This is the thread where everyone is random.

[priceyfatprude]

There is a dachshund @ the shelter. She is 4 years old, an Aries, and 33 pounds. :eek: An elderly couple owned her, and overfed her. :( Their children gave her to the shelter, for the dog's sake.

My mom got to cuddle her, Dad hasn't seen her yet. She's on a strict diet & must be walked daily. If only I had my own fvcking house, I would go get her.

[Audreyvgs]

I did figure out the Big Fish thing. And I did cry my eyes out as well, Bink was kinda worried about me! I freakin couldnt stop!!! But I did figure it out. It was as fine a presentation of death that i could imagine, and I wanted to tell the Bink, you know that question about what is that you keep askin me? Well, that's it!!! That's what I hope it is! What was it, you become what you were before. I do so hope thats what it is.


now we've lost or scared off everyonewho hasn't seen it.

I feel better, thanks guys:)

[Gatsby]

I both love and hate profound movies. They make me cry. I don't like to cry. But Steel Magnolia-ish cry-your-eyes-out movies just need to be watched sometimes.

[Gatsby]

Okay, so, I have these neighbors and they suck. They live behind my house across the alleyway, and they play loud music all day and all night long. It begins around 9 or 10am, and it continues until 6 or 7am. Which tends to indicate inhabitants that are of a certain lifestyle which I am reluctant to anger. Calling the cops isn't working. Well, it works one night at a time.

WHAT DO I DO. I'M GOING INSANE.

Thud. Thud thud. Da da THUD. Thud thud.

(And they play pretty good music. I just don't want to hear it all the time.)

[priceyfatprude]

Procure yourself some hardcore porn--make sure there's no cheesy music in it. I recommend Matt Zane's work.

Make sure you have a TV w/SURROUND SOUND, or run the audio for the TV through a stereo w/big speakers.

Turn off all the lights.

Open all your windows.

Play the porn at full volume. Choose several tapes to play in a night.

After each film, blow cigarette smoke out the windows.



Hopefully your neighbors will get the hint.

[Gatsby]

LOL, that is GREAT.

I can hear the porn music playing now:

Bowng chicka BOIWNG boiwng, chicka bowng.

I like cheesy porn music.

Oh, yeah.

*goes out to buy a carton of Parliaments*

[priceyfatprude]

http://tkeisu.org/famteke/images/ron%20jeremy.jpg

[Hermione]

Isn't he a porn star?

... I thought porn stars were supposed to be hot..

[Frieda]

naw, but they are supposed to have big dicks and shave

[rapscalious rob]

It is prerequisite to being a pornstar that you do a double-penetration take of some sort or another. Unfortunately.

…also, you have to be able to cum on command.

There is a very high turnover rate in the porn industry. It really isn’t what you would’ve thought it to be before you decided to go into that movie that your “friend” cast you into. Not everybody can be a Ron Jeremy.

[Frieda]

is that why you quit, my dear rob? :D

[rapscalious rob]

yes.

that’s why Rick Rambone had to drop his Hambone.

I felt like a drone with those lengthly fake moans.

[Frieda]

ahh the porn business.. those were the days.. :rolleyes:

[rapscalious rob]

you, too?!

so sorry.
:(

it DOES pay well, though, doesn’t it?

:cool:

[Frieda]

mm excellent money!

and free sex too!

[rapscalious rob]

Mmm, good point.

Maybe we should go back in the biz. I just need to find my mojo--
I think I might’ve left it under the couch somewhere.

[Frieda]

:D

oh is THAT what the cat was playing with? your mojo? ;)

[rapscalious rob]

I think Turbo took it. He thought it was a rat. Damn cat.

:mad:

[Frieda]

:D

be careful, don't say that when she is listening.. she might attack you!

[Audreyvgs]

No, no nonono...Steel Magnolias was manipulative. Formulaic tearjerker. What goinked me in Big Fish was more profound. It's kindof obscure, and I came upon my own conclusions and related to it in a more personal way than that.

I hate movies that manipulate me, like That movie where the dad was a prizefighter and dies and the little kid cries and cries....it reminds me of singin along with the mechanical bear at Disney world. You laugh at the jokes and sing along then it dawns on you that it wasnt anything spontaneous, you were scientifically researched to react just like that. I won't even go to a movie if i know the dog dies. Its a cheap trick, and I think it's just plain mean, especially when I've paid money to see it.




Originally by Lala
I wonder who the first person was to say "veggie" instead of "vegetable"...

probably the same dork that invented the word "munch"

[Deviate]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
No, no nonono...Steel Magnolias was manipulative. Formulaic tearjerker. What goinked me in Big Fish was more profound. It's kindof obscure, and I came upon my own conclusions and related to it in a more personal way than that.


the movie or the play?

the play, although not my favourite subject matter, was an entertaining portrayal of Southern women, centered entirely around a beauty shop.

the movie was so twisted it was hard to even recognize it's origin. and i agree, it jerked the audience around for desired kleenex factor.

titanic was the same way. bullsh!t. and people just eat it up.

[Audreyvgs]

You couldn't pay me $100 to go see titanic, and besides, I know how it ends.


:p

[Deviate]

see what happens when hookers write movies?

s'why movies are crap, and i hold out for films.

[funkytuba]

The only reason to go to Titanic is to watch the boat go down. Amazing.

The rest is bunk.

[Deviate]

i liked about 2.5 minutes of it, in a montage of people who went down. someone with some bit of integrity must have shot those quick scenes. and some money-grubbing hooker of a producer probably gunned the editor to cut it down to a blink.

f*ck'em.

[laughingbuddha]

hmm I love this thread.... and the one to the left ;)

[Abby Normal]

There was a kid who went to state with a humorous interpretation. It was called "Clash of the Titanic". It was a parody piece. Very funny stuff.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
You couldn't pay me $100 to go see titanic, and besides, I know how it ends.


:p

Movies/miniseries about which I feel that way:

"Titanic"

"The Passion Of The Christ"

"Cold Mountain"

"Last Of The Mohicans"

"The Crucible"

"Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

"Schindler's List"

"The Natural"

"Shogun"

"Sophie's Choice"

"The French Lieutenant's Woman"

"Dancing at Lughnasa"




Anything based on a reasonably good fiction book or true historical story.

Anything with Daniel Day-Lewis, Meryl Streep, Renee Zellweiger or Tom Cruise in it.

You just know they're gonna ruin it.

There's a bunch more, but you get the idea.

[Avalon]

I just Titantic; I feel about it the way PFP does Jersey Girl. I get to see Leo DiCaprio die...slowly. Verryyy nice:D

HAHAHAHAHAHA
James Cameron, Leo DiCaprio: King of The World, my a$$

hey..they felt good lol

[Audreyvgs]

Ha ...I read a Danielle Steele novel once, and the idiot used "crisp white shirt" twice, and i threw it away......hahahahahahhaa never again!!!

[Frieda]

love me love me
say that you love me

fool me fool me
go on and fool me

[Avalon]

Note to self:
Do NOT go shopping with a friend who has had as much to drink as you have. The result could be 4 pounds of flavored coffee, in 1/2 bags.........UNGROUND... WHOLE BEAN..and you no longer own a coffee grinder. Guess who will be using some of that birthday money to buy one :o Idiots, both of us!:p

[Spicy Jack]

I can't care about anything but you. Lately, I had desperately pondered, spent my nights awake and I wondered, what I could have done in another way to make you stay.
Reason will not teach a solution. I will end up lost in confusion.
I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go.

[Avalon]

That song always depresses me..thanks guys!:rolleyes:

I don't care about anything but you....

[Magpie]

Dinz this may be of special interest to you:

Woman grows extra breasts
April 1, 2004

A woman in cental China who paid for breast enlargement surgery ended up with an unwanted bonus - two extra breasts.

The 24-year-old woman found the extra breasts growing on her stomach one year after she underwent surgery at a clinic in Hunan province.

The extra breasts grew and grew until the woman was forced to undergo a second operation to get rid of them, according to the Hong Kong edition of the China Daily yesterday.

The initial operation was carried out at a small beauty salon which was unauthorised to carry out breast enlargement surgery, the newspaper said.

Cosmetic surgery has boomed in popularity in China in recent years but there is little official regulation of the industry.

DPA

[Avalon]

Naaah, Mags...he would have been interested if they had been grown on her back..you know, for fun while dancing;)

[Magpie]

I wonder what her bra looks like?

[daverbee]

If she grows a few more she could use extra large egg holders.

[trisherina]

Man, it's like getting pregnant after you adopt...

[Hermione]

All across the country tomorrow young people will be taking the Advanced Placement Statistics Exam... this is some scary stuff..

Well I am off to study..

if you see me on the board.. PM me and tell me to get lost.. thank you!!!!

[dinzdale]

Yeah....go get that GED Surbs !!! We're rootin' for ya!!!:)

[Avalon]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Yeah....go get that GED Surbs !!! We're rootin' for ya!!!:)

Do you mean that " Good Enough Diploma"???;)

[Clytie]

http://www.live971.com/images/mcm/atlantagrape.mpeg

[Audreyvgs]

Well, she did recover and exercises regularly.


http://www.audreyheffner.net/Beachballs1.mpg

[funkytuba]

Caution: That first one is like 14MB.....

and it's a full version of the thing JT posted a while back with the chick barking after falling off a stage... a little context helps

Aud's is 1.3MB

[Spicy Jack]

:eek:

[Avalon]

I kept waiting for them to tear off and float away while she stood there screaming.....MY EYES!!!!

[Clytie]

non dairy creamers....what are they?

[Audreyvgs]

I know I should have warned people, but that's not sexual content, that's just plain circus freak.

[priceyfatprude]

****ING AMERICAN IDOL


Where is my Bernie Mac, America?

[Clytie]

i hate american idol...so stupid--ppl with real talent have no chance

its not a talent show its a friggin popularity contest and dun we have enuff of those?

[Audreyvgs]

no restaurant tonight, sweeps month.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I know I should have warned people, but that's not sexual content, that's just plain circus freak.
Makes my cervix pinch just watching that. :eek:

[Frieda]

okay

okay

okay

[Spicy Jack]

My pants just broke.

...I know I have safety pins around here somewhere...

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
My pants just broke.

Yeah, that always happens "accidentally" on VIP.....:rolleyes:

[Hermione]

Well.. my test is at one.. (I think)

I studied for 5 hours last night.

Send good vibes, luck, and wishes my way!!

thanks!

[nycwriters]

BERLIN (Reuters) - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a German car magazine has found.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by nycwriters
BERLIN (Reuters) - BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a German car magazine has found.

I found some keys left in the driver's side of a BMW today.
They were *very* lucky it was me. ;)

[dinzdale]

That put their batting average up all by itself. :)

[lapietra]

:p

[lapietra]

My heels are really dry. I'm rubbing them together in hopes they'll smooth each other out.

Either that, or they'll start a fire. That wouldn't be good, but it would be different... I'm kinda bored...:rolleyes:

[dinzdale]

Rub them together behind your head, that could start a fire....
......or at least keep the BMW driver warm:)

[lapietra]

:p I told you, I can't do that anymore... but maybe I'll be able to again, someday... ;)

[Frieda]

i will poop on your head
drag your ass to the shed
i will slap you in the face
and lay down in the heySNEEZESNEEZESNEEZE

[Spicy Jack]

If you could smell like anything what would it be?

[Audreyvgs]

Lilacs. I'm so over the gardenias and night blooming jasmine, its an olfactory freak out in my yard.

[Hermione]

:( :( :( :( :( :(

[Clytie]

my favorite cute coworker has been awol for the past 5 days!

[rmr]

you know beckstra often talks about her co-worker......i sure hope you guys aren't talking about the same one......cause if you are..... we might have a good old fashioned "cat fight" on our hands......


Como say ass whooping????

(that was for fodder....you're welcome)

[bealeblues]

yeah-- he says that you keep looking at him during smoke break. he told the copy guy that he really likes the new toner.

[Clytie]

im pretty sure its not the same one....

but its almost the same situation...

[rmr]

he said that??


well where's he been hiding? what's he been doing???

[bealeblues]

dont you remember-- he had to take medical leave. you know.....

[Clytie]

I work at a hospital...

[rmr]

como say rupert holmes???

[bealeblues]

como say penicillin

[rmr]

COMO SAY once burned twice shy

[bealeblues]

great white groupie

[rmr]

http://www.countrydanceclub.com/TJ%20&%20Debbie%20Dancing.JPG

[Hermione]

haha.. RMR i love your avatar

[rmr]

thank you surbhi.....magpie made it for me.


Magpie....please take a bow.......

[laughingbuddha]

You won't believe it but it's true... I actually slept for 19 minutes more than I should have.... :)

[Clytie]

19 minutes...yer sooo xacting...

[laughingbuddha]

yep u won't believe what i did next, I switched it off and woke up only after 20 mins :)) I am mighty pleased with myself for doing that...

[Clytie]

*pats his head* aweeee gooood booy *scratches behind his ears*

[daverbee]

Awright, which one of you is responsible for this?

**************************************

Truckload Of Monkey Waste Closes Milwaukee Highways

POSTED: 6:45 a.m. EDT May 5, 2004

MILWAUKEE -- Two busy highways in Milwaukee are open again after being closed for about four hours by a spill of monkey droppings and algae Tuesday.

The smelly mixture was being trucked from the Milwaukee County Zoo.

A zoo spokeswoman said, "From a scale of one to 10, the smell's a nine."

The accident happened when a latch broke on a tank holding the dark, sludge-like waste.

The mixture had been removed from a moat.

The droppings were then "aged" for two days to destroy any viruses before being loaded into the truck.

Zoo officials said it doesn't pose any health problems.

Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

[Avalon]

Pfft..I have an alibi:p

[priceyfatprude]

There is only one Monkey from Milwaukee.

[dinzdale]

Just had an e-mail from an old friend....apparently works as a school bus driver in Ottowa.
Any monkeys live close enough to abuse the twat?

[Avalon]

Beale moved and changed jobs?? good for him:D

[daverbee]

Monkey from Milwaukee

Sounds like a song by Benny Goodman.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Avalon
Beale moved and changed jobs..

The operative word was friend :rolleyes:

[Audreyvgs]

The smoke doesnt show if i post in a white space....:(

[Audreyvgs]

Here it does
:) :) :) :) :)

[Spicy Jack]

I love smoked almonds. I could really go for some right now.

[Clytie]

woman had over 200 animals in her home...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/05/06/apartment.zoo.ap/index.html

[Avalon]

Just once people like that should be eaten by the animals they hold captive. Wonder what it feels like to be pecked to death by a duck????

[Spicy Jack]

I was bit by a goose once. That little bugger was evil. It only attacked kids. I was also bit by a cockerspaniel once. It took a mighty big chunk out of my thigh. Ouch!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Avalon
Just once people like that should be eaten by the animals they hold captive. Wonder what it feels like to be pecked to death by a duck????

I would normally say we should ask Alistair Cooke (http://www.humorlinks.com/cgi-bin/amazon.cgi?input_string=+Monty+Python+&input_item=B000000HQB&input_search_type=AsinSearch) ... but he passed away... (http://hotbuttereddeath.ubersportingpundit.com/archives/005368.html) :(

[daverbee]

Wonder what it feels like to be pecked to death by a duck????

Most of the ducks I've known would have been too stupid to peck someone to death. They'd probably get in a few good swipes and then forget what they were doing and wander off somewhere.
With all the animals I've been associated with over the years, it's a wonder I haven't sustained any serious injuries. Had a dog fight me over a chicken sandwich once, he lost but got the sandwich anyway. That's about it for animal injuries for me.

[Spicy Jack]

You didn't win! He took your sandwich! Your precious sandwich!

[daverbee]

I did win, my Dad took him to the pound the next day.

[Spicy Jack]

I take back my comment then. You win! :D

[Gatsby]

HI EVERYONE! I JUST FINISHED MY LAST FINAL FOR THE SEMESTER!!! AND IT WAS A B$#@&CH!

But now you can expect some drunken posts, as I will be returning to my usual functioning alcoholic mode which I eschew during finals.

WATCH OUT, I'M BACK.

What to do, what to do? All this free time before me...

The mall?
A nap?
Lunch?
The bar? Ah, yes, there's the rub...

[lapietra]

Originally posted by GatsbyGirl
HI EVERYONE! I JUST FINISHED MY LAST FINAL FOR THE SEMESTER!!! AND IT WAS A B$#@&CH!


YAY!!! Let the euphoria and elation commence!!! :D :D :D

[Audreyvgs]

we used to have a goose, would sneak up on ya from behind, his neck all snakey-like and paralell low tothe ground, then he'd nip. And IT HURT!

He got grabbed and thrown over the fence a few times, then i told the feed store delivery guy to have a nice Thanksgiving and PLEEEEEEZE take this freakin bird!!!!!

Swans have killed guys, but usually its from hittin them with their incredibly strong wing bones and knockin em out, usually the guy dies from drowning.

Geese are the best watchdogs, tho. If I had some kind of high security need, I'd just put the pen out by the gate. Nobody would ever get by without the goose alarm goin off, day or night.

My turkey attacked the plumber, besides knockin my mom down that one time. tee hee

[Frieda]

damn do i feel sexy!! martinis anyone?

[Coffee]

Whoa...coool...or bummer.
I was so caught up in catching up on the board news that I didn't hear my Jehovas witness friends droping by...they must have knocked and I never heard them. I saw them walking past my window on there way out, so I shouted out a "hello folks..sorry I missed you...I'm still an atheist...have a nice day".
They replied "thanks, you too".

So reliable they are...They are a very nice older couple that drop by about once every 3-4 months. I'm gonna miss them when they go to heaven, if they make it onto the list of 6000 or so that get to go...I'm rooting for them.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Clytie
woman had over 200 animals in her home...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/05/06/apartment.zoo.ap/index.html

One of my first interviews was with a beautiful old soul who took care of cats that the SPCA was going to put to sleep. Her entire house was taken up with cats ... everywhere you looked. I think, at the time, she had close to 400 kitties.

[masterofNone]

turns out there's a whole family of SRIs that will cure that.

[nycwriters]

Uh what are SRIs? :confused:

Or do I want to know?

[funkytuba]

I believe it stands for Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor... and stuff.


Brain chemistry adjustment drugs.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by funkytuba
I believe it stands for Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor... and stuff.


Brain chemistry adjustment drugs.
Yup - Prozac, Zoloft, Wellbutrin, Paxil - all SRI's. ;)

[nycwriters]

Ok.

Now: cure what?

[Spicy Jack]

The "Good Mornng Sunshine" saga continued:

So I was walking out to my and I notice Mr. Sunshine criss cross in front of me. "Oh crap!" , I thought, "I'd better turn around before he sees me." So as I start to turn he looks over and sees me and walks over to talk to me. Well, luckily I was checking my text messages on my phone so I just put the phone up to my ear as if I called someone. I nod, put my head down in utmost concentration and head for the car. He starts talking to me! I'm on the phone! So I put my hand over the phone, whisper "just a sec" and go back to pretending to talk to someone. He practically attaches himself to my hip and listens to my conversation! Good Lord! I try to walk faster and he just keeps following waiting for me to get off the phone. Anyone else would have given up by now. THEN guess what happened! No, seriously guess...I'll give you a sec..............okay, ready.......my phone rings. Yep. I rang. I looked at my phone like, WTF? as if it malfunctioned. Uh huh. No joke.

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
okay, ready.......my phone rings. Yep. I rang. I looked at my phone like, WTF? as if it malfunctioned. Uh huh. No joke.

That made me laugh out loud. OMG that is hysterical!

[trisherina]

Hahahahahaha!

[Avalon]

This phenomenon is known as Murphy's Law

anything that can go wrong, will:o

You should have told him it was one of your other "personalities" checking in;)

[nycwriters]

I'm wearing my new shoes today! Whee!

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ok.

Now: cure what?
the urge to collect cats. or shoes.

[nycwriters]

Ah.

I have two.

Should I be worried?

[masterofNone]

nah. two shoes is the minimum. it's probably too many cats though. still until you hit 2 hundred of either you probably don't need the meds. unless you just like 'em.

[nycwriters]

Drat. Screwed with the shoe count. Where's the drugs?

[masterofNone]

these days any gp can prescribe them for you. just say you're feeling a little ocd or gad.

[nycwriters]

gad?

Antidepressants for too many shoes. Ha! Half the female population would be medicated.

don't say it.

[Frieda]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/titanic.php

[Spicy Jack]

Is "scrame" a word? As in "I scrame at the top of my lungs". As in having screamed?

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Is "scrame" a word? As in "I scrame at the top of my lungs". As in having screamed?

Nope..not according to Webster:( Don't let that stop ya; be innovative..they are inventing new words everyday, why not you??;)

[rapscalious rob]

Some things in life are bad
they can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
don't grumble, give a whistle
And this will help things turn out for the best
and...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing
and...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow

Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow

Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true

You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
and...

Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

I mean, what have you got to lose?
You know, you've come from nothing,
you're going back to nothing!
What have you lost?
Nothing!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
Is "scrame" a word? As in "I scrame at the top of my lungs". As in having screamed?

Dream -> Dreamt
Scream -> Screamt

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Clytie
woman had over 200 animals in her home...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Midwest/05/06/apartment.zoo.ap/index.html This is in my county. :(

What is with Milwaukee + animal news this week?

[nycwriters]

I can't believe I forgot this ... well, I kind of understand why I did but ...

... next door to my apartment building is a music practice studio(s) ... (you can hear the boom, boom, boom at various hours during the day) ... anyhow as I was walking home from work one night, who comes out from the door of the place but Justin Timberlake.

To be honest, I wouldn't have recognized him except that he had a huge group of people with him and you tend to notice that, particularly if they're in the way to you getting in your building, and someone called his name ...

Hahahahahahaha ....

[Audreyvgs]

What should really scare you is how much animal news in Milwaukee ISN"T in the news. That's reeeeeaaalllly scary.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I can't believe I forgot this ... well, I kind of understand why I did but ...

... next door to my apartment building is a music practice studio(s) ... (you can hear the boom, boom, boom at various hours during the day) ... anyhow as I was walking home from work one night, who comes out from the door of the place but Justin Timberlake.

To be honest, I wouldn't have recognized him except that he had a huge group of people with him and you tend to notice that, particularly if they're in the way to you getting in your building, and someone called his name ...

Hahahahahahaha ....

OMG! My daughter will want YOUR autograph if I tell her! ;)

[Hermione]

awwww.. Friends was sooo good:)

[Clytie]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
This is in my county. :(

What is with Milwaukee + animal news this week?


*laughs* i thot the same thing when i heard it...i have friends that live in germantown! i have stayd in that super8 there! lol

[daverbee]

Going to see Van Helsing tomorrow night.

[Red Princess]

someone just suggested to me that 'moderation in all things' is a worthy goal

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[daverbee]

Someone once told me, "You can't appreciate moderation until you've appreciated excess."

[Spicy Jack]

Hey! I thought you had work to do.

[Audreyvgs]

I do. I'm procrastinating as usual.

VanHelsing's at the Drive in tonight.....it's a little intense for the Bink, but i"ll ask him about it, when he gets a little freaked out about movies, he asks if that's computer animation. It usually is. I know I've taken some of the charm away from him, like there being no santa(i didnt tell him that yet) but at least he knows whats real and whats fantasy in the movies.

any thoughts as to whether this is too intense for 6? He loves star wars and Indiana Jones...Xmen...

[trisherina]

I often go

here (http://www.screenit.com/all_titles.html)

and check out the movie I'm interested in. It's pretty detailed.

[Spicy Jack]

I was down stairs dropping off mail and walking back to the elevator when I heard someone yell my name. I quickly glanced around didn't see anyone. Heard my name being belted out again - clearly Mr. Sunshine- Elevator opened, ran in, frantically pushed the button to my floor and made it just in time. *phew* That one was damn close!

[trisherina]

Yeesh, can you leave your apartment without running into this knob?

[Spicy Jack]

This freaky deaky is at my work. I need a plan, cuz whatever I am doing is not working.

[noxxville]

You know all of the animals that served as household appliances on the Flintstones.....you ever wonder if they dream of being Dino?

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
This freaky deaky is at my work. I need a plan, cuz whatever I am doing is not working.

I would suggest that you ask him to stop. Bluntly.

Some people don't understand anything but blunt.

And if he says he won't, or doesn't, you can charge harassment.

It's that simple.

[Frieda]

pffft

[Spicy Jack]

I think Frieda has a leak...

[nycwriters]

Harassment laws in this country are very strict and state that if you ask someone three times to stop, and they don't, you go to your boss. If he or she doesn't do anything about it, you can sue. And trust me, they take this stuff very seriously -- my guess is that your boss will nip it in the butt asap.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by daverbee
Someone once told me, "You can't appreciate moderation until you've appreciated excess."

i appreciate excess as much as humanly possible. and i think the person that told me that needs a little excessing.

[trisherina]

Excess, glorious excess, RP is thy name.

:D

[Abby Normal]

lol.

[Clytie]

my sisters 2 cats are fighting over who gets to sleep in the box filled with christmas decorations...*laughs* mom hasnt found out yet....i have never seen 2 animals fight like that...

[zenbabe]

I wonder if you can gain weight by dreaming about binge eating while you are asleep...............

[Aphrodite]

I doubt it since you can't get pregnant from dreaming about having sex. :)

[priceyfatprude]

YESSSSSSS!!!


I finally found a station that plays 'Living Single' reruns. ROCK!!!

[laughingbuddha]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I doubt it since you can't get pregnant from dreaming about having sex. :)

Laughing Out LOUD!

[Frieda]

i need an eyeball massage

[Magpie]

As you wish.
http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images7/frieda.jpg

[Frieda]

HAHA incredible! :D

hahahahaha! thanks magpie!

[masterofNone]

my cat just sneezed. don't think i've ever heard a cat sneeze before.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by masterofNone
my cat just sneezed. don't think i've ever heard a cat sneeze before.
my cat is probably allergic to humans, she sneezes all the time!

[Audreyvgs]

My black Lab sneezes on me.

My cat yawned and burped.

Stevie sneezed on me. Right after I got thru tellin to cover his face when he sneezed.

[Frieda]

i just yawned

i think i'm going to sleep

[masterofNone]

i am completely confounded by women. goddamit! when i think i know a direction, down for example, it turns out to be the opposite, in this case it seems to be up. i want to go off on such a rant right now! AHHHH!

[Frieda]

i hear ya mon..

[bealeblues]

i have to work all day today. i'm gonna be in radio silence for a long long long time today

[Aphrodite]

A horrid horrid day yesterday. A close family Friend passed away. It brought other crap to the surface too.
I needed a place to vent soooooo
I ranted all over a blog.

What an interesting concept that is.
I laughed, I cried, I can't wait for the sequel.

Then I chatted. I laughed, I cried, I can't wait for the sequel.

[nycwriters]

I'm sorry Aphro. *hug*

[masterofNone]

having a temperature 1 degree above normal at my age feels like a temperature 5 degrees above normal when i was twelve. wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Audreyvgs]

Bink says you have a short memory, MoN...



:rolleyes:

[Hermione]

My A/P Gov/Pol exam is on wednesday... and I haven't studied!! Senioritis is kicking in baaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd!! :) It's soo much fun NOT studying

omg.. Harry Potter is on tonight!!:)

[Hermione]

I just found out that for prom.. we are getting an escalade limo.. wowww.. super cool!

[daverbee]

surbhi, I'd keep this guy if I was you!

[Spicy Jack]

http://www.absolutads.com/gallery/files/spice.jpg

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
http://www.absolutads.com/gallery/files/spice.jpg


mmmmmmm... can you imagine... skinless cherry tomatoes soaked in this stuff, dipped in flake salt....


gaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...... drooooooooooooooool.................

[Avalon]

Ohhhhh, that sounds soooo goood!!!:cool:

enough of those and I might be able to go to the drive thru gynocolgist! HAHAHAHA

[lapietra]

:D :D :D

[zenbabe]

It's farking hot today!

[daverbee]

It's hot here, too. Glad I work inside.

[Spicy Jack]

It is PERFECT here in the LBC!

[rapscalious rob]

Ever been by double rainbow ice cream in LB? I remember it as being really good. Then again, I was 6 the last time I went there. :)

[Spicy Jack]

sorry, haven't heard of it....:(

[dinzdale]

It was closed down after Lincoln was shot...

[Abby Normal]

Our two cats fight all the time. Usually my white, infinitely more feline cat will sock the living daylights out of the other one who will then run for cover under the rocking chair. There's this one cat that's been coming on our front porch lately. It drives them both insane that there's a third cat around.

[nycwriters]

OMFG, people are driving me batty tonight at work. ... someone find me a peaceful mantra before I screech.

[Frieda]

I AM

no never mind

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by nycwriters
OMFG, people are driving me batty tonight at work. ... someone find me a peaceful mantra before I screech.

om tare tuttare ture soha

Google Search gave me that one from this site (http://www.fpmt-osel.org/meditate/21taras.htm)

[nycwriters]

Thank you sweets.

[Spicy Jack]

OMFG, people are driving me batty tonight at work. ... someone find me a peaceful mantra before I screech.

Start doing a dramatic monolouge of the "Hawaii Advice" thread.[

[nycwriters]

HA! Ok, I'll take a look at it when things slow down. Right now they're insane.

[Frieda]

weeeeop whooopeeeeeeeee!!

[daverbee]

My orchids are still alive! In fact, my Oncidium looks like it's budding again!
Hooray! I can grow orchids!

[nycwriters]

Shoot me.

Now.

[Hermione]

::::shoots NYC reluctantly::::

[bealeblues]

"... guess we'll stay in memphis instead...."

[Frieda]

dammit dammit son of a bitch

[daverbee]

OK, so let's see...
Since last night, NYC is dead having been shot by surbhi. Surbhi's trial will take place in Memphis where she will be represented by beale.
Frieda is pissed off about something, we don't know what.
Another full day of fun at zefrank.com!

[bealeblues]

hey good! a new trial where i'm not the defendant for murder

[Frieda]

Originally posted by daverbee
OK, so let's see...
Since last night, NYC is dead having been shot by surbhi. Surbhi's trial will take place in Memphis where she will be represented by beale.
Frieda is pissed off about something, we don't know what.
Another full day of fun at zefrank.com!
:D hahaha..

[funkytuba]

I just figured out a way to be able to legitimately be on the ZeBoard during work.

I'll just refer to you all as "Board Members"

That way when I'm surfing and posting here, I can just explain to the boss that I was "conferring with my Board Members".


... and stuff...

[Clytie]

I love that idea...

[Hermione]

okay monkeys..

I have to study for my AP U.S. Government and Politics test (it's tomorrow) pleaseeee PM if you see me on.. I *reallyyy need to study*
thank youuu :)

[red]

holy moley! 19 postcards

[Frieda]

They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting teens, (we're really hip)
They’re heroes in a half-shell, and they’re green, (hey! get a grip!)

[nycwriters]

I think I'm going to apply to go on The Swan (http://www.swancasting.com) ... imagine, a whole new bod for free! Woo!

[chuckie egg]

http://www.xs4all.nl/~hwalther/images/opc-teenagemutant.jpg

Michaelangelo was so the best!

[Frieda]

:D YAY!! :D

[Clytie]

Michaelangelo is a party dude!!!!

[Frieda]

here i come to save the dayyyyy!

[Clytie]

i have a ninja turtle t :)

[Spicy Jack]

Thanks Frieda! You just need to take over for the next half hour. Enjoy !

[nycwriters]

Holy crap, it's hot here ALREADY!

I get the feeling this is gonna be a brutal summer.

[lapietra]

I agree with pfp... blueberry-pomegranate juice *is* an orgasm in a bottle. :D

[daverbee]

Remind me to go by the grocery store and find some blueberry/pomegranate juice...
My sister told me once that using an electric toothbrush was like sex for your teeth. I tried it and told her it was more like masturbation for your teeth...
I am so proud of me! I got everything I wanted to do finished today! Hooray!
Now, it's Miller Time.

[nycwriters]

OK, which one of you owns this car?

http://www.ilovebacon.com/051204/proudmonkey.jpg

[nycwriters]

Don't make me put the bimbos on my page... pleeeaaasssse don't make me put the bimbos on my page.

*sobs*

[lapietra]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Don't make me put the bimbos on my page... pleeeaaasssse don't make me put the bimbos on my page.

*sobs*
Uh-oh... are they making you write about the Hilton sisters? :eek:

[nycwriters]

no. new bikinis that apparently you "glue" on without backs or straps .. some fancy gel stuff.

*drowns in bimbos*

[zenbabe]

Does anyone else find it odd that John Stamos is getting a divorce at the same time the Olsen twins are about to turn 18?

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by nycwriters
no. new bikinis that apparently you "glue" on without backs or straps .. some fancy gel stuff.

*drowns in bimbos*

straight up butt cracks??? :eek:

[Spicy Jack]

no. new bikinis that apparently you "glue" on without backs or straps .. some fancy gel stuff.

Just what we have been waiting for! Its about time! :p

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by nycwriters
no. new bikinis that apparently you "glue" on without backs or straps .. some fancy gel stuff.

ART!!! WE WANT ART!!

[Audreyvgs]

Yeah, I was thinkin how much easier it'd be just to paint it on.

[dinzdale]

Oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes, oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes oh yes

[lapietra]

Originally posted by nycwriters
no. new bikinis that apparently you "glue" on without backs or straps .. some fancy gel stuff.

Do they stay on in water? :confused:

[Spicy Jack]

let's get some and find out. POOL PARTY!!!!!

[nycwriters]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040512/capt.xag10305121326.britain_bikini_xag103.jpg

[dinzdale]

Hello :)

[nycwriters]

Blech

*drowns*

[Spicy Jack]

oh. well those aren't cute. bummer.

[dinzdale]

Hello. :)

[Spicy Jack]

Hi Dinz. Nice to see you smiling.

[funkytuba]

So this gel stuff... is it water-soluble?

[Hermione]

OMG.. I dominated the Government/Politics exam.. ahhH!! I was super excited. The free response was super easy.. the multiple choice was a bit strange... but I think I passed! yay! I am going to party tonight!! weeeee:)

[dinzdale]

Hi. Spicy...I was just daydreaming for a bit :)

[lapietra]

Since when are women in bikinis standing with their arms around each other interested in someone like Dinz?

waitasecond... hm.

[Spicy Jack]

yeah...that's the weirdest part..why are they groping each other?

[nycwriters]

Exactly.

*drowns*

[lapietra]

*throws NYC a lifesaver*

http://www.gay-cards.com/postcards/images/lifeguard.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

we should make a monkey calendar

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by lapietra
*throws NYC a lifesaver*

http://www.gay-cards.com/postcards/images/lifeguard.jpg

Hahahahaha ... I love the URL where it comes from! hahahahahaha ......

[lapietra]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Hahahahaha ... I love the URL where it comes from! hahahahahaha ......

gah... I know...
All the other lifeguards I was coming up with looked really dorky tho'... :rolleyes:
or they were girls :D

[nycwriters]

Well he's got the long hair and the baby face ... yep, definately my type! thank you! hehe.

[lapietra]

No problem.
Anything to wash the scent of bimbo away... ;)

[nycwriters]

Heh.

The photo is sadly, still staring at me from my desk.

[Spicy Jack]

Holy Moley...I just noticed that I was past 1,000 posts. Good Lord! I have official proof that I have nothing to do at work.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Does anyone else find it odd that John Stamos is getting a divorce at the same time the Olsen twins are about to turn 18? Yes, yes I do. Hmmmmm.