This is the thread where everyone is random.

[Hermione]

I wish I was in New York right now.

It is my last day of freedom and I am cleaning my room.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by surbhi
I wish I was in New York right now.

It is my last day of freedom and I am cleaning my room.


um, no. tomorrow is when your freedom starts.

[lapietra]

Hear, hear... enjoy it while it lasts... ;)

[Audreyvgs]

Ha. My last day of freedom was the day college ended!

[red]

Originally posted by Magpie
Now *this* would be a blast!

Crumpets Restaurant in San Antonio Texas offers several 3-day, 20-mile Gourmet Rafting Trips through the Santa Elena Canyon. 2,000-foot canyon walls, elaborate 5-course dinners, and live entertainment will surround you throughout the trip. Here is just one of the evening menus:

Marinated Gulf Shrimp

Capellini with Fresh Crab Slaw

Tomato and Romaine Salad

Tenderloin of Beef with Green Peppercorn and Cognac Sauce

Raspberry Trifle

Aperitifs, wine, champagne, and cognac are served with each course, as appropriate.

For reservations and information, contact Crumpets Restaurant at 210-821-5600, or write to:
Francois Maeder
Crumpets
5800 Broadway
San Antonio, TX 78209


This is so wrong. Give me an tube, a cooler full of Shiner Bock and the Guadalupe anyday!

[Audreyvgs]

Put that menu on a cruise ship, give me at least 5 unseen-already ports in the caribbean, take away the tube, and I'll do it. Also, make sure the room has a window. Have to see out. And a mint on the pillow at night.

[daverbee]

I'd go with all that and say forget the mint!

[priceyfatprude]

There is no chocolate on that menu. The darker the better.

[Spicy Jack]

my hands are cold.

[moel]

<3 <3 <3

:)

[Hermione]

MOEL!

[Audreyvgs]

If you think of how funny a cat and a laser pointer are, you won't believe how much fun a laser pointer and chickens and squirrels are.

[melissa]

Damn!! I never thought of that before. I'll have to try it someday!

[nycwriters]

Great. His friends are calling again to "see if D has resurfaced" ... meaning they can't find him. This was all done to see if I could get sucked back into the "frantic" can't find him crap. I had a reprieve for about, oh, three weeks. Good grief, he's like some lecherous disease, can't seem to get out from under his shadow. I know D put his friend up to it, to check my emotional temperature and see if I'm in a state of mind to take him back. It was only a matter of time, he's been by my website many times in the past couple of weeks.

Bah.

[zenbabe]

Don't get sucked back in. Just say you haven't seen him and hang up the phone.

He is a loser!

[Hermione]

true dat.. word.

"lecherous disease" .... hahaha

[priceyfatprude]

"Haven't seen him. Can't help you."

[dinzdale]

:)

Fvck off and find him yourself faschist scum !!!

[zenbabe]

hahhahaha!

[Magpie]

My husb. works at a small company, they often circulate emails containing content that wouldn't be "ok" at a larger more stiff collared company... He sent this out today:

Dear Mr. President:

Just because you dodged the Viet Nam draft by going into the National Guard and then went AWOL - well, technically deserted since you were missing more than 30 days - doesn't necessarily mean you are unpatriotic or are a coward.

Just because everything you ever worked on in the private sector failed or required a bail out doesn't necessarily mean you are not a good decision maker.

Just because you stopped an investigation into Osama bin Laden's activities just before he attacked on September 11 doesn't necessarily mean you are not capable of making good decisions in the war on terror.

Just because you froze for seven minutes when confronted with the news of the attacks on September 11 doesn't necessarily mean you are confused and indecisive.

Just because you pulled most of our troops out of Afghanistan before getting bin Laden doesn't necessarily mean you lack the focus and commitment to get the job done as Commander in Chief.

Just because all of the military bases you built in Afghanistan after our invasion are in the northern part of the country, and coincidentally all of them very close to a key oil pipeline doesn't necessarily mean you risked American lives primarily to keep the oil tap open.

Just because you were wrong about Iraq's uranium enrichment program, long range missiles, remotely powered aircraft, mobile biological laboratories, chemical and biological weapons, ties to the 9/11 attack or anything that could be considered a clear and immediate danger to our country doesn't necessarily mean you have invaded a country in a manner that is illegal under international law.

Just because you withdrew from numerous international human rights treaties, the Geneva convention, and war crimes courts, and told our soldiers to get information from prisoners "by any means necessary" doesn't necessarily mean you were setting up a culture that was conducive to war crimes and torture.

Just because you "Shocked and Awed" a defenseless country, destroying their roads, electrical grid, water supply, and communications doesn't necessarily mean you don't understand how to win the battle for the hearts and minds of the Iraqi people.

Just because you then spent billions of taxpayer dollars to rebuild that which you so recently destroyed doesn't necessarily mean you flip-flopped in your decision to "bomb them back to the Stone Age."

Just because every single contract awarded to help rebuild that which you destroyed was awarded to an American company and more specifically to companies with ties to you, members of your administration or friends of the Republican party doesn't necessarily mean you acted with impropriety or that you have displayed an incredible conflict of interest.

Just because you took what you said was a projected $6.4 trillion dollar surplus and turned it into a projected $2 trillion-plus dollar deficit doesn't necessarily mean you are not a fiscal conservative.

Just because you pulled out of the Kyoto Accord and reversed almost all the environmental protections of our air, water and wilderness doesn't necessarily mean you don't understand the importance of a clean and healthy environment to the quality of life.

Just because your drug bill benefits the drug companies and HMOs at the expense of the sick and elderly doesn't necessarily mean you are not compassionate.

Just because you have polarized the country more than any leader in our history doesn't necessarily mean you aren't a uniter.

Just because you have alienated our traditional allies and energized our enemies doesn't necessarily mean you lack diplomatic skills.

Just because the jobs you have promised have not materialized while more and more of the ones we have are being outsourced does not necessarily mean you do not care about the circumstances of the working man

Just because you stonewalled the 9/11 investigation for 18 months and the CIA leak for longer doesn't necessarily mean you have anything to hide.

Just because you have already spent more on smearing your opponent than any candidate in history and have tacitly allowed others within your own party to attack without evidence the war record of that same opponent doesn't necessarily mean you are afraid to run on your record.

No, Mr. President, none of those necessarily mean anything. But I have decided to vote for John Kerry this November. Do you know why?

Just because.

The V.P. of Somethingorother (always getting his republican panties in a bunch when ever anything anti-Bush comes up)comes over to my husb. and says the following (in front of many others including the Pres/Owner of the company):

"You are a misguided and perhaps traitorous liberal who should be put in a jail cell with Saddam since I want to be his 'bitch' so much. I mean, you are a complete nut case conspiracy theorist. At least on the right we dismiss wackos like you, but the Democrats seem to embrace them and make them part of the overall 'plan'."

:eek:I'm thinking we should invite him over for dinner this weekend heh. :D

[nycwriters]

Ooh! Oooh!

Did Schwarzenegger's speech remind you a little of this guy?


http://www.comedyshop.biz/image_manager/jeff_foxworthy_redneck_jokes.jpg


You MIGHT be a republican if .....

[bealeblues]

are you trying to disparage jeff foxworthy?

[Deviate]

isn't he the spokesman for Shoney's?

[daverbee]

Sorry, I'm avoiding watching the GOP Convention.
Allergic to bullshit.

[Clytie]

i think one of my new docs is wearing eyeliner

he is new

[Audreyvgs]

He is special!

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Clytie
i think one of my new docs is wearing eyeliner

he is new
If he isn't Eddie Izzard, tell him to stop!:p

[ally]

unless he's got very dark hair, dark hair & eyeliner look good on some blokes, or maybe that's just me.

[Clytie]

he does have dark hair...

but he realyl should get smudge-proof (not that i think it looks good anyways. but if yer gonna wear it you should do it right)

[ally]

hee hee, leo just tried a pickle, maaan i should have got a picture!!

[Clytie]

aweeeeeeee that must have been soo cute! leo is such a cute little man :D

[nycwriters]

I am so hungover.

Ugh.

Still get to head into work in a couple of hours.

Whee!

Anyone got any visine?

[Aphrodite]

I do!
http://www.pfizer.sk/images/vase_zdravie/OTC/visinepfizer.jpg

[daverbee]

Hair o' the dog, nyc...

[nycwriters]

Oh ... God ... Dave.

NO WAY!

I called my neighbor and told her NO MORE OF THIS ON A SCHOOL NIGHT! The bugger called in sick to work today.

P.S. Thank you Miss Aphro! :D

[nycwriters]

great great great grrrrrrrrrrrreat!

No hot water. I am now currently boiling a pot of water on the stove so I can bathe before work.

[red]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

[Spicy Jack]

red is upset.

is it becasue Yahoo isn't working? or is it just not working on my computer? i can't check my mail!!!

[bealeblues]

the piss ass mood that i've been in for a day and a half has turned to a good mood b/c now i'm just in the 'everyone can get fvcked' mood

:)

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by bealeblues
the piss ass mood that i've been in for a day and a half has turned to a good mood b/c now i'm just in the 'everyone can get fvcked' mood

:)

That goes great with Absolut I hear. ;)

[bealeblues]

everything goes better with the abo-slut

[nycwriters]

I get a private little chuckle every time you post it that way because it reminds me of a username.

[Spicy Jack]

Is anyone else having trouble with Yahoo or is it just me?

[zenbabe]

I just signed on, seems to be fine over here.

I just saw a new ice cream truck in the neighborhood being chased by the old one that comes around every day....turf fight!

[Spicy Jack]

humph.



my dinner splattered in the microwave. POP!

[Aphrodite]

I had trouble with yahoo earlier today, but it was resolved by the afternoon.

[Spicy Jack]

argh! It is still not working for me. I can do everything else now, except check my mail. darn! I have my Hawaii pics in there. LET ME IN!!!!

[Hermione]

My political philosophy class seems really hard.. :( I don't understand a word my professor is saying.

Well I just finished one of my reading assignments for one of my more mundane classes. Damn I hate that class..

Now to start my reading for Political Philosophy..

ooo side note.. these readings are due until next week! Aren't I just the perfect student? :)

[bealeblues]

they dropped the case against ko-be

[nycwriters]

I don't get why he said: "I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night ... I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure."

WTF?!!

[bealeblues]

he later said that while he thought it was consensual at the time he now believes that she did not think it was.... so maybe that's the angle.

or it's spin. who knows.

i did take notice that she agreed not to use the apology as evidence against him in the civil suit

[sparticle]

What he should have said is, "Nothing happened, but if it had, I would feel really, really bad and apologize profusely for all the pain I would have caused. If I had done anything, which I didn't. So. What are YOU looking at?"

It always worked for me.....

[bealeblues]

all i know is that it's not basketball season and the dodgers are in first place

and LSU football starts on saturday

[nycwriters]

You should really get a hobby Beale ... like sports or something ...

[Hermione]

Beale.. when I was in Paris.. this one guy was wearing an LSU hat.. I thought of you.

[zenbabe]

GO DODGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p

[zenbabe]

GAH! If I see one more commercial with fat ass Carnie Wilsom pimping her wonder weightloss crap I swear to God I am going to kill myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

[Frieda]

where the hell is the calm down thread

[nycwriters]

OMFG!

If I have to sit here and listen to this man one more moment, I'm going to put a gun to my head.

Oh thank God. The monkey finally stopped talking.

[bealeblues]

originally posted by surbhi
Beale.. when I was in Paris.. this one guy was wearing an LSU hat.. I thought of you.

the LSU nation kicks ass all over the world.... thanks for passing that along surbhi

:)

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by surbhi
Beale.. when I was in Paris.. this one guy was wearing an LSU hat.. I thought of you.

I bet it was Dickie!!

[bealeblues]

hahaha-- dC needs to represent the LSU nation at oxford...

[bealeblues]

guess what bitches--- we're getting loaded at lunch today.

[dinzdale]

Remember it's the 3rd today, in case anyone hasnt paid their $169.95. I will not be able to process fees over the weekend.

[bealeblues]

or just fed ex it to you in cash so you have bling money for the strippers

[rmr]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I bet it was Dickie!!


that made me laugh

[Frieda]

BUUUUUUUUURP

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Remember it's the 3rd today, in case anyone hasnt paid their $169.95. I will not be able to process fees over the weekend.

i can send it all to you in $1 bills if that helps. then you could visit me at work this weekend.

[dinzdale]

Now that's a plan (Plan A in fact).

[Frieda]

how many different colors can snot have?

[Spicy Jack]

clear, yellow, green, brown, red, turbid, milky....*earthy* colors.

[Frieda]

what´s turbid

[Spicy Jack]

nasty ... murky ... i guess that isn't a color

[Frieda]

ok thanks

i don´t think i´ve ever had yellow snot

[Spicy Jack]

you are very welcome. i'm glad my expertise has come in handy to inform the people.

[Frieda]

is that personal expertise or did you learn that at the workplace?

[Spicy Jack]

workplace.

[chuckie egg]

you forgot khaki

[Spicy Jack]

ooohhh ... sorry egg, you are right, i forgot that one :p

[bealeblues]

a kick ass steak and 4 confederate screwdrivers at lunch. how's that taste bitches?

[Spicy Jack]

sounds kinda gay.

[nycwriters]

GIRLIE DRINK DRUNK!!!!

[bealeblues]

right. jealousy is so ugly.

[Spicy Jack]

i mean if you are going to go with a FRUITY drink you might as well get a Tequilla Sunrise. At least it has a mans alcohol in it!

[dinzdale]

Not as ugly as a girly drink drunk .

Did they let you keep the umbrellas?

[Spicy Jack]

did you put the little umbrellas behind you ear and do a little girly dance?

[bealeblues]

originally posted by spicy jack and dinzdale
blah blah blah i wish i could drink at lunch blah blah blah blah

[Spicy Jack]

What...where they all out of Boone's Farm?

[bealeblues]

we shipped all the boone's farm out to manhattan for the cat lovers

[zenbabe]

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

[Spicy Jack]

i mean....even tequilla and oj would be better. sizzle some hair off you chest.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by bealeblues
originally posted by spicy jack and dinzdale
blah blah blah i wish i could drink at lunch blah blah blah blah


Yes. Because alcoholism is so enviable. ;)

[bealeblues]

the abo-slut does exactly what she needs to do

[Klynne]

Originally posted by nycwriters
GIRLIE DRINK DRUNK!!!!

Omg I love Kids in the Hall. This is one of my favorite skits!

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by bealeblues
the abo-slut does exactly what she needs to do

make you look ridiculous?

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
make you look ridiculous?


psst! he doesn't need booze for that ...

[bealeblues]

all i know is that i'm sitting in my office with a killer buzz and no one is going to come close to bringing me down.

:)

[Spicy Jack]

well in that case, have another

http://www.pilotex.com.tw/v-touch/images/cocktail_tequila_sunrise.jpg

pretty boy

[bealeblues]

i wish i had another. but there is a liquor store down the street from my office so i might do that.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. LOL

[nycwriters]

Yep. Glad I cut up that credit card again. $1400 in two weeks.

Guh.

[zenbabe]

I guess I should start packing since the moving truck will be here on sunday, I am having a hard time finding the motivation.

[Avalon]

MOTIVATION:

if you don't pack, you can't move.
If you can't move
you're STUCK IN ARIZONA!

get packin' sista :)

[Aphrodite]

Way to go with the 'Tough Love' Avalon.

It made ME wanna pack some stuff.

[Avalon]

:D

[zenbabe]

Ive been working on it alright! ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW!?!?!?!

[daverbee]

I'm all packed and ready to go on vacation starting Monday. Would have left tomorrow but we gotta unwelcome visitor coming over named Fran-farkin'-ces! So-o, I'm stuck here waiting for something to happen.

[rmr]

WHERE IS MY PIZZA

[Frieda]

YEAH YEAH YEAH

nana nana nana

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHEAHEAHHHH

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
well in that case, have another

http://www.pilotex.com.tw/v-touch/images/cocktail_tequila_sunrise.jpg

pretty boy

ohhhh MY that looks tasty :eek:

yum yum yum.

[joppa.gal]

IN the Plane

In Spain

the rain falls mainly

on laipetra.

[lapietra]

RAIN FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :D

[bealeblues]

bizarre span of 40 hours

[daverbee]

I'm hungry, but so are the dogs, the cat, and Vickie. Where'd the Breakfast Thread go?

[Aphrodite]

We're gonna play photo safari today! Woo Hoo!

[daverbee]

Have fun, take lots of pictures, post 'em here!

[rmr]

i spend way too much money ordering food :(

[melissa]

I'm hungry.

[rmr]

be careful what you order

[melissa]

Thanks. I'll stay away from the shellfish.

[rmr]

stay away from the hot wings.......trust me on this one

[melissa]

I always follow your advice.

[rmr]

i'm so glad

you'll be happy you did

[melissa]

It's easy when the advice given is so great! And easy to follow.

[rmr]

thank you

i try to be concise

[melissa]

You are.


And thank you. Really.

[rmr]

no thank YOU

for not only hearing me but actually listening

[melissa]

I try to be an active listener, but your words are so interesting that you hold me captive.

[rmr]

you are a good person -- honest to the core

really

i can sense it

no hot wings for you -- you are too smart for that

[lapietra]

dammit. now I want hot wings.

[melissa]

I'm so grateful that you've taken the time to take me under your wing and share your wisdom with me. You've opened my eyes to so much in the world. I hope that my actions reflect positively upon you for the entirety of our relationship. My goal is to follow in your footsteps.


Thank you for your time.

[lapietra]

her hot wing...




mmmmm.....


hot wings...



http://www.its-lala.com/drool.gif

[rmr]

let us be like "foot steps in the sand" for when you and i walk together there will be just one set of prints for we are that close

i admire everyone ounce of you

you inspire me to take control and say i am good enough

for that i will always be in your debt

[melissa]

Maybe you should drive your NEW CAR to a restaurant that overlooks the ocean and treat your self to a tasty meal...or make a picnic and drive somewhere great...or make a sandwich and eat it in your car in the driveway.

[melissa]

Your kind words brought tears to my eyes. I am not sure if I am capable of living up to your expectations. I will try not to fail you.

[rmr]

if you fall i will be there to catch you

[melissa]

I will try not to let it come to that point. I'd rather throw myself off of a cliff into the raging ocean than disappoint you.

[lapietra]

Not eating in the NEW CAR for at least a month :eek:
Also... have no spare money for splurging for about 2 months :p
The NEW CAR was my splurge, I guess... very worth it :D

[melissa]

yeah, I believe all that. If I bought something that glorious, I'd want to spend every moment in it, until the new-ness wore off.

[rmr]

well then i would miss you and my heart would break

[melissa]

OH, let us never go down that path of torture and sorrow!!!

[rmr]

let us not....i so agree

[melissa]

You're so right, mentor with wisdom I adore. I am so glad we came to this conclusion.

[moel]

any body here watch star trek?

[rmr]

no

[moel]

im sorry i dont know what made me post that

[rmr]

i'm feeling concerned

[lapietra]

i think it's time for some eggs.

[rmr]

fry 'em up baby doll

[zenbabe]

I just broke 3 of my lovely long fingernails. I just chopped the rest of them off to avoid any more pain....:(

I hate moving, but for some reason, the fact that I will be out of this shit hole soon is making it not so bad....

[trisherina]

I was so jealous of red's toenails that I did mine exactly the same.

[Hermione]

surbhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[imdrsmooth]

FWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[moel]

Originally posted by surbhi
surbhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hey thats my job


ahem


SURBHIIIII!!!!!

[trisherina]

http://www.lime-light.org/hqs/082404/britney1.jpg

[melissa]

I have to walk up to the video store and rent some movies. The bf gave me a 20$ bill, maybe I'll buy some crack with it instead.

[melissa]

I rented:

City of Lost Children
PeeWee's Big Adventure
Bubba Ho-Tep

I hope the bf is happy.

[Frieda]

i'd have gone for the crack myself

[melissa]

I sure was tempted.

[Frieda]

can't blame ya.. bubba ho-tep?? peewee's big adventure?? crack, definitely.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by melissa
I rented:
PeeWee's Big Adventure


WTF? :confused:

[melissa]

Requested by the bf. Last night he wanted The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...awful. These options are so much better.

[zenbabe]

Your BF is so GAY!

Move on!

[melissa]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! He's totally not gay, but he does work in a gay bar. Sometimes he has some pretty dorky ideas, but I'm certain that he's not into manass.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by melissa
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! He's totally not gay, but he does work in a gay bar. Sometimes he has some pretty dorky ideas, but I'm certain that he's not into manass.

gay.

[melissa]

Well, if he is, I'll just add him to my long list of gay boyfriends. :D It seems I've got plenty of them.

[priceyfatprude]

It's called your Stable. Your Stable of Fags. Another Fag for your Stable.

*hic*

[madasacutsnake]

*hickey*

[moel]

ive been collecting buttons all morning

[rmr]

belly buttons

[moel]

hehehehehheeeehehehe

a bit

[Hermione]

moooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll

[moel]

surbhi will you go out with me?

[Hermione]

:::blushes:::

um.. okay. But you have to pay for everything.

[moel]

i didnt realize you where that kind of girl

ok, how much just to hold your hand?

[Hermione]

You can hold my hand for free. Wait.. are your hands soft?

[Simage]

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[moel]

Originally posted by surbhi
You can hold my hand for free. Wait.. are your hands soft? yes they are. i like vanilla handcream, but right now im trying out some cucumber melon, its pretty nice, just makes me want to eat my hands sometimes though

[Hermione]

Did you get the cucumber melon from bath and body works? I have this really nice handcream from Trader Joe's it has aloe vera and chamomile. It makes my hands all soft and pretty.

[moel]

its great, now put your hand on your screen and ill put my hand on my screen and it will just be like we are both touching our computer monitors

[rmr]

i *heart* young love

[nycwriters]

I'm going to freakin' kill someone today.

Yep.

Bare hands.

[Hermione]

This guy I went to homecoming with keeps talking to me.. he creeps me out.

[moel]

just tell him you're with me now

[Hermione]

:rolleyes: You told rmr that you just want to be "friends" with me. I see how it is..

[moel]

im your friend, im going to help you get rid of this creepy guy. then play some ping-pong

[rmr]

surbs are you moving in on my man?

[Hermione]

yeah rmr.. so what if I am? What are you going to do about it? huh? huh? huh?

I'm one badass mofo. word. true dat.

[moel]

ohhhh shes feisty

[rmr]

Originally posted by surbhi
yeah rmr.. so what if I am? What are you going to do about it? huh? huh? huh?

I'm one badass mofo. word. true dat.

ok....i back down.....please don't hit me :eek:

[Hermione]

meh.. I've moved on. You can have moooooooooeeeeelllllll.

[bealeblues]

just kill me

[moel]

no beale, kill me

[rmr]

what's your problem beeyatch

[Hermione]

you talking to me?

[rmr]

Originally posted by surbhi
you talking to me?

hell no miss surbs

i would never talk to you like that

[Avalon]

Originally posted by bealeblues
just kill me

Is this an Abso-slut induced "kill me"?

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by bealeblues
just kill me

This works well with how I feel today.

What time shall we schedule it?

All of you non-working holiday bastards.....

[Aphrodite]

I didn't get the house!
The owner was having the realestate guy do all of these background checks and credit checks and everything and someone showed up to pick up the keys.
The owner met someone he liked and just like that...he rented it.
I'm going to go and find something to do.
Not good for me.
Crap!

[rmr]

i'm really sorry aphro

I know how much you wanted it.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I didn't get the house!
The owner was having the realestate guy do all of these background checks and credit checks and everything and someone showed up to pick up the keys.
The owner met someone he liked and just like that...he rented it.
I'm going to go and find something to do.
Not good for me.
Crap!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! :(

well my good housing vibes card is still on it´s way.. i hope you find something even nicer! :)

[joppa.gal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/joppa_gal/2000_rose.jpg

I think you should SHUT UP~!!

Oh, wait. That's another thread. :p

[Frieda]

whoa! that´s HOT! :eek: :o

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I didn't get the house!
The owner was having the realestate guy do all of these background checks and credit checks and everything and someone showed up to pick up the keys.
The owner met someone he liked and just like that...he rented it.
I'm going to go and find something to do.
Not good for me.
Crap! Sorry to hear that.
Oh, well, something even bertter will come your way, I bet!

[ally]

officially a student, bloody expensive concidering i have no income & am still s'posed to be a single parent...

ah well, proof:

[Frieda]

well done ally! :)

[Hermione]

yayyy for ally!!:)

[rmr]

great job ally!!

[daverbee]

Congrats, Momma Ally!

[Spicy Jack]

Black cherry soda.

Yum.

[rmr]

:( now i'm never getting home :(

NEW YORK CITY TRANSIT SUBWAYS
# 1, 2, 3 & 9 LINES
NYC TRANSIT SUBWAY: DUE TO FLOODING & WEATHER RELATED BOTH DIRECTIONS # 1, 2, 3 & 9 LINES SERVICE SUSPENDED FROM 42ND STREET-TIMES SQUARE STATION (MANHATTAN) TO 96TH STREET STATION (MANHATTAN) # 4, 5 & 6 LINES

NYC TRANSIT SUBWAY: DUE TO WEATHER RELATED BOTH DIRECTIONS # 4, 5 & 6 LINES LIMITED SERVICE BETWEEN 125TH STREET STATION (MANHATTAN) AND BROOKLYN BRIDGE-CITY HALL STATION (MANHATTAN) WITH DELAYS # 7 LINE NYC TRANSIT SUBWAY: DUE TO WEATHER RELATED BOTH DIRECTIONS # 7 LINE BYPASSING 5TH AVENUE STATION (MANHATTAN) B & D LINES NYC TRANSIT SUBWAY: DUE TO WEATHER RELATED SOUTHBOUND B & D LINES LIMITED SERVICE BETWEEN 59TH STREET-COLUMBUS CIRCLE STATION (MANHATTAN) AND WEST 4TH STREET STATION (MANHATTAN) M LINE NYC TRANSIT SUBWAY: DUE TO WEATHER RELATED BOTH DIRECTIONS M LINE SERVICE SUSPENDED BETWEEN BAY PARKWAY STATION (BROOKLYN) AND CHAMBERS STREET STATION (MANHATTAN) W LINE NYC TRANSIT SUBWAY: DUE TO WEATHER RELATED BOTH DIRECTIONS W LINE REMAINS SUSPENDED BETWEEN DITMARS BOULEVARD-ASTORIA STATION (QUEENS) AND WHITEHALL STREET-SOUTH FERRY STATION (MANHATTAN)

[dinzdale]

Walk, you lazy beeyotch.


Just a question, but why is it that NYC has her own subway system?
It would sound better if it were the RIMMER SUBWAY, or the PRICEYFAT FREEWAY.
Even the SMARTYPANTS CYCLE LANE would have a certain ring to it....

[Frieda]

lol priceyfat freeway :D

[Avalon]

Awww, that stinks rmr:(
Has this ever happend before?
I am glad I don't live there because that read like stereo instuctions to me:o

[nycwriters]

It's cos I'm special.

... like one of Jerry's kids.

[rmr]

All i know is that when i got into work this morning -- it was raining like crazy........I almost lost my pants and shoes in it.....don't ask......just trust me....it was awful :(

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Walk, you lazy beeyotch.


Just a question, but why is it that NYC has her own subway system?
It would sound better if it were the RIMMER SUBWAY, or the PRICEYFAT FREEWAY.
Even the SMARTYPANTS CYCLE LANE would have a certain ring to it....


:D to all of the above

[priceyfatprude]

Take a petticab home. :p

[Zaftig]

http://mstu.cz/~bozek/obrazky/Animals/KOCKA2.JPG

[bealeblues]

played a keyboard for the first time in just about forever tonight. apprehensive at first, then adrenalized. i played that damn thing for hours.

then i drove so long listening to more music that i think i wound up in mississippi

exactly what i needed to do today. and now i'm getting some sleep

[chuckie egg]

*picturing Ross from Friends*

:p

[Aphrodite]

CAA just towed my car to the service centre.

The tires had siezed up over the summer. Now it is brakes, battery and siezed tires. Great! I am getting an estimate.
It's going to be too cold for my bike soon though.

I'll let you know.

[Gatsby]

Ooohh, my Gooooodddd, I am sooooo hungover.

Note to self: free beer = cheap disgusting hangover-inducing beer

On a lighter note, I've already parked my car across from the stadium in anticipation of tomorrow night's tailgate! Woo-hoo!

[Hermione]

did anyone see JOEY last night?

[Spicy Jack]

i did.

[Hermione]

what'd you think?

[Spicy Jack]

eh. it will get better i'm sure. he was a one-liner on Friends so it will take a while to build his character. it was alright i guess.

[Hermione]

yea. it was weird though without the rest of them.

[Frieda]

damn i just dropped a french fry in my dad´s computer :eek:

[rapscalious rob]

nice of you to feed your dad’s computer. it was getting very hungry.

[melissa]

This is my very first during work post!!

[Your Boss]

Originally posted by melissa
This is my very first during work post!!

You're Fired!

[rmr]

OH MY GOD

WELCOME MR. BOSS MAN

[melissa]

Damn it. I always get caught.

[rmr]

these new names are killing me.......

:D

[Coffee]

Missing the old days here when y'all were limited to 3 character names rmr?

[Frieda]

fvcking hell, i wish i knew what´s going on.. i really hope no news is good news :(

[Coffee]

They are fine...flights get delayed...even parents forget to call sometimes regardless how many times they hammered it into us to "remember to call so we don't get worried" when we were kids.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Coffee
They are fine...flights get delayed...even parents forget to call sometimes regardless how many times they hammered it into us to "remember to call so we don't get worried" when we were kids.
erm that was about something else actually.. but thanks for the support :)

[Spicy Jack]

ahhh....the sounds of rotary saws. a great way to end the week.

[trisherina]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

[Zaftig]

That's freaking hilarious! lol

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by trisherina
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Why would you want to say any of those things, drunk or no? Geek.

[Frieda]

weet je wat ik wil.. een opblaaskrokodil
om in de zee te drijven, tussen de lekkere wijven..

na nana nana nana na nana..

[red]

The waves I like best are the ones I make.

[red]

squirrel fight! squirrel fight!

[Avalon]

Originally posted by red
squirrel fight! squirrel fight!
Bet I can pick the winner :p

http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/infantry.jpg

[rmr]

oh yeah -- meet twiggy ---- i'd watch my back if i were you.....

http://www.greysquirrel.net/pics/sm6.jpg

[rmr]

Some of the behavioral problems triggered by separation anxiety in cats are the same as those seen in dogs: vocalizing after the owner leaves, inappropriate urination or defecation (sometimes near a door or on the owner's personal items), and, less often, destructiveness (chewing, scratching). Cats may also show their distress in other, less obvious ways such as becoming too anxious to eat when left alone; or vomiting only when the owner is not there. A less common sign in cats may be excessive grooming, to the point of creating a bald spot on one or two areas of the body.

[Spicy Jack]

you are not a cat, so you have no exuse. please clean up the mess.