This is the thread where everyone is random.

[texaswaterbaby]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Keep your stick on the ice.

don't let your meat loaf

[daverbee]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Y'know Daver, one thing about you, you're always so pleasant and supportive and sweet. I hope life treats you just as well. My Momma raised me right.:)
And life keeps getting better and better, even the rough parts...:cool:

[Frieda]

nederland - finland 2-1 :)

and my dad is watching it in a skybox *jealous*

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Frieda
nederland - finland 2-1 :)

and my dad is watching it in a skybox *jealous*

Woo Hoo! Kick their butts!

[Zaftig]

I burnt my tongue last night and it still feels as if it just happened. :mad:

[Frieda]

3-1! woooooooooo :D

[Hermione]

Thanks for the good vibes everyone! It must have worked.. it was too bad. I have had a midterm every week for a month.. I am soo busy studying that I am behind in my other classes.

I am in such a good mood right now. :)

[Avalon]

I think it is farking amazing that Daver threatens me with Malarkey at noon time and by the evening he shows up. :rolleyes:

Must be MaLURKey

[melissa]

I got a letter yesterday from the coffee company that I used to work for (1996-2000) letting me know that there is still money in my 401(k) and they wanted to know what they should do with it. I thought I had cashed that out ages ago when I was strapped for money (that one time...:p ), but I guess not. So, I speak with the guy today on the phone to find out how much money has been sitting around with my name on it and if it would be worth it for me to even get it..."yes, please send me the remaining 1.93 in my 401(k)" since they have to deduct 20% before they give it to me. But apparently there is around $160.00!! Definitely worth claiming!!

WooHoo! This has never happened to me before! I'll probably buy new shoes.



Or food.

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by daverbee
Keep a sledge hammer handy for that one.

will a chainsaw work?

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by Frieda
nederland - finland 2-1 :)

and my dad is watching it in a skybox *jealous*

Hey Frieda, when England beat Wales 2-0 the other day.. I was in Wales!!! I feared for my life! :p

[daverbee]

Off to get things done!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
was in Wales!!! I went to Bangor!!

:eek:

[daverbee]

I need to be six years older so I qualify as a risk factor for flu so I can get flu shots...

[Frieda]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Hey Frieda, when England beat Wales 2-0 the other day.. I was in Wales!!! I feared for my life! :p

:D i love football :D


Originally posted by daverbee
I need to be six years older so I qualify as a risk factor for flu so I can get flu shots...
i just cancelled my flu shot, wanna have mine? :p

[Frieda]

yeah! YEAH!

my car got through the inspection!! with a headlight with a hole in it! :eek:

woooooo hoooooo!! :D

[red]

Cheers for the strawberry!!!!

[red]

Originally posted by daverbee
I need to be six years older so I qualify as a risk factor for flu so I can get flu shots...


I never get a flu shot because I have a really good constitution, but I am worried about getting it this year beacuse all the people that regularly get a shot won't be getting one this year. Because I am pregnant I can and will be getting a flu shot this year. Don't want to get a fever and cook the baby.

[daverbee]

I've always been healthy, too, but for some reason, the flu gets me every time it comes around when I don't get a shot.
Dunno what I'll do this year. Maybe wear a respirator all winter...

[Spicy Jack]

i thought of agent (http://blennus.com/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=29&Itemid=)

[Zaftig]

I wish I knew Japenese so I knew what they were saying. I mean. . .what the hell were they slapping for? And why wasn't there cat fights breaking out?

[Frieda]

http://img21.exs.cx/img21/4602/230530.jpg

[Zaftig]

NYC!!!! I told my sister about how much you enjoyed your litter maid because she has three cats so she went out and invested in one. One of the cats held it's bladder the first day because he was scared of it. . .then he got over it, but over all it's been a success. :)

[nycwriters]

Aw that's fantastic! They're really great machines ... she'll be happy that outside of cleaning it once a month, she'll never have to touch the "deposits" ever again ... and no scooping! :)

[Magpie]

8 yr old T'aniya: "Mom, what's virginity?"

Mom explains, "virgin, virginity, loosing virginity, etc."

T'aniya: "Sooo... the Virgin Mary isn't a virgin?" (no mainstream religious upbringing to draw from)

Mom (head beginning to feel full) explains: Cliff Notes Virgin Mary-Immaculate Conception-Baby Jesus story

T'aniya: "Sooo they thought it was magic?"

Mom: "Make that w/3 olives please."

Conversation continues to naturally include: birth controll, how 2 people don't even have to know/like each other to create a baby, inutero development, when you were inside me, baby's first breath of air when they're born, etc.

Mom's feelin' pretty good that she and daughter have shared this special talk and been able to cover so many important subjects. Got everything wrapped up nice and tight.

T'aniya: "Mom? Soooo what would have happened if the Virgin Mary hadn't wanted that magic baby put in her and she killed it before he could be born?"

Mom's head explodes.
Sheesh! :rolleyes:

[melissa]

Heehee!! "Magic baby" hee heeeheeee :D

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Magpie
T'aniya: "Mom? Soooo what would have happened if the Virgin Mary hadn't wanted that magic baby put in her and she killed it before he could be born?"

Mom's head explodes.
Sheesh! :rolleyes: T'aniya learns important lesson on what household cleaner to use to get brains and blood off of the carpet.

[bealeblues]

looks like we have an ugly drunk friday band night planned tonight bitches.

those of you whose numbers i have, be prepared for confederate random drunk dialing

[joppa.gal]

^^ 'ingram hill' is that referring to Laura Ingram? '

:o

[bealeblues]

nope. ingram hill the band. very kick ass.

[dinzdale]

Inbred Hillbillys ???:confused:

[bealeblues]

fvck you british

[dinzdale]

Have a nice weekend :)

[bealeblues]

you too :)

[zero]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Have a nice weekend :)
Originally posted by bealeblues
you too :)

batty boys

[Avalon]

How nice boys; I love it when you two get along :):p
sure I do hahahah

I just got my Sweetest Day gift!!
Season 4 of CSI and the promise of Van Helsing on Tuesday.

Mr. Avalon ROCKS!! Whoooohoooo!

[nycwriters]

Meet my new friend Nigel

http://i.myspace.com/04/19/2319140/15527584_l.jpg

[Spicy Jack]

nice to meet you nigel.

[melissa]

Helloooooo, tasty nugget!!

[topcat]

did clytie get hurt doing a cartwheel? havent seen her here in a while.

[Avalon]

Daver!!! Cookies are done and they are wonderful!!! YUM!!

Coming to your mailbox soon!!!

[Frieda]

cast no. 5 in strawberry red! wooo :D

http://img50.exs.cx/img50/8782/IMGP0722klein.jpg

and if it didn't hurt so much, i could actually stand on it! :rolleyes:

[zero]

hot

[daverbee]

Avvy: I will look forward to them! Bread is boxed and ready to go!

Frieda: At least it's smaller than the last one!

[chuckie egg]

Red is my favourite colourrrr!!!
:D

[Frieda]

rrrRRRREDDDD!! :D



hmm.. i think my mother was right when she told me not to plant the other 40 daffodil bulbs as well..
mehehe :D

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/788/IMGP0723tklein.jpg

[Aphrodite]

How much longer in the cast Frieda?

[daverbee]

We used to have a basset hound named Daffodil Gwendolyn.
My sister named her. Daffy was a sweet, sweet dog. Sorry I don't have pics of her.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
How much longer in the cast Frieda?

3 more weeks.. going back on nov 8. then they saw off this cast and take x-ray pictures and if it's healed i'm done and if it's not then i'm probably going to pull all my hair out! :eek:

but i think i'll be fine :)



and daver-- daffodil gwendolyn is probably the coolest name for a dog i've ever heard :D i bet that dog was the coolest dog around! :)

[daverbee]

She was a real sweetheart. Had the biggest eyes you've ever seen on a dog. I really shouldn't post about Daffy because you'll all want to see pictures and I don't think we have any.
Take my word for it, she was one of a kind!

[topcat]

should i go the gym now or later?

[Frieda]

PANSIEEEEESS

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/9467/IMGP0725klein.jpg

[daverbee]

Originally posted by topcat
should i go the gym now or later? Posting this has inspired me to go now.
Thanks, cat!

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Frieda
PANSIEEEEESS

http://img96.exs.cx/img96/9467/IMGP0725klein.jpg


are those from your garden?

[Frieda]

those are the pansies on my balcony :)

[zenbabe]

who you calling a pansy!

[Frieda]

get back into your balcony basket!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Frieda
those are the pansies on my balcony
...before they died. :(

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Frieda
those are the pansies on my balcony :)

perdy :)

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dinzdale
...before they died. :(
hey, i just took that pic! those are winterpansies, i don't have to do anything!!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Frieda
i don't have to do anything!!

...they're on death row and dont even know it :(

[Frieda]

hey, i like them, dammit!

they will receive water and sunshine from the sky. i say they'll live till april at least! unless it's going to snow early.

*grumble*

[Clytie]

we will have snow nov 14---just like we do every year!

[dinzdale]

I'm calling Flower Protective Services (FPS).

[Frieda]

:mad: bitch

[Hermione]

I concur Frieda

[daverbee]

I like the Dutch name for pansies you posted a while back, Frieda.
"Little Violins"
Can't remember the Dutch word.

[trisherina]

vooltjes! It stuck in my head, because of my little violinist.

[Frieda]

almost :)

viooltjes!

[trisherina]

Awww, my first real Dutch word, viooltjes. Thanks Frieda!

[daverbee]

I guess it's pointless to ask how it's pronounced...
Unless you can figure out how to write it out phonetically...
Good luck on that one, Frieda!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by daverbee
I guess it's pointless to ask how it's pronounced...
Unless you can figure out how to write it out phonetically...
Good luck on that one, Frieda!

vi-ool-tjes

vi as in the letter V

ool as in (wh)ole

tjes.. hmm.. like chess.. but then chuss..

:D

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Frieda
vi-ool-tjes

vi as in the letter V

ool as in (wh)ole

tjes.. hmm.. like chess.. but then chuss..

:D

beatle juice?

[zenbabe]

Beatle Juice

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
beatle juice?

Heh...it does seme like it sounds like that..cool.

For my random contribution:
Betelguese (The star, not Beetle Juice the movie) is pronounced:

Bet-el-geese (acutally sorta beetween Geese and Guise...more like Guyease)

[nycwriters]

Ok, who wants to lay odds on how many days, at work, it's gonna take until I revert back from "happy vacation rested" me?

One of my colleagues has odds on tomorrow night.

Anyone?

The first day back from vacation is looooongggggg ....

[Hermione]

How do you know if you're depressed?

[nycwriters]

not being able to sleep, or sleeping too much. change in appetite, change in personality/mood, gaining weight/losing weight (read: anything significant in change), no desire to do things that once made you happy, no desire to be social.

[Hermione]

I think I should see someone about this.

[nycwriters]

It can't hurt you. It's a good outlet.

[Hermione]

I saw a psychologist once because I was having a hard time dealing with some medical issues... I loathed that chick.

I will finish studying and then I'm off to tell my mummy to schedule an appointment to talk to someone.

[red]

ugh, I hate heartburn.

[bealeblues]

eric pauker is gathering more data for his research project thesis on us

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Frieda
vi-ool-tjes

vi as in the letter V

ool as in (wh)ole

tjes.. hmm.. like chess.. but then chuss..

:D Thanks, Frieda!

[Frieda]

:)

[zenbabe]

Someone is parked right out in front of my bedroom window and blasting Celine Dion, I swear if they dont shut it off or move their bloody car I am going to go out there and jump up and down on the hood of their car until they get the point!

[Frieda]

take pics!!

[Clytie]

yesterday i was accousted by soft rock everywhere. in the gas station...on elevators...hold music... in the mall...even the teen stores were blasting it*shreeks in horror*

[Spicy Jack]

is it bad that when i go shopping that i think the music is WAY TOO LOUD? ...omg, I am a little old lady....

[daverbee]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Someone is parked right out in front of my bedroom window and blasting Celine Dion, I swear if they dont shut it off or move their bloody car I am going to go out there and jump up and down on the hood of their car until they get the point! This is why RPG's should be available to the general public. Then you could take care of 'em without leaving your window!

[Spicy Jack]

diet mt. dew tastes like green evil death.

[Coffee]

We are getting our first good rain of the season.

Looking forward to rain hike to "the waterfall" soon to see it gushing.

[Spicy Jack]

the rain is lovely :)

[Coffee]

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[drivinmissdaisy]

Motivational speakers

http://www.barbaraling.com/website-design-photography/motivation-hollywood.jpg

[nycwriters]

http://c.myspace.com/00026/77/48/26358477_l.JPG

Oh my goodness this man is beautiful.

[drivinmissdaisy]

craving TCBY white chocolate mousse ice cream right now.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

[melissa]

I can't find my winter hat.

[rmr]

^^^
get me some while you're there

[drivinmissdaisy]

oh, forgot

loving Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!

[nycwriters]

This is a little over the top for a emailed invoice message no?

Thank you for ordering from PETCO.com! As a group of pet lovers dedicated to making life better for pets and their people, we are delighted to have the chance to provide you with the items you ordered. Your purchase information appears below.

I think the word "delighted" in reference to kitty litter purchase threw me.

[bealeblues]

but what i dont understand is just that--- what i dont understand.

[rmr]

i feel funny right now

[drivinmissdaisy]

I want to do this

http://www.modelfight.com/f1p9.jpg

[Zaftig]

Topless?

[Hermione]

I concur. Who is that? I love his teeth.


Originally posted by nycwriters
http://c.myspace.com/00026/77/48/26358477_l.JPG

Oh my goodness this man is beautiful.

[zenbabe]

We bought a fog machine for the Halloween party today!!!

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by nycwriters
http://c.myspace.com/00026/77/48/26358477_l.JPG

Oh my goodness this man is beautiful.

If this is the mnan you were having intellectual sex with last week..........you so lucked out.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by nycwriters
http://c.myspace.com/00026/77/48/26358477_l.JPG

Oh my goodness this man is beautiful.


I want a report on the bottom half of this picture!!!!

[Aphrodite]

I got great news yesterday!

I am not only going to be working on the study for the new diabetic medication.

I am doing the flu shot clinic.
AND
I have now been invited to work on an asthma study. I get to stay in Toronto and stay in a hotel during the conference.

Holy Hanna! Am I actually going to use my degree? Wow! It looks like that $45,000 investment might make me a buck or two.

[bealeblues]

congrats on that 'dite.... :)

[Aphrodite]

Why thank you Beale.

I am very excited about it. I now have 8 ongoing clients and will be giving flu shots at the flu shot clinic. Oh and we are sharing our flu shot supply with Americans who need it. They are coming over in droves to pay $50 a shot. It even made the news.

I can't wait to be in on the ground floor of the asthma clinic.

I hope you enjoy doing the interviews. It is fun to be on the other side of the desk.

[trisherina]

Could someone come by and give me a good round of chest physio?

[dinzdale]

:)

[bealeblues]

the interviews should be fun 'dite.... the first one of the group is a former stewardess.

true story. how could i make that up?

[trisherina]

Ask her what the three things you learn in co-pilot school are.

Correct answer:
"Nice landing, sir."
"Musta been a gust, sir."
"I'll take the ugly one, sir."

[bealeblues]

i have lots of interesting questions for her. lots. granted, most of them are at the prodding of the other lawyer here who hates her with every fiber of her being, but questions nonetheless.

[dinzdale]

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" is a good start......

[bealeblues]

that's question 4

[Malmal11787]

:p I am a high school senior and i play varsity badminton. i know, badminton. i get alot of hype for it, but i get to hit a shuttlecock around!

[dinzdale]

There was this time once, at bandcamp.........

[daverbee]

Originally posted by nycwriters
This is a little over the top for a emailed invoice message no?

Thank you for ordering from PETCO.com! As a group of pet lovers dedicated to making life better for pets and their people, we are delighted to have the chance to provide you with the items you ordered. Your purchase information appears below.

I think the word "delighted" in reference to kitty litter purchase threw me. I bet they aren't half as thrilled as the cats will be.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
If this is the mnan you were having intellectual sex with last week..........you so lucked out.

No dear. Sadly. No.

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I got great news yesterday!

I am not only going to be working on the study for the new diabetic medication.

I am doing the flu shot clinic.
AND
I have now been invited to work on an asthma study. I get to stay in Toronto and stay in a hotel during the conference.

Holy Hanna! Am I actually going to use my degree? Wow! It looks like that $45,000 investment might make me a buck or two.

Can't think of anyone more deserving.

Congrats m'dear! :D

[nycwriters]

I'm loving this (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?threadid=6569)

[Frieda]

muhaha they are making plans to ban SUVs and jeeps from the cities :D this is going to be a great show :D

[zenbabe]

I wish they would do that here!

[melissa]

My friend got 2 free tickets to see Bono lecture about world affairs tonight! I get to go with her. I hope I like it.

[drivinmissdaisy]

One of my friends is a real estate agent. Another friend is looking for a building to open a "piano bar". I set them up and 're agent' has been spending a lot of time looking for a building for 'piano man's bar.

Perfect building prospect found by 'piano man's' bf's client (evil agent).

'piano man' has decided to go with the 'evil agent'

I feel bad for 'agent' for spening all of this time working for 'piano man' without getting paid. But I really want it to work out for 'piano man', and it was strictly a business decision.

Don't want to take sides but 'piano man' is going ask me about it tonight.

How should I handle?

[melissa]

Is it a date? Do you want to go on a date with him?

[drivinmissdaisy]

no, gay neighbor (piano man), and good friend (agent). So will see gn when he get home from work and comes over to talk to me about it

[drivinmissdaisy]

Dave Chapelle is on 60 minutes right now.

[lapietra]

i have a red dot on my head.

my cats have not commented.

[chuckie egg]

this cough is giving me a six pack

this kind...
http://www.bk-sportsmag.se/athletic_fitness/2002/sm-kval/laroussi_visar_garna_sitt_six_pack.jpg

[Frieda]

oh my god! i think my physiotherapist actually broke my back!! :eek: the pain!! :eek:

[dinzdale]

Probably

[nycwriters]

I have a date Saturday. :o

[Frieda]

a date with? the dark haired god?

[trisherina]

Dish! DISH! Who is it? I hope he likes your shoes. ;)

[nycwriters]

Which ones should I wear?!!! Oh, decisions, decisions!

No Frieda, not the beautiful boy.

But this one's not bad either. ;)

[Frieda]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Which ones should I wear?!!! Oh, decisions, decisions!

No Frieda, not the beautiful boy.

But this one's not bad either. ;)
:D specs! details! :D

[nycwriters]

I don't want to talk too much about it -- you never know with these things. But he works in film and teaches photography.

[trisherina]

My favourites are the lace up boots.

[melissa]

I hope you have fun on your date!! Tell us all about it!

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by trisherina
My favourites are the lace up boots.

As luck would have it, I'm wearing those today! :)

They're a lot higher than I expected though ... thick stacked heel or no.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Aphrodite
I got great news yesterday!

I am not only going to be working on the study for the new diabetic medication.

I am doing the flu shot clinic.
AND
I have now been invited to work on an asthma study. I get to stay in Toronto and stay in a hotel during the conference.

Holy Hanna! Am I actually going to use my degree? Wow! It looks like that $45,000 investment might make me a buck or two. Wow, how wonderful!!! :D Congratulations!

[drivinmissdaisy]

I think I am in that overly tired stage. Nyquil here I come.

[Aphrodite]

That is great NYC.

Did you decide where to go yet?

Please feel free to tell us as many details as you can. ;)

Just remember to wear something that can hide a drop of wine or order food that matches your outfit, just in case. :D :D :D

[nycwriters]

Ha! I love you guys! Truly. :D

You're all worried about clothing and food dilemmas.

I'm more concerned about whether he'll be an octopus (men are horribly forward here) or have some devastating social problem.

[madasacutsnake]

You could go on the offensive and be devastating yourself. You know, when you meet up, grab him by the balls and say "What have we here?". Then at dinner, snort food so that it comes out of your nose and spontaneously say "suction" every now and again, then deny that you did.

[nycwriters]

Hahahahahahaha ... that's fantastic!

Unfortunately I think it's going to be something far more casual, like drinks. .

[trisherina]

Originally posted by madasacutsnake
You could go on the offensive and be devastating yourself. You know, when you meet up, grab him by the balls and say "What have we here?". Then at dinner, snort food so that it comes out of your nose and spontaneously say "suction" every now and again, then deny that you did.
Suction! (wiping eyes)

[Hermione]

NYC that's great!! I hope you have a really great time!

I got a B+ on my Peace Studies midterm.. I'm a little bitter. My grades are slipping.

I met a guy whose gf is on the Swan.

[nycwriters]

Surbhi next time. Don't sweat it. Kick butt next time, just give yourself time to do the reading -- and find that group of four to divvy up the work!

As for my, er, adventure ... I'm not holding my breath. At least it'll mean a stroll out of my apartment. Fresh air is good, no?

[tsunamimom]

One of my cats likes to sit on the computer...

<img src="http://people.delphiforums.com/TSUNAMIMOM/misty.jpg" width="288" height="216" border="0" alt="">

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by tsunamimom
One of my cats likes to shit on the computer...


pardon?!

[Frieda]

can someone bring me more walls and desks to bang my head on?

[daverbee]

Only if you tell us why you need them. Gotta make sure destroying walls and desks has a good reason...

[Frieda]

i'd like to destroy my head.. i am an idiot!

[Clytie]

its not your fault...its the environment!


A chemical in your workplace could be responsible. Or have you come into contact with something - some people are very sensitive to certain plants and flowers. Nickel in spectacle frames can cause redness around the eyes and ears.

[zenbabe]

dammit, new people just moved into the condo that can see right down into my patio!

Maybe I will plant some bamboo...

[melissa]

No more naked sunbathing!!!:eek:

[daverbee]

Get the most lifelike mannequin you can find and dismember it when you know they're watching. Look up at them and wave as if it's normal behavior...

[Frieda]

Originally posted by daverbee
Get the most lifelike mannequin you can find and dismember it WITH A CHAINSAW when you know they're watching. Look up at them and wave as if it's normal behavior...

[moel]

john> hey bro what is up?

simon> not much dude. want to enjoy some foosball?

john> ok

[nycwriters]

Originally posted by melissa
No more naked sunbathing!!!:eek:

Like that would stop her.

[melissa]

That's my kind of girl!!

[melissa]

I just got a new mouse from our IT guys!!

[Frieda]

bring them candy and make friends, they read your email!

[melissa]

Good to know, Frieda!! Do they also see what I post here?

[Frieda]

only if they really don't have anything better to do :D

[melissa]

Hi John and William!!

*waves*

[Frieda]

hi melissa's IT guys! :)

[moel]

there is no reality except the one contained within us. that is why so many people live such an unreal life. they take the images outside them for reality and never let the world within assert itself. you can be happy that way. but once you know the other interpretation you no longer have the choice of following the crowd

mental monism is not solipsist

"but", the long-suffering reader asks, "why do you bother trying to tell anyone about mental monism? according to your theory, nobody else exists except you. in effect, you're just talking to yourself." not so. the theory says only that other people's bodies do not exist. it says nothing about their minds. as far as the theory goes, other people's minds may or may not exist. personally, i believe that they do exist: i should be surprised if the common-sense view that every human has a (real) mind were mistaken. but the reader insists: "hypocrisy! you said that don't believe in the material world because your contact with it is mediated by your senses, which you don't trust for some reason. but your contact with other minds is at one further remove. you cannot see or touch another person's mind, can you? you can merely infer the existence of other minds from people's overt behaviour. therefore, you should be even more sceptical of other minds than you are of the physical world." alas, the gentle reader has missed one crucial point. although i myself have no direct contact with other minds, those minds themselves do, if they exist. For instance, you know that your own mind exists, because you have direct and indubitable experience of its contents. each mind that exists can have an awareness of its own existence. therefore such minds cannot be fictions. this is in marked contrast to the physical world, for nobody can ever have direct experience of it.solipsism, which is the theory that only i exist (or, from your point of view, that only you exist) may or may not be true. but it gains no support from mental monism.

[lapietra]

even cheap banana chips are pretty tasty.

[madasacutsnake]

That ciggy was a bad idea because now I want lasagne.

[nycwriters]

Uh what kind of ciggie was that Mad?! ;)

[zenbabe]

I like those kinds of ciggies!

[Coffee]

mmmm, herbal ciggarettes.

ever tried those Clove thingys?...ick.

But anytime is a great time for Lasagne

errr...i'm a dumbass, Lasagne is one of my favorite foods, and I've never made it....perhaps I will have a smoke and consider it. ;)

[Hermione]

I got Gmail!

I need to write a review on the older version of the Manchurian Candidate.. I didn't even watch it.

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Uh what kind of ciggie was that Mad?! ;)

*rolls eyes*

Jaysus.

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by surbhi
I got Gmail!

I need to write a review on the older version of the Manchurian Candidate.. I didn't even watch it.

I didn't read any of the required texts when I did matric, just bought those study guides and memorised them and some quotes. Got 19/20.

[Frieda]

ah ooooooh ohohohoh

[daverbee]

Move slowly, Frieda, and use crutches if you need to...

Edited to add: This is, of course, assuming the Ohh's and Ooh's are from pain...

[Frieda]

;)

[melissa]

I'm craving a banana split.

[tsunamimom]

My minivan has mold growing on the carpet...

[moel]

when was the last time someone made YOU a quilt?

[fodder]

aw moelie's still nostalgic

[moel]

expand on that statement

[fodder]

fer the board!!! tway twas!!!

[moel]

and quilts

ss?

[fodder]

so, what's been going on lately

[moel]

amanda picked me some apples

[fodder]

that all depends if they were green or red

[moel]

bright red

[fodder]

devil!!!!!!!!

i always eat a green apple on the way home from the gym

[moel]

NO

[Hermione]

Well people..

The board has made me very sad today. I am going to be taking a break from it. I have a lot going on in the next few weeks and I just spend way too much time here. I will be periodically lurking to see what's going on.. but don't expect me to post anything for awhile.

I love you all!!

surbhi xoxo

[moel]

SURBHIIIII!

[madasacutsnake]

Surbhi. I'm over in the stoner thread. Come share some green.

[FormicaAnt]

i'm not clever enough to be random. is it ok if i be pseudo-random instead?

[lapietra]

*yawn*

[melissa]

I want new shoes.

maybe I'll like these? (http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/clogsnmore.safeshopper.com/images/bx0pmfyj.jpg)

[Zaftig]

I hate going to the obgyn. Especially when they need to do a biopsy. :(

[melissa]

oh, yeah. That does suck. I'm so sorry. I hope they don't find anything too unusual.

[trisherina]

I hope this will make you smile: you know what they say, just lie on your back and think of England.
http://home.pacbell.net/ggraphix/Pictures/misc/HattedDinz.jpg

[dinzdale]

That's nice.

[bealeblues]

that's quite possibly the funniest fvcking thing i've seen in just about forever....

[melissa]

I wish the roller ball in my mouse could double as a bouncy ball.

[Zaftig]

Thanks Melissa! Now it's wait and see!

Trisher. . I saw that just before I left and was freaking cracking up!!! Thanks for the definately needed laughter.

So on top of waiting for results I now have to get minor surgery on my head on friday for something else! :rolleyes:

[moel]

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY IM GOING TO BED I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU"RE THE GREATEST YOU GOT MY NUMBER IF YOU NEED IT IM HERE FOR YOU HAHA US MONKEYS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER LOL MONKEYS ROFL OHOH HOPE I DONT DRINK TOO MUCH THEN POST HAHA NO

[moel]

alright i'm sorry

[priceyfatprude]

Beverly Hills Cop 2 is on.

[tsunamimom]

Originally posted by Zaftig
So on top of waiting for results I now have to get minor surgery on my head on friday for something else! :rolleyes:

Hope all goes well; you could cheer yourself up with a new hat!

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by tsunamimom
Hope all goes well; you could cheer yourself up with a new hat!

There ya go! Great idea, friday is payday!

[madasacutsnake]

Originally posted by trisherina
I hope this will make you smile: you know what they say, just lie on your back and think of England.
http://home.pacbell.net/ggraphix/Pictures/misc/HattedDinz.jpg

If I were lying on my back with my legs akimbo this is the last thing I would hope to think of.

[Clytie]

Originally posted by surbhi
Well people..

The board has made me very sad today. I am going to be taking a break from it. I have a lot going on in the next few weeks and I just spend way too much time here. I will be periodically lurking to see what's going on.. but don't expect me to post anything for awhile.

I love you all!!

surbhi xoxo

aweeeeeeee surbhi!!!!!!

*hugs*

[rmr]

I'm gonna get naked in a minute

[Gatsby]

Can we watch?

[rmr]

of course

[Gatsby]

The guy sitting next to me in the library just farted out loud.

And someone's laptop keeps making error noises.

FVCKNG MUTE IT ALREADY!!!

[rmr]

I only care about three things: the Catholic Church, swimming and dancing, and I had to give them up.

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by GatsbyGirl
The guy sitting next to me in the library just farted out loud.


HAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! That's freaking hilarious! I'm sorry but it is too funny. I told Sim last night that if he doesn't start making an effort to at least diguise his huge belches in restaurants I'm going to start ripping farts right out in the open in public to see how he feels. Sometimes I feel like I'm married to a 2 year old.

[Spicy Jack]

OMG IT IS POURING AND THE WINDOWS ARE RATTLING!


*hides under bed*

[Gatsby]

I loooove rain. But we don't get enough of it here so it's something to be appreciated.

It rained last night.

[melissa]

I'm looking for my lost winter hat (which I think is in my house b/c I don't remember wanting it but not having it, until now) and deep in my closet I found an old pair of moldy shoes. They were really cute chunky mary-janes when they were new, but now they are not cute at all.

[trisherina]

We spend an average of 16 minutes a day looking for lost objects.

[melissa]

I'm such a creature of habit, that I very rarely lose things. So, I guess I'm making up for lost time. (hah)

[melissa]

I don't know where else to look. My house isn't that big...I've looked in all the very obvious places and in all the random places I could think of. I really want my winter hat.

[topcat]

buy a new hat from coffee

[Zaftig]

Someone just really annoyed me and pushed the button of caring about an issue that I never cared about before. Oh well!

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Zaftig
Someone just really annoyed me and pushed the button of caring about an issue that I never cared about before. Oh well!
It was my post about Richard Simmons, wasn't it?
I'm sorrry, but I stand by my post.:p

[melissa]

Was it that I started a theme of the day thread and didn't give you credit? That was wrong. I'm sorry.

[trisherina]

OH MY GOD! Is that YOUR Uncle Harry, too?

[Zaftig]

All three of you have crippled me for the day, and Spicy Jack, Dinz, and dav, just cause. . . *storms off* :p

[trisherina]

It was Avalon's fault. She was standing closest!

[Avalon]

Hey!! I didn't mean to..my heel broke off and I was thirsty and I had to go to the bathroom and ...look!! a kitty!!

[Zaftig]

She seems distracted. . .and I think she has gas :p

[Avalon]

Wasn't me!!:o
*runs out of the room*

[melissa]

*sniffsniff*


That wasn't me.

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Zaftig
All three of you have crippled me for the day, and Spicy Jack, Dinz, and dav, just cause. . . *storms off* :p

*looks around*

what did I do? I AM INNOCENT I TELL YOU!

*shuffles off to Buffalo*

*jazz hands*

[Zaftig]

The guilty always think they're innocent. . .Let's see your Timesteps Spicy!

[Spicy Jack]

*STOMP hop shuffle STEP falap step STOMP*

[Zaftig]

OK, give me a shuffle dig and your so on my good side again.

[Spicy Jack]

*clip clop* *clip clop*



*looks around for spotlight*



*shrugs*

[Zaftig]

*claps from the dark audience* MARVELOUS DARLING! MARVELOUS!

[Spicy Jack]

*bows*

[dinzdale]

Get 'em off:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Get 'em off:eek:

you are doing what?