This is the thread where everyone is random.

[Hermione]

prom was yesterday

[Gatsby]

How was it? Was it great or terrible? (Because it never seems to be in-between.)

Did you take a date?
What did you wear?

Did you go at all? :D

I miss that stuff sometimes.

[Abby Normal]

hahaha. Hope you had a great time, if indeed you went.

[Hermione]

it was okay...

my date was nice.. i didn't really know the people in the group.. except for like 3 people. the restaurant was okay.. the food was premade (......) so I had to eat a salad for dinner...

the dance was fun... nothing really exciting...

there was a lame after party which sucked.. so I left early..

I looked pretty hot though.. I missed my makeup appt. so I had to do it myself.. my hair was ugly.. but oh well:)

it was an okay night..

oh and at my after party.. they had beer.. NON ALCOHOLIC beer.. and when people drank it all i heard was "oh my god!!! it is sooo strong!!!!!!"

i thought i was going to die

[Spicy Jack]

lol...a night to remember!

[shmitty]

definately

[Magpie]

I want to thank you FUNKYNUTZ for introducing me to Badger, Badger, Mushrooooommmm. All my kids are now 'singing' it and even the kids out front in the street are too without even knowing wtf they're saying. :rolleyes:

[funkytuba]

snaaaaaake snaaaake oooohhhhh it's a snaaaaake

[topcat]

please read this when you have time, just one more reason why americans are hatedclick here (http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/23/international/americas/23BRAZ.html?th)

[funkytuba]

what? Americans are hated because the New York Times makes people register for their website?

[topcat]

sorry about that

[nycwriters]

Hahahahaha ... I just got busted for flopping art.

Damn.

[zenbabe]

flopping art?


I am a cow!

http://www.udderlysmooth.com/twelveoz.jpg

[trisherina]

Originally posted by funkytuba
what? Americans are hated because the New York Times makes people register for their website?

Damn straight!

[zenbabe]

funny...American Cheese is appropriatly named..it is fake and processed...just like America......

[Audreyvgs]

I prefer Ultra-refined.............in my freakin dreams

[daverbee]

Heard a bit of an interview with E.L. Doctorow a little while ago. The interviewer asked him what the E.L. stood for and he said Edgar Lawrence.
He said his father had been a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe and his parents had named him after Poe.
A few years ago he asked his mother if she was aware that they had named him after a drug addicted, alcoholic, paranoid schizophrenic with tendencies towards necrophilia.
She responded, "Edgar, that's not very funny."

[Avalon]

Originally posted by topcat
please read this when you have time, just one more reason why americans are hatedclick here (http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/23/international/americas/23BRAZ.html?th)

I had to register to get it and I don't hate them or my fellow Americans for it.

[Gatsby]

Good afternoon, everybody! How's it goin in here?

I got an unbirthday card from SpicyJack!

*feels loved*

It's a very merry unbirthday TO YOU!

[Audreyvgs]

It's peacely, where's Dinz?

[Avalon]

Me thinks he is lurking today;)

[nycwriters]

I'm going to a salon to get the mop chopped and dyed -- this will be the first time I've been in a salon in nearly four years! :o

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I'm going to a salon to get the mop chopped and dyed -- this will be the first time I've been in a salon in nearly four years! :o :eek:

We want pics!

[Magpie]

He was getting waxed, toenails polished and then off for beer with the guys. :)

[Hermione]

Supreme Court decided for the first time today that lethal injection was cruel and unusual

[AllegroNg]

As if! Injection is perfectly usual, and shots don't hurt *that* much. It's not like it's death through waxing, or death by blind date...

[nycwriters]

Gah! This is the third time in a week and half insomnia has hit. Being up for more than 36 hours (not yet today, but that'll happen around, oh, 10 pm tonight) sucks ass. I need to seriously figure out how to get rid of this without otc crap. Maybe I'll go to a sleep clinic.

[masterofNone]

do you work out at a gym? when i was dealing with insomnia i found it helped to work out really hard in the afternoon... that and i quit caffeine.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by daverbee
Heard a bit of an interview with E.L. Doctorow a little while ago. The interviewer asked him what the E.L. stood for and he said Edgar Lawrence.
He said his father had been a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe and his parents had named him after Poe.
A few years ago he asked his mother if she was aware that they had named him after a drug addicted, alcoholic, paranoid schizophrenic with tendencies towards necrophilia.
She responded, "Edgar, that's not very funny."

Wow. The world is a strange strange place ... this was the story I edited last night:



click (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/ny-lidoc243816997may24,0,40380.story?coll=sfla-newsnation-front)

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by masterofNone
do you work out at a gym? when i was dealing with insomnia i found it helped to work out really hard in the afternoon... that and i quit caffeine.

I've dramatically cut back on the caffeine... yeah maybe the workout thing will help. Lord knows I could use it. ;)

Thanks.

[Spicy Jack]

still can't play gee-tar. i though bonding with it would be the answer. he looks back at me and doesn't say a word though. so I held him a bit, but still nothing.

next step: therapy. or maybe lessons.

[bealeblues]

he doesn't want to be held, he wants to be, um, strummed.....

um, well, no, nevermind

[Spicy Jack]

I'm talking about Monty my guitar....not you.

[dinzdale]

I thought it was "Pepper" ?

are you a two timing plucker?

[Spicy Jack]

oh right...pepper...monterey is my laptop...this is getting confusing.

[dinzdale]

Well, "duh!"
No wonder he doesnt play for you're when you calling him someone else's name while you're fingering his frets......

[Spicy Jack]

I'll talk with him tonight about it. We will work this out and I am sure we will rock tonight. Like the rockstars we are.

[dinzdale]

Smoke on the Water :rolleyes:

[bealeblues]

originally posted by superfluous dinz
Smoke(r) on the Water

:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

PICKLE SMOKER

[rapscalious rob]

If you find something that looks small, shriveled, gray, slimey, and… well, really, like a recently spit-out piece of chewing gum… let me know. It might be my brain.
:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

well, if you don't find it, I may have a few extra lying around here somewhere...

[rapscalious rob]

You have some extras lying around? Does that mean you cause people to lose their minds?
:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

heehee, silly of course not....we just cut them out...

[rapscalious rob]

The “eek” face looks rather similar to an electrical outlet, doesn’t it?

[rapscalious rob]

You cut peoples’ brains out? Are these 2-dimensional people? If so, I don’t think the operation would work, because my head is 3 dimensional.

[Spicy Jack]

No. real human brains. i looked and only found have half of one.

will that do?

[rapscalious rob]

Half is better than none at all, I suppose.
I don’t know…
I can’t make up my mind!

[Levi]

Shlaa, all! It's too cold! Salmon hs a high mercury content. Dude!

[Spicy Jack]

I thought that was tuna.

[Levi]

Tuna, oo. And shrimp. And old-fashioned thermometres.

[Spicy Jack]

see...another reason to eat kosher.

[Hermione]

I only have three more weeks left!!!!

[Abby Normal]

Originally posted by zenbabe
funny...American Cheese is appropriatly named..it is fake and processed...just like America......

Very true. It's enough to make me switch to cheddar. Not that I haven't already...lol.

[priceyfatprude]

KFC's new 'healthy' meal has 100% of your RDA of sodium.

[rapscalious rob]

It seems to me fast food never has enough sodium. Finally, they’re doing something about it.

[topcat]

i don't know where i heard this, but when they asked kerry about bush falling of his bike, he said what happened the training wheels fell off. did anyone else hear this?

[trisherina]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
It seems to me fast food never has enough sodium. Finally, they’re doing something about it.

This made me squirt Chardonnay out my nose. Just thought you'd want to know.

[weissenflatz]

Originally posted by surbhi
I only have three more weeks left!!!!

to do what?

will you give birth? (I thought you're only 18)
exams?
dooms day?

[rapscalious rob]

Theivin’ anal bastards. I’ll give ‘em the money anyway, to not put up with their rigamarole.

[lapietra]

SMICKLE POKER

[Willow Sylph]

GOOFBALL

[lapietra]

:D

[Spicy Jack]

BOOFGALL?

[rapscalious rob]

LOOFABALL?

[Spicy Jack]

of course!

[rapscalious rob]

http://www.skrattkammaren.com/chicken.jpg
funky poultry

[Willow Sylph]

LOL! It looks like that submissive chicken!

[trisherina]

Falling asleep is so nice. Just not when you have other things to do.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by trisherina
Falling asleep is so nice. Just not when you have other things to do.

...like driving, for instance...

[Willow Sylph]

....or when operating a hand saw.....

[dinzdale]

...or in the middle of sexual intercourse with me...

[Spicy Jack]

they let me use a hack saw today at work. what where they thinking? i still have all my fingers though.

[nycwriters]

Ya know SJ's posts remind me an awful lot of Rimmers. Same kind of sense of humor.

[dinzdale]

Yeah.....I hated her too....

[daverbee]

Hacksaw isn't the most dangerous tool in a toolshop.
That distinction lies with box cutters. That's the one that cost me the use of my left hand for four months.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Yeah.....I hated her too....

Well I suppose it's best to take down that shrine then huh?

[dinzdale]

Oh "shrine".....I thought you said "urinal"....my bad.

[bealeblues]

hey now. no pot shots at rimmer. bastard.

[dinzdale]

Afternoon, bonglemunch. :)

[zero]

Originally posted by daverbee
.. That's the one that cost me the use of my left hand for four months.

..and then another four months for your right one to shrink back to it's normal size?

[bealeblues]

originally posted by dinzda(u)le
Afternoon, bonglemunch

afternoon to you as well, spatnycrust

[nycwriters]

I just ate 14 rolaids and it didn't do anything. :( Acid is shooting up my throat, making me gag. Painful.

God I hate acid reflux. Gotta get that rx filled.

[nycwriters]

Oh man! this guy in Park Slope went to an advocacy group because his landlord won't make repairs in his rent-stabilized apartment that he pays -- $114 a month!! :eek: (No that isn't a typo).

His next door neighbor pays $2,200 for the same apartment.

This guy has been in there 20 years.

My God. $114 a month. That's unfathomable!

[rapscalious rob]

I found a chocodile at 7-11. I bought it; don’t ask why. Maybe I’ll take a picture of it. I don’t really know what to do with the bugger.

[daverbee]

Make chocodile skin cowboy boots?

[straymonk]

Where is my thesaurus?

[lapietra]

Originally posted by straymonk
Where is my thesaurus?

Here you go: :)

rhyming dictionary and thesaurus (http://www.rhymezone.com/)

It's not exhaustive, but it's pretty good.

[straymonk]

Hey, thanks Lala. That's actually the one I use online. But, sometimes I think better with an actual book - flipping pages and all that. And I can't find mine. :-(

[lapietra]

awww... I have one!
Too bad I can't just upload a copy ;)

[priceyfatprude]

There is a CHIPS rerun on.

Erik Estrada. Yummmmmmmm.

[funkytuba]

She pooped! she finally pooped...

and pooped and pooped and pooped...

bluk...

Now she's sleeping soundly for the night,

And That's a Good Thing.

[Smartypants]

If you do a google image search for "Dieu est un fumeur" ("God is a smoker") it turns up a recipe in French for rabbit cooked in a crust (lapin en croute).

I wish to take this opportunity to say that I find that odd.

[Hermione]

blah

I'm soo busy with school.. you think that with only 2 weeks left my teachers would not be sooooooo sadistic

[lapietra]

I got hungry again.

Funny how that happens.

[Clytie]

what will they think of next???

Hickey Stencils
Plastic stencils of the alphabet and shapes, such as arrows and hearts -- so a lover can gently suck to create a message or body art on their partner

[daverbee]

funkytuba wrote:
She pooped!...and now she's sleeping.
All that pooping made her pooped!

(Well, somebody had to say it!)

[nycwriters]

I can't believe I wasted an entire day playing a video game. From uh, 1 pm to just now. Oy.

[Clytie]

date a geek...play zelda --- naked

[priceyfatprude]

I just found the blog & online home of this guy who was totally checking me out (NYC's description, not mine) when we went to the theatre last October.

I am cooler than the other side of the pillow.

[rapscalious rob]

are you cooler than iced gaterade?

[priceyfatprude]

I am cooler than blue raspberry twin pops.

[lapietra]

rasspbwerry twin pops are nummy

[priceyfatprude]

And in the same night I find out my stalker is back @ my old online stomping grounds.

AINT THAT A BITCH.

[Willow Sylph]

oh shit. who is this? how long has he been gone? how did you find out?

[priceyfatprude]

Just a confused young man. But if you've seen my yahoo profile, well, he is the 3am phone call person.

[lapietra]

how is it that there are so many confused young men...

I'm sorry Pricey... hope you can stay safe..

I seem to be wishing that to a lot of people lately.. are any of us safe?

[bealeblues]

originally posted by pfp
AINT THAT A BITCH


"pfp"-- spell that shit backward, what it say? same mf'shit.

AINT THAT A BITCH?

[Hermione]

"You touched my tra la la"

[daverbee]

Good Morning!
Oh...wait...this is the Random Thread...sorry..

[Hermione]

... Why do people delete their posts?

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I just found the blog & online home of this guy who was totally checking me out (NYC's description, not mine) when we went to the theatre last October.

I am cooler than the other side of the pillow.

Theater? UCB? My God my memory's bad ... remind me again?

3 am phone caller? wasn't that someone else entirely? How'd the guy from the grocery store get your phone number?

how'd you manage to track him down when you didn't even know his name?!

Man oh man, I am so confused.... :(

Oh wait, two different posts ... ok, some of it is clear ... but still confused how you found out the blog of the grocery store dude ....

[zero]

Originally posted by surbhi
... Why do people delete their posts?

"self-deletion" is the poormans "self-bannage".

[topcat]

is poormans one word or two?:D

[lapietra]

Originally posted by lapietra
how is it that there are so many confused young men...

I'm sorry Pricey... hope you can stay safe..

I seem to be wishing that to a lot of people lately.. are any of us safe?

Wow... I musta been really toasted... I don't remember typing this... :eek:

[McFlibbish]

Doc, uh...look...see the thing is...
the cream didn't work.

[bealeblues]

i like crown

[lapietra]

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[Audreyvgs]

Today, I want to see that same artwork with "Hamburgers" instead of milkshake, then it will make sense...and a Weber Grill.


Hey, Dav, I know you're a nature buff...I posted that pic once of this shark sculpture, i have hangin up outside, and a Great Crested Flycatcher put a nest in there and had 3 babies, and they just flew away today!! I'd never even seen one, and it took a trip to Barnes and Noble to identify the thing...really pretty bird..grey up top, yellow below, and a poof of feathers on it s head for the crest part....


Lots of new chickn babies here today....Im not lettin Pike the New Cat out just yet.....oooo the cat hair!!!!

[daverbee]

Never seen any flycatchers, Aud. What a great thing to be able to watch unfold! Did Bink enjoy watching the babies grow up and fly away?
We're getting a lot of Carolina Chickadees, Tufted Titmouse, Yellow Warblers and other little songsters. We have a cardinal pair that always come back and live around here. This may be about the third generation of the same cardinal family for all I know. We've also seen more brown thrashers every year. They must like Florida as a summer stopover. I put a birdbath out last year and I think that along with the suet block and the change to safflower seeds in the big bird feeder I'll be getting birds all summer! Squirrels don't like safflower seed. I'll have to put out some corn for the squirrels...
I'm gonna have to get my bird books out and check out that flycatcher now!

[Abby Normal]

Lapietra, that's a great picture. You've just made my day.

[Audreyvgs]

Dav, you've got a great selection of birds! My dad had me in the Audubon Society at a wee age and I've been on bzzillions of birdwalks. It of course, wouldn't occur to me now, but we also have a great selection in the yard...but my favorites are the woodpeckers, we've got a nesting pair of Pileated, god do they squauk, great jungle sounds! There's probably 10 different kinds of woodpeckers, and lots of wrens, warblers, hummingbirds, scissortail flycatchers and my other favorite, the burrowing owls...an Osprey has nest in the lake behind our property, and there's a red-tailed hawk that thinks this chicken farm is his own personal deli...we were lookin at a pair of cardinals today, are they pretty. There's also 10 billion ring neck doves and bluejays. I don't know how i get anything done here.

[daverbee]

Saw quite a few woodpeckers at the Okefenokee last time I was there. Apparently they consider it their metropolis.
Every once in a while we'll have a few hawk circle overhead. haven't seen any in a while. We get tons of vultures. A few years ago I saw a bald eagle fly over. That had me speechless for a while!
The yellow warblers we get are my favorite. Their song is so sweet and they're really agressive! They pick fights with their reflections in our windows! Drives the cats nuts! :)

[Aphrodite]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/figs.jpg

These guys ran in our election. They are the local "green party". Fought for legalizing marijuana. Also claimed it as a religious right. Their church uses it to get closer to god.

It's funny watching the Hamilton city council discussing issues while these two "Cheech and Chong" characters sit there in their bloodshot fog.

I was delighted to find them in the image thread.

[weissenflatz]

http://www.rlnh.be/images/visu_ijsvogel.jpg

I saw this kingfisher in my dreams last night. It's my favorite bird.

[daverbee]

You Canadians, you're such funsters! :D :D :D :D :D

[masterofNone]

jim belushi must have been hit with the unfunny stick when he was a kid.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
These guys ran in our election. They are the local "green party". Fought for legalizing marijuana. Also claimed it as a religious right. Their church uses it to get closer to god.

Dude! Who were the freaks that ran for national election in Canada who believed in this bouncing levitation (done in the lotus position) ... they were completely insane.

[zenbabe]

I don't really like canadian bacon.....but I love bacon!

[nycwriters]

CANADIAN BACON IS HAM DAMMIT!!!! *HEAD EXPLODES*

[zenbabe]

Your head is exploding cause you are speedreading again...I said I liked bacon dammit...not ham...I can't stand ham man........

[nycwriters]

Don't call it Canadian bacon man. It's ham. Call it ham.

HAM HAM HAM!

[zenbabe]

no way man, ham is ham, canadian bacon is that freak shite they serve sometimes and try to trick you into thinking it is some kind of bacon!!!!

[Audreyvgs]

:p

[nycwriters]

AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGG!

[masterofNone]

calm down.

[zenbabe]

http://images.greencine.com/images/movies/176440.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Yeah but it's that tough kind of ham, and it has all that peameal on the edges.

[nycwriters]

*dances around the living room*

8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
I got it (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall

[masterofNone]

see, that's just mean.

[nycwriters]

aha
aha
aha

What you will and what you won't
What you do and what you don't
What you can and what you can't
This is what you need to know:
Loved you though it didn't show

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

(whispered)
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.

I know why you ran away, aha
Understand you couldn't stay, aha
Wonder where you are today, aha
After all was said and done
It was right for you to run

Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, aha
Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht, da da da

da da da
da da da
da da da

Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me
Da da da I don't love you you don't love me

da da da (repeat to fade)

[masterofNone]

nyc's drunk.

[nycwriters]

Ya think? :D

Hell it's been a while.


Here but now they're gone
Seasons don't fear the reaper
Nor do the wind the sun or the rain (we can be like they are)
Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)
Baby I'm your man
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity (Romeo and Juliet)
40,000 men and women everyday (like Romeo and Juliet)
40,000 men and women everyday (redefine happiness)
Another 40,000 coming everyday (we can be like they are)
Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)
Baby take my hand (don't fear the reaper)
We'll be able to fly (don't fear the reaper)
Baby I'm your man
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Love of two is one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn't go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared (saying don't be afraid)
Come on baby (and she had no fear)
And she ran to him (then they started to fly)
They looked backward and said goodbye (she had become like they are)
She had taken his hand (she had become like they are)
Come on baby (don't fear the reaper)

[masterofNone]

wheeeeeeeeeeee. it's like spinning.

[nycwriters]

Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vile...

You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break...
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me,
stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...

[nycwriters]

Nobody on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets
The sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not at home

But I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

*bounces around the room*

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by nycwriters
*dances around the living room*

8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
8 6 7-5 3 0 9 (8 6 7-5 3 0 9)
I got it (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall

I totally called this number from the bar last week when I was drunk. No one answered. I guess they didn't want to talk to me. :( *tear*

[nycwriters]

The guy in NYC, the original number for it apparently, tried to auction the number off on ebay, until Verizon stepped in and said the number couldn't be sold.

[Gatsby]

I wonder if it's banned in EVERY area code, because I just called the one in my area...

[nycwriters]

I dunno, I say we test that theory! :p

[nycwriters]

*swaying*

Holding back the years,
Thinking of the fear I’ve had for so long.
When somebody hears,
Listen to the fear that’s gone.
Strangled by the wishes of pater,
Hoping for the arm of mater,
Get to me sooner or later,

Nothing ever could, yeah.
I’ll keep holding on,
I’ll keep holding on,
I’ll keep holding on,
I’ll keep holding on.

[nycwriters]

Little joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay

A hustle here and a hustle there
New york city is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)

[zenbabe]

CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chuckie egg]

how does one get rid of the stench of garlic off ones fingers?!

[Audreyvgs]

Throw Poop!

[chuckie egg]

haha!

[chuckie egg]

I just found out that when I go to see the Chilis in 2 weeks time..

James Brown is one of the supporting acts!

http://www.chickenslacks.com/images/soul%20stars/jamesbrown.jpg

TAKE ME TO THE BRIDGE!! :D

[Clytie]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
how does one get rid of the stench of garlic off ones fingers?!

wash your stainless steel sink/pan --the steel absorbs the smell...dont ask me how...it just does :)

[Audreyvgs]

roll in your silverwear drawer....

[Clytie]

i thot it was just her fingers that were stinky?

[masterofNone]

heh.

[daverbee]

Rub Roquefort cheese all over your hands. I should think that'd get rid of the smell of garlic...

[dinzdale]

...or use these underpants....

[trisherina]

Absent the really nibby stuff with cocoa beans poking out, I must content myself with this:
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/140366.gif

[Gatsby]

Is it just me, or isn't watching Lifetime made-for-TV-movies in the afternoon while laying on the couch with the cat and eating chips the height of luxury?

[chocodile]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
how does one get rid of the stench of garlic off ones fingers?! Lemon juice soak. Or tomato juice soak.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by chocodile
Lemon juice soak. Or tomato juice soak.

Does this work for other....um...stuff?

[chocodile]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Does this work for other....um...stuff? Such as?

[dinzdale]

Something on your hands that, erm...if you shook hands with the Queen, she might say...um..."A pleashar to meet hwun Mr Dinzdyle, but hwun hwonders if perhips hwun has been gutting tyoona fish arlier?"

[chocodile]

You're going to shake hands with a Queen?

http://www.rediff.com/sports/2000/aug/23drag1.jpg

To each his own, Uncle Dinz.

[Mocha]

ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja !!!!!

[Spicy Jack]

my tea tastes like what potpourri would taste like if it tasted like it smelt.

[Abby Normal]

I understand completely. I've always thought that Parsley tasted like an old attic, if the old attic tasted like it smelled.

[daverbee]

I'm confused now...

[Spicy Jack]

its okay daver.

[Abby Normal]

I wonder what watercress tastes like? I've never tried it before.

[masterofNone]

poo.

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by Abby Normal
I wonder what watercress tastes like? I've never tried it before.

me neither. i like the name.

[Abby Normal]

Haha. Isn't it, though? It sounds really...crunchy.

[lapietra]

It does not taste like poo. It tastes like yummy good green leaves... it's very good in salad, and also makes a nice little delicate tea sammie (thin white bread, sweet butter & some leaves...)
So there.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
my tea tastes like what potpourri would taste like if it tasted like it smelt.

ahh... so we're back to fishy hands again...

[daverbee]

I'm sleepy again. Funny how that happens when you don't get enough sleep the night before.

[zenbabe]

It's going to be 109 degrees tomorrow. :eek:

[Audreyvgs]

It was 95 here with 100% humidity. yuk.

[catbelly]

It was 20 degrees here, beautiful, sunny ... what's that in farenheit?

[zenbabe]

as if it matters.

I have started to shed my skin.....

[Hermione]

It is 68*F

[Hermione]

my shoulders and neck hurt..

[deirdregurl]

u deserve a good rub..:)

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Something on your hands that, erm...if you shook hands with the Queen, she might say...um..."A pleashar to meet hwun Mr Dinzdyle, but hwun hwonders if perhips hwun has been gutting tyoona fish arlier?"

HAHA!

Oh yeah, watercress tastes like nothing, so there!

[daverbee]

Supposed to be in the low 90's today. We've had rain the last few afternoon which have stopped the wildfires from spreading and helped put them out. That's good news!

[Audreyvgs]

My car is covered in ashes. Fires all over. Nico painted some moulding last night, outside, poor guy, oil based enamel....now he has to sand them again and redo it, ashes in the paint. :(

[daverbee]

I hate this time of year. Ashes on my deck when I come home, the smell, dried raspy throat.
Weatherman said this morn that the rainy season may have started now, so hopefully we've seen the last of it.
I know it gets worse down there! I've read of places in the Everglades that get so dried out that the heat from tires sets it off!
The odor I hated most down there was when they'd burn the cane fields. I had a few primary care clinics I visited around Lake Okeechobee and the smell of burning sugar cane is awful!

[Audreyvgs]

Lucky I've not smelled that....I was tellin NYC about a thing that happened last year, a big fire, and for some reason, in an area a little larger than my place, there was a swirl of clean air. Smoke north south east and west, and none here. I could see it across the street, and i had to go somewhere and it was everywhere, thick. Miles of it, thick.

It kinda happened again last night! I was standing in the driveway, watching Nico put plywood on the front of the studio, and there were clouds ominous with heat lightning building, and above us was a perfect circle of clear skies. I'd of preferred it rained, but seeing the front of the studio wasn't on yet, and it was like 11:00 at night, Nico was tired and trying to beat the rain before it came, and it never did...it rained buckets 1 mile away. I couldn't smell the smoke but once, and the fires are less than 4 mi away...(that one time i could smell the smoke is when the ashes attacked)

It's really strange to see the clouds form a circle above your house.

[red]

I can't believe how farkin' busy I am and I'm losing half a day today to SAP training. What am I doing here?

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
It's really strange to see the clouds form a circle above your house.
check the bink for strange birthmarks.

[Audreyvgs]

:p

[Spicy Jack]

the only thing worse than fake flowers are real flowers that look fake.

[daverbee]

Huh?

[Spicy Jack]

There are orchids in the lobby that i thought were cheesy cuz they were fake and I didn't understand why anyone would put out fake flowers. real flowers are so much better. well, i just found out they were real. what deception! and all this time I hated them. that makes me mad.

[daverbee]

That's one of the cool things about orchids to me is that they look so surreal you think they can't be real!
The secretary in our IS Dept. has a fake phalaenopsis on her desk and she has to remind me that it is, in fact, fake every time I go by.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by daverbee
The secretary in our IS Dept. has a fake phallus on her desk
:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

someone needs to take his meds.:rolleyes:

[zenbabe]

It is going to be 112 degrees tomorrow :(

[masterofNone]

but it's a dry heat.

[Hermione]

ahhhh!!!!!!!!! I'm sooo mad at myself.. I missed the spelling bee!!!:mad:

[zenbabe]

some kid collapsed..

[agentsmith]

nanannaa.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"Timor" comes from the Malay word "timur" meaning "east". So the country East Timor really means East East.

[topcat]

so would west timor be west east? is there a west timor?

[zenbabe]

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!!

[trisherina]

See Evil Dead the musical (http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/)

[straymonk]

When I graduated high school I got an unsolicited scholarship from Erskine College in Due West, South Carolina . I remember thinking, "Why go to a school in a town so small its only a direction?!?!"

- "Uh, where you going?"

- "Due west."

[nycwriters]

Insomnia sucks ass.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by trisherina
See Evil Dead the musical (http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/)

Now there's an idea who's time has come!

[trisherina]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Insomnia sucks ass.

Hmmm. Lemme think. Are you sure it doesn't blow dead goats?

[daverbee]

How 'bout:
Insomnia bores me to sleep...

[Abby Normal]

Originally posted by trisherina
See Evil Dead the musical (http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/)

At first I didn't think you were serious, but now I know. If you didn't already know, I'm a huge fan of the Evil Dead trilogy(note the avatar). Oh man, this is almost as good as the Monty Python and the Holy Grail musical. This should be interesting...

[moel]

i'm going to that

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Abby Normal
At first I didn't think you were serious, but now I know. If you didn't already know, I'm a huge fan of the Evil Dead trilogy(note the avatar).
Oh my gawd! I just noticed that!!! :D

I've only seen "Army of Darkness" - on that movie alone do I base my searing crush on Bruce the Jaw of Death. :p

In other news: Blueberry-pomegranate juice. *convulses with pleasure*

[moel]

no no no you have to see evil dead one and two

although they dont really make sense because two was at first to be a remake of one, but became it's own.

WHO"S LAUGHING NOW!

[lapietra]

HA!

[zenbabe]

I had to take a drug test today. :rolleyes:

[ally]

make up off, bet milla doesn't look like this in the morning. i love photo shop.

[nycwriters]

You're a beautiful girl. True beauty is that which doesn't need makeup. You don't.

[lapietra]

happy glossy pink and white! :)

True beauty makes you happy to see...

[ally]

thank you. physical beauty only lasts a certain time, it's what's inside that really counts.

[masterofNone]

some folks become prettier with age. jessica tandy comes to mind.

[moel]

i sound exactly like jason wade

[nycwriters]

Railroad Tycoon 3 kicks ASS!

[moel]

i'll kick your ass

[nycwriters]

Ha. As if.

[moel]

http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/615/82859-1059013500.jpg

[nycwriters]

Do people actually believe that's a picture of you?

I hate that Vin creature. He's creepy. And his initials are VD. I'll bet he has a few.

[moel]

http://www.perfectpeople.net/media/celebs/615/82859-1059013500.jpg
I SAID A TEN SECOND CAR NOT A TEN MINUTE CAR

[Hermione]

wow.. I never really thought that I would be sad now that school is ending..

I have seen these people everyday for the past four years.. I always thought I would be sooo glad to get out of high school. I'll miss all the juvenile behavior, the stupidity, and the powermad administration.

wow..

I've come to realization that my life is just starting.. it is so scary..

I'm afraid of the real world..

:(

[zenbabe]

DO NOT EVER leave unopened bottles of wine in the trunk of your car in 112 degree weather!!! :eek:

[nycwriters]

http://www.personal.psu.edu/faculty/b/t/bto107/towlie%5B1%5D.gif

[trisherina]

Towelie! How I've missed ya!

(and all this time I thought that thing in your avatar was a thermometer)

[nycwriters]

Uh, it's a DuMaurier, actually.

[dvcs81276]

hi

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by lapietra
In other news: Blueberry-pomegranate juice. *convulses with pleasure* Did I or did I not tell you?

*toes curl*

[Aphrodite]

We don't have pomegranite juice here yet. I keep telling everyone about it. We are all looking.

[Abby Normal]

Originally posted by lapietra
Oh my gawd! I just noticed that!!! :D

I've only seen "Army of Darkness" - on that movie alone do I base my searing crush on Bruce the Jaw of Death. :p



Hahaha. Bruce the Jaw of Death is great. Have you read "If chins could kill"? You should. It's absofreakinlutely awesome.

[zenbabe]

a bug just crawled inside my laptop!!!! :eek:

[Spicy Jack]

i probably ate a bug or two today

[Frieda]

moop moop

[Audreyvgs]

Spicy, were you smilin and ridin' your bike?

[zenbabe]

Hello..mr. washington?

I got a mutha fvckin' AK...and i'm gonna spray....

[Hermione]

Only two more days left.. :eek:


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