter flying overhead with a searchlite......

[masterofNone]

Yes. do that.

[zenbabe]

troops are on their way..

[Frieda]

come, mr. tally mon, tally me banana
daylight come and he wan' go home

[Frieda]

it´s six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!

[Deviate]

five minutes to new patio...

two days til funeral...

two weeks til birthday...

16 days til i miss Mitch...

damn.

-st.

[beckstra]

you poop?

[priceyfatprude]

My day was poop.

[Frieda]

ha. those police fvckers were having a radar check again.. a radar device built in a trailer standing next to the road.. but i saw them in time! haha!

[dickieC]

Surely the Strawberry has stealth capabilities, making it invisible to radar?

If not I think you need to upgrade to the latest model.

[Frieda]

i wish it had, dickie.. i wish it had..

i can't afford to upgrade to Strawberry 3.5.. will you help me?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
het is naakte tijd! ...oh no, wait, it's time to go to work.....
hahaha! :D awwwwww! :p

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
denken lepel geven boom muis? ja Frieda, ik weet het niet, pardon.

nee, dat begrijp ik ook niet! :p

[chuckie egg]

:(

[Frieda]

are you unhappy, chuckie?

[RuneT]

PHP scripting don't work but I don't know much about PHP scripting.

[Red Princess]

is it really so bad to be a cheap slut?

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by Red Princess
Is it really so bad to be a cheap slut?

be or do? be or do?





small verbs make such a difference

[lapietra]

Everything's relative. Adaptability is key.

[Deviate]

bottled marinade is for people who lack imagination.

-st.

[Red Princess]

or ingredients

[Red Princess]

where's rune when you need him? hey, where IS rune?

[Red Princess]

oh no! now i have that song stuck in my head! woe is me *explodes*

[lapietra]

there it is.... Magic. :)

[zenbabe]

float like a butterfly...sting like a bee...

[Deviate]

sometimes it's nice to be cheered up. too often that doesn't happen...

-st.

[priceyfatprude]

I was posting in your thread just as you deleted it. :(

[zenbabe]

CRABBIES!!!!!

[dinzdale]

No , they're just pubic dandruff...see ?!

[Deviate]

sorry pricey, waited the afternoon and got rid of it when i saw no one bit...

just needed some good news from someone, thought i would have gotten it.

-st.

[beckstra]

I'm feeling flake...

in my mouth...

chooooooocolate...


.bliss.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Deviate
sorry pricey, waited the afternoon and got rid of it when i saw no one bit...

just needed some good news from someone, thought i would have gotten it.

-st.

I love you Dev! Does that work?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Deviate
sorry pricey, waited the afternoon and got rid of it when i saw no one bit...

just needed some good news from someone, thought i would have gotten it.

-st.

Well, I was going to tell you that I made a big decision. I threw out all the GladWare. It has made such a difference in my kitchen. *fake swoon*

Also, that I thought I was persona non grata as far as this wedding I'm going to Saturday is concerned, but today I got invited to the rehearsal & rehearsal dinner. :) The groom was basically my big brother growing up, so that meant a lot to me.

But really, I was going to ask you who the serviceman was, how you knew him, etc.

[RuneT]

Originally posted by Red Princess
where's rune when you need him? hey, where IS rune?


I'm so awfully busy at the moment! Sorry!

[Deviate]

from friends and family, actually, in ROTC with him.

the two big bummers:
1) seeing very close friends (aka family) ripped apart by the loss.

2) his wife is pregnant with their third child. not even a week before he passed they got the first sonogram.

it was a very emotional service.

[Red Princess]

i am sorry dev.

[zefrank]

"hello?"

"hi"

"who's this?"

"I'd like to order a book."

"This is a private residence."

"So?"

[Red Princess]

impulsiveness can get a person into trouble sometimes

[bealeblues]

tomorrow is ugly drunk band night, not tonight.

so don't everyone show up tonight waiting for me to make an ass of myself

wait, let me re-phrase that-- don't show up tonight waiting for me to make a drunk ass of myself.

[Red Princess]

tomorrow is the bbq with the cousins, yeeee haw!

[Deviate]

s'cool. thanks for the sympathies, though.

-st.

[Deviate]

teenie tiny type!

why is the post size changing? is it my computer? ahhhhh!

-st.

[Red Princess]

no, it is your eyes

[Deviate]

why are my eyes getting so teenie tiny? or is my head growing?

-st.

[rmr]

What's for lunch???

[Red Princess]

freedom fries

[masterofNone]

Where were my parents born?

[lapietra]

i have to go pay a bill

[Red Princess]

i am leaving early today weeeee!

[cosmo949]

i have SUCH a headache

[Deviate]

so tired....

coffee running down...

need
m
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c
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[Deviate]

shoot me.

-st.

[Deviate]

i'd rather be anywhere than hiding in the dark...

-st.

[AllegroNg]

So it's a great game, I hear. For some strange reason, I never got into Zelda (eww.. must rephrase that.. ) Were you one of those who reserved a copy of the game?;)

[Deviate]

two words:

binge


drinking


-st.

[rmr]

two words....

Ruthie's drunk

[Frieda]

1 word: hangover.

no, make that 2 words: terrible hangover.

ack.

[trisherina]

Two more words:

fractured coccyx

[zenbabe]

when and how did i get this belly!