This is the thread where everyone is random.

[nycwriters]

I miss Zen. :(

I hope she's having a wonderful adventure on her way to AZ though.

[Audreyvgs]

Life without Zen is like a day without sunshine.
Or Burritos.

[bealeblues]

got a job offer monkeys. i might be more absent than i am currently....

[Audreyvgs]

Whoa! I thought the whole Idea of a new job was to enable your ability to get your YIM back at work!!!! Not travel and more money!!!

:confused:






:p

[bealeblues]

oh i'm talking in the interim only.... if i take this job, i'll be relaxed

[chuckie egg]

:)

[Frieda]

o happy day

[Coffee]

Yaaa...congrats

[Frieda]

o coffee day! :)

[maychorian]

Spree dig ida boolah!

[noxxville]

i need new socks

[maychorian]

You can have mine.

They're not much good, though.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Life without Zen is like a night without Burritos.

:confused:

[rapscalious rob]

Hey- you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do. That applies to all you monkeys. I’d rather you be absent but happy & sane than present but pining away and going mad (if you aren’t already ;)).

[Audreyvgs]

a zen-mexican joke....



:D

[rapscalious rob]

funkytuba
Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Life without Zen is like a night without Burritos.

:confused:

Yeah, I don’t get that either. Are you trying to say, Audrey, that zenbabe’s posts were difficult to digest and gave you gas?

[rapscalious rob]

Have you ever noticed that beneath the surface, people look like overweight chickens?

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
:confused:
Yeah, I don’t get that either. Are you trying to say, Audrey, that zenbabe’s posts were difficult to digest and gave you gas?


we really need a [MISQUOTE] tag on here.

;)

That's where I was taking it, RR... I'm in a mean-spirited joke mood today

[Magpie]

Just a general idea of what it all says would be swell :)

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/girls/mire.jpg http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/girls/mire2.jpg

[masterofNone]

the bottom one is probably "renounce," something, "reneg, refute." but jay would know methinks.

[bealeblues]

i'm 99.9% outta here and moving west....

[Frieda]

how far west?

[malina]

i can't read everything.. the bottom part says "i renounce, i fold, i renounce, i refuse"

part of the top says "but you have a mother", "silver plates [ can't read ] poor words"

[Magpie]

Originally posted by malina
i can't read everything.. the bottom part says "i renounce, i fold, i renounce, i refuse"

part of the top says "but you have a mother", "silver plates [ can't read ] poor words"
Ok then, thanks that makes perfect sense now :D

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie
Just a general idea of what it all says would be swell :) "I'm naked & someone wrote all over me w/a black Magic Marker." :confused:


Sorry, my Italian is quite limited to the swears (thanks, Dad), the food (thanks Grandma) & the occasional baby word.

Where ya goin, Beales? Moving closer to your Dodgers?

[Audreyvgs]

What it really says is, I Bounce, I fold, I Bounce, I fold,

It's about doing laundry, duh!











:rolleyes:

[bealeblues]

technically i am moving closer to my dodgers--- i'm moving 50 miles west, right over the swamp.....

can't wait to see their faces tomorrow when i say i'm outtie. i may just say "i'm rick james, bitch"

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
a zen-mexican joke....



:D Now that Zen is back, we can give her Taco Flavored Kisses like Genefer Lopes on South Park!!!!!!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by bealeblues
can't wait to see their faces tomorrow when i say i'm outtie. i may just say "i'm rick james, bitch" Then when you leave you have to wave as you drive off & yell out the window, "I'm rich, beeyotch!" and honk the horn twice.

Congratulations on the new job! :D

http://ilze.org/semio/media/jpgs/absolut.perfection.jpg

http://www.britneyfreak.com/ashley-judd/pictures/ashley-judd22.jpg

[bealeblues]

PFP, i think you move me....


edited to add: *mental note: rent ruby in paradise tomorrow*

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
What it really says is, I Bounce, I fold, I Bounce, I fold,

It's about doing laundry, duh!
OMG AUD!!! You're freakin me out again...I thought and almost posted the same thing ha!











:rolleyes:

[chuckie egg]

This flavour of yoghurt always reminds me a little of vomit

nice

[maychorian]

Snow cones make me happy.

[red]

the egg means business
http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/theeggmeansbusiness.gif

[daverbee]

How could I have built those doors too damn big?????

[Audreyvgs]

Ha! Sounds like my husband!

[Frieda]

choco cookies

[bealeblues]

it's official people. i took the job. in 2 weeks, i'll be a confederate cajun....

[nycwriters]

http://www.bclions.com/gallery/photos/16/1034374604.jpg






Congrats Beale! Yay you!

[priceyfatprude]

My tummy is empty. I am craving Denny's.

[Magpie]

I'll be over in 10 mins...throw your coat over your pjs... ;)
Meat Lover's Skillet Diced ham, bacon and sausage over seasoned country-fried potatoes. Topped with shredded Cheddar and two eggs* any style

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/girls/skillet.gif

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie
I'll be over in 10 mins...throw your coat over your pjs... ;)
Meat Lover's Skillet Diced ham, bacon and sausage over seasoned country-fried potatoes. Topped with shredded Cheddar and two eggs* any style

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/girls/skillet.gif Holy crap, I love you. *puts on slippers*

Chicken Fried Steak & eggs (scrambled) w/hash browns, covered & smothered in fried onions & cheese. Pancakes butter & syrup on the side. Chocolate milk to drink.

http://www.villageinnrestaurants.com/images/restaurants/menu_photos/eggs_chickenfriedsteak.jpg

[daverbee]

No time for posting, gotta get to work now. But then...this is a post so I guess there is time for posting, but I don't have *time* for posting so...Oh, it's just so confusing!

[Frieda]

blog!

[Audreyvgs]

Im too cold to paint outside. Too much crap in my studio to paint inside.
kitchen is crowded. Need nap.

[daverbee]

Good idea! Think I'll catch some zzzz's, too.

[rapscalious rob]

I was watching the Chappel show last week, and he had this skit which he concluded by saying “People of the world, my message to you is this… Wherever you’re from, whatever instrument you play, keep on dancin’.”
It made me think of Ze. Speaking of which…

Ze’s birthday is coming up! Whatever shall we do?

[bealeblues]

i think some monkeys ought to join stalkers anonymous for ze's birthday

[rapscalious rob]

You mean that tiny, itty bitty fraction of monkeys that haven’t already?

[bealeblues]

doesn't look like it's working for some. maybe an increase in the meds might help....

[rapscalious rob]

beale
doesn't look like it's working for some. maybe an increase in the meds might help....

Have you ever tried administering pills to a stubborn monkey? You’re liable to lose a finger.

[Dark Chocolate]

Margaret is pretty.

[red]

Come Along With Me by Titiyo is my new favorite song of the moment.

Damn you HBO

[Magpie]

If if hear that song "I believe in a thing called love" by The Darkness one more time I *will* track that guy down...
Actually, I'm working on a pretty good imitation of him :rolleyes:
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/boys/darkness.jpg

[rapscalious rob]

Who in the world is “Abnormal Donkey?”

:D

[Deviate]

i'm sad. politics are scary.

[AllegroNg]

your mom?

Edit: My apologies. I was answering the donkey question.

[zenbabe]

What the fark would a British version of Fight Club be? Two really pale guys calling each other wankers and throwing teabags around?

[rmr]

hahahaha............i know, i'd love to see dinz and perky duke it out!!!!

[ambo]

i'm feeling so well you know tonight

[Frieda]

i have a severe mental problem with my mother bringing me food that she knows i can't eat because of my lactose intolerance.

[Deviate]

that's cruel Frieday. just cruel.

[Frieda]

what is? am i cruel?

[Hermione]

my jaw is locking.. i hate TMJ

[nycwriters]

Doing some admin editing and came across this that made me laugh REALLY hard ... egad:

MARRIAGE CLASS, Manhattan — “The Ethics of Complaint; or, Do a Wife’s Objections Make Her Proud?”. Aesthetic Realism Foundation, Greene St., at 11 a.m. Open to all women. Fee: $8.

I wonder how many will be lining up?

[zenbabe]

hahahahahhahahhaa!

Peg, you gotta go and write up a follow up!!!!

[Frieda]

hell i need a web server for all these farking movies!

[bealeblues]

it was 72 degrees here today

[Frieda]

i'm hungry

[Coffee]

I need to roast more coffee...gads i'm going through the stuff fast.

Im using like a 1/2 lb every two days now...farking Espresso machine.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by bealeblues
it was 72 degrees here today
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/boys/cat_angry.jpg

[Audreyvgs]

That Cold!??!!!?!?!?!!!!!

[xfox]

Hooky on Monday? I don't think so... Vacation? a spa, yes! Think I'll start dreaming now.

[daverbee]

Another blood test, another bruise on my arm. Now I know what a pinchushion feels like.

[chuckie egg]

Does red wine go with fajitas? :confused:

[bealeblues]

it's carnival time monkeys--- Louisiana is shut down tomorrow for mardi gras....

so tip your glass, and remember that while y'all are working, i'll be partying with these people:

http://radio.weblogs.com/0116791/images/2003/03/24/mardi%20gras%204.jpg

[Magpie]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Does red wine go with fajitas? :confused:
Damn I'm good...even at 7am (here) ;)

http://atlanta.creativeloafing.com/2002-05-01/corkscrew.html

[Audreyvgs]

If you're researching wine with food at 7 am, You're Anal! Snap out of it!!!!

[Magpie]

Shite, I was drinking it at 6:30a.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Magpie
Shite, I was drinking it at 6:30a.
only do this when you're still awake!

[red]

THE PIXIES ARE COMING!
THE PIXIES ARE COMING!
THE PIXIES ARE COMING!

[Red Princess]

she is right, and here they are
http://www.fionabroome.com/fae/tarr-pixies.jpg

[dinzdale]

RP, I had you pegged more a a goblin......

[Red Princess]

lick me, it is not supposed to be a self portrait

[Red Princess]

ps. you WISH you pegged me.

[dinzdale]

I just thought that goblin' was more your style.

Touchy....:)

[Red Princess]

as our best mate beale would say "that's a true statement"

you can still lick me

[Perky Pat]

goblin teasmade. :) there's a good joke concerning a hotel room. you can guess the punchline.

[dinzdale]

OOOOOOhhhhhh.....
I get it NOW :rolleyes:


After all those incidents when they asked if I wanted a "Goblin Teasmaid" and I would say....."Wouldnt say no to a morning reach-around" and then Security would come and I would get hurt......DUH!

[nycwriters]

D's going down to CBS at 6 pm for a symposium on "men's issues" ... he could likely wind up on the Jack and Ali show (I think it's CBS's attempt to rival Regis ... but looking it up online, eh, it looks, uh ... well .... it's at 9 am each day anyhow, never heard of it before).

I'm having horrific visions of him getting on the show and saying something outrageous.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
D's going down to CBS at 6 pm for a symposium on "men's issues" ... he could likely wind up on the Jack and Ali show (I think it's CBS's attempt to rival Regis ... but looking it up online, eh, it looks, uh ... well .... it's at 9 am each day anyhow, never heard of it before).

I'm having horrific visions of him getting on the show and saying something outrageous. Ali = Mrs George Snuffleupagus.

Wish I could say we get that show here in Beertown, but I dunno.

[dinzdale]

Dont forget
"Straight plan for the gay man" on Comedy Central tonight 9 CST.

[bealeblues]

mardi gras mambeaux boys and girls... beale's at home today....

[malina]

you got time for a quickie ?

[bealeblues]

i have all the time you need my love....

[dinzdale]

....as long as you have low expectations, a can of disinfectant, a towel, some breath mints and a sturdy immune system.

[bealeblues]

*yawn*

that's nice

[dinzdale]

Just helping a poor girl understand what you really meant.

Hey, Barry looked good arriving for spring training didnt he?

[bealeblues]

yeah, he was his arrogant, jackass self as usual

reminded me a bit of you, without the talent and skill to back it up....

[dinzdale]

...oh, he has talent and skill. Dont be so harsh on him.

[bealeblues]

well good to see your myopia is a virile as ever--- too bad you don't have the virility where it really matters....


edited to add: they have that bonds fvcker on my sportscenter right now. *change channel*

[dinzdale]

You ARE all warm and fuzzy this morning.:)

[bealeblues]

it's mardi gras mate-- it's all good....

[Frieda]

it's a fvcking boat!! :eek:

[daverbee]

Laissez les bon temps roulez!

[nycwriters]

This job is killing me.

[zenbabe]

Holy Monkey!

[laughingbuddha]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laughingbuddha]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laughingbuddha]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[laughingbuddha]

yes that does help!

[Frieda]

MY ORDER HAS SHIPPED

wooooo hooooooo!! :D

[maychorian]

Erin go braugh!

no, i am not irish.

[priceyfatprude]

Ned and Stacey is one of the best shows everrrrrrrrr. God I need a life.

[Hermione]

well.. I have decided that I want to major in Criminology or Poli Sci.. and minor in statistics..

[rapscalious rob]

statistics, eh? you brainiac, you.

[Audreyvgs]

Ned and Stacey was one of the least appreciated shows ever!!!!!!I loved that show!!!

You must have a life in order to know that!!!!!

[nycwriters]

I just had the best class ... ever!

[laughingbuddha]

Beckham 23 and you support chelsea??!!

Originally posted by surbhi
well.. I have decided that I want to major in Criminology or Poli Sci.. and minor in statistics..

[chuckie egg]

HA!

[noxxville]

I think we all need to wear more hats. Fancy ones.

[dinzdale]

Freddy......you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

[laughingbuddha]

does the mind have doors?

[zenbabe]

I HATE PACKING!!:(

[noxxville]

I think I'm going to invent "No-Way Glass". It's kind of like one-way glass except the people on both sides will think they're being watched.

[chuckie egg]

I had a REALLY weird day today....

[Magpie]

Hey Beale? Can you check and see if there's a law requiring Social Security to ANSWER THE FRIGGIN PHONE after oh say...

300 REDIALS??!!!

[bealeblues]

mags, you know that federal agencies don't actually do work... like there's even an office on the other end of that number.

you're such a nice, naive kid....

[Magpie]

You must be mistaken Beale... the letter from them says they "will help me find the information" and if I "have any questions about my claim they'll BE GLAD TO HELP ME"!

The letter also states, that "Most queestions can be answered over the phone..." Do you think that misspelling is a secret loophole in the Federal Fvcking Laws of Governmental Phone Answering Etiquette? :eek:

[Deviate]

it's cold, i'm tired and i'm grumpy.

[bealeblues]

what a sweet kid. believes everything she reads.

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.rpi.edu/~fredem/pics/grumpy.jpg

Cheer up, Dev.

[Deviate]

unemployed again. sh*t.

[masterofNone]

clearly there is some underlying physical law at work here that only allows a set number of monkeys to be employed on any given day. when one gets a part time job, another must get their hours cut back.

[priceyfatprude]

That law sucks, we need to change it.

[Deviate]

seriously. i think i'm going to have a breakdown.

[nycwriters]

http://www.toolbox.com/heartland_pumpkin_small.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
http://www.toolbox.com/heartland_pumpkin_small.jpg Awwwwwwwwww!

*heart grows 3 sizes*

I miss this so much! Have a glass for me tonight!

[Hermione]

Originally posted by Deviate
seriously. i think i'm going to have a breakdown.

nooo.. don't have one. We love youuu!! Everything will be okay soon.. just take some time this weekend and relax. or.. you could have one of those 5 mins cries.. man.. those are sooo good.. after you are done crying.. you feel soo much better. I usually eat something after that and go bake in my bed for about a day... wow.. I just rambled on...

back to the point----> everything will be alright.. well.. I hope it will.. =)

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I HATE PACKING!!:(

I have moved so many times I am a pro. Use the dresser drawers as boxes and use your sheets and towels instead of newspaper or other packing material. Your blankets will keep your furniture from bumping together in the truck. Be sure to tape any shelves in the fridge together and any glass racks in there should be packed in some dresser drawers too. The last things to pack are the things you need daily. There should be two boxes that go with you in your vehicle where you can get them out first. The coffee maker should be in one along with all the coffee stuff you'll need. This wonderful machine can make hot enough water for instant potatoes or instant soup. just be sure to have spoons and big mugs. The second box needs to have TP, shampoo, a light bulb, a towel, the telephone, a pair of jammies and a pillow. I have lots of tips like those. Hope they helped.

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.pertplus.com/products/nav/fresh_new_big.gif

[Deviate]

Originally posted by surbhi
nooo.. don't have one. We love youuu!! Everything will be okay soon.. just take some time this weekend and relax. or.. you could have one of those 5 mins cries..

thanks Surbhi, i appreciate the kind words. probably not going to do the cry thing, or the sleep all day thing. instead i'm looking for a job today. got to hit the ground running.

[dalang]

Originally posted by masterofNone
clearly there is some underlying physical law at work here that only allows a set number of monkeys to be employed on any given day. when one gets a part time job, another must get their hours cut back.

how 'bout this... I gave up the part-time job on the count of it would cost more to have than it would made for me.

I'm gonna move up north where the job market is moving better, and there's more water than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of good time.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
http://www.pertplus.com/products/nav/fresh_new_big.gif hahahahahahahaha. Dude. You never should've told me.

Bouncin & behavin!

[nycwriters]

What do you guys think of this?

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid105/pe3c96e02f476f38c9f010583ac336614/f97f62da.jpg

The living room.



http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid105/p94046dee9cb717e61cdf0df4c8ba51ea/f97f62d9.jpg

I think this bathroom has potential for really freaking me out if I ever come home drunk.

The bedroom is off to the right of the bathroom.


It's FOUR blocks from my work, $100 knocked off the rent ($200 cheaper than I'm paying now), electric is included (so free airconditioning in the summer, one less bill to pay)! And is in a really funky neighborhood (at least I think so)!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by nycwriters
What do you guys think of this?

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid105/pe3c96e02f476f38c9f010583ac336614/f97f62da.jpg

The living room.





I think you need some holographic wallpaper in the living room, right now it clashes with the bathroom.

[Frieda]

oh fark i what the fark
i mean
where di tht at army baret come from
ijdsf
dfea
yeah
nice

[bealeblues]

prolly
the same fvckin
place
the fvcking
six came
from

[Hermione]

I still need to buy The Da Vinci Code..

[agentsmith]

my friend's reading that. what the hell is it about?

[zenbabe]

i gotta read that too!!

[Hermione]

Originally posted by agentsmith
my friend's reading that. what the hell is it about?

A murder in the silent after-hour halls of the Louvre museum reveals a sinister plot to uncover a secret that has been protected by a clandestine society since the days of Christ. The victim is a high-ranking agent of this ancient society who, in the moments before his death, manages to leave gruesome clues at the scene that only his granddaughter, noted cryptographer Sophie Neveu, and Robert Langdon, a famed symbologist, can untangle. The duo become both suspects and detectives searching for not only Neveu's grandfather's murderer but also the stunning secret of the ages he was charged to protect. Mere steps ahead of the authorities and the deadly competition, the mystery leads Neveu and Langdon on a breathless flight through France, England, and history itself.
- from AMAZON.COM

[Deviate]

i'm so ****ing exhausted. why am i not sleeping?

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by surbhi
A murder in the silent after-hour halls of the Louvre museum reveals a sinister plot to uncover a secret that has been protected by a clandestine society since the days of Christ. The victim is a high-ranking agent of this ancient society who, in the moments before his death, manages to leave gruesome clues at the scene that only his granddaughter, noted cryptographer Sophie Neveu, and Robert Langdon, a famed symbologist, can untangle. The duo become both suspects and detectives searching for not only Neveu's grandfather's murderer but also the stunning secret of the ages he was charged to protect. Mere steps ahead of the authorities and the deadly competition, the mystery leads Neveu and Langdon on a breathless flight through France, England, and history itself.
- from AMAZON.COM

hey, cool

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
What do you guys think of this? I think I can't wait to see it!!!! :D :D :D :D :D I also think I want to see what the kitchen looks like.

Do you get to take the big mirror from your current bathroom w/you?

[Frieda]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cheese sticks

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I think I can't wait to see it!!!! :D :D :D :D :D I also think I want to see what the kitchen looks like.

Do you get to take the big mirror from your current bathroom w/you?

The mirror is mine, so yup! :) And the kitchen is small ... you'd frown.

I HATE waitinggggggggg though .... I wish they'd call already and let me know if it's yea or nay. I guess I'll know tomorrow.

*kicks dirt*

And Coffee, I'll consider the 3-D!

[Frieda]

phooey

i wish i had a better car.. my poor strawberry.. :(

[nycwriters]

Poweraide is not too bad ... *slurp*

[zenbabe]

I am going to take my thrashed bike and camping tent and leave it down at the gas station with a sign that says "BayPark property and transportation~~Great view/light and airy, sleeps 5 comfortably...I might even throw in a pair of flow ho's to make the package complete.....

[Frieda]

farking 295 euros!! :(

[nycwriters]

It's MINE! WHEE!

[Frieda]

congrats! :)

[nycwriters]

Thank you sweets!

Now what's 295 euros?

[Frieda]

getting my car fixed

[nycwriters]

Oh man, suckage. I'm sorry.

Any other options? Do you need the car?

[Frieda]

yes i need the car.. public transport is twice as expensive.

if it doesn't break down again of course..

[nycwriters]

Damn, I'm sorry.

Here's a new (virtual) car for you:

http://www.bmwusa.com/nr/rdonlyres/ed552de2-bf79-47b8-bf01-7cb9f5d72dd9/0/v_o_z4_2.jpg

[zenbabe]

those are really fun to drive!!!!;)

[Frieda]

hmmmmmmmmm nice to dream about :)

[maychorian]

Beelzebub ate my sherbet.

[zenbabe]

I just walked down to the gas station and someone took my bike and tent that I left...hahahhahaa!!

I just saw a bumper sticker that said "Vagina's are WAY COOL"

HAHAHHAHAHA!!

[Deviate]

someone took your bike? did you want this to happen?

i have been feeling sick for days. job hunting has not helped.

[zenbabe]

yeah, I took a bike and a camping tent down there and left it with a sign on it...prime Bay Park real estate!FREE

awww, sorry you dont feel good dev, get better soon!! I am gonna be job hunting soon too!! In a state I don't know!:eek:

[Deviate]

i'd be better if i knew what it was that was making me sick. and i HATE job hunting, especially on dirty dark days like today. all i want to do is nap and watch movies...

good luck, Zen, i'll be thinking of you while i toss out my resumes...

[zenbabe]

I feel really bad, please tell me they didnt fire you because you were watching Ellen!!!!

And I am glad you are thinking of me when tossing resume's and not when you are tossing ........oh never mind.....

back to packing...

[Deviate]

hahaha! no.

they fired me because they're pricks. basically he told me that i'm a great bartender, that i always show up, never call in, am never late, reliable, but i'm fired because i sat at a table to cut lemons and limes at the end of the night.

and i'm sure it has NOTHING to do with my disagreement with blonde hussy that is blowing the owner. and that the owner is the manager's dad. (and my only disagreement with her is that she never does her job.)

[zenbabe]

nepotism sucks...

Bitchezz!!!:mad:

[Deviate]

yeah, she's a ho. but i rest easy knowing she'll be knocked up by a 70-year old man or contract some horrible strain of STD before she's 25. yay karma.

[zenbabe]

70 year old cock! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwww

[priceyfatprude]

I can't stop watching the Discovery Health channel.

We saw a guy lose his man-boobies, then a woman got reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy (she went to DD, Dinz), now this woman's getting a nose job and chin implant.

I can't help but be fascinated w/this. I'm not sure why. :(

[Hermione]

everyone has gotten news from universities except for me.. =( I know it is only the 1st.. but still..:(

[Frieda]

i have to find a farking hotel room :eek:

[Perkina]

Originally posted by Frieda
i have to find a farking hotel room :eek:

there's a nice one just down there on the right auntie frieda - it's no. 237:)


http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/shining/foto/danny03.jpg

[Frieda]

you know perkina.. where i'm going is where your mother used to live a long time ago..

i think room no 237 will fit into my life perfectly! :)

[rapscalious rob]

This made me think of catbelly:
http://www.merchandiseusa.com/images/uv1501019.jpg

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Perkina
there's a nice one just down there on the right auntie frieda - it's no. 237:)


http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/shining/foto/danny03.jpg


Oh you're a notty girl!

Frieda, that image is from the movie The Shining .... click (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081505/)

[Frieda]

yeah that's why i said it would fit right into my life..

(i know my kubricks :))

[nycwriters]

Ah silly me ... of course you would! :)

[Frieda]

i have the special boxed kubrick set

WEEEEEEEEE!

and YOU, nyc, should post more pics of that house thing!

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Frieda
and YOU, nyc, should post more pics of that house thing!

OKIE! :)

This is my new home ... it's four blocks to my office, electric is included (never pay an electric bill again -- which has been averaging lately about $75 a month during the winter and $130 a month during the summer) and I got them to knock $100 off the rent. I move in this month ... but that means I'm carrying the cost of two apartments for the month of March (means me = poorhouse).

Clickeroo (http://www.whoopsitsgone.com)

Ignore the fact that they got the address wrong for the apartment and that the bedroom is realllly tiny ... for Manhattan it's a good size and a great deal.

Whee!!

*does dance of joy*

[Frieda]

wow looks very nice! small but nice, and i dig that bathroom :D

[nycwriters]

Yeah imagine going in there drunk or ... well .... imagine going in there drunk! :D

[Frieda]

imagine going in there on LSD! :p

[nycwriters]

never tried that in my college days ... I had friends say I was hyper enough and to never try it! :p

[Frieda]

very wise..
you will be so fascinated with your bathroom tiles that you won't make it to the toilet in time.. :p

i like that rough wall by the way!

[Aphrodite]

Wow.
I agree it is small but perfect for a family of one. I love the brick walls.

Do the fireplaces work? If not they have such realistic inserts now you can barely tell.

The bathroom..well I would have long white curtains on the window and the tub. And a big black fluffy mat on the floor.

I think it's great!

Enjoy

[Red Princess]

oh its a hot one
like seven inches from the gripper edge
i hear you whispering the words that melt everyone
but you stay so cool
my graphic quita
my kerning leading mona lisa
you're my reason for ripping
so step in my que
and if you said this file aint good enough
i would give my world to print you up
i would change my files to better suit your mood
cause you're so smooth
just like emulsion
under the moon
same as the the emulsion i get from you
give me your fonts make it rip
or forget about it

[Frieda]

:D

smooth (prepress mix)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ignore the fact that they got the address wrong for the apartment *ignores*

I've still got your old one, so look for a Care Package from Milwaukee soon to sustain you thru the tight month. (No ramen, I promise)

[nycwriters]

Awww, you are such a sweetheart. I loves ya.

Oh and thanks Aphrodite (and Frieda) ... I really am in love with the place. :)

[Red Princess]

i also like the red brick wall, very warm. the bathroom is a bit frantic, i would not put any more black or white in there. i would use red or blue to draw attantion away from all the little squares/.

[Red Princess]

btw, the next person that crashes my RIP with their crappy file will die a very nasty ugly death

[Aphrodite]

RP how does one crash a RIP? I'd hate to inadvertantly cause my own nasty demise.

[Red Princess]

do not use damaged fonts, do not excessively resize placed images, do not use images with excessive resolution, do not use RGB images, no jpgs, warn me if you use duotones, if in doubt ask your friendlt service bureau but keep in mind the first rule of design for print: do not annoy said service bureau

[Aphrodite]

ha ha. Ok. I think I am safe.

thanks.

[rapscalious rob]

Very nice. Congrads, Peg :D.

[nycwriters]

Thanks m'dear! :)

Anyone see this (http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-rosie27.html) headline? I can't believe they let this run!

[masterofNone]

fantastic.

[zenbabe]

fark bush!

I can't stop sneezing!!

[laughingbuddha]

bless you!

[Audreyvgs]

Slams Bush! hahahahahaha is that like Bumpin Uglies?

[Hermione]

Anyone heard from moel? he hasn't posted in a lonnggg time..

[masterofNone]

nor fodder.

[AllegroNg]

Wait.. isn't Coffee Moel? And Dark Chocolate Fodder?? No?

[chuckie egg]

nooooo...??

nor jaymirror

[agentsmith]

oooooooh guess what? i bought the velvet goldmine soundtrack!

baby's on fire
better throw her in the water
look at her laughing
like a heifer to the slaughter

photographers snipsnap
take your time shes only burning
this kind of experiance
is neccissary for the learning

baby's on fire
and the instruments all agree that
her temperature's rising
but any idiot would know that

[bealeblues]

i'm in my last hour of my job here. off tomorrow, new place on monday

[Perky Pat]

it's always a strange feeling, leaving a job behind.

good luck with the new one!

[Aphrodite]

Good luck Beales. Just remember it's your last day. You can say what you want to whomever you wish at work. :D

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
You can say what you want to whomever you wish at work. :D He's Rick James, bitch!

[Aphrodite]

I just want to clarify and identify....

Is he Rick James and I the bitch?

That would mean

He dresses badly and I must correct you
...that would be BITCH GODDESS.

Or

is he the bitch of Rick James?

which would mean

He's a Supa Freak.

Either way it's funny.

[priceyfatprude]

I am not calling you a bitch. Yes, beale is a supa freak!

and...

and...

http://images.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/cg02242004/nud0.jpg

[bealeblues]

to clarify:

i am rick james

mighty aphrodite would have to be the hot bitch whose face i licked at studio 54. i told her to enjoy herself. smokin'

and thanks for the words monkeys-- i'll be online tomorrow from home and back on yahoo/aol on monday to play....

remember:

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH

[Aphrodite]

http://www.wayno.com/caricature/rickj.gif


I'd still have held your hair. LOL

[masterofNone]

"you make a lot of money, you smoke a lot of crack, sooner or later you gonna end up with a bitch tied up in your closet"
ice T on rick james

[bealeblues]

*making mental note*

[priceyfatprude]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

[bealeblues]

see i never did things just to do them, come on, i have a little more sense than that.... yeah, i remember tying that bitch up in my closet,.....

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i remember tying my mother up in my closet,.....

That's nice.

[priceyfatprude]

If my mother calls me ONE MORE TIME today I'm going to beat the ****ing shit out of her.

Yes, I am going to hell.

But there is no reason for 10 phone calls in one day. NONE.

I can't turn the ringer off b/c it might be a job calling for me.

The scene: between 1:30-2pm ala Casa de PFP

Me: Well, do you want to walk around the river @ 3?

Mom: BUT I'LL MISS DR PHIL!!!!!

Me: I think you can go one day w/o watching that pompous windbag.

Mom: I'd tape it, but I don't want to tape over something your dad hasn't watched yet.

Me: *sigh* So is this a yes or no for the walk?

Mom: No


4pm, after Dr ****ing Phil, the phone rings

Mom: How about that walk now, then we can drop your car off @ the shop?

Me: NOW?!!?!?!?!??! R's coming for dinner, I've got stuff to do!

Mom: blah blah blah blahdy blah blah blah


O

M

Gah!

[funkytuba]

I just got to watch Bush leave a fundraiser at the convention center attached to my office building. We all gathered in our CEOs office and watched as about a dozen motorcycles and cop cars, two dozen SUVs, two limos, nearly 50 15-passenger vans, and an ambulance drove past the window.

Your tax dollars at work, my fellow 'merkins.

[nycwriters]

http://www.thefunnypage.com/cat/yum.jpg





* this is not social commentary to any of the above posts. I just found the image funny and had to share. :)

[Dark Chocolate]

I’m fodder for your appetite, but I don’t live in Texas.

Originally posted by AllegroNg
Wait.. isn't Coffee Moel? And Dark Chocolate Fodder?? No?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by AllegroNg
Wait.. isn't Coffee Moel? And Dark Chocolate Fodder?? No?

nope...the lights are on in my office...I can't be Moel.
:D

Ok..so its guess who is who time huh?

Dark Chocolate is PfP
PfP is NYC
NYC is Ze
Ze is Fodder
Fodder is Agent Smith
Agent Smith is Zenbabe
Zenbabe is Aphrodite
Aphrodite is Magpie
Magpie is Dinzdale
Dinzdale is Bealeblues
Bealeblues is Malina
Malina is PerkyPat.
Perkina is also Perky Pat.
Perky Pat is RuneT
RuneT is Dominic Mason
Dominic Mason is Coffee
Coffee is Catbelly
Catbelly is AllegroNg
AllegroNg is Deviate
Deviate is masterofNone
masterofNone is Lady Crow
Lady Crow is Lapietra
Lapietra is Dark Chocolate
Dark Chocolate is ... Back to the top

There is only one of us.
We are all Ze.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Coffee
PfP is NYC
NYC is Ze


Ha! The first one made me chuckle because I could have sworn one person here was going to point that finger at one time, which is silly. PFP is much nicer than I am.

And the second one ... Jay, when she first got on the board, sent me a PM saying she believed I was Ze. I tried to convince her otherwise because I think that idea is kind of insulting to Ze, but she was not swayed. It was cute.

Speaking of which, where is she? I miss her posts.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ha! The first one made me chuckle because I could have sworn one person here was going to point that finger at one time, which is silly. PFP is much nicer than I am. Not today I am not. :mad:

Not seeing Mom today. It's better for everyone that way.

[rapscalious rob]

Coffee blurted:
There is only one of us.
We are all Ze.

That’s supposed to be classified information. Dammit.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by Coffee
nope...the lights are on in my office...I can't be Moel.
:D

Ok..so its guess who is who time huh?

Dark Chocolate is PfP
PfP is NYC
NYC is Ze
Ze is Fodder
Fodder is Agent Smith
Agent Smith is Zenbabe
Zenbabe is Aphrodite
Aphrodite is Magpie
Magpie is Dinzdale
Dinzdale is Bealeblues
Bealeblues is Malina
Malina is PerkyPat.
Perkina is also Perky Pat.
Perky Pat is RuneT
RuneT is Dominic Mason
Dominic Mason is Coffee
Coffee is Catbelly
Catbelly is AllegroNg
AllegroNg is Deviate
Deviate is masterofNone
masterofNone is Lady Crow
Lady Crow is Lapietra
Lapietra is Dark Chocolate
Dark Chocolate is ... Back to the top

There is only one of us.
We are all Ze.

i am not ze. apparently i am no one

[Audreyvgs]

We are not no one, we are distinctly ourselves, wouldn't you say?


PFP, any time not spent talking to my mother appears to me to be time well spent. I don't mind wasting my time, but she has the most annoying way of wasting my time for me. It sounds harsh, and yes, I will miss her at some point, but damn! DAMN! (But I have turned over a new leaf, treating her very well and conceding any and all points to her, as the family felt I was harsh, and they explained the word "diplomacy" to me....it was a totally new subject to consider, and I took it well, as she is getting old and the same old banter doesnt seem to sit well with her anymore.)


NYC- Bitchin cool new Av.

[rapscalious rob]

There are parts of the chain that are too secret to be mentioned, RP. For example, if it were revealed who God is, who knows what might happen? And heaven forbid anyone find out who jesustitties really is. The consequences could be disasterous.

Edited to add: also, the few of us who know all of Frieda’s alter egos are bound to secrecy by threat of death by carniverous fruit. You and I are similarly secret.

[Red Princess]

it isn't the carniverous fruit i worry aout it is that damn giant spider. eeeeeewwwwww!!!
i am a great keeper of secrets, i will not reveal the hidden source code nor the hacked IP's. JT's identity is no mystery nor is HIS IP, it was a leak of monumetal proportions, it pays to pay attention....

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Red Princess
i will not reveal the hidden source code nor the hacked IP's.

Yeah see, I'm not all that comfortable with the idea that you hack into computers via IPs you've discovered here. It's a little creepy.

[bealeblues]

well while it may not be a mystery to everyone else, if JT is actually an old monkey in a new monkey suit, it's news to me.

but WTF do i care, i'm rick james, bitch.

[nycwriters]

Yeah but would you be comfortable with someone hacking into your computer, reading all of your personal files and looking at your personal photos -- all potentially without you knowing?

Would you care then?

Oh and to be clear, I'm not JT, but I have been hacked into (I'm not suggesting RP did it, but the traceroute of the hack proved interesting).

[Red Princess]

did i say I hacked into any computers? no, that would just be wrong. but look on your menu bar for 'page source' if you know any HTML it can be vary revealing. Especially when people post pictures.

[bealeblues]

pretty hard for me to be JT when i'm rick james

bitch

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Red Princess
did i say I hacked into any computers? no, that would just be wrong. but look on your menu bar for 'page source' if you know any HTML it can be vary revealing. Especially when people post pictures.

Uhhh

Originally posted by Red Princess
it isn't the carniverous fruit i worry aout it is that damn giant spider. eeeeeewwwwww!!!
i am a great keeper of secrets, i will not reveal the hidden source code nor the hacked IP's. JT's identity is no mystery nor is HIS IP, it was a leak of monumetal proportions, it pays to pay attention....

Why say hacked then?

[Red Princess]

oh piss off, i am not going to do this with you. take a valium and go to bed

[nycwriters]

There's a nice princess. Dug herself a hole and resorts to slinging mud. Careful you don't get any on your ballgown.

Whoops, too late.

Bottom line Elizabeth, I know you've been hacking for a while now and I think it stinks. God knows who's computers you've gone into after finding IPs here. I think it's a rotten thing to do. It's an invasion of privacy. Much like you dislike your real name being used ...