This is the thread where everyone is random.

[zenbabe]

filet mignon in the cooker.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

[Audreyvgs]

my dad made beer, tubes all over the kitchen, and a big vat. He was divorced soon thereafter. But he was ok, he knew his true love.

[Hermione]

I have to read 58 pages for Government by Tuesday.. I had a week off.. why didn't I do anything? Oh yeah.. I was out having a life.

[zenbabe]

lucky you :(

[Spicy Jack]

I just wrote out the year as: 1998

wow. not even close!

[Deviate]

bait.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/college/2000/college_world_series/news/2000/06/17/stanford_lsu_ap/lg_trophy_ap.jpg

[AllegroNg]

HEY!

The Chit Chat board's gonna turn 100,000 soon!!!

[zenbabe]

I wonder what the most common reason that people have affairs is.........

[bealeblues]

i am so PISSED. someone fvcking broke into my car last night and smashed up my shit. i'd love to fvcking find those fvcks and go all rocky top all over their ass

[fodder]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I wonder what the most common reason that people have affairs is.........

revenge, altho i dont think you can pigeonhole this

[Avalon]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I wonder what the most common reason that people have affairs is.........

boredom and lack of self control seem to be popular

[Avalon]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i am so PISSED. someone fvcking broke into my car last night and smashed up my shit. i'd love to fvcking find those fvcks and go all rocky top all over their ass

Sorry to hear it Beale:(
same thing happened to to me last week. Stole my new disc player, discs, and ripped up the dash. Worst than than though..they did it right in my driveway:mad:

[Aphrodite]

Beale

That really bites! I've been there too. It makes me mad to think that they not only steal your good stuff but that they go and wreck other things. In Canada it's illegal to booby trap your stuff to cause injury to any would be thief, but you should be allowed to zap 'em from the battery or something.

Once insurance pays you, many thieves know that your car will now have all new stuff in it and you may be hit again. You may want to set up a camera or get a new alarm to prevent this.
Once again, sorry to hear about your luck.

[bealeblues]

thanks 'dite and avalon.... i'm gonna go confederate and post watch at my car with a shotgun and rebel flag

[Audreyvgs]

Rebel Flag! hahahhahahahaaaa!

Scares Me!

:p

[Spicy Jack]

Sorry beale. That super sucks. I hate that people take things that you work your ass off 40 hours a week to earn. I just want to tie them up and hurt them, slowly!

Robbing story:
Last year, I was ready to go on vacation, so all my bags were in the car and some fvckers broke into it and took everything. I had used my roommates Gucci and Prada shopping bags to hold my things, so the robbers must have been suprised when they saw all they got was crap. I learned that possesions aren't all that important and from then on I streamlined everything I owned and sent it off to Goodwill.

[bealeblues]

yeah, i'm pretty much over it now. just not looking forward to pissing away my $1000 deductible. that's changing to 250 quick.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i am so PISSED. someone fvcking broke into my car last night and smashed up my shit. i'd love to fvcking find those fvcks and go all rocky top all over their ass

Oh man that bites. Sorry to hear that. My first month in NYC, my car window was smashed and radio stolen. My boss said "Well now you're officially welcomed to New York."

[zenbabe]

awwwwwwwww, that so sucks!

[Avalon]

Having something stolen seems to be a bizarre rite of passage for some places:(

Could be worse though. My brother reminded me of his Firebird of a few years back. He bought it brand new and it was his baby. At the time, he lived in Indy..and it got broken into 4 times. Everything was stolen each time.
He moves to Ohio with said car. It gets broken into 3 more times and stolen 4 times! I talked a friend of mine, who owns a used car lot, into buying it from my brother.
The day after he bought the car from my brother, it was stolen off his lot and never seen again:eek: That car must have had a bullseye on it we couldn't see:p

[bealeblues]

this guy from my high school said he loved your brother's firebird

http://www.som.soton.ac.uk/staff/jrg/mullet.jpg


he didn't graduate though, surprising enough

[Frieda]

should i cough my lungs out first and spit out the blood and THEN punch my boss in the face tomorrow at work or should i do it the other way around?

i am also thinking of staying home tomorrow.

[Audreyvgs]

Don't do anything except get a different job.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by bealeblues
this guy from my high school said he loved your brother's firebird

http://www.som.soton.ac.uk/staff/jrg/mullet.jpg


he didn't graduate though, surprising enough

YOU went to school with my brother??!!?? I told him this picture would come back to haunt him:D

[Avalon]

Frieda..
what Audrey said..
but start looking tomorrow when you take the day off. Hope you feel better soon!

[Audreyvgs]

mulletz. hmmmmm.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
mulletz. hmmmmm.

If you want to laugh hard, go to www.ratemymullet.com
( I know it belongs in links:rolleyes: )

[Spicy Jack]

long story:

I have a friend. She is white. She likes black men. She would like to date a black man. She would like to date a college graduate, rich (over $150,000), artistic, bald or dreaded, black man. Fine. I say I will help her out. Fine. I said it might take a while. I said it might take a while because they aren't exactly the majority. My friend called me a racist. My friend called me a biggot. I think she is an idealist dumbass that isn't looking at the facts. I hate my friends. I'm disowning them. I am going to look for new friends becasue I just don't like mine all that much anymore.

[nycwriters]

I have color on my fronts! WOO HOO!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I have color on my fronts!

:eek:

Your "fronts" ?

[nycwriters]

yep, my fronts. :D

[dinzdale]

Rainbow Beaver ? :confused:

[nycwriters]

aw, that's stale, what else can you come up with?

[dinzdale]

Stale rainbow beaver ? :confused:

I'm getting bad visuals here NYC.......:(

[nycwriters]

That's nice.

[catbelly]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
long story:

I have a friend. She is white. She likes black men. She would like to date a black man. She would like to date a college graduate, rich (over $150,000), artistic, bald or dreaded, black man. Fine. I say I will help her out. Fine. I said it might take a while. I said it might take a while because they aren't exactly the majority. My friend called me a racist. My friend called me a biggot. I think she is an idealist dumbass that isn't looking at the facts. I hate my friends. I'm disowning them. I am going to look for new friends becasue I just don't like mine all that much anymore.

Hee. That's funny. I wonder if you said that she was like "a pot calling the kettle black" she might've pulled an Omarosa and flipped out?

[catbelly]

*wondering if anyone else watches "the Apprentice"*

[Spicy Jack]

No. But, my brother was actually telling me the story about Omarosa pulling the racist card. Funny. My dad told me about this one:

http://www.aberdeennews.com/mld/aberdeennews/news/5150805.htm

[Audreyvgs]

I don't have any idea why, but the Apprentice has taken over my entire attention span.


Osama-rosa.....kiss my grits. SHE is the worst type of girl.

[nycwriters]

Ya know, up until she pulled that sabotage/petty crap last week, I kind of liked Omarosa. I thought she had the balls to run one of Trump's companies; ie: she could make the tough decisions and stick to it. I thought she was bright and articulate and tough as hell. You'd have to be or you'd get eaten up in Trump's biz world.

However, I suspect I'm the only person on this planet who thought that.

[priceyfatprude]

Omarosa's going to be sued in civil court by Ereka Vitrini for slander.

And like Mark Burnett, the show's producer, pointed out:


If that had actually happened, it would make for great TV, and I would've put it on the air.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ya know, up until she pulled that sabotage/petty crap last week, I kind of liked Omarosa. I thought she had the balls to run one of Trump's companies; ie: she could make the tough decisions and stick to it. I thought she was bright and articulate and tough as hell. You'd have to be or you'd get eaten up in Trump's biz world.

However, I suspect I'm the only person on this planet who thought that. I can see how she'd be an asset to any company...where she didn't have to be a team player. ;)

[catbelly]

Omarosa: Bright, articulate, tough as hell, rude, obnoxious, inconsiderate, deceitful ... :)

Ah, at this point I imagine she's a plant (i.e. there to stir up shit to make the show more interesting and drah-mah-tic) ... who would lie on camera and not expect to be caught? My brother made me laugh, he says she acts like a very dumb psychopath.

[priceyfatprude]

Osama-rosa

[Hermione]

HAHAHA PFP!:)

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I don't have any idea why, but the Apprentice has taken over my entire attention span.


Osama-rosa.....kiss my grits. SHE is the worst type of girl.

[priceyfatprude]

oops, sorry aud! hahahahaha

BILL ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!

[Frieda]

dammit, i'm sick.

[zenbabe]

YOU ARE ALL FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RuneT]

Thanks, that's just what i need.

[laughingbuddha]

hi....

[Audreyvgs]

buddawhereyabeen? that was fun to say!



(hahahahahahahaNYC- the editor)

[chuckie egg]

*hugs for Frieda*

[Avalon]

Originally posted by catbelly
*wondering if anyone else watches "the Apprentice"*

Since a few of you do watch this show, can anyone give me some insight as to WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH TRUMPS'S HAIR???:p

I give anyone credit that can sit across from him and keep a straight face and not mention it him.

[Audreyvgs]

He said on one show that it's really his hair, and not a giant combover, and if he changed the style now, he'd take even more crap about it, so he's not planning on changing it. eeeeuuuuwwwww!

[Avalon]

UGH! All I can say is: huge amounts of money must be a powerful aphrodisiac, because you just know Trump wouldn't be getting any if it weren't:p

[Audreyvgs]

yeah, and the last thing i'd do if I had 40 bzillion is spend it on making the whole inside of my house marble and gold plated doors. euro-wannabe.

[nycwriters]

Dammit, it's been archived and I can't get to it, but we did something like what Audrey did for the other girl in her hair thread, but for Trump. We showed him four different hairstyles and photoshopped the results. It was hysterical. Sometimes I love where I work.

[Audreyvgs]

Donald Trump's hair was deemed worthy of its own David Letterman top ten list. The No. 1 descriptive phrase? Taj Ma-helmet.
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-01/21-apprentice-trump-inside.jpg



OW!
http://www.taod.com/gal/albums/thehair/36gDuarWk6ZQM/0010.jpg

[Audreyvgs]

Omarosa fired 4 times in 2 years


Wire reports
Apr. 9, 2004 10:23 AM

NEW YORK - Donald Trump isn't the first one to fire Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth. People magazine says she was let go from four jobs in two years with the Clinton administration.
One official says the Apprentice participant was asked to leave her last job "as quickly as possible" because "she was so disruptive."




:p

[nycwriters]

Oh help me, I'm arguing politics again....

[Spicy Jack]

Just change the subject...try....religion. That is always a good one.

[nycwriters]

No, see, *twitch*, I LOVE to argue politics. I get really into it.

Just that, well, that can be a problem...

*Hi my name's NYC and this is my first meeting*

[Spicy Jack]

Thats a good way to weed out the weak..I guess.

[Deviate]

donald trump has all that money but can't buy a good haircut?

too many yes men, no one will tell him it looks like a persian coughed up on his melon.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Just change the subject...try....religion. That is always a good one.

tee hee hee.... :) Right! What a pity we aren't all relatives by marriage; that always makes for some calm, equanimious, companionable discussion too!

[Magpie]

Ha! That reminds me of my Dad coming to visit, turning on the TV to the Rush Limbaugh Show and saying, "Thank God for Rush, someone's got to say this stuff."

:eek:

[zenbabe]

http://ec.eurecom.fr/~kangasha/Photo/pics/glenlivet.jpg

:eek:

[chuckie egg]

*sigh* is this going to happen every day from now on?? huh? huh?

[nycwriters]

I just called to find a new doctor. I asked the woman if the doctor was taking any more patients, she said yes. Then I asked questions like hours of operation (she works nights, great match for me), made the appointment for next week ... and then I asked if the doctor was young or old. And the woman on the phone hesitates.

So I ask: "... uh IS this Dr. XXX?"

And she starts laughing, and says "yes."

And I begin explaining why I wanted to know the age, stumbling over my words, embarassed, explaining that younger doctors are on top of things usually, yada, yada, yada ... digging that proverbial hole.

She keeps laughing and tells me to not worry about it. I say "wow, they have you doing it all there eh (answering the phone)? you'll probably never forget me now. hoo boy."

So yep, made the appointment.

This is how I get a new doctor. I don't know how the rest of the world finds a new doctor, but yeah, that's my way -- embarassing the hell out of myself before our first meeting. Guh.

Actually, all things considered, and her sense of humor about it all, I think I made a good pick.

Heh.

[fodder]

awww look at this baby
http://www.encore-editions.com/dogs/darling/thumb/thm_thm_chocolate%20lab%20puppy%20embed.jpg

[nycwriters]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid112/pdd564d58f39fd655113ac3ff5b34c96c/f8ff485f.jpg

[fodder]

damn, he has a nice coat

but he does not rival the chocolate lab!

[zenbabe]

YAYAYAYYAYAY!! TAXES ARE DONE!!:D

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by fodder
damn, he has a nice coat

but he does not rival the chocolate lab!

She. Her name is Cayleh. She's an absolute gentle sweetheart.

I miss her. :(

[Magpie]

Although this is the case on any day... today in particular, I'm finding that insensitive people abound.

[zenbabe]

can totally see fodder in parker posie's roll.........ah hahahha (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218839/)

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE BUZZY THE BUMBLE BEE TO YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!! :mad:

[nycwriters]

Oh man Zen, your typo made me think for a moment that you thought Fodder was fat.

Mags, something I said?

[zenbabe]

you thought I meant fodder was trapped on parker posie's fat roll?????

:eek:

ajahahahha

[Magpie]

Nooo noooooooo NYC! Not you darlin! You're fine, you're da bomb, you're keen, you're... you're... swell baby! :)

[nycwriters]

Oh good! :)

[Aphrodite]

today I went to the beach for my lunch
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/scubatrish/images/daybeech.jpg
Tonight I took my walk on the beach.
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/scubatrish/images/beachcurve.jpg

[Magpie]

OMG I am SO jealous! I miss the ocean :( Haven't seen it in ages. Born and raised in Malibu Cyn, So. Calif.... grew up playing in the tidepools...collecting sea glass, making "drippy castles". My kids have never been to the beach can you believe that?

Your pics are beautiful...say Hi to it for me will ya? :)

[Audreyvgs]

Mine's never seen snow yet! Wants to!

[Aphrodite]

Magpie

It is the Great Lakes. I miss the ocean too, but I'll take my Lake any day.

I do appreciate my location. I can see the lake from the house but that is through trees . Otherwise it is a 2 minute walk.

[Red Princess]

hi mags, i can say hi to the ocean everyday for you. i drive the coast highway all the time. i got to see a naked surfer butt this morning

[zenbabe]

just chillin' at the holiday iiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnn.............

[Magpie]

Aphrodite! Didn't even occur to me that your pix weren't the ocean hehe! Regardless, a beautiful place :)

RP: Ahhh, memories of surfers changing next to their cars on PCH ha!

Growing up between the San Fernando Valley and Malibu there were the Surfers and the Valley boys. Surfers ALWAYS had 2 inches of sand in the cars, a wetsuit and salty sun-bleached surf trunks in the back and awesome sunbleached hair. Valley boys had clean cars, money and wouldn't be caught dead bare ass naked on the side of the road changing in or out of surf trunks ;)

(PCH = Pacific Coast Highway, the road that runs next to the ocean in California from San Diego all the way up to Seatle, WA.)

[zenbabe]

mmmmmmmm just made chicken cordon bleu.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[priceyfatprude]

RP, did you honk @ Surflugen when you saw him? ;) I sooooo want to make a drippy castle, those were my favorite.

*envies Zen*

[zenbabe]

DRIPPY CASTLES ARE MY FAVE!!!

Whoa!! hahahhaha, check out the first pic!! That is San Diego!! hahhahhhahaha (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=sand+castles)

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.inyerface.com/tnp/dave-rec.jpg

[zenbabe]

hahahahaha.....I *heart* google........it's so random sometimes.....

I am waiting for the day to see somebody that I know......without looking for it....

[Magpie]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I am waiting for the day to see somebody that I know......without looking for it....
Did you catch my post in the image thread a couple months ago when I accidently came across a pic of YOU Zen - in a Google search? Too funny... I posted it, you were standing by a Rocky Horror painted wall or garage door I think ;)

Did you guys actually call them "drippy castles"? My family always did... is that an official term or what? Drippy castles take skill... just the right combination of sand and water to be drippy yet firm :P

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Magpie
Did you catch my post in the image thread a couple months ago when I accidently came across a pic of YOU Zen - in a Google search? Too funny... I posted it, you were standing by a Rocky Horror painted wall or garage door I think ;)

Did you guys actually call them "drippy castles"? My family always did... is that an official term or what? Drippy castles take skill... just the right combination of sand and water to be drippy yet firm :P

hahahhaaaaa, shut up!!!

I am trying to think.....find the pic again..

drippy castles...yes.. grip and proper gravitational speed....:D

[Frieda]

shit, what happened to my head?

[rapscalious rob]

It got lost in the ethernet. Just do a search on the network… it should show up, expecially since the file size is downright brobdignagian.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
It got lost in the ethernet. Just do a search on the network… it should show up, expecially since the file size is downright brobdignagian.
am i a geek for knowing what brobdignagian means?

[rapscalious rob]

not at all. That’s quite impressive!
Harley Quinn, you evil genious, you.

[Frieda]

;)

[Audreyvgs]

Isnt' the ethernet that mask they put over your face while they drip the ether on it for you to go to sleep? I think i had that when I had my tonsils out when I was 6.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Magpie
Did you catch my post in the image thread a couple months ago when I accidently came across a pic of YOU Zen - in a Google search? Too funny... I posted it, you were standing by a Rocky Horror painted wall or garage door I think ;)

Did you guys actually call them "drippy castles"? My family always did... is that an official term or what? Drippy castles take skill... just the right combination of sand and water to be drippy yet firm :P I like the one of her & the cop. I like to call it Pigs N Zen after that Jane's Addiction song.

And yes, drippy castles were the only acceptable ones to make on the Western shores of Lake Michigan. :)


OOOOH MAGS, since this is the random thread, the seminar I went to today had a speaker on Children's Sleep Disturbances. immediately thought of you. Wish I could've stayed for it, but almost fell asleep during the one before that. Bah.

[zenbabe]

seems like i always end up in pictures with cops....I must have some kind of fetish...maybe its that whole authri-TIE thang...

mmmmmmmm bacon!

[nycwriters]

Today is my one year. :)

Going out for a chi-chi dinner. Whee!

[Hermione]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Today is my one year. :)

Going out for a chi-chi dinner. Whee!

yayyy! Hopefully more to come:) :) :)

[Audreyvgs]

We'll find out tomarrow!


:D

[Frieda]

tomorrow will behangover day yessir

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/redpink/katlips.jpg

[Magpie]

:eek: My kids just watched "Just Married". Now my sweet 7yr old daughter is running around the house saying, "Feel free to call me pvssy." :eek:

[bealeblues]

wow

[agentsmith]

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttt!

[madasacutsnake]

That was the only funny part of the whole movie.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by surbhi
yayyy! Hopefully more to come:) :) :)

Yes, I hope so! Hopefully this is the start of good things to come. We went here (http://www.oneifbyland.com/view.html) for dinner. It was lovely. The fois gras was amazing.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Magpie
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/redpink/katlips.jpg

ah hahhahhaha!!!!

OMG, I totally forgot about that!!!!


aggaggagagahahahaha...


Congrats NYC!!!!! Woo hoo!!!! I better get invited to the wedding!!!

[Audreyvgs]

I've yet to find an acceptable fois gras here. Most times i order it, i get like, sludge on a plate.

My mom used to live in a carriage house in Rhode Island on Benefit Street that looked just like that!!! Only that flower window above was round.....and O GOD was it cold in the winter! Pretty!

[Spicy Jack]

"chi chi's" is mexican slang for boobies.

[Avalon]

yeah, I know. I always thought that was hilarious. I am easily amused:rolleyes:
Wonder if that is why they all went out of business around here?? lol ( actually, I don't think they survived the food-poisoning uproar and the influx of authentic mexican restaurants..atleast in this area)

[Frieda]

can't believe you guys eat foie gras. blargh.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
"chi chi's" is mexican slang for boobies.

Exactly. It was a boobie restaurant. An upscale Hooters. ;)

[catbelly]

I made foie gras the other night, it was yummy.

[nycwriters]

You made it?! Wow, that takes 16 hours to make. What kind of reduction did you use?

[catbelly]

Huh? Are you talking about a terrine? I'm just talking about the foie gras itself, madame. Liver on a plate. Simplicity rules in this case, IMO.

[Frieda]

it takes at least a couple of months to stuff so much crap down the goose's throat for the goose to develop liver cancer. ahem.

hope you had a nice dinner..

[catbelly]

Not to worry, we did a blood sacrifice beforehand to appease the gods :)

[Frieda]

hahah god i'm really disgusted by that goose liver stuff.. blargh..

i mean eeeeeewwwwwww!!

[nycwriters]

Oh the fois gras I've had have used either a sherry or wine reduction to add flavoring to the liver. It's a 16 hour process of heating it up and then cooling it down. It's amazing, the results. :)

[Frieda]

hello! you are eating cancer! you know, that disease that kills people??

[catbelly]

*cough urban myth cough*

[nycwriters]

Another option is to add a brandy, which sweetens the fois gras. Have you tried it that way Cat? They served mine last night with tiny little cornbread muffins and cherry sauce. It was melt in your mouth amazing.

[catbelly]

Honestly, and not trying to be a food snob in any way at all, my favourite method is just searing thick slices in butter and olive oil, then serving with thin toast rounds (maybe a little rub with garlic, drizzle of olive oil) and simple salad dressed with lemon. Nice Sauterne as the bevvie.

LOL the best part is the next day, using the foie gras butter left in the pan for toast! Yum.

[nycwriters]

Mmm, that sounds yummy ... I've only had it in restaurants -- it's a nice rare treat to have.

[catbelly]

"Rare" treat indeed! heh. Yeah it's really something else.... I try not to think about the poor old birds :rolleyes:

[Frieda]

Originally posted by catbelly
*cough urban myth cough*
i've been to a farm in france where i saw this happen with my own eyes.

[catbelly]

I'm not saying they don't force feed them, lovely Frieda ... It's not true that the liver is cancerous, though. That's what I was referring to re: urban myths.

[Frieda]

i really want to believe that you know!

it grosses me out. blaaaggghhh

[catbelly]

One of my aunts won't eat liver or kidneys at all ... she yells out, "THEY ARE EXCRETORY ORGANS!!!"

When she puts it that way I can see her point :p

[Frieda]

well it is true that all the shit the body can't handle is stashed in the liver. eewwwwww!

why am i thinking about this before i go to sleep??? :eek:

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by catbelly
One of my aunts won't eat liver or kidneys at all ... she yells out, "THEY ARE EXCRETORY ORGANS!!!"

When she puts it that way I can see her point :p

Ha, I have a hard time eating snails for that reason. I wonder why I don't have that issue with fois gras?

Hrm. Oh yes -- because it's DELICIOUS! :D

[Frieda]

snails.. EEEWWWWW!! :eek:

[catbelly]

Originally posted by Frieda
well it is true that all the shit the body can't handle is stashed in the liver. eewwwwww!

why am i thinking about this before i go to sleep??? :eek:

Uh oh, this isn't good... quick, change the topic ... heh this reminds me of one time I had some ... substances ... and at the end of the night, we were in a really tall stairwell that was painted a vivid green. The railing was painted bright red. My brain suddenly became convinced that reality had shifted... I screamed, "WE ARE INSIDE A GIANT KIDNEY!!" and ran away.

[Spicy Jack]

awesome

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by catbelly
Uh oh, this isn't good... quick, change the topic ... heh this reminds me of one time I had some ... substances ... and at the end of the night, we were in a really tall stairwell that was painted a vivid green. The railing was painted bright red. My brain suddenly became convinced that reality had shifted... I screamed, "WE ARE INSIDE A GIANT KIDNEY!!" and ran away.

You went picking out by the Richmond airport didn't you? ;)

[catbelly]

Heh!!

[Frieda]

lol

ok.. that should do it.. i'll try and sleep now.. hehehe..

[catbelly]

Don't think about kidneys, just don't think about KIDNEYS

G'night miss!

[lapietra]

Oh wow. Just heard Elvis Costello's version of "God Only Knows What I'd Be Without You". So beautiful...

[Hermione]

I had a great weekend.. didn't do any homework.. you know.. I graduate in June.. I'm taking a break... I worked my bum off for the past 3 years!!:)

I really want to see love actually..

I also want my mum to book our tickets to england

[nycwriters]

This night at work is going so sloooooowwwww .... zzzzz.......

[AllegroNg]

Then tell your chicken to tap dance:)

[priceyfatprude]

Or get on IM.

[Audreyvgs]

I keep thinking about those excretory organs, and while some people won't eat them, some not only do, but stuff excretory organs into any and all orifices of their body, or am i complicating this?

[Avalon]

ohhh Aud..are talking about what I think you are talking about?? or am I just being extra twisted this evening?? lol

[Audreyvgs]

but of course.

[Avalon]

good to know;)

[priceyfatprude]

Who do you know who shoves livers or kidneys up their nose or ass?

I am going to be sorry I asked this, aren't I? This is basically daring JT to find some pics.

[Avalon]

At the risk of being crude...that wasn't the kind of organ I was referring to:eek:

[nycwriters]

Now THIS exchange made me laugh! hahahahahahahaha....

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Avalon
At the risk of being crude...that wasn't the kind of organ I was referring to:eek: But I think Aud was. :eek:

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I keep thinking about those excretory organs, and while some people won't eat them, some not only do, but stuff excretory organs into any and all orifices of their body, or am i complicating this?

[Avalon]

We may never know unless Aud clarifies this for us!!:confused:

night ladies:)

[noxxville]

tomorrow will suck

[Avalon]

noxx...
is that a statement or a prediction??

[Hermione]

does anyone know where I can find old newspapers online? I want to read an article that was printed last month..

i went to the newspaper's website, but it doesn't have an archive section or anything..

suggestions would be much appreciated:)

[Audreyvgs]

name me an organ that excretes, girrrrrlllllllsssss.
name me an organ.



ok, you're an organ.

[Magpie]

This thread should now be merged with the Road Kill thread :rolleyes:

[Audreyvgs]

organ donor thread.......

[Avalon]

nana nana boo boo
I was right, once in a row!!!hahahaha

[Audreyvgs]

This also proves that PFP is more twisted than we are. We thought of normal stuff.....she thought of strange things to do with meat. Clever!

[Avalon]

Haha!
When we were little kids, my cousin stuck a piece of raw hamburger up his nose. OMG did that kid stink. We all knew what he did, but were too young to make the connection to the stench. My aunt finally took him to the dr. who then fished it out.
groooossssss. lol
I couldn't imagine putting anything that could decay into a body orifice:eek:

I just noticed your rock count went up. Is that a good sign or a bad sign?? ;)

[daverbee]

Nice to see this place hasn't changed.
I saw a bumper sticker last week that I think might have a good motto for The Wanton Woman's Club Thread.
It said, "Women who behave don't make history."

[Avalon]

Originally posted by daverbee
Nice to see this place hasn't changed.
I saw a bumper sticker last week that I think might have a good motto for The Wanton Woman's Club Thread.
It said, "Women who behave don't make history."

I like it!!

[Audreyvgs]

I just follow AOG's lead, whenever he/she posts, there always seems to be numbers attatched...I just use em. They look good.


I stuck 6 popcorn seeds up my nose, but only 5 came out. The next day, I was lucky enough to sneeze. I'd of been mortified to have to go to the doc, because I was in high school at the time. Hell, i'm mortified to hear just about anything i did in high school.

[sparticle]

When I was in high school, at the tender age of 15, I stuck a raisin up my nose, got on a crowded elevator in a department store, pulled out the raisin and ate it.

Who says a gal has to have big boobs to be noticed?

[Audreyvgs]

Wow! We had a similar high school career!

[sparticle]

heh heh heh heh.....

[Avalon]

Oh spart, that is gross..but only because I hate raisins :p

[sparticle]

Then the next time I do it I'll use a chocolate chip!

-- Always Happy To Accommodate

[bealeblues]

but where will you be pulling it from???

[sparticle]

As before, from wherever I anticipate the greatest and most authentic effect to be generated! :p

[Spicy Jack]

we get some freaky stuff here at work that people have to have removed from their bodies. a while ago we got a florescent light tube-one of the long ones.

[Avalon]

I would pay to see someone pull one of those out in an elevator; you just know where that baby was!

[Spicy Jack]

WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!! I just found my rubberband ball that I have been working on!!!!!! Yeah. I thought the boss found it and confiscated it or something. YEAHHHH!!!!!!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!! I just found my rubberband ball that I have been working on!!!!!! Yeah. I thought the boss found it and confiscated it or something. YEAHHHH!!!!!!

Wow... I thought *I* was having a slow day... :p

[Spicy Jack]

You have NO idea.

[nycwriters]

You guys can get off yer slacker butts and come here and help me, I'm close to swamped.

[Hermione]

dude.. that chinese food was sooo good todayy

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!! I just found my rubberband ball that I have been working on!!!!!! Yeah. I thought the boss found it and confiscated it or something. YEAHHHH!!!!!!

Heh....my younger brother had a rubber band ball that weighed around 40 lbs at the height of its rotundness, it was about 20 inches in diameter or so...it has gradually been disintegrating over the years and probably only weighs like 30 lbs now.

[catbelly]

Originally posted by Coffee
Heh....my younger brother had a rubber band ball that weighed around 40 lbs at the height of its rotundness, it was about 20 inches in diameter or so...it has gradually been disintegrating over the years and probably only weighs like 30 lbs now.

!!

[Coffee]

check this one out...my bros was dinky!!!

http://www.recordball.com/ballss.jpg

Weight 2,800+ lbs
Height 5 feet
Circumference 15 feet
Duration of project 4 year 2 months
Cost of materials approx. $12,000.
Number of rubber bands 550,000

[nycwriters]

someone needs to get a girlfriend.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Robitussin ME has the words "PLEASANT TASTING" on the box.

IT'S A GODDAMN LIE PEOPLE!!!


Meanwhile there's a box of noodles out there with my name on it.

Speaking figuratively that is.

But you probably knew that.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by nycwriters
someone needs to get a girlfriend.

If he did find one,
she would probably collect paper clips or something:rolleyes:

[Avalon]

I need a copy of my birth certificate, so I went online, filled out the appropriate papers. I should have said paper within 3 days via Fed-Ex. Total cost $30.00.
I made the mistake of mentioning this to my hsb.. Now, normally,
he is a pretty laid back guy; so much so that sometimes I find myself searching for a pulse. But this sent him into some kind of
hissy fit. "What is wrong with you??!! It only costs $8.00 if you go and get it yourself! You couldn't be bothered to go downtown and pick it up?? I can't believe you..blah, bla-blah-bla-blah." He was pacing and swearing and I was laughing and making him even more pissed off.
After his rant, I sweetly reminded him that I was born in Pennsylvania, not Ohio. He shut up quick.
Ahhhhh, life is good
hahahahahaha

[priceyfatprude]

There's something so beautifully poetic about eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk while watching the story of Al Roker's Gastric Bypass Surgery on Discovery Health Channel.

[Hermione]

HAHA:) avalon.. that made me smile/laugh

my teeth hurt.. stupid Crest strips

[Audreyvgs]

OATMEAL COOKIE CHUNK??!!!???!?!?!?!

screw the lactose intolerance, this I gotta try. see ya next week.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Coffee
check this one out...my bros was dinky!!!

http://www.recordball.com/ballss.jpg

Weight 2,800+ lbs
Height 5 feet
Circumference 15 feet
Duration of project 4 year 2 months
Cost of materials approx. $12,000.
Number of rubber bands 550,000

Letterman _so_ needs to drop this thing off a building.... and run.

[Audreyvgs]

That would probably bounce and break most of the windows on that street!

[madasacutsnake]

http://www.recordball.com/ballss.jpg

He should stop playing with his balls.

[Audreyvgs]

Look how swollen they are! (well, that one)

[Avalon]

I bet he uses that big one as an excuse to get out of gym:D hahahah


On another note..my birth certificate came already..less than 48 hours..I am impressed!! Fed-Ex guy was a hottie to top it off.
Now I think I shall go and get my passport...just to rattle a few cages:eek:

[daverbee]

Where to? Paris? Majorca? Australia? Japan? Spain? The Carribean?

[Avalon]

Well, I wanted to go to Australia, but snake kinda convinced me otherwise:eek:
I am not sure if I will go anyplace as of yet....but I will be legal to do so from here on in!!:)

[Spicy Jack]

Daver...I saw a licence plate and thought of you it was like:

3DVR359 or something

yep. Traffic does funny things to you.

[daverbee]

Interesting! Wasn't me, though.
Vickie gets a kick out of the fact that part of my license plate reads IMV. She wants to get one that says NOURD! :D

[lapietra]

I'm so excited! I'm going to make my mom brunch on her birthday! :D

[Spicy Jack]

My farking ex just called to tell me he misses me. GRRR. He's the dumb fvck that dumped me. Now I feel like shit and am in my office crying. Great. I was doing so well for so long. Why the hell does he call? Cuz he feels bad for being such a dumbass? Yeah. We were a few months from getting married and he just turns into a psyco and dumps me out of nowhere. Now he's "concerned". I hate him.

[lapietra]

Me too.:mad:

[dinzdale]

*ahem* La's your concern is second only to your cheap Noxx attempt :mad:

[lapietra]

you big poop. :p

Can't a girl have a little fun?

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
My farking ex just called to tell me he misses me. GRRR. He's the dumb fvck that dumped me. Now I feel like shit and am in my office crying. Great. I was doing so well for so long. Why the hell does he call? Cuz he feels bad for being such a dumbass? Yeah. We were a few months from getting married and he just turns into a psyco and dumps me out of nowhere. Now he's "concerned". I hate him.

Hang in there. Thank God you didn't end up with someone so cruel. The hell with him; he sounds like one of those heartless bastards who clinically take people apart and watch them squirm and walk away unaffected. There are such a**holes. Thank God you're not stuck with one for life. Good riddance, and if I were there and he called I'd tell him for you to go to Hell.

No, I don't know him, and I don't know both sides. But I'm taking YOUR side. *hugs*

[lapietra]

mrph.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
My farking ex just called to tell me he misses me. GRRR. He's the dumb fvck that dumped me. Now I feel like shit and am in my office crying. Great. I was doing so well for so long. Why the hell does he call? Cuz he feels bad for being such a dumbass? Yeah. We were a few months from getting married and he just turns into a psyco and dumps me out of nowhere. Now he's "concerned". I hate him.
Sorry... I was in the "throes of creation" :rolleyes: and didn't give this the proper attention...bad timing...
You're better off without him - especially if this is how he treats you. Good that you hate him - instead of letting him insinuate himself back into your life. Hope you feel better soon...

[daverbee]

I agree. Anyone who would do something like that to someone is only out to get something and they need you to do it.
I had a girlfriend like that a few years ago. One of the best things I ever did for myself was finally telling her to go away.
Stay far, far away and when he calls up again, tell him you're fine, thank him for his concern, say goodbye, and hang up!

[Frieda]

OH MY GOD I BOUGHT THE CAMERA!! :eek:

[Avalon]

Living well is the best revenge.

always has been, always will be. ( well, I prefer to use brute force, but then there is that "legal" thing to contend with ;) )

You'll be fine Spicey my dear. You were before he called, and you shall be again. I promise.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Frieda
OH MY GOD I BOUGHT THE CAMERA!! :eek:


EEEEEEEEeeeee EEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

excited for you!! :D :D :D

[Frieda]

Originally posted by lapietra
EEEEEEEEeeeee EEEEEEEEEEeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

excited for you!! :D :D :D
gaaaahhhh battery! charge, battery!! hurry!! :D yay!

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
My farking ex just called to tell me he misses me. GRRR. He's the dumb fvck that dumped me. Now I feel like shit and am in my office crying. Great. I was doing so well for so long.

Remember how you felt when he dumped you. As harsh as that sounds, it'll remind you of the pain he's already caused you, and hopefully you'll recognize that was enough. No more.

Do you want to be feeling that same way all over again?


Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Why the hell does he call? Cuz he feels bad for being such a dumbass? Yeah. We were a few months from getting married and he just turns into a psyco and dumps me out of nowhere. Now he's "concerned". I hate him.


It could be any number of reasons.

My guess is that it could be that he's having a bad week and needs an ego stroke -- to hear something in your voice that you still have a thing for him. To assure him he's not the asshole he's apparently been proved to be by someone else.

Or it could be that he's recognized that he was an ass and has no clue how to fix things now, and is just touching base to feel you out.

If it's the latter, my advice would be to make him realllly work to win you back, so this time he's certain it's you he wants, and doesn't do the psycho thing on you again. Otherwise I'd be cordial, but nothing more than that. He doesn't even deserve cordial, in my opinion.

[Spicy Jack]

Thanks you guys. I am starting to feel better now. I just have to keep remembering his jerkyness and all will be better :p

[lapietra]

Originally posted by nycwriters
He doesn't even deserve cordial, in my opinion.

I think I nice flaming liqueur would be more in order for this guy. ;) Nothing too expensive, of course. Maybe just one of those little bottles you can get at the counter at the liquor store.

[Spicy Jack]

Ohh or drinking some liquor.

[lapietra]

Nothing a nice flambe' can't fix. ;)

[Spicy Jack]

Food is so the way to my heart.

[lapietra]

Ever see "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and her Lover"? ;)

[fodder]

i have 5 bucks. should i go out tonite or not

[Spicy Jack]

I've quoted this before, but it's a good one:

"Alcohol-the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"
Homer Simpson

[Spicy Jack]

Ever see "The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and her Lover"?

No. Is it a movie?

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
My farking ex just called to tell me he misses me. GRRR. He's the dumb fvck that dumped me. Now I feel like shit and am in my office crying. Great. I was doing so well for so long. Why the hell does he call? Cuz he feels bad for being such a dumbass? Yeah. We were a few months from getting married and he just turns into a psyco and dumps me out of nowhere. Now he's "concerned". I hate him.
Trust me on this one, better that he turns into a psycho *before*
you get married - then after.

And further...

It's better to have loved and lost then to live with a psycho the rest of your life. ;)

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
No. Is it a movie?
Yes - a brilliant (if disturbing) one :) I brought it up because of the ending ;)

[Hermione]

I'm feeling all.. afliejaoviuslekjaslkvjeoij!!!

[chuckie egg]

nothing can top that

[Willow Sylph]

Originally posted by lapietra
Yes - a brilliant (if disturbing) one :) I brought it up because of the ending ;)
What's it about, Lala? Is that the one with Helen Mirren? Always sounded like an interesting movie.

[Spicy Jack]

crap...how did I get here?!? I'm suppose to be working.

back to work.

i promise.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Willow Sylph
What's it about, Lala? Is that the one with Helen Mirren? Always sounded like an interesting movie.
Yes - with Helen Mirren -
This Amazon link has some very good descriptions/reviews -

Cook Thief Wife Lover - Greenaway (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/6301783018/104-6378055-0129554?v=glance)

We'll have to watch it sometime - tho' this isn't a movie you'd want River to be around for ;)

[Spicy Jack]

Yeah...movie night!!!!!



(i'm going back to work now...i promise!!!) :D

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Yeah...movie night!!!!!



(i'm going back to work now...i promise!!!) :D

You cannot escape the indomitable pull of the zeboard....

It's like the Death Star. With more cheese.

[daverbee]

I think I nice flaming liqueur would be more in order for this guy. Nothing too expensive, of course. Maybe just one of those little bottles you can get at the counter at the liquor store.

Isn't that called a Molotov Cocktail? Might go nicely into his front window or the roof of his car, don't you think?

[lapietra]

oh... I was thinking more of tossing her drink in his face and then following it with a lit match....

But that could work too. :)

[daverbee]

Hah!
That'd be a new twist on "Come on, baby, light my fire!"

:D

[nycwriters]

Ahahahahahahahaha!

My new doctor was Omorosa's doctor while she was here for the Apprentice -- you know, when the piece of plaster hit her on the head.

She told me some pretty funny stuff. Ha! I love my new doc!

[Frieda]

i love my fysio therapist

ooh boy

[Spicy Jack]

i love my slippers.

[Hermione]

I'm in a great mood today..I got my report card... all A's.. one B+ and one A+... woo hoo:) I'm bitter about my B+ though.. it was an 89.85% ohh welll yay:)

my birthday is in one month from todayy

[Spicy Jack]

congrats surb! that is awesome! so how are you going to celebrate?

[Frieda]

aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sugar rush woo woo woo

[Hermione]

I think I'm going to eat some ice cream:)

[Spicy Jack]

speaking of sugar rush

i just finished on a PayDay, Hot Tamales and a Coke.

I'm gonna have a headache...but it was worth it!

Frieda Frieda Bo Bieda
Bannana fanna fo Frieda
E I O Eida
FRIEDA!

[Frieda]

woo hooooooooooo

ayayayayyayayarribaaaahhhhh!! :D

spi
cy
spi
cy
rah rah rah

[Aphrodite]

Sushi Sushi Raw Raw Raw!!!

[lapietra]

erm..... go team?



I just had some cashews...