This is the thread where everyone is random.

[Frieda]

cashew cashew

OOH LALA!

[Spicy Jack]

I'm building a pyramid.....you just can't see it...cuz I don't live in the computer so you can't see me...but I am.

GO TEAM!

[lapietra]

heeheeheeheehee...

you guys are silly :D

[Frieda]

i am happy with my new camera
i am happy with the fact that my 2nd memory card does work
i am happy with the movie box i bought

but what the hell am i going to do at work tomorrow?

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Frieda
i am happy with my new camera
i am happy with the fact that my 2nd memory card does work
i am happy with the movie box i bought

but what the hell am i going to do at work tomorrow?

Did I forget your new camera being posted in the bragging thread?

[Frieda]

ooh there is one?

[Avalon]

I have to post something; I just saw my number and it was666 !


You may now resume your normal activities.:D

[Magpie]

Welcome to Spring in the Rockies... here's our forcast for tomorrow:

Thursday:WINTER STORM WATCH FOR THURSDAY NIGHT.Mostly cloudy, Rain changing to snow with heavy snowfall Thursday night into Friday morning. Snowfall in the Denver metro area will be 8-14" in the western and southern suburbs, 6-10" from central Denver to the north and east by noon Friday. Highs in the mid to upper 30s.

ugh :(

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Magpie
Welcome to Spring in the Rockies... here's our forcast for tomorrow:

Thursday:WINTER STORM WATCH FOR THURSDAY NIGHT.Mostly cloudy, Rain changing to snow with heavy snowfall Thursday night into Friday morning. Snowfall in the Denver metro area will be 8-14" in the western and southern suburbs, 6-10" from central Denver to the north and east by noon Friday. Highs in the mid to upper 30s.

ugh :(

Oh, for God's sake!

Well, at least it probably won't last long, this late in the year.

Snow. Bah.

I hope they're exaggerating for the sake of a story. Quite often the local news is, especially with weather.

Good luck, Mags!

[Red Princess]

it is a cosmic joke that when you make enough money for a nice shopping trip you have no time to go do it

[Magpie]

I feel for you Red... just gimme your checkbook, I do that shopping for you - I have plenty of time to spend your money ;)

[Spicy Jack]

the I.T. people at my work are freakin idiots. i know nothing about computers and i could do a better job, easily! anyway, on top of everything, they set up my username for a couple of the programs and like most usernames, its my first initial then my last name, right. well, they spell my freakin last name wrong so everyday i have to misspell my name and it drives me nuts. misspelling my own name. its so stupid. i ask them to change it and they look at me like I'm nuts. no, they are stupid. stupid, stupid, stupid.

[daverbee]

I sympathize, Spicy! Worst thing in the world for a work environment is an intelligent, stupid, self-posessed person. They get so caught up in their own intelligence they never realize how stupid they are!
I feel very fortunate that our 'puter techs are common sense people!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
it drives me nuts. misspelling my own name...

Spacy Jock ?

[daverbee]

Since I'll be going out on another excursion tomorrow, if anyone would like a postcard from St. Augustine Alligator Farm or the Castillo De San Marcos (http://www.nps.gov/casa/) PM me your mailing address and I'll send one to you!

[Avalon]

do Davers outings make me look green?? I am going to the mall..later to shop......boooohoooohooooo lol

It is a good thing someone is going someplace or I would have no life outside of work. I live my life vacariously!!:p

[Spicy Jack]

Spacy Jock ?

Spicy Cack

[dinzdale]

Tough break Iccky Japs :(

[Spicy Jack]

Har Har Dinzledar!

[Frieda]

cya in a week, my fellow monkeys! *SMOOCH*

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Frieda
cya in a week, my fellow monkeys! *SMOOCH*

Have fun! :)

[Avalon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Avalon
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRIEDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
umm.. that's t4he 25th, but thanks :) lol

(today's my cat Turbo's birthday.. 9!)

[Avalon]

You said you were leaving for a week; I didn't want you to think we all forgot!!:D

Happy Birthday Turbo-cat!

[nycwriters]

Someone tell me I don't have to go into work today.

Oh and happy birthday to the birthday peoples!

[rapscalious rob]

Turbo is a good name for a cat.

[Spicy Jack]

So i visit the Fake Blog thread for the first time in a long time. OMG! Out of control I tell you!

[rapscalious rob]

Read the first few posts and then the last few posts. It’s a complete transmogrification, like a larva to a big shiney beetle. Bizarro.

[Spicy Jack]

Kinda like my day.

Whew!

[dinzdale]

I'm going for a pint in Houston tonight....anyone care to join me?

[Spicy Jack]

I would...but Houston might be a little far.

A pint of guiness sounds really good right now!

[rapscalious rob]

Originally posted by Frieda
cya in a week, my fellow monkeys! *SMOOCH*

au revoir, freakalicious. :D

[dinzdale]

:(

[rapscalious rob]

yes - :( , too. Hope the domestic turmoil is kept to a minimum.

[Audreyvgs]

Houston isnt much of a drive for you, is it Dinz?

[Aphrodite]

Dinz, I can't make it to Houston, but I'll salute you with a Doc. Mcgillicuddy's Fireball.
http://www.drmcgillicuddy.com/images/fireball.jpg

[Audreyvgs]

hahaha only if you want one from Jungle Larry's..

[lady sphinx]

i hate both boys and girls does this make me a misogynist?

[zenbabe]

I have blisters on my hands......oooowwwieeeeeeeeeee:o

[Spicy Jack]

from moving gravel? .... or was that someone else?....eh, its late.

[zenbabe]

my flesh is grieving over gravel.......

[priceyfatprude]

Cheap macaroni & cheese is not made any better by adding bacon bits or dried onion. Kraft only, ppl. Or, in a pinch, Land O Lakes, it doesn't have that fluorescent orange color.

I'm watching 'Date w/an Angel' w/Tad from All My Children.

[zenbabe]

sounds a Tad boring...hahahhahhaha!!

[priceyfatprude]

lol

[Aphrodite]

I threw tuna and peas in with kraft dinner and called it tuna casserole.

It needed ketchup.

[Audreyvgs]

I wouldnt even THINK of disturbing Kraft Dinner.

Fried in butter the next day, tho, is quite correct.

---Miss Manners

[Hermione]

OMG.. my allergies are awful!!! I usually NEVER suffer from anything.. ahhhh!

[priceyfatprude]

It needed ketchup.No. But I do that, too. So much easier. And a snack sized back of sour cream & onion chips, crushed on top. Fancy. I wouldnt even THINK of disturbing Kraft Dinner.

Fried in butter the next day, tho, is quite correct.

---Miss MannersYES. YUM!!!

[Magpie]

Originally posted by zenbabe
my flesh is grieving over gravel.......
Like I said before, there are much better ways of "feeling your body" than slinging rocks Zen. Next time you have this need to fill consider the alternatives. Everyone's doin' it, it's fun, it's exciting, it's, well..........masturbation! :D

Come Kids Let's Masturbate! (http://www.letsmasturbate.com/)

[rapscalious rob]

I hope zen enjoyed her pizza, that crazy monkey.

[rapscalious rob]

perhaps board domination is mine!!!!

[madasacutsnake]

Think again baby.

[rapscalious rob]

got the pic. I’ll put it on the server and show it off eventually. Haha!
finally lost my mind.

[Aphrodite]

Mad TV just did a skit about the show Scare Tactic!!!

Dr. Smooth did you guys know about that?????

edited because I for some reason imagined it was Will Farrell doing the skit. It was michael McDonald.

[Abby Normal]

I've always liked "CLOPS" the claymation COPS sketch. The part with Wallace and Gromit is forkin' awesome.

[Hermione]

omg.. I am sooo chubbyy...!! I need to lose like 15 pounds before graduation!!!!

[nycwriters]

Oh man, someone take my plastic away from me. I just spent $500 in 30 minutes for clothes.

[topcat]

you only live once kid

[sparticle]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh man, someone take my plastic away from me. I just spent $500 in 30 minutes for clothes.

Ai yi!

Of course, where you live, that's perfectly excusable. Prices are high. Are they clothes you wear to work? Can you write them off?

I just got bawled out by the Mister, who is up to his neck in taxes, for not "expensing" everything last year. And realized I don't make much, if anything! And that I have a gazillion dollar inventory and that that's bad business practice. And blah and blah and blah.

In response, I'm going to sit on the back stoop and blow soap bubbles until I no longer feel the urge to scream. JOJ

[Avalon]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh man, someone take my plastic away from me. I just spent $500 in 30 minutes for clothes.

Pfft..come'ere NYC let me show you how it's done ;)

[Aphrodite]

I haven't spent that much on clothes altogether in the last 5 years.

Give me the card. It will be safe.

[nycwriters]

I'll send you them all ... just put them in a ziploc and chuck 'em in the freezer.

It was the shoes that did me in.

edited to add

Whoops there were other comments I missed:

Hahahaha Avalon... NEVER come here, we will be in debt up to our wee eyeballs by the way you're talking.

Topcat, that's the kind of thinking that got me here in the first place! ;)

Spart, no, I needed some casual clothes ... my clothes are virtually ALL work clothes. ... then I needed some shoes, then I needed a few pretty underthings, then shoes and more shoes, and then a few dresses ... eh, it adds up. :)

D better get a movie deal to support the way I love to shop! Hey! Wait a minute, didn't someone just sign a deal with Dreamworks?! hahahahahaha ......:eek:

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Avalon
Pfft..come'ere NYC let me show you how it's done ;)
I hear that to the Charlie Daniels Song. 'Devil's in the house of the rising sun'

Originally posted by Avalon
Sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done ;)

Fire on the Mountain Run boys Run!
Devil's in the house of the rising sun!

[Avalon]

Hey!! I resemble that remark lol:D

[nycwriters]

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/large/32669.jpg

And

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/large/107793.jpg

and

http://www.stevemadden.com/PRODUCT_IMAGES_STEVEN/MARLOE017.jpg


These kind of made me chuckle because they're the Zen collection: (http://www.stevemadden.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/STORE/FASTSTEVEN/ZEN.htm?L+control+zxle0982+1082942022)

[bealeblues]

charlie daniels lyrics???

now you're talking my confederate language!



YEE-HAW

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images7/zen.jpg
Those are WEAPONS!

[nycwriters]

Exactly Magpie m'dear. Exactly.

[Magpie]

My daughter calls those Pizza Feet, you know because they look like a slice of pizza. I call them ingrown toenails :eek:

With my healing broken toe, pretty sure I won't be wearing those anytime soon!

[nycwriters]

There was a show on the Discovery channel the other day about women who are getting their feet altered through plastic surgery so they can wear these new shoes.

Craziness, I tell ya.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
http://www.stevemadden.com/PRODUCT_IMAGES_STEVEN/MARLOE017.jpg *droooooooooools*

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
There was a show on the Discovery channel the other day about women who are getting their feet altered through plastic surgery so they can wear these new shoes.

Craziness, I tell ya. Did you see the one about the women who bind their feet? I thought I was gonna puke!!!

[Avalon]

That is an old Japanese custom, usually for royalty. How awful!!http://www.circumstitions.com/Images/feet1.jpg

[nycwriters]

Estee Lauder died. :(

[Avalon]

oh crap. Another icon gone:(

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Estee Lauder died. :( *cries*

They own Origins.

[zenbabe]

why do people think that you can't see them when they pick their nose's in their cars?

[topcat]

god gave me my face but let me pick my nose








sorry i couldn't resist

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by zenbabe
why do people think that you can't see them when they pick their nose's in their cars?

I don't know but that is one of the must disgusting habits.

[topcat]

i am new to the boards, how come we cant use the letter u as in f-ck

[zenbabe]

cause ze is a big prude!

[priceyfatprude]

You can't call someone a *****, either. But you can say that he pussied out.

It's b/c the website attracts all ages, sometimes Ze gets email from 10 y/o kids.

[Audreyvgs]

Im saving ***** for when Bink is like in 3rd grade. He'll need to know by then, what with the 2nd graders gettin caught doin the bj's in the bathroom at school, i learned this in the debate threads, I just knew i was missin something!

[Hermione]

woo hoo.. i just finished my stats practice a/p test.. i finished in the required 1hr 30min!! yayy for me.. i wonder how many i got correct... hmm..

[znikaraz]

hypocrites are funny. i just wanna video record em as theyre whining about something someone did and show the vid to them as soon as they start doing the same thing they were whining about before. there should be a show called "worlds funniest hypocrites".

[daverbee]

there should be a show called "worlds funniest hypocrites".

Unfortunately, since television executives are among the most hypocritical, cynical people on the planet, it'd either always be set in their boardrooms or it would never be shown! :p

[sparticle]

Originally posted by znikaraz
there should be a show called "worlds funniest hypocrites".
There is -- it's called "The Five O'Clock News". :D

[Audreyvgs]

OR A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
OR A STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS!!!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Say it, sister!

[Spicy Jack]

I was cleaning out my home office and I found at least 30 AOL floppy discs from, like, gee, 8 years ago.

[daverbee]

Maybe you can have them appraised on Antiques Roadshow!

[nycwriters]

Careful kids. Just reading a story that there's a new strain of gonorrhea out there that's resistent to antibiotics. In other words, it can't be cured.

Wow, what a wonderful world we live in.

[topcat]

avalon where are the pics?

[Avalon]

Originally posted by topcat
avalon where are the pics?

what is it you would like to see photos of 'cat? am I going to be sorry I asked this question? ;)

[topcat]

naked animals

[Avalon]

http://www.hpphoto.com/sessions/358191455006/37635677lg.jpg

this red x was a naked squirrel TopCat..censors musta got him hahahahaaha

[Hermione]

I just woke up from the best nap ever

[sparticle]

Cute, cute, cute!<center>

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040423/capt.hal10104231122.germany_baby_monkey_hal101.jpg <center>

Too tiny even to have flung his first wee fistful of poop at anybody! :D

[funkytuba]

And you're already stealing it from him.... you meanie!

[sparticle]

*snicker*

[bealeblues]

you're going to put zen into a frenzy to get one of those

[sparticle]

Originally posted by bealeblues
you're going to put zen into a frenzy to get one of those

I wish my son was six inches tall -- I'd send 'im to her! He could fling all the poop he wanted, and when she got sick of him, she could stick him in a little box in the spare room.

[Avalon]

ya gotta remind her to poke holes in the box spart;)

[Spicy Jack]

awww...a little monkey, they are so cute at that age. what happens?

[red]

wow! goldfish crackers really expand in soup.

[Spicy Jack]

I drank goldfish crackers once. Along with Kool-aide, vodka, beer, coffee ground, jungle juice, more vodka and some Jager. All in one 32oz cup. Ahhhh, college.

[Audreyvgs]

In Waukesha, we used to call that Wapatuli ...but without the crackers.
we tossed those later.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
In Waukesha, we used to call that Wapatuli ...but without the crackers.
we tossed those later.

Ha ha haaaaaaaa! I haven't heard of Wapatuli in years.

Yes, and the tossing of the crackers was usually a later part of the ritual, accompanied by moans of "Oh, my GOD! Never agaaaaaaaaainnnnnn"! LOL

[Spicy Jack]

Well, it was between real goldfish or crackers, so I went with the crackers. :( Ewww doesn't begin to explain it. I think that night was the first time I hopped onto the time travel machine and woke up the next day not knowing how I got there. Ugh!

[nycwriters]

Wow, I just got scolded at work. I don't think I've ever had that happen before in my life ... hrm, not sure I like it. :(

[sparticle]

Man, that sucks! What were they scolding you about?

[Abby Normal]

Yuck. Scolding sucks. I should know, my witchy journalism teacher does that to me all the time(Considering I only earn it about 25% of the time, heehee)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
In Waukesha, we used to call that Wapatuli ...but without the crackers.
we tossed those later. Trash Can Punch, baby!

Yummmmmmmmmm.

*8 hours later*

Ralllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllph.

[Avalon]

Sounds like what they call a "Hairy Buffalo" here.

[Abby Normal]

We just straight up call it "poison". I've seen the effects. It's some nasty stuff.

[Audreyvgs]

OOOO scolding. Type A trait. Usually infront of other people. Very insecure person doing that. Hmmm.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Abby Normal
Yuck. Scolding sucks. I should know, my witchy journalism teacher does that to me all the time(Considering I only earn it about 25% of the time, heehee)

Stop talking about me that way in public. :o

P.S. Thanks Aud, that made me feel better. *smooch*

[nycwriters]

We call the mix a "purple jesus" ... went to a party in my youth where they had this big vile vat (it was actually a plastic garbage bin -- hopefully cleaned out) of purple jesus ... the rule was if you said the word "and" -- you had to take a cup o' the purple stuff.

[Hermione]

I didn't go to school today because I was dying this morning.. I found out I missed a practice gov test.. darn.

omg.. I found out that people voted for me for prom court.. woah.. I'm one of the nominees to be on court.. creepy. I'll find out next week if I'm on court.

[Spicy Jack]

do you have a date yet?

I say ask someone!

[Hermione]

the boy is supposed to ask this week... :)

[Spicy Jack]

good for you....but, if he doesn't - ask him!

[nycwriters]

Oh good Lord, my high school is having a reunion in 2006.

But they put together a website with old (yes Dinz, ancient) photos ...

Guess which one is me!

http://www.sjam.net/photos/24ec7562.jpg

[dinzdale]

Back Row third from left?

[nycwriters]

Ha cute smartass. I think that's the dude that went on to Degrassi.

[dinzdale]

Are you top left corner with the dimples ?

[nycwriters]

DING! DING! DING!

[Audreyvgs]

and smurfy feet

[priceyfatprude]

Shush, my Peggles is cuuuuute. I guess her right off. :)

For randomness:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/04/27/sister.soldiers/index.html

This is on CNN now, it's on my local news every night.

[fodder]

Woah.

my dad just said we have an extra ticket to coachella (http://www.coachelle.com) and to ask any of my friends in california if they want to go

i don't think i have any friends in california.

[Spicy Jack]

extra ticket? how do you just happen to have an extra ticket? i live in california. i do. i do.

[lapietra]

I like crows.
I like the way they walk, and how they move their heads in that funny, jerky way. I like how black and glossy they are. I even like their funny voices.

I want one.

[Avalon]

Illegal in the states Lala:( Did you know there is some crazy law on the books about not even filming them?? That is why on the windex commercials they have the white breast feathers. those are South american crows. They paint their breast feathers black when they need to use them for movies. Very bizarre law:eek:

[lapietra]

wah! :(

When I was a teenager, I would walk to school... there was a guy who fed two crows on his front lawn. They were HUGE! and very tame. So pretty. :)

[nycwriters]

Oh man! I'm sooo happy! I just got back in touch with my best friend from high school! :D

Last time I heard from her she was off in Germany, and with both of us moving all over the place, we lost touch with each other!

Yay!

[Hermione]

woo hoo.. I'm happy for you NYC!! :)

well..


The boy asked today!

Here's the story..

I go to school.. and when I got to class I saw that my desk was covered with yellow rose petals, a piece of paper, and a black 4inch heel. And I sit down and I read the piece of paper.. this is what it said:

Like Cinderella, a shoe has been lost.
After the ball in the wonderous frost.
So now here's a challenge not too alarming,
Find me so that I can be your prince charming.


A riddle for you, to last throughout the day,
You ask who I am? You will know by May.
So search high and low, to find this shoe's mate
And you will find your aspiring Prom date!

(isn't that soo cute?)

so anywho.. all throughout the day boys were coming up to me with shoes and then finally during my last class he came in with flowers and the other shoe. My entire class went nuts.. they were screaming/clapping/taking pictures. It was fun..

so yay for me.. i'm going to prom:)

[Avalon]

Congratulations Surbhi:) he sounds like a romantic:D

Reminds me of my junior prom. Only mine went something like this:

So Ava..are we going to the prom or what?

Yeah..it was pure magic :p

[Aphrodite]

Oh Surbhi. That was sooooo coooool!!!!

Wow! How special is that?!!!

Go and thoroughly enjoy yourself.

I didn't go to my prom. I can't wait to live vicariously through yours.

Then each of my daughters.
Should they choose to go.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
Oh Surbhi. That was sooooo coooool!!!!

Wow! How special is that?!!!

Go and thoroughly enjoy yourself.

I didn't go to my prom. I can't wait to live vicariously through yours.

Then each of my daughters.
Should they choose to go.


I didn't go to my prom either. But it sounds like somebody's going to have a lot of fun at hers! Good for surbhi!

[Avalon]

I am ashamed to admit that I just this minute got the time right on this thing. It has always been like -5 hours. Jeeze I feel lame:o

Have a wonderful evening everyone; I am going to go watch
"Big Fish"

[Audreyvgs]

My sis bought that for me today!!!


OMG Surbhi, keep that one.

[bealeblues]

originally posted by avalon
So Ava..are we going to the prom or what?


oh that's RIGHT! i forgot i did ask you to junior prom! good times....

[Avalon]

that's right beale..you were a silver-tongued devil even then:p

[sparticle]

I didn't miss my prom through anyone's fault but my own. I went to a bar the night before with a bunch of other seniors and tried to drink the place dry and got so dog-ass ill that I couldn't breathe without retching the next day. Compounding the problem, my parents had been thoroughly lied to by me and my cronies and had no idea what was wrong, so, in a panic, they put their deathly ill daughter in the hospital and prayed she'd live.

So I sat there on prom night watching a ballgame with IV fluids going into my arm and sipping a ginger ale in a plastic cup. Served me right, but it didn't make me feel any better about it.

I never did tell my parents that my catastrophic illess had to do with drinking seventeen Guinness and dancing half-naked on tabletops. I probably should have; they might have forced me to go to prom.

As I recall, that night as on so many others, the Indians lost....

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by surbhi
woo hoo.. I'm happy for you NYC!! :)

well..


The boy asked today!

Here's the story..

I go to school.. and when I got to class I saw that my desk was covered with yellow rose petals, a piece of paper, and a black 4inch heel. And I sit down and I read the piece of paper.. this is what it said:

Like Cinderella, a shoe has been lost.
After the ball in the wonderous frost.
So now here's a challenge not too alarming,
Find me so that I can be your prince charming.


A riddle for you, to last throughout the day,
You ask who I am? You will know by May.
So search high and low, to find this shoe's mate
And you will find your aspiring Prom date!

(isn't that soo cute?)

so anywho.. all throughout the day boys were coming up to me with shoes and then finally during my last class he came in with flowers and the other shoe. My entire class went nuts.. they were screaming/clapping/taking pictures. It was fun..

so yay for me.. i'm going to prom:)

Oh man! That's amazing. I don't think boys were that sophisticated when I was your age. Very very nice! I hope you said yes. :)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by fodder
Woah.

my dad just said we have an extra ticket to coachella (http://www.coachelle.com) and to ask any of my friends in california if they want to go

i don't think i have any friends in california. Can I be your friend, fodder?

My junior prom was ruined by this senior who took 13 girls. They were all going to go as a group of friends & he was up to 25 girls at one point. PEOPLE magazine came & covered it. He now works in a salon on the south side of town.

[fodder]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
extra ticket? how do you just happen to have an extra ticket? i live in california. i do. i do.

he gets them for free bc of his job

and spisay you were always mean to me

[fodder]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Can I be your friend, fodder?

My junior prom was ruined by this senior who took 13 girls. They were all going to go as a group of friends & he was up to 25 girls at one point. PEOPLE magazine came & covered it. He now works in a salon on the south side of town.

1 guy and 25 girls?!

[daverbee]

well..


The boy asked today!

Here's the story..

I go to school.. and when I got to class I saw that my desk was covered with yellow rose petals, a piece of paper, and a black 4inch heel. And I sit down and I read the piece of paper.. this is what it said:

Like Cinderella, a shoe has been lost.
After the ball in the wonderous frost.
So now here's a challenge not too alarming,
Find me so that I can be your prince charming.


A riddle for you, to last throughout the day,
You ask who I am? You will know by May.
So search high and low, to find this shoe's mate
And you will find your aspiring Prom date!

(isn't that soo cute?)

so anywho.. all throughout the day boys were coming up to me with shoes and then finally during my last class he came in with flowers and the other shoe. My entire class went nuts.. they were screaming/clapping/taking pictures. It was fun..

so yay for me.. i'm going to prom
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Wow! He sounds like one in a million! You should definitely keep him!
Glad to hear it worked out the way you wanted it to!

[Abby Normal]

*sigh*. God you are so lucky. I wish something like that would happen to me.

[nycwriters]

Holy freakin' planets aligning. My friend from HS? She and her fiance are heading to NYC this weekend because her fiance has a conference to attend. Wow.

We're meeting for dinner tomorrow night! I haven't seen her in 10 years!

Oh man, I'm so happy right now I could split. :D

[Avalon]

Oh, good for you NYC:) Hope you have a wonderful time.
take lots of pictures.

[Hermione]

I just got back from a visit to the cadaver lab.. woah.. it was super cool.

[daverbee]

I just got back from a visit to the cadaver lab.. woah.. it was super cool.

Is there a future Coroner in our midst?

[lvlycwgirl]

Originally posted by surbhi
it was super cool.

literally :cool:

[Hermione]

haha.. no there is a future attorney in our midst..

I went as a field trip for my Physiology class.

It was a bit freaky in the beginning because you could see their faces and stuff.. but after the initial shock.. it got very interesting.

[Spicy Jack]

In HS I wanted to be a coroner or pathologist SO bad. Nothing in the world could upset my stomach or bother me. Now, that I've *cough*matured *cough*, I start to get sweaty, clammy, and see little stars when I am around patients too long. Not fun. the first procedure I helped out in, I had to leave the room and put my head between my legs in front of the nursing staff. Yep. I'm cool. Real cool.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
In HS I wanted to be a coroner or pathologist SO bad. Nothing in the world could upset my stomach or bother me. Now, that I've *cough*matured *cough*, I start to get sweaty, clammy, and see little stars when I am around patients too long. Not fun. the first procedure I helped out in, I had to leave the room and put my head between my legs in front of the nursing staff. Yep. I'm cool. Real cool.

My ex did this his first go-round in the OR and now he's a fine doctor. Don't sweat it. It's the little things like that, that make us human.

[Avalon]

What the hell is wrong with the kid next door? I just heard him tell his mom "It is too sunny to play outside". WTF. The kid is 5 years old and is the color of school paste; now I know why.
Next I see him wearing sunglasses and carrying an umbrella for shade. OOooookay. Their back yard looks like an amusement park; if there is a yard toy to be had, this kid has it. Does he use them? Nope. He is currently staring into my back yard watching my husband scoop dog poop.
My husband detests that job, so I put as much distance between us as I can when it is his turn. We have 4 dogs, so it has to be done everyday. And he isn't the chatty type to begin with, so it is better he work solo.
You would have to know my husband to get the full scope of this. He looks like Michael McDonald of the Doobie Bros./MCI commercials..but his personality is pure Jack Nicholson. :rolleyes:
Perky's avatar always reminds me of Mr. Avalon; when he is really at the edge of sanity..he drops his head and grits his teeth. He is doing this as we speak. He just informed me that "Casper" from next door is pointing out piles of dog crap to him from his yard with his "bony, dead looking little fingers".HAHAHAHAHA
I wish I could get some pictures of this, but I would probably be taking my life into my own hands.

Guess I will just go poop scoop instead:D

[rapscalious rob]

Dear nycwriters:

The phrase: “you are your spatula” has become my personal mantra. Thank you.

Wuv,
Rob.

[priceyfatprude]

Dear Mr & Mrs Avalon,

I bet Casper would have a gay old time scooping poop out of your backyard with his shovel & pail. Why don't you offer him a dollar a day to do it? That's a lot of money to a little kid.


Dear Rob,

I went to the gym, but then I had a mustard dog & some fries. (NO KETCHUP)

I even asked them for ketchup, fully intending to use it on the fries. Sadly, the fries didn't make it back to my apartment alive. :(

[Audreyvgs]

OMG i am so happy, bink plays with ALL of his toys, albeit randomly and unpredictably, but he is outside if it isn't lightning and thundering all day long.


I officially have fulfilled my destiny today, i became a soccer mom. I havent decided yet if this is the end of everything as i have come to know it, or a good thing, but we will see. When i signed him up for soccer, i didnt realize he'd have a game every saturday for the next 9WEEKS>8:30 am.......

I stood behind the bleachers, the parking lot being a good mile away, and watched the families cheer their children on. I asked one gentleman if he'd like me to catch his child when he fell off the bleacher top, I was being sarcastic, but he later started a conversation with me, leading me to believe he didnt get it. I watched other small children fall thru the cracks of the bleachers and bruise themselves as well, and finally moved over on the grass so i could hear what the coach was telling him....and i was the only onewho asked the coach later what i could bring, or if i could carry something. Its goanna be a long 9 games.

I forgot to tell you, I was banned from Tball by my sis, who was horrified that I would yell "Goddammit Bink, do what the coach tells you and stop kicking the dirt!!!!!" without thinking. actually, i banned myself as well.

so, who do you think was out in the middle of the freakin field kicking dirt today? Bink. AND WHO DO YOU THINK KEPT THEIR MOUTH SHUT TIGHT? me.
its a growth experience.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
Dear nycwriters:

The phrase: “you are your spatula” has become my personal mantra. Thank you.

Wuv,
Rob.

Dear Rob,

You're welcome.

Just don't ask me what it means! :)

Cordially,

NYC

[Gatsby]

Nachos nachos LIMA BEANS
Nachos nachos LIMA BEANS

Does anyone here watch Space Ghost?
Or Mystery Science Theater?

But what I really like are the British comedies on PBS, late Sunday nights.

I say, madame, whot ewe lyke some teah?

[zenbabe]

kaj;oosdddddhtyyyyyyflaikdoj;aaehghhhhhhhhhhisssss sy

[Avalon]

Dear Mr & Mrs Avalon,

I bet Casper would have a gay old time scooping poop out of your backyard with his shovel & pail. Why don't you offer him a dollar a day to do it? That's a lot of money to a little kid.


Dear PFP,


Thanks for the suggestion, but first, he would think it was too sunny, warm, too much air etc. to do it. Secondly..he would be lost in some of the bigger piles; our shepherd leaves landmines. I am sure I would go out there and find just the top of his umbrella sticking out of the top of one of Samson's cow patties.
And alas, a buck isn't much to this kid..he goes to Toys R Us
daily , and I am not exaggerating. His parents are very sweet people who were married 10 years before they had him.
So, he is a little over indulged I think:rolleyes:

I might ask Mr. Avalon for a buck to do it though;)

[Avalon]

Originally posted by GatsbyGirl
Nachos nachos LIMA BEANS
Nachos nachos LIMA BEANS

Does anyone here watch Space Ghost?
Or Mystery Science Theater?

But what I really like are the British comedies on PBS, late Sunday nights.

I say, madame, whot ewe lyke some teah?

MST 3000..they should have been required to stay on the air whether they wanted to or not! lol

[Audreyvgs]

Oh no, was zen plotzed again last night?

[AllegroNg]

I love MST3K to no end. I was saving myself for Joel. And for Jm J. Bullock, too. Yet, I digress..

[Avalon]

What ever happened to Joel?? I adored Joel. hey..he didn't become Ze..did he??;)

[AllegroNg]

If he did become Ze, he's soooo screwed;)

He left the show, from what I hear, because he din't like the spotlight...

[Audreyvgs]

http://www.audreyheffner.net/pikey.jpg

[Avalon]

awwww, isn't that the new baby, Pike??:)

[Audreyvgs]

Yeah, what a great cat. All the doors are open, but she refuses to leave the bathroom/bedroom until she gets used to the dogs. I found her snoopin in Bink's room, but i think that because it was time to wake up, she just decided to go in there and wake him up herself, but i surprised her. She must have heard the alarm clock and put it all together. She is so casual, she's a wonderful cat. Hasn't knocked anything off the dressing tablein the bathroom or anywhere else. Graceful fat cat. Sheds like a sonofabitch, tho. Gotta figureout what to do about that. Maybe a lot of lint rollers.

[daverbee]

Try shaving her. :D :D :D

[lvlycwgirl]

My little sister once gave our family cat a hair cut. That cat was never the same after that. :(

[daverbee]

We had a cat when I was a kid who was literally afraid of nothing. My Dad saw her beat up a doberman pinscher once! Anyway, she had a skin problem once and had to be shaved. Spent the following two months hiding under my parent's bed and only coming out at night to eat and use the litter box! She was humiliated!

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Sheds like a sonofabitch, tho. Gotta figureout what to do about that. Maybe a lot of lint rollers.

A good bath will help that. But good luck with that hahahahaha ....

[Avalon]

I got the brilliant idea to have my long haired cat shaved..but only his hind legs because his pantaloons get to be such a mess:(
So I left him at the groomer, as usual. Told the new girl (!): The usual, just his bottom.
When I went to pick poor Ozzy up..she had shaved his belly!! I guess she thought that was the bottom of the cat:eek:

He was highly pissed off to say the least. I don't take him anymore..I just trim him up the best I can myself.

[Gatsby]

We have three cats in this house - one is mine, and the other two are my roomie's.


My roomie has a cat named Gizmo, a tortie, and the cat has no natural instinct to bathe. I have never seen her take a bath. So her fur gets oily and dandruffy - like no self-respecting cat I've ever seen.

So we have to give the poor girl bi-weekly baths. So sad! I wish she'd just understand....

[lvlycwgirl]

The last time I tried to give a cat a bath I had scuba gear on and snow gloves! (cat still never got clean, had soapy hair for a week):rolleyes:

[lapietra]

I usually comb my kitties with a really fine-toothed comb to get the extra fur... It works really well and they *LOVE* it! :) I think it's the combination of the stroking feeling and it kind of scratches them (gently, you know, like scratching someone's back)...

[Spicy Jack]

Hi, My name is Spicy and I have NOTHING TO DO!!!!!!!

I wanna go home.:(

[Gatsby]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
da dah dah da da da da. da da.
da. da. dada. dada. dada.
THE FAMOUS MR. ED!

[nycwriters]

Yay! Rimmer's meeting a group of us all for dinner tonight at Candela. :)

Yes, you may envy me.

[Spicy Jack]

"Rimmer"..that is SOOO wrong!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Yay! Rimmer's meeting a group of us

tell her to CALM DOWN !!

[Magpie]

Three days ago it was 80 degrees here. Now it's snowing.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images7/unhappy.jpg

[red]

I've seen snow 8 times in my life.

[Clytie]

magpie...sounds like where i live...it was 80 on monday tuesday it was 30 and snowing!

[Spicy Jack]

We just got a patient that swallowed a razor blade. Good Lord!

[Gatsby]

Ewwwwww, OOOOOWWWWWWW.

Oh my God, that is terrible. How could you possibly swallow a razor blade? I can't even think about it...

[Clytie]

jack u work at a hospital too?? :)

[Spicy Jack]

yeah, we get some nasty shite once in a while. Once a lady swallowed 4 D batteries and 5 toothbrushes thinking it would kill her. Wow. People do weird stuff.

[Gatsby]

My best friend works in labor and delivery. She has some interesting stories, but nothing like that!!

[bealeblues]

when i worked in radiology, i saw this x-ray where the girl hadn't had a bowel movement in over a year. the shit was so impacted that it displaced her baby from its normal position over toward her side... the resident that did the surgery to remove all the shit said it was like concrete in there....

[Clytie]

I work in ICU...we get tons of stuff! definate variety.

my sister works in L&D...yer right Gatsby wiErd stories... i remember one time this baby was coming and they had no bed for the mom so they were tellin her to keep her legs together!

ive got a swallowing story to betcha Jack...this guy once was in a dump and found an old Jack Daniels bottle. He drank what was in it and burnd his throat and stomach...he drank acid. it was so strong it burnd thru the plastic containers they tried to store it in at the hospital. he was pretty messd up.

[Spicy Jack]

I have a "foreign object", 2 feet in length, 4 cm in diameter, flesh colored rubber, sitting in my specimen cabinet that had to be surgically removed from some guys GI tract - the lower end of that tract. You figure it out.

[Clytie]

i can beat that...this is my BEST hospital story

Gangrene....yep it set in on this guys leg...and when he came it it was up to his thigh...it spread...

and one morning i came in to a specimen on my desk i thot it was stool...but it was really the remains of that guys manhood

[Gatsby]

Okay, when my best friend was doing clinicals (she's a BS/RN) in college, she was working at the free clinic. This girl came in and she had recurrent strep throat, and her mom was MAD, b*tching the doctor and my friend out for not treating her more effectively.

So they did another culture, and the doctor looked at my friend knowingly, and they walked into the room....

The doctor said, "You may want to ask your mom to leave the room." And the girl says, "No! Anything you can say to me, you can say to my mom! Why can't you treat this??"

And the doctor says, "It's not strep. You have gonorrhea. In your throat."

Vindication!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I have a "foreign object", 2 feet in length, 4 cm in diameter, flesh colored rubber, sitting in my specimen cabinet that had to be surgically removed from some guys GI tract - the lower end of that tract. You figure it out.

Did it say "Property of New York Yankees" on it?

[Spicy Jack]

LOL!!!!:p

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
.............the surgery to remove all the shit said it was like concrete in there....

How come YOU'RE still fvckin' full of it?

[Hermione]

weee it's fridayy!

I am going to go see a movie right now.. then go out to get some thai food..

tomorrow i am going to study statistics for 5 hours

sunday i will be doing gov homework, physiology homework, and studying for stats!!

sounds like a very productive weekend!

[Spicy Jack]

Wow surbs, you sound pretty excited about all that!?! Are you feelin' alright.......wait, are you in love?

[Hermione]

haha.. i'm in love with studying..

I get some sort of sick enjoyment out of studying..

I know.. weird.. haha

[Gatsby]

I hate studying. I hate law school. I just took a final in Civil Procedure that was one question, closed book (you had to memorize half of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure - no easy thing), and the prof gave us six hours to answer the question. And it took every bit of it. I filled up 5 bluebooks.

If anyone is even remotely thinking of ever going to law school, PM me (or Beale) and we'll happily talk you out of it.

[Spicy Jack]

I'm in the mood to watch "Nightmare Before Christmas" I have the "What's This" song in my head.

[Gatsby]

I love Edward Scissorhands.

[Spicy Jack]

I love anything Burton or Terantino (sp?).

[Hermione]

I love nightmare before christmas

Gatsby Girl.. I will be going to law school in four years. Have you read One L?

[Clytie]

i am not in law school---or any school. THANX GAWD

[Gatsby]

Yeah, I read it when I was a senior in college. At best it's a watered down version of what actually goes on.

All law schools are different. My cousin is at a law school right now where everyone gets along pretty well, they have intramurals and outside activities, people are friends... but it's a low tier law school, not hard to get into.

I go into one of the more competitive schools in the area, and everyone HATES each other. No one talks to each other because there's a mandatory enforced curve, so if you help out a classmate you're effectively lowering your own grade. This also means that in a class of 15 people, only X amount of people statistically are able to get an A, and Y amount of people are destined to fail, even if everyone makes somewhere within the 80th percentile on the test.

People rip pages out of books in the library your first year to get ahead, or hide books. People brown-nose with the upperclassment to get inside info that they then refuse to share with anyone else.

And social life? Forget it. You will study, alone, 24/7 for three years. It ruins your life. This has been the worst three years of my life. Beale will concur.

Enough ranting. If you want details, PM me, I'd be happy to answer any and all of your questions about the LSAT, etc.

[Hermione]

woah..

I will PM you later.. I'm about to leave..

thanks for that though... it was very intersting

[Audreyvgs]

I had a friend who was training to be a neurosurgeon in Miami, and they had one of those poor beleagured german tourists come in, they'd been drivin their rental car somewhere they werent sposed to and one of em got shot, and he brought the Xray over and showed us. The bullett hit right above the nose, and went all the way in, but stopped just short of hitting the brain. The Xray was amazing and the patient was ok!

[Spicy Jack]

I cleaned my mouse again. I just cleaned it like 2 weeks ago and it was already clogged up. Stupid mouse.

[Clytie]

yea ... but the work computers worry me the most...i know im the only one using Charlie...but at work... *shudders* i dun even wanna THINK whats been near/by the mouse

[funkytuba]

I went to the store last week during my lunch break and bought some snacks to keep me out of the vending machine... some rice cakes and smart puffs and bananas and stuff.

I made the mistake of keeping the bananas in the same drawer as everything else. The smart puffs now taste like banana-cheese puffs.

Not sure if it's good or bad.

[nycwriters]

Ha! God bless Funky. He always gets a grin outta me.

[funkytuba]

now if I could just convince her to go back and repopulate all those posts she deleted out of the fiction project... :rolleyes:

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I'm in the mood to watch "Nightmare Before Christmas" I have the "What's This" song in my head.

I ADORE "Nightmare Before Christmas". That and "Beetlejuice" are two of my absolute favorite movies.

Some of the parts in "Nightmare" with Jack and Sally make me cry... *schniffle* -- my biggest laugh is the cat air raid siren in Hallowe'en Town, where they crank his tail to sound the alarm....

[nycwriters]

I only deleted the poetry in the fiction thread, that was it .. oh and maybe the go it alone haikus. Otherwise I left those alone.

[rapscalious rob]

for publishing?

[Clytie]

*ears perk up* publishing? ooo niiiiiiiiice maybe someday that will happen for me... *sighs*

[nycwriters]

publishing? bwuh?

Good grief, nobody on God's green earth would ever pay to read my crappy poetry.

[Avalon]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!

*did beales just appear anywhere??*

[Spicy Jack]

Yeah, he's right here, I'm sitting on him

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice

*phew* Don't worry...he went back!

[Audreyvgs]

I think some of those limericks are good enough to publish. I try to stay away from the other creative writing stuff, as I don't want any one to see that i don't know what the hell im doin.

[Frieda]

i feel betrayed. i'm still being betrayed. should i let this person know that i know that this person is betraying me?

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Frieda
i feel betrayed. i'm still being betrayed. should i let this person know that i know that this person is betraying me?

Without knowing any more about it, I think so. You should at least tell the person you suspect of betraying you about your suspicion. It is almost always good to get htings out in the open where they can be discussed.

Almost always, but not always. You alone know best.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by nycwriters
publishing? bwuh?

Good grief, nobody on God's green earth would ever pay to read my crappy poetry.

I would read it. I don't know you, but I'll bet it's good.

I just put one of mine over in the Active Fiction thing. I borrowed offa Yeats, so how good is that, but I enjoyed writing it. :) It's nice to have a place to put it; I've never shared much of my poetry.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by sparticle
Without knowing any more about it, I think so. You should at least tell the person you suspect of betraying you about your suspicion. It is almost always good to get htings out in the open where they can be discussed.

Almost always, but not always. You alone know best.
i'm scared of being paranoid but something tells me i'm dead right about this. :( bah. this person feels as my own flesh & blood, someone i got to trust. i should've known better. right?

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Frieda
i'm scared of being paranoid but something tells me i'm dead right about this. :( bah. this person feels as my own flesh & blood, someone i got to trust. i should've known better. right?

Well, just sharing from personal experience, I've found it's good to trust your instincts AND check them out. If there's nothing wrong, it helps to be reassured, and if there is something wrong, better that you find out and settle it sooner than later.

I am so sorry if it's true, though. :(

Hope it all works out.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by sparticle
Well, just sharing from personal experience, I've found it's good to trust your instincts AND check them out. If there's nothing wrong, it helps to be reassured, and if there is something wrong, better that you find out and settle it sooner than later.

I am so sorry if it's true, though. :(

Hope it all works out.
we'll see. i'll wait a bit and collect evidence.. thank you for your advice :)

[sparticle]

Of course! I hope your birthday was happy! :)

[Hermione]

(*&^#08973509*&!!!!!!!

I have NO motivation for studying..

sooo sleepy..

in such need of studying for stats..

.. really need to pass a/p exam

.. oh screw it.. i'm going to watch tv

*yawn*:o :o

[Audreyvgs]

Who else got that Big Fish movie?
I dunno why the end mad me so freakin sad. Im not over it yet. Im just glad i didnt see it at the movie theatre.

must be something in my own past i related to, I don't know.

[Spicy Jack]

I really liked it. I thought it was a good presentaton of death, but I guess you do have to be in the right mind set to watch it.

[Avalon]

Hey Aud, Spicy..
I loved the movie Big Fish; I loved all the symbolism and sentiment. Very touching especially when you consider that it is a Tim Burton film.
Watched it again today and cried my eyes out. :o

[madasacutsnake]

My husband said Uma Thurman in Kill Bill sounds just like me when she says:

Now after five years of beauty
sleep I knew absolutely nothing
about my enemies' strengths
weakness or whereabouts. But as
fated by God vengeance would have
it, I who knew nothing - knew one
thing. As sure as God made little
green apples...


I was really happy. He says the nicest things.......

[zenbabe]

Ladies, never never never eat chicken enchiladas BEFORE you go bathing suit shopping....

*sniff*

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Avalon
Hey Aud, Spicy..
I loved the movie Big Fish; I loved all the symbolism and sentiment. Very touching especially when you consider that it is a Tim Burton film.
Watched it again today and cried my eyes out. :o

I HAVE to see that movie. It looks great. And actually, I kinda think Tim Burton is better with sentiment than most directors working today. Ther eis poignancy in every one of his films that I can think of. He's like Frank Capra only if Capra was a lunatic in a real good way. LOL

[Frieda]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Ladies, never never never eat chicken enchiladas BEFORE you go bathing suit shopping....

*sniff*
why, did you try on a white one and fart in it? :confused:

[zenbabe]

no, I had an embarrasing moment in a white bathing suit and will never own one again!

They become transparent when they get wet....

I just felt like a fat bastard.

[lapietra]

I wonder who the first person was to say "veggie" instead of "vegetable"...

[Spicy Jack]

Last year I went out and bought a white thong bathing suit. Cuz I regreted not wearing cute clothes back when I was a little more uh, in shape, so I figured it would be now or never. It was worth it.

[Gatsby]

You are my inspiration, Spicy. Will you be my mentor? :D

[Spicy Jack]

LOL! Anytime!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by zenbabe
no, I had an embarrasing moment in a white bathing suit and will never own one again!

They become transparent when they get wet.... Like a free show for everyone.

[topcat]

i was the first person to say veggie instead of vegatable