This is the thread where everyone is random.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by red
Those fish tacos were eaten looong ago! They were still good!
No the idiot who threw everything out of the work fridge is not springing for a limo, but she will be buying me another $11.00 piece of tupperware. I want you to say this to her, in an exacting tone:

In the future, you should put a note on the fridge to indicate that you will be cleaning it out. Anything else is just bad manners.

And give her "the look". And walk away. What a f*cking c*ntrag. Tupperware is expensive!!!!!!

[madasacutsnake]

Chivalrous and cruel all in one package!

I love you. I was disappointed that her window wasn't down.

[trisherina]

Not me getting the chemo, my friend N in Santa Ynez. Second week in and it's not going well. (Trying to think of what would go in a chemo care package.)

[topcat]

a good bag of reefer

[trisherina]

She lives in California. I live in Canada. Several of her neighbours have offered to donate, so if we're going to challenge the border, I think she should be sending ME reefer. But it's a grand start.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by trisherina
Not me getting the chemo, my friend N in Santa Ynez. Second week in and it's not going well. (Trying to think of what would go in a chemo care package.)

A day at the spa, just you two girls! Seriously.

http://www.spafinder.com

Other than that, some girly pyjamas that will make her feel sexy, girlie slippers with a heel, a good book to take up some of her 'up' time ... fresh fruits, and probably the most important to her -- your friendship.

Send her some silly Hallmark card a day every day for a week ...

Take photos of you and rat doing silly things then send her some paints and ask her to paint her version of what REALLY went on.

Send her a journal so she can write down everything she's feeling and what's going on. Tie it up with a big pink ribbon.

[madasacutsnake]

You probably know this one, but a pretty silk pillowcase.

[trisherina]

Writing everything down. Thanks, excellent ideas! N sez nix on the spa til after chemo, then she is thinking here:
http://www.sycamoresprings.com/regular/images/hottubsheader.jpg
Sycamore Springs, San Luis Obispo way. When I mentioned nyc's spa notion, I was informed that people living in the Santa Barbara area invented the art of the outdoor spa. ;)

[Hermione]

Greetings from Paris!!

It is sooo cold here. It is so nice to log on here and see the oranges.. it brings a smile to my face. I hope all of you are doing well! :)

[daverbee]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
I love you. I was disappointed that her window wasn't down. :D:D:D

[daverbee]

Originally posted by surbhi
Greetings from Paris!!

It is sooo cold here. It is so nice to log on here and see the oranges.. it brings a smile to my face. I hope all of you are doing well! :)
Funny you should ask:

madasacutsnake found a giant spider in a shop she frequents and put it in a friend's car. The spider turned her friend into an egg sac.

Aphrodite found a big farmhouse near where she lives and is hoping to move in. We're all invited to stay as long as we want and watch TV all day long and clean out her fridge every ten minutes.

daverbee picked a fight with Mother Nature and is about to get his clock cleaned. He tried to make it a tag team cage match with Aud but she had to take Bink to tryouts with the Tampa Bay Lightning so couldn't make it.

Dinz took a dump in his girlfriends garbage can and tried to blame it on someone he had dumped on many years ago. He is affectionately calling the dump "Mountains of Good Health."

lvlycwgrl and Willow surfaced again after a long absence. Rumor has it they had a covert operation to do overseas. Does the term "Sanction" mean anything to you?

That pretty much covers the news from here!

[nycwriters]

Hahahhahahaahaha!

Oh dear.

One of my colleagues was talking about what a hard night it is tonight and I said "Hey man, don't complain, I've been nice tonight!" (cos he has to work directly for/with me).

He said "yes you've been an absolute sweetheart!" and then kissed me on the neck.

Then he walked away all embarassed.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.....

[masterofNone]

if the roles had been reversed that would have been a serious act of sexual misconduct, eh?

[nycwriters]

Actually scratch that.

[masterofNone]

scratch which?

[nycwriters]

I went on a rant. Figured it was wiser to keep my mouth shut -- professionally.

[madasacutsnake]

He said "yes you've been an absolute sweetheart!" and then kissed me on the neck.

Is he hot? You should jump him, Straightgirl.

[nycwriters]

No, he's not (at least to me)... and I don't date at work.

Send over the Aussies Mad. I'm overdue.

[madasacutsnake]

My cousin is considered hot. I could send him but he's gay and I think you already have a glut.

[nycwriters]

Of the gay men? Yeah that's most of my building where I live.

*sigh*

Nothing else huh?

Bwah.

[Audreyvgs]

I always recommend dating outside of your species.


worked for me.

[madasacutsnake]

Nothing else huh?

I told you. I don't get out much. Next time I see an ambo at work I will ask him if he's planning a trip to NY, OK? You'll have to fight the carers off with a stick though. Phew, those girls can run when they think it's an ambulance at the door.

Unless you like older men. I got lots of those you can gladly have.

[madasacutsnake]

I always recommend dating outside of your species.

Duck taper. Ha!

[red]

30 more minutes and it's the weekend for me baby!!


WOOOooooOOoOoooOoOOoooO!

[rapscalious rob]

dear grilled cheese sandwich:
see you soon!
xoxo
hungry for you

[red]

It's time to go home!
It's time to go home!

[Frieda]

damn :( i feel like i make everybody miserable :(

[nycwriters]

Oh, oh.

I just had the best conversation with one of our goss cols, he's hysterical and has this lovely lovely I-could-listen-to-it-all-day British accent. I think I may be developing a bit of a crush. This is bad for two reasons A: I don't date at work, B: he's way out of my league ....

... Guh.

Third reason -- He's gay.

*sigh*

[zenbabe]

make him your new GBF!!!!!

[Audreyvgs]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh, oh.

I just had the best conversation with one of our goss cols, he's hysterical and has this lovely lovely I-could-listen-to-it-all-day British accent. I think I may be developing a bit of a crush. This is bad for two reasons A: I don't date at work, B: he's way out of my league ....

... Guh.

Third reason -- He's gay.

*sigh*

Why don't you give Dinz a call?

[nycwriters]

Ha Aud! Naw. He's got more than his hands full I'd imagine.

---------------

MoN is cracking me up..... oh man dude, you nailed it.

[Audreyvgs]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by nycwriters
Ha Aud! Naw. He's got more than his hands full I'd imagine.

Is the hand half empty or is the hand half full?

Full counts.

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by nycwriters
MoN is cracking me up..... oh man dude, you nailed it.
i feel like i dropped a nuke myself. heh.

[melissa]

I just had so much fun making a playlist for my party. I had to stop at 9+ hours of music...I think it'll be a good one.

I should go to sleep now.

[nycwriters]

I am officially a freakin' idiot.

Went out to the pub with the girls and wound up on one on 9th Avenue.

Was outside smoking and ran into this fellow with a brogue and started exchanging one-ups (see who can be more clever and sarcastic) with the guy. I dinged him twice, he even said "whoa, you got me there."

I even said "why are you wearing eyeliner girlie man?" Because he has very thick eyelashes and in truth it did look like he was wearing eyeliner.

(Of course idiot that I am, I was all drunkenly pleased with myself).

Fvck, fvck, fvck, fvck!

The reason I started talking to him is because his face looked really familiar to me. I thought I had either run into him somewhere before or it was someone I knew from a long time ago -- that kind of familiar face, ya know? And -- in retrospect, I'm sure he was amused that I didn't recognize me -- he said the same -- "yeah your face looks really familiar, too."

So here we are two people pointing at each other saying we knew each other from somewhere before.

I was serious. He was, obviously to me now, teasing me.

In fact his words were "I'll go home and be sitting there and it'll suddenly strike me where I know you from."

Which is what happened. And I'm an idiot.

But I liked his sense of humor and asked for a card. He said he didn't have any -- but did say he lived around the corner.

I bid him well, said it would be a pleasure to run into him again and exchange jabs, he laughed, I went back into the bar because my neighbor came out and dragged me back in.

I was dead asleep 10 minutes ago. I just woke bolt upright totally kicking myself because I finally figured out why this guy looked so familiar:

It was Peter Gabriel.

And I was a big sarcastic idiot.

Oh man, my life.

*hits head against wall over and over and over again*

[topcat]

nyc, he will definitly remember you, how cool

[masterofNone]

he probably found sarcastic a refreshing change from starstuck.

[trisherina]

Ha! Great story, quit banging your head!

P.S. I *heart* Peter Gabriel for the time he zinged Erica Ehm on Much Music when she started bragging in her interview with him about what a "terrible clothes horse" she is, and he pointed out that his not being the same had to do with the difference in their incomes: and she was stupid enough to ask him what that meant, and he told her. HA! I hated Erica Ehm.

[nycwriters]

All I can hope is that I never run into him again. I'm so embarassed.

Now I'm going to crawl back into bed.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by nycwriters


It was Peter Gabriel.




Is he still bald? That was what threw me off.
God, I was soooo in love with him once he went solo..still am, but on a different plane these days;)

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Avalon
Is he still bald? That was what threw me off.
God, I was soooo in love with him once he went solo..still am, but on a different plane these days;)


No, he wasn't, which may have put me off on the placement ... but you cannot mistake that face and eyes. So I guess he had some hair surgery done or something ... eh? dunno. I'm still only half awake right now.....

[Aphrodite]

NYC.
Oh how cool!

Don't bang your head. I'm sure he thought you were delightful. I hope he tracks you down somehow.

Oh and can I say in a very complimentary manner, that you are in my mind, a totally hip and New York version of Mary Tyler Moore? I thought that when I read your 'So far in my life' post.

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images9/images10/taniyapiller.jpg

My daughter T'aniya, 8yrs old

[priceyfatprude]

LOL @ NYC. Tell him I love his music next time you see him. hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dude. Can't stop laughing.


Magpie offspring are gorgeous.

[madasacutsnake]

NYC, you're a dickhead :)

But he probably thinks you're very cool and maybe you'll get a root out of it.

[Audreyvgs]

a root? like a carrot?

[madasacutsnake]

Yes. Peter Gabriel will give nyc a carrot.

[zenbabe]

Take pics!!!!!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Yes. Peter Gabriel will give nyc a carrot.


http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/laugh.gif

[Frieda]

DRINIIINK BITYCHES DRIIIIINK

[lapietra]

I really, really like Malher's black refried beans.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Yes. Peter Gabriel will give nyc a carrot.

Pervert. I understand Aussie.

[trisherina]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Yes. Peter Gabriel will give nyc a carrot.
(Once again, reduced to tears.)

[Frieda]

oh god

hangover :eek:

[madasacutsnake]

It's not a hangover until you have your head shoved down between the toilet and the wall moaning "please God stop the pain".

Or you get stuck in the shower recess because you can't make it over the little ledge of the shower door frame.

Or both.

[Aphrodite]

It's a hangover when you are walking around QC looking for a restaurant with a bathroom and you don't need to pee. :eek:

Or when you are on vacation and need to go lay down for another few hours.

My favourite hangover cure besides sleep? A diner breakfast of eggs, bacon, toast and homefries, with ketchup.

[Frieda]

i can't get off the couch, let alone make it to the shower. maybe i should eat something..

[red]

my fingers smell like garlic.

[Frieda]

my tooth hurts

[red]

Frieda baby, you are way too young to be falling apart.

[Audreyvgs]

noxx-noxxx

[Frieda]

Originally posted by red
Frieda baby, you are way too young to be falling apart.
i feel 85 years old

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Frieda
i feel 85 years old

Maybe... but you rook mahvarous. :D
http://www.mariannestone.com/billy-bio.jpg

[zenbabe]

I have decided that it isn't to early to start drinking after all.

[xfox]

Every thing in moderation, kids. Another beer isn't going to make me feel better...

**calms down**

[red]

leftover pizza for lunch

WOOOOO HOOOOO!

[Frieda]

you guys can congratulate me again, i'm going to have my wisdom tooth removed on thursday. in the hospital, surgery. awesome! :(

[daverbee]

Congrats?

I gotta go do some work...

[Clytie]

Originally posted by Frieda
you guys can congratulate me again, i'm going to have my wisdom tooth removed on thursday. in the hospital, surgery. awesome! :(

you just reminded me... im having mine out in 5 weeks...i had sorta forgotten about it. i heard it can totally change the way your face looks. and for weeks after you may have facial bruising! ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[red]

wow girlie! I hope everything goes well.

[Aphrodite]

Everyone loves horror stories to share.

I had all four of mine done at the same time. They gave me motrin for the pain. I took the first ones because I didn't want to feel pain. I forgot to take them after the because it wasn't as bad as I expected. I had two faint bruises and a small amount of swelling. I ate regularly after the first day. The thing I didn't like was that they packed them with a clove flavoured packing. I HATE CLOVES!

[Avalon]

don't listen to what "everybody" says!
The same crap is said about child birth for God's sake. Go, your face is your face and it will be your face when it is over. Who ever told you that had a piss poor oral surgeon.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Clytie
. i heard it can totally change the way your face looks.

and that's a bad thing :confused:

[red]

I never had any wisdom teeth. Just lucky I guess.
Child birth is a bitch if you don't get drugs.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by red

Child birth is a bitch if you don't get drugs.
This is a truth no one can argue with;)
(You're not planning to do that, are you Red????:eek: )

[Magpie]

Originally posted by red
Child birth is a bitch if you don't get drugs.
Childbirth is a bitch drugs or not :) Actually, if drugs aren't ever in your mindset for labor, and they aren't avail. anyhow (my 3 kids were born at home, drugs not an option) and you have the right support and knowledge, you'd be surprised how manageable childbirth can be. It's not for everyone that's for sure, but it's certainly possible... after all women have been birthing babies w/out drugs for all of time :)

[Avalon]

Once you are in labor, it is going to happen. I admire women who have done it without drugs and those who have opted to take them.
I wasn't given a choice as I was given an emergency c-section...and I was ever so thankful they had drugs!!!:)

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Magpie
Childbirth is a bitch drugs or not :) Actually, if drugs aren't ever in your mindset for labor, and they aren't avail. anyhow (my 3 kids were born at home, drugs not an option) and you have the right support and knowledge, you'd be surprised how manageable childbirth can be. It's not for everyone that's for sure, but it's certainly possible... after all women have been birthing babies w/out drugs for all of time :)


They had me on major morphine when I was in labour so the only thing we can look back on and laugh at in my situation was that everyone knew when my contractions were done because I'd go slack and start snoring! Then I'd wake up suddenly to a new contraction and then start snoring again suddenly. I would rather go natural my next time. I just can't stand the thought of a needle going into my spine.

[Clytie]

http://www.athens2004.com/en/OlympicMedals/medals

[Audreyvgs]

I likened labour to a tractor driving over your stomach every 8 minutes, then every 7, etc, until it finally decides to park. Then you push.

The nurse grabbed my face, while i was deciding whether to have the epidural or not, and she put her face up close to mine and said, DONT BE STUPID...ENJOY THIS. Meanwhile, the lady in the next room over obviously had forgotten the use of artificial pain killers, as she was screaming her bloody head off. or somebody's. then they induced me and I would have paid triple for that damn epidural, as the tractor by then had parked. Holy Crap.

They ask, when you goanna have another? and I say
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[dinzdale]

Wimp.

Suck it up woman.

[Avalon]

Wouldn't you just love for a man to have to pass a bowling ball thru their, ahem.."unit" ? And THEN listen to their stories??

[lapietra]

Men are all huff n puff....

and then they catch a cold. :rolleyes:

[dinzdale]

Pfft :rolleyes:

[Coffee]

huff n puff INDEED!
I was constipated so bad once...well, nevermind, it was indescribable.

But I never considered asking for some kind of bypass surgery or an epidermal.


hmmm...have you ladies ever considered trying something akin to an enema doring birth?















:D jus kidding of course. ;)

[Avalon]

enemas used to be madatory while in labor. thank god that stopped that procedure.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Avalon
enemas used to be madatory while in labor. thank god that stopped that procedure.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
I had no idea.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Pfft :rolleyes:


Hey, Dinz is leaking. Somebody cork him.

[dinzdale]

If it was difficult, it would be a man's job.:)

[nycwriters]

If it was a man's job, birth control would be free.

[Spicy Jack]

Corking you is a man's job?!? :eek:

[madasacutsnake]

I wasn't given a choice as I was given an emergency c-section...and I was ever so thankful they had drugs!!!

Am I the only one who has done a c-section without drugs?

[Avalon]

As far as I know you are. Not this girl, noooooope, uh-uh. I have gotten stitches without being numbed; that is as heroic as I get.

[madasacutsnake]

Oh you haven't lived until you have been stapled up and counted each one of them go in.

[lapietra]

God - what a nightmare... :( Sadists.

[Avalon]

I am going to trust you on that one; I can't imagine having to go through that. My friend was in a car accident and had a huge gash on/in the top of her head. They stapled her in the ER and I could hear her screaming in the lounge. They told her the meds to numb her would hurt as badly as the staples. Yeah, right.
these guys would have been better doctors:rolleyes:


http://img59.exs.cx/img59/9561/vcvg20.jpg

[madasacutsnake]

I think I recognise those people............

[Zaftig]

Yeah Coff, they like people to have enemas while in labour because sometimes women push so hard they expel right on the table.

Mad! You had a c-section without any pain killers!?!??!?!?! What in the world!?!?! Was it such an emergency that they didn't have time to numb you? Or did you choose no pain killers while they sliced open your abdomen?!?!?!?! Whoa! I'm in total shock over here.

[madasacutsnake]

It was a planned home birth so I chose to have the whole drug free experience. Yes.

[Zaftig]

OH MY GOSH!!!!! I don't even know what to say?!??! I didn't even know that people did c-sections in their home. So is every other pain/discomfort you have now like a mosquito bite?

[lapietra]

yow.

[madasacutsnake]

Yup. I just pulled out a kitchen knife like that woman in Mexico. Bingo. Home birth.

[Audreyvgs]

Originally posted by dinzdale

Suck it up woman.


If I'd a done that, we wouldn't be talkin about it.

[madasacutsnake]

You filthy cow.

[Zaftig]

OK Mad, now I think of you as the modern day, real life Wonder Woman.

[Avalon]

IF that had happened to me (READ: not a chance in hell ) I would have done a home tubal ligation as well, because you just know I wouldn't be letting that happen again!

[Audreyvgs]

mooooooo

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by Zaftig
OK Mad, now I think of you as the modern day, real life Wonder Woman.

I read what you wrote in the "so far" thread. You babes, are the wonder woman.

you just know I wouldn't be letting that happen again!

And I'm lining up for seconds?

[Avalon]

some how I think not:p

[madasacutsnake]

Well I am kind of busy with some major getting even.

[Avalon]

That'a girl :D

[madasacutsnake]

Snake: apology and assurance it won't happen again is all that is required

Hosp: I can't speak to you, you have to speak to our lawyer

Hosp lawyer (and I quote): "Just go away"

Snake: Ok then.

[lapietra]

May it be tasty. ;)

[Avalon]

they are soooo fvcked and don't even know it.

[madasacutsnake]

You BOTH owe me keyboard.

[Avalon]

:p

[funkytuba]

YEAH... GO GET 'EM MAD...

ER. Oops... wrong capitalization for this thread

[madasacutsnake]

TA STEVO

[rmr]

http://www.humorbg.com/Karikaturi/animals/smile-monkey.jpg

[Zaftig]

mad, ya booger. . check your PM's

[masterofNone]

i blew away my blogs. they were causing more trouble than they were worth. thanks for stopping by, all of youse guys who did from time to time. i'm going to start keeping a paper journal instead.

[melissa]

I think I need to have another party. I have so much beer and liquor left over from the weekend...








Who wants to come over?

[Spicy Jack]

so, this insomnia thing, yeah...i figured a few beers and I would easily pass out...nope, now I am just drunk and not tired.

damn it.

[madasacutsnake]

You need to mix the alcohol with drugs sweetheart. And make sure you lie on your side.

[Spicy Jack]

ooOOOOoooo...i knew I was missing something...now where is that nyquil.......

[madasacutsnake]

Beer daiquiri.

[Spicy Jack]

cherry flavor.

[madasacutsnake]

Drop the medicine cup in the beer glass and scull baby.

Nighty nights.

[Spicy Jack]

glug glug

[malarkey]

paper

[Clytie]

yesterday i decided that i would do something nice. visit my friends that live bout an hour away...seemed like a great idea. they live in roseville about 10 min from detroit. so we hung out for a lil while and then as im leaving to go home i cant find my keys. but thats ok they were in my pocket and not my purse. as i fumbled with them at the door - i came to the shocking realization that the doorkey wasnt there. as i stood outside my car i vividly recalled giving the doorkey to my brother so he could get something from the car and then casually tossing the key into the ashtray.

so its now 1030 and i have no way into my car. my genius friends informed me that calling 911 would be a good idea. so i did only to find that locking your keys in your car is NOT an emergency! blah. now im embarrassed AND locked out. my friends rigged up a slim jim and coat hanger contraption but no avail. we even thought about drilling into the car. so at 11 i arranged a ride home in hopes of finding my spares.

After diligently ripping my room and office apart (including emptying every purse ive used for the past 2 years; digging through all of my coat pockets and dumping the contents of my dresser on the floor) i did not find them. so much to my chagrin i told my parents i had been in a shady neighborhood and that was where my car was still. they were none too happy. and now i have to pay $$$ just to drive my car again!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[daverbee]

Do you have a Pop-A-Lock service there? They'd get your car open and it usually doesn't cost anything more than about $20.00.
Good Luck!

[Clytie]

yea...um no. BLAH

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by masterofNone
i blew away my blogs. they were causing more trouble than they were worth. thanks for stopping by, all of youse guys who did from time to time. i'm going to start keeping a paper journal instead.


Nooooooooooooo! Say it isn't so!

[masterofNone]

yeah. it's a long story.

[red]

oh, you mean you have a life now. ;)

[masterofNone]

nah. but i can see one on the horizon. maybe.

[Audreyvgs]

Originally posted by malarkey
paper

Scissors. I win.

[Clytie]

um...so anyone have any idea on how to get my carkeys out of my car cheaply? blah

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Clytie
um...so anyone have any idea on how to get my carkeys out of my car cheaply? blah

If you have full coverage insurance and a low deductable. Break your side window, "steal/remove" your radio and report that your car was broken into. Insurance will fix the window and replace the radio. Sell the new radio on Ebay to pay off your deductable.

:eek: I didn't really sugest that did I???

CALL A LOCKSMITH!!!

[dinzdale]

Get some of that thick plastic strapping from a large package (about 1/4" wide at least).
Get about 4 ft of it and make one completed fold in it about halfway.
You can force the strip (fold first) through any window rubber.
Now by usingf the two free ends in your hand, move the "loop" at the fold wherever you want it to go. It can lift the button, open the door lever or push a button. Just play and you'll soon get the idea.

It works. Trust me.

[Coffee]

'cept most newish cars these days dont have "buttons"...most have "posts" to prevent just that kind of activity. If you got one of those "side of door" next to the lever pull out style locks...dinz' technique might work.

Good luck Clytie

[dinzdale]

....or maybe she hasnt realized it's a convertible yet :)

[Clytie]

knew i could count on yall for more ideas... we tried the slimjim last night...wasnt working. i do have an older car.... *crosses fingers*

i have no gotten all the locksmiths for that area cut and pasted onto a word doc and im goin thru the list for cost.. *sighs*

and the break the car window did cross my mind...

[Frieda]

GAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! :(

[Frieda]

holy shit i have the lowest cell phone bill in ages! 25 euros exactly!! :eek:

[rmr]

Originally posted by Frieda
holy shit i have the lowest cell phone bill in ages! 25 euros exactly!! :eek:

freaky frieda -- that's what happens when you lay off of those sex lines..... :p :eek:

[lapietra]

Originally posted by masterofNone
i blew away my blogs. they were causing more trouble than they were worth. thanks for stopping by, all of youse guys who did from time to time. i'm going to start keeping a paper journal instead.

:(

[bealeblues]

pretty much killed mine off too.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by bealeblues
pretty much killed mine off too. :( :(

[rmr]

i never had one.

[bealeblues]

you just throw your randomness all over here instead.

:)

[rmr]

people don't get me :(

[lapietra]

Originally posted by rmr
people don't get me :(

I do! ;)

[masterofNone]

awwwww. i do baby. no, wait. xerocs does baby.

[bealeblues]

must be shift change at the hospital. MoN hasn't gotten his medicine yet.

[Frieda]

i just updated mine again with all kinds of crap. is it a fashion trend? should i delete my pages again? :eek:

oh and rims-- damn you girl! you weren't supposed to tell anyone!

[lapietra]

No more deleting blogs!!! :(

Where will I visit you all then?

[rmr]

thank you all -- i finally feel like my voice is being heard.............i can finally relate to william hung.

[malarkey]

orange

[Clytie]

click me im wiErd (http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/lodging/capsulefontaine/encap01.html)

[rmr]

this is how i feel right now

http://www.brandenburg.de/kommunen/rathenow/duncker/foto2.jpg

[Avalon]

OMG Rimmer, that made me spit!:p

Have a good day Hon; that picture just made mine.

[rmr]

Originally posted by Avalon
OMG Rimmer, that made me spit!:p

Have a good day Hon; that picture just made mine.


the worst part is that that's a picture of me sitting at my desk. i think i scared my boss..... poor little farker.

i hope you have an even better day av :D

[daverbee]

Partyin' all night with malarkey will do that to ya...

[rmr]

you are full of malarkey.................

where does malarkey claim to live??

[daverbee]

I think he comes from our worst nightmares...

[trisherina]

Originally posted by rmr
you are full of malarkey.................

where does malarkey claim to live??

Richmond, B.C., I bleeve, according to one statement and his use of the superfluous "u".

[melissa]

Good detective work, Trisherina!! We'll solve this case soon enough!

[malarkey]

Good detective work, Trisherina!! We'll solve this case soon enough!

[Audreyvgs]

No, NOT HER..... FVCK WITH MEEEEEEE!

[malarkey]

i like you. you made the nice survivor thing for me!!!

[red]

I can't wait to see my old bates buddies again!!

[red]

I love nectarines!
They taste wonderful and they are so pretty on the inside.

[Frieda]

waaaa WAAAAAA my chairs arrived at the store!! :)

[bealeblues]

no one should ever be allowed to use the term "slippery slope" ever again.

or use the phrase "it's a combination of both"

[nycwriters]

pfft

[bealeblues]

right, b/c those two things aren't beaten way into the ground

[nycwriters]

they're operable words. deal with it southern boy.

[zenbabe]

yeah, beale, think outside the box for a second here.....

[bealeblues]

operable words that are practically cliches now. but it was only a random observation

edited to add: hahahahahaha ZB

[dinzdale]

Irregardless. :)

[bealeblues]

exactly

[nycwriters]

irregardless isn't a word ... the others are.

go get some absolut beale, the world'll look better than to get cranky over a couple of words. :)

[zenbabe]

talk is so cheap

[daverbee]

I got everything I wanted to get done today finished! I am justifiably proud of me!

[Spicy Jack]

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[Frieda]

i just found out that the guy i was so madly in love with when i was 11 lives in my building :eek:

[rapscalious rob]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
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Originally posted by Frieda
i just found out that the guy i was so madly in love with when i was 11 lives in my building :eek:

How weird is that? :cool:

[lapietra]

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[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
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.. / -.. --- / -. --- - / -.-- --- ..- / .--. .. -. -.- / . -.-- . -.. / -- --- ..- ... .

[Spicy Jack]

:p

[Frieda]

that's out of my geek league

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
:p

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[nycwriters]

It's morse code frieda.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
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Hardy har har.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by nycwriters
It's morse code frieda.
yeah, i can read farking hex but this is out of my league.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by lapietra
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- .... .. ... /--- -. ./--- .-./-. . -..- - /.. .../..-. .. -. .

[rapscalious rob]

Dearest Frieda:
edited to include a *better* link--
board.nerds r us (http://www.nerdsrus.com/morse/morseform.html)
I am not really a geek. I play one on a web bulletin

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
Dearest Frieda: http://users.scoutnet.nl/~inter/morse/morseform.html

I am not really a geek. I play one on a web bulletin board.
i know, you're the best :)

and a morse cheater :p

[rapscalious rob]

Originally posted by Frieda
yeah, i can read farking hex but this is out of my league.

You can read hex! oooooo.

Does that make you a web witch? :p

[Frieda]

übergeek

[rapscalious rob]

I *wish* I could read hex. I don’t even know ASCII! :eek:

Don’t feel sorry for me. Feel grateful you are not me.

[rmr]

i have no idea what you're talking about

[Frieda]

don't be an ass now rob, you're the best, really! :)

[rapscalious rob]

Aw, thanks, freakypants! :D

You are also the best, pirate.

[Klynne]

My arse still hurts. It has almost been three weeks since I bruised my tail bone. Made the mistake of riding on the bike last night. We did not go far. But, I paid for it. Time to put clean sheets on the bed and take a shower.

[rapscalious rob]

At least it is starting to get better now. It must have been extremely painful. Sorry that happened to you. :(

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
My arse still hurts. It has almost been three weeks since I bruised my tail bone. Made the mistake of riding on the bike last night. We did not go far. But, I paid for it. Time to put clean sheets on the bed and take a shower.

OH!!! I feel bad for you! I bruised my tailbone majorly when I was in college. It was from snowboarding. I was in pain for four months because I was stupid and didn't want to walk around with a donut cushion so every time I sat I aggravated it more. Good luck healing.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
At least it is starting to get better now. It must have been extremely painful. Sorry that happened to you. :(

Thanks sweetie!

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
OH!!! I feel bad for you! I bruised my tailbone majorly when I was in college. It was from snowboarding. I was in pain for four months because I was stupid and didn't want to walk around with a donut cushion so every time I sat I aggravated it more. Good luck healing.

It is a bvtch. I used a donut when I went to NY last weekend. It is better than what it was but, dang!

[rmr]

feel better

[Klynne]

Thanks RMR:)

[Zaftig]

I'm bored. I don't want to do the dishes and cook dinner yet but it looks like I will just have to succumb.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
I'm bored. I don't want to do the dishes and cook dinner yet but it looks like I will just have to succumb.

Order out. That is what I do.

[Zaftig]

The food sucks here in the Twilight Zone. Only places that deliver are pizza places and we have had it twice, mybe three times in the past two weeks. The chinese food sucks here too. . . . We live in hell.

[Klynne]

Shoot, we must be neighbors. I live in hell too.

[Zaftig]

Dang it! I don't wish that on anyone. Plus, we live in Northern Alberta Canada. It sucks up here, I'm actually from Connecticut. the nearest city up here is FOUR HOURS AWAY! It's horrible here..

Hey, does anyone have any cheese to go with my whine?

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
Dang it! I don't wish that on anyone. Plus, we live in Northern Alberta Canada. It sucks up here, I'm actually from Connecticut. the nearest city up here is FOUR HOURS AWAY! It's horrible here..

Hey, does anyone have any cheese to go with my whine?

I am sure Spicy Jack might have some cheese for you. CT is a beautiful state. You must miss it.

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
I am sure Spicy Jack might have some cheese for you. CT is a beautiful state. You must miss it.

I'm a lactose intolerant cheese addict.
I'll have to ask him if he comes around soon.

Yeah, I miss it a lot.

MI has some beautiful places though. I've visited a friend that lives lakeside there. It was the winter but still beautiful.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
I'm a lactose intolerant cheese addict.
I'll have to ask him if he comes around soon.

Yeah, I miss it a lot.

MI has some beautiful places though. I've visited a friend that lives lakeside there. It was the winter but still beautiful.

That sucks! To love cheese and have it torture you. SJ is a she. Michigan is pretty in the summer and winter, but I hate the cold, and I was born in Maine. I can only imagine Canada in the winter *shudder*

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
That sucks! To love cheese and have it torture you. SJ is a she. Michigan is pretty in the summer and winter, but I hate the cold, and I was born in Maine. I can only imagine Canada in the winter *shudder*

My love for cheese is quite sado-masochistic. OOPS about the SJ thing. Sorry. I'll figure everyone out here someday. :)

The day we got married it was 40 below. I had this brilliant idea a week before to take pictures out on the farm. Wedding pictures on a 40 below day was torture, but they're beautiful pictures. :D I'll have to post them some time. . .. my husband joined the board yesterday. He's Simage. . .just in case you see him around.

Maine is gorgeous as well!

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
My love for cheese is quite sado-masochistic. OOPS about the SJ thing. Sorry. I'll figure everyone out here someday. :)

The day we got married it was 40 below. I had this brilliant idea a week before to take pictures out on the farm. Wedding pictures on a 40 below day was torture, but they're beautiful pictures. :D I'll have to post them some time. . .. my husband joined the board yesterday. He's Simage. . .just in case you see him around.

Maine is gorgeous as well!

That would be cool to see the pics. Brrr you two have to have been blue from the cold. What took you guys to Canada?

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
That would be cool to see the pics. Brrr you two have to have been blue from the cold. What took you guys to Canada?

Oh, It's where my husband is from. . .we had some issues so I moved up here. We hope to get back the states at least within a couple of years.

[Klynne]

Ah, you fell for a canuck. You poor dear:) They have great french fries in Canada, and Tim Horton's doughnuts rock:)

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
Ah, you fell for a canuck. You poor dear:) They have great french fries in Canada, and Tim Horton's doughnuts rock:)

Yeah, I'm a shmuck for falling for a Canadian. That's what I get for falling for someone on a message board a few years ago.

POUTINE.. . . MMMMMM
Tim Horton's is one of the few perks of Canada, as well as the retaurant The Keg. Expensive tho.

[Klynne]

Good night hon, it has been nice chatting. I am going to bed. Kind of pissed off right now. My boyfriend swore that he would be over early and it is almost 11:00. He can go screw himself. On that note, good night;)

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
Good night hon, it has been nice chatting. I am going to bed. Kind of pissed off right now. My boyfriend swore that he would be over early and it is almost 11:00. He can go screw himself. On that note, good night;)

Oh, Sorry :( Get some sleep so you'll be all rested to kick his ass properly tomorrow. :)

[Klynne]

He called, I told him he has until 12:00 a.m. and the door is locked then. I predict he will not make the deadline and will have to ride his old ass back to his house that is 45 minutes away in the rain. Hope it hails too. Jerk. Oh, you should have heard his farking excuses. Time to be done with this one.

[trisherina]

Where in northern Alberta? Sendya Chinese food from Edmonton. Howabout Than Than?

[madasacutsnake]

You should have got the brazilian.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
You should have got the brazilian.

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by trisherina
Where in northern Alberta? Sendya Chinese food from Edmonton. Howabout Than Than?

I'm four hours north of Edmonton.

[trisherina]

Wow, I wasn't sure there was a four hours' north of Edmonton. :eek:

[priceyfatprude]

Do you have a pet polar bear, Zaftig?

[Clytie]

Originally posted by Klynne
That sucks! To love cheese and have it torture you. SJ is a she. Michigan is pretty in the summer and winter, but I hate the cold, and I was born in Maine. I can only imagine Canada in the winter *shudder*

such a nice little chat... i *heart* michigan summer 2004 -- its soo autumnish

[lapietra]

Farkin' fark.
I burned the fark outta my finger. :(

[RuneT]

Poor love is in pain now. I wish i could do something.

[daverbee]

Originally posted by lapietra
Farkin' fark.
I burned the fark outta my finger. :( What a small world this is! I did, too!
On a tortilla yet! Heating them up in a frying pan for lunch and it had an air pocket in it. When I went to lift it out of the pan the pocket burst and I got a big blast of hot air on my ring finger. Damn that hurt! Still does...
Hope yours gets better!

[Audreyvgs]

My husband does tortillas like that, then just picks em up with his fingers...stands there shakin his hand, then throws another one on.

[Aphrodite]

Aud your pm box is full.

[Avalon]

again:p

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
My husband does tortillas like that, then just picks em up with his fingers...stands there shakin his hand, then throws another one on. Sad thing is there's a pitcher next to the stove that's full of utensils at least three of which are flat spatulas!

[Audreyvgs]

same here. Its just easier for him to use his fingers and then have to run to the sink for cold water. But if your water is anything like my water, its never cold!


What is the point of having folders if you cant stick the ones you want to save in em and have the incoming one be empty?

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by daverbee
Sad thing is there's a pitcher next to the stove that's full of utensils at least three of which are flat spatulas!

Tongs work 2nd best to fingers. :D

random info: don't freeze tortillas to save them. (after they are thawed), they will break easily when trying to cook with them. useless......oh and, if they are breaking anyways, that means you live far from tortilla land and they freeze them for shipping :(

[red]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack

random info: don't freeze tortillas to save them. (after they are thawed), they will break easily when trying to cook with them. useless......oh and, if they are breaking anyways, that means you live far from tortilla land and they freeze them for shipping :(


I don't think I could live far away from tortillas, EVER!! Unless I made my own, but I'm really, really lazy.

[Frieda]

OH MY GOD!!! i can´t take this anymore

[red]

I can't believe I'm about to type this,

My boss is awesome. He bought us a bunch of fruit!! Mangoes, bananas, nectarines, green grapes, green apples and oranges!

made my day

[Spicy Jack]

see...food makes people happy. bring your employees like bagels once a week, or ice cream, or anything and morale instantly goes up. more companies should realize this damn it! like mine!

[red]

no shite! it's the little things like mangoes that can really make your day.

I used to bring in kolaches and bagels every so often, but no/low carb diets are the norm around here so I stopped. Why make it harder to say no?