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jasmina

10-18-2005, 09:01 PM

Hermione

10-18-2005, 09:02 PM

i hate that we're not best friends anymore. :(

jasmina

10-18-2005, 09:36 PM

I hate that I'm addicted to cigarettes.
I'm going to have to go out now in the dark on my own and buy some, because I've run out and I'm addicted. That makes me very sad, on many many levels.
But I'll still do it.......
If I have kids, I'll do everything I can to make sure they don't smoke.
However my parents did everything they could, and I still smoked.... Solution???????
Since I wrote that, being disgusted with myself and with everything that smoking means, (and also not wanting to go out alone in the dark!)
I've decided to finally give up...... please wish me luck!!
I have one of those weird white stick things that you put nicotine cartridges into, to wean yourself off them..... it worked for me for a month, a couple of years ago.. I'm hoping I can be strong enough now for it to be the last time.
Fingers and toes crossed. I'd hate for anyone I know to have to go through this, and now I can see what my parents were saying all those years ago..... maybe I can change it.

Hermione

10-18-2005, 10:49 PM

yayyyy jasmina!!!

I am soooo proud of you! You are strong enough to give up. Good luck!! You can do this! I know you can! :):)

Jack Flanders

10-18-2005, 11:56 PM

Jasmina,

1. Find a person with a really bad cold and let them breathe on your face. Contract bronchitis from this interaction so your lungs will ache from each cough you make (ooh, a Police rhyme) and you'll not want to smoke for awhile.

2. Tally up what you spend a week or month on smokes and plan ahead what you could use the money for on yourself for fun (or fun-having, you pervs). Smokes here are $$$ and expect where you live are also.

3. Around here, I'm seeing more and more elderly folk attached to their oxygen tanks and hoses, looking really crabby and older than they are because of the their old habit.

Tough love? OK! I smoked, too, but decided I needed my health, money and kids.

You can DO IT!!!!

PS looking for lamps!!!

Max Headroom

10-19-2005, 12:30 AM

Since I wrote that, being disgusted with myself and with everything that smoking means, (and also not wanting to go out alone in the dark!)
I've decided to finally give up...... please wish me luck!!
I have one of those weird white stick things that you put nicotine cartridges into, to wean yourself off them..... it worked for me for a month, a couple of years ago.. I'm hoping I can be strong enough now for it to be the last time.
Fingers and toes crossed. I'd hate for anyone I know to have to go through this, and now I can see what my parents were saying all those years ago..... maybe I can change it.

Oh, so now you're just a quitter!!! ;)

Best of luck to you... My uncle quit when he took his 15 y/o daughter to the dr. with a persistent cough. when the Dr. told him that it was a smokers cough (from the second hand smoke in the house) he quit...

Though I've never gone through it, I think the most important thing to do is alter your behaviour pattern. You need to find something to do that takes up the time you would have spent smoking. (though eating is maybe not the best option) Keeping your mind preoccupied will help deal with cravings sneaking up on you. As with almost anything in life... willpower...

What the hell do I know.... the only thing i've given up is porno, and it wasen't that hard.

Jack Flanders

10-19-2005, 12:46 AM

Wasen't that hard, huh? Never?

Max Headroom

10-19-2005, 01:10 AM

Wasen't that hard, huh? Never?

There is a joke to be made there

trisherina

10-19-2005, 01:12 AM

^^ worst jokes thread

Hermione

10-19-2005, 01:29 AM

so i just finished my midterm study guide.

17 pages.

karma_queen

10-19-2005, 05:21 AM

went to the nastiest, tackiest, cheesiest, chaviest club in town last night

but actually had a really good time

Frieda

10-19-2005, 05:31 AM

owwwwww headache :(

craig johnston

10-19-2005, 05:54 AM

very sunny and blue sky here.
lovely!
:)

kq - i'm not surprised, sure you fitted right in. :rolleyes:

frieda - drink or weed? :(

surbhi - what is that? :confused:

Frieda

10-19-2005, 06:06 AM

neither, unfortunately.. getting sick i guess.. :(

karma_queen

10-19-2005, 06:08 AM

craig that's so mean! no vase for you this christmas

craig johnston

10-19-2005, 06:18 AM

no no, i just meant with your ebullient and open minded personality i'm sure you would be able to charm any crowd and make the most of any situation.
:)

maybe it's cos of the weather frieda
;)

karma_queen

10-19-2005, 06:26 AM

well saved

here, have a vase
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/fun/devivals/XXDAYad/XX-Day-photos/WeiCam/misc./Susie-Vase.jpg

craig johnston

10-19-2005, 06:56 AM

can i have the earrings too?

karma_queen

10-19-2005, 06:57 AM

no! they're the crazy ladys

craig johnston

10-19-2005, 06:59 AM

what about the wig?

karma_queen

10-19-2005, 07:02 AM

do you think that's a wig? i hope not - i don't want to believe that someone would choose to have hair like that.
she does seem rather too overdressed for an event which involves showing off vases

craig johnston

10-19-2005, 07:05 AM

or underdressed

karma_queen

10-19-2005, 07:09 AM

true, true. the poor old dear

lapietra

10-19-2005, 05:04 PM

It is so *weird* how some foods taste so much better depending on whether or not they're hot or cold.

I mean - ice cream is a no-brainer - or is it? Have you ever tried to eat a quantity of melted ice cream? Sickly sweet. But when you freeze the same stuff it's heavenly...

I just tried to finish off the rest of a can of soup that wouldn't fit in a bowl. It was kinda nasty. But the heated-up stuff is soooo yummy. :D

Lots of cheeses are better room temperature. Wine should either be chilled or barely warm. Pasta and rice are all cold and hard right out of the fridge, but put them in a salad at room temp and they're fine.

Yup. This belongs in the random thread.

Jack Flanders

10-19-2005, 05:26 PM

^^^ I went to party a couple of years ago where everyone was supposed to bring something interesting to eat. This woman brought homemade ice cream. It looked good so I took a small bowl of it. It was ice cold but "hot pepper" flavored. OMG It was really awful.

lapietra

10-19-2005, 05:44 PM

Max Headroom

10-19-2005, 05:47 PM

Drinkin on the job... but the boss bought the wine

Jack Flanders

10-19-2005, 05:57 PM

Can't get better than that!

dinzdale

10-19-2005, 05:58 PM

Unless the boss is a 23 yr old stripper called "Candeee".

Then it could be better...

Max Headroom

10-19-2005, 06:02 PM

19 would be prime actualy...

Jack Flanders

10-19-2005, 06:03 PM

...and she wants him to stay late and work on a Strategic Plan with her...

dinzdale

10-19-2005, 06:05 PM

...apparently five fingers *cough* sorry phases....

Jack Flanders

10-19-2005, 06:10 PM

...more wine? ...

Max Headroom

10-19-2005, 06:24 PM

yeah, this is going down real smooth now

karma_queen

10-24-2005, 03:08 PM

here there and everywhere (by the beatles, obviously) is my new favourite love song. before that it was that song by the moldy peaches about the cartoons... i think i've changed in the past 6 months

smellyrayzin

10-25-2005, 07:48 PM

.... i just noticed i'm wearing one shoe. :confused:

Jack Flanders

10-25-2005, 07:56 PM

and I'm wearing the other one!!?? Oh, my!

craig johnston

10-28-2005, 06:00 AM

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050722/050722_davis1_hmed_12p.hmedium.jpg

:eek:

Frieda

10-29-2005, 05:49 PM

this is so fcking cool!

tonight is Night of the Night here.. they shut down all the greenhouse lights and other light sources in the whole country just for the sake of darkness.. how it used to be.. and guess what??

YOU CAN SEE THE STARS!!

it's sooooo cool, i can even see them from my balcony! :)

Max Headroom

10-29-2005, 07:16 PM

So if you are wondering, "whats the best way to get that chick to finaly hook up with you?" Here it is.

Try moving to another city.

All summer I've been putting in time on this one... on short notice i'm now moving to another city... This for some reason was a spur for her to finaly hook up with me..

Would someone care to explain the psychology of this too me?

karma_queen

10-30-2005, 06:56 AM

it's her last chance to have you and all that :)

i woke up far too early for a sunday morning: 9 o'clock! the clocks went back last night, so i woke up thinking that it was 10 o'clock, which is slightly more respectable. now i'm wondering what on earth i'm going to do with all the extra time that waking up early brings...

smellyrayzin

10-30-2005, 08:15 AM

and I'm wearing the other one!!?? Oh, my!

you must have small feet!!!!
you know what they say about guys with small feet ... ;) they've got small ankles!
ha!
oh man, that was a killer joke
haaaa

craig johnston

10-30-2005, 09:08 AM

Would someone care to explain the psychology of this too me?

she just wants to use your body for her own sordid
pleasures without having to bump into you at the
mall in two months.
you could look at it the same way....
;)

Hyakujo's Fox

11-02-2005, 12:19 PM

How can it be 28° (http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDV60034.shtml) at quarter past 2 in the morning?

Hyakujo's Fox

11-02-2005, 01:23 PM

 
I &hearts; My Weiner (http://www.panoramas.dk/fullscreen5/f40_savannah.html)
 

RuneT

11-07-2005, 12:10 PM

ok I handed in my resignation today. I thought it would be cool but I feel like Judas.

Jack Flanders

11-07-2005, 01:36 PM

Don't hang yourself. Go out for a drink instead.

o
Skal!!

rmr

11-07-2005, 03:34 PM

ok I handed in my resignation today. I thought it would be cool but I feel like Judas.

i hate that

sorry.

karma_queen

11-08-2005, 05:43 PM

my pyjamas are covered in flamingoes :)

craig johnston

11-08-2005, 05:50 PM

sexy!
;)

karma_queen

11-08-2005, 05:51 PM

they really are - there are a few palm trees too ;)

craig johnston

11-08-2005, 05:54 PM

palm trees not sexy.
get new ones kq.
:cool:

karma_queen

11-08-2005, 05:56 PM

i only wear them when no one'll see me! and besides, i love them. they're pink and they make me smile in a smug manner.

craig johnston

11-08-2005, 05:59 PM

pink palm trees?
drugs will ruin your mind girl!
:cool:

karma_queen

11-08-2005, 06:07 PM

they've obviously ruined yours - flamingoes and palm trees are terribly sexy. you're just crazy!

craig johnston

11-08-2005, 06:13 PM

sorry, oh great queen, i totally forgot my place as your underling.
please send me to your dungeons etc...

:)

dinzdale

11-08-2005, 06:58 PM

my pyjamas are covered in flamingoes :)

What are these "pyjamas" of which you speak?

madasacutsnake

11-08-2005, 08:47 PM

Hmmmm, stairs...unstable bladder........PFO........jammas have their role.

Frieda

11-11-2005, 08:06 AM

a lala lala long

karma_queen

11-14-2005, 03:03 PM

i'm terribly bored, and there's no one home apart from me :( someone entertain me...

Jack Flanders

11-14-2005, 03:43 PM

Do you like pandas? Go to the Animal Plant web site and click the panda video cam. This is the baby at the Wash. D.C. zoo.

craig johnston

11-14-2005, 04:26 PM

nobody could be that bored could they?

:p

Jack Flanders

11-14-2005, 04:29 PM

You never know.

craig johnston

11-14-2005, 04:49 PM

can't be worse than jailcam.
man, was that boring!

;)

Jack Flanders

11-14-2005, 05:11 PM

Ew horny convicts.

craig johnston

11-14-2005, 05:16 PM

if only......
:rolleyes:

Hyakujo's Fox

11-18-2005, 01:05 AM

How can yesterday feel like Monday and today feel like Friday?

craig johnston

11-18-2005, 07:53 AM

it's called senile dementia h.fox.
go and have a little rest and all will be well......
;)

p.s. as you are down under it's probably true. don't you
count the week backwards or something?

Hyakujo's Fox

11-18-2005, 10:29 AM

Yes the weeks run anticlockwise here due to the coriolis forces born by the warm currents moving down from the Equator.

madasacutsnake

11-18-2005, 11:00 AM

Jaysus.

karma_queen

11-18-2005, 11:00 AM

i'm having a night in, doing absolutely nothing tonight. the first in a couple of weeks. i'm very excited.

craig johnston

11-18-2005, 12:09 PM

*%&%§"§$!!!! ouch!
i just fell off my bike.
i blame the coriolis forces.
:(

Frieda

11-18-2005, 12:13 PM

tararaaaaaaaahh tararaaaaaahhhhhhh

tararaaaaaahhhhhh tararaaaaaaahhhh

tarara rararaahhhh tarararararahh dumDUMMMMMM

smellyrayzin

11-18-2005, 12:35 PM

time we STOP
hey
what's that sound?
everybody look what's going down

topcat

11-18-2005, 01:42 PM

stop children, whats that sound?

karma_queen

11-18-2005, 03:29 PM

and so starts my night in. 6.30. i think that's the official start. i've just woken up from a nice nap. woo my friday nights are hardcore!

dddrum

11-18-2005, 03:35 PM

Cheers, Karma! I raise a glass of cider to you, and say "glaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh". No, wait... that's later on. :D

karma_queen

11-18-2005, 03:45 PM

i'm raising my cup of tea and cheersing you!

Frieda

12-03-2005, 12:36 PM

i have a zit on my chin as big as a pineapple

Jack Flanders

12-03-2005, 02:13 PM

Wahini with pineapples.
Her "zits" seem to have moved down. :D

beckstra

12-04-2005, 11:59 PM

I think all this dancing has raised my butt about four inches.

12"razormix

12-06-2005, 11:20 AM

http://www.cadelsolar.com/Peru/DSCN1950.JPG

karma_queen

12-06-2005, 05:07 PM

i have a cold

Jack Flanders

12-06-2005, 06:04 PM

i have a cold

Poor baby!! Here's some tissues. Hope you feel better, soon.

rmr

12-06-2005, 07:04 PM

http://www.nzcal.com/mark/scandinavia/images/scandinavia41.jpg

karma_queen

12-06-2005, 07:41 PM

Poor baby!! Here's some tissues. Hope you feel better, soon.

ah that's so nice :)

dinzdale

12-06-2005, 07:44 PM

I have a cold too.

Perhaps it's catching. :(

rmr

12-06-2005, 07:57 PM

http://www.swarthmore.edu/bulletin/archive/99/dec99/stuart2.jpg

ambo

12-06-2005, 10:56 PM

Why the hell are they cancelling Arrested Development ?

priceyfatprude

12-07-2005, 12:30 AM

Why the hell are they cancelling Arrested Development ?Because they are c***s***ing a$$h*les.

Also because they moved it to Monday Night & no one knew about it & no one was watching it. ****ers.

ambo

12-07-2005, 01:03 AM

Thanks PFP. Good to hear I am not alone in my rage !

Hermione

12-07-2005, 02:33 AM

my phone is ringing..

karma_queen

12-07-2005, 06:49 AM

i'm running late, but listening to nico and doing some zefranking doesn't make me motivated to get ready for my lecture

rmr

12-07-2005, 10:06 AM

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/210/373/320/CIMG4822.jpg

Malmal11787

12-09-2005, 12:53 AM

my dog is sleeping upside down on the couch... maybe she is dreaming of me petting her belly...

priceyfatprude

12-09-2005, 02:50 AM

Steve Schirripa is hot. He has wiener dogs. :)

craig johnston

12-09-2005, 09:20 AM

boo! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4509706.stm)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38253000/jpg/_38253187_2top.jpg

:(

karma_queen

12-09-2005, 10:44 AM

och, that's awful. terribly sad. i'm not a londoner, but i suddenly feel very sentimental about the red buses :(

trisherina

12-10-2005, 09:59 AM

Early morning wakening. It's pretty much just as they say.

priceyfatprude

12-10-2005, 06:42 PM

One of the ingredients on the package of orange cupcakes is BEEF FAT!!!!

karma_queen

12-11-2005, 04:24 PM

my friend is worried about me. aparently i 'seem happy'.

hmm. it seems i can't win.

Coffee

12-11-2005, 04:54 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38253000/jpg/_38253187_2top.jpg

They would make really interesting RV conversions. I want one.

ambo

12-11-2005, 07:59 PM

yes well, i guess so

Hermione

12-11-2005, 08:28 PM

studying studying studying

I love making schedules and going to office hours for my professors.

I love studying Machiavelli.

Malmal11787

12-12-2005, 01:48 AM

flash cards, flash cards, flash cards.....

Hermione

12-12-2005, 02:35 AM

i love flash cards.. and study guides

Clytie

12-14-2005, 05:16 AM

22 credit hours is a bit much with a 40 hr a week job

trisherina

12-15-2005, 02:17 AM

.Forget cockroaches - when the nuclear holocaust comes, the world will be ruled by little brine shrimp bearing crowns and tridents.

smellyrayzin

12-15-2005, 04:42 AM

Forget cockroaches - when the nuclear holocaust comes, the world will be ruled by little brine shrimp bearing crowns and tridents.

LOL
my brine shrimp like to "mate" like... all the time.
it's kind of disturbing.

Hermione

12-15-2005, 07:19 PM

I hate it when people call me ma'am. I'm 19. The worst is when an older woman calls me ma'am.

karma_queen

12-15-2005, 09:01 PM

^ i hate that too. has happened in shops several times. scary stuff. i hated reading my tenants contract - on there i'm referred to as 'ms'. how foul!

smellyrayzin

12-15-2005, 10:12 PM

I hate it when people call me ma'am. I'm 19. The worst is when an older woman calls me ma'am.

YES.
EXACTLY.

craig johnston

12-16-2005, 07:01 AM

i love it when shop folks call me 'young man', especially
when they are younger than me.
:)

dinzdale

12-16-2005, 11:43 AM

You probably get a kick out of being called "Hot Pants" by that guy in the delicatessen too, huh?

craig johnston

12-16-2005, 11:49 AM

i always thought she was a girl
:(

dinzdale

12-16-2005, 12:12 PM

It's the moustache that makes him look like an Italian girl.... :)

lapietra

12-16-2005, 06:18 PM

I hate it when people call me ma'am. I'm 19. The worst is when an older woman calls me ma'am.

You get used to it... sort of...:rolleyes:

I still get carded in the grocery checkout line *every once* in awhile... that "if they look under 30" thing. It's kind of amusing.

My mom was once not allowed to stay at a birthday party for one of her friends at a Yankie Doodle's (they were all in their 50's) because she had left her California ID at home (she doesn't drive). The bouncer only let her in to deliver the birthday cake, and actually came in after her when she didn't leave because she was saying hello to all her friends. :mad: Stupid jerk. I can understand why they have laws for minors, but when someone, despite looking very good for their age, is obviously well into life, don't be a prick with a control issue and keep people from having a nice evening.

So... there ya go. It could be worse. :D

Gatsby

12-16-2005, 06:29 PM

It's flattering that I still get ID'd for cigarettes (my friends laugh), but it pisses me right off when the girl at my dry cleaners calls me "Mrs. Gatsby."

Do you see a ring on this finger?? I think not. Just plain Gatsby will do just fine, TYVM.

smellyrayzin

12-23-2005, 06:41 AM

ROCKLOBSTER!

priceyfatprude

12-23-2005, 01:33 PM

It's the moustache that makes him look like an Italian girl.... :)Your jealousy is so ugly. ;)

I love Bob Barker. When there is no more Bob Barker I will be inconsolable for days.

Incidentally, I think certain people should be spayed & neutered, too. Specifically ppl who work for American Airlines. :D

Master_Jedi

12-23-2005, 01:34 PM

randomizing the randomness of sir isaac fig bar

karma_queen

12-24-2005, 01:52 PM

my mums gone to church. we've taken the opportunity to turn off her favourite xmas cd (christmas in vienna for anyone who has the misfortune to know it) and switch it to t-rex. good old marc bolan.

Master_Jedi

12-25-2005, 05:25 PM

or am i

Max Headroom

12-25-2005, 07:33 PM

I think Harry Belafonte's christmas album might just cut it close to christmas in vienna

Jack Flanders

12-26-2005, 01:36 AM

Thank the godess that the all xmas songs radio station was changed to SOMETHING ELSE!!! OH, I tripped and I'll fix it. ;)

Master_Jedi

12-26-2005, 03:45 AM

is that my shoe

smellyrayzin

12-26-2005, 04:02 AM

yes it is.
*snnnniiiiifffffffffff*

beckstra

12-26-2005, 12:27 PM

boogers.

rmr

12-26-2005, 02:05 PM

hot dogs

craig johnston

12-26-2005, 03:37 PM

ooh... snow!

karma_queen

12-26-2005, 04:31 PM

forecast here for wednesday...

priceyfatprude

12-26-2005, 05:01 PM

Is the Post Office open today?

karma_queen

12-26-2005, 06:39 PM

probably not, the post office is never open

oh god, why is christmas so deathly dull? the entire family have said they're sleepy and they've all gone to bed. it's 9.30.

snoresville.

trisherina

12-26-2005, 08:39 PM

1. Get the goddamn flu shot religiously.

2. Past two years, contract flu at holiday season.

3. Go off farking immunosuppressant. :mad:

Jack Flanders

12-26-2005, 09:19 PM

^^^ We had that happen 10 years ago when 14 of us got the flu at my mom's over Christmas. Thank the godess for three toilets!!

craig johnston

12-27-2005, 08:51 AM

can't. drink. any. more. alcohol.

gggglllllueeeeuuuuuuegh!

:(

Brynn

12-27-2005, 09:13 AM

4 in the morning - can't sleep can't sleep can't sleeeeeeep

karma_queen

12-27-2005, 09:22 AM

this christmas has been depressingly sober. the catholic grandfather doesn't approve, so drinking when he's round is usually a sneaky few after he's gone to bed...

roll on new years!

jasmina

12-27-2005, 09:30 AM

It's snowing in Kilburn!

karma_queen

12-27-2005, 09:32 AM

it snowed here a little this morning, but it's all melted now :(

Frieda

12-27-2005, 09:57 AM

it has been snowing here as well :)

dddrum

12-27-2005, 12:26 PM

No snow in these parts. (sigh) :(

Master_Jedi

12-27-2005, 06:07 PM

and if there was a penguin, it would eat my left eye, with my turtles.

rmr

12-27-2005, 08:07 PM

bill curtis has a sexy voice and did you know that he is a distant relative of laura ingalis (sp?) aka half pint

strange

but true

madasacutsnake

12-27-2005, 08:15 PM

Kookaburras are eating my goldfish.

craig johnston

12-27-2005, 08:20 PM

just. drank. more. alc...
when does this bloody festive season end?

:rolleyes:

rmr

12-27-2005, 08:24 PM

I WANT TO BE ON YOU!!!

craig johnston

12-27-2005, 08:33 PM

^^^^

HOT!

:eek:

smellyrayzin

12-27-2005, 10:09 PM

"to think of all the love and affection I've wasted on you. well, if that's how you treat your poor old mother in the autumn years of her life, all i can say is, 'go ahead, be crucified, see if i care.'"
.. (http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_sounds/lb/goahead.wav)

Master_Jedi

12-27-2005, 10:48 PM

priceyfatprude

12-28-2005, 02:48 AM

Kookaburras are eating my goldfish.That's a real animal? I thought it was just a song.

Leave chopsticks & pickled ginger & wasabi & soy sauce out there for them, at least. And some saki!

madasacutsnake

12-28-2005, 05:24 AM

That's a real animal? I thought it was just a song.

It's a real bird. And this one had a live flippity-flopping goldfish in it's mouth. I ran out hoping to convince it to DROP.........nah. Last seen heading to the speciality section for some seaweed wrap. Bstd won't be too farking merry if I catch it.

madasacutsnake

12-31-2005, 10:40 PM

Friday 42.5C
Saturday 40C
Today 20C and rain

There is a god.

"Thousands flocked to the beaches seeking relief from the punishing heat yesterday, and among them were German tourists Tim Hackstedt and partner Ina Dreykluft.

The pair revelled in the scorching conditions at Adelaide's premier beach, Glenelg, splashing around in the sea and working on their tans before returning home today.

"We have spent three weeks in Australia and the weather wasn't so good in Melbourne and Sydney but here in Adelaide it's great," Ms Dreykluft, a 23-year-old teacher from Hanover, said.

"It's about 3 degrees in Hanover at the moment so we are making the most of the beautiful beach and weather."

Mr Hackstedt said he was looking forward to returning home sporting a tan which would make his family and friends jealous."

Does anybody know the German for "third degree burns"? That's going to be one interesting plane trip.

craig johnston

01-08-2006, 05:09 PM

http://warlock.ucc.asn.au/MCRWA/med_images/Knight6.jpg

my name is sir roderick de beaufont-marais and i'm here to
protect the lady xfox from any frightfulness.
alright?

Master_Jedi

01-08-2006, 06:21 PM

http://warlock.ucc.asn.au/MCRWA/med_images/Knight6.jpg

my name is sir roderick de beaufont-marais and i'm here to
protect the lady xfox from any frightfulness.
alright?
where did u get that pic, thats from my secret porno career

xfox

01-08-2006, 09:45 PM

Eeeee!!

jasmina

01-10-2006, 07:18 PM

I hate my job

karma_queen

01-17-2006, 12:51 PM

i saw a dog wearing a parka coat today. lovely. :)

skip intro

01-18-2006, 05:49 AM

^^
a mod dog?

karma_queen

01-18-2006, 07:23 AM

more like a brit pop dog

Frieda

01-20-2006, 07:05 AM

ow my head :(

karma_queen

01-20-2006, 01:52 PM

ow *my* head. i really should learn not to spend so long in the pub in the afternoon...

jasmina

01-20-2006, 04:51 PM

I'm going to Manchester in 3 weeks! WOooooooooo!

dinzdale

01-20-2006, 04:54 PM

Oh Manchester, is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's full of tits, fanny and United
Oh Manchester is wonderful

...and now it will have you there too... :)

madasacutsnake

01-20-2006, 09:24 PM

Thursday 41C
Friday 42C
Today 42C

Sarong/uniform/nekkid/sarong/uniform/nekkid

Gatsby

01-21-2006, 12:36 AM

Thursday 41C
Friday 42C
Today 42C

Sarong/uniform/nekkid/sarong/uniform/nekkid

Aussie brassiere sizes

craig johnston

01-21-2006, 12:53 AM

obviously they inflate in hot weather

Jack Flanders

01-21-2006, 02:55 AM

Random

jasmina

01-21-2006, 03:36 AM

one word. Malmaison. Thoughts?

jasmina

01-21-2006, 04:06 AM

Oh Manchester, is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful
It's full of tits, fanny and United
Oh Manchester is wonderful

...and now it will have you there too... :)

that sounds wonderful I just wish I were male!

Hyakujo's Fox

01-21-2006, 06:20 AM

http://tinypic.com/macwtx.jpg

karma_queen

01-21-2006, 02:35 PM

argh i can't concentrate! supposed to be revising 'the history of the english language'... i'm not seeing my boyfriend this weekend just so i can get some work done. i've done nothing all day apart from repaint my toe nails (blue) and tidy my room.

Master_Jedi

01-21-2006, 03:36 PM

has anyone

lapietra

01-21-2006, 04:46 PM

not yet - maybe later - after everyone's gone home

craig johnston

01-21-2006, 05:21 PM

i've done nothing all day apart from repaint my toe nails (blue) and tidy my room.

i call that getting stuff done!

;)

Brynn

01-21-2006, 05:26 PM

Don't forget to do some websurfing for ideas for your paper.

Jack Flanders

01-21-2006, 05:42 PM

Ah, bliss! The house to myself, a plate full of homemade nachos, a cold beer and the internet!!!

Max Headroom

01-21-2006, 05:44 PM

Tostitos "touch of lime" nacho chips are the greatest

Jack Flanders

01-21-2006, 06:29 PM

^^^Yah, Baby!!! Time for another cold one!!!

12"razormix

01-23-2006, 08:00 AM

i hate it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zero

01-23-2006, 08:31 AM

alex gave me it for christmas !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

craig johnston

01-23-2006, 11:25 AM

-15° here. it hurts.
thank god i don't live in moscow.

:)

karma_queen

01-23-2006, 11:26 AM

on saturday it was so mild here that i went out without a coat

Gatsby

01-23-2006, 02:30 PM

Me, too, me, too. And I will again today.

It still isn't raining, though.

[/brushfire fairytales]

dinzdale

01-23-2006, 03:46 PM

Yes it is....I can see it through the window right now.

craig johnston

01-23-2006, 03:51 PM

revenge (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4620922.stm)

trisherina

01-23-2006, 05:19 PM

pencil sketch of my fronto-insular and anterior cingulate cortex (http://www.search4dinosaurs.com/pastori/pastoritrexlarge.jpg)

little john

01-23-2006, 11:21 PM

The 86 Rules of Boozing. Rule 31 is true and I don't care what anybody else says. :cool: This is first post, so I apologize if I did this wrong.

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm

ambo

01-23-2006, 11:52 PM

Tostitos "touch of lime" nacho chips are the greatest

OH YEAH !

priceyfatprude

01-24-2006, 02:34 AM

There's a local ambulance company whose phone number is 262-555-AMBO & it's painted on the side of the ambulance. If I could've, I would've taken a picture of it.

ambo

01-24-2006, 03:27 AM

How thoughtful of you ! I actually saw a bunch of trucks many years ago with AMBO on the side. It seems to be a not all that rare name. And yet, people constantly want to call me Amber. I mean, how common :rolleyes:

priceyfatprude

01-24-2006, 03:33 AM

Amber???!?!?!?! You didn't tell us you were a stripper. lol

ambo

01-24-2006, 03:35 AM

Amber???!?!?!?! You didn't tell us you were a stripper. lol

Now that would be funny !

karma_queen

01-24-2006, 01:44 PM

i miss the fun having thread. it seems like we never fun have any more :(

rmr

01-24-2006, 03:23 PM

http://graphics.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2004/08/06/1091800292_4184.jpg

^^

i'm kind of pissed -- i don't think this is a pomeranian

Gatsby

01-24-2006, 06:33 PM

I'm over 2,000 posts - does that mean I'm grey now? Opalescent? Transluscent? Diaphanous?

Not officially opaque, but hopefully not transparent anymore.

karma_queen

01-25-2006, 09:13 AM

you have a silvery mother of pearl sheen. classy!

Clytie

01-25-2006, 05:26 PM

its hump day

Max Headroom

01-25-2006, 09:12 PM

secret secret, I've got a secret

Master_Jedi

01-25-2006, 09:26 PM

i know his secret, he fried his testicles on a light pole

Jack Flanders

01-25-2006, 10:02 PM

You are a sick, sick boy. Apologize at once to Max. NOW!!!

Avalon

01-25-2006, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Max Headroom
Tostitos "touch of lime" nacho chips are the greatest

When I am shopping, I hold the bags up to the light to see which ones have the most stuff on the chips. Sad statement, but oh so true. :rolleyes:
(the stuff at the bottom of the bag is worth fighting for..I always try to get the last couple of chips for that very reason) :p

Master_Jedi

01-25-2006, 11:54 PM

You are a sick, sick boy. Apologize at once to Max. NOW!!!
i didnt do anything, gosh

Hyakujo's Fox

01-25-2006, 11:56 PM

A light sabre is not a toy.

ambo

01-26-2006, 12:48 AM

jasmina

01-26-2006, 06:45 AM

secret secret, I've got a secret
I know what your secret is :)

karma_queen

01-26-2006, 05:46 PM

anyone got any good cheating tips for someone who is destined to crash and burn during an exam tomorrow?

8 words to remember, and i'll be able to bluff the rest... selection, codification, expansion, implimentation, transportation, indigenisation.... bugger. forgotten the rest.

dinzdale

01-26-2006, 06:27 PM

anyone got any good cheating tips

Always try to meet a few miles from home, use hotels that accept cash, dont use your own credit card, dont wear heavy perfume, check the car for stains and / or foreign objects before returning home, keep to your usual routine, build some time in that you wont be missed, keep it simple, avoid direct lying that can be cross checked....
...there's more, but that's off the top of my head, hope it helps :)

madasacutsnake

01-26-2006, 07:54 PM

implimentation

You're truly rooted aren't you?

Master_Jedi

01-26-2006, 08:26 PM

flippin dogs of the cheetoh variety

Hyakujo's Fox

01-26-2006, 08:59 PM

this thread is becoming difficult to load

Max Headroom

01-26-2006, 09:38 PM

took forever

Malmal11787

01-26-2006, 10:12 PM

yeah, it took forever to load.. and then i felt obligated to post something just because i sat here and waited, staring at the screen for so long.... :rolleyes:

Jack Flanders

01-27-2006, 01:56 AM

So this goes back to the Server question. Who/what do you use?

dinzdale

01-27-2006, 11:23 AM

Well the obvious answer is to stop posting on this thread and open a
"Random Thread Part 2"

Or is that too technical for some of you? :)

Wankers

ambo

01-27-2006, 02:50 PM

Yes, it is too technical.
Please explain, Dr. Dinz.

Hyakujo's Fox

01-27-2006, 08:09 PM

57.547s

Master_Jedi

01-27-2006, 10:53 PM

i like this thread

Jack Flanders

01-28-2006, 01:52 AM

Whoa! Somebody must have fine tuned this thread or elimimated some boring crap. It was fast. Hee Haa!! :D :D

craig johnston

02-09-2006, 01:46 PM

i was with my brazilian gynocologist friend as he
witnessed his first ever blizzard.

:)

Max Headroom

02-09-2006, 07:16 PM

Brazilian Gynocologist???!!!!

oh... never mind

craig johnston

03-03-2006, 09:02 AM

http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/johnnymoped/punk/webpunk/imagesofpunk/various/polystyrene.jpg

craig johnston

03-18-2006, 04:54 PM

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41457000/jpg/_41457096_londonfacepa.jpg

beckstra

03-27-2006, 11:57 PM

Cameron Diaz looks like a turtle.

darksight

03-28-2006, 02:28 PM

I wish I had a dollar for everytime I wished I had a dollar

beckstra

03-29-2006, 05:33 PM

Michael Jackson sounded more masculine before puberty than after.

Zeismyhero

03-29-2006, 05:51 PM

I have to pee. Again!!

karma_queen

03-29-2006, 07:16 PM

i've put on weight. i'd like to think that i feel wildly curvaceous and womanly.

in fact, i just feel rather chubby.

Coffee

03-29-2006, 07:26 PM

Tommorow morning I will be the owner of a 33 foot sloop named Trilogy.
It's a 1980 Hunter 33 in overall reasonably good condition.

This is it:
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/Boat/hunter33P.jpghttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/Boat/hunter33C.jpg
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/Boat/hunter33L.jpghttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/Boat/hunter33R.jpg

I'm Stoked!!!

RuneT

03-29-2006, 07:54 PM

nice coffee!!

This should be posted in the bragging thread. so you have come to the money eh?

Jack Flanders

03-29-2006, 08:17 PM

She's beautiful, Coffee!!!

smellyrayzin

03-29-2006, 10:35 PM

"do you.. enjoy... knives?"

craig johnston

03-30-2006, 05:17 AM

not really, but i do have a soft spot for place mats.

:)

smellyrayzin

03-30-2006, 06:30 PM

hahahah

i was quoting Harold and Maude. :)

rmr

11-18-2006, 07:29 PM

i missed this thread

rmr

11-18-2006, 07:32 PM

oh and i'm having hot flashes

priceyfatprude

11-18-2006, 08:19 PM

You are not that much older than me, therefore you are too young for hotflashes.

Some guy asked me if I was a Carroll College student today. I asked him to marry me. He said his wife wouldn't like it.

Neo

07-29-2008, 10:20 AM

I love my tivoli Audio radio to bits!

MoJoRiSin

07-29-2008, 12:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfUjfioAnKY

my first thought was to wright :for some, the human adventure thingy
(on the conveyor belt thingy)
takes more time and thought than for others.

but then I logged on and see Neo's comment ....

=>new subtitle for this short video::

"Gone are the days when people had to gather together to heare music performed".

Coffee

07-23-2009, 02:16 PM

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/stuff/BalloonPOP.jpg

Jack Flanders

07-25-2009, 01:42 AM

OMG!!! I just watched Judy Collins on Letterman - She is still gorgeous and still sings like an angel. WOW!!!

Frieda

07-27-2009, 07:13 PM

i now work in an office filled with pretty people, no idea what i'm doing there but i sure am enjoying the scenery :o

Brynn

07-29-2009, 04:28 AM

Hyakujo's Fox

08-02-2009, 10:45 AM

^hot!!!

<object width="400" height="265"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5676816&server=vimeo.com&sho w_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&ful lscreen=1" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5676816&server=vimeo.com&sho w_title=1&show_byline=1&show_portrait=0&color=&ful lscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="265"></embed></object><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/5676816">flight patterns</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/cmccarthy">Charlie McCarthy</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>

lukkucairi

08-03-2009, 01:46 AM

http://www.lsd.co.it/vari/photo_v/dlv-east-bee.jpg

YsaPur EsChomuw

08-14-2009, 12:23 PM