This is the thread where everyone is random.

[bealeblues]

you can't harass the willing, jay....

[malina]

http://www.rabbit-comics.org/Ressources4/xepisode461.jpg
http://www.rabbit-comics.org/Ressources4/xepisode462.jpg
http://www.rabbit-comics.org/Ressources4/xepisode463.jpg

[Perky Pat]

"hi".

[bealeblues]

it's finally happened. i've alienated so many people that there is currently NO ONE showing themselves on my yahoo IM. no one. i can't IM someone and get a response even if i wanted to.

bastards.

[priceyfatprude]

Also, it's Christmas Eve eve...

[bealeblues]

no loopholes. it's all about me, haven't you caught on to that yet????

[priceyfatprude]

Well, how hard is it to buy some Right Guard?

[bealeblues]

i think it's my abrasive personality

either that, or they're are respecting my confederate authori-tie

[priceyfatprude]

That's right, sweetheart, keep telling yourself that. ;)

*passes you the breath strips*

[bealeblues]

http://www.bnv-son.de/zahnarzt.dr.koch/halitose1.jpg

[bealeblues]

ok, i saw lord of the rings, and the battle scenes were cool and everything, and i suppose the story is a good story and all, but dammit man, WRAP IT UP!!!!

my apologies to the LOTR-philes in the audience....

[rmr]

i saw lost in translation.........i loved it.......btw.......you suck at picking out movies beale.

[bealeblues]

it's not limited to picking movies rimmer-- i also suck at keeping myself from telling you to blow my ass!!!!

:D

[rmr]

whatever :rolleyes:

[bealeblues]

and that's a southern fried, "blow my ass", complete with full holiday wishes!

[masterofNone]

get a room.

[bealeblues]

she wishes

[malina]

several women want beale!

[bealeblues]

now THAT'S a true statement.....

i might have to change my sig line to bring back that old classic...

[zenbabe]

I want beale's brain, can I have your brain in a jar when you die bealey honey?

[rmr]

i really hate my neighbors and i hate to hate, but I HATE THEM!!!!

[bealeblues]

originally posted by zenbabe
I want beale's brain, can I have your brain in a jar when you die bealey honey?

zen, you can have my brain now if you want--- it's more than obvious that i don't use it much now anyway

[Frieda]

moop
moop

[Red Princess]

i live all alone in a silent bubble

[dinzdale]

I hope Santa brings me .........a ho, ho, ho :)

[dalang]

is that with or without tinsel this year?

[dinzdale]

Without.....it sticks in your teeth.:)



p.s last year I got a sweater......I asked for a moaner or a screamer.....:(

[Red Princess]

matters not as long as she is edible

[Magpie]

Dinz, thinking of you this Christmas Eve... I'm sending this group of Jolly Party Animals over to your place tonight to spice up your Holiday. Please post pics ok? Oh and the Elf Lady will be at your door in the morning - not sure what to tell you to do with her...your discretion.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/hoparty.jpg http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/elf.jpg

[dinzdale]

That's nice.

[dinzdale]

A co-worker left me a gift on my desk on Xmas Eve, and everyone complained that I wouldnt open it. I told them it was against the law to open a gift before Xmas Day.
I know this is true because as a small boy I crept downstairs one Xmas, and I stopped before I opened the living room door, because I heard my mummy pleading with Santa.
She kept begging him to "Give it to me!" and "I want it now!" and she was really getting anxious. But Santa obviously was having none of her nonsense and it sounded like he was spanking her for being naughty, and he kept on saying "Who's your Santa?", "Who's your Father Xmas, bitch?". And she kept on wanting to open her present and saying "Give it to me Santa!".
I was scared.
I went back to bed to hide, and promised from then on NEVER to open a present before Xmas Day. Nosiree.

[masterofNone]

that's nice.

[bealeblues]

i have just spent 4 hours of my life volunteering a bingo session for my kid's school. seems as if her school runs 3 bingo sessions a week in this shit-hole part of town so these folks, like the people in the pic below, can waste their welfare and social security disability checks for the allure of a "big payday"....

http://www.bindlestiff.org/img/bingo.jpg http://www.resourcesforseniors.com/images/tlcpix/bingo.jpg

so there i am, in the middle of nowhere, watching these hundreds of people with very few teeth go all fear and loathing all over their bingo cards and scarfing down plates full of catfish. not a pretty sight, monkeys. i am going to take about 6 showers tonight to scrub it all off of me.......

[Magpie]

Good Daddy work Beale :) You may want to borrow JT's Herbal Essence shampoo for your showers; might make you feel better. Probably not a good place to pick up women huh? Get any numbers? Hehee

[bealeblues]

sickening enough, there were some wimmins there trolling for men... trust me, that place is the all-time cure for an overactive libido... screw cold showers, just come to bingo in rural louisiana.....

[Magpie]

Sounds frightening. There was any toothless hooting and hollerin' going on I hope :eek:

[bealeblues]

are you kidding? that's all that WAS going on-- toothless hootin', hollerin', whistelin', and yee-hawin' when they got bingo. i'm telling you, if i wasn't from the south, i would've been in complete shell shock....

[Magpie]

I didn't want to admit it, but I too have experienced rural-small-town Bingo Night (Pawhuska Oklahoma). On a trip to my Ex's home town, I was 'sent' out with the lady-folk one night.

Pretty scary, they all had good luck charms, brought their own Bingo cushions, cutsie lil' daubers (I think they're called). I'm convinced they're aliens from another planet that use Bingo as a cover for their secret-society meetings. This would explain alot about my ex-husb as well.

On the other hand, if you HAVE to do this Beale, you might consider getting into the bingo spirit with this:

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/bingoshirt.gif

Leave your options open; you may get fed up w/the judicial system ..."Beales House O' Bingo" :)

[priceyfatprude]

Maybe I should be trolling the bingo halls for a man. One foot on the grave, the other on a banana peel.

Hey, it worked for Anna Nicole. ;)

[rmr]

someone please......dance like billy elliot with me......

[masterofNone]

awwww... i'd've danced wit'you roofy.

[bealeblues]

originally posted by rimmer
someone please......dance like billy elliot with me......

THAT'S CRAZY!!!!!

[dalang]

CALM DOWN!!

[zenbabe]

I have to go to court today....

[Frieda]

whoooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
coolø

[zenbabe]

:(

[bealeblues]

what for, ZB?

[zenbabe]

failure to yield to oncoming traffic ticket. was either a rookie cop or a quota ticket. She didnt write the location of the incident on the ticket and wrote the wrong infraction code...she wrote that I did a failure to yield while getting on a highway...wrong code..and how do I know this? she handed me her code book along with the ticket.....stupid beyotch...

[lapietra]

Hope you win... Maybe she won't be there ;)

[zenbabe]

I hope she is a no show!

[bealeblues]

cops here only show up 10% of the time for ticket testimony....

[zenbabe]

yeah, here they get paid double time to show up...maybe she is away on holiday....

[zenbabe]

Clay Aiken is on Ellen right now!! Who would have guessed!!!

http://www.promoinnovations.com/clay/pictures/rspics/00327142.jpg

[AllegroNg]

Wow he and Ellen kinda look alike..

[Magpie]

Hmmm...

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/degenaiken.jpg

[masterofNone]

send in the clones.

[Red Princess]

http://www.silverladder.com/rant/terrorbig.jpg

[zenbabe]

I read that...

hey..did you know there is a town in arizona called Surprise?

I wonder what's there.....

[bealeblues]

it's an almanac publishing town

[Audreyvgs]

What about Intercourse, Pennsylvania? Or Blue Balls?

[dinzdale]

I think Beale is from the quaint Belgian country town of Wank.


I feel a book title coming on...

Dinz is from England
Beale is from Wank

[bealeblues]

that's nice

[dinzdale]

Catchy too...:)

[Frieda]

i have to get rid of my christmassy avatar but i can't find my original avatar!! :eek: oh dear harley quinn, where did you go on my HDD.. dum da dum.. really hope you didn't get deleted in last week's Big HDD Formatting Adventure.. dum dada dum..

[Magpie]

Or you could become one of those people that celebrate Christmas ALL year round...like my neighbor. Her living room is completely decorated all the time. People think she's so sweet and jolly, personally I think she lives in lala land (on offense Lala!). :)

[Frieda]

hehe yeah i know what you mean! when i was in disneyland in june a couple of years ago, there was this shop with stuff to put in your christmas tree.. when i entered the shop there were two girls there with a christmas hat on, saying "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" :D i laughed so hard.. they said that hardly anybody comes in the shop during summer.

[Magpie]

Isn't that sacreligious in some way Frieda? To laugh AT The Happiest Place on Earth? Shame on you! The last farkin thing I want to think about during the summer is Christmas! :)

[Frieda]

it was just such an odd situation.. i was surprised to find a christmas store, and when i opened the door there were two girls there shouting their happiness at me! :D

[zenbabe]

There is a store like that right down the street from where I live! It's the wierdest thing, it's open all year long and it's a Christmas store, but it's in between a bunch of car repair shops!

I was getting my oil changed one day and decided to walk around and all there all around there is a bunch of dirty car places..so I saw a store and ducked in there and it was a winter wonderland in the middle of summer! There wasn't anyone else in there except for a couple of old people that worked there! It tripped me out!!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Magpie
personally I think she lives in lala land (no offense Lala!). :)

None taken. I am living in the Land of the Weirdos in one of the weirdest states in the union. One must embrace reality to get along in the world. :D

[zenbabe]

screw reality!!! hahahhaha! :D

[lapietra]

heee. :)

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by lapietra
None taken. I am living in the Land of the Weirdos in one of the weirdest states in the union.


hey!

I resemble that remark!

[Magpie]

Originally posted by lapietra
None taken. I am living in the Land of the Weirdos in one of the weirdest states in the union. One must embrace reality to get along in the world. :D

I was born and raised a California Valley Girl, lived in L.A. for years in my younger days...you notice I now live in Colorado ;)

[rmr]

HA!!! I'm changing the subject!!!!!!

:)

[rmr]

who exactly is a sucker MC???

[zenbabe]

I am soooooooooo blowing off work today!

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by Magpie
I was born and raised a California Valley Girl, lived in L.A. for years in my younger days...you notice I now live in Colorado ;)

hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[Hermione]

I just showed my brother this board.. :)

[agentsmith]

http://images.pravda.ru/images/newsline/13.08-tatu.gif

tatu wear granny panties.

[masterofNone]

granny panty camel toe.

[jaymirror]

It's new year and i still love you, ppl!!! Miss you a lot even while hugging my doggie.

[zenbabe]

Groundhog Day is on again.

[red]

woo hoo

[priceyfatprude]

The guy on the Weather Channel is wayyyyy too perky about the snowstorm we're supposed to get tomorrow. :mad:

[Frieda]

:eek: my mom thinks i have anorexia!!

[rmr]

we're getting a ton of snow here.

[priceyfatprude]

I just shoveled for a good half hour & THE PACKERS WON BAYBEEEEE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[masterofNone]

in overtime no less... fantastic game!

[Frieda]

woooo toilet paper!

[Magpie]

YAH Frieda! I like TP too! :D

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/hktp.jpg

[Tall Thin Duke]

Why when i press the light switch does the light remain the same ?

You may laugh at the dwarf but is he not desired by every ambitious circus owner?

Dropping optical mice onto quarry tiled floors feks them up good and proper....new one ordered....but not a ridiculously over priced microsoft one.This time i have gone down the mid priced route and opted for a Creative device .

Of course youngest child flatly denies any form of rodent bouncing.....

Fairies again

;)

[Tall Thin Duke]

Oh and why is my birthday wrong in my profile even after correction?

My eye is twitching and i have 3 lunches to make for the morning ..4 if you count my own .

[Frieda]

wooo magpie!! :D hello kitty toilet paper!! yay!! :D

[Magpie]

Dukester: It's not your Birthday TODAY is it??? When I first signed up, my B-Day stayed incorrect for some time then one day it was magically correct - go figure.

[red]

it's some weird glitch in the profile. Your birthday will show up correctly in the calendar.

[Hermione]

government is the worst.. I dislike my teacher.. can't wait for college.. 5 more months.. that's all..

[Red Princess]

i think i have disappeared

[Red Princess]

what happens when someone "reports a post". are charges filed? is there a mark on your permanant record? do the authori-ties send you a sternly worded email reprimand?
this is info i think i need

[bealeblues]

i still want to know how 'guests' can report posts.... or post at all.... or perform 'moderator duties'.....

[RuneT]

because they click on random

[Frieda]

my hands are bleeding!!

[Tall Thin Duke]

New mouse here already!!It is great .

Felt crap at work today ,healthy but just crappy :(

[AllegroNg]

ew ew whose crap were you feeling, and why!?

[Tall Thin Duke]

Heres a little thought from a great comedian Bob Monkhouse who recently died

"Where do homeless people have 90% of their accidents?"

[Tall Thin Duke]

Jamie"Magpie" Curtis called me Dukester .
I've never had such a macho tag in my life ....my mother would be amazed but that is another story ;)

[Red Princess]

song stuck in my head:

i was born an original sinner
i was bron from original sin
and if i had a dollar bill
for all the things i've done
there'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin

[xerocs]

gobble

[Magpie]

Any person who nags another person within the first hour of that persons morning should be extinguished in some fashtion.

Thank you, and have a wonderful day :)

[Red Princess]

anyone who speaks to me before i have had my coffee in the morning should explode in flames and be reduced to a small pile of ashes

[rmr]

she's the WORST kind of dumb

[Red Princess]

who is?

[masterofNone]

her.

[rmr]

yep

[Magpie]

who?

[rmr]

fine thanks and you?

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/joancrawford.jpg

:eek:

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Magpie
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/joancrawford.jpg

:eek:

whoa!! :eek: :eek:

[rmr]

if everyone was jumping off a bridge would you??

[masterofNone]

if everybody was jumping off a bridge it would be because i did it first.

[rmr]

I find myself utterly fascinating today

[RuneT]

I celebrated russian xmas today. They drink vodka like water. You have to drink or they get offended. I think Beale would like it in Russia.

[Coffee]

Man they got it rough.

if you dont drink..they get offended
if you do drink...you get offensive.

You can't win at Russian Christmas.

[rmr]

know when to say when

[masterofNone]

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10035000/10035830.jpg
no when to say ngyuen

[bealeblues]

who dat?

[rmr]

who's that spartan in my teepee.........it's me it's me!!

[Coffee]

"When"


was that the right time???

[Red Princess]

there goes a guest 'reporting a post' again. tattletales

[dalang]

people are sleding down highways and skiing down city streets.

dig it.

[Red Princess]

people who want to receive PMs should clean out their message boxes

[dalang]

How can a guest be "Moderating duties"?

[dalang]

traffic helicopter just buzzed the contol tower at the airport, which is closed- completely covered in ice.

the guys inside waved.

[Magpie]

Dalang where abouts are you with all that weather goin' on?

[dalang]

portland, oregon

it's hit the whole pacific northwest, tho'

[rmr]

when the fark did that happen??? is it like lost in translation but in reverse??

[Coffee]

Noitalsnart ni tsol

[dalang]

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/D_IMAGE.f8d5bfac6b.93.88.fa.80.11b767044.jpg

Queen Anne Street, Downtown Seattle

[Frieda]

whoa whoa!! :eek:

[Magpie]

Originally posted by dalang
portland, oregon

it's hit the whole pacific northwest, tho'

I've been 'watching' you up there on the news! WILD... my brother lives in Bend and he's got something like an unheard of (usually for Bend) 3 feet on the ground. It's beautiful but be careful up there!

[dalang]

http://photo.live.advance.net/olive/images/1842/snow11.jpg
downtown portland yesterday

that's the kicker- we are completely un-prepared for this sort of weather.

ya, I'm just watching the poor birds and squirrels skid across the iced-over snow for the feed we've tossed out there for them. poor little guys.

more freezing rain tonight. brrr.

[dalang]

okay, last thing on the weather... scout's honor.

I just saw a girl ice skating on the sidewalk outside my house.

freakin' wild.

[Red Princess]

go on about the weather all you want. we do tend to go on sometimes, it is expected
got more pictures?
btw it was in the 70s here today

[xerocs]

Originally posted by rmr
if everyone was jumping off a bridge would you??

is there water under the bridge?

[rmr]

no........i wish there was.

[bealeblues]

antifreeze is green. maybe other colors too, but usually green.

[Coffee]

mmmm...antifreeze.
Sweet green nectar...millions of dogs can't be wrong...they're just dying to drink anti freeze

[xerocs]

Originally posted by Coffee
mmmm...antifreeze.
Sweet green nectar...millions of dogs can't be wrong...they're just dying to drink anti freeze

bad taste... bad taste....

rmr is the bridge on fire?

[rmr]

no, but my PANTS are!!!!

[xerocs]

haha... they make a cream for that you know....

[bealeblues]

i have no dice

[Deviate]

i have dice. how many you need?

[xerocs]

did you say lice?

[bealeblues]

no lice, i took a class on that and they threw out all the shit in my refrigerator. but i still need 3 dice.

[xerocs]

how many sided dice?

[Deviate]

here you go:

webdice (http://www.mste.uiuc.edu/activity/webdice.html)

[bealeblues]

i'm no dungeons and dragons geek, so the standard alley-craps dice will do, b/c they always told us that we should steer clear of the ones wearing the stripes

[xerocs]

yes... i know... i declared my geekdom....

http://www.suavecito.com/images/Suits/RedBlackGang.gif

[Coffee]

ZOOOOOOOT

[xerocs]

swing daddy.... swing

[bealeblues]

see, all you need is the mascara that goes with it and you could do broadway

[Deviate]

suit's killer, but the chain's gotta go

[xerocs]

what does mascara have to do with zoot suit riots (http://www.suavecito.com/history.htm)?

[rmr]

i adore broadway

[bealeblues]

http://www.casamai.com/images/garage/mask.h19.jpg

[xerocs]

rmr is ignoring me....

i loved chicago, does that count?

[bealeblues]

no, she only counts backwards

[rmr]

Originally posted by xerocs
rmr is ignoring me....

i loved chicago, does that count?


that depends..........do you mean the musical or the city????

[bealeblues]

my guess is the pizza

[xerocs]

both... and the sinatra song...

[bealeblues]

musical, city, pizza, sinatra.... both?????

[xerocs]

musical and city... the pizza is good too and i love frank, god rest his soul

[Coffee]

And the band...don't forget the band
http://www.lyrics.com/c/chicago/greatest.hits.jpg

[dalang]

Hi Arif-ul Haq!!

*Waves*

[lapietra]

Holy poo - it is such a relief to see Dev's av on this board. Wowie.

[Coffee]

http://www.bignoisenow.com/bandphotos/299/chicagobig_01.jpg
Don't forget us!!!

[dalang]

Originally posted by lapietra
Holy poo - it is such a relief to see Dev's av on this board. Wowie.

isn't it though?

that reminds me, I need to get one back up...

[Magpie]

Originally posted by dalang
that reminds me, I need to get one back up...

I'm not even going to touch that one :p

[Frieda]

whoa whoa!

[red]

Originally posted by Coffee
http://www.bignoisenow.com/bandphotos/299/chicagobig_01.jpg
Don't forget us!!!

who are these people?

[rmr]

Originally posted by red
who are these people?


they're my neighbors

[red]

HAHAHAAHAhAHAA! (http://www.turkeyhead.com/index.html)

His wife thinks he's an idiot and yet his children are fighting over it.

[Red Princess]

poor turkey's head is upside down

[Coffee]

"and they both insist the other inherit this priceless item."

hahaha.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by red
who are these people?

CHICAGO

how soon we forget.:rolleyes:

[red]

it could be a trend…
chicken heads
frog bodies
lamb heads, feet and tail
cow heads, heet and tail

[dalang]

Originally posted by Magpie
I'm not even going to touch that one :p

HEYNOW!

:D

[rmr]

Originally posted by Coffee
CHICAGO

how soon we forget.:rolleyes:

i thought we were talking about the catholics??

[dalang]

Third day of the great city-wide shut down.

ooooh boy, some folks are gettin' a tinsy bit stir-crazy.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dalang
Third day of the great city-wide shut down.

ooooh boy, some folks are gettin' a tinsy bit stir-crazy.

bet you guys have quite a baby boom 9 months from now.

[red]

when I was is high school it snowed 13 inches. The whole city shut down.
This was San Antonio. It was great!

[lapietra]

quaaaaaack quack quack quack quack quack.





yes it's finally happened... I'm quacking up...



somebody please shoot me now :(

[red]

aflac!

[Red Princess]

http://www.humboldt.net/~tracker/duck.jpg

[bealeblues]

i'm pissed b/c they made us uninstall 'all forms of instant messaging' from our computers.

so you monkeys are now safe from bealeIMs.....

[zenbabe]

Maybe they finally put two and two together that it is tied in to your drinking at work! :p

[bealeblues]

i have a distinct idea at why they did it and, surprisingly, it had nothing to do with me. believe it or not, i'm considered 'above average' when it comes to not fvcking off at work....

[rmr]

beales.........you're above average in my book.........even if you are a good for nothing slacker :D

[dalang]

Originally posted by rmr
bet you guys have quite a baby boom 9 months from now.

just what are you saying? Are you insinuating that since the good people of this fine city are shut away in their homes for three days, that means they are all doing it like bunnies?

how could they? it's too difficult getting a threesome together.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dalang
just what are you saying? Are you insinuating that since the good people of this fine city are shut away in their homes for three days, that means they are all doing it like bunnies?

how could they? it's too difficult getting a threesome together.


it's a clearly stated fact that threesomes are not allowed during snowstorms........sorry......but it's true :rolleyes:

[dalang]

I did not know this. Fascinating.

it's truly amazing what one learns from the internet.

[red]

I bet there are threesome. They just aren't letting you (rmr) know about it.

[rmr]

Originally posted by red
I bet there are threesome. They just aren't letting you (rmr) know about it.


*cough* and you know this BECAUSE you had one snowstorm back when you were in high school?????

It's a law.........and it was only put in place to ensure the safety of all party's involved.................but you don't have to take my word for it ;)



edit: and besides.........i ALWAYS get invited to threesomes......so there!!!

[red]

*slams hand on table*
AND just WHERE is this book of BOGUS snow laws?
HMMMmmmmmmmm?

[Deviate]

i love Jeopardy.

[rmr]

oh it's out there........yes ma'am it is out there!!!

[red]

Maybe we should ask someone who has had more dealings with snow, say runeT? 'cause I just don't believe ya!

[rmr]

you're wrong

[Coffee]

Aren't 3-somes mandatory where RuneT is from?
I believe all apartments are 3 bedrooms...bunk beds have 3 levels...Beds sizes are single+2, Double+1, and Triple.

Just something I made up so it must be true.

[rmr]

i couldn't agree with you more.

[Coffee]

not even just a little bit more?

[Red Princess]

http://www.glyphexinc.com/dinner/snow.jpg

[rmr]

thank you r.p.

thank you!!!

[Red Princess]

well you were right

[zenbabe]

today is my very first wedding anniversary :)

[rmr]

congrats zennie!!!

I hope you get the big one tonight!!!

[zenbabe]

ah hahahahhahahahha!!!

Well, unfortunatly he has class tonight and won't be home until late....

:(

[zenbabe]

I wish I had some Midol....maybe I will walk down to the gas station.....

:(

[red]

:(

*hands Zenny a heating pad*

[lapietra]

:eek:

I just got mine today too! We must be on the same lunar thingie...

I don't have Midol but I have Advil... hopefully it'll kick in soon...

[bealeblues]

this is not "this is the thread where everyone is menstrual"......

[Magpie]

Wanna bet?

[bealeblues]

on further review, that's pretty much the theme of all threads....

*ducking*

[Magpie]

You just watch your step today Mister BealeyBub. We are NOT in the mood to take any farkin shite you hear? We have hormones and we aren't afraid to use them.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/baddy.jpg

[bealeblues]

you don't scare me magpie... remember, mess with me, and you'll be drinking your dinner..... ;)

[Red Princess]

you are outnumbered lawyer boy, ........

[bealeblues]

since when is me being outnumbered news of any kind?

[Red Princess]

it is a warning you wanker, tread carefully, i still have photoshop

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Magpie
[...] We have whore moans and we aren't afraid to use them.



:eek:

[bealeblues]

when i was a kid, i had a paper route but i quit the paper route when people kept leaving their phone books on the porch.

[Red Princess]

*adding funky to the secret list*

[Magpie]

Do that RP, we need to keep an eye on him too. Trying to change the subject and just slip out of danger aren't you Mr. BealeyBoy. Be afraid, be very afraid, lawyers are on my list today.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/wrestle.jpg

[bealeblues]

the baseball on my desk keeps staring at me

[Magpie]

I am inside your baseball Mr. BealeBall. Morphing powers are a part of menstuation, I thought you'd know that.

[Magpie]

Take over RP... I'm driving my husband to work now. But... I'LL BE BOCK!

[bealeblues]

how long have you been in there?

[Red Princess]

I WANT THIS, SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME
http://www.apple.com/ipodmini/

[Magpie]

About 3 weeks Beale :cool:

Aren't those cool RP? I was looking at them online the other night...I want the green one!

[bealeblues]

now i understand why my baseball keeps rolling into my lap..... :cool:

[dinzdale]

...and vomiting.

[Magpie]

Mr. BealeBuns, please don't make me tell them all about your SpongeBob boxers.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/baseball.jpg

[Magpie]

Dinz, can you believe this guy? ;)

Off now to pick up sick daughter from school. Talk amongst yourselves.

[dinzdale]

Dont get spew down that nice frock.
:)

[rmr]

spew??? you're sick!!!

[red]

Originally posted by bealeblues
the baseball on my desk keeps staring at me


Isn't this an old post?

[red]

Originally posted by Red Princess
I WANT THIS, SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME
http://www.apple.com/ipodmini/

I would if were a hundred bucks cheaper. For $50 bucks more you can get 15GB!! I think they screwed up on the pricing. And whats with the sherbet colors?

[bealeblues]

the staring baseball was a throwback to my original sig line way back when.....

[red]

*taps head*
See…memory like an elephant.

[rmr]

God I love email:


I just found out something crazy. Elvis (see pic attached) was born on the
anniversary of Princess Diana's death and Diana had some sort of bizarre
infatuation with Elvis Presley which inspired one of her most famous dresses
that sold for the most money at her auction which was bought by a family
member of the family that bred Elvis....all this unbenknownst to the
original owners of Elvis who actually name him after Elvis Costello who has
a daughter named Diana who named her kitten Princess. Too weird. I've
always said that Elvis was the people's puppy.

[red]

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH