This is the thread where everyone is random.

[Frieda]

pfffff damn it's so fvcking hot!!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Frieda
i swear i did 600 dammit! Oh I believe you. :)

It's just when I showed my trainer how I could do 125 in a workout session, she made me count to 4 on the way up & 2 on the way down. She also showed me different ways to hold my feet, etc.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
She also showed me different ways to hold my feet, etc.

:eek:

[Frieda]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Oh I believe you. :)

It's just when I showed my trainer how I could do 125 in a workout session, she made me count to 4 on the way up & 2 on the way down. She also showed me different ways to hold my feet, etc.
yeah i know the differences. my therapist guy says i can only train the upper abs with my feet on the floor for now. maybe next week or the week after that i can try the lower abs with my feet on a chair.. as long as i don't move my back muscles it's okay!

[dinzdale]

Long weekend starts now.....back on Tuesday.....dont fvck up while I'm gone.

[Coffee]

Dinzdale, AgentSmith and Mon are all appearing as Moderators in the whos on line page...

Agent Smith a MODERATOR??? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

[masterofNone]

further proof that the zeuniverse is preparing to implode.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Coffee
Dinzdale, AgentSmith and Mon are all appearing as Moderators in the whos on line page...

Agent Smith a MODERATOR??? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA Who gives a fark?

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by Coffee
Dinzdale, AgentSmith and Mon are all appearing as Moderators in the whos on line page...

Agent Smith a MODERATOR??? HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA


HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY MODERATORSHIP!

*bitchslap*

[Coffee]

HA...

Delete this post if you think you are all that!

pffffftttttt.

[lapietra]

With great power comes great responsibility.... ;)

[Spicy Jack]

spiderman? is that you?

[agentsmith]

no, its sisqo.

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=landoverbaptist.3948982

[Spicy Jack]

so i just had this lady calling looking for a report and i say we don't have anything on that patient and she says but they submitted a specimen and starts FREAKING out and yelling and can't undertand why i can't find it and wants to know what happened to it and how did i lose it blahblahblah. So, i tell her to fax over the patient information in my nicest sweetest voice possible and she is mean and hangs up. i get the fax. the header is for a different hospital. not ours. i call her back with the brilliant news with an even cheerier **** you voice. she feels like an ass. ha ha. moral: don't wear panties, then they can't get into a bunch!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by lapietra
With great power comes great responsibility.... ;)


...is the word "responsibility" a "wink wink" euphamism for "opportunity to screw others"? Cuz historically speaking I think that is how it really works.
;)



edit to add.

I don't meen to suggest that I think any monkeys here would abuse their MOD powers (cuz it isn't GREAT power ;) ) But I'm not sure if I would vote for AgentSmith for President...unless she was running against Bush of course.
:D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://personal.riverusers.com/~thegrendel/beware.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/DoubleK/circusseal.gif

[trisherina]

Let's see how many typically invisible people become visible, just to check.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
so i just had this lady calling looking for a report and i say we don't have anything on that patient and she says but they submitted a specimen and starts FREAKING out and yelling and can't undertand why i can't find it and wants to know what happened to it and how did i lose it blahblahblah. So, i tell her to fax over the patient information in my nicest sweetest voice possible and she is mean and hangs up. i get the fax. the header is for a different hospital. not ours. i call her back with the brilliant news with an even cheerier **** you voice. she feels like an ass. ha ha. moral: don't wear panties, then they can't get into a bunch!

i love when things like that happen... *sappy sweet voice* "Im sorry you have called the wrong floor...try this number and have a nice day" it makes em even madder!

[daverbee]

We are making headway towards cleaning the shop!
You can actually see the surface of Norris's work bench! You can walk around the shop without having to step over stuff! Woo-hoo!

[trisherina]

have a nice day

[Frieda]

my cat is missing :(

[Clytie]

what is an everyon? its everywhere...

a drink ~~ Everyon555 - is it in you?
a creditcard~~Everyon555 its everywhere you want to be
a deodorant~~ Everyon555 a whole week of freshness
a bottled water~~ Everyon555 refreshing!
a boy band~~hear the sounds of Everyon555
a gum ~~ for long lasting freshness Everyon555
engagment rings ~~ show her you care Everyon555
instant dinners ~~everyon555 ready in just 555 seconds!
a candy bar~~everyon555 what more do you need?
a brandname~~i love my new Everyon555 jeans!
a weapon~~i traded my Colt .45 for an Everyon555
a cereal~~with over 555 nutrients Everyon555

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Frieda
my cat is missing :(
I hope you find the cat, Frieda! I know what it's like to miss a pet.

[priceyfatprude]

I hope Turbo comes home soon!

[red]

Frieda NOOOOOOOOO! :eek:
Maybe Turbo is just exploring the new digs?
I hope he comes home soon.

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=landoverbaptist.3948982

hey lady i already posted that....for jt!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Frieda
my cat is missing :(

oh no. :( I'm so sorry sweetheart...

[Frieda]

thanks guys :)

i searched the house again and again and again and found her hiding under the bed all curled up in a box in another box.. i have no idea how she managed to crawl in there..

she was shivering with her mouth open and all dirty and dusty looking so i raced to the vet with her.. turns out she has a wound on her ass, right above her tail and it got infected. she got antibiotics and a painkiller and hopefully it'll heal but i might have to go back to the vet this weekend if she gets worse..

man, was i glad that i found her when i saw those two big headlights shining in the light of my flashlight, but i was scared to death when i saw her trembling like that..

poor kitty!

[masterofNone]

i thought "asshat" was a zemonkey term. (http://www.livejournal.com/~major_asshat/)

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Frieda
thanks guys :)

i searched the house again and again and again and found her hiding under the bed all curled up in a box in another box.. i have no idea how she managed to crawl in there..

she was shivering with her mouth open and all dirty and dusty looking so i raced to the vet with her.. turns out she has a wound on her ass, right above her tail and it got infected. she got antibiotics and a painkiller and hopefully it'll heal but i might have to go back to the vet this weekend if she gets worse..

man, was i glad that i found her when i saw those two big headlights shining in the light of my flashlight, but i was scared to death when i saw her trembling like that..

poor kitty!

Oh poor little sweetie - But I'm so glad you found her!http://www.mariannestone.com/zebday/happy_dance.gif

[bealeblues]

mr. cab driver thinks we're all 165'ers....

[Frieda]

oh hell my head.. i'm never going to drink again! :eek:

[Hermione]

frieda- I hope you feel better!

I leave on Friday

My hair smells nice

[nycwriters]

I met Piter Marek at a dinner party last week. He's on a show called The Grid (9 pm, Mondays, TNT). I haven't seen the show, but he was such a class act that I'm going to check it out.

[zenbabe]

Is he single?

[nycwriters]

Yeah I think so. Why?

[Magpie]

I have a ceiling fan fan above my desk. Every summer the tiniest of tiny spiders hatch at the same time inside my fan. The 2004 batch hatched tonight.

The slide down on invisible cords from the fan and converge upon my desk, computer, or just swing around in the air. We're talking like 50 or more spiders at a time. They're actually pretty interesting to watch. I'm not a big spider lover but these are sooo tiny I can't bare to hurt them.

My son emailed me a picture of what the tiny spiders will look like when they grow up:

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/spider.jpg

I am now smushing the teeny bastards.

[Clytie]

im not a gun hater...ive been shooting hand guns since i was 9. I love target practice...but seriously my brother got an airsoft...and he is obsessed

[Clytie]

....more guns

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
....more guns
Forgive me for saying this, but it's just plain stupid to put any kind of gun to anyone's head. Sorry, just an editorial thought.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Magpie
I have a ceiling fan fan above my desk. Every summer the tiniest of tiny spiders hatch at the same time inside my fan. The 2004 batch hatched tonight.

The slide down on invisible cords from the fan and converge upon my desk, computer, or just swing around in the air. We're talking like 50 or more spiders at a time. They're actually pretty interesting to watch. I'm not a big spider lover but these are sooo tiny I can't bare to hurt them.

My son emailed me a picture of what the tiny spiders will look like when they grow up:

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/spider.jpg

I am now smushing the teeny bastards.
Are you sure he wasn't just playing with Mom's head?

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee
Forgive me for saying this, but it's just plain stupid to put any kind of gun to anyone's head. Sorry, just an editorial thought. ]

no kidding...good thing its plastic

[Magpie]

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me."

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

[red]

Originally posted by Magpie


If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAAaa

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Clytie
]

no kidding...good thing its plastic
Doesn't matter. It's not the kind of thing you want to get used to doing...

[Clytie]

Originally posted by daverbee
Doesn't matter. It's not the kind of thing you want to get used to doing...

yes dad

[masterofNone]

anyone else have a vonage phone? it looks like someone has launched a denial of service attack on their server. my phone is down for the count.

[daverbee]

I have a Motorola that came with our service from work (Nextel). I've taken a total of one call on it that was related to work in the last year.
Gives me a good way of keeping in touch with Vickie, though! ;)

[red]

up from my nap now

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by masterofNone
anyone else have a vonage phone? it looks like someone has launched a denial of service attack on their server. my phone is down for the count.

Mine is fine. Call them on your cell and ask to switch servers.

You may need to just reboot your modem. I've had that happen.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Magpie
I have a ceiling fan fan above my desk. Every summer the tiniest of tiny spiders hatch at the same time inside my fan. The 2004 batch hatched tonight.

The slide down on invisible cords from the fan and converge upon my desk, computer, or just swing around in the air. We're talking like 50 or more spiders at a time. They're actually pretty interesting to watch. I'm not a big spider lover but these are sooo tiny I can't bare to hurt them.

My son emailed me a picture of what the tiny spiders will look like when they grow up:

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/spider.jpg

I am now smushing the teeny bastards.

Awwww man! Don't smoosh 'em... Think of all the flies they'll eat!!!

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Mine is fine. Call them on your cell and ask to switch servers.

You may need to just reboot your modem. I've had that happen.
it's okay now but for about 45 minutes i couldn't get a line, i couldn't get their web page to open, and calls to my line got a busy signal. yikes. when was the last time you heard a busy signal?

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by lapietra
Awwww man! Don't smoosh 'em... Think of all the flies they'll eat!!!

and then they crawl into the bed with you and there are hundreds of them under the sheets and you can feel them crawling on you and then they climb into your ears to make more baby spiders. :eek:

[lapietra]

are they fuzzy?

'cos if they're fuzzy it might be okay...

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by lapietra
are they fuzzy?

'cos if they're fuzzy it might be okay...

http://www.diamondreptile.com/rosehair.jpg

Cuddly even!

[masterofNone]

i think spicy is having the DTs again.

[Spicy Jack]

:confused: D whas?

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
http://www.diamondreptile.com/rosehair.jpg

Cuddly even!


awwww cute. :D

[noxxville]

i like waffles.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
http://www.diamondreptile.com/rosehair.jpg

Cuddly even!
Tito and Tarantula!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Clytie
....more guns Please.

Do me a favor.

My friend Rich committed suicide. He used a gun. I'm not even close to joking around about this. It is why I get so touchy when someone brings up suicide.

So, 2 requests:

1) Please don't ever post a picture like that again

2) Search Jon Erik Hexum & read up on how he died.

Thank you.

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
2) Search Jon Erik Hexum & read up on how he died.


and brandon lee.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Please.

Do me a favor.

My friend Rich committed suicide. He used a gun. I'm not even close to joking around about this. It is why I get so touchy when someone brings up suicide.

So, 2 requests:

1) Please don't ever post a picture like that again

2) Search Jon Erik Hexum & read up on how he died.

Thank you.

Wow... that's pretty horrific... now I'm all queasy. :(
Guns are just - bleah. I wish they were never invented.

[masterofNone]

yeah, but if they weren't invented... y'know... someone would invent them.

[Frieda]

there's quite a lot of stuff that's nasty and awful besides guns.. a friend of mine killed himself by jumping from a window.

[lapietra]

Yeah... but at least windows are good for other things... guns are just for killing.

[Frieda]

yeah, you're right about that. doesn't make it any less painful though..

[lapietra]

I can imagine. :( Sorry, dear.

[Frieda]

thanks :) fortunately, there's an awful a lot of stuff that reminds me of the good things of life!

[trisherina]

Guns are not just for killing. They're for hurling small projectiles in rapid succession, preferably with accuracy.

I had a friend who ate a .303, after giving me his (US) flak jacket and moving to Seattle. I keep it to remember that I don't always catch when someone's pitching.

An ex-girlfriend suggested at his wake that a donation be made to a gun control organization. This is, someone else pointed out, how ghosts get started.

[Magpie]

No matter what you have thought about guns... if you ever experience someone putting a gun to the side of your head (and live through it), you will learn a hatred and disgust for guns like you've never known.

In the society we've created now, you could never convince me that guns hold even one ounce of value.

[daverbee]

Amen.

[noxxville]

i am my own doorway

[red]

I'm meeting Aud and the Bink for lunch today at Niko Niko's.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by red
I'm meeting Aud and the Bink for lunch today at Niko Niko's.
Hug Aud and shake the Bink's hand for me!

[red]

righty-o

[Spicy Jack]

what ever happened to the africanized killer bees?

[dinzdale]

They're right behind you.

Dont make any sudden moves.:eek:

[lapietra]

http://www.attentionseekers.ca/killer-bee.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by dinzdale
They're right behind you.

Dont make any sudden moves.:eek:

whatever you say...poopypants...

[rapscalious rob]

i have this sinking feeling that the computers are going to finally die sometime in the next couple of months.

[priceyfatprude]

That means you can get newer, faster ones, right?

[nycwriters]

Have I mentioned how much I love my neighbors? Crab cakes and couscous tomorrow night. They are totally feeding me these days. God bless 'em.

[rapscalious rob]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
That means you can get newer, faster ones, right?

That is the theory.

Originally posted by nycwriters
Have I mentioned how much I love my neighbors? Crab cakes and couscous tomorrow night. They are totally feeding me these days. God bless 'em.

Two wonderful foods. Right up there with taboule.

[nycwriters]

Oh good grief! I'm watching "The Butterfly Effect" on dvd and there's a prison scene where Pretty Boy Kutcher is grabbed in the crotch by a mean bald prisoner who threatens him -- and yeah, it's my ex boyfriend from more than a decade ago.

Great.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh good grief! I'm watching "The Butterfly Effect" on dvd and there's a prison scene where Pretty Boy Kutcher is grabbed in the crotch by a mean bald prisoner who threatens him -- and yeah, it's my ex boyfriend from more than a decade ago.

Great.
aahhhh the dvd version! i hear that one's very different from the cinema version, is that true? does it have a happy ending?

[nycwriters]

Uh I chose the director's cut version, not sure how it differs from the theater version. I've got it on pause right now. Not sure I can watch any more.

Doug was the only other guy in my life to cheat on me. He was also the only other actor I've ever dated. He's also typically only in really bad B movies (although this movie isn't that stellar), so him popping up on my tv screen was quite unexpected.

This is so very very weird.

[Coffee]

hey...at least he's "in jail" though. ;)

[daverbee]

Got the results of my glucose tolerance test today. I'm healthy and diabetes free! I knew I was but better to be safe than sorry.
All bad cholesterol signs are down and the good ones are up!
As we're nearing Heart Walk time, I want to remind all my monkey colleagues to take care of their health and see their doctor's regularly.
Even you, Dinz. Especially you, Dinz!

[dinzdale]

Thanks Daver! I'll put down this bacon & cheese kolache and cup of coffee in just a second.

[daverbee]

Careful where you put it, I may steal it from you.
I remember coffee. Does it still taste as good?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by daverbee
Careful where you put it, I may steal it from you.
I remember coffee. Does it still taste as good?

No...it tastes better, much much better.
Can you do Decaf daverbee? There are some real nice decafs out there.

[dinzdale]

Oh PUH LEEEEEZE !!!

Decaf coffee is like taking a bath with your socks on.

BAN DECAF NONALCOHOLIC FAT-FREE LO-CARB ANYTHING !!!

[rmr]

i've taken a bath with my socks on.

[dinzdale]

Why does that not surprise anyone?

[noxxville]

That commercial with the guy getting his tongue caught in a mixer makes me laugh.

[daverbee]

I've taken baths with all my clothes on. Of course, it was in a quarry in the middle of Texas, but still...

[Coffee]

Oh PUH LEEEEEZE !!!

Decaf coffee is like taking a bath with your socks on.

BAN DECAF NONALCOHOLIC FAT-FREE LO-CARB ANYTHING !!!


but...but...but...

Ok i agree regarding beer, I have NEVER tasted non alchoholic beer that didn't taste like piss.

But the man said he liked the flavor of coffee...and can't drink it.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/09/02/lucy.kanfer/story.lucy.vita.jpg

[dinzdale]

i've taken a bath with my socks on. - Rimmer

I've taken baths with all my clothes on - Daver


OK OK Bad analogy for the idiots here, let me see....

Decaf coffee is like taking a bath wrapped in seran wrap.

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
- Rimmer

- Daver


OK OK Bad analogy for the idiots here, let me see....

Decaf coffee is like taking a bath wrapped in seran wrap.


omg that made me laugh so hard a booger shot out of my nose

[Coffee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
OK OK Bad analogy for the idiots here, let me see....

Decaf coffee is like taking a bath wrapped in seran wrap.

Better analogy:
Drinking decaf coffee is like drinking coffee (the good stuff actually tastes just as good as regular coffee) without getting jittery.

if you had been drinking decaf you might have noticed that you spelled "Saran" wrong before rushing to hit the post message button.
;)
:D

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Coffee
Drinking decaf coffee is like drinking coffee without getting jittery.


WHAT IS THE FVCKING POINT OF THAT !!!!!!!!


...and besides you dont get jittery after you've built up tolerance to caffeine. YOU'RE just not drinking enough.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Coffee
you spelled "Saran" wrong

No...."Seran" Wrap is 3 inches thick and made of yellow rubber. WTF were you thinking of bathing in.....pervert???

[Coffee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
YOU'RE just not drinking enough.


HA...Who do you think your talking to!!!!...;D I could drink you under the coffee table sir. :D

[priceyfatprude]

Decaf is for pussies. Don't do it, Daver!!!!

[Mocha]

i never rubbed a nookie with a decaf cookie cause you made it really limp when it shoulda been so shooky i am not the mocha coffee that you thought i was before you can call be what you want to but i will not be your whore go to the store and buy a battery you need to recharge you be burpin just like homer and all mumbling just like marge

[Dark Chocolate]

If you sweeten it up, coffee tastes good. Without the sweetening, coffee is very bitter.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Mocha
i never rubbed a nookie with a decaf cookie cause you made it really limp when it shoulda been so shooky i am not the mocha coffee that you thought i was before you can call be what you want to but i will not be your whore go to the store and buy a battery you need to recharge you be burpin just like homer and all mumbling just like marge

:D

[Dark Chocolate]

Kind of like chocolate, actually.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Dark Chocolate
Coffee is very bitter. I would be too, if I gave you up, tesoro mio.

[Coffee]

I AM NOT BITTER!!! :mad:

...although perhaps just a bit angry and resentful though.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Coffee
I AM NOT BITTER!!! :mad:

...although perhaps just a bit angry and resentful though. *believes Mr 8 Point Font* :p

[rapscalious rob]

I find coffee black to be bitter, myself. I like it sweet and blonde.

[lapietra]

I like my Coffee strong and dark - but with sweetnin' and cream. Don't try to pass off weak Coffee on me - blech. It's like, as someone once said to me, making love on the beach.
Figure it out ;)

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by lapietra
weak Coffee - It's like.. making love on the beach.
Figure it out

Ummm....it makes your cock gritty?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by lapietra
I like my Coffee strong and dark - but with sweetnin' and cream. Don't try to pass off weak Coffee on me - blech. It's like, as someone once said to me, making love on the beach.
Figure it out ;)

****ing close to water.

[daverbee]

After all this, I think I'll stick with wine...

[masterofNone]

i finally got an apartment. moving on saturday.

[Frieda]

^congrats

jesus, i bought a desk fan called "tornado" and i swear my cigarette just blew away between my fingers :eek:

I LOVE MY TORNADO! HURRAY!

http://www.e-d.nl/images/HK390.jpg

[rmr]

Originally posted by masterofNone
i finally got an apartment. moving on saturday.

where were you living?

[Coffee]

Thats a reallllllllly nice fan Frieda...looks like "the way they used to make them".

omg...does the speed selector have the ability to go between clicks???? Wow if so.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Coffee
Thats a reallllllllly nice fan Frieda...looks like "the way they used to make them".

omg...does the speed selector have the ability to go between clicks???? Wow if so.
thanky :)

it says "10" ancient metal table fan, nickel plated" on the box..
ancient! heheh :D

umm no it doesn't do that.. i guess it's not ancient enough! :p

[Coffee]

ok...darn. I so think that fans should have sliding variable speed controls.

Every fan I have, the settings are either too slow or too fast...I want a sliding lever so that I can put it "just right".

[Frieda]

this one has 4 settings! enough for me :)

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Frieda
this one has 4 settings! enough for me :)

Which setting blew away your ciggy?

[rmr]

Originally posted by Frieda
this one has 4 settings! enough for me :)

why do you need a fan?? i thought you were cold all the time?

RESPECT

[Frieda]

4! i think it's called "tornado" with a reason :D

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rmr
why do you need a fan?? i thought you were cold all the time?

RESPECT
that's at work, here at home it's been 30c for a week now inside the house.. that's about 88F.. pretty nasty to sleep in!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by rmr
why do you need a fan?? i thought you were cold all the time?

RESPECT

Everyone needs a fan. Especially a really cool one.
I'd like a partially or completely naked one personally...more of a groupie.

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by rmr
where were you living?
i've live in my townhouse but i'm selling it. the market is hot. i'm going to rent for a year while i build something in the country.

[rmr]

well then CONGRATS!!

[masterofNone]

thanks. i think once i move i'll have to get drunk.

[rmr]

you mean you won't get drunk until you move?

[masterofNone]

i don't drink much anymore.

[rmr]

that's good

right?

[melissa]

It's better than drinking too much all the time.


Unless you're Paris Hilton.

[red]

stupid Astros

[topcat]

everything is all good in the world, break dancing is making a comeback

[melissa]

i like donuts.

[Frieda]

i'm never going to the doctor again.. everytime i go there i have something! dammit!

i am now officially diagnosed with low blood pressure in combination with an abnormal heart rhythm caused by extreme dehydration.. great.

i don't really understand it though.. i mean it has been 30c in here the past week but i've been drinking at least 4 litres of water a day and now i bought that fan and everything..

oh well, off to the hospital now for a morning of heart monitoring and an iv.. it's probably nothing serious. see you guys later..

:rolleyes:

[melissa]

Good luck Frieda. Bring books and toys to keep you entertained in the hospital.

[Clytie]

i got my pics back from the wedding! ill upload soon!

[daverbee]

Frieda, take good care of your heart, it's the only one you've got. Take good care of yourself, you're the only Frieda we've got!

Clytie, I look forward to seeing your decoration expertise in pictures!

[Clytie]

i dont have any decoration pics right now...heres some face shots!

http://www.thej3w.net/forum/Gallery/Cow3/Cow3_4wedding.jpg

http://www.thej3w.net/forum/Gallery/Cow3/Cow3_blackpurple.jpg

[Clytie]

whoa...soory they are soo huge!

[daverbee]

Looks like everybody was having a great time!

[Clytie]

i had to wear black since i was interpreting..but everyone else decided to wear it too! cept Sarah...she was a bridesmaid (one of 8!)

[masterofNone]

hope your tests turned out okay frieda. gatorade is good for the dehydration and the arythmia.

[rmr]

Originally posted by topcat
everything is all good in the world, break dancing is making a comeback

did it ever go away?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by red
stupid Astros

Oh but you shouda BEEN there :)


Luv my little Braves

[topcat]

rm, not really but people are taking notice again

[red]

this has been a really, really difficult season to watch

[red]

PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE!!!

[Frieda]

they let me out of the hospital again :)

got an iv, got attached to the heart monitor and everything, had my blood pressure taken every 15 minutes.

had a heart rate of 56 beats per minute when i came in and a blood pressure of 70/60. they did several tests during which i almost fainted, but apparently i have no significant brain damage because of lack of oxygen or overheating, no internal bleedings or fractures. they did spot last year's broken ribs on the x-ray though :D

i stayed until my heart rate was back and steady at 78-85 bpm and my blood pressure was 90/80 when i left, which is not dangerous anymore, they told me.

i set several high scores with mario kart on the gameboy and fell asleep every now and then whenever i wasn't eating salty cookies or going to the toilet because i had to pee the all the time.. ha!

anyway, they let me out because i really really want to go to that festival tomorrow.. they said i have to be very careful and stay out of the sun, drink a lot of water and take some diarrhea dehydration powders that are used for travelling in the tropics tonight. they said i should make sure that i drink enough to make me go pee every hour! they also said i should wear a medibracelet with my telephone no and blood type and everything on it.. just in case.. :eek:

have to go back on monday though for another checkup, or sooner if i start feeling bad again! i hope not, of course :)

what a day! :rolleyes:

[Aphrodite]

Frieda. Take care of yourself. I'm glad you were well enough to go home.

Get some gatoraide like someone else suggested. A power bar of some kind would be a good thing too.

[dinzdale]

and beer and cigarettes, lots of coffee too.

[rmr]

frieda....that doesn't sound good..........feel better.........get better.

[Frieda]

i'm ok now, i don't feel as lousy and drowsy as before!

dinz :D yeah they told me to drink coffee before my breakfast in the morning, but not during the day.. :eek:

no smoking, no alcohol.. might upset my arteries again.

working on a litre of lemonade right now with one of those anti-dehydration powders.. pfft.. i have a water-belly now!

[nycwriters]

Frieda, how awful! I know you're a smart lady, but please be careful over the weekend at this festival. If you're feeling lousy again, just leave and get to a hospital, OK?

And check in here. Now I'm going to worry all weekend about you!

Don't you roll your eyes at me young lady. It's what I do -- worry.

But seriously, just be safe and smart about everything. The heart and bp is not something to screw around with.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Frieda, how awful! I know you're a smart lady, but please be careful over the weekend at this festival. If you're feeling lousy again, just leave and get to a hospital, OK?

And check in here. Now I'm going to worry all weekend about you!

Don't you roll your eyes at me young lady. It's what I do -- worry.

But seriously, just be safe and smart about everything. The heart and bp is not something to screw around with.
:D no eye rolling! ha! i will be careful, really! thanks! :)

the student doctor made a big deal out of convincing me that i should be careful and i will! there are plenty of well-trained first aid people on the festival, so if i start feeling bad again i'll just go there and explain the situation.

i'm sure i'll be having a good time! :)

[daverbee]

We all hope you do, but we'll worry anyway.
Once again, speaking as a heart attack survivor, please take any heart problems seriously, no matter how minor!
Be healthy, have a great time at the festival, and check in with us when you can!
Keep in mind you're gonna be the first of us to break the 10,000 mark in posts and we don't wanna miss that event! :)

[Hermione]

Hope you get better Frieda!

I'm leaving for Europe!! The time has finally come. I'll try to find an internet cafe or something when I get there! See you in two weeks!!:) :)

[agentsmith]

have fun frieds! be careful!:)

[daverbee]

Originally posted by surbhi
Hope you get better Frieda!

I'm leaving for Europe!! The time has finally come. I'll try to find an internet cafe or something when I get there! See you in two weeks!!:) :)
Send postcards, have a great time, take pictures, show 'em to us!

[red]

i want pie

[masterofNone]

it's freaking beautiful here today. 76 degrees and sunny. sometimes northern virginia is heaven.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Frieda
they also said i should wear a medibracelet with my telephone no and blood type and everything on it.. just in case.. :eek:
I have one. I never wear it. *hugs* Have fun at the festival, but take care of you!

Have fun in Europa surbs!

[Frieda]

i'll be fine people! really! :)

woo hooo! :D

[agentsmith]

make sure to wear a sweater that covers your hands up untill the fingertips.

[Frieda]

i'll be wearing a shirt that says "secret agent" :D

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Frieda
i'll be wearing a shirt that says "secret agent" :D

Then perhaps we might need to do a search on your name here. ** (http://www.namebase.org/nbhome.html)

** be warned, very creepy site.

[melissa]

I have thrift store shirt that says Secret Agent Girl on it. People always comment on it whenever I wear it, "hey secret agent..."


Like I'd really wear a shirt that said so if I was really a secret agent girl.

[rapscalious rob]

In the movies, they’re always really sexy and smart.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by melissa

Like I'd really wear a shirt that said so if I was really a secret agent girl.


Ya...right...nice try. heh, reverse psych, that's just what you two WANT us to think.

Frieda and Mellisa...agents. Your outed.

[melissa]

aw, crap.

[zenbabe]

http://www.macgamer.com/corey/fark/bitchplease.jpg

[melissa]

"Bitch, please" = always appropriate.

[Frieda]

back from the festival :)

it was great, absolutely great!

[masterofNone]

so you felt okay? stayed hydrated?

[lapietra]

Originally posted by melissa
I have thrift store shirt that says Secret Agent Girl on it. People always comment on it whenever I wear it, "hey secret agent..."


Like I'd really wear a shirt that said so if I was really a secret agent girl.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :p

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Frieda
back from the festival :)

it was great, absolutely great!

Yaaaay!!!

Gory details, please.

[Frieda]

main stage & HQ stage
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/773/IMGP0485s.jpg

Giuseppe and his bigass oakleys
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/5503/IMGP0492s.jpg

it rained flowers again :)
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/8691/IMGP0499s.jpg

Tom Harding and freaking japanese Biomehanika at the turntables at the HQ stage
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/4517/IMGP0519s.jpg

friggin clown!
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/8858/IMGP0525s.jpg

fireworks and lasershow
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/3781/IMGP0529s.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Wicked!

That looks like so much fun. I am glad you are back and well.
I am glad you went and had fun.

[trisherina]

Great pictures and commentary.

[rapscalious rob]

there she is- the secret agent herself.

glad you had fun! :)

[melissa]

My neighbors keep playing the song "It's So Easy to Fall in Love" at the same time every day, loud enough for me to hear it across the street.

[Aphrodite]

I don't enjoy having neighbours.

[melissa]

I do and I don't at the same time. I like waving to people as I ride my bike past, but I get really grumpy when someone's car makes a horrible racket early in the morning, waking me up.

[melissa]

Now I'm drowning out my neighbor's bad music with Snoop Dogg.

[Aphrodite]

I like to sit outside and drink my morning coffee, or walk around late at night. I don't particularely enjoy people seeing me with bedhead or jammies.
I like to play my music loud.
I really cherish my privacy.

[melissa]

That was such a nice list of good things.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Frieda
back from the festival :)

it was great, absolutely great!
Glad you had a good time, great pictures!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Frieda
Giuseppe and his bigass oakleys Nevermind the Oakleys, what about the rug on his chest? :p

Glad you had a good time!

[lapietra]

Aw - thanks for the piccies! It looked *wonderful*...

Did they drop something else besides flowers? Looked like there were tiny little parachutes among the blossoms...

[Frieda]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Nevermind the Oakleys, what about the rug on his chest? :p

Glad you had a good time!
i know, he's worse than hasselhoff! :D

[Frieda]

Originally posted by lapietra
Aw - thanks for the piccies! It looked *wonderful*...

Did they drop something else besides flowers? Looked like there were tiny little parachutes among the blossoms...

nope, all flowers, this kind:

http://www.kattebak.nl/digifoto/images/anemoon0005.jpg

it's such a special feeling to see all those flowers rain down.. everybody was cheering :)

[lapietra]

Ooo... I bet they smelled good... :)

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Frieda
i know, he's worse than hasselhoff! :D
Giuseppe Hasselhoff...nah, doesn't work...

[red]

That looked great! I'm glad you had a good time and stayed healthy.
I want it to rain flowers here!

[nycwriters]

I suppose it's not a good thing to have started an explosive political debate thread on my high school reunion board is it?

Oops.

[masterofNone]

there's a point in moving that feels like the second day of vacation when your clothes are starting to pile up and you can't find the damned sunblock.

[Magpie]

My girls rescued a young cat from the park earlier tonight... brought it home to our garage. It had a micro-chip ID tag w/phone number... I called, they called the cat's owner, the owner called me.

I returned the cat to it's home... RIGHT NEXT TO THE PARK :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"Here's your found cat that wasn't lost." sheesh :rolleyes:

[melissa]

The kitty had an adventure!!

[priceyfatprude]

They "rescued" him, hahahaha. How cute. I can just picture it. He was all affectionate & acting starved.

[nycwriters]

My neighbors kick ass.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by nycwriters
My neighbors kick ass.
After all you went through previously, I'm glad to know that!
You deserve some kickass neighbors!

[red]

They must have fed NYC again. ;)

[red]

but I don't waaaannnna work

[melissa]

My sweet b/f went bra shopping with me yesterday. I got a lavender one.

[dinzdale]

That's him safely emasculated then.......

[melissa]

hardly.

[Aphrodite]

No way, he got to help her pick out his favourite.
That's a man who knows how to get what he wants.

[melissa]

yep.

[daverbee]

In spite of the fact that I didn't finish the project I'm working on, I'm satisfied with the work I got done today.:cool:

[Aphrodite]

Glad to hear it.

I love a day that feels productive.

[rapscalious rob]

Don’t you just adore the way it is impossible to get to computer cables and reconfigure them without getting covered in dust and cobwebs? It’s a wonderful way of communing with the spiders. Especially when they get in one’s hair. The whole endeaver requires spider-like patience. Become the spider.

[lapietra]

I like spiders. 'specially when they are fuzzy. :D

[rapscalious rob]

Don’t pet your pet spider.

[lapietra]

okies. :)

[melissa]

I like spiders, except when they are in my bed.

[lapietra]

Unless they're big stuffed furry plushie spiders that you got for Hallowe'en... I agree. :)

[melissa]

Or a spider puppet...those are cool.

[lapietra]

:D

I took a baby spider outside the day before yesterday... he didn't really want to go but he kept RUNNING at me and I was afraid I'd squish him despite my best efforts. (I was sitting on the living room floor making jewelry) Once I got him outside he was pretty happy...

[melissa]

Charlotte's Web = one of the best books ever.

[lapietra]

*hugs the honeybee*

You rock. :D

Stuart Little, too. :)

[melissa]

You rock harder. :)

[Coffee]

I loved Stuart Little.
I never saw the movie though and i'm kind of afraid to. Worried it will not do justice to my memory of the book.

[madasacutsnake]

I removed a huntsman (remember the pic) from a shop the other day. Glass and piece of card trick. Shop owner was going to spray it , flapping around screeching "spider, spider, spider!". She was so grateful. I took it out to the car park and put it next to her car.

[melissa]

The crappy, stupid restaurant where I made my post-graduation/birthday brunch reservations has closed. I called to confirm my reservation of 10 and was informed that the place is no longer open for business. Were they even going to call me and let me know? I didn't ask, I was too flabbergasted to continue having a conversation with the woman on the phone.

Crappy stupidheads. Dumb motherf*!kers.

[trisherina]

Chemotherapy induced febrile neutropenia blows dead goats.

[Audreyvgs]

Well, there's a trip to Google. Has it happened before? Does it last a while?
U ok?

[madasacutsnake]

Chemotherapy induced febrile neutropenia blows dead goats.

B*stard. Kick it good.

[Audreyvgs]

Looks like Dav's goanna have some yard-cleanin to do before the double whammy....these are the times you have to thank Gawd that all your orchids are Inside, dav, as when we have to do the pre-hurricane yard sweep (where you remove anything that isn't attatched so it doesn't become a projectile) the amount of plant life that has to spend a few days in the dark is horrific. and heavy!! "Roll that 3 foot wide planter with the tree in it in here, Nico!"

Im never puttin the goats in the workshop again ever, tho. Last time, they left smart pills all over, every square inch. There were goatie footprints 7 foot high on the walls, and they were only 2 foot high... This time, if they blow, they blow.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by melissa
You rock harder. :)

somehow this disturbs me...

[daverbee]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
I removed a huntsman (remember the pic) from a shop the other day. Glass and piece of card trick. Shop owner was going to spray it , flapping around screeching "spider, spider, spider!". She was so grateful. I took it out to the car park and put it next to her car. Chivalrous and cruel all in one package!
You, dear snake, do truly rock!

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Looks like Dav's goanna have some yard-cleanin to do before the double whammy....these are the times you have to thank Gawd that all your orchids are Inside, dav, as when we have to do the pre-hurricane yard sweep (where you remove anything that isn't attatched so it doesn't become a projectile) the amount of plant life that has to spend a few days in the dark is horrific. and heavy!! "Roll that 3 foot wide planter with the tree in it in here, Nico!"

Im never puttin the goats in the workshop again ever, tho. Last time, they left smart pills all over, every square inch. There were goatie footprints 7 foot high on the walls, and they were only 2 foot high... This time, if they blow, they blow. We're not too worried. If Bonnie stays on the course they plotted she'll pass over Port St. Joe and miss us.
Charley or Charlie or whatever is another story. Looks like he's gonna pass right over you and then come at us! You're welcome to lock up all the critters and spend the weekend with us!
I shut my dogs Elsie and Fred up in the house once when I had to stay at work overnight as we had a hurricane off the coast. Only bad thing that happened is that Elsie stole Fred's bowl of food. Typical of her, she was a real glutton but a sweetheart.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
Don’t you just adore the way it is impossible to get to computer cables and reconfigure them without getting covered in dust and cobwebs? It’s a wonderful way of communing with the spiders. Especially when they get in one’s hair. The whole endeaver requires spider-like patience. Become the spider. On candystripe legs spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly! a movement in the corner of the
Room! and there is nothing I can do when i
Realise with freight that the spiderman is having
Me for dinner tonight

Quietly he laughs and shaking his head creeps
Closer now closer to the foot of the bed and
Softer than shadow and quicker than flies his
Arms are all around me and his tongue in my
Eyes be still be calm be quiet now my precious
Boy don’t struggle like that or I will only love
You more for it’s much too late to get away or
Turn on the light the spiderman is having you
For dinner tonight


And I feel like I’m being eaten by a thousand
Million shivering furry holes and I know that in
The morning I will wake up in the shivering cold
And the spiderman is always hungry...

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by trisherina
Chemotherapy induced febrile neutropenia blows dead goats. Poor N! *hugs*

[daverbee]

Originally posted by trisherina
Chemotherapy induced febrile neutropenia blows dead goats. Are you the one going through chemo?:(

[Clytie]

writers block!

BLAH

[Frieda]

pffft

[red]

DON'T TELL ME TO FVCKING CALM DOWN BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THROWN AWAY ALL OF MY FOOD WITHOUT TELLING ME!
YOU OWE MY A TUPPERWARE DAMMIT

[lapietra]

oh, yeah.

hormones.

Whoever that is - you'd best be stepping up with some groceries, pronto. ;)

[red]

god, I hope it isn't hormones.
NOBODY BETTER USE THAT ON ME EITHER.
GRRRRRRRR.
I should not drive in this state.

[lapietra]

no... you should not.

you should have a nice nap.

[daverbee]

Considering traffic in Texas and Houston in particular, no you should not be driving. Safer for you and the baby.
Think the person that bogarted your food will spring for a limo?

[Audreyvgs]

Christ, they didn't throw away your fish tacos, did they?

[red]

Those fish tacos were eaten looong ago! They were still good!
No the idiot who threw everything out of the work fridge is not springing for a limo, but she will be buying me another $11.00 piece of tupperware.