This is the thread where everyone is random.

[lapietra]

ahhh yes.... the cats.....

[Frieda]

the cats were cute and numerous.. but stinky too! :D (that was NOT a typo in my previous post.. ha)

[ambo]

poor babies, what do they eat ?

[Deviate]

other cats.
wandering drunken tourists.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Mice.......Tchuh, and you look afetr 6 of 'em....you'd think you'd know that by now.

[ambo]

my babies don't eat mice
they eat expensive cat food
and bugs whenever they catch them

[Frieda]

well there were some feathers and a bird's foot on our doorstep..

the trouble was that they were shitting it out on the gravel path that lead to our apartment door. the 1st thing we'd smell when opening the door in the morning was the smell of a freshly produced cat turd damping in the morning sun. it's amazing how much shit can come out of a really skinny stray cat!

[ambo]

some of the stinkiest turds around really

bird is one of their favorite catches
i've had a few destroyed in my house
it's always pleasant coming home to a house full of feathers
and then you find the claw or beak 3 days later under the bed

i love cats !

[Red Princess]

if i don't stop crying for no reason i am going to be dehydrated

[ambo]

well i never doubted it for a moment
and how arrogant of us to think that all living things must react to life in the same ways that we do
morons

[Deviate]

lucky duck. enjoy.

-st.

[Deviate]

;)

grey all day and not a drop of rain....

-st.

[Deviate]

oh Moel. this is one of my favourite songs ever. it was on the first Beatles album i ever had.

thanks.

-st.

[Deviate]

f*ckin' prime time male-breast nipple licking is one of the things that makes Family Guy one of the funniest shows on television...

-st.

[ambo]

Stewie is the thing that makes Family Guy one of the funniest shows on television...
I love that football-headed kid !

[ambo]

seasons 1 and 2 are available at amazon.com

couldn't paste the link

[Frieda]

you really have weird dreams! hahaha! i swear i've never dreamed about a portable toilet!

[chuckie egg]

Ba ba baaa... ba babybell!

[Frieda]

wie het laatst lacht, lacht het best.

[chuckie egg]

hehehe....I think I can guess what that means!?

[Frieda]

umm.. i don't know! :D

who laughs last, laughs best!

[Deviate]

The Friends song Smelly Cat is much funnier if you replace the word 'cat' with 'pants'. Actually, any song is funnier when 'pants' is substituted for the main subject...

"Black Pants make little boys smile"
"I will be the PAAAAAANT"
"I ain't missin' pants at all"
"More than pants can say i need your pants"
"Nothin' but a shattered pants, shattered pants"
"Every pants has it's thorn"
"Touch pants, touch pants, I wanna feel your pants"
"Simply Irrisible (she's so pants, there's no telling where the pants went)"
"Is this pants.... that i'm feeling?"
"I wanna know what pants is"
"You know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to pants"

-st.

[dinzdale]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

JO fvckin' J

Brilliant Peg....thanks!

[Red Princess]

my cousin's son called the police one time because he was sent to his room. he was 5

[ambo]

i was sent to my room once for using the word 'scab' repeatedly in front of my mother. i thought it was funny.

[Frieda]

my parents want their house back. i'm living in it right now, so i can choose to stay and live with them, or go and live where they lived, but i can't afford that so that's not really an option. i can try to find a room and pay 400 euros a month for that, but i don't want to because that's too much money. i could pay 1200 euros a month for a bigger apartment with my own kitchen and bathroom, but then i won't have any money left to eat and live. i do think i'll beat up my parents if i have to live with them. maybe already after a couple of weeks. what should i do? move to crete? :(

[masterofNone]

X2 is great. If you're a fan, you'll be happy with the whole thing. Colossus got applause in his brief appearance. Kurt Wagner is a great addition. Rebbecca Romijn Stamos borders on soft core in a few shots.

[Frieda]

the trouble is that you can't find anything here.. sigh.. so no 2nd reunion at my palace. :(

[bealeblues]

2 hours until ugly drunk band night

[dinzdale]

You're one third there already.

[bealeblues]

yeah. drunk.

[dinzdale]

make that 2/3

[bealeblues]

i'm sorry, you've already testified. the court will not recognize an amendment to your sworn testimony.

[Deviate]

all this virtual drinking is making me virtually drunk...

-st.

[bealeblues]

post it here

[bealeblues]

well dammit man

[Frieda]

i'm even too drunk to post. sheeeesh

[malina]

hi frieda! :D :D :D

[Frieda]

hello malina, lovely girl! all ok?

[malina]

jaaaaa... who got you drunk? *ggg*


i have a status line i have a status line! *brag*

[Frieda]

i love it when you brag


someone named marcel got me drunk.. a fool

[malina]

Originally posted by Frieda
someone named marcel got me drunk.. a fool

all men are fools :D

[Frieda]

absolutely-- and it saves me money

[malina]

you go girl!

[Frieda]

ha! idon't really feel well though..

kahlua and whisky don't mix

[malina]

ayyyyy no!

( love kahlua - hate whiskey ! )

[malina]

hi nyc! :D

[Frieda]

don't EVER have a kahlua-whisky.

nooo silly! the DJ is named Eddy. another fool.

(i think i understand the dragon dreams better now :D)

[malina]

i'll write you a note if you need one ;)

[malina]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Yay you rock. You're not not Laura are btw are you Malina?

*check* no!

[moel]

i couldn't help but name my Zelda hero crapface.

[Zyle]

my belly hurts

[bealeblues]

my head hurts

[masterofNone]

your face is killing me.

[bealeblues]

how coincidental-- that's what the women were saying to me last night....

[moel]

I've been playing 4 different Zelda games, I'm starting to get them mixed up.

[Animal]

poopoopoopoopoop

oh god, what have i done

bigdumbanimal.com (http://www.bigdumbanimal.com)

[priceyfatprude]

I kicked your ass earlier in the week. I demand validation.

[imdrsmooth]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Daniel's trying to corrupt me.

Ruben needs to start posting.
How?

[priceyfatprude]

*makes sure someone is recording this for Webcams Gone Wild*

*slips you the tongue*

*waves to Ruben*

[priceyfatprude]

*feels left out*

*sniffles*

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by moel
what's going on here... i demand photos! As the houseboy, I demand you be the one taking the photos.

[Frieda]

i'm sorry..

i can't help it.. it keeps exploding.. i'm already dead.

[masterofNone]

I thought he was the cabana boy

[masterofNone]

yeah... cabana boy.

[priceyfatprude]

Nope, just the houseboy.

Move along, nothing to see here.

[dickieC]

Dammit, missed it again....

[Zyle]

*curses the firewall again*

bah. no fun for Zyle.

[dickieC]

Durham needs to SORT ITSELF OUT!

[Zyle]

well the ITS department certainly does.

[Frieda]

i have to sort myself out. bah.

[Zyle]

I have to sort my revision out.

[Frieda]

let's trade! i can't handle myself.

[zenbabe]

Holy Monkey! I am 30!

[Frieda]

be proud! :)

[malina]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Holy Monkey! I am 30!


congratulations child! : )))

[masterofNone]

Malina, you look too young to be.... hmmm this is tricky territory... never mind.

[malina]

to be WHAT ?

[masterofNone]

y'know, looking back at 30.

[malina]

i'm looking straight at 40 .... ;)

[masterofNone]

yikes... check out the good genes on Malina!

[Red Princess]

one should not go on line and post while one is drunk because you can make yourself cry and have to go back and fix the spelling because you can't type when you are drunk but cannot bear to post bad spelling so you loose your train of thought and ramble incoherently and embarass yourself . Beale... how do you do this? I miss my ponytail guy #1 and i saw him last night. i feel like basketcase

[RuneT]

Ok, who do I have to shag to get Matrix premiere tickets?
Ticket office is down due to the demand :(

[bealeblues]

originally posted by Red Princess
one should not go on line and post while one is drunk because you can make yourself cry and have to go back and fix the spelling because you can't type when you are drunk but cannot bear to post bad spelling so you loose your train of thought and ramble incoherently and embarass yourself . Beale... how do you do this?

i am a compulsive spell checker too RP, even when drunk... as for being incoherent, i'm not that coherent even when sober-- hence my intentionally short posts.... being drunk is not much of a change...

[RuneT]

So whats wrong with spejjing errors then? huh! huh! *poke*

[bealeblues]

thejre ajre no spellinj errorjs in norjwejian....

[Deviate]

corned
beef
hash

-st.

[Frieda]

i wish i didn't know what chocolate tastes like.

i think i'm glad i don't know what ice cream tastes like.




(what would freud say if he knew that i typed testes instead of tastes at first?)

[malina]

raspberry fetish !

[Deviate]

su

shi

[Red Princess]

hang
over

[bealeblues]

kill me

[RuneT]

mmmmmmm yes the thought of sushi is brightening the ******* monday. thank you.

[bealeblues]

emergency rooms in BR stand on alert-- i am going to cook food tonight

[RuneT]

Holy monkey!

Call me if you need any help!

[Frieda]

i bet he's going for risotto crematorio..

[bealeblues]

actually i'm doing tilapia

and holy monkey is right....

however, i will NOT be broadcasting the festivities, unlike 'the rune show' feed we get from norjwejian TV

[RuneT]

Mehheeheeeeeheee

or

Lime jello with bacon bits -- Jason
Sausage milkshake -- Chris Izerda
Fudge bars with little bits of corn inside, topped with carrot shavings -- Jen
Chocolate-covered shrimp -- Jason
Magic-Shell-covered shrimp -- max
Cornflakes with catsup -- Mike
Omlette with marshmallow creme inside -- Jason
Taco with cherries in the meat sauce -- Jason
Chili with Junior Mints -- Kevin
Starburst with garlic spread -- Kevin
Carmel-coated lima beans -- Jason
Smores made with hamburger patties -- Kevin
Vegemite -- glemist@aol.com
Banana split with baked beans -- Jason

[bealeblues]

what the hell?

[RuneT]

Is this usefull? (http://ag.arizona.edu/azaqua/ista/recipes.htm)

[Red Princess]

hung over, now hung over and nauseous, thanks rune

[bealeblues]

ah-- thanks viking friend... i like this one the best:


Dredge the fillet in a beaten egg, and coat with bread crumbs (both sides)
Season to taste. I like a little fresh ground pepper, maybe a bit of lemon. Flavored bread crumbs ie. Italian seasoning or garlic are fine. Choose what you like.
Lay the fillet flat, and place sliced or shredded Jarlsberg cheese over the top
Roll the fillet (like a swiss roll) with the cheese inside, and secure with a toothpick
Bake at 375 F for approximately 25 minutes Enjoy!

[RuneT]

Sorry RP!

Its amazing what you find searching for "disgusting food"

I hope that you recover fast! :)

[Frieda]

that sounds good. wow.

[RuneT]

I just want to explain the "Dredge the fillet in a beaten egg"

You are supposed to remove the egg shell and then whisk the eggs, ok?

[bealeblues]

oh hell-- no wonder-- i was curious why anything i cook with eggs ends up crunchy...

[RuneT]

In order to get a nice colour and crispy coating I would quick fry the fish in the frying pan first. (use lots of oil and fry for 9 seconds on each side)

And get some green herbs to impress with. Sling them on top of the fish before you serve.

Who is the lucky lady?

[RuneT]

How is he?

[bealeblues]

originally posted by rune
Who is the lucky lady?

1. if she had to eat my cooking, she would not be 'lucky'
2. no one, just want to start cooking and eating out less;
however, (add comedic exaggeration here) several women want me

[RuneT]

I just had this brilliant idea, Beale. Why dont you sign up for a cookery class? I bet it's 90% women there and everyone will want to help the helpless man. Imagine the attention!

Hah!

[bealeblues]

you may be on to something there.... actually, my chef friend has cooking classes-- maybe i'll give him a buzz

[Red Princess]

i just got this visual of beale in a cooking class with a bunch of women, drinking the cooking sherry and spilling things and setting fire to other things. cooking can be dangerous-involves fire

[bealeblues]

that is a pretty accurate version of what would happen RP

[RuneT]

Well, he could brag about having "a hot date with 20 women". It's worth it.

[bealeblues]

i brag like that all the time rune-- don't need cooking classes for that

JOJ

[RuneT]

About you being on fire and women jumping on you to put the fire out?

ok

[bealeblues]

well that too....

[AllegroNg]

Rune. Gah. Your little quote thingy is perfect for me. Can we trade? I'll give you a dollar!

[RuneT]

Ok, hun. Go and grab it.

[bealeblues]

alright! a little spice for 11:16 a.m.

[malina]

Originally posted by bealeblues
alright! a little spice for 11:16 a.m.

what are you talking about??? it's 12:21 pm !

[Red Princess]

9:32

[RuneT]

18:32

[bealeblues]

damn you people.... the sooner you embrace the concept that the world revolves around me, the better it will be for everyone...

now, for the last time, it is 11:23 am

[bealeblues]

true statement to a degree... actually, it's not all lawyers, just me

[malina]

yap, they all say that too...

[bealeblues]

they are wrong. i am right.

[malina]

i rest my case ( a reply would be redundant )

[Deviate]

how many cheerleaders does it take to beat up a soda machine?




3

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
now, for the last time, it is 11:23 am

...it was, now it's not it's 12:01 and it keeps growing ....

[malina]

put some ice on it

[Frieda]

pee

[Frieda]

where's that damn site

[Frieda]

thanks man you're great

[malina]

yes you are.

[Deviate]

i need to read...

-st.

[Deviate]

3M adhesive bandages are much better than Band-Aid brand.

-st.

[red]

GO SPURS GO!

CRUSH the lakers!!!

[rmr]

how much is that doggie in the window?

[Frieda]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[RuneT]

Is the hump day really over?

:D

[Frieda]

why?

do you miss it?

[RuneT]

no silly! it was your big aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D

Edit to add: well yes I do, but having a hump day also mean that it's Monday so it's hard to want monday again.

[Frieda]

oh. that wasn't from humping. that was an internal scream because i am trying so hard not to hit my manager in the face.

[RuneT]

yeah

managers

Theres only one thing to do (http://www.shoot-your-boss.com/)

[Frieda]

ohhhhhhh! thank you!

[Zyle]

I've just come to the conclusion that Britain really isn't a democracy... not in a legal sense anyway.

And I'm ENJOYING reading constitutional law articles... what the HELL is wrong with me?

[malina]

click (http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/05/05/offbeat.cop.stripper.reut/index.html)

[Deviate]

every day should be hump day...

-st.

[Frieda]

hump away everybody
everybody hump away

[Red Princess]

i want to write a book

[priceyfatprude]

Y'all need to click on Malina's link. OMG, that was funny.

[Zyle]

lolol it surely was

[bealeblues]

hmmm... he didn't seem to object much... all in the line of duty

[Frieda]

hey, do you guys like look under the salami on your pizza to see if there's something there that you might not want to eat?

[malina]

all the time! ( i'm picky )

[Frieda]

oh. good. you're the first one that does that too.. i asked 10 people.

[malina]

if the salami isn't burned enough, i take that off too....

[Frieda]

really? i only take the really burned salami off! :D

[malina]

do you hate anchovies ?

[dinzdale]

LOVE ANCHOVIES ! ! ! !

[Red Princess]

nevermind

[Zyle]

oh RP, grimness!



I spent 2 hours photocopying articles today.

Now i have to read them.

[bealeblues]

very nice, RP, very nice

[Zyle]

hehe very PC editing there ;)

[bealeblues]

dammit RP, that was the one good bomb you got off on dinz and you edited it....

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
dammit RP, that was the one good bomb you got off on dinz and you edited it....

you made me feel like i was being mean. smart ass is a title i wear proudly but i don't want to be mean

don't worry i will get another chance

[bealeblues]

actually i was paying you a compliment.... i know, it doesn't happen with me very often

again, no comments from the peanut gallery

[Red Princess]

why thank you, kind sir. *blushing*

[malina]

Originally posted by bealeblues
... the peanut gallery

i demand to be informed about this issue!

[bealeblues]

not much of an issue really-- i was just requesting that those with information on this topic keep quiet and not make random remarks.....

[Red Princess]

wrong thread beale

[bealeblues]

wha?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
not much of an issue really-- i was just requesting that those with information on this topic keep quiet and not make random remarks..... random

this is the random thread

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Red Princess
wrong thread beale you dumbass

[bealeblues]

now you two fight each other, not me-- i was simply responding to my friend malina.....

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale



i didn't say that dinz

[dinzdale]

It was implied.....

[Red Princess]

it wasn't

and you know the nastier you get the hotter i get

[dinzdale]

That's nice.

[bealeblues]

better than a cold shower

[Red Princess]

see how you are? get a girl all worked up and then pfffft, nothing
that's nice

[bealeblues]

he doesn't have the stones to do much more than get you worked up RP

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
he doesn't have the stones to do much more than get you worked up RP

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he will have to live his entire life without ever seeing what's in the secret drawer

pssst,beale, want a peek?

[bealeblues]

i'll go for a peek, sure

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Red Princess
what's in the secret drawer

pssst,beale, want a peek?

Peek?....he's got most of that stuff already....in large.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i'll go for a peek, sure

it's all navy blue today, look at how nice this tiny bow is, right here between my

[bealeblues]

originally posted by dinz
Peek?....he's got most of that stuff already....in large
i know-- mrs. dinz #3 didn't take that shite with her when i kicked her out

[Red Princess]

i hear dogs barking

[bealeblues]

hey RP... nice, um, "bow"

[Red Princess]

thanks

[dinzdale]

ooops!

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
ooops!

dropped your stones and can't find them?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
I'd have to say that the best part of my job is testing the video games.

::JEALOUS::

[Zyle]

aack no fair! what stuff have you tested?

[Frieda]

do you think it's my life or my head that hurts? ack!

[ambo]

...sometimes it's sooooooo hard to tell them apart :p

[lapietra]

I just got totally confused...
Thought I was in the "outrageous flirting" thread there for awhile.
*whew*
Very surreal.

[Frieda]

will monday be Hump Day again? and will there be more questions?

[Deviate]

going to the movies with Beckstra...

woo hoo!

-st.

[RuneT]

Our Beckstra? Really?

[Deviate]

yep. OUR Beckstra. tonight.

-st.

[Red Princess]

have big fun! what are you going to see?

[Deviate]

X2

[Frieda]

::JEALOUS AGAIN::

[Zyle]

my mates all went on sunday (I was being a good girl and revising too hard to go play) and they came home and all decided to be wolverine. They sellotaped knives to their hands. As you do.

[masterofNone]

I especially liked Kurt.

[AllegroNg]

You are sooooooo not going out with Beckstra.. are you!? F'real? Wow, wonder when MoN and I can go out ;)

[dickieC]

Woo!

Second confirmed ZeMonkey meeting!

[Red Princess]

i keep thinking that one day i will wear my pj's to work, after all there usually isn't anyone else here, it would be so comfortable

[zenbabe]

crap, my 8 month pregnant friend wants to go to here (http://pbblockparty.com/) with us this weekend....:eek:

[chuckie egg]

she'll be okay, as long as your not there for a whole month!

Looks cool btw, can I come with you?

[Frieda]

what ass did you kick?

[Zyle]

I dreamt I was on trial for murdering someone with my roommate's shoe. (which i didn't do) But the guy wasn't dead, he was in court, but it was still a murder trial. And the judge was asking the questions - she asked me my name so i told her. The she said "what's your relation?" I was like "my relation to what"? she screamed "WHAT IS YOUR RELATION?" so I figured she was asking about my relatives so i started telling her, and she screamed "TO THE VICTIM! HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?" I was liek "well I don't actually, I haven't ever seen him" and she went mental and sentenced me to 10 years and 3 months (which isn't even the sentence for murder :confused: ). i started screaming about my right to a fair trial under Article 6 of the european convention on human rights and then about the Human Rights Act... but she locked me up anyway. I think my revision has driven me insane.

[chuckie egg]

Blimey Charlie!

[Zyle]

I was very confused when I woke up. I think I had sunstroke too. The sun was literally burning me this morning - i left the curtains open so I'd wake up about 7. But it was SO bright, it burned me :/

[bealeblues]

it doesn't feel like friday

more like a tuesday afternoon

[Zyle]

I'm feeling that. But I've lost all concept of time, I have no timetable any more.


I can't wait till after the exams, I'll have 5 weeks at uni where i don't have to do a DAMNED THING :D

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Zyle

...I'll have 5 weeks at uni where i don't have to do a DAMNED THING :D

omg. paradise.

[chuckie egg]

...but for how long? Is it your final year?

[Zyle]

naw I'm a Fresher. It'll happen every year though ;)

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Zyle
naw I'm a Fresher. It'll happen every year though ;)

omg. annual paradise.

[bealeblues]

*sigh* to be a fresher again....

[Zyle]

Originally posted by bealeblues
*sigh* to be a fresher again....

I'm currently a fresher with exams in 2 weeks.
I'm meant to be revising.


Help.

[Frieda]

hey!

thou shalt not quote thy pms! that's the 12th!

[Frieda]

i'm not pulling anything today, including you.




hehehehehhhhehehe omg i feel silly today.

[Frieda]

close your mouth, boy.


i have to work, dammit. poop.

[malina]

morning moel & frieda! :D

[malina]

how's the weather up in collingwood? it's fvcking freezing here!!!!! ( 20C my ass ... )

[bealeblues]

ha! it'll be close to 90 here today

gotta love the south!

[malina]

stupid cold canada........

[Deviate]

blech 90, it'll be a beautiful 72. 72 and SUNNY. i love spring.

-st.

[malina]

Originally posted by moel
stupid cold canada... then stupid too hot canada... then stupid cold canada... then stupid hot canada....repeat for a life time.

it's NEVER too hot :)

[RuneT]

...some people are...

[bealeblues]

well let's hear who's too hot viking!

[malina]

yap that sounds mighty interesting..

[Zyle]

ah he's talking about me, clearly.

;)

[Deviate]

Mal, you are incorrect. it is often too hot. i think over-exposure to the cold has frozen your brain. light a match, hold it next to your ear and get that grey matter going.

-st.

[Zyle]

I was far too hot this morning for example. I got sunburn whilst in bed fs.

[Frieda]

hot? sun?

it's typical dutch weather here. 14c and raining.

[Zyle]

well it's very sunny here, but also very windy. Nobody bothered to tell the sun it was a cold day though cos it fried my arm anyway.

[Frieda]

is your sig still about blackadder, or are we now talking about dickie? :D

[Zyle]

hehe Baldrick says it in blackadder "back and forth". saw your siggy and had to reply *G* it's become one of my lil group's in-jokes :p

[RuneT]

I wanted to say that Malina is too hot but then everybody else would get jealous.
Oh, and Deviate is too hot.
You all are too hot, ok!!
Hell, Beale is too hot too!
It’s too hot in here and I want to go home!

[bealeblues]

alright-- time to change my text to "several women want me and a viking too"

[RuneT]

Don't push it. It was a very weak moment, Beale!

[bealeblues]

*sigh* if only the women had more weak moments like that....

but they still want me

[agentsmith]

is anyone planning on killing this thread soon???
every time anyone says anything i get an email about it and i havent posted since about 50 pages ago!

[bealeblues]

thread killing is deev's job

[agentsmith]

someone call dev up....or we could try
if i copy down lengthy chapters from my disection of small organisms book will the thread die?