This is the thread where everyone is random.

[priceyfatprude]

I'm going to hell.

My coworker has been waiting w/baited breath for her daughter to give birth to her grandaughter. For the last 6 months, Momma is in & out of hospital, being monitored. She was induced Monday.

The mom & dad brought the baby in today & all I can think when I saw the dad was, "Yeah, I'd tap that. You gonna spank me, Daddy?".

[Red Princess]

no you won't

in my other life i had a suprvisor that i could not stand. she was a former model blah blah blah,,,,anyhow she got married and finally after a long time trying she got pregnant. it was a troublesome time, was monitored, hospitalized etc etc, and finally gave birth, when she brought the baby in to the office i actually said "that is the homeliest baby i have ever seen"

[bealeblues]

we already knew you were going to hell RP.... JOJ

[Red Princess]

i am taking you with me pal

[bealeblues]

i have my own ticket stamped and reservations made, thankyouverymuch....

[zenbabe]

I'll keep the light on for ya...

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by rmr
God I love email:


I just found out something crazy. Elvis (see pic attached) was born on the
anniversary of Princess Diana's death and Diana had some sort of bizarre
infatuation with Elvis Presley which inspired one of her most famous dresses
that sold for the most money at her auction which was bought by a family
member of the family that bred Elvis....all this unbenknownst to the
original owners of Elvis who actually name him after Elvis Costello who has
a daughter named Diana who named her kitten Princess. Too weird. I've
always said that Elvis was the people's puppy.


And Princess' veterinarian's name is Diana Presley right?

:D

[Frieda]

fark i have to lose the stupid christmas hat.. did anyone happen to save my old avatar??

[rmr]

.............i've got a job interview in new york city a week from today............I'm farking scared........and i don't know if i'll have the balls to follow through with the actual move if the job does come through..........i need to get a grip :(

[Deviate]

shh.....i might have a theatre...................

[zenbabe]

I am watching a river runs through it, my husband just came downstairs and saw what I was watching and said, "I am going back to bed"...and walked away shaking his head...


hahahhhaaa!

http://img.yupimsn.com/dm/gallery/46493.jpg

[lapietra]

When I woke up this morning, I still had on my socks from yesterday. I still have them on. I wonder if I should take them off now.

[Hermione]

Originally posted by rmr
.............i've got a job interview in new york city a week from today............I'm farking scared........and i don't know if i'll have the balls to follow through with the actual move if the job does come through..........i need to get a grip :(

good luck!! =)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by rmr
.............i've got a job interview in new york city a week from today............I'm farking scared........and i don't know if i'll have the balls to follow through with the actual move if the job does come through..........i need to get a grip :( Yes, good luck Rimmie!!!! :)

[Audreyvgs]

My sister was so ugly when she was a baby that all anybody ever said about her was, "Yep, that's a baby!" and "Now, THATs a baby!"

[ambo]

i've got gunk running out of my eye, and i don't even have the freakin' contacts in...

[Magpie]

What's wrong with this picture?

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/defrag.jpg

[Tall Thin Duke]

I don't know but i would'nt want to have to get the blue paint off those lovely red steps!:eek:

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Magpie
What's wrong with this picture?

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/defrag.jpg
looks like defragmenting is a very good idea! :eek:

[rmr]

thanks surbhi and pfp......i've been sick all weekend about it.......but that's how i handle excitement.

[bealeblues]

rimmer in new york and deev with a theatre--- seems as if 2004 could get off to an incredible start.....

[ambo]

let's hope so, 'cause 2003 was an absolute bitch

[rmr]

Originally posted by ambo
let's hope so, 'cause 2003 was an absolute bitch

i hear ya.......i'm really happy it's over.

[Frieda]

could somebody please re-write my horoscope? :(

[Hermione]

Frieda's new horoscope...

You will have a good day today... everything will work out for you this month. You will be happy and succesful. If single.. your dating prospects are high.. if taken... you and your partner will be happy. =)

[jaymirror]

http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/codehtml4food.jpg

[Frieda]

Originally posted by surbhi
Frieda's new horoscope...

You will have a good day today... everything will work out for you this month. You will be happy and succesful. If single.. your dating prospects are high.. if taken... you and your partner will be happy. =)
yay! :) :D

[funkytuba]

the way horoscopes are written, it really doesn't matter which one you read... I often just pick a sign to be on a given day, and read that one.

[red]

HOUSTON (AP) -- Roger Clemens is pushing back his retirement, agreeing to a one-year contract with the Houston Astros, a baseball source told The Associated Press on Monday.

The six-time Cy Young Award winner had said for more than a year that he planned to quit after pitching last season for the New York Yankees.


But he was persuaded to join the Astros, his hometown team, after close friend and former Yankees teammate Andy Pettitte signed with Houston last month.

The Astros called a news conference for Monday. Clemens agreed to a contract Sunday, the source said on condition of anonymity.

Clemens, 41, was 17-9 with a 3.91 ERA last season, his fifth with the Yankees. He spent his first 13 seasons in Boston, then went to Toronto for two years before moving on to New York, where he won World Series titles in 1999 and 2000.

His 310-160 record puts him 17th on the career wins list, and his 4,099 strikeouts place him third behind Nolan Ryan (5,714) and Steve Carlton (4,136).

Clemens' last appearance for the Yankees was a memorable one, in Game 4 of the World Series against the Florida Marlins. Flashbulbs popped repeatedly as fans photographed what they thought would be his final pitches.

Fifty friends and family members flew to Miami to watch the game; Clemens didn't get a decision as the Yankees lost to Florida 4-3 in 12 innings. Even the Marlins' players applauded after Clemens struck out Luis Castillo in what was thought to be his final major league pitch.

"So many people were using flash photography, it was quite amazing," Clemens said then. "I think everybody started understanding that it was going to be my last inning, my last hitter, my last pitch."

Clemens thought about pitching for the United States at the 2004 Olympics, but the Americans were eliminated in qualifying in November.

Clemens' outlook on retirement started to change Dec. 11, when left-hander Pettitte -- who also lives in the Houston area -- agreed to a $31.5 million, three-year contract with the Astros.

Houston, which has never been to a World Series, will head to spring training with a projected starting rotation that includes Clemens, Pettitte, Roy Oswalt and Wade Miller.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by red

Houston, which has never been to a World Series,
...and never will.

[Magpie]

A worker-type man just came to my front door and in a heavy Oklahoman accent said, "Ma'mmm, may I park my vee-hickle in yur shaady spot?".

[masterofNone]

shady spot, hmmm? is that what the kids are callin' it nowadays?

[Magpie]

I know! Kinda forward dontcha think? I think that just became this weeks new 'saying'.:D

[bealeblues]

i agree with dinz, sadly enough. even with roger "uh oh i'm gonna have to get in the batter's box now" clemens and andy "uh oh i'm still pitching in an american league-style park" pettitte, houston will still not get to the world series.

but neither will the dodgers, so i beat you to the punch.... at least i'm resigned to the fact that we won't go rather than getting all jacked up over nothing....

[red]

Originally posted by dinzdale
...and never will.

naysayer

[red]

Originally posted by bealeblues
.... at least i'm resigned to the fact that we won't go rather than getting all jacked up over nothing....

That's sad beale.
why do you even bother then?

I'd rather have hope.

[bealeblues]

i bother b/c i am a loyal fan, even though my team sucks. if and when we ever win it, the taste of redemption will be oh so sweet. besides, wouldn't you rather read my cursings of the baseball gods than read long and glowing tributes to the dodgers?

[Red Princess]

cursing beale = cute beale

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by red
I'd rather have hope.

..in the bumbling Astros????:confused:

[red]

can you do any better?

I don't see you out there swinging.

[dinzdale]

I could look constipated like "Swing at the first pitch every farking time" Bagwell if you want.:)

...and I could still cover center field better than short arse Biggio.

Drayton only wants bums on seats to fill his pockets(more 6$ beer please!). This is just a circus act. They're still not even as good overall as the Cubs or Cards, so why bother until they dump the old baggage and buy the other half a team they need?

[bealeblues]

damn. that's 3 times in one day that i've agreed with dinz. on baseball even.

chalk up another sign of the impending apocalypse.....

[Red Princess]

maybe you 2 should get a room

[jaymirror]

*burp*

[Red Princess]

why do i only want a bucket of fried chicken when i cant leave to go get it?

[Hermione]

*sleepy* school needs to end..

[DancingDuck]

will anyone notice if i pick the oreo out my teeth? It tastes pretty gross

[Hermione]

eww..

My contacts are dry.. ouch

[ambo]

easter ?
how am i supposed to last until fvcking easter ?

[Red Princess]

shit, i dont know how i am going to make it until saturday

[Frieda]

well i forgot to kill someone today. hah.

[jaymirror]

[insert something smart and funny here]

[Frieda]

i hate arthritis, i wish it wouldn't hurt so much :(

[red]

yoga is great for arthitis.
You are living in the wrong place. Doesn't damp and cold make it feel worse? You should be living in Greece!

[Frieda]

i only have it in my hands and elbows.. any specific finger yoga suggestions? :p

i only have it when my white blood cells are attacking viruses or something. not really weather related.. but yeah living in greece would be absolutely great! :D

oh, and thanks for caring! :)

[red]

I'll ask my teacher tonight.

Of course I care! Pain sucks. We shouldn't live with it unless we want to.

[lapietra]

I learned how to send out a subpoena today. I sent out three. :D

[Magpie]

Originally posted by red
I'll ask my teacher tonight.

Of course I care! Pain sucks. We shouldn't live with it unless we want to.

If if this was only the case Red. Unfortunately not ALL pain can be relieved completely. On the other hand, when there IS relief available, people (not ref. to you Frieda :) and people choose not to avail themselves to it...makes me crazy.

Frieda, ever tried heated parafin wax treatment when your hands hurt? It's supposed to really help ease the pain of arthritis. You can get those home models now :) Be well damn it!

[bealeblues]

i'm hesitant to ask why you sent out 3 subpoenas lala....

[jaymirror]

i'm hesitant to ask what's a subpoena?

[rmr]

i think lala sent them out because she's pissed at the both of you.

ok......my interview has been changed to next friday the 23........i've got my ticket in my hand......seems a few people forgot that this coming up weekend was a holiday.........well it's not a holiday for my place of business, but it is for.......oh well I'll shut-up..........yay for one more week of being sick to my stomach.

[bealeblues]

it's not a holiday here either. we made a motion today in our office meeting that we petition the federal gov't to recognize robert e. lee's birthday for national recognition....

[AllegroNg]

Say subpoena 10 times fast

[jaymirror]

:D HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[jaymirror]

Let

[jaymirror]

me

[jaymirror]

Celebrate my 1000th message!!!
http://news.fiu.edu/fiunow/feb_99/images/celebrate.gif

[bealeblues]

congrats jay. welcome to the 'we spend way too much time at this board' club....

[jaymirror]

Thanks beale! I would never make it without the club! Life is too boring and the sky too grey today.

[Magpie]

7 year old daughter: "Mom? Am I too young to have a reputation?" :eek:

Mom: "Sweetie, a girl is never too young to worry about her reputation."

Daughter: "Do I want one?"

Mom: "Errr...no."

Daughter: "Ok whew! I thought I had one there for a minute."

Mom: :D

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/taniyanamingsm.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by rmr
i think lala sent them out because she's pissed at the both of you.

ok......my interview has been changed to next friday the 23........i've got my ticket in my hand......seems a few people forgot that this coming up weekend was a holiday.........well it's not a holiday for my place of business, but it is for.......oh well I'll shut-up..........yay for one more week of being sick to my stomach. Did the date change before or after you'd bought your ticket?

[rmr]

they bought the ticket.............so i guess it's up to them........yet, I REALLY want to get it over with and figure out what i'm going to do.

[jaymirror]

ye i love popping bubbles drunk

[masterofNone]

i just invented a great recipe. i call it "accidental potato soup." it started out to be scalloped potatoes. it's fantastic!

[jaymirror]

:D

[Hermione]

One more college application to go and I'm done!! I just need letters of rec.

[masterofNone]

"through."

when you decode it it says "through."

that's a shame.

[Frieda]

they fired everybody except for me!! :eek:

[jaymirror]

Wow! Happy for you, but i guess it remains a bad situation...

[masterofNone]

so are you sitting alone in a wasteland of cubicles?

[bealeblues]

what the hell happened frieda?

[rmr]

this is not funny or cute............this kind of shite pisses me off!!!
http://home.comcast.net/~r.rankin/kittysunbathers.jpg

[dalang]

Originally posted by masterofNone
"through."

when you decode it it says "through."

that's a shame.

yeah, I wondered about that. But I wasn't motivated enough to go and figure it out.

[masterofNone]

i have more time than sense.

[Frieda]

well they are outsourcing all the techies.. i'm into service management, not really a techie.. so they're keeping me..

the others leave in may.. they are angry!

[jaymirror]

wow!!

[chuckie egg]

Is this the biggest ever thread?!

[jaymirror]

dunno but it's bigger now

[chuckie egg]

lol

Do you ever have one of those days where you can't spell?!

[Red Princess]

run out of superflous u's?

[chuckie egg]

HO HO HO

[Red Princess]

huou huou huou huou

[RuneT]

every damn day!

[chuckie egg]

enough!

[jaymirror]

more, more!!

[bealeblues]

all the pants in oregon

[chuckie egg]

numbnuts

[bealeblues]

that's nice. i'd expect that from dinz, but not you chuckie! JOJ

[chuckie egg]

The word for no apparent reason just popped into my head.

I couldnt think of another place to post it other than the "random" one

[bealeblues]

apology accepted?

[chuckie egg]

of course it is! thanks!

[Red Princess]

i don't think i am going to get much work done today

[jaymirror]

:D don't tell me...

[red]

FARK!
I haven't been able to play for sooo long. stupid work.

[priceyfatprude]

"Oh, you won't get it done today."

Wrong thing to say to me today, boss. :mad:

[Red Princess]

you guys will never guess what i bought on my lunch hour today

[dinzdale]

A rosary :confused:

[masterofNone]

a map to the final resting place of jimmy hoffa?

[bealeblues]

probably feminine hygiene products.... :rolleyes:

[Deviate]

holy sh*t i'm gonna lose it. best news ever.

[bealeblues]

what news????

[Deviate]

i've got a theatre.

[jaymirror]

What?

[bealeblues]

HELLA COOL

[Deviate]

read my blog. more info there. i'm crapping my pants.

[Red Princess]

YAY DEV!

[jaymirror]

Oh! I did!! That's cool!!! Wow!

[zenbabe]

I'm sorry but I just can't do that!

~~

[Deviate]

do what?

[xerocs]

i am missing the point

[jaymirror]

Here's a point for you xerocs: .

[Frieda]

raaahhhhh lick my birdie! SHOW ME YOUR FACE, GRINGO!!

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Frieda
raaahhhhh lick my birdie! SHOW ME YOUR FACE, GRINGO!!
Ahhhhhahahaha Frieda!

[Hermione]

Finals are this week... :mad:

my eyes hurt..:(

[fodder]

surbi, everytime i read your posts they are about school :(

you should stop studying and megapost like me

[Hermione]

Funny you mentioned that.. I just realized it myself..

After this week.. I won't have to study that much.. then I can megapost and tell you all about my crazy stories

[fodder]

But it's Saturday night

[Klynne]

Fairly scary sick last night. Brought the flu home from asia on the 15th. What was really sweet, is when I woke up whimpering in the night, my cat was watching over me. I don't know what he thought he was going to do? Bring me a glass of water, call the ambulance? He just kept waking me up, and normally he does not care. Maybe he was afraid his food source was gonna die? In all fairness, when he woke me up, I would crawl off to get a glass of water. Today, I slept a peaceful sleep during the day, and he kept patting my face every hour or two, so I would get up and have some water. Kind of crazy.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Klynne
Fairly scary sick last night. Brought the flu home from asia on the 15th. What was really sweet, is when I woke up whimpering in the night, my cat was watching over me. I don't know what he thought he was going to do? Bring me a glass of water, call the ambulance? He just kept waking me up, and normally he does not care. Maybe he was afraid his food source was gonna die? In all fairness, when he woke me up, I would crawl off to get a glass of water. Today, I slept a peaceful sleep during the day, and he kept patting my face every hour or two, so I would get up and have some water. Kind of crazy.
cats do this! not all cats, but really, they know what's going on!! better follow your cat's instructions..

[rmr]

my cat tried to choke me last night

no lie.....i swear!!!

[bealeblues]

i had a cat break into my apartment last night and the fvcker stole my cd jukebox. bastard.

[Klynne]

Now that I am in the land of the living, my cat has turned his attentions from me, and now is deconstructing my entertainment center. There goes my cds, dvds, plants, he is a little shvt.

[rmr]

man..........my damn cat sucker punched me last night while i was sleeping. jeesh....sometimes i wonder why i have the damn things.

Originally posted by Klynne
Now that I am in the land of the living, my cat has turned his attentions from me, and now is deconstructing my entertainment center. There goes my cds, dvds, plants, he is a little shvt.

[bealeblues]

my cat shat on my floor this morning b/c it was pissed i left the toilet seat up. fvcker.

[masterofNone]

yeah... well... my cat tried to knife me. and then,, and then he tried to put me in a catapult and launch me at his enemy's castle.

[bealeblues]

cats using catapults. little bastards.

[Red Princess]

my cat steals all my money to buy computer stuff

[rmr]

Originally posted by masterofNone
yeah... well... my cat tried to knife me. and then,, and then he tried to put me in a catapult and launch me at his enemy's castle.

:eek:

man......your cat is CRAZY........i thought mine was bad for trying to choke me and all but trying to knife you?? Mon, remember this behavior is not your fault.....you did not ask for it....I hope you kick the bastard to the curb.......your safety comes first.

[bealeblues]

oh they've tried counseling, and mon's cat keeps saying that it'll change, but when the drinking starts... well, you can imagine how 'hairy' it gets.... i know mon has issues and all, but holding on to such a situation will only reinforce that abusive behavior.... we've tried an intervention, but mon just doesn't listen....

[Red Princess]

life is hard when you love a cat

[masterofNone]

i'd sell the little fvcker in an instant. don't get me started about the cat porn he leaves lying around when i've got company.

[bealeblues]

you say that now b/c you are angry. we both know that your cat can manipulate you in an instant, and when the cat looks at you with 'those eyes', you cave in every time. we understand. (well, actually we don't, but that's another therapy session). just be true to you, mon. be true to you and learn to love yourself again. you can do it.

[jaymirror]

my cat stresses me because i don' have one :(

[masterofNone]

you can have mine if you come get him.

[Hermione]

Hey! Today is the Iowa caucus!

[rmr]

Originally posted by masterofNone
i'd sell the little fvcker in an instant. don't get me started about the cat porn he leaves lying around when i've got company.

that bastard takes advantage of your kindness. i hope you learn to stand up for yourself, mon, nobody deserves to be treated like that :(

[masterofNone]

i may drown him in a sack. that would learn him.

[Red Princess]

you will have to drown him in some kind of liquid, i don't think a sack will work

[Hermione]

okay so my best friend moved to England last year (august) and there is this other girl who is also good friends with my best friend.. but she has been really weird since she moved.. she doesn't talk to my best friend anymore.. or write.. none of that... now she is going to go visit my best friend in the summer.. =(

i'm soo saddd :(

[zenbabe]

HAPPY 2004! (http://www.ouwho.co.uk/study/i100.htm)

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Red Princess
you will have to drown him in some kind of liquid, i don't think a sack will work

ohhh that made my tummy feel good... more laughs please... :D

[rapscalious rob]

I wonder why he thought it would be a good idea to paint the bathroom floor when paint attracts dirt by induced-dipole induced-dipole molecular forces? ¿Muy tonto, verdad? Sí, es tanto tonto, gracias, adios. Much less work in the long run to just clean the damn floor with simplegreen or bleach or what have you.

When I went by the taco place last week, the guy there remembered every detail even though I hadn’t been there in about a month- what I’d ordered, what car I was driving, what I was wearing. Is this fellow a spy or a savant?

Damn daddy longlegs get their stupid webs all over everything. Ant mummies all over the ethernet cables. Dammit.

Assam tea is good when it is brewed really strong and you add milk & sugar and drink it with an english muffin or somesuch. Yummafaction, cats in action. Yummarino, Cappucino. Yumarama, katzenjama. Yummaruni, Loony Toony.

[jaymirror]

http://www.bisexual.org/bookvideo/nonfiction/img/ethicalslut.gif

[Frieda]

mmmmmcoookieeessss

[Hermione]

harry potter harry harry potter harry potter harry harry potterrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Frieda]

i need sex

[rmr]

http://www.tccandler.com/beavis-and-bushhead.jpg


hahahaha..........she said sex.

[Red Princess]

if you ask me for my professional opinion i will give it to you. to that printer that just called here: all y'all can kiss my ass.

[rmr]

Originally posted by Red Princess
if you ask me for my professional opinion i will give it to you. to that printer that just called here: all y'all can kiss my ass.


There is harmony in disharmony



don't mention it

[Red Princess]

well now i am in a MOOD. rmr, we havent abused any men for the longest time,, who is hanging around today and what do you want to do to them?

[rmr]

ok before we abuse anyone.........i want to tell you this...........

better a chip on my shoulder than one at your feet.

[Red Princess]

build a better mouse trap and you will have to clean up dead mice all the time

[rmr]

So this blonde walks into a bar. A guy pounds on the bar and yells "I'm gonna give you a night you'll never forget!" The blonde says "I'm not a blonde, I'm a pig!" The guy looks at the blonde and says "I know I don't know you, but I'd love to do the mattress Macarena with you all night long."

So the blonde says "What? They sold me a chihuahua?"

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/010404/animal-behavior.gif

[rmr]

All right, a hooker walks into a bar. A nun cozies up to the hooker and says "For a dollar I'll go upstairs with you and show you more pleasure than you can possibly imagine." The hooker says "Whatever." The nun pounds on the bar and yells "I'm gonna give you a night you'll never forget!"

The hooker shouts "Well, at these prices I'm not surprised!"

[rmr]

All right, a nun walks into a bar. A polock gets close to the nun and says "Give me a twenty and I'll grant three wishes to the next person who walks through that door." The nun orders a Mai Tai. The bartender says "Look, you seem like a nice nun. Give me a dollar and I'll make it worth your while."

The nun says "Yeah, well, I've given up drinking!"

[AllegroNg]

stop stop STOP:(

[Red Princess]

so a bar walks into a nun and says to the priest "you aren't a rabbi!" and so e say "yes but you didn't know that then" and the the buffalo says 'i'll have what he's having.'

[zenbabe]

I bailed out of work early!

Yay, made it home in time to watch Ellen!

[Tall Thin Duke]

So a Great Dane walks into a bar and says"2 beers and a................................................. .................................................. ......................................coke please "
The barman says "So why the long pause?"

[AllegroNg]

So a fly walks into a bar and slaps the bartender with a wet noodle. It stops then.

[Coffee]

A priest is walking downtown to go to his favorite bar when he is approached by a scantily clad lady who steps out from an alleyway..."psst...quicky 5 bucks father".
He walks on mystified. Soon another lady makes him the same offer ..."psst...a quicky for 5 bucks". After 2 similiar aproaches the priest finally makes it to the bar. As he steps in he sees the Mother Superior from the local convent sipping on a Jack and Coke at the bar. He walks up to her and says..." A question for you Mother. What is a quicky"? "5 bucks...same as in town" she replies.

[rmr]

:D

[rapscalious rob]

There is a certain irresistable charm to staying up and working all day, into the night, into the next day, and into the next night. Ah, the joys of rrred büll and leftover pizza!

Wot the hell! Toujours gai, toujours gai!

Cheerio my deario.

[chuckie egg]

On saturday from 9, I'll be trying to get hold of tickets to see the Chilis again! :D :D :D

happyhappyhappyhappy.......

[priceyfatprude]

Certain people whose birthdays are in 10 days should change their Amazon Wish List mailing address, so's they receive their gift.

[rmr]

would a note like this bother you??

Rooth,

WE need to get such and such done today and by the way WE means you.

EVIL BEYATCH FROM HELL


NYC here i come!!!

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Certain people whose birthdays are in 10 days should change their Amazon Wish List mailing address, so's they receive their gift.
Who could that be? ME?????? *looks at profile* Sure enough, that's me.

[bealeblues]

see, i don't even get the benefit of sarcasm from a note like rooth got--- i get things like this:

beale, get this motherfvcking shit done today or you'll be extracting my 20inch spinner rims from my blinged out escalade from your small intestine, and then i'm going to make you spit shine them back to pimp bling status, bitch ho that you are....

[dinzdale]

That's because you are a lawyer :)

[noxxville]

i really need new shoes.

[rmr]

Originally posted by bealeblues
see, i don't even get the benefit of sarcasm from a note like rooth got--- i get things like this:

beale, get this motherfvcking shit done today or you'll be extracting my 20inch spinner rims from my blinged out escalade from your small intestine, and then i'm going to make you spit shine them back to pimp bling status, bitch ho that you are....

see i'd rather have someone talk to me like that. i can't stand passive aggresive people. i've seriously never had a boss that is as bad as she is..........she's seriously a wicked person!!!

[rmr]

Originally posted by noxxville
i really need new shoes.


oh and howdy stranger...........how goes it???

[bealeblues]

originally posted by rooth
see i'd rather have someone talk to me like that. i can't stand passive aggresive people. i've seriously never had a boss that is as bad as she is..........she's seriously a wicked person!!!

obviously you've never had an escalade spinner rim in your small intestine....

[noxxville]

more sadness......Diana is having a very bad year.

[rmr]

i'm leaving for NYC tomorrow night........got the big interview Friday morning. I'm farking freaking out right now

[masterofNone]

i don't know if the east coast is ready for roofy.

[rmr]

i'll be gentle. i promise.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by rmr
i'm leaving for NYC tomorrow night........got the big interview Friday morning. I'm farking freaking out right now GOOD LUCK RIMMIEEEEEEE!!!!!

[rmr]

thanks pfp.........i need all the luck i can get......i'm so nervous and i need for this process to be over. i'm a creature of routine and this is really throwing me off.

[AllegroNg]

are y'all havin a monkey reunion over there?:)

Rmr, I hope you manage to have at least a littttle fun over here

.oO(East Coast! E)

[priceyfatprude]

I just got invited to attend the Grammy's next time they're held in NYC.

[Frieda]

yay! now i got fired too!! :)

[bealeblues]

what?????

[Frieda]

yeah!! they are outsourcing me too!! now i get a new job! woo! :D

[bealeblues]

so i take it this is a good thing then?

[Frieda]

of course it is!! i hate my current job!!

[bealeblues]

well i knew that, but usually when people lose their job, a period of panic hits...

[Frieda]

no need for panic:

i get a job at the outsourcing company, a permanent contract (or whatever that's called in english) and the same/more money!

[Magpie]

Ok then...:confused: Wooo Hooo for you!!!

[bealeblues]

i hate it when people don't clean out their PM boxes.....

[Frieda]

imagine you really REALLY hate your job..

now someone offers you a contract with a well-known IT company with a permanent contract with lots of chances to "grow" and the same money.

would you do it?

[bealeblues]

no question about it.

[Magpie]

complain, complain, complain

[zenbabe]

maybe it's just me, but I have never once thought Justin Timberlake is hot.

[Tall Thin Duke]

You know funnily enough neither did i.

[zenbabe]

I don't blame you

[priceyfatprude]

Fvcking Snowstorm

Fvcking Black Ice

Fvcking Snowed In

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[zenbabe]

damn girl! I am on my way to the desert!

[zenbabe]

ps. Can I be your date to the Grammy's!?!??!!

;)

[priceyfatprude]

Well, that depends...do you put out?

[AllegroNg]

Sing with Wing (http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/listen.html)

[Hermione]

Guess what everyone!!!!!

I got the highest grade on my Statistics final!!!! 99% I got a 95.5%n in the class!! yayyyyyyyyyy:)

[Red Princess]

i can't do it any more i am tired if fightning there is no point it is all futile

[Frieda]

urgh.

headache.

hangover.

[Red Princess]

how many people read all those words and still did not know it was just a suicide note?

[Magpie]

How could anyone know from that? Honestly, in this context could be referring to battling with a computer at work or something. :confused: Want to talk?

[fodder]

i will see you chaps in the morning

[zenbabe]

I want to see this movie (http://www.indiewire.com/biz/biz_040117big.html)

[beckstra]

I looks like a retarded monkey threw white up all over the place.

[Deviate]

so
much
snow

and me having to go to work....

IF i can make it there....

[bealeblues]

so
much
balmy
southern
weather.

whatever will i do with these 70 degree temps?

[Madmack]

-25c
cold
damn
cold..

[bealeblues]

i'm cold just reading that

but now it's warm again, better crank up the a/c a notch

[Madmack]

Nothing better than having the condesation from you breath freeze your eyelashes together..

[zenbabe]

I wonder if I will survive a summer with 120 degree temps..

:eek:

[priceyfatprude]

I just saw a woman on the Discovery Health Channel w/38II breasts. They took her down to a 38E.

I will never again ask Santa for smaller t*ts for Christmas.

[Magpie]

What the hell is an "II"??? !!! Those qualify as Winebagos, I think you have to register them too ;)

you asked Santa for smaller t*ts? heheee

[bealeblues]

originally posted by pfp
I just saw a woman on the Discovery Health Channel w/38II breasts. They took her down to a 38E.

.... over the vehement objections of her husband, identified only from the police blotter as "mr. dinzdale"....

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/011304/where-do-you-see-yourself.gif

[masterofNone]

i don't know where to put this... probably belongs in the complementary thread but i can't wait my turn... anyway, it's a pleasure to see mann ray being referenced in the image association thread. very cool, mailina.

[malina]

thank you :)

[Magpie]

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

[Tango]

oh thaaaaaank you, magpie. that was just the good laugh i needed this morning!

[Deviate]

boo! i'm only online for 15 more minutes! then abwork, push ups, shower and work all day.

blech.

[Perky Pat]

http://www.supportplus.com/product_images/F55LP.JPG
http://fusionanomaly.net/shiningdannycloseup.jpg

[chuckie egg]

http://www.wunderkammer.org/images/fun/freezing.jpg

[Perky Pat]

http://www.legweardirect.com/casual_socks/images/7051-enlarged.jpg http://www.szilagyi.us/images/shocked.jpg

[Magpie]

Not sure why I'm posting pics of knee-hi's but I like to feel part of a crowd and it seems that the Perkster REALLY enjoys them...? http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/dollknees.jpg http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/fonz.jpg

[red]

those are the most hideous knee-his I have EVER seen.

[red]

why can't "smooth or chunky" be used to describe wellbores?

[Frieda]

what's happening? why is it impossible to sleep?

body, HELLO?? 3 HOURS A NIGHT ISN'T ENOUGH!! fall asleep, dammit!

[zenbabe]

ROAD RAGE!!!

[Hermione]

I need to learn how to drive.. my permit expires (again) on 3 April.. I think.. I'm just sooo scared!!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/fonz.jpg [/B] OMG. My mom had a pair of these. They were red. No joke!

[Magpie]

Ok, I'll confess... when I was in Jr. High School these types of nylon "knee socks" were really the cool thing to have! They had screen photos on them, to go with the guys 'photo disco shirts' haha!

[SpecialK]

I love MoonPies

[Frieda]

i'm sick today and it's snowing

[chuckie egg]

I quite like to chew on my own cheek :(

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by surbhi
I need to learn how to drive.. my permit expires (again) on 3 April.. I think.. I'm just sooo scared!!

The longer you leave it, the harder it gets, believe me I know!!

Do it now!