This is the thread where everyone is random.

[daverbee]

Our lab director put a sign on the bulletin board for a baby grand piano she wants to sell.
I want it but got nowhere to put it, no money to buy it, and no piano playing abilities.
Oh, well...

[Spicy Jack]

aw...i know the feeling. "stuff you don't need but have to have"

[Spicy Jack]

I just ate a whole bag of Jalapeno Potato Chips and now my mouth tastes like dirt and burnt tires. Anyone else?

[Spicy Jack]

killing threads everywhere DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOO

[topcat]

everyday i go through life thinking i am missing something

[Hermione]

I had this bag of jalapeno chips at quizno's once.. they were good. I don't care for quizno's though.. i'm a subway girl.

I got an A- on my political philosophy paper yo :)

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I just ate a whole bag of Jalapeno Potato Chips and now my mouth tastes like dirt and burnt tires. Anyone else?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by surbhi
I got an A- on my political philosophy paper yo :)

Right ON surbhi, congrats!!!

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
aw...i know the feeling. "stuff you don't need but have to have"
Errr, no. "stuff you don't need but have to have" are things like Tweety Bird shoe laces, super fancy gardening gloves, kiwi flavored tooth paste...

A baby grand piano (when you don't have room/money or any piano skills) falls into a whole other category w/underlying psychological concerns. :D

[Audreyvgs]

Originally posted by topcat
everyday i go through life thinking i am missing something


My son too, thats why he never wants to go to bed. Are you an Aries?

[chuckie egg]

my photobucket isnt working... sorry

[Klynne]

What are you growing Chuckie?

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Magpie
Errr, no. "stuff you don't need but have to have" are things like Tweety Bird shoe laces, super fancy gardening gloves, kiwi flavored tooth paste...

A baby grand piano (when you don't have room/money or any piano skills) falls into a whole other category w/underlying psychological concerns. :D Which leads us to the conclusion that sometimes a baby grand piano is just a baby grand piano.

does that make sense?

[topcat]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
My son too, thats why he never wants to go to bed. Are you an Aries?
thats freaky. i am 3/31

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by daverbee
Which leads us to the conclusion that sometimes a baby grand piano is just a baby grand piano.

does that make sense?

A rose is a rose is a rose. :p

[daverbee]

I need to go to the fitness center at lunch but I'm so hungry I can't stand it! Maybe I'll go after work. At least that's what I'm gonna tell myself...

[Klynne]

Daver, I am struggling with the same thing you are. Except I am so tired I don't want to go.

[Spicy Jack]

Hmmmm....I've said that for 6 years now. Nothing. Still nothing. :( Maybe tomorrow!

[Zaftig]

OK, I was just looking through ebay to get some gauges on prices for things and I looked up "crock pot." In return I was asked, "Did you mean crackpot?" Hello!?! Are crackpots more popular than crockpots??

[Spicy Jack]

people still use crockpots? crockpots scare me.

[Zaftig]

My mil gave me this cook book for slow cook/crock pot meals. They look really good and there's like no effort. I want to try some but I don't even have a crock pot.

[Spicy Jack]

they are pretty cheap like at wal-mart or target or wherever.

[Zaftig]

Yeah, I'm on a mission today to go to walmart and buy new sheets and a comforter for our soon arriving king size bed. I'll have to check it out. Then again everything is freaking expensive here in the boondocks. Back home in CT you could get a deep fryer for under $20. The cheapest one at Walmart here was $80. Refreakingdiculous.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
people still use crockpots? crockpots scare me.

crackpots scare me

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
My mil gave me this cook book for slow cook/crock pot meals. They look really good and there's like no effort. I want to try some but I don't even have a crock pot.

I am going to cook a pork roast in my crackpot, errr I mean crock pot this weekend.

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
I am going to cook a pork roast in my crackpot, errr I mean crock pot this weekend.
Now you're just making me jealous. :p

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Zaftig
Yeah, I'm on a mission today to go to walmart and buy new sheets and a comforter for our soon arriving king size bed. I'll have to check it out. Then again everything is freaking expensive here in the boondocks. Back home in CT you could get a deep fryer for under $20. The cheapest one at Walmart here was $80. Refreakingdiculous.

Really? Holy poop! I thought that was the beauty of Wal-mart - that no matter where you were the prices were always cheap. Pfft. That sucks. I was all excited when I went to the Wally's in Kona, HI because they had mainland prices. Then again maybe it is because you are in Canada and wally's is an "american" store. I have no idea really. I am just making this all up.

[Klynne]

Awww, I am sorry Zaf. I will mail you some of the leftovers;)

[trisherina]

OK so ratlet downloaded a screen saver to my computer while I was at work (and she KNOWS better), and I've removed all the icky programs and I've run Spybot and Ad-Aware and everything that shouldn't be installed, and I'm STILL getting the odd popup when I open my browser, and I have Google popup blocker to boot. (sigh)

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
Awww, I am sorry Zaf. I will mail you some of the leftovers;)
How sweet! I'll be waiting at the post office!




Trish, that sucks, but there's nothing like stating the obvious. I feel for ya.

[melissa]

I'm so extra caffeinated, I can hardly see!!!!

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Klynne
Daver, I am struggling with the same thing you are. Except I am so tired I don't want to go. Not only did I go to the fitness center, I also had lunch!
Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Brownies for dessert! Mmmmmmm!
(Medical Records had an open house. All I had to do for free lunch is hit the dart board three times. Piece o' cake!)

[Spicy Jack]

Coffee make me militant.

[Spicy Jack]

...no...just awesomer.

AWESOMER AWESOMNIMITY!

DO YOU HEAR ME?!

DO YOU?!!!!???!!!

[Frieda]

i'm very pleased that celine dion doesn't sing in her new perfume commercial :)

[daverbee]

Awesome ostentational awesomniminal awesomenimity!

[daverbee]

Originally posted by Frieda
i'm very pleased that celine dion doesn't sing in her new perfume commercial :) We can all be thankful for that.
Now if she'll just not appear in her next perfume commercial we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief.

[lapietra]

*sigh*

someone just brought around free Krispy Kreme doughnuts...

Is there anything more delicious than a fresh warm Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut? :)

[Frieda]

http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/Apr1994.jpg

[Zaftig]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY!!! IT WAS SHOPPING HELL TODAY!!!

I was tempted but I didn't even buy anything for me. Well groceries, but that doesn't count. :(

I did get 2 out of four nephews taken care of for Christmas and got the wrapping paper and bows and crap! :D

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND HOLY!!! IT WAS SHOPPING HELL TODAY!!!

I was tempted but I didn't even buy anything for me. Well groceries, but that doesn't count. :(

I did get 2 out of four nephews taken care of for Christmas and got the wrapping paper and bows and crap! :D

Good going!

[Zaftig]

Thanks Klynne! Oh and after all that crackpot talk this morning I didn't even look at them! There was like 10 people crammed with carts in that isle. I was ready to go people bowling.

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Zaftig
Thanks Klynne! Oh and after all that crackpot talk this morning I didn't even look at them! There was like 10 people crammed with carts in that isle. I was ready to go people bowling.

My brother and I use to Christmas shop together. We would first have lunch, and then several drinks. It made us much more relaxed about the crowd. It also made decisions about what to purchase a lot easier. After we would sober up, and get home and look at our purchases, we would be like WTF did we buy? We still had fun.

[Coffee]

Update:

Aftermath, report on the first day of the craft faire. I sold one hat, 5 note cards, and two drink coasters. I have made 1/2 of my fair entry fee back so far.

I'm not feeling too bad about it though, every vendor there said it was very slow for them today. Not surprising since it was a Friday and people were working. those that attend this fair every year say that Saturday and Sunday are much better for sales.

The worst part is that one of our neighbors is selling these super cheap 3D lazer etched "designs in crystal" junk...I think they are stupid as fvck, since I hate "stuff to put on shelfs and look pretty stuff"...but people seem to LOVE them and walk right by our table...:mad:. Mad because it was supposed to be a fair with only "Hand made crafts"...WTF did they let some dude with $5.00 mass produced in China shit into the fair??? :mad:

On the plus side, I met lots of really nice folks, fellow vendors, who were complimentary about my stock and who had lots of good advice regarding pricing and other good local fairs to attend.

The lady I am splitting table space with, Maya, is REALLY cool and our neighbors are all very nice too. It was a very pleasant day overall...although mostly kind of boring.

OMG, and the kids there were super cute. Several young girls (10-16 yo's) loved my hats and were trying them on and goofing around...unfortunatly they were not BUYING them :(. Also very cute was an interesting phenomenom that EVERY child under 4 years old could not stop staring at me and smiling...it was kind of freaky, but in a very cute way. Since I am very much in a "whoa kids are super cute" mode it made for lots of laughs for Maya and I once we realized that it was going on. We were all, "look, here comes another...yep...he/she is staring at you" :D :D :D.

Looking forward to tommorow...the longest day of the fair.

Good night folks...I'm calling it a night....beer, dinner, and bed are calling my name...in that order.

[melissa]

Coffee! I'm so glad to hear that you've sold a hat! :D I hope that you sell 20 more in the next 2 days. Keep us posted!

[Audreyvgs]

Absolutely!

[zenbabe]

I somehow managed to add myself to my buddy list on YIM, now, it tells me when I am online, that is handy. I can also send myself an instant message if I need to remind myself of anything.

[Hermione]

I saw Turandot last night. It was soo beautiful!! I loved it!

[beckstra]

Mikey's lost some of his athleticism.

[Clytie]

fopr some reason Chuck is short for Charles

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by Klynne
My brother and I use to Christmas shop together. We would first have lunch, and then several drinks. It made us much more relaxed about the crowd. It also made decisions about what to purchase a lot easier. After we would sober up, and get home and look at our purchases, we would be like WTF did we buy? We still had fun.

I took Sim to Wally world Sat. It was our last place to look at bedding. I had already been there on Friday but they didn't really have anything. So as we entered and I could feel Sim's irritation shoot to 100% I had to act quick, I told him your Christmas shopping methods. He cracked up and said he wanted to go Christmas shopping with you and your brother. :D

[Frieda]

2 more weeks :(

and also

14 hours left till HL2 :)

[Spicy Jack]

i saw napolean dynamite.

[Clytie]

i went to the screening loved every second of it

"GEEEZ! i made a thousand of those at camp last summer"

"yer jusst jealousss becaussse ive been chatting online to babesss all day"

[Clytie]

the patient in bed 30 - his family- just brought us a huge bag of chicklets...in a ziplock bag of hugeness

[Coffee]

Coffee's Crafting adventure update:

Well the craft is over and I made my show costs back...but not through hat sales...I only sold one hat to my mom... :( .
What saved me was bringing my train t-shirts for day 2 and 3...I sold enough to make a small profit.

The other vendors were VERY encouraging and tell me not to lose heart. The venue was just way wrong for my HIP HATS. I need to pursue street fairs and music festivals that draw hipper crowds. This "holiday craft faire" was a Grandma and conservative old dudes magnet...not the crowd for my hats...but enough of them were rail fans and bought enough t's and mugs that I at least didn't lose money on the show.

I made some new friends amoung the vendors (very very very VERY nice people), learned alot about craft fairs/proffesional crafting, and got great leads for fabric suppliers in the area and other good shows for me to attend...plus I traded some of my t-shirts and mugs for some cool stuff from other vendors (hand made soap, some neat fabirc throws that I will use as table cloths for future shows) as well as I got some GREAT ideas for other products I can make.

It was a very good weekend despite the low volume of sales.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Coffee
The venue was just way wrong for my HIP HATS.

Normal people with a shred of taste then? :confused:

[Coffee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Normal people with a shred of taste then? :confused:

If you consider the Walmart crowd normal and tasteful...yes.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Coffee
I need to pursue street fairs and music festivals that draw hipper crowds.

Complete wankers ? :confused:

[Coffee]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Complete wankers ? :confused:

I was thinking more along the lines of people that are confident enough in their individuality that they can wear something other than "blend in with the rest of the herd" baseball caps...if that type of person comes out of your label machine as a "complete wanker", then...yes...that will be my customers...complete wankers.

P.S. I'm guessing you are not in either the Marketing or Customer relations fields, nor do you own your own business.

[red]

why does parmesan cheese smell like bad feet and vice versa?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Coffee
I'm guessing you are not in either the Marketing or Customer relations fields, nor do you own your own business.

Correct, you're guessing.

[bealeblues]

LBFM night tonight, bitches!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by red
why does parmesan cheese smell like bad feet and vice versa?

Oh, dear -- I do hope this doesn't mean you've been putting dog crap on your spaghetti! (thinking of son's smelly, nasty sneakers)

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by red
why does parmesan cheese smell like bad feet and vice versa?

if my feet smelt like parmesan cheese, i would chew them off.

i would reconcider your choice of parmesan.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
if my feet smelt like parmesan cheese, i would chew them off.


And if they smelled like Cheddar you would melt them over nachos. :D

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by Coffee
And if they smelled like Cheddar you would melt them over nachos. :D

i'd have nubs.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
i'd have nubs.

I'm not familiar with the term "Nubs"...so I googled image searched it and I'm still pretty confused about what they might be.

I'm pretty sure though, that they don't have anything to do with "Cheese Nubs" :eek:

[Spicy Jack]

Nubs, like stumps, or stubbie.

[Hermione]

I am so bitter. My English Prof. canceled class and didn't even tell us. :mad: I went there and found a stupid note taped to the door

[madasacutsnake]

if that type of person comes out of your label machine as a "complete wanker", then...yes...that will be my customers...complete wankers.

Do you have a brand name yet? Branding is everything. I think Complete Wanker is nice, or shorten it to Canker.

[topcat]

i miss nyc. and nyc if you see this i think i am going to nyc on weds

[drivinmissdaisy]

http://duckman.pettho.com/characters/daisy.jpg

[rmr]

it's so fvcking hot in here.....i seriously think i might pass out

[bealeblues]

turn your furnace off moron

[rmr]

i can't

that's the problem dumb dumb

[topcat]

it getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes

[drivinmissdaisy]

I wish it was cold here. I want to light a fire.

[bealeblues]

it's neither hot nor cold when you have the LBFM handy....

[drivinmissdaisy]

LBFM next to the fire, even better

[rmr]

^^^ yeah that sounds good

[drivinmissdaisy]

I drink my wine and ya'll can have your LBFM. And if it ever gets cold enough here to do that, we will. But things aren't looking too good.

[rmr]

or we could sit in my apartment and it would only feel like there was a fire

[bealeblues]

JOJOJOJOJ

TURN DOWN THE FURNACE

[rmr]

I CAN'T

WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME

I have the windows opened and it's still ON FIRE in here

[bealeblues]

i'm hearing you, i just think there's some way you can TURN DOWN THE FURNACE

you're just on fire because you've got religion now. dont even think of pushing that on me either, you jehovah witness. you know how simon reacted to them last year

[drivinmissdaisy]

Don't do it because chances are you will fool with it and fool with it and end up breaking it, then when it is really cold you won't be able to turn it on.

[rmr]

oh crap where's that thread......i miss those days

[bealeblues]

i think that was the funniest shit i've ever read on this board. simon and the jehovah witnesses.

GO AHEAD, TURN DOWN YOUR FURNACE. DON'T LISTEN TO MISS DAISY.

[rmr]

uh no

i can't

i told you that before but you seem to be listening but not HEARING ME

[bealeblues]

it all sounds the same to me. go ahead and turn down your furnace and you'll be more comfortable

[rmr]

you're really starting to bother me with your nonsense

i like charo -- she's a very cool person

[Coffee]

Re: "Brilliance"

"It's better to light a candle then to curse the darkness."

-Carl Sagan.

+++++++++++++++++++

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."

-Ben Franklin


+++++++++++++++++++

"Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach"

-Albert Einstein

[rmr]

^^what he said

[Coffee]

^^^ which one?

[topcat]

should i start a thread " avoid the black guy" ?

[sparticle]

^^Why the heck would you do that?!?

[Coffee]

ARRRRGHHHHHH.

I'm getting a sore throat.

One of the benefits of working at home is I don't get exposed to many illnesses. The craft fair "exposed" me to thousands of people...grrrr...someone got me sick. Damn Damn Damn Damn.

[Zaftig]

Originally posted by topcat
should i start a thread " avoid the black guy" ?

I thought you were a spic?? :p :D

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Coffee
ARRRRGHHHHHH.

I'm getting a sore throat.

One of the benefits of working at home is I don't get exposed to many illnesses. The craft fair "exposed" me to thousands of people...grrrr...someone got me sick. Damn Damn Damn Damn.
get some of this: <a href=http://www.airbornehealth.com/main.html> <img src='http://zefrank.com/bulletin/attachment.php?s=&postid=228170'></a>

[Coffee]

What??? It was probably something Airborne that got me sick.

You trying to kill me?

[funkytuba]

*click*
*ignore the annoying voice*
*get informed*
*go to trader joes*
*get the little tube of tablets*
*dissolve one in water*
*try to gulp it down without tasting the chalky orangey ookiness*
*feel better afterward*

[sparticle]

Yeah, but does it work? I'm skeptical because Kevin Costner endorsed it. :p

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by sparticle
Yeah, but does it work? I'm skeptical because Kevin Costner endorsed it. :p
We use it here at the Funky Household. Works quite well--you just have to be in tune with your body and take it very early in the cold process.

[sparticle]

Does it have zinc? Zinc actually does work if you take it early enough.

Wonder if we could buy it around here.

Of course, I'm too mean to get sick anyway. But I want them all to stay healthy so they'll leave me alone. :cool:

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by sparticle
Yeah, but does it work? I'm skeptical because Kevin Costner endorsed it. :p

What a fifteen million dollar commercial?

[Clytie]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/063002/zero-pages.gif

[Zaftig]

They had a whole Oprah segment on entrepenuers that made it big. Airborne was included. I guess the celebrities swear by it. Thing that's cool is even though they've gotten so big the 3 people that started it still manage to run everything themselves.

[sparticle]

I promise that if Kevin Costner starts yapping about my work on national TV and radio and I become an overnight sensation I will manage everything by myself. Just like I always did, and I will not forget the Little People.

[melissa]

I just bought some due to my upcoming airplane trip. I sure don't want to get sick over Thanksgiving weekend.

[Spicy Jack]

I had a bowl of tuna from the can for lunch.

<<<<<<----- someone hasen't gone grocery shopping in a while.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by Zaftig
I thought you were a spic?? :p :D
That would make TC a Blacksican

[melissa]

One of my co-workers (who I really don't like) just said "predickerment" instead of predicament in business call.

[Spicy Jack]

i could go for a nap right now

[melissa]

A nap sounds perfect.

[rmr]

naps are nice

[Frieda]

usually i nap for an hour or 4 during the night when it's dark, very soothing, i can recommend it to all of you!

[Spicy Jack]

virgin cheese (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

[Frieda]

Current bid: US $15,433.68
:eek:

[Spicy Jack]

i'm gonna put up a few of my grilled cheese sandwiches with jalapenos and see what i can get for them.

[dinzdale]

What a complete load of BOLLOCKS. :mad:

[Klynne]

Originally posted by melissa
One of my co-workers (who I really don't like) just said "predickerment" instead of predicament in business call.

We had an office director that use to make us cringe. Instead of saying specifically, should would say pacifically. Fiscal year for her was physical year. She made over $100,000 a year....

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dinzdale
What a complete load of BOLLOCKS. :mad:
bollocks worth 15,000 dollars.. fvcking hell!

[Coffee]

OMFG...people are actually bidding thousands of dollars on a 10 year old grilled cheese sandwich.

If I wasn't so shocked at the stupidity of, well, those who have faith in miracles/culpability to Cons...I'd be laughing my ass off right now.

I wonder if I can make a "sacred bleeding heart of Jesus in a pancake"?

Jesus.

[melissa]

If you wrapped it in bacon, I bet it would taste really good!

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
virgin cheese (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5535890757&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW)

well...its now up to $99,999,999.00 for the Greta Garbo (it looks more like Garbo than the Virgin Mary to me) Griilled cheese sando...the bids have maxed out ebay's digit capability. I predict a few retracted bids by the end of the auction.

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Coffee
well...its now up to $99,999,999.00 for the Greta Garbo (it looks more like Garbo than the Virgin Mary to me)

That's what I said to my daughter. Greta Garbo wouldn't have made as much money. I don't figure the virgin mary to have mascara and lipstick, or the hairdo.

[Coffee]

ROFL...people are spoofing it now.

Almost grilled cheese virgin mary (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536144460&rd=1)

another (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5536144775&rd=1)


Omg...will the miracles never cease...now she has appeared in Stove top stuffing.
http://i22.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/d9/42/ad_1_b.JPG

http://i19.ebayimg.com/02/i/02/d9/9e/42_1_b.JPG

[Spicy Jack]

so i broke down and went grocery shopping as i was once again down to condiments that even a stoner couldn't put together...

anyhow...it was horrible, as always...and to top it off i think it was "college singles night" in there- the place reeked of cheap fraternity boy cologne and sweaty athletes- So I load up on all the necessities and check out and the lady asks for my Vons card. ****! I left it in the car. Well, mine is about 5 phone numbers ago so I have no clue what phone number to give them, then I try to think of all my friends phone numbers but I don't know them by heart and my phone was in the car for some reason too. ****! So I ask the lady behind me for hers and she said no because she has to save up for something or another and I wasn't gonna tell her she is stupid and just give me the damn card. I look at the cashier with **** you I hate you and you stupid system eyes and tell her this is bullshit. I pay and see "You could have saved $18.78" ****! I make a big ol' scene and storm out to my car. I find the ****ing Vons card and go back for my money putting on another raving tantrum that would rival a jewish grandmother. Anyhow - **** Vons and all the other card programs. It is bullshit.

[Hermione]

*shudders*

SJ.. I loathe Vons.. or is it Ralphs.. either way.. I prefer Pavilions

[Clytie]

there is no I in team...but there is a backwards ME :P

[Avalon]

Threads: 6,666,

hmmmm..someone start a new thread stat.

[rmr]

why are chicks such beeyatchs to each other so often.......what gives :confused:

[topcat]

Originally posted by rmr
why are chicks such beeyatchs to each other so often.......what gives :confused:
penis envy

[Avalon]

Originally posted by topcat
penis envy

It would totally depend on the penis

[rmr]

^^^ *cough* what she said

[Magpie]

Originally posted by rmr
why are chicks such beeyatchs to each other so often.......what gives :confused: Trader!

[Audreyvgs]

and a traitor, too! and toto too!

[rmr]

see -- i'm not that's the point -- i just think chicks can be there own worst enemies...............

[Audreyvgs]

Pecking order, peckerless pecking. thats why.

[bealeblues]

sometimes i really hate songs that i otherwise really like

[rmr]

a hard promise is a hard one

[Hermione]

carrots

[Hermione]

These Naked Juices are sooo good

http://www.nakedjuice.com/files/blend_berryblast.jpg

[Clytie]

mmm naked drinks are great

[bealeblues]

screwdrivers are well fortified with vitamin C

[Avalon]

I used the word "frought" in an actual conversation today.

[Clytie]

i ran over a deer last night... i didnt see it until it was too late... it was in the middle of the road and i was chatting with my brother...and i glanced at the road and thot...hmm thats a big plastic bag and the car in front of me went right over it...and then glancing back again i was like WHOA and them bumpbumpbump i ran it over...

opps

[bealeblues]

that's meat in your freezer

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Clytie
i ran over a deer last night... i didnt see it until it was too late... it was in the middle of the road and i was chatting with my brother...and i glanced at the road and thot...hmm thats a big plastic bag and the car in front of me went right over it...and then glancing back again i was like WHOA and them bumpbumpbump i ran it over...

opps
Yikes, that's a drag Clittie...been there. Here in Colorado your next stop would be Dept of Wildlife for a deer tag then back to your kill for pick up.:rolleyes:

[Spicy Jack]

I'm going to go to lunch. If you need to drop off anything, just leave it on my desk. If there is an emergency, page me and I will get back to you. If not, just leave a post-it note.

[melissa]

I finally got my business cards!!

[Frieda]

my brain hurts like hell!

[Clytie]

this is the 5th deer that has come in contact with my car in the past 4 years!

[trisherina]

What the hell is wrong with me? I am cooking weiner schnitzel for my family!

[Klynne]

Originally posted by Clytie
this is the 5th deer that has come in contact with my car in the past 4 years!

Clytie,

Between my parents, brothers and I we have nailed 13 deer with our cars during the past few years (me, two within a month on the same road). I also hit a turkey last Easter. Hunting season sucks for drivers. Why does hunting season coincide with the rut (for those of you that are in non deer states this means mating season)?

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Klynne
Why does hunting season coincide with the rut (for those of you that are in non deer states this means mating season)?
1) Because that's when they're occupied by other concerns than hunters trying to shoot them--and that makes them easier to shoot
2) The animals are less likely to be preggers
3) They're plumper and more juicy

[Spicy Jack]

On the bag of frozen tater tots:

Hot DOgs, Beans & Tater Casserole
2 cans of pork and beans
5-6 hot dogs
1/2 package of tater tots
1/2 cup of cheese (optional)

mix and bake

OMG! Bonus points to anyone who dares to try this! Wow. Triple bonus points if you serve it at a holiday party!!!

[Frieda]

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama

fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama duck
(http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)

[Avalon]

wow, the board is back up.

[zenbabe]

did it ever go down?

[Avalon]

Kept getting error messages and unable to connect til about noon. Talked to several others who had the same problem; figured it was down today instead of last night..or still down from last night.

[melissa]

I was in the middle of posting last night when it went down. My post got lost and I don't remember what thread it was in...

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack

On the bag of frozen tater tots:



quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hot DOgs, Beans & Tater Casserole
2 cans of pork and beans
5-6 hot dogs
1/2 package of tater tots
1/2 cup of cheese (optional)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


mix and bake

OMG! Bonus points to anyone who dares to try this! Wow. Triple bonus points if you serve it at a holiday party!!!

You wouldn't *dare*. :eek:

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by lapietra
You wouldn't *dare*. :eek:

scarey stuff, huh

[lapietra]

Indeed. :p

[lapietra]

hmmmm... this is a little freezerburnt... maybe more beer will mask the taste...

[melissa]

I'm a little tipsy (more like a little drunk) and I really wish I had a quisadilla in my belly. I have everything to make it, but I don't really feel like eating anything...but it sounds so goooood....

[Hermione]

I was watched Donnie Darko today.. does anyone know the name of the last song?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by surbhi
I was watched Donnie Darko today.. does anyone know the name of the last song?
mad world
the one in the movie is by gary jules, the original by tears for fears
i think

[agentsmith]

yeah, its by gary jules.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Clytie
i ran over a deer last night... i didnt see it until it was too late... it was in the middle of the road and i was chatting with my brother...and i glanced at the road and thot...hmm thats a big plastic bag and the car in front of me went right over it...and then glancing back again i was like WHOA and them bumpbumpbump i ran it over...

opps That's good eating.

Also, a nice blanket.

[Hermione]

Thanks Frieda!! Thanks Agent :):)

Originally posted by Frieda
mad world
the one in the movie is by gary jules, the original by tears for fears
i think

[rmr]

i just heard a song and realized that i still have a crush on my old high school crush bob

and i'm drunk

[moel]

was it free bird?

[rmr]

of course not

why would you ask me something like that

[moel]

because skryd reminded me of lynyrd skynyrd it just seemed logical

[rmr]

BUT IT'S NOT

[moel]

alright what song was it

i watched elf today and thought of you

[rmr]

CONGRATS TO YOU BEING THE BEST COFFEE HOUSE ever

only funny scene in the whole movie

don't you ever compare me with will farrell

i'll win

[moel]

no that wasnt the best part

[Magpie]

Oops! And Dinz thinks women are bad drivers :rolleyes:

Big fat Oops (http://zattevrienden.realroot.be/depanneren.htm)

[Hermione]

how cutee! That could be me in four years!

http://www.law.yale.edu/outside/images/Tour/11.jpg

[xfox]

Today is COFFEE's birthday! May I be the first to say:
For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, and nobody can deny! Hooray!

Many happy returns of the day and from here on may you see many a sunrise, alas I wonder if the night skies are more intriguing to you.

Whatever, I'm not starting a HAPPY BIRTHDAY COFFEE thread, except here, and although it's hardly a random thought, for the record:

Dear Coffee, Happy Birthday to you!

[bealeblues]

yale should've made it more realistic--- no chance anyone in the law school dorm is nearly that happy during school.....

[beckstra]

I think my dad is gay.

Carry on.

[Hermione]

I just found out that this guy I went to high school with is gay.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by beckstra
I think my dad is gay.

Carry on.
wow... what a world this is.. where listening to Kansas automatically labels you as a homosexual.

[laughingbuddha]

yabbayabbadoooooooooo!

[sparticle]

Originally posted by funkytuba
wow... what a world this is.. where listening to Kansas automatically labels you as a homosexual.

Yeah, back in my day, the fact that I loved them labeled me as a nerd.

Oh, wait...it still does. And I still am.

I'm glad they didn't call their one song "We Are But Dust In The Wind." Because it would have been turned by some smartaleck nerd into "We Are Butt Dust In The Wind." And that would have been too bad.

Oh, wait...it just was.

I'm going to bed.

[Magpie]

Originally posted by funkytuba
wow... what a world this is.. where listening to Kansas automatically labels you as a homosexual.
I always suspected that the lyric: "Masquerading as a man with a reason, My charade is the event of the season" was about coming out!

You are so perseptive Funky nutz!

[laughingbuddha]

The last word.

[rmr]

my super stole my jeans, my "i don't do yoga" yoga pants and my dental floss...........i just know he did.

[bealeblues]

for his collage he's making, no question about it.

[rmr]

when i saw him the other day i start screaming "HE PUTS THE LOTION IN THE F*CKING BASKET" and then i looked directly in his eyes and said "I'M ON TO YOU"

[Spicy Jack]

i just ate a whole apple and my body is going into healthy food shock :eek:

[Klynne]

I am waiting for this day to end...

[lapietra]

mmmmmmmmmmater paneer....
yum yum yum... :D

[Frieda]

there it goes

wheels in motion, alea iacta est and blablabla

hope, feel and know

[xfox]

Hi bye, can't stay can't find the goodnight thread. Hi Frieda! Bye Frieda!

[Magpie]

Originally posted by rmr
my super stole my jeans, my "i don't do yoga" yoga pants and my dental floss...........i just know he did. See now, why do we "don't do yoga gals" even call them "yoga pants"? I just debated this w/my sister who mentioned her "yoga pants" the other day...

"When the hell was the last time *you* did yoga?!! Or rather, was there even one time that you did yoga - let alone in your "yoga pants"?!! :rolleyes: They are "stretchy, my butt looks fine pants" sheesh.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Magpie
They are "stretchy, my butt looks fine pants" sheesh.
hrmf...

the only time I ever did yoga I needed "stretchy but muffles the sound and diffuses the smell" pants

[lapietra]

hmmmm... i wonder if i can get to 10,000 by my birthday...

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~bclee/tobypig.gif

[laughingbuddha]

Musashi Miyamoto -- Book of five Rings -- Go rin sho ho

[melissa]

I almost fell asleep on the elliptical trainer tonight. I didn't fall off or anything, but the machine did beep at me. It made me laugh.

[zenbabe]

hahahaha, J is all drunk and smoking a Cohiba outside....a dog just barked at him...hehhahaha...I like it when he gets all silly....:D

[laughingbuddha]

Battle rap brings me bacvk to life

[rmr]

^^^ obviously so do dream cars :rolleyes:

[bealeblues]

our office is again nonfunctional from the presence of lil'beale. not like we did anything around here anyway

[noxxville]

don't forget to stop and get milk.

[Spicy Jack]

i'm eating these:

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Poore-J.jpg

My Breath = Fantastic!!!!!

[Avalon]

I accidently caught Marilyn Manson on Letterman tonight. I am going to soak my eyes in Listerine til morning.

[melissa]

Amazing!! I did the 24-hour Web Check In. I'm so good to board the plane!! Amazing!!

[bealeblues]

originally posted by avalon
I accidently caught Marilyn Manson on Letterman tonight. I am going to soak my eyes in Listerine til morning

holyfvck! i CAN laugh before noon after all

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
i'm eating these:

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Poore-J.jpg

My Breath = Fantastic!!!!!

MMmmmm, I love those - they're extra-crunchy.

[Gatsby]

Oh. Mygod.

I just read the Malarkey thread(s). I guess that all went on right around the time I was coming back ... what's the story on this?? Did anyone ever figure out who he is? The sheer volume is incredible.

http://www.concentric.net/~Dfinley/images/shocked.jpg

[Frieda]

it's you!

[rmr]

^^^what she said:eek:

[Frieda]

try the google image search on "monkey butt"

[rmr]

http://hometown.aol.com/jescam2/images/monkey%20butt%20lj.jpg

[Frieda]

no, not that one

[rmr]

zennie's butt????


http://www.zenmedia.org/Pics/random%20stuff/monkey%20butt.jpg

or the girl with 3 cheeks??

[xfox]

who knows?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rmr
zennie's butt????


http://www.zenmedia.org/Pics/random%20stuff/monkey%20butt.jpg

or the girl with 3 cheeks??
yeah

every goddamn thing i search for on google gives me one of zen's images

even friggin "monkey butt"

[Frieda]

i think the girl with 3 cheeks is zen as well

[SpecialK]

I have been watching the Crossing Jordan marathon on A&E and haven't moved all day.

[Avalon]

Originally posted by SpecialK
I have been watching the Crossing Jordan marathon on A&E and haven't moved all day.

we are doing the traditional Law and Order marathon and eating non stop. :rolleyes:

[Hermione]

i love law and order!

[Frieda]

gloria sezz:

http://www.topthemes.com/music/gloriaestefan2001logo.jpg


loading windows!

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Frieda
yeah

every goddamn thing i search for on google gives me one of zen's images

even friggin "monkey butt"

ahhahahhahaha! really?


http://www.burningchrome.com:8000/mt/stan/images/tri-butt.jpg

[Frieda]

yeah that's you

and i bet that's JT standing behind you

[zenbabe]

He is behind me right now!

[daverbee]

Aud's farm is just as cool as all the pictures show it as being!
Nico, Bink, and everybody here are just as cool as she describes them!
I don't wanna leave!
I strongly recommend all monkeys plan on at least one pilgrimage to Naples for an Aud visit!

[xfox]

I have no doubt Aud's place is spectacular, in spite of the hurricanes blowing through.

I'm going to Denver next week. Any suggestions on what to do with spare time, besides break a leg?

[Hermione]

my hands are cold.

three weeks of school left.

four papers to write

four finals to study for

gus hansen was named one of the sexiest men alive in People.

word

[Hermione]

I just found out that my best friend from England is coming to visit me for Christmas!!!

:) eeee!

[trisherina]

I helped a very nice young woman confound her Women's Studies class. :D

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by xfox
I have no doubt Aud's place is spectacular, in spite of the hurricanes blowing through.

I'm going to Denver next week. Any suggestions on what to do with spare time, besides break a leg? Have some green olives & a rum drink with Thelma. ;)

[xfox]

Where would I find Thelma? Does she do the serving? Any special attraction here?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by xfox
Where would I find Thelma? Does she do the serving? Any special attraction here? She posts here as Magpie. I am Louise, she is Thelma.

Her 3 kids & other child she is raising for her mother in law ( ;) ) keep her busy though.

[xfox]

Thanks for spelling that out for me! I would love to meet Magpie if she's free for a drink! And you too!

[Magpie]

Hey X, what brings you to Denver?

[trisherina]

Spend a couple nights at the Broadmoor!

Rent a WRX STi and race up to Pike's Peak!

Get in some early season skiing!

[priceyfatprude]

Also my 2nd cousin Linda lives in Denver. That is what I would do in Denver.

Visit w/Thelma

Visit w/Linda


In that order. And if I'm having too much fun with Thelma, then screw Linda. :)

[Frieda]

half a cast!

[Zaftig]

We have our new bed!!!!! Stupid people from the furniture store though. I called on Friday to find out when it was coming in because it was delayed. They said monday. I called back yesterday to find out if we could set up delivery to our home and Miss Bubbles cust. serv. rep said "We can't home deliver until Dec. 14. . but did you know your order is all here?" No phone call, nothing to let us know it was all in our location. You'd think they would have called because they have no in store warehouse. Dip shits. So we paid Sim's friend with a case of beer to help us pick up the mattress set and TV and we had our first night in our new bed! It freaking huge! We need GPS tracking to find each other. It goes up to my hip! It's freaking fabulous.

[Audreyvgs]

I think X and Mags should hook up...They both need some diversion.

Mags and X...its way funner meetin other monkeys than you'd think. We forget how much we already know about each other...we know lots. Its always a pleasant surprise. Its easy, like talkin to people you've known a long time.

[xfox]

Originally posted by Magpie
Hey X, what brings you to Denver?

Hey hot stuff. look for a PM!

[dinzdale]

Please stop my fvcking head from singing over and over and over...


Come on board
Come on board
Come on board with the Double Deckers
Tell your friends
You've been riding
On a double double decker London bus

:(

[Frieda]

try this dinz



leaving

on a jetplane

don´t know when i´ll be back again