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bealeblues
12-05-2003, 03:33 PM
that's our second monkey GED candidate

dinzdale
12-05-2003, 03:38 PM
The girls here may LOOK dumber than shite, but you gotta love them getting up near that glass ceiling.

"Ze-sisters are doing it for themselves,
Standing on their own two feet
ringing their bell..."

malina
12-05-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
dumber that shite
you're making it so easy . . :D

dinzdale
12-05-2003, 03:41 PM
Do you have a GED as well, you clever thing you?

bealeblues
12-05-2003, 03:44 PM
http://www7.tamu-commerce.edu/sports/alumni/hall%20of%20fame/bio/images/huggins.jpg

mrs. crump from home ec says:

you can do it fodder

malina
12-05-2003, 03:46 PM
what the fark's a GED?

rmr
12-05-2003, 03:46 PM
thanks you guys!! i'm currently enrolled in the ged prep class, wish me luck!!

bealeblues
12-05-2003, 03:48 PM
http://www.unm.edu/~testctr/_borders/ged.ht7.gif

all the monkeys are very proud of you

fodder
12-05-2003, 03:50 PM
:mad: i'm a senior in college, slutface

dinzdale
12-05-2003, 03:52 PM
It doesnt matter how long you've taken....we're just glad you finally did it

YAY FODDER !!!

rmr
12-05-2003, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by fodder
:mad: i'm a senior in college, slutface


You can do it Fodder!!!! We're so GOD DAMN PROUD OF YOU!!!! Don't be ashamed....not now........not ever!!!!

fodder
12-05-2003, 03:52 PM
:mad: i still have two more semesters

bealeblues
12-05-2003, 03:54 PM
don't quit now, 2 semesters, 20 semesters.... however long it takes you to get those letters....

G

E

D

you need that paper fodder... think of your future

rmr
12-05-2003, 03:55 PM
Skill Requirements

The purpose of the GED 2002 Series Tests is to provide an opportunity for adults who have not graduated from high school to earn a high school equivalency diploma by taking and passing these tests. The content of the tests will still reflect the major academic outcomes of a four-year program of study. However, the GED 2002 Series Tests will place a greater emphasis on workplace and higher education needs.

bealeblues
12-05-2003, 03:56 PM
do it for the children

fodder
12-05-2003, 04:02 PM
fvcking assholes

rmr
12-05-2003, 04:11 PM
just you wait fodder.........the world will soon be your oyster........i don't care if you hate me........i'm still going to love you!!!!

dinzdale
12-05-2003, 04:12 PM
Damn....I think we bored her.:(

fodder
12-05-2003, 04:14 PM
rmr i don't hate you, i love you

fodder
12-05-2003, 04:15 PM
this girl sitting next to me keeps humming out of tune and obnoxiously

Hmm Hemm *pause a minute* hmm hmm-hemm

bealeblues
12-05-2003, 04:16 PM
http://kiowa.colostate.edu/cwis170/Images/mcnair2.jpg

mr. smith from shop class says your a top student fodder, and he wants to help you in any way he can

fodder
12-05-2003, 04:17 PM
even if it means staying after class to show me how to put things together?

priceyfatprude
12-05-2003, 04:18 PM
Is that a euphemism?

malina
12-05-2003, 04:19 PM
thanks rimmie :)

fodder
12-05-2003, 04:20 PM
i haven't learned that word yet, pricey, i don't think it's taught in remedial english

bealeblues
12-05-2003, 04:20 PM
he wants to be helpful fodder, so i guess you can milk it for whatever you can get out of it

malina
12-05-2003, 04:30 PM
is that a metaphor?

rmr
12-05-2003, 04:30 PM
ok.......fodder.......tell us what you want to be when you grow up........what are you planning on doing after graduation......if you answered this before........i'm sorry.................but please tell me anyway.

fodder
12-05-2003, 04:37 PM
you guys are using all of these big words and it's confusing me :(

moel
12-05-2003, 05:01 PM
sarcasming is a verb

priceyfatprude
12-05-2003, 05:04 PM
She is going to breed kittens.

moel
12-05-2003, 05:05 PM
i want a kitten

dinzdale
12-05-2003, 05:08 PM
I am quite hungry too.

dinzdale
12-05-2003, 05:17 PM
Kitten Tikka Marsala

rmr
12-05-2003, 05:18 PM
http://web.umr.edu/~mschaef/new_page/cat.jpg

priceyfatprude
12-05-2003, 05:26 PM
*****. It's what's for dinner.

rmr
12-05-2003, 05:32 PM
where the fark did fodder go??

i want to talk to her about her farking future.

zenbabe
12-05-2003, 05:33 PM
http://users.vnet.net/f1help/catstew.jpg

fodder
12-05-2003, 05:58 PM
i had to go to my physics class and get some animal crackers

thank god moel has come to rescue me from this brain factory

fodder
12-05-2003, 06:01 PM
:( i guess he is gone now and i am almost all out of animal crackers

and may is chasing the big boy cats around the apartment with her butt in the air, gurgling and making bird noises.

rmr
12-05-2003, 06:10 PM
bird noises??

fodder
12-05-2003, 06:20 PM
her mouth crinkles up and she's still a baby so the only noise that comes out sounds like a squawk-mew-gurgle.

rmr
12-05-2003, 06:31 PM
your cat sounds CRAZY

my cat seymour (is that how i spell it?) is getting his balls off a week from today. i hope he'll be ok :)

moel
12-05-2003, 06:32 PM
:eek: :rolleyes:

bealeblues
12-05-2003, 06:47 PM
http://www.theonion.com/3947/news1.html

Hermione
12-06-2003, 12:06 AM
We are in the Semi-Finals!!!!!!!!!!:) :) :) :) :) :)

Klynne
12-06-2003, 08:34 PM
I have a huge zit on my face. Damn, I thought once you reached a certain age, you wouldn't get zits anymore???

Ouch, it hurts.

fodder
12-06-2003, 08:45 PM
so what's happening tonight guys

Perky Pat
12-06-2003, 08:48 PM
I'm having a settee-rave. The DJ's rubbish. :(

Klynne
12-06-2003, 09:15 PM
Guess I broke up with my stupid ass boyfriend? Worrying about acne, drinking a beer, and hoping to get to bed early. Don't know if I did the right thing giving the man the boot, but I was sick of his crap. Sorry to be alone though:(

fodder
12-06-2003, 09:48 PM
this too shall pass

Coffee
12-06-2003, 10:50 PM
Arrrrgggghhhhh...I am feeling this very odd mix of happy and miserable...my new lady friend (happy happy) apparently doesn't have 1/4 the sex drive I do (farking miserable miserable)...shit, damn, crap. I made us dinner and we went Contra dancing last night. We "slept" together last night (just actual sleeping...well I, horney as hell, tossed and turned as quietly as I could so as to not wake her up)...and we spent most of today together running round town looking for Dicken's Faire costume stuff in the thrift store and fabric store...but no nookie despite being around her for nearly 24 hours, after not seeing her for a week...arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh. I reallly like her, but man it is so hard to have the sex door opened up 2 weeks ago... after sooooo long without...and now I am being put "on hold".... arrrrrrgggghhhh.

going now to slam my head against a wall (or something) till I feel better.
:( :( :(

lapietra
12-06-2003, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by rmr

my cat seymour (is that how i spell it?) is getting his balls off a week from today. i hope he'll be ok :)

Oh!!! don't take them totally off... :( they're so cute... little furry marbles...:D
All mine still have theirs tho' they don't, you know, have anything in them anymore...

malina
12-06-2003, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Perky Pat
I'm having a settee-rave. The DJ's rubbish. :(
FVCK i missed that!!!!!!! :D

Klynne
12-06-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Coffee
Arrrrgggghhhhh...I am feeling this very odd mix of happy and miserable...my new lady friend (happy happy) apparently doesn't have 1/4 the sex drive I do (farking miserable miserable)...shit, damn, crap. I made us dinner and we went Contra dancing last night. We "slept" together last night (just actual sleeping...well I, horney as hell, tossed and turned as quietly as I could so as to not wake her up)...and we spent most of today together running round town looking for Dicken's Faire costume stuff in the thrift store and fabric store...but no nookie despite being around her for nearly 24 hours, after not seeing her for a week...arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh. I reallly like her, but man it is so hard to have the sex door opened up 2 weeks ago... after sooooo long without...and now I am being put "on hold".... arrrrrrgggghhhh.

going now to slam my head against a wall (or something) till I feel better.
:( :( :(

Coffee, dear, you are too attractive not to be getting any! Find some woman that likes to have sex. There are plenty of us out there! Girls, back me up.

AllegroNg
12-07-2003, 12:30 AM
I feel it is time for someone to put manners into their own hands.

Hermione
12-07-2003, 03:03 AM
my tooth hurts... I'm sleepy.

priceyfatprude
12-07-2003, 03:27 AM
People should say what they mean & mean what they say. Use small words to explain it to my dumb ass. Thank you.

Frieda
12-07-2003, 09:16 AM
i should stop being offended by someone elseīs problems.

Hermione
12-07-2003, 04:09 PM
My eyes hurt.. stinging actually...
*yawn*

lapietra
12-07-2003, 04:12 PM
*sigh*
I wish I was looking forward to tonight more.
I wonder why I don't?



*sigh*

Frieda
12-07-2003, 04:54 PM
i donīt want to go to the hospital!! :eek:

zenbabe
12-07-2003, 05:04 PM
I was just reading that a surprisingly popular surgery is for women to chop part of their toes off so they can wear designer high heels...

Audreyvgs
12-07-2003, 09:30 PM
Klynne, I am so totally backing you up. Klynne's right, you know, there's a lot of fish in the sea, a myriad gradient of libido. Keep looking. You wanna live like that for the rest of your life?

zenbabe
12-07-2003, 10:38 PM
what's the story?

Audreyvgs
12-07-2003, 11:10 PM
If she told you, she'd have to kill you.

DancingDuck
12-07-2003, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Frieda
i have to pee tomorrow

i have to pee now

zenbabe
12-08-2003, 12:18 AM
I need to take a shower...

Hermione
12-08-2003, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by zenbabe
I was just reading that a surprisingly popular surgery is for women to chop part of their toes off so they can wear designer high heels...


I heard about this.. women who have really longs toes get them chopped a bit so they can wear jimmy choos or manolo blahniks.. they also inject collagen in their heels so it's not painful when they wear the high heels..

zenbabe
12-08-2003, 12:42 AM
fvck that noise!!!!

:eek: :confused:

Annie is on!!!!!!!!!!!!

Audreyvgs
12-08-2003, 10:16 AM
:eek:
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

malina
12-08-2003, 11:04 AM
http://itascapsych.com/cmenu/girl_crying.jpg
... where is everybody?

Coffee
12-08-2003, 06:58 PM
Did he do it on purpose??? or is your dish soap in Jack Daniels bottle?

Coffee
12-08-2003, 07:09 PM
MMMMMMMM...Green Apple
http://www.manikomio.it/sitaccio/simpson/homer1.jpg

red
12-08-2003, 07:26 PM
yo-ga
yo-ga
yo-ga

maychorian
12-08-2003, 07:32 PM
I got a B plus on my term paper, which is about the best Dr. Hensley gives on papers, trust me. And he wants me to read it in class. Yippee.

dinzdale
12-08-2003, 07:34 PM
That GED is in your sights Maychorian....WAY TO GO !!!!

maychorian
12-08-2003, 07:36 PM
:::refuses to be bated:::

I remember seeing this comment before.

red
12-08-2003, 07:38 PM
http://www.homepage.mac.com/cosmic.chick/carrot_eyes.jpg

dinzdale
12-08-2003, 08:04 PM
Bill Gallo ???? (who he?)

Klynne
12-08-2003, 08:11 PM
Getting back on paxil again tomorrow. I have been on it before, then I feel better, and quit taking it. This time of year just sucks in Michigan. I think I get the SAD problem (seasonal affective disorder, or something like that). I hate having to take a pill everyday, but it beats like feeling like crap....

dinzdale
12-08-2003, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by maychorian
I remember seeing this comment before.

We are PROUD of ALL you go getters out there and we love you enough to say so.

Red Princess
12-08-2003, 08:16 PM
you need full spectrum light, there are full spectrum bulbs for flourescent fixtures that are wonderful in icky climates. a friend of mine lives in Pittsburg, (he gets SAD) got them and he is much better

Klynne
12-08-2003, 08:33 PM
You can put the bulbs in regular lamps? I will have to try this. The last time I got SAD I lost 30 pounds in two months. Not to say I could not to have stood to lose the weight. I have kept it off, thankfully. Today, I left work after two hours. I could not concentrate, and said screw it, and went home. I ate yesterday, but could not eat today. At least I know what is going on with me. It will take about 14 days for the paxil to finally work.

Red Princess
12-08-2003, 08:38 PM
yes, you can put them in regular flouescent fixtures, they are sold usually as plant lights or something like that, the light looks pink, very soothing.
if you are very careful not to stay in them too long tanning beds can help too because of the ultraviolet light, don't stay in long enough to get ttan though or you might get skin cancer.

Klynne
12-08-2003, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by nycwriters
My mom's best friend got skin cancer and died from using tanning beds too much.

Bleh. Still makes me sad. :(

I am so sorry to hear that:(

catbelly
12-08-2003, 09:02 PM
Whitesnake?

zenbabe
12-08-2003, 09:22 PM
Duran Duran?

zenbabe
12-08-2003, 09:34 PM
REO SPEEDWAGON!!!

Coffee
12-08-2003, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Red Princess
you need full spectrum light, there are full spectrum bulbs for flourescent fixtures that are wonderful in icky climates. a friend of mine lives in Pittsburg, (he gets SAD) got them and he is much better

That and a fat joint will cure the blues and the trouble with the appetite.:D

Coffee
12-08-2003, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by nycwriters
I think to cheer us all up, Dinz should regale us with tales of his life on the road with, damn, what was that band's name again?

INXS

Red Princess
12-08-2003, 10:41 PM
i thought he toured with christina aguilera and that's when she fell in love with him

Hermione
12-08-2003, 11:15 PM
My eyes are dry.. and I'm too sleepy to study for stats.. I don't understand this chapter.. I have an 86.9% in the class.. I want an A.. arghhh:(

Frieda
12-09-2003, 08:00 AM
dammit i feel bad today!!

Audreyvgs
12-09-2003, 09:31 AM
a mouthful of dishwashing liquid? Was that one of those brain-fart moments, like when I put my lighter in my mouth and tried to light it with my cig? Or when the gas in my car came to 11:45 and I gave the guy 12.00 and expected 15 cents in change, instead of the real 55 cents, as I had the amount confused with the clock? Does anybody else do that? And the latter wasn't a senior moment or anything, I did it in high school!

Frieda
12-09-2003, 11:01 AM
i sometimes put my cigarette with the wrong side in my mouth

Audreyvgs
12-09-2003, 11:13 AM
pttoi! tobacco stuck to my tongue! Nico laughs so hard when I do that!

Frieda
12-09-2003, 11:44 AM
itīs even worse if you light the cigarette on the wrong side too

Frieda
12-09-2003, 11:48 AM
i just mailed some poop away!! :eek: :D

malina
12-09-2003, 01:20 PM
On rainy days we go swimming out
On rainy days swimming in the sound

dinzdale
12-09-2003, 02:13 PM
Lunchtime is near......Chilliburger calling.....Jalapenos with their Siren call......


Sorry Mr Botty.:(

Magpie
12-09-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Audreyvgs
a mouthful of dishwashing liquid? Was that one of those brain-fart moments, like when I put my lighter in my mouth and tried to light it with my cig? Or when the gas in my car came to 11:45 and I gave the guy 12.00 and expected 15 cents in change, instead of the real 55 cents, as I had the amount confused with the clock? Does anybody else do that? And the latter wasn't a senior moment or anything, I did it in high school!

AUD, I do this stuff all the time! I have MS so I can blame it on that...they call it "Brain Fog". Three days ago I put a carton of ice cream 'away'... in the PANTRY! Looked pretty interesting when I went in for the cereal the next morning Don't tell anyone k? :eek:
How bout' when you can retrieve the word/name for something but can describe it in every way BUT wtf it's called?!

Speaking of bubbles and farts... my husb has the Flu, we're all trying to keep from getting it. My 7 yr old asked if she could catch the Flu from Daddy if he farts in her direction hehee!

Happy tooting to all...

Klynne
12-09-2003, 07:07 PM
I threw the detergent in the freezer once, and this is when I was a teenager:eek:

DancingDuck
12-09-2003, 07:15 PM
my feet feel like they are sitting in ice, but this romm is really warm . . . .

Klynne
12-09-2003, 07:49 PM
Nothing like getting a call at 1:00 a.m. from two drunken idiots.

bealeblues
12-09-2003, 07:50 PM
wasn't me. i swear.

Red Princess
12-09-2003, 07:50 PM
he is only ONE drunken idiot

RuneT
12-09-2003, 07:51 PM
no, we didn't do a conference call. Honestly!

RuneT
12-09-2003, 07:52 PM
hi peep!

can you kiss me goodnight?

Red Princess
12-09-2003, 07:53 PM
sure, anytime

rmr
12-10-2003, 12:37 AM
so i thought i had that flu that was going around....but it turns out it's strep.....which is a good thing BUT i took off monday and tuesday because i was sooo sick......now i'm starting to feel better and i want to call in tomorrow.....my doctor even said i should stay home because it's still highly contaigous ( i just started taking the antibiotics), but my boss is a real beytach, but i have the sick time........i should listen to my doctor and rest, right, but why do i always get so much anxiety for taking off the time that is due to me...........sometimes i suck :(

agentsmith
12-10-2003, 12:59 AM
i wish i had strep.

rmr
12-10-2003, 01:01 AM
no you don't.....do you?? what do you think.....should i stay home??

Red Princess
12-10-2003, 01:04 AM
no , go to work and share your germs.

rmr
12-10-2003, 01:05 AM
that's not helping..........i'm going to get the note from the doctor though.......so she can't say a single word to me........you know be all prepared......

rmr
12-10-2003, 01:17 AM
oooooh wiener dog is on............


http://www.unl.edu/scarlet/v6n21/doll.gif

Hermione
12-10-2003, 02:53 AM
sad:( :( :(

Frieda
12-10-2003, 09:52 AM
WHOOHA!

chuckie egg
12-10-2003, 10:27 AM
whooha indeed

red
12-10-2003, 11:59 AM
I get my table today!!

<center> HOT DAMN! </center>

agentsmith
12-10-2003, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by rmr
no you don't.....do you?? what do you think.....should i stay home??

YES I DO! whenever i have it i am happy because that means no school for a week or so.

DONT GO TO WORK!

bealeblues
12-10-2003, 02:58 PM
rimmer has 3809 posts, dinz has 3808....


coincidence?????

malina
12-10-2003, 03:01 PM
i think not!

catbelly
12-10-2003, 03:14 PM
I get a kick out of this thread being 401 pages long. I used to post at a board (for a very short time) that was so anal retentive that the owner/moderator/woman-with-a-whip would actually close threads once they got to be ONE page long. ONE PAGE! She would never survive here without going apeshit.

Coffee
12-10-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by rmr
no you don't.....do you?? what do you think.....should i stay home?? but my boss is a real beytach,

Go to work and have a long "close" talk with you boss about the dangers of "stressing out" employees to come to work when they are sick and contagious.

red
12-10-2003, 04:15 PM
stupid scanner

Frieda
12-10-2003, 04:21 PM
ouch:(

Red Princess
12-10-2003, 07:14 PM
unterminated SCSI chains, thanks to Firewire are now obsolete

bealeblues
12-10-2003, 07:16 PM
translated to read:

"blah blah chains, thanks to *geekspeak* are now obsolete"

rmr
12-10-2003, 11:01 PM
totally fine

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39516000/jpg/_39516534_cannibal_afp203body.jpg

maychorian
12-11-2003, 02:39 PM
Even more random lines and observations:

If you think there is good in everybody, then you obviously haven't met everybody.

Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

Remember: First you pillage, THEN you burn.

To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

xerocs
12-11-2003, 02:46 PM
stupid sports..........

Frieda
12-11-2003, 03:52 PM
thank god i donīt have to go back to work tonight!

Amis11
12-11-2003, 07:20 PM
I smoked this menthol cigarette and it really made me want to eat mint kisses.

priceyfatprude
12-11-2003, 07:23 PM
Can't someone make a nose attachment for a wet/dry shop vac?

Klynne
12-11-2003, 07:36 PM
I was asked by a co-worker to go speak to a customer on the first floor about our housing programs.

So, I took the information and met with the gentleman. He told me that he was a paranoid schzophrenic, and not on his medication and he was ready to explode. He told me I needed to find him a place to live, but he can't live in apartments, because he could not live with people, and that is why he is homeless. Needless to say, that was all I had to offer him, so I referred him to another co-worker that deals with vouchers (he could use one of these to rent a house).

He told me that he just came from his Dr. I wondered why his Dr. was not prescribing him meds, or if he was just choosing not to take them. He is the first person I met in 12 years in the business that I was scared of. He had this look in his eye like he wanted to slap the shit out of me. I felt sorry for him though.

Magpie
12-11-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Can't someone make a nose attachment for a wet/dry shop vac?
PFP: Would this help? ;)

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/coldrem.jpg

priceyfatprude
12-11-2003, 09:09 PM
Magpieeehahahahahahahaha that is great.

Hermione
12-11-2003, 09:11 PM
I think I am getting sickk :(

Magpie
12-11-2003, 09:51 PM
:D

Frieda
12-12-2003, 02:38 PM
i hate friday afternoon meetings!! :mad:

agentsmith
12-12-2003, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by Magpie
PFP: Would this help? ;)

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/coldrem.jpg

hey thats a good idea.

maychorian
12-12-2003, 04:23 PM
http://www.humorcube.com/images/pop-tart-kitten.jpg

malina
12-12-2003, 05:13 PM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/121203/a-million-dollars.gif

Frieda
12-14-2003, 12:52 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pea soup!

zenbabe
12-14-2003, 04:45 PM
ew!

agentsmith
12-14-2003, 04:49 PM
-whisper- i think i killed it! dont tell klynne.

Coffee
12-14-2003, 05:31 PM
nope....my bad.

agentsmith
12-14-2003, 05:36 PM
gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Coffee
12-14-2003, 05:36 PM
http://www.timelydecisions.net/sorry.gif

agentsmith
12-14-2003, 05:40 PM
ick!


*pokes im sorry bear in the eye*

azur
12-15-2003, 04:41 AM
http://animaltrial.com/animals/grizzlybearpictures/madgrizzlybear.jpeg

jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:34 PM
Hey lazy farkers do you intend to let me alone do the dirty job of getting to 99999???

Frieda
12-15-2003, 12:42 PM
yeah weīll let you do the dirty work and score the 100.000 ourselves! ;)

RuneT
12-15-2003, 12:45 PM
It's mine MINE MINE

Madonna'sBite
12-15-2003, 12:47 PM
I'll go for 100001.

jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by RuneT
It's mine MINE MINE

You've got to be kidding! It's gonna be mine!

agentsmith
12-15-2003, 12:57 PM
DAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNITTTTTTTTTTTTT someone tell me how we know what number post it is and who posted. NOOOWWWWWWWWW!

jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:59 PM
We are not gonna know it! That's the joke. Now you have ruined it. Does that make you feel good?

Frieda
12-15-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by RuneT
It's mine MINE MINE
you already had 70.000!!

RuneT
12-15-2003, 01:07 PM
no I had 40.000. Now I wan't more. Try to stop me, slut!

Frieda
12-15-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by RuneT
no I had 40.000. Now I wan't more. Try to stop me, slut!

YO VIP! letīs kick it!! :D

ice ice baby
ice ice baby

allright STOP
collaborate and LISTEN

agentsmith
12-15-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Frieda
you already had 70.000!!


I HAD 70000 GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frieda
12-15-2003, 01:32 PM
sorry.. got confused.. :o

agentsmith
12-15-2003, 02:10 PM
yeah! YEAH! YOU DID! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!

Frieda
12-15-2003, 02:11 PM
:o :o

red
12-15-2003, 03:27 PM
CRAP!!
I am supposed to turn in my 401(k) choices today and it's all Putnam funds!!

FARK!!!

Frieda
12-15-2003, 04:32 PM
LEANNE! ond fitte fra helvere med en stor raevhull!! answer my email and process my order!! i need my christmas presents!!

maychorian
12-15-2003, 04:47 PM
My freaky younger brother Peter (19 years old last month) has gotten even weirder after a semester of engineering classes. Last night at supper I was trying to make conversation with him, and he asked, "What's the difference between an orange?"

I asked an orange and what? because obviously that doesn't make any sense, but he got all fake irritated the way he does grinning that stupid grin like he knows SO much more than I do. It's the whole question, he said. So I said "I don't know."

And he goes:

Green, because motorcycles don't have doors.



I'm sure he does it just to irritate me.

jaymirror
12-15-2003, 08:59 PM
Yes people keep working hard, i'll make it all alone!!

Madonna'sBite
12-15-2003, 09:03 PM
Are you sure you don't need any help?

jaymirror
12-15-2003, 09:17 PM
Well, in fact i can use some. Will you type for me while i take a nap?

zenbabe
12-15-2003, 10:25 PM
I am an ass.

jaymirror
12-15-2003, 10:39 PM
Umm zen your post belongs the "be anyone" thread

zenbabe
12-15-2003, 10:49 PM
ok

Hermione
12-16-2003, 01:15 AM
my eyes are dryy.

Coffee
12-16-2003, 01:18 AM
Cut an onion sir.

priceyfatprude
12-16-2003, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by zenbabe
I am an ass. Me too. Are you an ass that needs a spanking though? I am. :p

rmr
12-16-2003, 06:35 PM
oh my god....do i love kit kat bars.............

YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione
12-16-2003, 08:35 PM
I love twix

zenbabe
12-16-2003, 09:56 PM
your peanut butter is in my chocolate!!!

YOUR CHOCOLATE IS IN MY PEANUT BUTTER!

rmr
12-17-2003, 11:24 AM
i used to love those commercials.........

i wonder if dinz is upset that she cheated on him.............



Heidi Klum Expecting a Baby
Dec 16, 4:23 PM EST

Associated Press

German supermodel Heidi Klum is expecting her first child with the boss of Formula One's Renault team, Flavio Briatore, the model said Tuesday.

Klum, 30, and Briatore, 53, have been together for about a year.

"I will take a short maternity leave," Klum told reporters after the presentation of her new fashion collection in the northern port city of Hamburg.

The model declined to say when the baby was due or whether she already knew the sex of the child. "It doesn't matter as long as it's healthy," Klum said.

In an interview with the Weld am Sonntag weekly earlier this year, Klum had expressed her desire to become a mother and have "two or three children."

Klum, who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and in the film "Zoolander," separated last November from her husband of five years, celebrity hairstylist Ric Pipino.

dinzdale
12-17-2003, 11:44 AM
:eek:


Someone just got crossed off my Christmas List.

bealeblues
12-17-2003, 12:19 PM
goddamn indy race car drivers-- first ashley judd (travesty) now heidi???? good thing they have a short life span.....

laughingbuddha
12-17-2003, 12:20 PM
Wanna FIGHT!

bealeblues
12-17-2003, 12:21 PM
what, are you an indy car driver buddha? that seems somehow to conflict with exuding spirituality....

laughingbuddha
12-17-2003, 12:26 PM
nah.. just a man looking to pick a fight....

bealeblues
12-17-2003, 12:27 PM
well that's the wrong fight if you think it isn't a travesty that indy car drivers are having sex with ashley judd and/or heidi klum....

laughingbuddha
12-17-2003, 12:30 PM
to hell with the sex.. right now.. lets just fight.. pls

bealeblues
12-17-2003, 12:33 PM
ok, take a swing

rmr
12-17-2003, 02:04 PM
i'm actually happy for those of you that like your jobs.....it's gives me hope..........the rest of you.........please continue bitching.......it makes me feel like i'm not alone :p

bealeblues
12-17-2003, 02:09 PM
you're not alone... i'm waiting for my call

priceyfatprude
12-17-2003, 02:20 PM
What I don't like about mine is the unknown. There is a possibility they will eliminate our positions w/in the next month. It's made me very edgy & antsy & not motivated to come in at all.

Time to dust off the resume.

Frieda
12-17-2003, 03:49 PM
why does it have to be so diffic*nt today??

fodder
12-17-2003, 03:50 PM
do any of you snore

Coffee
12-17-2003, 04:08 PM
ahhhh....light at the end of the tunnel...my job from heck is going to Fed-Ex...whoo hooo...out of my hands now!

malina
12-17-2003, 04:28 PM
YAY! lunch martinis . . .

fodder
12-17-2003, 04:29 PM
you guys drink a lot

malina
12-17-2003, 04:30 PM
i'm just one :)

( guy )

( person )

thingie

rmr
12-17-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by priceyfatprude
What I don't like about mine is the unknown. There is a possibility they will eliminate our positions w/in the next month. It's made me very edgy & antsy & not motivated to come in at all.

Time to dust off the resume.

that sucks......i'm sorry pfp

bealeblues
12-17-2003, 04:33 PM
hey! i wanna be an alcoholic too!

rmr
12-17-2003, 04:35 PM
oh and yes i snore when i drink too much.

maychorian
12-17-2003, 04:38 PM
I'm done with school!

I made candy cane cookies last night. I wish I could send you all one. Mmmmm.

maychorian
12-17-2003, 04:39 PM
And, yes, I snore quite atrociously.

rmr
12-17-2003, 06:11 PM
These sorts of things really piss me off (http://www.myshutter.com/flash/Snowball_Fight_mb.swf)

Frieda
12-17-2003, 06:17 PM
du har så ond smil!

Perky Pat
12-17-2003, 06:17 PM
http://www.strangecosmos.com/9590PenguinSlap.gif

rmr
12-17-2003, 06:18 PM
joj...........joj............joj.......

Red Princess
12-17-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Perky Pat
http://www.strangecosmos.com/9590PenguinSlap.gif

this is very very funny, thank you

zenbabe
12-17-2003, 06:19 PM
God, I love Greek food!

rmr
12-19-2003, 12:53 PM
anyone else addicted to reruns of law and order?? i can't get enough of that show.

bealeblues
12-19-2003, 12:56 PM
i was for the longest time

now it's just reruns of this:

http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/body/152b.gif

rmr
12-19-2003, 01:04 PM
have you seen the one about raisons??

bealeblues
12-19-2003, 01:08 PM
no and i'm PISSED!!!! i heard that it was hilarious....

rmr
12-19-2003, 01:10 PM
you'll love it

trust me

red
12-19-2003, 01:22 PM
wow, I hate the way my nose looks on my webcam

red
12-19-2003, 01:23 PM
I've heard you've nose ans ears grow thoughout your life.
spiffy
at least I don't have ears like my sister. HAH!

bealeblues
12-19-2003, 01:25 PM
your nose continues to grow??? dinz is royally fvcked then....

rmr
12-19-2003, 01:26 PM
i hate the way my chins look on my webcam

red
12-19-2003, 01:32 PM
HAH!
Do you have Chinese friends or relatives?

rmr
12-19-2003, 01:34 PM
i think my chins may

xerocs
12-19-2003, 01:40 PM
oh pish... i am sure you are beuatiful on cam.... no one likes thier own reflection on cam

red
12-19-2003, 01:41 PM
Hey hey now. Can we keep the stalking to the rmr threads?

bealeblues
12-19-2003, 02:03 PM
twin peaks soundtrack has some of the most haunting music i've ever heard

red
12-19-2003, 02:06 PM
man, I'm hungry.

Lupe Tortilla's here I come.

rmr
12-19-2003, 02:06 PM
do you listen to enya?? because you strike me as the type of person that listens to enya.

sail away......sail away.......sail away.........

red
12-19-2003, 02:10 PM
oh god

we put up surround sound and the only cd we could find at the time was enya.
orinico flow all the way baaybee.

rmr
12-19-2003, 02:11 PM
ooh sorry red.........i know you have marvelous music taste........i was asking beale..........beale strikes me as the type of guy that listens to enya and cries.........don't you think??

red
12-19-2003, 02:14 PM
well it was the only cd we could find.

I didn't say I liked it.

*sigh*

It's my husband's cd.

red
12-19-2003, 02:15 PM
I could see beale crying to enya and having his spirits lifted up again to the sounds of yanni

xerocs
12-19-2003, 02:15 PM
haha... wait... i like nestea....

rmr
12-19-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by red
I could see beale crying to enya and having his spirits lifted up again to the sounds of yanni

he told me he really likes john tesh

red
12-19-2003, 02:19 PM
I seem to remember him saying he liked David Hasselhoff

rmr
12-19-2003, 02:23 PM
he's gone to see wayne newton several times in branson.........his favorite movie is 80 steps to jonah

xerocs
12-19-2003, 02:25 PM
didn't weezer do a song about that movie?

rmr
12-19-2003, 02:37 PM
i'm not sure......my sister (the one who is getting a dental dam for christmas) and i used to watch that movie when we were kids........it was awful in a good way and wayne newton wears his pants really high in it. in other words he was "high crotching it".

priceyfatprude
12-19-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by bealeblues
twin peaks soundtrack has some of the most haunting music i've ever heard Angelo Badalamenti rocks my socks.

Have you heard Fire Walk W/Me?

lapietra
12-19-2003, 03:22 PM
I want to kiss malina's little avatar cat. :D

bealeblues
12-19-2003, 03:58 PM
originally posted by lala

I want to kiss malina's little cat

:eek:

bealeblues
12-19-2003, 04:00 PM
originally posted by rimmer

do you listen to enya?? because you strike me as the type of person that listens to enya.

and you strike me as the type of person who can suck my ass!

agentsmith
12-19-2003, 04:04 PM
oooh, nice one beale.

Frieda
12-19-2003, 05:47 PM
uuurrrrgggghhhh farking antibiotics make me feel sick!!

Hermione
12-20-2003, 02:18 AM
my head hurts..

have a good weekend everyone! =)

priceyfatprude
12-22-2003, 12:07 AM
I am soooooo going to hell.

Bret Favre's father died & all I can think is, "F*ck, Oakland is going to kick our asses tomorrow night."

lapietra
12-22-2003, 01:36 AM
I'm not going to go to my high school reunion. No way, nohow.

Frieda
12-22-2003, 07:05 AM
SNOW!! YAY!! :D

jaymirror
12-22-2003, 08:16 AM
:D Yay yay yay yay!!!

Frieda
12-22-2003, 08:53 AM
aaaaaaand itīs sunny again.. snow is gone..

bealeblues
12-22-2003, 10:50 AM
way too much shit happens on this board over the weekend. i'm not even going to bother trying to read it all. just let me know if anything of interest happened....

zzzzzzzzzz.....

jaymirror
12-22-2003, 10:52 AM
Well almost in every thread there have been attempts of sexual harassement directed to you but now i can't trace them all precisely, you should read them carefully...