This is the thread where everyone is random.

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by nycwriters
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040512/capt.xag10305121326.britain_bikini_xag103.jpg
see? this is fantastic!

[Spicy Jack]

you aren't refering to the swimsuits are you?

[bealeblues]

new bikinis that apparently you "glue" on without backs or straps .. some fancy gel stuff.


JUST IN TIME FOR VEGAS!!!!

get shopping girls!

[Avalon]

Watch it ladies; I saw him shopping for adhesive dissolver:eek:

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by beckstra
Apple juice smells like baby pee.

Beckstra, you've either got some putridly skanky apple juice or some particularly pleasant baby pee.

[zenbabe]

see, this brings boys running up to untie your bikini top to a whole new level....

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Yes, yes I do. Hmmmmm.

I think somebody is going to be entering the backdoor of two little houses very soon..Harder Uncle Jesse....HARDER!!!

[Hermione]

I just want to get up and dance.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by bealeblues
JUST IN TIME FOR VEGAS!!!!

get shopping girls!

I ain't goin' to no stinking Vegas, Senor. And if I wore a contraption like that, I'd clear out a whole floor of the hotel.

Which might be nice, because then I could watch baseball in peace....

[Audreyvgs]

Tonight Nico and I went armadillo-chasin. He heard it outside the bedroom window and called me and we snuck out with a flashlight.....it wasn't even runnin away (they're fast) and while it was avoiding the flashlight beam, it was eatin! They dig wicked holes and nobody likes em, but this one was bigger than a football, and Nico chased it over to me, and the thing was concentrating on the flashlight so hard that it walked right between my legs! It was so cute!!! Tiny bunny ears stickin up on the top of his head.... I, of course, reached down and touched it. They jump. All it did was walk a little quicker. We tried to get it into a cage to show the Bink before we let it go, but it outsmarted us, and when Nico tried to grab its tail, the thing had some sort of horsepower, cause it just pulled away and ran into some bushes. We followed it around in the bushes for like 10 minutes and it never freaked. We were laughin the whole time, and surprised we didn't wake up the whole neighborhood.
http://www.sharnoffphotos.com/photos/armadillo.jpeg

[chuckie egg]

http://www.redismoitout.net/images/doozer.jpg

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/kids/fraggledooz.jpg

http://www.jediman.free-online.co.uk/childrenstv/Fraggles/Doozers.jpg

GREEN

[AllegroNg]

DOOOOOOOOZERS!!!!!!!!


Omg chuckie I've never wanted you more!;) j/k

[chuckie egg]

LOL! :D

I AM THE OWNER OF A FRAGGLE ROCK DVD AND I'M PROUD!!!

12 blissful episodes of childhood memories. :p

[daverbee]

Armadillos is fu-un!

[Avalon]

I just wasted an hour of valuable *cough* work time watching a make over show that will be on tonight with Charlie Gibson and Diane Sawyer. Granted, the woman looked wonderful when they were done. And they were honest in showing how painful it was. But they also showed her husband, who isn't happy at all and didn't mind saying so.
They will be divorced within 6 months of the showing, you can just see it.

[Audreyvgs]

They indeed is fun. I was shocked how casual the damn thing was, or just plain dumb. If dad'd had shoes on, we'd of had him too, I had a trap set up just past some bushes that Nico couldnt get thru, unfortunately. Nico kept sayin', "just pick him up, they don't bite!" and then when we were all finished, he said that he actually didnt know if they bit or not, and he laughed his ass off.

[Avalon]

I just think they are adorable to look at; my friend in Miss. said that they eat them there:(:o :mad: ( Not her personally )

[Audreyvgs]

I just read up on it, i guess they don't bite, but can scratch...Now I wish i'd a had the nerve to pick him up, but i bet he weighed 10 lbs.

So, I guess armadillos have more to worry about with us bitin them!

[Red Princess]

godiva chocolate truffles were delivered to me at work yesterday. mmmmmmmmm

[Frieda]

gaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[Hermione]

mmmm godiva is the best...

i am sooo sleepyy

[Red Princess]

i think it is nap time.

[topcat]

i have a pet armadillio at work but he is stuffed

[zenbabe]

stupid stapler..........

[daverbee]

My back hurts.

[chuckie egg]

*BACKRUB*

[AllegroNg]

Rub me too!

Did anyone else notice there are currently 998 ze members on this board? Should we perhaps celebrate the 1000th by rubbing each other?

[chuckie egg]

*DOUBLE BACKRUB*

(ooer!)

[chuckie egg]

I am dissapointed at the lack of attention my doozers got (not you Ng)... so here they are again...

Originally posted by chuckie egg
http://www.redismoitout.net/images/doozer.jpg

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/kids/fraggledooz.jpg

http://www.jediman.free-online.co.uk/childrenstv/Fraggles/Doozers.jpg

GREEN

[daverbee]

*BACKRUB*

Ooh! That helps! A little to the left...Oooooooh, yeah!...Ow!...No, don't stop, it helps to relax the muscles...Oooooooooh, yeah!...That's what I needed!
Thanks, Chuckie!

Did anyone else notice there are currently 998 ze members on this board? Should we perhaps celebrate the 1000th by rubbing each other?

Celebrate the 1000th member with an orgy? Brilliant idea!

[chuckie egg]

doozers!

[AllegroNg]

Chuckie let's build a DOOZER shrine!!

http://danube.planet-d.net/images/mill/oops/doozer.jpg

[chuckie egg]

yeah!

[Abby Normal]

For some reason those pictures remind me of "Fraggle Rock". Neato.

[Frieda]

booo booo baaa baaaa

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by Abby Normal
For some reason those pictures remind me of "Fraggle Rock". Neato.

I can't think why?! :D

[lapietra]

I'm eating a salad with spinach, radishes, mushrooms, cucumber, celery, cabbage, and almonds - I don't have any dressing on it except salt and pepper and it is *really* good! :D

[Spicy Jack]

I sneezed and spooged on my shirt. better than my hands I guess.

[lapietra]

Hankie? :)

http://bridalshop.freeservers.com/hankies/cc/hankie-lace-CC1922W-lg.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

Thanks:D

[daverbee]

Better your shirt than spooging on the boss!
That'd end the work week on a positive note! :D

[Clytie]

i hurt my wrist...and its making working really hard...since all i do is type and file things all day.... *sighs* i till have 6 hrs to go!:(

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Clytie
i hurt my wrist...and its making working really hard...since all i do is type and file things all day.... *sighs* i till have 6 hrs to go!:(

oh no... and you can't take time off to let it heal?

[Clytie]

not if i want to go to hawaii....im gonna have to suffer until next week

[Hermione]

it's friday!!!!!!!

A/P exams are overrrrrrr!!

I graduate in less than a month!!!

I'm going to england to see my best friend!!!

My birthday is in one week!!!!

Prom is in 8 days!

wow.. you can tell someone is excitedd!:)

[priceyfatprude]

funky tubby has the handwriting of a serial killer.

that's right:

puppies on front.

charles manson on back.

[Audreyvgs]

Surbhi, I thought you WERE in England! Where are U??

[Frieda]

oi my head

[Abby Normal]

We just put out the last issue of the paper this week. It makes me excited indeed. I'm out of hell for three whole months! That's at least....SIX ISSUES WORTH OF FREEDOM!

[red]

I'm watching three's company and I can't see why I thought it was so funny before.

[moel]

SURBHI!!

[Hermione]

moel!!

I'm in California.. I wish I was in England:)

[Frieda]

mm fffmmmmmm f

[Hermione]

surbhi-------> sur-bee

[Frieda]

i got the book of the suicide bunnies

[moel]

Originally posted by Frieda
i got the book of the suicide bunnies

meeeeee too

[Clytie]

Originally posted by surbhi
moel!!

I'm in California.. I wish I was in England:)

i wish i was in California... *sighs*

[zenbabe]

also :(

[Audreyvgs]

I saw this antique-lookin book once, where they posed all these bunnies and dressed them up, and you just knew they were dead and stuffed, and at the end it said, "no rabbits were harmed makin this book" Of course they weren't harmed, they were stuffed!!!!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
meeeeee too
really?

[moel]

it was a gift

and that's how i knew she was the one

[Abby Normal]

Suicide bunnies?

[Hermione]

Today I am helping my brother with some Philosophy stuff.. the guys name is Nozick. This is the question:

Describe the view that the quality of one’s life is determined by whether one’s desires are satisfied. Clearly distinguish this position from both “hedonism” and “experientialism” by showing how desire-based views are not subject to counter-examples that befall the latter two views. Explain using examples the difference between two kinds of desire-based view: (i) the view that the quality of one’s life depends entirely on one’s actual desires, and (ii) the view that the quality of one’s life depends on the desires one would have, if one were better informed. Give counter-examples to each of these two kinds of desire-based view.

Wow.. I have sooo much to look forward to when I start uni in the fall:)

[Gatsby]

Anyone ever seen those creepy photographs from the late 1800s of dead people? Posed in their clothes, sitting up, as if they were alive, but they're not. Sometimes taken of whole families who died together (disease, sickness) as mementos of lost loved ones. Children, too. They look so alive, but their eyes are closed.

Learned about them in photography art history class. Weird.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
it was a gift

and that's how i knew she was the one
my cousin gave it to me, that's illegal

[moel]

you should be able to marry your cousin.

[Frieda]

why?

[moel]

i dunno, cus they're hot?

[Frieda]

my cousins aren't hot!

[moel]

you're right, neither are mine!

except one. ohhh yeah, baby.

i mean ewwwwwwwwwwww

[Frieda]

i found your cousins
http://www.keyw.com/timages/page/spiderman_dancing.jpg

[moel]

heh i wish

[Frieda]

http://mrflip.com/pix/dorkolympics/todd-HotSauceOfDoom.JPG

[moel]

i don't know where you get your porn, frieda, but sign me up

[Frieda]

we want YOU to sign up for our porn!

http://www.geckogarys.com/Hot-Sauce%20Images/IMG0001_small.JPG

[masterofNone]

i'm stinky man.

[moel]

he looks like he's been beating it all day

[Frieda]

MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE

[jaymirror]

Yes, noise.

[masterofNone]

JAY!!!!????

[jaymirror]

MoN!

[Frieda]

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino

[moel]

we plod our way
through the ashes
and the dust
left of our plans
of all things we've shared
today buries tomorrow but no stone is raised
killed in cold blood
at the onset of night
today buries tomorrow

[Frieda]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

butane in my veins so i'm out to cut the junkie

with the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables

dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

kill the headlights and put it in neutral

stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control

baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat

someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain

about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

don't believe everything that you breathe

you get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

so shave your face with some mace in the dark

savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

[moel]

this isn't the talk to me thread

[Frieda]

umm no
this is the random thread

i am random, aren't you?

[Gatsby]

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

*loves Frieda for that*

[moel]

one time i had over 1000 posts in this thread alone

[Frieda]

yeah that was before you tried to delete yourself

[moel]

no matter how hard i scrub, i still exist

[Frieda]

ceci n'est pas une scrub

[moel]

YOU CAN TURN THE CITY UPSIDE DOWN LIKE AN UMBRELLA

BUT ITTTT WONNNT KEEP YOU DRRRRRY RRRY RRY

[moel]

having to pay taxes on interest made on my own money is the stupidest thing i've ever heard

[nycwriters]

Ugh, I'm eating a particularly reddish sesame chicken tonight at work for dinner and I read this:

"She had a huge wound all the way down to her brain,” Ko said. “There was brain on her hair.”


Anyone want some sesame chicken? :(

[moel]

remember that scene in pulp fiction

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Ugh, I'm eating a particularly reddish sesame chicken tonight at work for dinner and I read this:

Originally posted by nycwriters
"She had a huge wound all the way down to her brain,” Ko said. “There was brain on her hair.”


Anyone want some sesame chicken? :(


This one belongs in the "Really Bad Chinese Fortunes" thread

[zenbabe]

I bought an extra package of white chedder rice cakes for me while I was at it!

[fodder]

somebody talk in spanish with me so i feel less guilty about not studying for the final

poor favor

[trisherina]

what's the dilio?

[fodder]

with what

[zenbabe]

this sopranos is sooooooooo bizarre........

[trisherina]

my new hero (http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/cast/character/alswearengen.shtml)

[zenbabe]

ew.....he grosses me out!

[trisherina]

See?

[daverbee]

Sometimes it's just not worth trying to help somebody.

[Frieda]

fwuuuuuuuuukkkkk!! whoaaaaaa :eek:

[Hermione]

does anyone know how to become a bone marrow doner?

[Spicy Jack]

um...call up city of hope. are you thinking of doing it?

http://www.cityofhope.org/blooddonorcenter/donatingBM_SC.asp

[Hermione]

yeahhh! i really want to save lives:)

[Spicy Jack]

um, start by giving blood, then really look into the bone marrow donation procedure. It is an actual surgical procedure that is not the most comfortable. As in, it hurts like bloody hell. But, you save lives. So, yeah, just a warning.

[Clytie]

good for u surbhi! I cant muster up enuff courage to give blood...i dun like needles..and i hate having blood drawn--i can always feel the blood leaving my body. not a pleasant thought

[Frieda]

eehhh i gave blood a couple of times but i'd NEVER want someone elses blood.. brrr!

[masterofNone]

i'd like someone else's blood when i need it. beats getting shit from your boss when you don't deserve it.

[Hermione]

I've tried to donate blood 3 times.. but each time the Red Cross rejected me.. ( I think it is a conspiracy) apparently my pulse is too high or something.. so they get scared.. it's always like that though.. it's like.. 110 beats per min or so.. but yeah.. I really want to donate.. I'm going to see my doctor soon to ask her some questions.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by masterofNone
i'd like someone else's blood when i need it. beats getting shit from your boss when you don't deserve it.
imagine the blood you're getting is from your boss that always gives you shit!

[masterofNone]

luckily, asshole isn't a genetic condition. cells is cells.

[Clytie]

most pathetic thing.... College Wheel of Fortune

http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/wheel/mini_sites/collegeweek2000/images/gallery/american_02.jpg

[nycwriters]

http://www.ilovebacon.com/051704/blindguy.jpg

[trisherina]

I'm hoping he does windows?
:confused:

[Audreyvgs]

Gawd, Ian McShane is ageing poorly

[trisherina]

Clean livin Ian takes offense to that:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/840000/images/_840882_ian_mcshane150.jpg

[red]

stupid work

[Frieda]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh

[nycwriters]

I have a story slugged "MONBX" today. Hehe.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I have a story slugged "MONBX" today. Hehe.

What is MONBX? I don't understand....

[nycwriters]

It's just the name they gave the story ... MoN and BX because it's a box (short story).

[Hermione]

I had such a boring day today...

I turn 18 on friday.. I need to do something illegal before the big day..

[Frieda]

talk to underage girls in a chatbox and invite them to your house!!

oh wait.. :rolleyes: ;)

[Clytie]

er...im confused....

[Hermione]

hahaha:)

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Clytie
er...im confused....

What's yer screen name?
:D :D :D

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by nycwriters
It's just the name they gave the story ... MoN and BX because it's a box (short story).
what's the moN stand for?

[nycwriters]

Money -- funnily enough, it's a story about misappropriated funds/contracts in Iraq.

[masterofNone]

ahhhh... it's all clear to me now.

[maychorian]

I need a guitar, too

also a bobby pin

and a textbook I lost today, which didn't belong to me, for I had to borrow it, after I lost my own four months ago. :(

Two more finals and I'm done.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by funkytuba
What's yer screen name?
:D :D :D


where... huh.... wha??

[nycwriters]

Clearly, I've had way too much time on my hands tonight at work.

[special K]

Stop stealing my word.

[zenbabe]

boys are stupid :mad:

[special K]

Originally posted by zenbabe
zenbabe is stupid :mad:

Don't be so hard on yourself.


No, wait, go ahead.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by special K
Stop stealing my word.

I'll steal more than your word Mister!

*shakes fist*

[special K]

*shakes something else*

[nycwriters]

You would, perv.

[special K]

Clearly

[zenbabe]

Suck my ass Special K

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by special K
Clearly

I'm sorry, but this little snark made me laugh really loudly at work right now.

Oy!

[special K]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Suck my ass Special K Not for all the ass in China

Even Japan for that matter.

[nycwriters]

Bet you'd do it for a rice cake though.

[special K]

Honest, I have a food allergy to Special K.

I finished off an entire Jumbo box tonight alone.

[zenbabe]

sounds like an ass that would be easy to suck

[special K]

Your sentences are like an exercise in suck

[zenbabe]

you would know :rolleyes:

[Will to Power]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[God]

WILL TO POWER HAS INCITED GOD’S WRATH! HE SHALT BE RIVEN BY A RIGHTEOUS BOLT OF LIGHTNING SOMETIME BETWEEN NOW AND THE THIRTEENTH DAY OF NEVER.

[Will to Power]

PLEASE, CALL ME FRED

[Audreyvgs]

Call me a cab.

[God]

FORSOOTH! THOU ART A CAB!

[special K]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Call me a cab.
Ok, you're a whore.

Cab, I mean your a cab.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by special K
Ok, you're a whore.

Cab, I mean your a cab.

LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!

[special K]

But I am the anagram master.

[God]

Originally posted by nycwriters
LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!

IT’S ON MY THINGS TO DO LIST. RIGHT UP THERE WITH “LAUGH AT WORLD RELIGIONS” AND “MAKE TWO GALACTIC SINGULARITIES COLLIDE.”

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by special K
But I am the agranam sterma.

clearly

[Magpie]

Originally posted by God
IT’S ON MY THINGS TO DO LIST. RIGHT UP THERE WITH “LAUGH AT WORLD RELIGIONS” AND “MAKE TWO GALACTIC SINGULARITIES COLLIDE.”
All work and no play make God a dull boy...errr woman.

[God]

I COULD BE AND AM EITHER.

[Red Princess]

*singing* just becaue you are paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.....

[Jimmy Swaggart]

LIFT UP THE NAME OF JESUS

WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?

[God]

Originally posted by Jimmy Swaggart
LIFT UP THE NAME OF JESUS

WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?

GO TO HELL.

[Jimmy Swaggart]

I AM A DECENT HUMAN BEING

[God]

Originally posted by Jimmy Swaggart
I AM A DECENT HUMAN BEING

AND I AM A FRIGHTENED MARMOSET.

[Jimmy Swaggart]

I WIN


PRAISE THE LORD!!!

[moel]

i was really bored tonight

[rapscalious rob]

Obviously.

[special K]

Hi Rob

[rapscalious rob]

boxers. cute.

[special K]

You know too much.

[rapscalious rob]

I am the architect.
:p

[moel]

praise the lord

[nycwriters]

Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffee, Too much coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[topcat]

nyc, i think you need anonther cup, maybe an expresso

[nycwriters]

DON'T ENCOURAGE MEEEEEEEEEEEE...............!!!!!!!!!

[Coffee]

I'm so glad to be home, as if.
Canada is really cool, eh?...BC sure is anyhow.

No...I have not become Canadian...I just dearly miss one of them.

Hey Amtrak..." give'r ", 2 hrs late each way was pretty sad...and can you talk UP and SP into straightening some of those rails out...holy cripes that was like being in a plane in horrible turbulence, folks nearly fell on me 3 times while trying to walk down the aisles...and where are the farking seat belts you hosers?


*Hands Cup of Espresso to NYC* (Robert Held Glass shop was full of really pretty cool stuff NYC...hope your paperweight purchase was one of the good uns)

[fodder]

coffee vs. smoothie

what to do

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Coffee
*Hands Cup of Espresso to NYC*

ARE YOU MAD?!!!!

Originally posted by Coffee
(Robert Held Glass shop was full of really pretty cool stuff NYC...hope your paperweight purchase was one of the good uns)

YESSSSSSSS!!!! Thank you both so much for going to look, it's truly appreciated! :)

I wound up getting this:

http://www.robertheld.com/images/roundpaperweights/MINO_medium.jpg

I really think she'll love it. :)

[fodder]

i love those things

when i visited nyc i went to some glass store and spent 60 bucks on this little purple and green tray that holds my quarters :-/

[Frieda]

:o

[dug]

funny pics
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/3200.jpg
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/bush1.gif
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/bush2.gif
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/bush-dancing.gif
http://www.tek-tonic.com/stuff/lick.gif

[bealeblues]

hey monkeys: how many of you can claim you have a 'lapietra' song in your musicmatch jukebox? how many of you? huh? huh?

[nycwriters]

*raises hand*

[Spicy Jack]

Did everyone realize that today is Wednesday May 19, 2004? Hmmm...I think I missed something…now where is that damn time portal?! I will get back to you guys on this mystery after further investigation.

[Frieda]

poor spider sebastian.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by bealeblues
hey monkeys: how many of you can claim you have a 'lapietra' song in your musicmatch jukebox? how many of you? huh? huh?

Originally posted by nycwriters
*raises hand*

Aww! :)

[Frieda]

he had this urge
to build a giant spider web

[Hermione]

well.. not really.. but..


In government my instructor assigned us our end of the year projects. We either have to do something with the stock market or we could get married!!

My best friend and I decided to get married. We have to plan a wedding with only 15K... we have to actually go to places and budget our money so that we have things like: cake, rings, dress, tux, etc. I'm soo excited. We have to call legitimate places and get proof that we can get a wedding dress for 150 bucks. oooo It is going to be sooo time consuming but tons of fun!! =)

[Frieda]

and all the other spiders said
oh sebastian, no sebastian!

come on, sebastian, don't do that

do you want to build a giant web
outside in that horrible cold?

[Abby Normal]

Talk about random! That was neat.

[Audreyvgs]

How did this thread get buried inthe 2nd page?

[Clytie]

ok so my nurses are revisiting their younger selves....

"TOGA TOGA TOGA!"

nurses walking around in scrubs and handmade togas...maybe you have to see it to believe it

[laughingbuddha]

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
He'll never love you, the way that I love you
'Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn't make you cry
He might be thrillin' baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin'
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him, wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye

-- Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)

[daverbee]

Heaven from He-ell!

[Frieda]

and then sebastian told the spiders:
the web doesn't have to be that big,
nor outside, i can build it in the house
behind the curtains someplace warm!

[Abby Normal]

I like crustaceans. I also like togas. I also like the end of school. However, I do not like finals that come with the end of school. But final exemptions are always nice.

[Spicy Jack]

I want to go home.

[dinzdale]

Tough shit....get back to work.
Where do you think you are, CSI Miami???

[Spicy Jack]

Damn...I wish.... those shows are so full of shite. I only wish we had HALF of the make believe gadgets they have!

"Doctor, according to lab reports this patient died 5 day, 9 hours and 32.6 minutes ago."

[Clytie]

no kidding it would make my job ALOT easier! no more billionz of labs...hacking the pt apart looking for whatever it is that tell us s/he died 5 day, 9 hours and 32.6 minutes ago!

[dinzdale]

Yeah, but you get to wear designer clothes and date George Clooney lookalikes....sheeesh never happy some people :rolleyes:

[Clytie]

GEORGE CLOONEY *vomits violently into the nearest trashcan*

[dinzdale]

....ad he spoke so highly of you.....

[Clytie]

hes like... double my age and looks old - in a bad way

[dinzdale]

He's only 42 :(

[fodder]

i feel sick

[Avalon]

I am not a Clooney fan..but I think he looked hot in Ocean's 11. Here he is with another of your faves Clytie:p

these guys show up and want to do lunch, I am sooo going!;)
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/oceans11-clooney-pitt.jpg

[fodder]

not a clooney fan :eek:

[daverbee]

1992 posts. I'm getting close to another millenium!
But this one will make 1993, I guess.
And when I post again after that, this message will show that I have 1994 posts...ad nauseum.
Ohh...never mind...

[Clytie]

yeaaaaa davers....but arent you worried aobut y2k??!!!!


o and oceans 11 is the only pitt movie worth anything...must be cause its a remake!

[Avalon]

they are already making Ocean's 12

[Clytie]

yea? same guys?

[Spicy Jack]

are there any guys you do like cly?

[Clytie]

http://www.rachelleb.com/001792.html

guess you were right.

yea i do like guys.

i think hugh jackman is great! :) he can sing too

[daverbee]

yeaaaaa davers....but arent you worried aobut y2k??!!!!

Nah!
I spent about $500,000,000 on useless software anticipating that.

[Magpie]

Some times my kids really scare me. At least she's eating her vegetables :p

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/girls/tcucumbers.jpg

[Clytie]

o man horridness here tornados...we are under a warning...lost power at the hospital for a while...we are on generators THANK GOD! ...there was a tornado bout 20 min from here!!!

[Clytie]

WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!

[daverbee]

Take care, Cly and stay away from windows.

Mags, your daughter looks like a fun kid! From that picture alone I'd say she's a keeper! :)

[Clytie]

flashflood warnings!

[Hermione]

Today in physiology.. my teacher was going over our end of the year project.. (we are dissecting a pig) and she was talking about all body parts of the pig.. and then she said the one word that I laugh at everytime I hear it..

nipples..


I DIED.. I was the only one laughing.. hahah.. wow.. i'm 18 and still immature.. I love it

[daverbee]

I'm 54 and I'm still immature! I tell people I'm 54 going on 12.
Please, don't ever lose that!

[daverbee]

Just looked and I hit post #2001. I hear Richard Strauss playing in the background now...
Now, of course, it's 2002, or 2003, or whatever number it is when you read this.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by surbhi
nipples..

I DIED.. I was the only one laughing.. hahah.. wow.. i'm 18 and still immature.. I love it
Ha! I'm 41 and for whatever strange reason hearing and saying the word "portal" makes me giggle :D

Happy Birthday Girl!

[catbelly]

Originally posted by Magpie
Ha! I'm 41 and for whatever strange reason hearing and saying the word "portal" makes me giggle :D

Happy Birthday Girl!

For me, it is "patootie" and "weiner."

What's that good quote .... "you can be childish all your life and make yourself and others around you unhappy ... but if you can be childlike all your life, not only will you be happy but you'll be a joy to others as well"

[priceyfatprude]

Storms here too. Tornados coming in from Iowa. Black sky.

Clytie must be close to me. MUAHAHAHA

[shmitty]

i'm at work...making money.....guess i cant complain

[sparticle]

Originally posted by catbelly
For me, it is "patootie" and "weiner."

What's that good quote .... "you can be childish all your life and make yourself and others around you unhappy ... but if you can be childlike all your life, not only will you be happy but you'll be a joy to others as well"

That's a cool quote.

My "giggle word" is "crap" -- and all its variations. Referring to "crappy" this or that just cracks me up.

When my daughter was two, she took one look at the carefully cut up bologna sandwich placed on her plate, rolled her eyes and groaned, "Ohhhhhh, CRAP!" It was very hard for me to teach her why that was not acceptable when I was laughing so hard that I had tears rolling down my cheeks.

BTW, Mags, that's a hell of a great pic of your daughter -- very funny. She takes after you, I bet!

[shmitty]

Nad

[Audreyvgs]

clitoris, vulva. These are impossible to say.

[Klynne]

There is a flood warning here. Wonder what I am suppose to do? Get my scuba diving equipment out or build an ark and gather two creatures of every species????

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
clitoris, vulva. These are impossible to say.
Clay Tortoise :rolleyes:

[Frieda]

holy jebus mother of a pig

!

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Klynne
There is a flood warning here. Wonder what I am suppose to do? Get my scuba diving equipment out or build an ark and gather two creatures of every species????

Always use any reason you can to get out the scuba gear!!

[Frieda]

YOU CANNOT HIDE !!

[Clytie]

friday afternoon the sky a putrid green..tornados touched down in the area.

we had to move all the patients to the hallways to get away from the windows...

floods wiped out some roads near me. The tornados took out the phone lines...its been a mess here!



and no im not in Iowa

[Frieda]

yeah yeah yeah
nananananana

[Avalon]

Nice news.
58 mph..the wind speed at which large tree limbs start to break
68 mph..the wind speed at which power lines start to break

thanks for giving me specific things to worry about:eek:

[Audreyvgs]

Vol-vo!

[zenbabe]

I saw the biggest pair of bitch tits on a guy today!!!

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by Avalon
Nice news.
58 mph..the wind speed at which large tree limbs start to break
68 mph..the wind speed at which power lines start to break

thanks for giving me specific things to worry about:eek:

Came home from work yesterday and there was a HUGE tree limb in my front yard. It could have been a tree unto itself.

Thank God it fell when I was gone and not while my car was parked there...

Sadly, no rain here. Grass is always greener, eh?

[zenbabe]

Is it just me or do you ever feel like you just arn't comfortable in your own skin sometimes?

[Klynne]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Is it just me or do you ever feel like you just arn't comfortable in your own skin sometimes?

Yes. It is just part of being a human being. Good Lord will the rain never end? Sorry, just getting frustrated here.

[Spicy Jack]

i love cheese.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by Avalon
Nice news.
58 mph..the wind speed at which large tree limbs start to break
68 mph..the wind speed at which power lines start to break

thanks for giving me specific things to worry about:eek:


winds clocked in at 97mph here!