This is the thread where everyone is random.

[lapietra]

la la la la la....

swingin' my feet from the door of my tree fort...

[Red Princess]

goof off

[zenbabe]

I have exhuasted all of my favorite goof off outlets...

[red]

Here's a great one. (http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/howmuchinside.html)
The guy is really clever.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I have exhuasted all of my favorite goof off outlets...

macromedia's shockewave web site

[zenbabe]

I wonder if the world took some massive vote, if we could exile Bush from America.......like a sort of giant UN Weakest Link........hosted by Thatcher

"George Bush you are the Weakest Link - Goodbye!"

[Red Princess]

but where could we send him? who do we dislike that much?...... what if he went to be president in iraq after the war and got to clean up his own mess. wadda ya think?

[zenbabe]

BRILLIANT! They are going to need a new dictator once we kill the current one...

[Frieda]

did you steal something?

[red]

Cool!
I loved playing with Lite Brite when I was a kid.
Stepping on the little pointy pegs hurt though.

[trisherina]

My daughter has been traumatized by Lite Brite. I'm not kidding.

[zenbabe]

vicoden............

[trisherina]

Mmmm. Mediciney.

[zenbabe]

Ok, so here I was sitting, had a little wine and a vicoden..all ready to pep up and clean house..instead I start on an angela jolie movie and start crying for now reason...no reason at all...just because that is so depressing...all of the sudden, my phone rings..its my brother...he is cruising my my house and wants me to come out and wave....OH FUCCK YEAH! I forgot it is spring and had to trip over a ton of daisies...was at least 80 cars on the rail, I was close..got the biggest horn and thought I was about to get sucked under..but it was worth it...what a way to get whipped out of a funk...I took some pics...developing...

[Marlon]

I've just read all the posts , but forgot some of them , I'll start over

[Frieda]

:eek: i actually DON'T have a hangover! :D YES!

[zenbabe]

This is what a train looks like when you are drunk, on vicoden and stading real close to it when it is going by....

http://zenmedia.org/Pics/train/SF.JPG

[laughingbuddha]

I saw Eternity the other night,
Like a great ring of pure and endless light,
All calm, as it was bright


...just don't ask me who eternity is ;)

[amanda]

still wondering how moel got in trouble in a toy store.

[noxxville]

is my head bleeding?

[lapietra]

O MY GAAAWWWWD!!!!!!
I am sooo SICK of hearing Dubya say "nyukyoulurr"!!!!!

*goes in search of an antipuckering device*

[lapietra]

AAAAA!!!!!
he said it again!!!!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by moel
I was told to "behave" myself, and given quite the look. I guess she (store clerk) just didn't appreciate my inner child. Whats wrong with testing out a possible future purchase, I was being reasonable.

You should've said, "Oh, beHAVE" like Austin Powers.

[trisherina]

Sign on heavy, industrial-style door:

NO ONE ALLOWED IN WHO SAYS 'NUCULER'

[lapietra]

Woooo!!!
Where can I buy one?

[lapietra]

By the way, Trisherina - I want your dog. :p

[lapietra]

But not in a cartoon superhero kind of way.

[zenbabe]

head...pounding...need coffee....

ps..it's hard to climb over walls when you take muscle relaxers

[Frieda]

chicken soup

[trisherina]

Double casters on the legs of a grand piano look like the bifurcated toes of some crouching, Stygian beast.

[moel]

50% of the people you know are below average

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by moel
50% of the people you know are below average


that's not necessarily true. The statistic is 50 % of the population is below average. It's possible for a person to know more or less of their share of idiots.

[moel]

True, but 75% of people know that 67.9% of statistics are false or misleading

[priceyfatprude]

headache for the last 5 days. someone drill a hole in my skull, please.

[amanda]

pedestals kill-

both people.

[trisherina]

(Heh, lala, you have to get in line)

My tulips are coming up! LIFE!!!

[noxxville]

do you think i need stitches?

[lapietra]

I know that pain.
Don't let it make you believe it's the only real thing.

[Frieda]

oh man. my whole body hurts.

[Deviate]

watched a marathon of Star Trek: The Next Generation. damn i love that show. haven't seen it in quite some time.

i pass.

-st.

[masterofNone]

Patrick Stewart does all bald men proud...








my two favorites. The Beast of Tanagra and The Pennywhistle

[amanda]

so does Yul Brynner

http://crazyjef.homestead.com/files/Yul_Brynner.jpg



why is it I feel like I should be wearing a petticoat when I teach?

getting to knoooow you, getting know all about yooooouu...

[Frieda]

tng, deep space 9 and voyager.. i have them all on divx.. ha!

i guess i pass the nerd test too! :D

[Red Princess]

Patrick Stewart.....no pony tail and yet sooo hot

[masterofNone]

for beale (http://www.pixelgirlpresents.com/images/desktops/andidas/OMG-Its-Domo-kun.jpg)

[dickieC]

I'm confused, are you saying that that website is oriented towards 13-year-old girls with a chipper?

[dinzdale]

That and the sexually frustrated academia...oh and naked baseball commentators...

[Deviate]

and the sexually frustrated british transvestite cowboy perverts, we can't forget all of them (no matter how hard we try.)

-st.

[dinzdale]

...and the pantless whiners covered in snow....

[Red Princess]

i don't think i would have liked nietzche as a person

[Madmack]

Through a couple of schnapps and a pint into him.. get him to relax..

[lapietra]

heh - I know something that would help him relax better...

:D

[lapietra]

ack... I think I killed the Word Association thread...

[lapietra]

...this thread too...

[Red Princess]

thread killer? something from DS 9 ?

[lapietra]

ack...
i've got spring fever bad...

[lapietra]

owtch - talk about a narrow perspective.
Though I can't say I blame him.

[lapietra]

Whoops. I did it again.

[lapietra]

Hoarseness is a symptom of rabies infection.

[lapietra]

ohhhhh.... good grief....

[lapietra]

I AM THE MIGHTY THREADKILLER!!!!!

[lapietra]

...thank goodness I get to go home soon...

...this is getting embarrassing...

[trisherina]

Injecting yourself with stuff is a lot harder than it looks. (My hat's off to the insulin dependent.)

[lapietra]

ACK!!!!

*looks around for a pillow*

[Frieda]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

[Madmack]

...and so it begins...

[Red Princess]

good to know that i was right about Nietzche

[dinzdale]

I'm surprised Nietzche is included in the GED syllabus these days.

[Red Princess]

yeah, it's become a lot harder since you got yours

[dinzdale]

I still dont have one ..... I couldnt do the Home EC

[Red Princess]

want me to help you 'study'?

[dinzdale]

Dont need it now I'm a janitor......if I want to step up to cleaning lady like you I will buy your cheat sheets.

[Madmack]

Oww..
THe air temperature just dropped a couple of degrees..

[Red Princess]

HA, i will give them to you dinz, always like to help the less fortunate

[dinzdale]

I have heard of your capacity to reach out for us mere mortals before but though it only a dream.

[Red Princess]

no honey, it is real.

[dinzdale]

honey ??????

[Red Princess]

sorry i couldn't help myself , you are just such a cutie pie

[Deviate]

sigh.

[lapietra]

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I would like a full report... :)

[Madmack]

Sure you can..
We'll expect a full report in the morning..!

[lapietra]

I'm gonna email him & remind him - hee hee...
Love it when my friends meet each other... :)

[lapietra]

Yeah - but there's nothing to stop you from getting a beer after -- :D

[bealeblues]

ooooo... friends meeting.... worlds colliding..... i hate that

[Deviate]

me too. seems my friends meet, they bond, they ditch me. story o' my life.

-st.

[noxxville]

Why don't i need my appendix?

[Red Princess]

you don't , want me to take it out for you?

[noxxville]

only if you do it with a spoon

[dinzdale]

You only need it if you eat grass......so you might want to keep it Noxx.

[amanda]

moo

[ambo]

Sweet mother of fudge !
Where do you guys get the time to do so much chatting ?

[Madmack]

Time..? What is this thing time..?

[ambo]

That's easy. It's the thing I don't have at work 'cause I'm working, and I don't have at home, 'cause I'm working.

....except at 9:30 at night, when I finally get to chat, and most folks are asleep....

[Madmack]

Ahh.. That stuff..
I got a bit to spare... Want some..?

[ambo]

Thanks, but if you got it, you should hang on to it....

[laughingbuddha]

why am i sleepy in the morning?

[ambo]

somnambulism ?

[Hermione]

my tooth hurts.. cheeseballs are so good:) :)

[laughingbuddha]

Am i the only who thinks my yawns are making everyone else sleepy too?

[laughingbuddha]

ur tooth hurts..cheeseballs are good for that?? ;)

[laughingbuddha]

what was the name of the play...

[laughingbuddha]

hic hic hic...!

[Frieda]

dont you just love it when there's a huge traffic jam caused by a truck that got stuck in the mud on the side of the road?

[Deviate]

you are more than your conversations on a boat

[Frieda]

i really love my mom's home made chicken soup.. but seriously, after 3 days of that soup i feel like i'm getting feathers myself.

as we say it in dutch if we had enough: it comes out of my nose.

[dickieC]

In English: I could eat that until it came out of my ears

(or is that just a family expression chez moi?)

[dinzdale]

Hoity Toity .....our family thinks much lower....

[Frieda]

i have no idea dickie.. but your version sounds like you want to eat a lot, when we say it we mean that we've had enough of it!

[zenbabe]

Torpedo sammich for breakfast

[Frieda]

hey zen, would you like some soup with that?

[Deviate]

i'm a knife
knifin' around
cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut
cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut
cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut

[masterofNone]

The server didn't switch over to daylight saving time. Does that mean it's wasting daylight?

[dinzdale]

BZZZZZZZZZZ

Is Bob there?

[Frieda]

Bob? you mean mmmmmmmmmBob? mm mmm mmm mmmmmBob..

[Deviate]

"'lo Weebl"

"'lo Bob"

-st.

[ambo]

who weebl ?

[lapietra]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmPIE!!!!!

[lapietra]

<---just wondered if I should be so excited about pie.... considering the nature of that site...

[Madmack]

A la mode..!

[lapietra]

...or cheeeeeeeeeeese.
:D

[Madmack]

Or...

[lapietra]

........Kool Whip?






heh.

[masterofNone]

12

[Frieda]

hey peg, if you don't want him, i'll be antonio's wife.. ok? :p

[ambo]

and seriously, Peg
Melanie's not all that hideous

[masterofNone]

Melanie's alright... has been since "Wild Thing"

[rmr]

pad thai for dinner

pad thai for lunch

[ambo]

yes, it's very important that we think of nothing else
(the economy, world hunger, global warming)

[lapietra]

the next new episode of The Simpsons...

[ambo]

Veritas: The Quest
has been pre-empted 3 times
for ABC War Specials

grrrr - miss Arnold - grrr

[Deviate]

who was trying to get my attention, damn it?

-st.

[ambo]

huh ?

what's st ?

[Deviate]

my sig.

[ambo]

so tired ?

[Deviate]

sure

[moel]

http://www.happyrobot.net/postcard/images/celebrate_pants.gif

[noxxville]

blubber

[noxxville]

why don't i eat more pudding?

[lapietra]

'cos you're eating other things instead?





Broccoli, for example...

[noxxville]

oh be-have!!


that was sunday

[lapietra]

Only on Sunday?

I think you should have broccoli at least 3 times a week...

[noxxville]

oh broccoli.......i haven't had THAT in ages

[ambo]

How many fingers am I holding up ?

[lapietra]

eleventy-one

[lapietra]

It's ten minutes later & I'm still laughing about this (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=31356#post31356) .

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehe eheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeh eeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee

[Frieda]

origami for all! :eek:

[Deviate]

got my film editing software yesterday. i'm so stoked. unfortunately i was way too exausted to do anything but transfer my video to the computer. damn.

i still owe a couplea people a video of me driving to work. hope to get something to you soon ;)

-st.

[Madmack]

Which one did you get..?

[Deviate]

right now? Adobe Premiere 6.5

[Red Princess]

oooh premiere, what fun

[masterofNone]

after 15 days without a vehicle MY CAR IS FIXED!






hosanna in the highest!

[Madmack]

Cool..

[masterofNone]

I may celebrate by going out and buying this....
http://www.51digi.com/others/view/020422030950/SONY%20CLIE%20PEG-NR70.jpg

[Deviate]

i'm working on getting applied magic screenplay or 5D Cyborg or something. this one's just to tide me over...

anyone else have something that they'd like to recommend?

-st.

[masterofNone]

If you had a Mac I'd say Final Cut Pro- wicked cool and powerful. You have to get After Effects. Simple as that.



edited to add...
But a very cool silver shiney thing with buttons!

[red]

Baby clothes are so cute and freakin' expensive!

[Deviate]

i've been looking into the PC version of Final Cut Pro. it does look kinda spiffy (if i can get over using a Mac proggy ;) )

After Effects? i might just have to check into that....

edited to add: do what i always planned on doing, Red, buy the kid a burlap sack. when their feet pop out of the bottom, get a new sack.

-st.

[surflugen]

I got a zit on the edge of my nostral that is driving me insane. I try not to touch it because of the tear jerking pain, but I can't help myself. It hurts to even think of it. You can't even see the damn thing. I have had a tear in my eye all day so far because of it. That is what I get for picking my nose in traffic thinking that no one could see me.

[ambo]

I can see it from here

[surflugen]

double ouch

[lapietra]

surf - Go to your nearest beauty supply & pick up a little tube of tea tree blemish roll-on - If you don't know what I'm talking about ask someone who works there - it'll alleviate the symptoms really quickly - :)

[dinzdale]

...about Beale?

[Madmack]

No.. You dinz..

[bealeblues]

Ironically the story is only 4 inches long, and I was expecting much longer ... typical

now that hurts..... :D

[Frieda]

:confused: are you sure you didnt shave em off?

[Frieda]

:D dont you need sleep moel? i heard that you have to sleep if your eyebrows are falling off.

[Frieda]

hahaha! you would look silly! :D

omg.. i think MIB just entered the building.. there are dudes with black suits and sunglasses walking around here. :eek:

[Frieda]

those dudes are still walking around.. i wonder who's the alien! i'm NOT going to look into that flash-thingy.

[Frieda]

he's not here.. they sent less important agents i guess..

[chuckie egg]

SHEEP!!

[Frieda]

no frank's not around either. they left, by the way. i dont know if i was flashy-thingy'd or not..

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by Frieda
flashy-thingy'd
neuralized

[Frieda]

Originally posted by masterofNone
neuralized
umm yes that. thank you, mr. of None.

[ambo]

My mother was such an avid reader that if while walking along on the street, she passed a newspaper page lying on the sidewalk, would stop to read it.

[cosmo949]

my dreams are desert-colored

[Red Princess]

there are empty rooms in my dreams

[AllegroNg]

My teeh fell out again in my dream :(

[zenbabe]

that means that change is happening....

wow, I didnt have to log in today...

[ambo]

Uh oh. Sounds like another "bug".

[zenbabe]

sex should be like a honda slow obsene and loud enough for the neighbors to hear

[Frieda]

i love mcD's coupons!

[lapietra]

I'm with you, Peg - except for the first part - I like to see the clouds gather. :)

[masterofNone]

The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that entropy, or disorder, always increases - things fall apart...



That is until my father shows up.

[beckstra]

I drew a monkey today. It beat me up.

[laughingbuddha]

on a sunday at work..does it get any more random!

[Hermione]

entropy is some cool stuff.

[masterofNone]

y'know if I really stretch I can, kind of, understand the whole leather thing.... but vinyl? I just can't think of Nauga hide as sexy.

[ambo]

... spent most of the day trying to get my revised site pages to work in Netscape. I hate Netscape...

[masterofNone]

Are you using Microsoft tools to develop your site?

[ambo]

well yeah, but I've also got an HTML manual, and I'm sick of dealing with how much stuff is supported in IE and not Netscape....

[ambo]

... good and bad - you need to know less, but you have less control...
I started using FrontPage because I wanted to build a simple site to give away my web graphics, and I didn't want to have to learn HTML to do it, but I end up digging into the HTML anyway, because invariably FrontPage does something I don't want it to, or I want to do something it can't.

[priceyfatprude]

Easter Candy rocks

[ambo]

... are you biting heads off bunnies ?

[masterofNone]

you should try something like Dreamweaver. It's pretty good at creating browser neutral code and it let's you know if a particular javascrpt will behave badly in some browsers.

[ambo]

... why can't all the browsers just get along ?

[noxxville]

I need a drink.

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by ambo
... why can't all the browsers just get along ?

Because Microsoft wants to own the world. It's figured for a long time that browser dominance would allow it to corner the market on development tools which, in the end, is the only way to monopolize the internet. Imagine if you could get a monopoly on paper.

[laughingbuddha]

Pink Floyd is putting me off to sleeep today!!

[ambo]

Originally posted by masterofNone
Because Microsoft wants to own the world. It's figured for a long time that browser dominance would allow it to corner the market on development tools which, in the end, is the only way to monopolize the internet. Imagine if you could get a monopoly on paper.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, IE is the superior product. I'd welcome a decent competitor, but it's just too difficult to do too many things in Netscape.

[Frieda]

hey! who wants to write an evacuation plan for me? has to be finished within the hour. :eek:

[red]

How 'bout, walk out the door?

[moel]

just pull the fire alarm

[red]

why hasn't this PDF generated yet!?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by red
why hasn't this PDF generated yet!?

post script error!!!!

[red]

SHUT UP!
It was a freakin' huge map. It took an unbelievable 25 minutes to generate.

This is why I love gettin' paid by the hour.

[ambo]

...and there you have it - that little spot on the mirror is finally clean - I feel so much better now...

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by red
SHUT UP!
It was a freakin' huge map. It took an unbelievable 25 minutes to generate.

This is why I love gettin' paid by the hour.

slow network? i could fix that for you

[Frieda]

WHY does my coworker always SHOUT THAT LOUD!

i hate it! he comes standing behind my back when i'm on the phone with customers and goes SHOUTING to other coworkers.. behind my back! i HATE IT! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! :eek:

[laughingbuddha]

SHOO HIM!!!

[nycwriters]

Here, print this out for him:

http://speedo.ca/albums/sweet/aef.thumb.jpg

[Frieda]

haha peg! thanks! that's a good one! :D

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
It's windy outside.... do I have to go to work?
no. it's sunny here, i shouldn't be at work either.

[Deviate]

i think this is the longest thread ever.

-st.

[dinzdale]

( i )


Mooning to celebrate the long thread......

[ambo]

Damn, now everyone's on, and I have to go to a meeting.....

[Red Princess]

sleeping

[Frieda]

at work i think.. he was here today before he went to work.

[Frieda]

they're not heading home, they're heading for syria!

[Red Princess]

pulling out too soon? i hate that

[Red Princess]

did we declare war? did i miss it? doesn't dubya have to ask congress if he can declare war? who does he think is going to pay for this little adventure if not congress and the american people? did someone give the cowboy a blank check? and he isn't going to finish the job? i want my money back

[Frieda]

the cowboy doesnt need blank checks.. he OWNS the country..

[ambo]

http://www.ambographics.com/bboard/curious-george.jpg

[Red Princess]

this from CNN-- Abu Abbas, Palestinian terrorist convicted of 1985 cruise ship hijacking and murder,
captured by U.S. troops in Iraq, U.S. sources say.


how convenient

[noxxville]

More people should throw feces, like their simian relatives.

[Red Princess]

they do, it just comes in many forms

[Frieda]

poop-art instead of pop-art?

[noxxville]

poop-sicle

[Frieda]

poop-corn?

[noxxville]

poop goes the weasel?

[Red Princess]

soda poop

[dinzdale]

Winnie the Shit

[zenbabe]

crap, the place is thrashed and the mom's are coming to visit...

[rmr]

So i tried to have a heart to heart with my dog and I talked to him for a while about what was going on , I was trying to keep him up to date and then I said "I love you". You looked at me for a minute and then started licking his penis......BASTARD!!!!!!!

[rmr]

I AM RANDOM???????

[Frieda]

who wants the chocolate of my kinderegg?

[AllegroNg]

Holy monkey, gimme your chocolate or else!:)

[Frieda]

here!
http://www.thoughtable.com/KinderEgg.jpg
but i do want to keep the little toy inside.. :p

[chuckie egg]

Wouldn't it be good if you could actually get a kinder egg that big?!

[Frieda]

yay! that means bigger toys! :D

[Red Princess]

ooooh toys.....

[Frieda]

yes today is wednesday. tomorrow will be thursday and we've had tuesday yesterday..

[red]

I like toys.

[ambo]

full moon tonight

i doubt if dinz will come out with all that light...

[Frieda]

aaahhhh! i cant win! i cant make it through level 4! aaaaahhhhhhh

[priceyfatprude]

My bitch is making me dinner tonight--I sent him a lowfat recipe for it last week. Life is good.

[Deviate]

holy sh*t, make it stop...

[bealeblues]

i'm loopy as fvck

[zenbabe]

I wish my unmentionables would hurry up and get done so I can finally go and take a hot, steamy shower.

[zenbabe]

dammit, i didnt hit the go button on the dryer...sonnnofaabittch..


- it's a full moon here tomorrow night....

*howles at the moon*

[Frieda]

i got mayonnaise all over my pants yesterday. that sucked.