This is the thread where everyone is random.

[Tango]

http://www.t-mag.com/img/photos/211greg-1.jpg
this man (http://www.t-mag.com/articles/211hate.html) scares mehttp://www.t-mag.com/img/photos/211greg-27inch.jpg

[Frieda]

what the fark!! :eek:

[Tango]

in addition to steroids, he apparently had local injections to beef up his arms. creeeeeeps me out!!
this is how he used to look:
http://www.t-mag.com/img/photos/211greg-young.jpg

[Frieda]

aawww no way that's the same person!!

what are those lumps anyway, implants? egg sacs?

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by Frieda
...egg sacs?

HhHahahHAHHAhaa:D

[Frieda]

:D ha!

well what are they? don't tell me those really are muscles!

[Coffee]

Looks like a weight lifter that forgot about balancing his work out routine...like...work on your skinny (by comparison) chest dude.

I agree that he looks like a steroid user.

[red]

that is disgusting.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by red
that is disgusting.
now that's an understatement!!

[Tango]

Originally posted by Frieda
:D ha!
well what are they? don't tell me those really are muscles!

from the article about him: (http://www.t-mag.com/articles/211hate.html)

T: Give us an idea of what you did exactly to get your arms that way.

GV: I did a lot of Testosterone. I did about 3000 mg of Test per week. I love Testosterone and I love Equipoise. ... I'd probably do, oh God… I would do a shot every other day. I wouldn't worry about the amount of oil; I would worry about the amount of drug. Over the course of a week, I take 3,000 mg of Test and probably put in 400 to 500 mg of Equipoise. Remember, that's 15 mg shots. So that would be about 10 CC's of EQ over a week's period. I would do shoulders, triceps, and biceps.


http://www.t-mag.com/img/photos/211greg-comedycentral.jpg
GV: My arms are so big and my shoulders were so broad, they were filming me when I came out of the police station. They do these spoofs about the local news on the Daily Show and they showed me and said, "What do you think this guy was arrested for? Hint: It wasn't estrogen!" Then they showed me on tape and said, "Local police found that this guy was doing steroids. No shit! What, did you think he was storing nuts for the winter in those arms?"

[Frieda]

:D a professional squirrel! :D

but those biceps!! almost right out of a popeye cartoon!! :eek:

[red]

it's horrible, yet I cannot look away!

[Coffee]

How the hell did he get his arms in the sleeves of that shirt???...he must have to saftey pin them closed after putting the shirt on.

[Tango]

omg! yes, how the heck did he do that??!!!

[Frieda]

uhh.. stretchy shirts?

[Deviate]

JEOPARDY TIME!

where are those damn sleds???

[Frieda]

i hear a bell..

[Coffee]

My LOTR elf costume is almost done.
I designed and made a very cool robe..came out pretty good.
I have to make a shirt yet and I will be done.
Plan to wear my black dearskin motor cycle leathers with knee high moccosins with the get up.
Also... :eek: ... I have to shave my beard and moustache (Elves don't have facial hair apparently...stupid elves, grow up dammit).

My camera needs batteries...so no pics yet. I'll post some when I get it all together.

I sure hope I get "lucky" at the ROTK ball after all this effort making this costume. Cross your fingers please that some Elf or Hobbit chick digs me. :D

[beckstra]

I was talking to the puppy when she stuck a banana in my hand.

[Coffee]

WOW...I wish my pets would bring me food. My cats just ask me for it...constantly.

[beckstra]

Drool is the salve of the fruit.

[chuckie egg]

f

[chuckie egg]

r

[chuckie egg]

i

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[chuckie egg]

a

[chuckie egg]

y

[bealeblues]

while it seems that most of the people i know like songs b/c of the words, i usually completely disregard the words for the music itself.

carry on

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Tango
GV: I did a lot of Testosterone. I did about 3000 mg of Test per week. I love Testosterone and I love Equipoise. ... I'd probably do, oh God… I would do a shot every other day. I wouldn't worry about the amount of oil; I would worry about the amount of drug. Over the course of a week, I take 3,000 mg of Test and probably put in 400 to 500 mg of Equipoise. Remember, that's 15 mg shots. So that would be about 10 CC's of EQ over a week's period. I would do shoulders, triceps, and biceps. *cough*OVERCOMPENSATING*cough*

I bet he has a really small ****...and now it's even smaller due to steroids.

[Frieda]

swaaa swaaaa doobeedoobeedoobeedoobee swaaaaaaahhhh

[zenbabe]

I just bought a paint can full of Nacho Cheese.
:D

[agentsmith]

blergh

[Coffee]

I have no beard now...and no mustache. Shaved it all off this morning.

Man it is WIERD seeing my face after having a full beard for over 3 years...and the mustache has been on constantly for 7 years.

I don't look like me. Guess what...I look like Agent smith :eek: well...sorta, my mouth looks a bit like his anyhow....appropriate since I removed the facial hair for an Elf/Elrond costume.

I just hope this razor rash goes away before the costume ball. :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Deviate]

i have no beard or mustache either anymore. but i don't look like Smithy. probably good anyhow.

for Smithy anyway.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Coffee
I have no beard now...and no mustache. Shaved it all off this morning.

Man it is WIERD seeing my face after having a full beard for over 3 years...and the mustache has been on constantly for 7 years.

I don't look like me. Guess what...I look like Agent smith :eek: well...sorta, my mouth looks a bit like his anyhow....appropriate since I removed the facial hair for an Elf/Elrond costume.

I just hope this razor rash goes away before the costume ball. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Aloe vera gel ;)

Are you gonna post a pic or two? *hopeful face*

[Coffee]

Originally posted by lapietra
Aloe vera gel ;)

Are you gonna post a pic or two? *hopeful face*

Thanks again Dr. Lala. (recalls hangover advice that worked great!!!)
I will pick some up tommorow...along with batteries for my digi cam...and then yes...pic-ies.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Coffee
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Any ole' solid/cake deoderant-antiperspirant applied to the possible razor burn, problem site after shaving. An old porn star/stripper trick (or so I've been told), since they have to shave particularly sensitive areas often, you'd think they'd know!

BTW, many women prefer a smooth, clean shaven face to snuggle up (some part of their bodies) to as opposed to facial hair. Post pics! We must re-picture our image of you Coffee! :)

[rapscalious rob]

Whatever happened to Maggie Shamrock?

[Deviate]

i'm the only one who finds things funny. the ONLY one ever.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Deviate
i'm the only one who finds things funny. the ONLY one ever.

Ha ha! This makes me crack up.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by funkytuba
Ha ha! This makes me crack up.

And this made me laugh.

[Frieda]

OMG i bought JEANS!! and they FIT!! :eek:

[Hermione]

I want to do a summer program at Oxford University .. but it is like five thousand dollars... for four weeks!!

Does anyone have suggestions for a movie to rent? I'm bored..

AHH!! I drove for 40 mins today!! Yay.. I shall soon be able to drive! My permit expires the first week of April..

[Magpie]

Some might think a mother of 3 children who wants desperately to go on vacation...

Alone, to the Carribean for 15 days, packing only a bikini, sarong and lip gloss... Alone...

would be selfish and not 'family oriented', bad mother behavior.

I disagree. I think it would be acting in the best interest of her family as she would probably return relaxed, de-stressed and in turn a better mother ;)

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Magpie
Some might think a mother of 3 children who wants desperately to go on vacation...

Alone, to the Carribean for 15 days, packing only a bikini, sarong and lip gloss... Alone...

would be selfish and not 'family oriented', bad mother behavior.

I disagree. I think it would be acting in the best interest of her family as she would probably return relaxed, de-stressed and in turn a better mother ;)

A graduate of the University of Rationalization.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Magpie
Some might think a mother of 3 children who wants desperately to go on vacation...

Alone, to the Carribean for 15 days, packing only a bikini, sarong and lip gloss... Alone...

would be selfish and not 'family oriented', bad mother behavior.

I disagree. I think it would be acting in the best interest of her family as she would probably return relaxed, de-stressed and in turn a better mother ;)
i think that non-mothers acting the same way aren't selfish at all either.. :D

where are you going and when? i feel like seeing some sun!!

[Magpie]

Can Japan make anything tiny?! Rolled up paper underpants...for that girl/guy on the go?

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/n3.jpg http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/n4.jpg

[Magpie]

There is just no good reason why when you search, "peach" on Google, you come up with porn :rolleyes:

[Frieda]

omg

i feel BAD

[Magpie]

OMG Frieda

What's the matter?

[Frieda]

i had fun last night..

and a hangover now..

blaaahhhhh

how are you, magpie? :)

[red]

my hands are like ice and I'm inside.
I know now I could never live above 35°N.

[Coffee]

The Convent's 98 year old Mother Superior was dying.

The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused.

Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips.

Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die."

She raised herself up in bed and said, "Don't sell that cow."

[Magpie]

The older I get (almost 68 now) the harder time I have with hangovers. Maybe it's because I don't *have* them as often now that I'm "respectable" and all.

I am dandy! My day's getting better by the minute :)

Originally posted by Frieda
i had fun last night..

and a hangover now..

blaaahhhhh

how are you, magpie? :)

[bealeblues]

had lunch with red in houston yesterday. for those of you who want to be in the know, i can confirm that she is a hella cool chick.

and she can confirm that i used up all the sweet and low at our table

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
and she can confirm that i ate all the donuts at our table

Figures.

[bealeblues]

don't you have something to do, like falling in a manhole or something?

[dinzdale]

Thanks for the invite.....5 hours too farking late, tosser.

[bealeblues]

i called you, moron. if you hadn't been quarantined at the airport for that suspicious rash you might've made it for lunch...

[Frieda]

woo! yay! :D

[Coffee]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i called you, moron. if you hadn't been quarantined at the airport for that suspicious rash you might've made it for lunch...

Yaaaa....LOL
:D

[Magpie]

Get the popcorn and beer! *This* is entertaining hehe! :D

[fodder]

am i big-dork for being obsessed with alias
that stupid show

i am also obsessed with 6 feet under, but the video stores dont carry 2 or 3 seasons and i've already watched all of 1

any recommendations

[Coffee]

Originally posted by fodder
am i big-dork for being obsessed with alias
that stupid show

i am also obsessed with 6 feet under, but the video stores dont carry 2 or 3 seasons and i've already watched all of 1

any recommendations

no...you're a big dork for watchin Television at all...unless it is Star Trek of course. :)

or am I the dork?

Recomedation...get all the original Star Trek episodes on DVD...and also get the Monty Python complete series on DVD.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Coffee
no...you're a big dork for watchin Television at all...unless it is Star Trek of course. :)

or am I the dork?

Recomedation...get all the original Star Trek episodes on DVD...and also get the Monty Python complete series on DVD.
got em

woo! :D

[Coffee]

Ya Frieda!!!:cool:

[Frieda]

i love you, coffee!! :D

[fodder]

how can you discredit television as a whole
tsk tsk
and i dont like space

[red]

Originally posted by bealeblues
had lunch with red in houston yesterday. for those of you who want to be in the know, i can confirm that she is a hella cool chick.

and she can confirm that i used up all the sweet and low at our table

Awww, thanks bealey! You are a very cool guy. I can tell your mama raised you right, you have great manners.

You wouldn't have had to use up all the sweet-n-low if they only had sweet tea to begin with.

[bealeblues]

i mean, really, no sweet tea in houston??? WTF!!!!!

you and D really need to hit mardi gras..... hint hint nudge nudge

[red]

Originally posted by fodder

and i dont like space

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Space is beautiful.

Six Feet Under will start up again soon.
Maybe they will show the older eppies first

[fodder]

was a joke

i only have fox, i have to rent

[zenbabe]

I must be PMS'ing cause I can't seem to stop sobbing and I don't know if its cause we might be moving to Arizona in 27 days, or that we dont know where we are going to live in 27 days, or the fact that I lost my favorite piece of metal......

[red]

bummer fodder.

zen, anyone who lost their fav piece of metal has the right to cry. I just hope their wasn't anything incriminating on it.

[chuckie egg]

I'm having one of THOSE days!! :mad:

[jaymirror]

I entered my office this morning, glanced at the whiteboard, and realized i have found the formula for sex:

http://stranglethecat.com/Uploads/2/sex.jpg

[masterofNone]

i think you need a "y" after that "k."

[jaymirror]

weeeeee! my officemate just gave me bread with nutella!!!

[RuneT]

He should know that it's not good to give rabbits sugar.

[jaymirror]

he will know soon, my vampire fangs are growing already...

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by jaymirror
weeeeee! my officemate just gave me bread with nutella!!! Try Nutella on fresh strawberries.

[jaymirror]

YOU ARE TRYING TO SEDUCE ME!

;)






nutella on strawberries, mmmmmmmmmh!

[maychorian]

I discovered nutella this January. Mmmmmm. Try it with peanut butter. Delicious but fattening sandwich.

[malina]

nutella is worse than cocaine!

[fodder]

i am grumpy, have class in 2 hours and have to write a bio, a paper contrasting a news story told in broadcast, radio and newspaper (none of which i watched/heard/read) and study for spanish

and it's raining really hard and i have no caffeine

[Coffee]

Originally posted by malina
nutella is worse than cocaine!

I just got an espresso machine...I'll let you know soon if espresso is worse than nuttella ;) once I figure out how to use it...

got it used on ebay...so far it's just spewwing coffee grounds all over my kitchen from a slighly messed up grinder door...should be able to fix it though. Looking for online manuals this morning.

sigh...happy to be handy if I can't be rich.

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020404/for-your-sins.gif

[agentsmith]

HAHAHAHA

[red]

I want some chocolate

[red]

THIS
http://www.audreyheffner.net/painting%20page/nestptg.jpg
is beautiful!

[Coffee]

whoa...is that made of strings and stuff?

Very very cool.

[red]

I think it's a watercolor.
I just love it. At first I thought I was looking up to the sky, but the title is the nest. duh! It's a bird egg in the center.
I love all the color!

[red]

DOH! My bad. it's acrylic.

[Coffee]

Ya...acrylics makes more sense than water color..that would be a nightmare to do in watercolor.

Hmm...it would be cool to make something like that as a collage out of string and leaves though...hmmm.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by red
THIS
http://www.audreyheffner.net/painting%20page/nestptg.jpg
is beautiful!

Is this Aud's work?! I LOVE this...I want this!! Beautiful!

[Magpie]

Originally posted by malina
nutella is worse than cocaine!

I used to be in this womens group, we would meet, drink wine and eat Nutella out of a huge 'vat' from Costco... I think they put some kind of additive in it that causes you *have* to have more and more.

It was a very secret society that held all the answers about men and the causes of balding ;)

[jaymirror]

When i was a student i lived with seven other girls in a student house. One of us had a friend who liked her very much and used to work at a factory where they produce the chocolate-nut cream for nutella. Once this friend came to visit and brought a 5kg vase of this cream.
We finished it in two days! Heaven should be something like that to be attractive to me!

[red]

Originally posted by Magpie
Is this Aud's work?! I LOVE this...I want this!! Beautiful!

Yes, it is her work. It's so beautiful. I could look at that all the time.

[priceyfatprude]

I just realized my hair looks like Robert Smith's first thing in the morning.

[jaymirror]

Buhaaaaa! I want cookies!!!! :(

[priceyfatprude]

You want cookies w/Nutella on themmmmmmmmm.

[jaymirror]

:) yes yesyesyesyesyessssss!

http://www.mujidesign.com/makromuji/v4/albums/pictures/food/DSC01953.jpg

[Frieda]

whoooaaaahhh freaks and stalkers are after me!!

[jaymirror]

haha! what's the news? you live in amsterdam, don't forget...

[Frieda]

not anymore, hun..

and the stalkers don't live there either..

goin' loco!!

[jaymirror]

huuuuuu!!

:D

[agentsmith]

mmmmmmmmmm im eating chocolate mini meringues. YYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...............

[Red Princess]

must escape. now

[red]

WB

RP!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Red Princess
must escape. now
come here, i offer you food and shelter!

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by Frieda
come here, i offer you food and shelter!

....and chocolate mini meringues!

[zenbabe]

my mom just told me she gets nervous if I am not signed on to the instant messenger for extended periods of time with no prior explanation.....

[Deviate]

haha, net junkie.

[Red Princess]

i escaped the bad place, some people refer to it as a job, you know the regular kind where you have a boss who doesn't let you goof off on the internet all day. icky place. good thing they are paying me a lot of money or i would tell them to stick it. any how i will have to go back there tomorrow and for a while after that until i get the wolves away from the door.... and i am saving up for some new toys for my tree fort.....
i will be around....

[Magpie]

Hey RP good to see you again...was wondering where you have been hiding yourself. Hope things are smoothing out for you girl!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/princess.jpg

[chuckie egg]

I just noticed I say "wooo" a lot. gah

[Magpie]

My Mom told me last night I am to old say, "jeez". :rolleyes:

[Frieda]

hehe magpie.. that reminds me of the time that i heard my grandmother say cvnt.. she was 83 at the time! :D

my ears almost fell off my head, i swear!

[Magpie]

ha! :D

[bealeblues]

i need to take a brief hiatus from constant posting. i have tons of work on my desk and trials coming up next month. here's your advance notice so when dinz gets giddy at the prospect of me drowned in the bayou, you can tell him differently.

i'll be back. i may even peek in from time to time.

[masterofNone]

don't go into the light beale.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i need to take a brief hiatus from constant posting. i have tons of work on my desk and trials coming up next month. here's your advance notice so when dinz gets giddy at the prospect of me drowned in the bayou, you can tell him differently.

i'll be back. i may even peek in from time to time.
be strong, beale! :p

[Magpie]

May the Force be with you Mr. Beale :)

[Red Princess]

is it true that when you work for a boss they get to tell you what to do all day long? i forget.

[zenbabe]

depends on the job

[Hermione]

I'm sooo glad it is fridayyy!

carrot...?

[zenbabe]

you daft hippie!

hehe....I have fresh carrot juice in the fridge...:)

[Frieda]

i will not consume ANY alcohol at all next week!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Frieda
i will not consume ANY alcohol at all next week!

I bet you say that everyday. :D

[AllegroNg]

Ohh.. I shoudl make people call me Angela from now on!!:cool:

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Coffee
I bet you say that everyday. :D
i said it every night this past week :D

no, seriously, last week started out as lucky week (at least that was what i thought) and then it turned into a mix between freak week and out of control week.

mm.

:p

[rapscalious rob]

Originally posted by Frieda
i said it every night this past week :D

no, seriously, last week started out as lucky week (at least that was what i thought) and then it turned into a mix between freak week and out of control week.

mm.

:p

The seas always bring unexpected challenges. And the ship always brings mundane ones- like swabbing the deck and getting parrot poop out of your clothes. That’s the life of a pirate, matey!

[Frieda]

aye, cap'n Rob! let's sail out and leave these landlubbers behind us!

[Coffee]

shiver me timbers mateys...batten down the hatches. Looks like ware in fer a mite stormin.

Yo ho and a bottle of rum.

[Deviate]

i am addicted to the virtual host.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Coffee
shiver me timbers mateys...batten down the hatches. Looks like ware in fer a mite stormin.

Yo ho and a bottle of rum.
you too, coffee?? will you join me for some space pirating in the delta quadrant?

[Frieda]

NO! I DON'T WANT TO GROW A GIANT FREAK PENIS!!



http://www.angelfire.com/dragon/freakypictures/giant.JPG

[malina]

Originally posted by zenbabe
you daft hippie!
LOL :D

[jaymirror]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Some one help me!!!!


:D


Gosh!

[Hermione]

I want to go to london for my senior trip...

[zenbabe]

mmmiiiimmmoooosssaaaassssss.......

[Frieda]

you've got to explain this to me, zen! what the fark are mimosas? i know mimosa as a plant..

[Magpie]

My sex life has hit an all time low.

I am presently blowing (up) Sponge Bob.:rolleyes:

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Magpie
My sex life has hit an all time low.

I am presently blowing (up) Sponge Bob.:rolleyes:
uhh.. :confused:

[Frieda]

i'm going to hell. i really am going to hell.

shit.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Magpie
My sex life has hit an all time low.

I am presently blowing (up) Sponge Bob.:rolleyes:

Didn't I see that scene in the movie "Airplane"?

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Frieda
i'm going to hell. i really am going to hell.

shit.

Frieda! Lay off the Firemen Porn! Just stand up, back slowly away from your computer... :D

PS: Either way, I'm pretty sure you're going to hell anyhow.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Coffee
Didn't I see that scene in the movie "Airplane"?

Fine Coffee, amuse yourself at the expense of my sex life with annoying cartoon characters. Just wait until it happens to you..won't be so funny then big boy!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Magpie
Frieda! Lay off the Firemen Porn! Just stand up, back slowly away from your computer... :D

PS: Either way, I'm pretty sure you're going to hell anyhow.
it's not just firemen, magpie!! shit!!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Magpie
Fine Coffee, amuse yourself...won't be so funny then big boy!

Huh? I regret to point out that...I sleep with cats.
:(

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Coffee
Huh? I regret to point out that...I sleep with cats.
:(

My condolences Coffee. But cats are good, and most girls like cats. Sounds like the Elf thing went over very well (?) any new Wood Nymp prospects? :)

[AllegroNg]

Help Ng!

For the life of me, I can't seem to find the "Am I the Only Person That.. " thread! Donde esta it? +18 cool points for anyone who finds it

[malina]

for ng (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1570&highlight=only+person) :)

[AllegroNg]

Oh god yes. How'd you do it? What's your secret? Whatcha wearin?

[chuckie egg]

This weekend - I disovered - Corona

[dinzdale]

Which one, orange or lemon and lime....better than the cherryade.


Morning diques.

[xfox]

Originally posted by malina
for ng (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1570&highlight=only+person) :)

dear malina! *noting date* it's February.

April is just around the corner. Dreadful weather now but for the phases of moon. When it's more fun to frolic outside, instead of the keyboard...the quality of everything improves, methinks. Been trying to calm down.

[Red Princess]

ha ha ha ha ha ha i was released from employment prison!!!! *dancing around the tree fort*

[xfox]

RP: does that mean you can or can't be employed?

[Red Princess]

it means i am RUNS WITH SCISSORS and should not forget it. it means that i am very very good at what i do and i should stay away from idiots who do not appreciate it, it means that there is always a way to make money that does not ivolve selling out your core values.

[priceyfatprude]

Damn, I think RP & I should go out for drinks since we're in the same boat.

[rapscalious rob]

1 entry found for snarky.

snark·y
Pronunciation Key snärk·ee
adj. Slang snark·i·er, snark·i·est

Irritable or short-tempered; irascible.


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[From dialectal snark, to nag, from snark, snork, to snore, snort, from Dutch and Low German snorken, of imitative origin.]
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snark·i·ly adv.


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[Red Princess]

sure, stop by anytime to the tree fort. i have a refrigetator full of beer, plenty of computers and a very fast internet connection. party on

[priceyfatprude]

After the beers, we should go out. You can have the PTG's since I likes the dorky boys.

I think I'm starting a questions thread about getting fired.

[dinzdale]

Tell your boss you have "Anal Glaucoma"
...you just cant see your arse coming to work today.:)

[Red Princess]

dorky ones? like computer geeks? i know a few of those....

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Red Princess
dorky ones? like computer geeks? i know a few of those.... Yeah baby! Like Nick Burns. Does anyone else remember that SNL skit?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Tell your boss you have "Anal Glaucoma"

does that happen when you stare at someone's butthole long enough?

[dinzdale]

...or this board. :)

[Coffee]

like...we can't see dinzdale's name at top of board...despite the fact that he is posting.

So we have Anal Gluacoma, since we can't see that asshole.

[dinzdale]

:)

[Frieda]

oh hell. work again tomorrow and it makes me so angry. sooo farking angry.

[Audreyvgs]

So you have the anal glaucoma also! You can't decide whether to shite or go blind!

[Magpie]

Aud, you need one of those little sound FX thingies so that you can hit the Rim Shot button after your jokes haha!

;) ~Rimshot~ (http://www.angrypoodle.net/tracy/rimshot.wav)

[Audreyvgs]

So you have the anal glaucoma also! You can't decide whether to shite or go blind!

[Magpie]

This reminds me...these days, elementary school kids are not taught to pronounce the plante Uranus as...YOUR ANUS. They are taught, YER AN IS. Sheesh go ahead, just try and take all the fun out of childhood poo poo jokes why dontcha.

[AllegroNg]

Aw now, they make you pronounce it "urine-is":cool:

[jaymirror]

Before i go back to work i would just like to say

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Magpie]

CALM DOWN Damn it! It's 6:40am here! Sheesh, farking rabbits :rolleyes:

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/bunchop.gif

[dinzdale]

Scientists have found a new moon around Uranus (Yur an us).
It's going to be called Bumhole (Boom Holl Ey).

[Magpie]

Now who needs the portable rimshot :rolleyes:

[Perky Pat]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/colingreenhill/OMG.jpg

i have no idea.

[malina]

OH GOD NO !

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/dollknees.jpg :eek:

[maychorian]

For no particular reason, here is one of my favorite websites. Scroll through the boring top part.

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

[Hermione]

I ' a m s o t i r e d . . . .

must get sleep...

[priceyfatprude]

Beverly Hills Cop is on. I was 10 when this movie came out & if my mom knew I saw it then she'd kill her younger brother. (Who was 14 & babysitting me)

Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer was on every radio station every time we moved (6 times total, from WI to NJ & back, stopping in OH on the way) from 1984-1993. Now when I hear it I smirk.

I need a nap, but am famished. Also, my dishes are going to walk themselves out of here if they don't get done tonight. I also need a shower. *holds nose*

But I got a lead on some jobs & spoke w/both my attorney & unemployment.

Fvck, I just realized I still have the soundtrack for this movie on vinyl. God, I'm old. *cries*

[nycwriters]

CHEESEY POOFS!

EVEN FUNNIER*, this shows up in Google images as one of two for "Cheesey poofs"

http://burnish.net/imgf/rs862.jpg

I guess I spelled it wrong, my bad. Let's see the other spelling:

Whee:

http://www.londonpostcard.co.uk/images/southpark/sp3026.jpg


*you probably have to be British to understand why it's funny. And hey! I'm not British! :D

[chuckie egg]

HA!

[red]

WHERE ARE MY
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!?!

[Magpie]

SHOW ME DA MONEY!!!
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/thinmint.gif

[red]

you taunt me.

[Magpie]

I have an open package of Thin Mints on my desk right now.

[AllegroNg]

OMG it took me a while to figure out what that lumpy black stuff was!!!! Turns out it's NOT a 6-pack!

Gimme somma dat.

[Frieda]

WWWRRRRHHHOOOAOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHH

[maychorian]

sour starburst are good. And I get all I want for free. It's a happy life, despite all evidence to the contrary.

[Red Princess]

i lost my peep, i am so bummed

[Frieda]

i'm sorry RP!


and i should stop taking farking mdma when i have to work!!

[Red Princess]

the lost peep has been found. apparently he was also depressed and threw himself in the trash. i rescued him and he says he is sorry for causing me to worry about him....

poor sad peep

[maychorian]

The trunk of my car won't close anymore. I had to tie it shut with the string from my coat that's supposed to custom fit the waist. I used to adore that car, but it's developing into a love/hate relationship.

[red]

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/12.jpg

[Deviate]

remember when people talked?

[maychorian]

No.

[bealeblues]

outside of IM?

[nycwriters]

I'm currently listening to:

ah! ah! ah! ah! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! ....

... as I clean.

Next up is Heart of Glass

Woo!

*twirls with vaccuum*

[Frieda]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I'm currently listening to:

ah! ah! ah! ah! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive! ....

... as I clean.

Next up is Heart of Glass

Woo!

*twirls with vaccuum*
1. MADONNA
2. QUEEN

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/021004/hukka-hukka-hukka-ch-ch-ch.gif

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images2/billboard.jpg

Thu Feb 12, 2:42 PM ET

This billboard in Dallas on Feb. 2, 2004, is a campaign by Dallas-based nonprofit software company by NetAccountability, a nonprofit software company that aims to help Christians confront the 'secret sin' of pornography. The company is urging men to give their wives a special gift for Valentines -- abstinence from porn. The billboards are scheduled to be displayed on Friday, Feb. 13, 2004, the day before Valentines Day. (AP Photo/Pure Restoration.com/Brandon Cotter/ File)

[Red Princess]

people who torment princesses should watch their back

[bealeblues]

point your ire due north

[Red Princess]

i believe it to be north and slightly west

[bealeblues]

whatever it takes. be sure to hit steroidpark too

[Frieda]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRtictictic

[priceyfatprude]

Manatees are cute.

[Magpie]

So are Beluga Whales..

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images2/beluga.jpg

[Red Princess]

that p[icshure made me think of d*cks

[Aphrodite]

I read that and thought of ducks.....Damn I don't drink...often. lol

[priceyfatprude]

http://members.aol.com/shorestore/manatee.jpg

[chuckie egg]

A person called Yasif Pak just sent me a text message. Apparantly he misses me and wants to know how I am, and what my name is?!

I didn't reply, I think he may be a stalker (WOO)

[lapietra]

Jalapeño bagels rock my butt.

[Magpie]

Just trying out my new wireless mouse. Moves so fast and effortlessly, I lost control of it - slid flew across my desk and across the floor :eek:

BTW, my new mouse is covered in Fine Plastic Corrinthian Leather. Programers are so romantic on Valentines day :rolleyes:

[Frieda]

i love pineapple

[AllegroNg]

Random Randomness:
If you're from Canada (a bunch of you are, but I don't remember who, and it'd be a strange t hing to suggest), do PM or YIM me :kiss:

[Audreyvgs]

I thought it said ducks too.

Gawd what does that say about me? I'm losin my edge!!!!

[Red Princess]

all y'all are fegettin what my momma used to tell me...'consider the source'....tell me now what you think of when you see "d*cks"....

[Aphrodite]

Audrey, does that mean I've lost my edge? lol

RP remember I'd had a little wine. Sweet, cheap American wine with a screw cap. I guess I am lucky I saw ducks and not spiders. Oh wait, I did see them. It was in a different thread. Big Giant Spiders. Maybe I need Detox.

Maybe a sauna will do...
with a glass of wine... hmmm :)

[bealeblues]

i'm a whore. i bought a different brand of vodka yesterday. Six Mandarin.

she's a good fling, but i'm sure i'll keep my first love around....

[malina]

i know you're talking about me, i just know it! :D

[bealeblues]

it's always been you babe. six mandarin hasn't got shit on you.

[malina]

you're just saying that cause rimmie's busy...


and you're drunk... :(

[bealeblues]

i'm not drinking today my love. and i'm not convinced that rimmer's not trapped in your basement....

[malina]

what makes you say that! :eek: i don't even *have* a basement!!! < pulling carpet over trap door with left foot >

[Frieda]

K'S CHOICE: HIDE

watch me, i'm coming closer
i am the mood you're in tonight
pretty poser, perfect armageddon bride
i am a circle, it feels right
i am the one who swallows light
multiplying parasite
perfect features, perfect sight

you who thought you had it all
lost your leaves before the fall
you should have killed me
you should have tried
armageddon bride.. hide.. hide.. hide

watch me, bright but blurry
yet you knew i've always been
in a hurry to contaminate what's clean
drawing whiskers in the sky for fun,
to cover up the sun
as you sting me with your laughter
hide.. hide.. armageddon bride

you who thought you had it all
lost your leaves before the fall
you should have killed me
you should have tried
you better hide
armageddon
you who thought you had it all
lost your leaves before the fall
hide.. hide..

[xfox]

MEMO TO: All Employees
FROM: Personnel
SUBJ: Restroom trip policy

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective February 16, a restroom trip policy (RTP) will be established to provide a consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time and ensure equal treatment for all employees.

Under this policy, a "restroom trip blank" will be established for each employee. The first day for each month, employees will be given a restroom trip credit of 30. Restroom trip credits can be accumulated from month to month.

Currently, the entrances of all restrooms are being equipped with personnel indentification stations and computer linked voice print recognition. During the next two weeks, each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal, one under stress) to Personnel. The voice print recognition stations will be operational, but not restrictive, for the month of February; employees should acquaint themselves with the stations during that period. If an employee's restroom trip blank balance reaches zero, the doors to all restrooms will remain locked for that employee's voice until the first of the following month.

In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped with time paper roll retractors. If the stall is occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. The roll of paper in the stall will retract, the toilet will flush and the door will open.

If you have any questions about the new policy, please ask your supervisor.

We expect your full cooperation about the Restroom Trip Policy.

Thank you.

[Hermione]

soo much homework.. I hate being a senior. My interview for *** university went well... I think I got in.

[priceyfatprude]

You'll be hearing from my attorney as well as my kidney doctor.

Love & kisses,

PFP

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images2/undiead2.jpg http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images2/undiead3.jpg
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images2/undiead1.jpg
History of Mens Underwear Advertising (http://www.vintageskivvies.com)

[Perky Pat]

:D

my munsings give me the confidence to face the busy day ahaead.

[chuckie egg]

I had more ups and downs this weekend than usual

[red]

Where the hell is my BC Powder?

[Frieda]

my neck hurts!

[maychorian]

I'm really sorry that I read that restroom thing while needing to go. I just about wet my pants. The agony!

I'm too empathetic.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
:D

my munsings give me the confidence to face the busy day ahaead.
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images2/briefs.gif

:eek:

[Perky Pat]

those are hanes.

i'm a munsings man myself. munsings for that "roomy" feeling.

[Magpie]

Well Excuuuuuuuuse me Mister Roomy Pants...Ha! "The Gentle Lift that Lasts!"

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images2/undiead4.jpg

[masterofNone]

where the hell is deev?

[xfox]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
You'll be hearing from my attorney as well as my kidney doctor.

Love & kisses,

PFP

*laughs* It's up to u and your urologist.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by masterofNone
where the hell is deev?
...and Rimmer too? Is she busy mooooving? I miss her!

[Frieda]

i miss sleep
i give up

[chuckie egg]

Is it only tuesday???! :(