This is the thread where everyone is random.

[madasacutsnake]

It's not a hamburger with the lot without beetroot.

[trisherina]

(ahem) Someone suggested I buy a yellow miniskirt and a black low-cut spaghetti strapped tank, and practice swaying.

[melissa]

Don't forget the boots! Or are those knee high socks?

[trisherina]

Boots... I'll have to amputate my feet.

[melissa]

Can I call you stumpy then?

[trisherina]

Only if you whisper it in my ear and blush.

[madasacutsnake]

Farking hell. I just want to push it over.

[melissa]

Since you asked so nicely!!

[funkytuba]

Betroot is never the answer.
beetroot is ALWAYS the answer

This probably depends wholly or in part on two things:
1) the question
2) the shape of the beetroot

[agentsmith]

I WAS MAKING COOKIES ONE DAY AND I LOOKED AROUND AND REALIZED THAT MY KITCHEN IS A VERITABLE COURNACOPIA OF TORTURE DEVICES

[Large Marge]

]I WAS MAKING COOKIES ONE DAY AND I LOOKED AROUND AND REALIZED THAT MY KITCHEN IS A VERITABLE COURNACOPIA OF TORTURE DEVICES

You're just discovering that now? The egg beaters are my favorite. :D

[Hermione]

I love chocolate chip cookies.

[tsunamimom]

I miss decent fish and chips.
love
Jo

[Hermione]

I hear ya Jo. Over summer, I was in heaven. The pubs are amazing. Those two weeks were the best weeks ever. If the $$$ wasn't so damn weak, I could go back but nooooooooooooooooooooo... :(

[chuckie egg]

Hehe...

*smug face*

:p

[Frieda]

salty

[Audreyvgs]

I haven't had decent fish and chips since Arthur Treacher died. :(

[madasacutsnake]

I miss decent fish and chips.
love
Jo

Reminds me of my MIL who cannot possibly let a drop of fat pass her lips but can scarf down greasy fish and chips, especially the twice-fried english sort.

[Clytie]

i miss my night shift more than i thought

[Large Marge]

I haven't had decent fish and chips since Arthur Treacher died. :(

Did he die or was he just fired and replaced with a newer, younger Mr. Treacher?

[Gatsby]

Okay, apparently I'm still search-function-illiterate, because I'm still having trouble finding some things. A couple of months ago someone (lala?) started a thread that I think was called something like "posts worth repeating," and bumped this really great post by JT, talking about something like "What is JesusTitties." I wanted to re-read JT's post 'cause it cracked me up.

Anyone?

[tsunamimom]

Reminds me of my MIL who cannot possibly let a drop of fat pass her lips but can scarf down greasy fish and chips, especially the twice-fried english sort.

Ah, now you've stumbled on one of the little known dietary facts. Fish and chips, when cooked the English way, cause an accelerated calorie burn, ensuring that the fat calories evaporate before they even hit the stomach. It's a bit like the neutralising effect that the fridge light has on calories, but only when it's the only light in the room, ie eating from the fridge in the dark.
Especially icecream straight from the tub....
love
Jo

[Hermione]

I hate being so indecisive.

blah

[Large Marge]

I hate being so indecisive.

blah

Then don't be. ;)

[Frieda]

michael j fox is overrated

especially when he plays a werewolf

[priceyfatprude]

Okay, apparently I'm still search-function-illiterate, because I'm still having trouble finding some things. A couple of months ago someone (lala?) started a thread that I think was called something like "posts worth repeating," and bumped this really great post by JT, talking about something like "What is JesusTitties." I wanted to re-read JT's post 'cause it cracked me up.

Anyone?Magpie started that one.

There are Arthur Treachers left in Ohio, I think.

[Gatsby]

Magpie started that one.

I still can't find it. :mad: I've looked everywhere.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Hey Gatsby!

Past Posts WORTH REPEATING... (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=7056)

This thread can't be found through the search function. Title word searches for 'worth' and 'repeating' both draw blanks. As does an entire post word search for the first word 'motivated'.

[Gatsby]

Then how did you find it? What's your secret?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Once pfp had said it was magpie's thread, I ordered FAST CHAT by Thread Starter and displayed anything posted to in the last 100 days. A bit of trial and error with the page number in the URL found magpie's threads on page 60-something. And there it was.

[Frieda]

look what the germans came up with this time! :eek:

schnappi (http://www.schnappi.tv/)

[Frieda]

Das hat geklappt,
du bist dabei!

[madasacutsnake]

Tolle Schnappi shirts!

[Frieda]

oh dear (http://forum.polydor-island.de/forum/showthread.php?t=11806)

[madasacutsnake]

^^

Um, get a grip, german people.

[Frieda]

hahahahah those remixes :D

[Frieda]

Was bist Du denn für ne Wurst

[red]

I want ice cream.

I'm gonna send D out for ice cream. I love that I can do that.
heh

[priceyfatprude]

Alton Brown rules.

[melissa]

My bf just made reservations for Valentine's Day at a fancy restaurant that I've been wanting to go to for FOREVER, without any prompting or reminding or nagging or suggesting on my part at all.



He's so great. :)

[Large Marge]

michael j fox is overrated

especially when he plays a werewolf


That movie sucked. You must be REALLY bored. How's your foot?

[Frieda]

yeah i was pretty bored last night


right now i'm completely tripping on the ketanserin meds. it feels like my eyeballs are pointing in 5 different directions.. brrr

[melissa]

I have to pull a caregiver off of a case b/c the family doesn't like her and I don't want to do it. :(

[chuckie egg]

I have a weird, dry, itchy patch on my neck

[melissa]

this should never happen (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6851731/)

[Zaftig]

oh Melissa! That has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have read in my LIFE! Now I have to gross you out. My good friend was having a burger from Burger King and bit into a razor blade.

[beckstra]

Fortune usually smiles when she has no idea what she's done.

That's how she disarms you.

[melissa]

oh Melissa! That has got to be one of the most disgusting things I have read in my LIFE! Now I have to gross you out. My good friend was having a burger from Burger King and bit into a razor blade.


FREAK OUT FREAK OUT FREAK OUT FREAK OUT FREAK OUT FREAK OUT

[Hermione]

Melissa- I love your signature!

People I need good vibes and thoughts my way! :)

[tsunamimom]

People I need good vibes and thoughts my way! :)

~~~~~~~~~>>>>
~~~~~~~~~>>>>

Can ya feel em?
love
Jo

[trisherina]

I'll cream a few snowboarders in SSX3 for you, surbhi. It works for me.

[Frieda]

VOOOOOOOOOLAREHHH

OHHOOOOH

CANTAREHHH


OHOHOOHOOOOO

[Aphrodite]

Ricardo Montalbon.

[Clytie]

THEY DECIDED TO DO MY PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Large Marge]

THEY DECIDED TO DO MY PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What play, and who?

[rapscalious rob]

lordy mercy, mercy lord
lord have mercy on my gourd

[Large Marge]

The ugliest part of the human body (http://dribbleglass.com/Toes/uglytoes.htm)

[trisherina]

I am so glad I hadn't eaten before seeing that ^^^

[Large Marge]

I am so glad I hadn't eaten before seeing that ^^^
:D

The foot is second only to the penis in hideousness...

[Large Marge]

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/788/disgusting8lp.jpg

Am I the only one who finds this disgusting?

[melissa]

My diploma finally arrived yesterday. After all that work and effort and goals set and accomplished and stress and money spent and hoops jumped through, don't you think they could have sent the Grand Piece of Paper in a fancy envelope or something other than plain white with Do Not Bend written on it?

[Large Marge]

Cunning stunt (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mr.wheatley/cunningstunt.swf)

[rapscalious rob]

sir hand
or is it ma'am?
i fell out of my right place again
and you
considered me
and now i’m where a snail has to be
i’d like to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell
:D

[rapscalious rob]

tmbg rocks

[Frieda]

http://img162.exs.cx/img162/788/disgusting8lp.jpg

Am I the only one who finds this disgusting?
yes

[Large Marge]

yes

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/9776/paris21gm.jpg

So then I guess you're ok with this, too?

[Frieda]

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/9776/paris21gm.jpg

So then I guess you're ok with this, too?
no that's not particularly sexy

[trisherina]

I just like underwear to be under wear, period.

[Large Marge]

I just like underwear to be under wear, period.

Thank you.

Oh, hey, your avatar got its swing back.

[priceyfatprude]

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/9776/paris21gm.jpgWouldn't you feel a breeze on your ass???!?!?!

[madasacutsnake]

That's actually ordinary knickers, not a G-string.

[Large Marge]

I don't see how Quick Reply is any quicker than regular reply.

I still have to go through two screens ....

[tsunamimom]

That's actually ordinary knickers, not a G-string.

I can't imagine what posessed her in either case.... :confused:

love
Jo

[Aphrodite]

I think that if her undies make her feel sexy, then she is probably having a day of feeling good about herself. I like that we live in a world where she can wear those. I like that I don't have to unless I want to.
I figure that there are some men out there who find her attractive in her little panties.
Live and let live.
To each his own.
Perhaps she has lost 40 lbs and feels sexier than she has in years.

[chuckie egg]

Well said aphro :)

[Frieda]

i just dislocated a toe in my bad foot :eek: fvck that hurts! i hope i put it back in the right place.. brr.. i don't recommend this to anyone..

[Large Marge]

I think that if her undies make her feel sexy, then she is probably having a day of feeling good about herself. I like that we live in a world where she can wear those. I like that I don't have to unless I want to.
I figure that there are some men out there who find her attractive in her little panties.
Live and let live.
To each his own.
Perhaps she has lost 40 lbs and feels sexier than she has in years.

Fat or skinny, it grosses me out.

[Large Marge]

i just dislocated a toe in my bad foot :eek: fvck that hurts! i hope i put it back in the right place.. brr.. i don't recommend this to anyone..

Oh, Frieda! How did you do that??

You going to the doc today?

[melissa]

Damn Frieda!!!! Your feet are disaster magnets!! That sucks!

[Frieda]

i stepped on a belt, tripped and landed on the toes of my sore foot. i'm not going to the doc again. **** it.

[chuckie egg]

Ow Frieda!!!

Be careful!

[dinzdale]

Am I the only one who finds this disgusting?

Yes, yes you are.

[Large Marge]

Yes, yes you are.


How's the Miiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiii????

Come on, tell us about it! I'll never get to own one, so I choose to live vicariously through you...

[dinzdale]

Why wont you own one?
It's just prioritizing your assets.
e.g undies - who needs them? Savings approx $100 per year. Now, just think of the spiffy removable ashtray that will buy !!!
Pretty soon you could own a dual-level heated black leather 6-way-adjustable sports seat and the rest will follow......

[Large Marge]

... dual-level heated black leather 6-way-adjustable sports seat...

Seriously??? How cool is that ...

I'll bet you get laid every night, don't you?

[Large Marge]

I will never own one, because there are about 387 things on my sad list of things I need that come before "buy a bitchen-ass Mini."

[dinzdale]

I will never own one, because there are about 387 things on my sad list of things I need that come before "buy a bitchen-ass Mini."

You need different prioties:

#1. - New Mini
#2. - Air
#3. - Food
#4. - Shelter
#5. - There is no #5, you have everything.

Now, get out there, and sell that bod 'til you've got one.

[Large Marge]

You need different prioties:

#1. - New Mini
#2. - Air
#3. - Food
#4. - Shelter
#5. - There is no #5, you have everything.

Now, get out there, and sell that bod 'til you've got one.
:D

I want one soooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

[Frieda]

hit me


with a

laser


BEAMMMMMMMMM
~~





RELAX

[Large Marge]

don't do it

[red]

the boy will be here soon

[Large Marge]

the boy will be here soon

Are you gunna have him underwater?

In one of them there birthin' tubs?

[chuckie egg]

I just realised this morning my brother would be 30 this year.

[chuckie egg]

Oops, killed the thread... carry on!

[red]

hugs to you Chuckie baby.

no water births for me, just stirrups and plain old hospital

[ally]

Woo, bet you're well excited now!! Are you going to be induced, or is it really just wait & see??

[chuckie egg]

Gah, I just got back from kungfu...

I dont expect my legs will work properly for a couplea days :rolleyes:

[Large Marge]

Gah, I just got back from kungfu...

I dont expect my legs will work properly for a couplea days :rolleyes:

Aren't you glad you went, though?

[chuckie egg]

Yeah I am. There was a cute new member ;)

[ally]

No matter how hard you try, you cannot pee gently & blow your nose at the same time (I'm talking real nose blowing here, like when you've got a full on cold).

[chuckie egg]

Ha! Why would you want to?!

[ally]

Well, i'm in the middle of a big arse cold right now & i've got though all the tissues in the house, so when I go to the loo i make the most of it by blowing my nose at the same time with bog roll, but it's a tricky combination i tell you!

[chuckie egg]

ok, I meant, oh nevermind!

[ambo]

I like your hat, egg.

[chuckie egg]

AMBO!!!

Good to see you!!! :D

[ambo]

It's raining here again....
I'm eating chicken :rolleyes:

[priceyfatprude]

It's raining here again....
I'm eating chicken :rolleyes:It's good to see you've finally given up FSFS!!!!

[Frieda]

put on ~

~ your

RED SHOES

and



DANCE THE BLUES









Let's Dance

[ambo]

It's good to see you've finally given up FSFS!!!!
Hehe, I haven't. I had that for breakfast, and will be having it for dinner !

[trisherina]

My residential gas bill arrived. They want $317. Imagine what it would have been without the rebate. :eek:

[Large Marge]

My residential gas bill arrived. They want $317. Imagine what it would have been without the rebate. :eek:

Holy shit!! That's about what I paid in rent last year...

[topcat]

you paid 317.00 dollars for a years rent? where do you live? i dont think i can stay in a homeless shelter for that

[topcat]

speaking of the darkroom, someone tell mon i was asking for him

[rmr]

Ellinghaus

^^ when you see that word -- what's the first thing that comes to mind -- just curious??

[zero]

Ellinghaus... what's the first thing that comes to mind...??

self-bannage

[rmr]

self-bannage

thank you -- i get emails from this women EVERY DAY and every time her name POPS up i think -- "rmr you better be very careful with your thoughts or you'll end up getting slobbed out again"

:eek:

[zero]

thank you -- i get emails from this women EVERY DAY

:eek:

it's not connie is it?! connie ellinghaus!!!

say hi to her from me!

[Large Marge]

you paid 317.00 dollars for a years rent? where do you live? i dont think i can stay in a homeless shelter for that

Um, no, per month, like the gas bill ...

[Frieda]

My residential gas bill arrived. They want $317. Imagine what it would have been without the rebate. :eek:
that's for one month?

[trisherina]

One month when it was -30 C or close to it most nights.

[Frieda]

brrr that's cold, -30! :eek:

here we always pay a standard amount every month. after a year you get back what you paid too much or you pay an additional amount.. they recently raised my standard payment amount from 106 to 140 euros a month!

i only use for about 50-60 euros every month so i'm going to get a lot of money back in july!

[priceyfatprude]

speaking of the darkroom, someone tell mon i was asking for himHe doesn't post in there, either.

[Frieda]

schni schna schnappi (http://www.streaming-clips.com/play.php?id=2906)

[madasacutsnake]

^^

Would you stop with that gay crocodile?

Back to the heating issue. What sort of heating do you have? Speak slowly and in short words please.

[surflugen]

that was cute. what does the song say in english?

[madasacutsnake]

I'm Schnappy the gay crocodile
But I'm in the closet, it's called denial
lalala

[trisherina]

Schnappi has got to be Bavarian.

As to what kind of heating I have: two forced-air gas furnaces, and two large hot-water heaters, one of which is dedicated to heating water for the underfloor heating, which is in turn located throughout the basement slab and under the tile in the ensuite. This last job should properly be done by a boiler, but I didn't build the place.

[Frieda]

it makes more sense in german


i am Schnappi the little crocodile
come from Egypt next to the Nile
first i was in an egg
then i schni schna schnapped myself free

schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp

i am Schnappi the little crocodile
have sharp teeth and lots of those
i schnapp myself what i can schnapp
yes schnapp because i can do that really well

i am Schnappi the little crocodile
i like to schnapp it's my favorite game
i hug my mother
and show her how good i can schnapp

[trisherina]

As a mother, I assure you schnapping is not a big part of my displays of affection.

[Clytie]

ive been singing songs from handels messiah under my breath all day...and it keeps popping out at the oddest times... walking into a patients room and just "and the goverment shall be upon his shooooooo-oooo-oouuuu-lders."

i think i definately scared someone

[trisherina]

http://photos2.flickr.com/3914399_68f5a22204_m.jpg

[funkytuba]

it makes more sense in german


i am Schnappi the little crocodile
come from Egypt next to the Nile
first i was in an egg
then i schni schna schnapped myself free

schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp
schni schna schnappi schnappi schnappi schnapp

i am Schnappi the little crocodile
have sharp teeth and lots of those
i schnapp myself what i can schnapp
yes schnapp because i can do that really well

i am Schnappi the little crocodile
i like to schnapp it's my favorite game
i hug my mother
and show her how good i can schnapp
Sounds like they've had a little too much schnapps.

[zenbabe]

I just walked two blocks in the pouring rain to buy some water... *shrugs*

[smellyrayzin]

i have spongebob shoelaces.

[Hermione]

I just saw phantom of the opera.. i loved it!

[Hermione]

I lost my necklace!!!!!! :(:(

I am so careful with my jewelry :(

I think someone stole it.. :(

[Large Marge]

http://photos2.flickr.com/3914399_68f5a22204_m.jpg

Is that Spiderman on invisible skis?

[trisherina]

I think he's doing Pilates.

[Large Marge]

... or, he could be doing a gay line-dance.

[Zaftig]

Noon isn't arriving quick enough for me.

[Large Marge]

I want one of these:

http://img196.exs.cx/img196/6697/donut0vw.jpg

[xfox]

I dream of summer
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/imxfox/DeckUmbEview.jpg

[Large Marge]

I can't read that. What's it say??

[Large Marge]

Currently Active Users: 48 (3 members and 45 guests) at 1 a.m.??? :confused:

Who the hell are you people, and why aren't you posting anything?

[madasacutsnake]

For those of you who cared;

My court date of 3rd February has been postponed.

Yet again.

[k0olB3anz]

thats funny....howd mi zipper come down.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................
















































i thought mi jacket was a button down!!!!

[tsunamimom]

For those of you who cared;

My court date of 3rd February has been postponed.

Yet again.

bloody gits....

love
Jo

[chuckie egg]

I want to see Green Day, but don't want to have to travel to Milton Keynes.

Dammit.

[Clytie]

im hungry and very perky this morning

[Large Marge]

Where has Malarkey gone?

[melissa]

Now you've done it.

Great.

[priceyfatprude]

Where has ******** gone?Like Beetlejuice, he will show up now. Thanks. :mad:

[Large Marge]

Like Beetlejuice, he will show up now. Thanks. :mad:

I only said Malarkey's name ONCE. You have to say Malarkey THREE TIMES.

And besides, that Beetlejuice stuff is just a bunch of malarkey.


Ooops!! :eek:

[Frieda]

RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Zaftig]

Candyman. . .Candyman. . .


Spank me

[rmr]

I only said Malarkey's name ONCE. You have to say Malarkey THREE TIMES.

And besides, that Beetlejuice stuff is just a bunch of malarkey.


Ooops!! :eek:


i'll say it

malarkey

malarkey

malarkey

[Frieda]

pff it's not even 9 pm and i'm already drunk
fwk the offfic e

got abottle of red wine at the office friday afternoon party doo-wop
they plaed schnappi
schnappi schnappi schnap

[Clytie]

ive never felt this bad...*runs to the bathroom to puke*

[melissa]

Clytie got Frieda's hangover!!

[Zaftig]

I too have the hangover from hell. :(

[Clytie]

nah im not drunk...im just achieving self actualization due to the crappiness of the ppl around me

[trisherina]

Man, if there's a way to achieve self-actualization through vomiting, I'm soon to be out of a job.

[craig johnston]

what is self actualisation? is it like being able
to tie your own shoelaces?
this thread isn't very random. there's lots randomer...

[chuckie egg]

oh man, I poured my heart out to the guy whos girlfriend cheated on him with me. (Very complicated situation)

[Clytie]

want to hear complicated?
ha
im not posting it here...but ive got more than that up my sleeve

[melissa]

My gbf just cancelled plans with me, so I guess it's time to start drinking!

[Large Marge]

WHOA!!!

Clytie, Chuckie: Spill the beans!

You can't put those teasers out there and then not tell us!!! :eek:

[melissa]

I wish Kid Koala would come play a show in Portland again soon. I miss him. :(

[zenbabe]

I want to see Green Day, but don't want to have to travel to Milton Keynes.

Dammit.

they give an awsome show........

on another note....I am really pissed that I lost my favorite beanie.... :mad:

[melissa]

I'm pissed b/c my room mate thinks it's ok to leave her bedroom window open when no one is home. I don't think it's very safe. I'm going to have to have another talk with her about this when I see her next. :(

[zenbabe]

I only said Malarkey's name ONCE. You have to say Malarkey THREE TIMES.

And besides, that Beetlejuice stuff is just a bunch of malarkey.

Ooops!! :eek:

Malarkey Malarkey Malarkey

Large Marge Large Marge Large Marge

difis?

[melissa]

:eek:
:(
:rolleyes:
:D

[Large Marge]

http://img218.exs.cx/img218/7017/drunkzenbabe7gy.jpg http://img218.exs.cx/img218/7017/drunkzenbabe7gy.jpg http://img218.exs.cx/img218/7017/drunkzenbabe7gy.jpg

[zenbabe]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :rolleyes:

[trisherina]

What was your favourite beanie, zen?

[Large Marge]

My hero is about to be on Letterman!

[Clytie]

dont say you love me when your d*ck is in someone else

[Clytie]

your prince...is still a frog

http://gueule.free.fr/listegroupe/ecstatic/img3.jpg

[craig johnston]

it is possible to love someone and have sex with someone else.
sorry not random, but true.

i hate letterman btw....

[Clytie]

i dont believe that at all!

[Large Marge]

dont say you love me when your d*ck is in someone else

Holy crap!

I'm sorry Clytie. Men suck. :(

[Large Marge]

it is possible to love someone and have sex with someone else.
sorry not random, but true.

i hate letterman btw....

Possible, but also selfish and hurtful.



WHAT???? YOU HATE LETTERMAN????

Um, why?

[rmr]

^^^ not totally true. depends on the relationship.

i'm not into that "open" kind of thing but you'd be surprised by how many people are and it works for them.......

[Large Marge]

^^^ not totally true. depends on the relationship.

i'm not into that "open" kind of thing but you'd be surprised by how many people are and it works for them.......

Yes, IF it's a mutual arrangement, and in Clytie's case, I don't think it was.

[rmr]

you're right and i'm sorry for that...........being cheated on is the worst........but not to sound like a cliche it's better to know someones an asshole sooner then later......:(

[craig johnston]

clearly in this case it wasn't ok with all parties.
it is however, possible to have sex with one person
while loving another. there are lots of types of love,
and there are lots of types of sex, and there are lots
of types of people. the idea that there is only one
set of moral rules which can govern all possible sexual
relationships is pie in the sky imho.

letterman - banned my all time hero bill hicks and
dissed harvey pekar. is a talentless slimebag who
made his career exploiting others more talented than
him.

maybe i shoulda put these in the unpopular opinion thread.
ok, turn loose the hounds.......

;)

[zero]

..my all time hero bill hicks..

:confused: i thought it was craig johnston

[craig johnston]

well you know z, i'm so random that i've got a bunch of them!
:cool:

[priceyfatprude]

slimebagSlimebag is our word of the day. ;)


I hate David Letterman almost as much as I hate celery, ketchup, ham, liars, and ppl who kick puppies.

[Large Marge]

you're right and i'm sorry for that...........being cheated on is the worst........but not to sound like a cliche it's better to know someones an asshole sooner then later......:(

Absolutely. Life is way too short to waste any of it on assholes.

[Large Marge]

Slimebag is our word of the day. ;)


I hate David Letterman almost as much as I hate celery, ketchup, ham, liars, and ppl who kick puppies.

pourquoi?

[priceyfatprude]

He's a smarmy ****.

[madasacutsnake]

dont say you love me when your d*ck is in someone else

Goodbye Clytie's @#$%^&* bf.

Is Blood Bank Dave straight and/or a baptist? He sounds nice.

[zenbabe]

what and assweasel

[Frieda]

my amaryllis is trying to grow through a cupboard

[Clytie]

have i told you all how much i love you?

[Large Marge]

my amaryllis is trying to grow through a cupboard

Frieda, are you a witch, a medicine woman or just an herbalist?

[rmr]

col. angus is on

col. angus is on!!!!!

[Large Marge]

col. angus is on

col. angus is on!!!!!

The band?

They remind me of someone: Three Doors Down?

Or do you mean this guy:

http://img236.exs.cx/img236/582/epslideparadise060no.jpg

[Large Marge]

I found a new button for the board.

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/49/button0in.jpg

What do you think?


Here it is a bit smaller.

http://img71.exs.cx/img71/6199/button21ei.jpg

[Frieda]

Frieda, are you a witch, a medicine woman or just an herbalist?
well we all like to dance naked in the moonlight, don't we?

muhuhahahahaaaaahhh :D

[Aphrodite]

well we all like to dance naked in the moonlight, don't we?

muhuhahahahaaaaahhh :D

Yes we do!

[Large Marge]

Yes we do!
Absolutely.



Frieda, by any chance do you know how to make mead?

[Clytie]

WHOA!!!

Clytie, Chuckie: Spill the beans!

You can't put those teasers out there and then not tell us!!! :eek:


im sure you all know now...if you want to know the details. pm me.

[Frieda]

Absolutely.



Frieda, by any chance do you know how to make mead?
never tried, but i heard it takes quite a lot of time and it stinks. and it's very easy to fvck up because of bacteria or fungus in the brew.

[Large Marge]

Question for rmr:

Where the hell can I get those CDs?

I went to two stores looking for Col. Angus (they've never heard of it) and postal service (they don't have the new one yet, so I bought the old one).

Have they only been released in New York??

I did find Garden State though, and am listening to it right now.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I went to two stores looking for Col. Angus

:rolleyes:

[Large Marge]

:rolleyes:

What?? Isn't that a band? I found one of their clips on the internet ...

(Sorry, I'm old and have been out of the music industry FOREVER. Be patient with me.)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

A band? Perhaps I misheard you.

[Large Marge]

A band? Perhaps I misheard you.
:confused:

[Clytie]

sometimes i really wish i had curly hair

[priceyfatprude]

I went to two stores looking for Col. Angus...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MARGE JUST MADE COFFEE COME OUT MY NOSE. sometimes i really wish i had curly hair You would not say that on a humid day. ;)

[Clytie]

lol i know i know...we always want what we dont have...

i should be thankful for my stick straight waist long locks eh? :D

[chuckie egg]

i should be thankful for my stick straight waist long locks eh? :D

most definitely ;)

[Clytie]

aweeeeeeeeee thankers!

[craig johnston]

not enough nipples at the superblow... :(

[Clytie]

im goin home! byebye monkeys!

[rmr]

Question for rmr:

I went to two stores looking for Col. Angus (they've never heard of it)
i]


hahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

i'm sorry that it's so hard for you to find col. angus -- that can be tough

[priceyfatprude]

I wish we could've been there to see Marge walk up to the counter & ask for Colonel Angus.

I wish I'd been able to see the look on the clerk's face.

[funkytuba]

I wish we could've been there to see Marge walk up to the counter & ask for Colonel Angus.
I wish I'd been able to see the look on the clerk's face.
before or after he introduced her to Colonel Angus?

[rmr]

I wish we could've been there to see Marge walk up to the counter & ask for Colonel Angus.

I wish I'd been able to see the look on the clerk's face.


baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

this is so farking funny

[priceyfatprude]

before or after he introduced her to Colonel Angus?Right as he got that Deer In The Headlights look & then as he licked his lip & looked around for his manager. baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

this is so farking funnyI know it made MY night. Then again, Colonel Angus usually does.

[madasacutsnake]

OK Marge.

I got to say it.

THINK BEFORE YOU SAY (POST) SOMETHING STUPID.

Well, that's because all of my experiences with Colonel Angus end in embarrassment! (http://www.villines.com/Internet/colangus.htm)

[trisherina]

Holy Hannah, and here I thought it was not going to be possible to make me laugh this evening.

[zenbabe]

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zenbabe

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Welcome to our newest member, gert

[Large Marge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MARGE JUST MADE COFFEE COME OUT MY NOSE.

That's what you get for laughing at an old woman. ;)

[Large Marge]

hahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

i'm sorry that it's so hard for you to find col. angus -- that can be tough

I hate to tell you sixth-graders, but "Colonel Angus" sounds nothing like "cunnilingus." :D

The guy didn't even flinch when I asked him - but the woman at Barnes & Noble asked me out. ;)

Col. Angus (http://www.ic-musicmedia.de/artist_pages/artistpage.php?id=74528)

[Large Marge]

Holy Hannah, and here I thought it was not going to be possible to make me laugh this evening.

Glad I could help. :rolleyes:

[Large Marge]

OK Marge.

I got to say it.

THINK BEFORE YOU SAY (POST) SOMETHING STUPID.

Well, that's because all of my experiences with Colonel Angus end in embarrassment! (http://www.villines.com/Internet/colangus.htm)

I will, snake, as long as you THINK BEFORE YOU SAY (POST) SOMETHING BITCHEY.

:D

[Large Marge]

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zenbabe

Threads: 5,856, Posts: 230,493, Members: 1,279
Welcome to our newest member, gert

I've wondered that myself. It often says that late at night, after you've all gone to bed. It'll be me and maybe one other user, 0 guests. Then all of a sudden, there's 35 guests!!

I have no idea what it is. Program glitch?

[topcat]

if snake didnt make a bitchey post, she wouldnt post at all.

[Large Marge]

if snake didnt make a bitchey post, she wouldnt post at all.

You make a good point.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Welcome to our newest member, gert

I wish gert would change her location to "by sea".

[zenbabe]

*snickers*

this is actually pretty funny.......


hahhhahaa... :D

[Large Marge]

Hey, what happened to your little drummer man?

[zenbabe]

he went home...he said to say LATAH BIATCH............

[Large Marge]

http://img183.exs.cx/img183/3699/drunkzenbabe0gj.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

I hate to tell you sixth-graders, but "Colonel Angus" sounds nothing like "cunnilingus." :D Say it with a TN accent. ;)

[Large Marge]

Say it with a TN accent. ;)

Thankfully, I don't have a TN accent. ;)

I have seen the SNL skit, but it was a long time ago. Forgot all about it.

Turns out, Col. Angus is a band, probably named after the skit.

[zenbabe]

malarky

[Large Marge]

malarky

Col. Angus (http://www.ic-musicmedia.de/artist_pages/artistpage.php?id=74528)

[craig johnston]

sorry to be completely unrandom here, but i totally
sympathise with marge and admire the way she
handled this joke. good on ya girl!
mr p.nice

[Clytie]

"men ...only a very small percentage turn out to be worthwhile.... to spend any more time with"

bottomline---dont waste your time with losers

[craig johnston]

i wonder what would happen if i generalised about women?

[Clytie]

im quoting someone ... i have loads of male friends and dont really think all men are eewy gross jerk/liars. just want to warn others about the few that are. liars are tricky tricky (male and female) i gave my trust and well.. got burned bad. be careful out there --its a big bad world

[tsunamimom]

i wonder what would happen if i generalised about women?

We would jump on you and tear you limb from limb, of course... :D
love
Jo

[rmr]

im quoting someone ... i have loads of male friends and dont really think all men are eewy gross jerk/liars. just want to warn others about the few that are. liars are tricky tricky (male and female) i gave my trust and well.. got burned bad. be careful out there --its a big bad world

that's your experience and i'm really sorry for that but you are making some really offensive comments towards men (and men in general) and i totally see what craig is saying -- if a guy on the board just got dumped and was making comments like you are about women -- the chicks on here would be all over him like cheap suit -- i'm just saying i'm sorry that you're feelings are hurt but i think you should leave the entire male population out of your issue -- i don't think they're all assholes

[topcat]

rmr that was reallt sweet of you defending us, but of course we are all assholes :)

[Large Marge]

Not true! I know plenty of great men!

[Clytie]

i dont think that you read what i said at all...

=i have loads of male friends and dont really think all men are eewy gross jerk/liars. just want to warn others about the few that are. liars are tricky tricky (male and female) i gave my trust and well.. got burned bad. be careful out there --its a big bad world

i like men. i dun think i generalized at all...and if it came off that way--thats why i wrote that ^... i like guys loads. lots. i just now am more guarded. thats all.... :(