This is the thread where everyone is random.

[malina]

could personal issues be dealt with in private? ( please )

this tone is not pleasant for all of us ...

[Red Princess]

i never hacked into anyone's computer and YOU are the one that posted the link for NeoTrace, not me.

[nycwriters]

Whatever RP. I use it to trace hackers. Period. It doesn't have the capability to find IPs on zefrank -- that requires legitimate hacking software which you've very freely posted about having and using, on this site.

Malina, this affects everyone.

[malina]

i think we can all speak and think for ourselves

[Coffee]

Ok...now I'm thinkin

NYC is RP
and is very cleverly hiding the fact by arguing with herself...hahahah.

Just kidding...trying to lighten tension ladies.

Hey...get out of my hard drive RP!!!
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.
.
...
..........

[Coffee]

shut up Coffee.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by malina
i think we can all speak and think for ourselves

Sure. But the above quote suggests you are speaking for everyone.

And I'm speaking for myself and anyone else who might be interested. If it doesn't interest you, don't read it.

I'm saying that people may be unaware that their machines have been hacked into. And unless their machines are completely sanitary from anything personal ... well ... consider how comfortable you'd feel having a stranger view it.

[malina]

serenity now!

[Red Princess]

let me reiterate, i have never and would never hack into anyone's computer and have never and would never hack into Ze's server. NYC is just doing what she does.

[nycwriters]

Good answer! I always love your little barbs. They're so fresh. :)

[catbelly]

I know I would be uncomfortable with a hack, and I'd also be uncomfortable if anyone decided to use my RL name on the boards ... so those of you who know, please be considerate of my delicate feelings :)

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by catbelly
I know I would be uncomfortable with a hack, and I'd also be uncomfortable if anyone decided to use my RL name on the boards ... so those of you who know, please be considerate of my delicate feelings :)

then i advise you to be careful who you tell

[catbelly]

Ah, it's out there, I know.

[masterofNone]

tarnation.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Red Princess
let me reiterate, i have never and would never hack into anyone's computer and have never and would never hack into Ze's server. NYC is just doing what she does.

Then please explain this written by you, not 15 minutes ago:

Originally posted by Red Princess
i am a great keeper of secrets, i will not reveal the hidden source code nor the hacked IP's. JT's identity is no mystery nor is HIS IP, it was a leak of monumetal proportions, it pays to pay attention....

What exactly did you mean by that then? In particular the use of the words 'hack' and 'IP.' Because while you can see URLs to some photos that each person posts when they post images here, you cannot see IPs.

You can end this little tete a tete with a direct answer.

Otherwise, I'm disinclined to believe the claims made in the first quoted post above.


There's also this to consider (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?threadid=3375&perpage=15&highlight=hackers&pagenumber=6)

[catbelly]

Originally posted by masterofNone
tarnation.

http://www.dragg.net/users/pennywitt/ysam/ysam10.gif

[Coffee]

heh...that freaked me out...since it opened on my post...i'm like all.."what, what??" "what did I do?"...
then I scrolled down and saw what NYC meant. hehe.

heading to paranoid thread.

[Aphrodite]

So I am Zenbabe and Magpie?

A TV star and a Movie Star?

Star of Ellen and Jamie Lee Curtis.

Thanks so much.

:D

[Coffee]

Don't forget that you are a goddess too!!!

[chuckie egg]

GROW UP

[Frieda]

finding out what someone's IP is is actually quite easy to do. it's like walking down a street and reading the name signs on the doors!

now breaking into that house is very different. it requires tools and proper knowlegde. and the will to break in.

i admit that i am guilty of walking down that street to find out where people live.

but this does not, and will not ever mean that i will break into your house!


and for those who know my real name: don't use it on this board.

[Aphrodite]

Well said Frieda.

I too stroll down the street seeing what
everyone displays in their yards.


I would never break in to their homes.

One is public display and
the other is an invasion of privacy.

[red]

wow! I didn't think cardboard could cut you. I was wrong.

[nycwriters]

Martha's guilty on all four counts. She's a goin' ta jail.

[Coffee]

well i bet she fixes her cell up reallllll nice.

[nycwriters]

and makes a wonderful chutney made of mangos and prison dirt to add to the je ne sais quoi that they serve as meals.

[Coffee]

:D

[bealeblues]

first martha

next barry mfing bonds. enjoy that asterick by your 73 you piece of shit....

[nycwriters]

You drinking at work Beale? Cos I didn't understand a single thing you said in that last post. :)

[masterofNone]

drunkspeak, baseballspeak, it's all gibberish.

[nycwriters]

Ah! Thank you for the transmodulator... had no clue who or what he was talking about .... Bonds, Bonds ... wasn't Barry Bonds the name of some band in the 60s? :)

[daverbee]

Gary US Bonds

I haven't posted random thoughts in quite a while...

[bealeblues]

i'm off today bitches, but i am drinking

barry bonds can go to hell

[Coffee]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ah! Thank you for the transmodulator... had no clue who or what he was talking about .... Bonds, Bonds ... wasn't Barry Bonds the name of some band in the 60s? :)

I think it is something on the last ballot ... some farking thing to make our kids pay for our expenses today.

[Hermione]

I am going to hit my head against the wall several times if I don't find out where I got accepted:mad: :(

[daverbee]

I'm sleeeeeeepy!

[Frieda]

i'm not

[xfox]

all my TV's are off.

[Frieda]

i watch cams

[Coffee]

heh...I sometimes take the camshaft/valve covers off of my engine just so I can see the cams too Frieda...wow...and I thought I was the only freak that did that!!!

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by nycwriters
There's a nice princess. Dug herself a hole and resorts to slinging mud. Careful you don't get any on your ballgown.

Whoops, too late.

Bottom line Elizabeth, I know you've been hacking for a while now and I think it stinks. God knows who's computers you've gone into after finding IPs here. I think it's a rotten thing to do. It's an invasion of privacy. Much like you dislike your real name being used ...

This is a lie. NYC knows no such thing. And for those of you who PM'd her after she posted my real name and asked her not to do it to you, and received assurances from her that she would not, that is also a lie. she told me the same thing.

[Magpie]

If it helps RP, you have never hacked into my computer :)

[Frieda]

can someone hack into my brain and install some pleasant software?

[xfox]

what the hey happened to the random here? Who's your mama?

[Frieda]

techno jihad

[xfox]

no tech here. Going to brunch! bye!

[Frieda]

mmmm strawberry juice

[xfox]

chocolate covered - so good! Wish you were here too!

[agentsmith]

....

[xfox]

Later- going for a bike ride.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie
If it helps RP, you have never hacked into my computer :) Ah, but has she cracked into it?

[Magpie]

ummmm nope...

not hacked, or cracked,
not packed, nor sacked

No hacking here nor there
No hacking anywhere I swear

[priceyfatprude]

I will not eat them in a box.
I will not eat them with a fox.

I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.

[daverbee]

OMG! Dr. Seuss has possessed Mags! Call the exorcist!
Call him now!
Ask him to get here anyhow!
Fast as a cow, fast as a sow,
Call him, call him, call him now!

[Magpie]

Ha! I started to reply in a Seuss-like way then thought, "What the fark are you doing?!!!" hahaaa :)

[nycwriters]

You know what? There's no point.

[Frieda]

I AM THE LAW!
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/hollywood_pictures/judge_dredd/sylvester_stallone/dredd.jpg

[lapietra]

damn, you lookin' sexy today Frieda.... :D

[Frieda]

i know, that thing is HUGE!! :D

[Deviate]

my shoulder hurts SO F*CKING bad. but at least it is operable.

sort of.

[AllegroNg]

How I would love to kiss your shoulder and make it better..

[Deviate]

how i would love for you to kiss my shoulder and make it all better...

hey, would you be up for lunch in DC sometime? thinking of heading out there sometime in the near future...

[rapscalious rob]

Thank jesustitties the fugging strike has ended. Now I can shop at Vons again.

*sigh*

[AllegroNg]

Dev you tease!!!! Yes! That's ab fab!!

If you stare at Agent's avatar it starts to spin the other way.

[Audreyvgs]

god, yo're right, it does spin the other way, but only after intense concentration, where did i get all this time to fart around? This was like havin to do math! its too early!!!!!

[daverbee]

I have shelving to build.

[chuckie egg]

You're right NG! Cool.

[Frieda]

blaaaarrrgghhhhh

[RuneT]

I fully agree.

blaaaarrrgghhhhh

[daverbee]

Framasan

[Deviate]

Originally posted by AllegroNg
Dev you tease!!!! Yes! That's ab fab!!
cool, babe. i'll give a shout - your number still the same?

[priceyfatprude]

It's the date-rape episode of A Different World. :(

[bealeblues]

i'm so not in rick james mode at the new job-- apparently sexual harassment is bad and they have a *gasp* policy against it here.

dammit man!

[Klynne]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i'm so not in rick james mode at the new job-- apparently sexual harassment is bad and they have a *gasp* policy against it here.

dammit man!

Your ass grabbing days are over, Well, at least at work anyway.

[Frieda]

i have a feeling beale will have his ass grabbed very soon.. :D

[Deviate]

ha! Beale as the grabbee and not the grabber. i'd like to see who's Rick James enough to grab a hunk of suthun' lawyer ass...

[dinzdale]

To grab his arse they'll need two hands and a bucket....

[Deviate]

oh, THANK YOU, Dinz. we're always grateful to be able to learn from your years and years of experience. how many times did you grab Beale's ass before coming up on the solution?

[dinzdale]

Just look at his pot boiler and saggy pants and do the math...

[nycwriters]

I'm really tired of looking at dead or dying bodies.

[masterofNone]

are you talkin' about beale? cuz that's harsh. he is a little pasty but, hey, you try drinkin' that much vodka.

[nycwriters]

No Beale will outlast all of us .. he's well preserved/pickled.

I'm just getting some rather grisly images from Haiti tonight.

[Coffee]

:( :( :(

[nycwriters]

http://www.ilovebacon.com/030804/020501bunker.jpg

[nycwriters]

This shows you how much I've been drinking lately .... my favorite bartender has left one of my favorite pubs:

http://www.gibneysbar.com/noelfever.jpg

... and I missed it! :(

[catbelly]

Originally posted by nycwriters
This shows you how much I've been drinking lately .... my favorite bartender has left one of my favorite pubs... and I missed it! :(

LOL when I first saw your post I thought, "what, she hasn't been drinking, and they had to let a bartender go due to cash flow problems?"

Gah

[nycwriters]

hahahahahahahaha .... er, that's quite possible. :D

[catbelly]

Heh no wonder they gave you the key to the Railway!! ;)

[Frieda]

that's nice

now i can't sleep anymore

[catbelly]

What! Frieda, you worry me lady :( maybe I should send you one of my old Income Tax Acts .... so boring, it could work?

[Klynne]

You think you have problems? I have to memorize the Nicene Creed by next Sunday:(

[Deviate]

i need a shower!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
This shows you how much I've been drinking lately .... my favorite bartender has left one of my favorite pubs:

http://www.gibneysbar.com/noelfever.jpg

... and I missed it! :( Hey, that sucks!!! But at least I got to meet him. I thought M was your favorite there? :p

[daverbee]

15 years at the same job. I'm either well established or in a rut...

[nycwriters]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20040308/capt.sge.qzj87.080304163035.photo00.default-282x384.jpg

Speaker of the Lithuanian parliament, Arturas Paulauskas. Seventeen male members of Lithuania's parliament marked International Women's Day by recording a CD of love poems under the title 'I remember the beauty of a moment' as a present for their female colleagues.(AFP/EPA/File/Janek Skarzynski)

[Audreyvgs]

Make Love not War! at least Lithuania has it right, did you email this to Bush?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by catbelly
What! Frieda, you worry me lady :( maybe I should send you one of my old Income Tax Acts .... so boring, it could work?
:D hahaha yeah that might have worked.. can i keep this option open till the next night i'm too awake to sleep?

[daverbee]

I have a t-shirt my Dad gave me with the Lithuanian flag and the words "Freedom For Lithuania" on it.
It's a huge t-shirt. I can't figure out if the Lithuanians think we're that big or they're that big.

[bealeblues]

there's a girl who works at my new office who quite resembles the kimono....

[maychorian]

Hallelujah! A major test scheduled for tomorrow got postponed till Friday! This means that I can go home and sleep! I'm so ahppy! so hapy that I don't care about my typos!

[chuckie egg]

wow, someone sounds happy...

[Deviate]

i've got lunch waiting for me and i'm not eating it. why?

[maychorian]

Because you're not happy!

[chuckie egg]

cause your talkin' ta me ;)

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Deviate
i've got lunch waiting for me and i'm not eating it. why?
uhh.. because it's still moving?

[maychorian]

I'm still planning to eat you, you know.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by maychorian
I'm still planning to eat you, you know.
:eek:

[Deviate]

i'm no longer talking to you, Chuckie m'dear, and Freaky Freiday, not it's not still moving, and May, well, i'm not particularly happy, but i'm not particularly UN-happy either.

but i AM hungry.

[Frieda]

then eat it! MMMMfooooooddd!

[daverbee]

FINALLY got those farkin' shelves done! :)

[nycwriters]

Hahahahahahahahahaha (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushbill1.html)

[dinzdale]

FARKETY FARK !!

The "Fox and (useless) Hounds" just called to say I've won a party with 2 free pool tables, appetizers and 2 buckets of beer.
I can have up to 20 friends along and the room is mine for free.

Now if anyone can explain this "friend" thing I'll be made up....

[bealeblues]

well we all know you have no friends, but tell me when the party is and i'll show up to make an ass of myself, mr. nutter.....

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i'll show up to make an ass of myself.....

No, no, no you're doing just fine right where you are....

[bealeblues]

there was never a question of that, moron, i was just saying that i'd be willing to change venue to Harris County for part of a night and add another locale to my list....

bastard

[dinzdale]

Watch this space for your invitation....


Twat

[bealeblues]

so noted.

fvcker

[Red Princess]

sorry to interupt but you have an appointment soon.

dinzdale, party of 20, your room is ready. please don't poo on the floor or sniff the waitresses butt cracks (like last time)

[dinzdale]

It's what I do best.:)

[Hermione]

:) I got accepted to one of my first choices..

[dinzdale]

YAY!!! for the 'urbhi one.

[nycwriters]

Yay Surbhi! I'm glad for ya hon! :)

http://www.freshdirect.com/media/images/promotions/littlerandy/lil_kyle_pudding.gif

[daverbee]

Congrats, Surbhi!

[Deviate]

Congrats Surb!

[priceyfatprude]

Congrats, Surbs!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Aphrodite]

Congratulations Surbhi!!!!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by surbhi
:) I got accepted to one of my first choices..
wooo hooooo!! :)

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.lougehrigsdisease.net/images/brain.jpg

[chuckie egg]

congrats surb!

I am truly feeling nauseous now after seeing that damn bruise, it reminds me of the bruise I had when I got run over by a car, that made me nauseous too :(

[daverbee]

Wondering if anyone in this building will really want to go to the St. Augustine Alligator Farm for a group activity.

[bealeblues]

congrats surbhi

i suppose we should alert the mcdonalds junior middle management program that you won't need the slot they were holding open for you?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by daverbee
Wondering if anyone in this building will really want to go to the St. Augustine Alligator Farm for a group activity.
hey, i have a cold again.. i'll go

[masterofNone]

i was in st augustine last august. didn't make it to the alligator farm. drank some water from the fountain of youth though.

[dinzdale]

Is it working?

[masterofNone]

my liver is feeling younger.

[dinzdale]

It doesnt cry after a night out anymore then?

[masterofNone]

no, in fact it offers to pick up the tab. good liver.

[daverbee]

I drank out of the Fountain of Youth as a kid and it made me sick. Guess I was young enough already.
We decided to go. They have a new crocodile there (20' long!) and it'll be the middle of alligator mating season. Bull gators roaring and fighting all over the swamp! Woo-hoo!

[Deviate]

my ****ing bread went bad. the whole damn loaf is green and fuzzy. that pisses me off.

[dinzdale]

Wash it in the fountain of youth .....

[Deviate]

hey, good idea! why didn't i think of that?

[funkytuba]

yay! surbhi!

which college was it? what locale, at least?

[Hermione]

Thank you soo much everyone!! =)

It is in Southern California..

I'm still waiting for my other top choice.. then I'll need to tour the campuses and figure which one is best for my major/career (attorney).

Thank for all your kind wishes.. you made my day :)

[Hermione]

btw.. I reached 1000 posts.. yayyyy!! =)

[daverbee]

1000 posts! Wow, two milestones in one week! You're doing better than me!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by daverbee
I drank out of the Fountain of Youth as a kid and it made me sick. Guess I was young enough already.
We decided to go. They have a new crocodile there (20' long!) and it'll be the middle of alligator mating season. Bull gators roaring and fighting all over the swamp! Woo-hoo!

[ally]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude


ahh, that made me giggle!

[Audreyvgs]

That mating season thing is crazy down here by the everglades. They sound like a cross between a frog croak and a pig grunt. If you're outside and hear it it gives you the creeps. One of those primordial things. The mating cry of a panther or bobcat is worse tho, makes your hair stand up on your arms and head, its that bad. I could describe what it sounds like, but the description is too horrific to even say. :eek:

[Frieda]

brrrr that sounds creepy!

[daverbee]

That picture is funn, PFP! I'll have to show it to some folks at work. Thanks!
The cool thing is when they raise their heads up out of the water, open their jaws wide and roar. It isn't like a lions roar, more like what I'd guess a dinosaur would sound like. A deep, guttural shudder kind of thing. I have no way of describing it.
I know what you mean about bobcats, Aud! You oughta hear 'em with nothing between you and them but a tent wall! :-)
Bobcats are very shy, though. I've only seen one on US 441 coming back from Labelle to Jax. She had two kittens with her.

[nycwriters]

This rant was brought to you by the letter R ...




* best to delete it in case it's found by the lovelies.... blah.

[catbelly]

Aieee how annoying. By the way they changed their name to "Canada Revenue Agency."

[nycwriters]

Great, all they need is a "P" at the end of the acronym, and that just about says it all.

[dinzdale]

Still, look on the bright side eh? :)

[nycwriters]

Oh don't make me come down there and slap you.....

[daverbee]

o/' Always look on the briiiiiight si-ide of life!
Dah-do! Dahdo-dahdo-dahdo! o/'

Eric Idle wrote the best songs of all the Pythons.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by daverbee
o/' Always look on the briiiiiight si-ide of life!
Dah-do! Dahdo-dahdo-dahdo! o/'

Eric Idle wrote the best songs of all the Pythons.
every speeeerm is saaaaacred..

[bealeblues]

"sorry to interrupt, but happy hour starts in 58 minutes. cheerie-o"

[dinzdale]

Goodnight Beally !!!










twat

[bealeblues]

when are you getting your party, mr. nutter?

[dinzdale]

Oh, didnt you get an invitation?


Imagine that. :)

[catbelly]

NYC - Heh!!

Remember when the name for the new party was being bandied about ... conservative reform alliance party?

Hm. If you wanna e-mail me about the tax deal that would be fine ... let me know. I don't work for them but I call them a fair bit re: tax matters, there might be a way to get them to at least waive the interest.

[bealeblues]

what, imagine that i didn't get an invitation to the social derelict british grab assers ball? let me soak up my tears. i was more curious because i know some redneck friends of mine who'd like to show up and take your lunch money....

[nycwriters]

I may send you one cb! Thanks muchly .... it's such a royal pain in the arse.

on a lighter note this made me chuckle, look at the sarcasm that Drew Curtis used for the Nicole Kidman story -- the icon beside it had me chuckling. I love Fark. It's brilliant. (http://www.fark.com)

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[daverbee]

Soooo...octopus tacos are out?

[Frieda]

"hello buddy, immigration!"

"uhh.. huhhuhuh.. it has to be on the menu, sir"

"IMMIGRATION! i'm with IMMIGRATION!"

"really? where?"

[Magpie]

My angry-bald-poodle ate valentines chocolates from my science project daughters room (that she left open on the floor) and is now barfing chocolates and wrappers all over the patio (hydrogen peroxide induced) while Miss "I can't watch him I'll GAG Mom!" has been assigned to watch him :)

[rmr]

i'm sorry to hear about your poodle, but I just bought an ipod today.....i could barf because I'm so happy.........but, I'm not happy about your dog :(

[Audreyvgs]

Butthead ate a whole valentines box o chocolates, and nothin happened to him! I think his tummy was making those wierd squoosh squeaky noises later, but that was it.

I'd a liked to seen you get the HP in the dog! Who made the bigger mess?

[Undercool]

I was a bucket in a past life...
no kidding...

[Frieda]

so.. who else still watches the fresh prince of bel air and saved by the bell?

[zenbabe]

um..I watched fresh prince yesterday...but that is only because half the channels I get now are either QVC shopping or some evangalist with wacked out hair asking me to send them my money.....

Oh the humanity!

[Frieda]

i KNEW it!! :D

hahaaaahhhh

and zen you need a satellite dish thingy!!

[rapscalious rob]

I did my 1000th post awhile back and didn’t even notice. wadda nerd.

[Frieda]

do you watch the fresh prince, rapscalious one?

[rapscalious rob]

I haven’t watched it in years, but I still know the theme song :)

[Frieda]

now.. this is a story.. all about how.. my life got flipped turned upside down..

YOUR TURN :D

[rapscalious rob]

…and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
tell ya how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air!

In
West Philidelphia, born & raised
in a playground up there I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin relaxin all cool
and all playin some b-ball outside of the school
when a couple of guys, who were up to no good
started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared!
She Said: “You’re movin’ with your uncle & auntie in Bel-Air”

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,
the license plate said “fresh,” and there were dice in the mirror.
if anything, I could say this cab was rare,
but I thought, naw forget it, yo home, to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,
and I yelled to the cabbie, “yo homes, smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit in my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air.

;)

[Frieda]

woo hooo!! :D

[rapscalious rob]

*good morning, Frieda!*
:eek: :)

[Frieda]

whoaaaaooohhhieeeeeeee yay!!

[rapscalious rob]

YEEE-HAW! (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?postid=130334#post130334)
:D:p

[Frieda]

http://www.187squad.com/valleybomb/press/aceop_1_hi_res.jpg

[nycwriters]

that boy needs some deodorant.

[Undercool]

who is that?

[Frieda]

that's uhhh..

NO-DEODORANT MAN

with his mighty weapon!

[Audreyvgs]

I see the head of a large staff.

and the need for anti-perspirant.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I see the head of a large staff.

and the need for anti-perspirant.
:D

what do you see now, aud?

http://203.198.174.221/rec_info/fresh/DSCN0207.JPG

[Audreyvgs]

A lady with a microphone trying to crush her friend's head, which really isn't a good idea, because her friend drove.

[rmr]

Don't you just love the Beautiful South!!!!!

Look What I Found in My Beer............

[Audreyvgs]

so what WAS in the beer?

[daverbee]

The worm from the bottle of mescal she drank before the beer.

[bealeblues]

um, i KNOW rimmer's not about to talk poorly about the south.....

remember, we will rise again, and we're keeping a list....

[daverbee]

Amen, Brother Beale!

[masterofNone]

the only thing that'd make the south rise again is federal viagra subsidies.

[bealeblues]

welcome to the watch list MoN

actually, you were already on the list, but i've upgraded your position on the list...

[masterofNone]

watch this.

[bealeblues]

i'm sorry, was there an antecedent there?

[Deviate]

my hands are cold.

[dinzdale]

Good, now we can pry that gun from them.

[Deviate]

over my dead....

oh no! scramble!

[dinzdale]

CLEAR !!

[Deviate]

woo! if that doesn't wake you up i don't know WHAT will.

[dinzdale]

Did you see Elvis and grandma at the end of a long tunnel?

[Deviate]

nope, no Elvis. saw him at the gas station last week, though, stuffing a box of Ding Dongs down his rhinestone studded jump suit.

[dinzdale]

Sure that wasnt Beale?

[Deviate]

well, now that you mention it...

no, wait, this guy had a full head of hair.

[maychorian]

Overheard at Dunkin' Donuts
submitted by Grace

The contributor overheard the following conversation between a man and a woman at Dunkin' Donuts:



Man: It might be a roach bite, not a spider.

Woman: John said it looks like a spider. And it's venomous too.

Man: John talks to the cab door before getting into the cab. How could you listen to anything he says?

Woman: Are spiders venomous?

Man: Maybe it's a gnat. A gnat bite.




From We Made Out In A Tree And This Old Guy Sat And Watched Us .com cliky (http://www.wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.c om/)

[AllegroNg]

I just wanted to share with Frieda, or whoever else had a Professor Snape fettish
http://www.eviltrailmix.com/snapesexy.swf

I'd elaborate, but I need to watch this again

[Magpie]

Originally posted by AllegroNg
I just wanted to share with Frieda, or whoever else had a Professor Snape fettish....
I'd elaborate, but I need to watch this again
:eek:Good God I must be tired tonight, I opened this thread and mis-read it as,

"I just wanted to shave with Frieda, or whoever else had a Professional Snatch fetish... I'd elaborate, but I need to watch this again.

[zenbabe]

pervert!

[Magpie]

Voyeur!

[rapscalious rob]

:) :( :o :D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes: :mad: :confused:

[AllegroNg]

Fine Magpie, just fine, but did you go to the link??

[daverbee]

I think whether she did or not is irrelevant now...
I did and since I have no speakers on the 'puter at work, all I got was the video. Alan Rickman never looked so...evil?

[Audreyvgs]

twisted. yummy.

[daverbee]

Twisted, yes. Yummy? No, I don't think so...

[Deviate]

Alex Trebec is my b*tch.

[noxxville]

he's good with that

[Deviate]

yeah, he's gotten used to it. of course, six times a week will do that to a person.

[Aphrodite]

One For Klynne

http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/scubatrish/images/fbkitten.jpg


One for Dinz

http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/scubatrish/images/dinz.bmp

[noxxville]

you know he's a complete closet freak. chains, leather, candy corn......superfreak

[bealeblues]

no, he's just a freak. closet not included.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
One For Klynne

http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/scubatrish/images/fbkitten.jpg


One for Dinz

http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/scubatrish/images/dinz.bmp

OMG, I loved that thanks!

[Aphrodite]

I saw it and just had to get it for you. LOL

[dinzdale]

Thanx Afro :)

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I saw it and just had to get it for you. LOL

I do like to be ridden by cowboys:D

[dinzdale]

:eek:

[Aphrodite]

Nice gun. ;)

[Dark Chocolate]

I like to ride sometimes if the driver is a smooth operator.

[ally]

just saw the snape thing, now that's odd. & yes, yummy.

[rapscalious rob]

Whoa, doggy! I was able to delete my post! I feel so empowered!

YEAH, MAN!

:cool:

[nycwriters]

Just editing this:

It said the ape hunters infected by simian foamy virus, SFV, had shown no symptoms of disease. More research is needed to discover if it is harmful to humans or can be passed between them.

Scientists say the AIDS epidemic that emerged in the 1980s was the result of cross-species transmissions of another monkey virus, simian immunodeficiency viruses, or SIV, to people several decades earlier. They based their theory on genetic analyses of the AIDS virus and similar viruses found in chimps.


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Second of the third great plagues, anyone? Apparently this new disease is in the same family as HIV. Only there's no overt symptoms.

[masterofNone]

mmmmmm, foamy.

[nycwriters]

Heh. It makes me wonder if it's classified that because people begin to foam at the mouth...

[rapscalious rob]

The good news is that it doesn’t seem to be spread by sex. (http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/news/7988483.htm) Only by “hunting and butchering,” at least according to evidence gathered thus far. So, maybe if we don’t butcher and/or cannibalize one another and/or butcher and cannibalize jungle apes, we will be hunky-dory.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
The good news is that it doesn’t seem to be spread by sex. (http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/news/7988483.htm)

... yet.

When something gets into the bloodstream, sexual contact is the fastest way to communicate disease.

[rapscalious rob]

:( .

[nycwriters]

Sorry man ....

[masterofNone]

maybe it's not the mouth that foams.

[nycwriters]

That was one of those: hahahahahaha ... oh wait ... eeeew!

[Deviate]

bad night, bad night, bad night....

[daverbee]

Me, too...

[Red Princess]

wondering if the new boss realizes that i have to take down his whole network to put that new server on line.....
wondering how bad he will freak out when i tell him...
thinking i maybe i should not tell him... or at least hand him a beer as i do

[Deviate]

there's a clip on Ze's Direct Line to Santa where all of a sudden Annie goes flying by in the background. makes me laugh every time.

[bealeblues]

ze pronounced 'zay'

[Deviate]

i think he's just pronouncing it incorrectly.

[daverbee]

ze rhyming with tea or ze rhyming with hay?

[chuckie egg]

tea! TEA!