This is the thread where everyone is random.

[chuckie egg]

the moon is very bright at the moment, no need for streetlights!

[amanda]

there's a rabbit in my moon.

[laughingbuddha]

WHEW!!!!

[chuckie egg]

WOOHOO!!

:D *how I'm feeling*

[laughingbuddha]

hey chuckie..pass it on :)

[red]

Ooo!
maple sugar cubes! yummy!
I never get anything yummy in the mail.

:::kicks at ground and pouts:::

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
... I am curious as to why she always packs a brick of cheese in every shipment ... does she not think we have cheese in the US?



She knows the US has cheese, but she is wise to the fact that it is all tasteless crap, with no flavour, and you need real, live, blue-veined smelly, wonderful CHEESE.

[dinzdale]

Cheese doesnt wiggle....sicko...

[ambo]

Okay, I've just read through ALL 32 PAGES of the "mugs" thread. So now I know what most of you look like.
Curiously, all the pictures of dinz are missing
And with such interesting comments too !

[dinzdale]

Have they really gone?.....Bastard censorship.......they're probably in the women's restroom tacked on the back of the end stall..........

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Cheese doesnt wiggle....sicko...

this coming from a guy who spent all of yesterday hiding in an underwear drawer

[dinzdale]

Yeah , there is Rune......

[dinzdale]

...wiggle Ok....creepy wiggly wormy feet, NO THANK YOU.

I wasnt talking about your pup's nose....


YAY MY PIC ! ! ! !

[dinzdale]

Freud would wonder how come you managed to produce my picture so quickly........*blush*....

[ambo]

Oh I don't believe for a minute he actually BLUSHES....

So that's what all the RP fuss is about, huh ?

[dinzdale]

Living dream baby, living the dream....
any better and I'd be twins.


"feels like a touch.....touch too much......"

[Red Princess]

what fuss?

[priceyfatprude]

My tummy hurts. Potluck lunches are evil.

[Deviate]

mmmm IZZE sparkling beverage.....

-st.

[Frieda]

~ice ice baby~

~dumdumdumdumdudududum~

[Frieda]

"...like a little dirty, where the pants is coming off a bit"

[Frieda]

what's this, the pants fetish meeting board??

[noxxville]

Milk for standing liquid. Hubcap!

[Frieda]

a new day an awful morning after
leaning back on my chair in a greasy spoon cafeteria

[laughingbuddha]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Irish lad. Blue, bluuuueeee eyes. ... he thought I was pretty.

Irish eyes are smiling....

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
On average, Italians get 42 vacation days every year. You got a problem w/that? *cracks knuckles*

[red]

Originally posted by moel
If i ever become a vegetable, i hope i'm not a carrot.

carrots are good for you and carrot tops are awesome baby!

[Hermione]

carrots are hard to chew

[ambo]

Why Peg ? Does it give you bunny wabbit gas ?

[laughingbuddha]

i'm randomly hungry

[Molly]

i miss tom.

[ambo]

I GOT IT

Molly's tom ran off with Moel's q-tips !

Oh the horror of it all.

[ambo]

What the ????

[ambo]

Maybe it's old, like ancient...

[laughingbuddha]

nyc loves the irish....just sometime back it was the irish chappie..now it's a sign..whats next ;)

[Molly]

no, ambo,my tom did not run off with moels q-tips. i think i misplaced him.


kepp your boyfriend(and your q-tips) on a leashe and you shall live a happy life.

[masterofNone]

(slahn-tcheh) A drinking toast; Cheers! [Gaelic: health]

[laughingbuddha]

drunk on a high..induced by enlightenment ;)

lol!!! mez not drunk..just a lil..very lil

[laughingbuddha]

right ur ass was pretty...enlightening i mean...loopy...yeah you could have called my car that ;) pretty loopy ;) if u know what i mean

[ambo]

Molly, leashes can be bad for boyfriends...

Peg, spill woman - what did it mean ?

[ambo]

should I ask ?
what do you do with q-tips ?

[ambo]

unused, I hope...

[red]

my cat's favorite toys are q-tips.

[ambo]

oh yeah I almost forgot
my youngest cat always knocks over the garbage cans and plays with the q-tips
weirdo

[Molly]

if you want your q-tips, moel, go find my tom and ask HIM.

[noxxville]

i need more feet.

[moel]

Who are you now? Chretien?!


I con knod anzer dat quest'on.

[Molly]

Originally posted by moel
Just tell me who Tom is and I'll go find him.... or at least I'll make up a story has to where he has gone with the q-tips.

tom is my boyfriend.....um. thats it. unless you want a full description.

[moel]

That's entirely up to you.

[red]

Imagining Noxx with 3 left feet.
hee!

[moel]

You are not asleep.

[ambo]

http://www.ambographics.com/bboard/q-tips.jpg

[laughingbuddha]

One slip, and down the hole we fall

It seems to take no time at all

A momentary lapse of reason

That binds a life for life

A small regret, you won't forget

There'll be no sleep in here tonight

-- 'One slip' by Pink Floyd

[bealeblues]

excellent... thanks for filling the floyd void....

[laughingbuddha]

do you rhyme all the time?

[bealeblues]

not if i can help it--- that was a catch phrase used by my local radio station and i just plagiarized it....

[Frieda]

these?? they're really ugly Moel.

http://www.heineken.nl/domains/heinekennl/content/productimages/large/42.jpg

[bealeblues]

'word association' thread is rapidly catching up with this thread for sheer volume of posts....

[Frieda]

i'll buy you this, moel!

http://www.heineken.nl/domains/heinekennl/content/productimages/large/22.jpg

[ambo]

Just what mail order catalog from hell are you getting these pictures from ?

[Frieda]

umm.. the Heineken webstore (http://www.heineken.nl/heineken.asp)... the button to enter the shop is on the bottom right of the page..

[ambo]

You forgot to mention I had to answer *Ja* first !

[ambo]

Do you go to the same Starbucks as Ze ?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by ambo
You forgot to mention I had to answer *Ja* first !
oh.. lol.. sorry! haha! you have to tell them if you're over 18.. lol

edited to add: AND, click on "meer artikelen" to see more stuff!

[ambo]

yup, figured that one out
clicked on *ja*
sounded like yes
saw the 18

[ambo]

Peg, ever considered the flu shot ?

[ambo]

oooh drugs, now there's an idea...

[bealeblues]

i own several hats....

i may be pissing on my dodgers hat if they don't start winning soon..... baltimore is simply a lost cause so it will be spared for now....

[Deviate]

i actually own quite a few hats, as well. some are well suited for everyday wear, some for specific clothing, some live in the party box.

getting a new hat for my birthday (or so is the rumour). if i don't get it i'm getting it for myself for my birthday.

right now my favourite hat is my Huskers hat, plain black with a red embroidered N right in the center.

i was wearing a sailor's cap for awhile a few weeks back. i wonder where that's gotten to.

-st.

[bealeblues]

i have that same huskers hat, only mine is red with the embroidered "N"... quite repulsive, actually.... :D

[Deviate]

i'm hoping that was a slam on the hat and not on the Huskers....

-st.

[bealeblues]

ummmmm..... whatever you want to think deev.....

remember, i have spent time in lincoln.....

[noxxville]

i want a big foam cowboy hat.....neon green preferrably

[priceyfatprude]

2 extra strength Tylenols + 1 melatonin

[rmr]

I'm starting to really dislike locksmiths.

[zenbabe]

I need a red bull...

[malina]

mööööp!
*desperately trying to make a good impression*

[zenbabe]

I am sitting here at my desk at work, and for some strange reason, I feel like I should be wearing a seat belt..

[Frieda]

Originally posted by malina
mööööp!
*desperately trying to make a good impression*

welcome Malina! don't be scared if you hear any squeaking noises, that'll just be the POS welcome wagon. :D enjoy your new life, once you post you can't.. umm.. stost!

[malina]

hoi frieda - thanks for the kind words!

zen - i have some vodka in my desk, want some?

[Frieda]

hoi? ha! you speak dutch??

[malina]

een beetje

[Frieda]

hahaha! i love it! are you dutch?

[bealeblues]

i think you should do it. if that doesn't spark a conversation, nothing will....

:D

[red]

maybe throw a few pink sponge rollers in your hair too!

[Frieda]

:D do you think that you can fit a bottle of booze in one of those brown paper bags in the pocket of your house coat? :D

[zenbabe]

make sure you have a cig hanging out of your mouth at all times. Complete the picture...

[zenbabe]

and drool...don't forget to drool...

[bealeblues]

see.... we told you it would work

[masterofNone]

nyquil goggles

[dickieC]

NYC's got a boy-friend, NYC's got a boy-friend!

Is it the tempting temping bloke from the office?

[Madmack]

Shhhh... Dickie.. It's a secret..
(P.S. Not the guy from the office... An Irishman.. And shockingly, a gentleman..!!!)

[RuneT]

Hmmm, so it's a red haired bloke that like to open doors for people?

[dickieC]

Ah, a dying breed....

[RuneT]

Still, a very usefull breed ;)

[malina]

who?

where?



when???

[Red Princess]

i love Peeps

[Red Princess]

what's the nickname?

[AllegroNg]

MoN's avatar is the GREATEST that I have ever seen. I am left speechless (nevermind, that's not true..) Thank you, MoN, for producing such wonderful things...

[masterofNone]

shucks

[priceyfatprude]

There is a bee in the breakroom. A big-ass bee. With antlers & everything.

[agentsmith]

didja miss me????????????????????????????????????????????

no.
i missed myself. ah well, good enough. who are all the new ass-faces? have i been gone that long???

[Red Princess]

ass faces?

i think i missed something

[noxxville]

Do ducks duck?

[malina]

ducks definitely do duck !

do pointers point?

[zenbabe]

dum dilly dum dum...

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by zenbabe
dum dilly dum dum...





two bits

[RuneT]

Today I will hop on the http://www.norwayrail.com/norge/langslinjen/bergen/el18.jpg to http://www.vindegg.no/web_bilder/1_panorama%20vinter.jpg where I will participate in http://www.geiloil.no/skarverennet/bildegalleri/full/langoens.jpg
Then I will get http://www.elreydelart.com/drunk!.jpg before I fall http://www.fineart-gallery.com/asleep-with-friend.jpg

Have a nice weekend. Cya on monday!

[bealeblues]

welcome back agentsmith

now spew forth your venom-- we've all missed it

[ambo]

I wonder where agentsmith will be on 5/15...

[trisherina]

I believe, agentsmith, you meant new-ass faces.

Once again, we see the excruciating importance of attention to punctuation.

(off to wash the old ass-face)

[Deviate]

i am so very addicted to DTWOF and two weeks is way too long to wait for a new strip. i wait and wait and wait and when it finally comes out i read it and then i have to read all the archived editions just to get my fix.

addiction, man.

s'awful.

-st.

[malina]

i have new socks on !

[malina]

*runs*...........

[rmr]

I always thought I was the crazy one.

[malina]

great traction! :D ( ...although I did get a dirty look from a senior partner who was just getting a coffee... )

[bealeblues]

my senior partner just looked at me cross-eyed b/c i spent an hour and twenty minutes at lunch trying crawfish pies....

not like that bastard isn't leaving in 15 minutes to go fishing....

[malina]

I deserve to go home now! enough work already!!

[bealeblues]

do we have to start a new thread when the page counts hit 100?

[malina]

how much more babble do i have to post before i get to write something stupid under my name ?

[dinzdale]

Try short words...

[Deviate]

where have all the IMs gone? i've been here all day and only one bling-bling of yahoo to interrupt my banal day...

-st.

[laughingbuddha]

lol..yesterday..i deleted them all from my machine..today i installed them all back..what a cardinal waste of time!! :D

[ambo]

Originally posted by malina
how much more babble do i have to post before i get to write something stupid under my name ?

I hear your pain malina.

I had the same frustration, as you can see here:
http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1587

Ze was saying I could edit my user text after only 10 posts, but even after 100, I couldn't. Yet I noticed another boarder that had custom text, and with only 79 posts. I even tried creating a new member called "bug", and posted 10 times, but could not edit my user test. I whined at Ze, and I guess he did something, because within a day or two, I could edit my user text. I've no idea what he did, or even if he did anything. My guess was it was based on time as a member in addition to posts. But who knows ?

[moel]

Oh no, the golden girls are on but i'm too lazy to change the channel.

[ambo]

just put a t-shirt over the tv screen

[ambo]

try a scarf - it becomes Letterman

[priceyfatprude]

Purple jellybeans are awesome.

[rmr]

......what a drag it is getting old.......

[masterofNone]

getting old beats the only current alternative.

[rmr]

ooooh i didn't mean that towards you. I was being random....

You better stop...look around...here it comes....here it comes.....19 nervous breakdown

I'm just singing along to the stones!!!

[rmr]

not sure what that means exactly....but no....now i'm on

LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER

as much as I love ya, well, you're just not my type :)

[rmr]

You're fish is actually mad at me....Don't blame yourself!!

[Deviate]

Originally posted by rmr
as much as I love ya, well, you're just not my type :)
oh f*ck, i really hate hearing this....

-st.

[chuckie egg]

there, there..... you're definitely my type! ;) oops wrong thread!! :D

[Red Princess]

i think i am going to have to go to the back up pony tail guy. men phooey. if it weren't for that one piece of equipment i would dispense with them all together

[ambo]

Originally posted by Red Princess
i think i am going to have to go to the back up pony tail guy. men phooey. if it weren't for that one piece of equipment i would dispense with them all together

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

[ambo]

sorry Moel, it was just in line with the previous quote
i don't really believe that
*winks*

[zenbabe]

Note to self: home made tomatoe soup makes for a wonderful aphrodisiac

*takes a drag on a cig*

[Deviate]

lol, i do moel, unfortunately....

we've moved from doiley sex and on to peep sex.... scary.

-st.

[Deviate]

the ants have my pants....

-st.

[moel]

damn those ants.... those ants and their pants.

[ambo]

why is this board so dead on a saturday night ?
do you people have lives ?
HOW DARE YOU !

[Red Princess]

no real life in this corner, stomping the shit out of them does have it's appeal. however i doubt if it would work and it would just take too long for the aging process, maybe i will just start buying batteries at the price club

[Red Princess]

i think the post office is secretly in charge of everything, those bastards are everywhere

[ambo]

ha ha ha
in their little white trucks
kill them all

[moel]

i think they're trying to get all of our DNA by making us lick stamps.

[ambo]

sure, they need to make us from scratch, so that they can man all those empty windows while the lines go OUT THE DOOR !

[malina]

bastards!

[Red Princess]

it is such a racket! i wonder how much money they make off those 2 and 3 cent stamps you have to buy in order to use up the stamps you bought before the rates went up , and you never get the right number and continualy find them leftover in the drawer after you've run out of the other ones


see see what i mean!!!!

[ambo]

let's make gags out of all the left over 2 and 3 cent stamps and use them to cover their mouths

do you want insurance with that ?
delivery confirmation ?

aaaarrrggghhh !

[Deviate]

Harry Potter II, the Chamber of Secrets BLOWS FETID MONKEY DONGER!

i can't believe i wasted my night actually watching crapy excuse for a movie. damn i was so disappointed...

not to mention i missed Saturday night board craziness...

-st.

[ambo]

who among us has not ?

[moel]

is there a support group?

[ambo]

yeah, but the rice crackers always burst in and break up the meetings...

[ambo]

i wouldn't be surprised
bastard crackers

[zenbabe]

I forgot to wash my face before I passed out last night, now i'm gonna have zits in two days......:(

[bealeblues]

i saw a wallflower girl last night

[agentsmith]

who has fingerless gloves?

[Deviate]

i have fingerless gloves, but i call them mittens.

-st.

[agentsmith]

yes...
im making a riff raff costume for weekend rocky horror showings...i need gloves w/out fingers


where were they bought????

[masterofNone]

got scissors?

[Deviate]

goodwill + scissors

i have a few pairs of leather ones, studded and not-studded which have been used for Riff Raff...

-st.

[bealeblues]

i hate appellate briefs

[malina]

mickey D's is looking for good people

[bealeblues]

haven't gotten that GED yet, so McD is still but a dream for me......

have you been able to get yours RP?

[malina]

my hair is a mess

[Deviate]

I'M a mess.

damn stained nasty dirty wifebeater, shorts covered in mud, grass-stained feet, fingernails like a coal miner, hair in every which direction...

-st.

[bealeblues]

you'd fit in perfectly in the town just south of here

wait, you'd fit in perfectly here!

[Deviate]

hell, i'm wearing fine Sunday dinner dress in Suthun terms...

-st.

[bealeblues]

no you're not. put on some flip-flops.... we may go to walmart after dinner....

[Deviate]

woo hoo!

MOVIN ON UP!

-st.

[malina]

did anyone see Kalifornia? (w/brad pitt)

[ambo]

you mean Kalifornia (w/David Duchovny), don't you ? ;)

[ambo]

Originally posted by nycwriters
For a moment having that one thread stay at the top made me think I had Zen's cookie problem.

so how does it stay on top ?
is it Ze magic ?

[malina]

Originally posted by ambo
you mean Kalifornia (w/David Duchovny), don't you ? ;)

yes.

[ambo]

never seen it

just kidding, geez

[malina]

i thought juliette lewis and brad pitt were great in it...

[ambo]

i didn't notice anyone but david duchovny
do i have a thing for david duchovny ?
no, i do not
he's just
excuse me

[malina]

:D

[malina]

sorry haven't seen it - should we start a fav movie thread?

[malina]

ok then let's kill this one.....

no wait! wrong thread........

[ambo]

goodnight john boy

[Zyle]

I just poked myself in the eye... it really hurts :(

[laughingbuddha]

know the feeling...wears ur specs..or u might poke again!

[bealeblues]

i just got kicked in the stomach

[RuneT]

Holy shit, by who?

[bealeblues]

ha... not literally, viking friend... just figuretively

[chuckie egg]

I'll rub it better :)

[bealeblues]

i may take you up on that....

[Deviate]

applying large comical white band-aid 'X' to Beale's guts.

hang in there man, we need you round here.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
haven't gotten that GED yet, so McD is still but a dream for me......

have you been able to get yours RP?

oh yes, got the GED then a BA just for fun, now i am over qualified for mcdonald's, have to do all this computer stuff instead.

[Hermione]

I skipped first period todayy.. now i'm off to school! wee..

[priceyfatprude]

I'm skipping my period this month. Weeeeeee!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by moel
yes, i agree... evil dead is the coolest movie.
Oh oh oh!!!!
I *love* "Evil Dead"!!!!

i just love Bruce Campbell... :D

[Red Princess]

pie

[Deviate]

MAN i wish highschool...

-st.

[ambo]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I'm skipping my period this month. Weeeeeee!

I'm skipping mine indefinitely. Weeeee x 100 !

[Zyle]

damn. wish i was skipping mine. *takes more paracetemol*


I just learnt something. Never ever order a "hot 'n' spicy meat feast" pizza unless you really want your mouth to HURT.

*OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIEEEEEE!!!!!*

[ambo]

your day will come...

and your hot pizza will not seem so hot after all !

[Zyle]

hehe! I don't want THAT day to come for a while... just not this one either.

I have cheesy garlic bread too, it makes up for the nasty pizza :p

[Red Princess]

i think we now know how to kill that other thread

[ambo]

you mean the m word ?

[Red Princess]

that's the one

[ambo]

well we may not even need to resort to that

looks like i may have killed it after all, and a few others as well

[Red Princess]

let's just keep it in mind in case the situation becomes desperate

[ambo]

so it's really just a ruse, isn't it - all those names up there at the top of the page ?

if they aren't really there, why aren't they getting logged off like i do ?

[Zyle]

I think it logs people off after about 30 mins or something?

[ambo]

oh it's much sooner than that for me
the real mystery is why stay logged on if you aren't posting
just putting little tease threads out there like dinz then sitting back to watch everyone posting except you
but maybe that's my problem
oh obviously it is :(

[Deviate]

shudder

sigh

breathe in

sigh

-st.

[ambo]

and furthermore
it really does not look good when i sit here at work giggling at my desk
nobody is going to believe i am working
and i've posted over 600 times in less than ONE MONTH
this can't be healthy

[lapietra]

catfish is really tasty even without breading

[Deviate]

damn it! i thought i had KILLED it!

-st.

[lapietra]

this is absolutely the thread that will never die.
gotta have a place to be random...

[Deviate]

this snowman head is really starting to smell.

-st.

[Red Princess]

was it the post office?

[Deviate]

f*ckin' grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

-st.

[ambo]

Originally posted by moel
yes, and they told me to go golfing at 3:00 on friday.

no,no moel
don't believe them
it's a trap

[ambo]

but they've already replaced dinz with a lily-ass nice guy
i beg of you....

[Deviate]

form of:
an ICE GONDOLA!

-st.

[Deviate]

form of:
WATER!

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by lapietra
catfish

food poisoning!

Oh wait, this isnt the word association thread.....doy

[malina]

Originally posted by ambo
but they've already replaced dinz with a lily-ass nice guy
i beg of you....

LILLY-ASS ... :D

[noxxville]

A keyboard tray really can slice your head open.

[Deviate]

welcome back, ol' buddy, ol' pal.

-st.

[noxxville]

AH.......when I get back to full stride....watch out.....I'm feeling a bit stanky.

[bealeblues]

this thread has 100 pages

[zenbabe]

Tupac released a new song today....

[bealeblues]

not bad for a dead guy

[Deviate]

this is one of my favourite threads.
the word association is one of my least favourite threads.

thanka beckadeck.

-st.

[ambo]

sweet peas
columbine
gardenia
rubrum lilies

[Red Princess]

i think lucinda williams is very cool

[ambo]

and lucinda ruh

[malina]

Originally posted by ambo
sweet peas
columbine
gardenia
rubrum lilies

RUBRUM LILLIES ... :D

[ambo]

got a dictionary ?

[malina]

why?

[ambo]

can't find LILLY or LILLIES in mine...

[malina]

heartfelt apology for the typo!

( it shall never happen again! )

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by malina
heartfelt apology for the typo!

( it shall never happen again! )

sure sure, that's what they all say

[ambo]

i thought you were correcting my spelling !!!!

tee hee

what a moron *bangs head on monitor*

[malina]

or did you think i was trying to correct you??

i was laughing at the "RUBRUM" part ..... is all :D :D :D

[malina]

no no the moron sits HERE !!!

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by malina
or did you think i was trying to correct you??

i was laughing at the "RUBRUM" part ..... is all :D :D :D

rubrum or redrum? hmmmmm

[ambo]

rubrum lilies are those wonderful white lilies with the pink centers that smell soooooo good - they are also known as star gazer lilies

redrum, indeed

[Deviate]

lilies, lillies, rebrum, redrum, pfft, pfft, pfft.

i'm hungry for mint chutney and wishing i were 18 again...

-st.

[dinzdale]

...because you are more full of random than the rest of us.

[ambo]

Originally posted by moel
This is my 188th post in this thread.

pray tell, Moel, how did you come by that bit of fascinating trivia ?

[ambo]

OMG - now I can see just how productive I've been !

[Red Princess]

my head hurts, i just looked at how 'productive' i have been on this thread

[Frieda]

IMPRESSIONS OF CRETE - BY FRIEDA

oh lovely Crete, oh sandy beach!

the morning sun warms my coffee
while the stray cats are shitting in the gravel.



:D i can't wait till the pictures are ready! :D