This is the thread where everyone is random.

[Coffee]

hey coffee and tuba, how is the wrong coast doing?

right now it is wet, cold, and dark.

Howz the correct coast doing Topcat?

[topcat]

right coast is having great wheather. was in the sixties today

[Zaftig]

right now it is wet, cold, and dark.



Let me guess, cold is 60 degrees? :p

[Large Marge]

Let me guess, cold is 60 degrees? :p

Cold is 70 degrees.

*Marge puts on her flip flops, heads out the door.*

[joppa.gal]

I am always flippin' cold.

GOSH! * Napoleon Dynamite*

[chuckie egg]

Its about 40 degrees here today, and WINDY.

[Frieda]

windy as in beer farts or windy as in blowing you off the street when you go outside??

[chuckie egg]

both...... ;)

[red]

I want this snot outta my chest…NOW!

[Large Marge]

I want this snot outta my chest…NOW!


http://img39.exs.cx/img39/3580/snot1gb.jpg

Kinda like this?

You'll be cleaning a face similar in size rather shortly.

[xfox]

justification for being single - an lovin' it! Ok, so nobody will chat with me now, right! As long as you want 'em, ok.

[red]

http://img39.exs.cx/img39/3580/snot1gb.jpg

Kinda like this?

You'll be cleaning a face similar in size rather shortly.

eew.
at least it's not green snot.
ugh.
I'm guessin' I will end up with a much stronger stomach very soon.

[xfox]

okay. Whose baby is that?

[melissa]

Not mine .

[Large Marge]

I *heart*

http://img110.exs.cx/img110/6841/sushi3nc.jpg


And it *hearts* me.

[Large Marge]

I *heart* http://img35.exs.cx/img35/4094/rodneystrong4ff.jpg too

But it gives me gas.

[Large Marge]

okay. Whose baby is that?

It's mine. I have 15 more just like it.

That's why I spend so much time on this message board.

[red]

Man I miss sushi!
After this kid is outta me I want sushi!

[Large Marge]

Man I miss sushi!
After this kid is outta me I want sushi!

You can't eat sushi when you're pregnant?

Is it a bacteria thing?

bummer

[red]

yes, stupid (chance of) listeria thing. It's the same reason I can't have brie, goat cheese and feta. :mad:

[madasacutsnake]

Load of shite. I ate copious amounts of all.

Only thing I didn't do was clean out the litter tray. On account of the listeria risk, you know.

[xfox]

It's mine. I have 15 more just like it.

That's why I spend so much time on this message board.

Why am I having trouble believing you ? If you have 15 kids you wouldn't have ANY time of your own without a nanny.

[Large Marge]

Why am I having trouble believing you ?

Because you're intelligent?

If you have 15 kids you wouldn't have ANY time of your own without a nanny.

I have a nanny. Her name is Kelly Osborne.

[Large Marge]

yes, stupid (chance of) listeria thing. It's the same reason I can't have brie, goat cheese and feta. :mad:

Oh, man, sucks to be you.

Why'd you want to have kids, again?

And is this your first?

[Large Marge]

Load of shite. I ate copious amounts of all.

Only thing I didn't do was clean out the litter tray. On account of the listeria risk, you know.


Oh, suuuuuuure.

[Large Marge]

http://img4.exs.cx/img4/2376/alfranken8oj.jpg

I want to marry this man.

[Clytie]

wishing you were some how here again....

[Large Marge]

wishing you were some how here again....

Al Franken?

[red]

mmm, kolaches

[Clytie]

Al Franken?
no random singing of the phantom...

[rmr]

http://img4.exs.cx/img4/2376/alfranken8oj.jpg

I want to marry this man.

i thought you were a lesbian truck driver

why would you want to marry a man

[funkytuba]

i thought you were a lesbian truck driver

why would you want to marry a man
no, silly

it means she's a driver of lesbian trucks...

[melissa]

I need motivation to go to the gym.

[Large Marge]

I need motivation to go to the gym.


http://img112.exs.cx/img112/5688/fatsuit56ma.jpg

[Large Marge]

i thought you were a lesbian truck driver

why would you want to marry a man

Um, no. That's just my persona.

Actually, I'm a temp worker getting paid $11 an hour to build web sites.

[rmr]

^^ THE LIES THE LIES

OH MY GOD THE LIES!!!!!

[Large Marge]

no, silly

it means she's a driver of lesbian trucks...

Yes. They require much less attention that straight trucks, and can go much longer without requiring maintenance. They're also softer and much more comfie to ride in.

They're a little more expensive to fill, however....

[Large Marge]

<----------- BIG FAT LIAR

[priceyfatprude]

http://img112.exs.cx/img112/5688/fatsuit56ma.jpgI need to request that you ASK before you post pictures of me.

[rmr]

^^^^ MORE LIES

that's a pic of me modeling my birthday suit

[Large Marge]

I need to request that you ASK before you post pictures of me.


Sorry, I had, uh, no idea. It won't happen again.

[red]

wow. those are some big panties.

[melissa]

We finally got our boss to replace the really old chairs with new ones. The one he got me and another girl are even worse than the old ones. Hardly adjustable and no back support. So, he has to go exchange them and get better ones. He's so mad, but I don't even care!!

[Gatsby]

Desk chairs are the worst. I'm very picky.

[melissa]

There were a few of us who had really bad chairs and we were about to start a mutiny unless we got new ones. It sounds so stupid, it's just a chair, but jeez! We spend up to 9 hours in it 5 days a week! It better be comfy and not cause back pain. At least.

[Gatsby]

I agree. And there's a whole desk-chair heirarchy. In my old office, there were a few good chairs and a multitude of really bad ones. As soon as someone quit, people were racing over to steal their chairs. The people who had been there the longest had the comfy ones.

[Frieda]

i just found my first grey hair :eek:

[melissa]

I love my gray hairs!!

[Frieda]

how many do you have??

[melissa]

Several. I don't count them. I have very boring brown hair that I usually dye but stopped finally. I think the gray hairs add something fun to my dull brown hair.

[Frieda]

so but what when ehh

when did you get your first grey hairs?? i'm 24 years old!! :eek:

[melissa]

I'm 29 and I first saw mine probably when I was 25 or so.

[Frieda]

okay so this is kind of a normal thing to get at this age??

i'm still in shock! ha!

[melissa]

I think it totally depends on genetics.

[Frieda]

oh come on, tell me it's normal, please? :D

[melissa]

Of course it's totally normal. There's nothing wrong with getting OLD!!!!!!! :D :eek: ;) :p

[I lidbotLl l]

oh sh*t,
wait,
I'm blind!

...f*ck it, I'm ok with this, blind is ok, right, yea, I'm blind and proud! I'll have a nurse, lots of sex. It won't matter if its a girl or a guy.. I'm blind! Wait, does that mean I'm.. who cares, I'm blind! HA, I'm tired of looking at all you ugly..

wait!

thank goodness,
I forgot to open my eyes
HA, ha aaaa..
um, nevermind.

[Zaftig]

It's ok Fried, I'm 26 and started noticing the "White" hairs, as Sim likes to call them, at 19. Not really noticeable but they are starting to boom since I got married. Go figure.

[melissa]

I just put my new chair together!!!!

[Frieda]

okay, i'll try and be happy with my grey hairs :D

what kind of chair? ikea?

[melissa]

Ha! Frieda, stop joking. Just a regular office chair. Totally nothing special, but it does give better back support than the other extra crappy chair that the boss bought.

[Frieda]

an office chair you have to put together??

[Gatsby]

Ugly Dress (http://www.uglydress.com)

[melissa]

an office chair you have to put together??

It came in a box. In several pieces and instructions. It's easy and fun to put stuff together!

[Frieda]

try table Kloffsta from ikea. took me 4 hours!

[melissa]

Ugly Dress (http://www.uglydress.com)

Shared with co-workers and much appreciated!!

[melissa]

I sent flowers anonymously to a coworker who is having a bunch of crappy events happen. I hope it cheers him up.

[Zaftig]

Awe! That is so sweet of you Melissa! And thank you. . . your sweet gesture reminds me of a friend of mine that was killed. He was a wonderful man. When he was in high school he was quiet and kept to himself, but he would observe others. He knew when a girl had bad self esteem and was being picked on. He would then order them flowers or balloons and hide while watching the secretary of the school give them to the selected girl. He would include a letter with it that would recognize all the special and unique qualities of the girl he chose to give flowers to. Thanks Melissa.

So how's the new chair working out? Did you get it put together?

[melissa]

Zaftig, that's a wonderful story. Reminds of a boy I fell in love with in high school who was also killed. It's always the good ones, isn't it?

My chair is great and I'm so happy that I put it together myself instead of waiting for the silly boss man to do it later today or tomorrow or the next day or ....


So, the co-worker suspects, but I'm just denying it. :cool:

[Large Marge]

Ugly Dress (http://www.uglydress.com)

I have had to pay for FIVE bridesmaid dresses over the years, and they were all hideous.

The last one (2004) was periwinkle, poofie, and had shoes to match: $260.

She is a REALLY good friend. Otherwise, I would have told her to go fark herself.

[Hermione]

Did I metion that I got two As and two A-s?

GPA=3.85

****ing A-'s...

[Zaftig]

That's AWESOME surb! Congrats! You should be very proud of yourself! Don't beat yourself up for those little dashes!

[Hermione]

Thanks Zaf! :) how are you? What is sim up to?

[melissa]

Good job, Surbhi. I know you worked really really hard this past term. I hope that you're giving yourself play time too.

[Hermione]

Thanks Melissa!

heh.. I have been playing a little too much :) I haven't been around as much because I was soo busy playing the Sims. I finally stopped playing and took the CD out. I have now returned to normal life. I started to think I was a Sim and acted like a Sim for the longest time. I was dreaming about the Sims and talking like them. omg.... I have the weirdest feeling of need right now. It's like I NEED to play the Sims.

[melissa]

Surbhi, I have avoided that game b/c I have a feeling I'll get a little too obsessive about it.


I'm off to the gym. Gonna listen to Snoop Dogg and do the elliptical trainer. YEAH.

[Aphrodite]

Surbhi. That is fantastic. You have earned every A you've gotten, and can probably assume that the other prof's (the A- ones) don't believe in giving out A's. You are so smart and dedicated. You will go far in anything you do.

*and I can say "I knew her when..." ;)

[xfox]

Congrats surbhi! Is college a "club" you join for 4 years that proves to the world you can stick with a thing - and in your case - do very well? Can you always go home to that club?

[chuckie egg]

WOOHOO!

I'm going to see Cirque du Soleil tomorrow!! :p

[Large Marge]

WOOHOO!

I'm going to see Cirque du Soleil tomorrow!! :p
I saw O at the Bellagio a few years ago - it was the best show I've ever seen in my life. No exaggeration.

[Aphrodite]

WOOHOO!

I'm going to see Cirque du Soleil tomorrow!! :p

I saw Cirque this past summer. It was wonderful. I was clapping like a child, sitting at the edge of my seat the entire time. My best friend said that every time he looked at me I was smiling. It was by far the most interesting thing I have ever seen live. How do they do that? I want to fly too!!!!!!

[melissa]

I saw it a few years ago. A friend bought us the VIP package. It was truly amazing.

[Hermione]

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood glamour couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston (news) have split, Pitt's longtime publicist confirmed Friday.

"We would like to announce that after seven years together we have decided to formally separate," the couple said in a joint statement released by Pitt's publicist Cindy Guagenti. "For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is the result of much thoughtful consideration."


The couple didn't indicate if they planned to file for divorce, and Guagenti declined to comment beyond the statement.


The separation, first reported on People magazine's Web site, comes 4 1/2 years after the couple's Malibu wedding and after months of speculation that their marriage was in trouble.


Aniston has recently been photographed in public without her diamond-studded wedding ring, according to People, although the magazine said the couple had spent the New Year's weekend together on the Caribbean island of Anguilla with Aniston's former "Friends" co-star Courteney Cox (news) and her husband, actor David Arquette (news).


Pitt, 41, and Aniston, 35, have been together since being set up on a blind date in 1998. They were married in 2000 in a lavish wedding at a Malibu estate overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Some 200 people attended the wedding that included four bands, a gospel choir, fireworks and tens of thousands of flowers.


Part of Pacific Coast Highway was shut down to accommodate the influx of guests, which included actress Cameron Diaz (news) and most of Aniston's "Friends" co-stars.

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how sad.. I really liked them together.

[madasacutsnake]

Did I metion that I got two As and two A-s?

GPA=3.85

****ing A-'s...

My mother would have said "Why weren't they all A's?".

So I say fark her. Yay Surbhi, you over achiever you.

[Large Marge]

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood glamour couple Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston (news) have split, Pitt's longtime publicist confirmed Friday. ...

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how sad.. I really liked them together.

Two attractive and very likely superficial Hollywood people broke up.

Shocking.

I wonder what they talked about at dinner?

[tsunamimom]

how sad.. I really liked them together.

I agree - they really seem to have got it together - genuine chemistry. I have hated the way the gutter press have hounded them for the best part of last year with the baby thing, and Angelina Jolie....

love
Jo

[Frieda]

i can't decide if i hate or love ikea

[Aphrodite]

Love them as disposeable furniture.

[rmr]

HOLY GBF -- queer eye for the straight guy is on!!!!

[Large Marge]

<---------------- Loves it, but wishes it wasn't so heavy (all glue and woodchips).

i can't decide if i hate or love ikea

[Gatsby]

I love Ikea, but you can't get it around here. That makes me want it even more, 'cause I can't have it.

[Frieda]

i love buying
but i hate putting it together

[Large Marge]

That's the funnest part!!!

[Gatsby]

I'm watching the end of Top Gun. *sniff*

[tsunamimom]

I really, really, really like hot chocolate with marshmallows.... yummy!

love
Jo

[Frieda]

be proud of me :) i was able to make my own bed again :)

[Large Marge]

I want my mom to teach her cat to do this:

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/1160/cattoilet26bn.jpg

[rmr]

so i've been dating this guy -- we were drinking wine just hanging out tonight and then i went to the bathroom and came out and i caught him going through my mobile phone.........how gross is that......all i said to him "there's not a single thing you want to find in there"..........to which he replied "you're f**king right" ---

"people are crazy and times are strange -- i'm locked in tight -- i'm out of range -- i used to care but times have changed" b.d.

[Large Marge]

so i've been dating this guy -- we were drinking wine just hanging out tonight and then i went to the bathroom and came out and i caught him going through my mobile phone.........how gross is that......all i said to him "there's not a single thing you want to find in there"..........to which he replied "you're f**king right" ---

"people are crazy and times are strange -- i'm locked in tight -- i'm out of range -- i used to care but times have changed" b.d.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, isn't it?

I'd dump a guy who spied on my cell phone (or purse, or palm pilot, or address book ...)

But I might let him look in my medicine cabinet - if he was a good boy. :D

[rmr]

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, isn't it?

I'd dump a guy who spied on my cell phone (or purse, or palm pilot, or address book ...)

But I might let him look in my medicine cabinet - if he was a good boy. :D

i know you're right but he's my "puddy" and if any of you get the reference i'll give you ten rep points!!

PS -- i just got a new digital camera and sure enough that's the first thing he went through

[Large Marge]

i know you're right but he's my "puddy" and if any of you get the reference i'll give you ten rep points!!

PS -- i just got a new digital camera and sure enough that's the first thing he went through

Seinfeld?

[rmr]

^^^ BINGO --- we've broken up no less then 10 times and i've only been in nyc ten months :confused:

you do the math!!

[Large Marge]

^^^ BINGO --- we've broken up no less then 10 times and i've only been in nyc ten months :confused:

you do the math!!

Didn't Elaine stay with him ONLY because the sex was so amazing?



Puddy was so sexy - dumb as a box of rocks, but terribly sexy.

[rmr]

*cough* --- yes i think that's the way the story goes

[Large Marge]

*cough* --- yes i think that's the way the story goes

Uh hu.

Do you have a giant box of sponges in your closet?

[Aphrodite]

I was seeing someone once, and noticed that my journal was moved from it's usual spot. I added an entry that would burn the hair off a wild boar. I finished it with "Did you find what you were looking for? Keep your F*CKING hands off me and my stuff and get out!"
I figured that if he read it, he would be noticeably shaken. I returned from the bathroom that very night and he was all red faced and shaking. I asked what was wrong, and he said nothing. The journal was moved again. I asked him to leave right then.

[rmr]

^^ it's just wrong -- i used to snoop when i was a lot younger that is until i found something i really didn't want to see.

he should have just asked me -- i don't have anything to hide -- just don't go all shady and go through my things :(

[Clytie]

when i confided to one my nurses that i was sore from snowboarding. she replied "y0u still think your young dont you?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH im only 25!!! is that old?

[xfox]

Cly - 25 is young. 75 is old.

rim - how secure is this guy in his own skin? Does he need your reassurance all the time, or is he just a snoop?

Do I have to go to work today? Yes. bye y'all.

[red]

get this thing out of me

[I lidbotLl l]

i wouldn't discredit his friend without knowing him,
just a thought..
i'd say let him have fun and stop reading into things,
this place is for fun, right?
I'll bet that guy could ask the same thing to many people.. more the friend part.
At least they didn't blindly "assume," or gather all their friends, not that who ever you are did,
if i recall questions have gone unanswered repedidly
but i do know a few people wanted to speak,
the word is that he "saw it in their eyes" and told three of em not too..
i think he's crazy, let him have fun, lord knows the guys been to enough therapy offices occupied by angry cartoons who think they know why they do therapy... he's not snooping, he's probably waiting for an answer or an apology, but that would take a lot of trust, he doesn't blame yet he looks like this>> :confused: :( :) :( :) :confused:..

[I lidbotLl l]

not fun really, more an attempt to understand most likely.
he should just let go, but i'm willing to bet his heart is in the right place.
it could be damaged cause understanding and misinterpretation of action could have been mixed up in reflections that everyone holds, i think its called honesty, and the dilema seems to be trust..
for some it seems to be anger, others like to ride wagons and sometimes it is the intelligent thing to do and that's understandable as everyone is their own judge. On the same note the only person you can fix is yourself. He doesn't sound like a evil lost person, curious, deffinitly lost though. Get lost for long enough and you start to wonder why you can't find you way back.. sort of like that blair witch project.

[Large Marge]

get this thing out of me


This made me laugh out loud.

You poor thing...

You have my sympathies.

[rmr]

he's not snooping, he's probably waiting for an answer or an apology, but that would take a lot of trust, he doesn't blame yet he looks like this>> :confused: :( :) :( :) :confused:..

exactly what i thought

[melissa]

I just asked my boss for a raise. I don't think I'll get one though.

[Zaftig]

MELISSA!!!

It's been more than three months since you started working there right?

[melissa]

I started September 2nd or something.

[Zaftig]

From what I've observed usually after 30 days to three months is the usual probationary period and after that a raise is usually in order. . . I'll cross my fingers for you!

[melissa]

I think so too, but my boss is such a stingy Yes-Man, I don't really expect him follow through with this.

[rmr]

From what I've observed usually after 30 days to three months is the usual probationary period and after that a raise is usually in order. . . I'll cross my fingers for you!


ummmm -- i've never heard of a raise being in order after 30 days to 3 months.....be very careful that's a slippery slope you are still a very new employee -- unless you are severely under-paid and even at that I would have at least waited 6 months -- if not the year.

[Frieda]

aren't raises for managers and CEOs only??

or is that a european thing?

[melissa]

I thought it was typical to get a raise after 90 days.

And I am very underpaid. The "new girl" is getting paid 4$ more than me. Of course I'm not supposed to know that, but I do.

[Frieda]

well not here.. but it sure is a very good rule :D

[Frieda]

here girls are always paid less than their male collegues, especially in the geek business. it's not allowed, but it does happen. i make about 250 euros a month less than my male collegues of the same age and experience level. always makes me sad!

[melissa]

So, if you're just a regular employee, you are stuck with your starting wage? Do you have to get a promotion in order to get a raise?

[Zaftig]

That's crazy Frieda! When do people ever get raises then? What's their motivation to excel?

Meliss, I'd be pissed as well. Sim is in a position where there is a guy below him making more and was hired after him. Now Sim is more qualified than this man and is still making less. We're just waiting for our supplemental insurance to kick in so we can get our teeth and eyes taken care and then we're out of here. Sim's company did give him a raise after his 30 day probationary time and all the places I worked did it after 90 days as well so there is hope. Regardless of it all, I respect anyone who has the kahoonas to go and ask for a raise. :D

[Frieda]

yeah there's an annual inflation correction of about 1,7% and you only get more money if you change jobs, not necessarily a promotion.

if i quit my job now and start working for another helpdesk or servicedesk i can demand more money to start with.


edited to add: of course, changing jobs has to be done with care, as there's always the probation time.. the shorter you work somewhere, the easier they can kick you out and you get less money from the government's social programs if you are without a job after you get kicked out!

[Zaftig]

here girls are always paid less than their male collegues, especially in the geek business. it's not allowed, but it does happen. i make about 250 euros a month less than my male collegues of the same age and experience level. always makes me sad!
NO WAY! http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/images/smilies/frown.gif

[rmr]

I thought it was typical to get a raise after 90 days.

And I am very underpaid. The "new girl" is getting paid 4$ more than me. Of course I'm not supposed to know that, but I do.

aren't you in human resources??

when you accepted the position did you both mutually agree that you would have a review after 90 days -- if not, then i would not expect to get a raise. when are you supposed to have a review -- 1 year???

[melissa]

I got a job as a staffing coordinator in a home health care company. And I got a review at 90 days. It went well. My boss didn't have any suggestions for me. I think I'm doing a pretty good job here.

[Smartypants]

Hey, where is the button to send a "You are a bonehead" message to someone who sends an anonymous reputation-points comment?

[trisherina]

Hey, where is the button to send a "You are a bonehead" message to someone who sends an anonymous reputation-points comment?
http://www.oddrods.com/sb/sbimg/bonehead.jpg

[Smartypants]

oooooh cool! Can I send that?? :D

[Frieda]

I got a job as a staffing coordinator in a home health care company. And I got a review at 90 days. It went well. My boss didn't have any suggestions for me. I think I'm doing a pretty good job here.
i hope you do get the raise :)

[melissa]

Thanks Frieda. It would be really nice to have a bit more money left over after I pay my bills.

[trisherina]

oooooh cool! Can I send that?? :D

Since the infrastructure won't let you, I'd suggest poking it over and over with your mouse pointer until you return to your usual state of sangfroid.

[Large Marge]

here girls are always paid less than their male collegues, especially in the geek business. it's not allowed, but it does happen. i make about 250 euros a month less than my male collegues of the same age and experience level. always makes me sad!


That's bullshit.

You should sue.

[chuckie egg]

here girls are always paid less than their male collegues, especially in the geek business. it's not allowed, but it does happen. i make about 250 euros a month less than my male collegues of the same age and experience level. always makes me sad!


Yep, same here.

[Clytie]

omg omg omg! i loooove the blue!!!

[chuckie egg]

for a moment there, I thought it was just me!

[chuckie egg]

now its brown!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

*rubs eyes*

[rmr]

i'm so hungry -- someone needs to feed me -- i will not be responsible for that!!

[chuckie egg]

http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/HealthLinks/chocolate.jpg

[rmr]

^^ i *heart* you for that chuckie!!!

[shmitty]

Sometime today I will go to sleep. I think I will wait until my body to forces me to.

[shmitty]

Sometimes my grammar skills suck.

[Clytie]

fooooooooood *drools over rmrs cake*

[Frieda]

That's bullshit.

You should sue.
are you paying?

i wish i could!

[tsunamimom]

Sometimes my grammar skills suck.

But we knew what you meant....

love
Jo

[red]

I want a kolache

[Clytie]

I want a kolache
does that rhyme with mustache?

[Large Marge]

Ants taste bitter.

[Large Marge]

Can I just tell you how much I like olive green and orange together?

[chuckie egg]

I like chocolate brown and orange together! :)

[Clytie]

i like the blue/brown combo

[melissa]

That sounds nice. I wish we could customize it ourselves.

[red]

does that rhyme with mustache?
kolache rhymes with mariachi

[trisherina]

I am so sleepy, and I really don't give a rat's ass about how to make a business plan.

[red]

but I just went to the bathroom

[chuckie egg]

I am also, pretty sleepy.

I might go to Bedfordshire.

[melissa]

I only have plans to go to the gym.

[lapietra]

oooo... it's all peachy in here...

[melissa]

How's your day, Lala?

Do you have a good story for us?

[chuckie egg]

Melissa's always after a story! ;)

[melissa]

I just want to be entertained. :p

[Large Marge]

I am so sleepy, and I really don't give a rat's ass about how to make a business plan.

I have some info on this, if you're interested.

[trisherina]

Interested would be the wrong word. Compelled. Let's do a SWOT analysis, and have a MECA for dessert, followed by a lengthy bout of self-induced vomiting.

[Large Marge]

Interested would be the wrong word. Compelled. Let's do a SWOT analysis, and have a MECA for dessert, followed by a lengthy bout of self-induced vomiting.

I'll take that as a "no thank you."

[Zaftig]

INSOMNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/images/smilies/mad.gif

[Clytie]

i locked myself out of my email!

[trisherina]

By the end of the day the pool table will be back up. After almost four years!

[Frieda]

pizza al tonno and a roll of chocolate != dinner

shame on me

[Clytie]

Los Angeles highways are so congested that the average commuter sits in traffic for 82 hours a year.

[daverbee]

Beautiful day outside and our courier is off for the afternoon which means I get to be courier!
Hooray! I can enjoy the day without having a window between me and it! :)
I told him yesterday that if he takes even a minute off during Super Bowl Week that I'll make him regret it the entire rest of his or my life! :p

[chuckie egg]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/pictures/wallpaper/images/snake_800.jpg

[Frieda]

here come the pizza cats

THEY'RE SO BAD

they got more fur than any turtle ever had!

stronger than old cheese

[Frieda]

when i wake up in the morning and the alarm lets out a warning i don't think i'll ever make it ohon time

by the time i get my books and i give myself a look i'm at the corner just in time to see the BUS SLIDE BYYYYY

IIIITS ALLLRIGHT

[Frieda]

am Adam, Prince of Eternia, Defender of the Secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Kringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said: "By the Power of Greyskull!"

[Frieda]

Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
He goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare!
If your Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit
And your photon accelerator's broken a bit
And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit
Get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of it!

[Frieda]

DASHING AND DARING COURAGEOUS AND CARING FAITHFUL AND FRIENDLY WITH STORIES TO SHARE

ALL THROUGH THE FOREST THEY SING OUT IN CHORUS MARCHING ALONG AS THEIR SONG FILLS THE AIR

[Frieda]

someone help me

this is worse than hasselpoop

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/pictures/wallpaper/images/snake_800.jpg Chuckie, are you SURE you want to post this one?

Cos we don't want to have to go back and edit your post cos that would be a right kerfuffle

[Large Marge]

pizza al tonno and a roll of chocolate != dinner

shame on me

What is pizza al tonno?

[Large Marge]

Los Angeles highways are so congested that the average commuter sits in traffic for 82 hours a year.

Nothing's worse than Oahu traffic. It takes me an hour to get home every day, and I live 10 miles from work.

[chuckie egg]

Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
He goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare!
If your Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit
And your photon accelerator's broken a bit
And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit
Get the funky fresh rabbit who can take care of it!

YES YES YES!!

:D

[chuckie egg]

Chuckie, are you SURE you want to post this one?

Cos we don't want to have to go back and edit your post cos that would be a right kerfuffle

YEAH I KNOW!!

p.s. where did you see it?!?!?!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

YEAH I KNOW!!

p.s. where did you see it?!?!?!
I think I saw some of it in London in 2003. But I mostly I saw it here in Australia where it was just repeated.

[chuckie egg]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/imagedump/4088.jpg

"Everyone knows I am the only gay on this board."

[red]

am Adam, Prince of Eternia, Defender of the Secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Kringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said: "By the Power of Greyskull!"



HAHAHHAAHHAAA!

[Frieda]

What is pizza al tonno?
pizza with tuna

[red]

:eek:

[Frieda]

what?

even adam, prince of eternia, defender of the secrets of castle greyskull sometimes eats tuna pizza!

[red]

yeah, but Adora makes fun of his tuna breath.

[Frieda]

:D

[Gatsby]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/imagedump/4088.jpg

"Everyone knows I am the only gay on this board."

Then you got company, sista!

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0155/gay-parade-20.jpg

[melissa]

I just did my taxes!!

[Gatsby]

Oh, you're WAY ahead of me...

*jealous*

[chuckie egg]

yeah, but Adora makes fun of his tuna breath.


I have tuna-breath-right-now! Hehe!

See.... AAAAAA:eek:HHHHH!!!!!

[Clytie]

sometimes the reality of the meaness in people is just too hard to bare

[Frieda]

sometimes reality is not what you want to be reality.

reality is what's left when you stop believing in something.

believing is a choice.

new choices can be made every second, every minute, every hour or every day.

today is the first day of the rest of your life.

dare to choose something new and fresh to believe in :)

[Clytie]

the guy on who wants to be a millionaire looks like screech!

[chuckie egg]

http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~vklepad/screech.jpg

screech?!

[daverbee]

BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."



So here we go...



The Top 12 Suggested Names for Wal-Mart Wine:


12. Chateau Traileur Parc

11. White Trashfindel

10. Big Red Gulp

9. Grape Expectations

8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

7. NASCARbernet

6. Chef Boyardeaux

5. Peanut Noir

4. Chateau des Moines

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine is...

1. Nasti Spumante




And who says they don't know wine in Arkansas?

[melissa]

There's a Mexican restaurant that does a bunch of our catering and to show their appreciation for our business, they are bringing us a Margarita machine and snacks!!! There's so much booze in the freezer up front!!

[Large Marge]

There's a Mexican restaurant that does a bunch of our catering and to show their appreciation for our business, they are bringing us a Margarita machine and snacks!!! There's so much booze in the freezer up front!!

I ask my employers every day when they're going to put a martini machine in the cafeteria.

[rmr]

my gbf and i fell off our barstools last night and i think i broke my hand -- WHY AM I AWAKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[zero]

i think i broke my hand

---> attention whore thread

[rmr]

give me some good rep you bastard

[zero]

ask nicely

[rmr]

give me some fvcking points -- i don't care about it or anything but make me popular -- i wouldn't even know if i was or not -- i'd take your word for it

[zero]

give me some fvcking points

i would, but you DROVE ME OFF THE BOARD - REMEMBER?

[Frieda]

my poor strawberry just had a battery transplant :eek:

[Large Marge]

my poor strawberry just had a battery transplant :eek:

:confused:

Is that your vibrator?

[Frieda]

yeah

i haven't been able to operate it for a while though because of my broken foot.. so i had to give it a battery transplant.. 67 euros pff!

[Large Marge]

yeah

i haven't been able to operate it for a while though because of my broken foot.. so i had to give it a battery transplant.. 67 euros pff!


I *love* that you shared that little detail with the board. :D

But now I'm curious: How did your foot get in the way?? :confused:

[Frieda]

hahah sorry marge.. i can confirm that a broken foot does not prevent one from using a vibrator. :D

now

this is my strawberry:

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/1433/18groots7wf.jpg

[Large Marge]

hahah sorry marge.. i can confirm that a broken foot does not prevent one from using a vibrator. :D

now

this is my strawberry:

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/1433/18groots7wf.jpg


Well I'm glad we cleared that up.

;)

[Large Marge]

I think everyone should carry guns.

If everyone carried guns, no one would cut in line in front of you at the supermarket.

[Gatsby]

I hate the NRA.

[trisherina]

I feel so dirty. I was staring at Sara.



<-----------------------

It was just so WRONG

[Gatsby]

Everyone stares at Sara. She's mesmerizing. :eek:

[madasacutsnake]

There's no music and she's swaying.

Sara is a stoner.

[Large Marge]

I hate the NRA.

It's a very scary organization - scarier even than the Republican Party. :D

It uses a lot of propaganda and preys on fear and ignorance to grow its ranks.

I think this photo says a lot.


http://img38.exs.cx/img38/4721/charltonheston24pr.jpg

I was desperately searching for another photo the AP moved while Heston was giving a speech for the NRA not too longer ago. He was wearing on his head what looked like a half-dead animal. Whatever it was, it wasn't a hat. We joked that perhaps he hit it with his car on the way to the convention and didn't want to waste good meat.

But alas, I can't find the pic.

[zenbabe]

http://www.andi-san.se/fiji/frm7.jpg

[trisherina]

There's no music and she's swaying.

Sara is a stoner.

I thought you heard it. :( Must be out of lasagna.

[Gatsby]

I'm 5 minutes into watching "Garden State" and I already want this soundtrack.

[melissa]

I put Irish Cream in my coffee this morning.

[Frieda]

having dinner at 9.45 pm

lovely

beans, goat cheese rolled in serrano ham from the oven, mini potatoes, and a lovely rose wine :)

too bad i haven't cleaned the house yet :rolleyes:

[Gatsby]

Mmmm, Frieds, that sounds good.

I think I'm going to go down to the health food store and get some of their goat-cheese-and-mint tamales.

[Gatsby]

600 PAGES OF BEING RANDOM!!!!!

[lapietra]

huh? don't you mean 800? oh... maybe your browser is set different from mine...

[melissa]

Mine says this is the 799th page of random info. That's a whole hellova lot of random-ness.

[Gatsby]

Oh, I guess it would depend on how many posts per page you have your CP set to view.

Duh, Gatsby.

[Frieda]

this is my 1087th post in this thread

[Coffee]

this is my 1087th post in this thread

"You must spread some Randomness around before posting in here again"

[Gatsby]

AIRLINE FOOD!!!! (http://www.airlinemeals.net/index.html)

[Clytie]

According to German researchers, the risk of heart attack is
higher on Monday than any other day of the week.

[trisherina]

Another virus. I am > < this close to trying beetroot.

[chuckie egg]

mmm beetroot

[Large Marge]

Another virus. I am > < this close to trying beetroot.

You're sick again?

[trisherina]

:mad: Elementary school children are virus carriers with dimples and backpacks.

[Large Marge]

:mad: Elementary school children are virus carriers with dimples and backpacks.

:D

I used to be a live-in nanny for six children. They went to three different schools, so I was sick pretty much the entire time I lived there.

[Frieda]

ROSE WINE IS PEOPLE!!!1!ONEONE2

[Clytie]

TOP THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
Cat's facial expressions.
The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
Eyelash curlers.
The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

OTHER WOMEN

[chuckie egg]

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

OTHER WOMEN


Thats a lie..........

[Large Marge]

http://img157.exs.cx/img157/2264/jamiefoxx0uq.jpg

This man kicks ass.

[Large Marge]

TOP THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
Cat's facial expressions.
The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
Eyelash curlers.
The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

OTHER WOMEN


:D

[madasacutsnake]

Betroot is never the answer.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

beetroot is ALWAYS the answer