This is the thread where everyone is random.

[Frieda]

if you what??

[agentsmith]

im not sure
biology is fun@!

[Deviate]

you know, you can unsubscribe to a thread by clicking a link at the bottom of each thread page. or you can choose to not receive reply notifications in your user cp options.

-st.

[bealeblues]

i think agent just wanted to see your thread killing power deev

[moel]

i need a new foosball table

[Zyle]

*spam's Agent's inbox*

[Zyle]

*and again*

[Zyle]

this is fun... :D

[Red Princess]

parts of me are having a mutiny today and won't leave me alone

[Deviate]

i told a 17 year-old bitch to go to hell today.

-st.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Deviate
i told a 17 year-old bitch to go to hell today.

-st.

i haven't seen her yet.. did you show her the right way?

[bealeblues]

was she hot? b/c i've seen some skanks walk by today....

[Deviate]

she was a skank. and 17. and a little snot. and i wanted to punch her.

-st.

[bealeblues]

i'm sure i've seen her then. probably will see her again tonight if i go out in one of hell's numerous bars

[Red Princess]

i am creatively stuck, i can't get this stupid illutrator file to look like anything but crap

[ro2byn]

i have a chemistry final in less than 24 hours and haven't studied! i'm gonna fail!

[Zyle]

dude you'll rule, good luck!

[RuneT]

I wonder who's the lucky person?
http://www.monstad.no/runet/ignore.jpg

[Zyle]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zyle]

Originally posted by Deviate
she was a skank. and 17. and a little snot. and i wanted to punch her.

-st.
you should have. what did she do?

[AllegroNg]

Originally posted by ro2byn
i have a chemistry final in less than 24 hours and haven't studied! i'm gonna fail!

It's k robyn, we'll help! Tell me what you need to know:)

[Zyle]

if you tell me and i try to help you'll deffo fail. just don't listen to me. ;)

[AllegroNg]

And where in hot hell's name is Amanda??

[ro2byn]

hehe. thanks allegro and zyle! all i need to know is a semester's worth of organic chemistry. any words of advice?

*besides that i should stop procrastinating by posting on this board*

[Zyle]

Originally posted by ro2byn

*besides that i should stop procrastinating by posting on this board*

Oh good god me too.

I don't know shit about any science I'm afraid, I foolishly do law...
2 weeks till exams....

[Zyle]

Originally posted by AllegroNg
And where in hot hell's name is Amanda??
YEAH where is she????

[Frieda]

lollipop lollipop oooh lolly lolly lolly lollipop

[agentsmith]

hee
heehee
heeheehee
heeheeheehee
heeheeheeheehee
heeheeheeheeheehee
heeheeheeheeheeheehee
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee:mad:


up the stairs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Frieda]

:confused:

[agentsmith]

sorry, its to (ahem) deep for you....


(ahem, ahem)


just joshin'...i dont quite remember posting that...

[Hermione]

A/P testing is SOOOOOO much fun!!!!

[ro2byn]

It's Over!!! :p

[Zyle]

ooh what is?

[Hermione]

the songs from moulin rouge are soooo good...

[ambo]

Originally posted by moel
HAHAHA, i can finally post images!

Hey, izzat you behind that camera Moel ?

[Zyle]

cool! :p

[bealeblues]

i'm still procrastinating...

i'm going to hate myself about midnight when this brief still isn't done...

but it's time for LSU baseball-- what would you expect me to do?

[lapietra]

...an unofficial resident of my apartment just had a litter(?) of teensy baby spiders. They're very cute (I don't mind spiders - at least not house spiders. I do freak out over black widows and the big green ones that you almost walk into when you step up onto your porch... you know what I mean...)

Did you know that there's a group name for almost every animal or bird but not for spiders? hm.
See?
Collective names (http://rinkworks.com/words/collective.shtml)

[Frieda]

i think i'll collect my flange and go gather some fruit.

[moel]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[zenbabe]

Like he hasn't seen it before...PUULLLEEEEESSEE He is Irish!

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020302/i-can-not-do-anything-else.gif

[Hermione]

I finally moved into my new house! yay

[AllegroNg]

Maybe that'll be my new status.. "ggggg-hgg"
:D

[bealeblues]

damn, neko.... there's a blast from the past...

recap of my night/day:

10am, sunday: got to work
11am, sunday: after screwing around on the internet and randomly posting, i realized it was lunchtime and had to get some chinese
11:20am, sunday: came back to the office, now determined to throw myself into my appeal brief
11:45am-5pm'ish: worked fairly diligently for a number of hours while being serenaded to the sweet sounds of the LSU baseball game (we lost big time) and then fiona apple; during that time irealized that i needed to address a glaring omission by the trial court in its reasons for judgment which then required more fvcking research on my part
5pm'ish, sunday: caught the last few minutes of the lakers game. good guys won. start feeling sorry for my dog cooped up in his kennel, go home and pick him up and bring him back
6pm, sunday: now i'm starting to hit the wall; must press on as the brief is starting to take shape
9pm, sunday: realize that i'm hopelessly doomed to spend the whole night at the office; start cursing my procrastination, then try to justify it by telling myself that my best writing is at the eleventh hour
11pm, sunday: realize that i now have to review 4 depositions to make sure that the non-testifying witnesses didn't say anything to undercut my arguments; start cursing again
1am, monday: full blown delirium has now set in as i start running up and down the halls of the dark office building saying "i don't care what you fvckers think, i'm going home after lunch"
2am, monday: now resigned to the fact that i am not going to understand the actuary's testimony on the calculation of retirment benefits when supplemental income is factored in; decide that co-counsel needs to write this portion of the brief, come hell or high water
2:30am, monday: no way i can even think of sleep at this point as the firm meeting is now only 4 hours away; decide to go home to shower, eat, and catch a little sportscenter
3:30am, monday: now back in the office, freshly showered and freshly pressed for 9:30 court; now on the board giving the meaningless chronicle of my night/day, all the while avoiding proofing my appeal brief b/c i know that i'm gonna be pissed at my grammar errors....
more to come....

[Frieda]

jesus beale! take care, man! and good luck!

[bealeblues]

4:44 am, monday: fvcking grammar errors. well, at least i am coherent enough to spot them and i am editing at a furious pace. I know my boss will be here in about 45 minutes wanting his precious draft (the fvcking thing isn't due until NEXT monday) so he can drain his red pen all over it while i'm in court....

btw, thanks for the encouragement guys...

[bealeblues]

5:26 am, monday: i have now done 2 more edits to the draft. at this point, i think it is ready for at least a cursory review and i don't think that i'll be hung by my scrotum for poor content/editing.... at any rate, this took far far far longer than i anticipated, either due my gross underestimation of the project or due to astute brainstorms that i had while writing which required me to re-tool in midstream...

yeah, i know it was b/c i was a moron who underestimated the project, you don't even need to tell me.....

now i have to wait 4 hours for court....

[Frieda]

don't fall asleep and be late.

[RuneT]

"Beale is running with the ball to the finishline! Yes, Yes! Oh wait, big boss is on ther run as well. will he be able to intercept Beale?"

"One thing that's amazing with this player is that he hardly ever sleep"

"Ow wait, it looks like Beale is slowing down!"

"And look at BIG BOSS! What a tremendous speed!"

[bealeblues]

6:00am, monday: bossman saunters into the office demanding the brief, as expected. in my delirium, i act as if i've been shot and immediately say "holy shit, i KNEW there was something that i needed to do this weekend". boss is not amused. i tell him to relax and i hand him the brief. he goes back to his office where his red pen awaits. i stay in my office on pins and needles. the question remains-- do the arguments which sound oh so convincing sound the same at 6am as they did at 2am?

6:20am, monday: the summoning call comes through. i walk down the hall, wondering if i will be cheered or jeered. or worse, ridiculed and summarily fired. at this point, sweet death would be a welcome harbinger. i sit in the chair and he hands me the brief. without looking at it, i ask him if he followed what i was trying to argue. having a sense of humor, he says that it was the worst pile of shite he's ever read and that he's convinced i paid a first year law student to write it. however, to his detriment, the man cannot keep a straight face when he's trying to bust your balls. seeing this, i know that i have passed the first trial by fire. now for the client who's due to arrive at any minute. oh by the way, the client is one of the most respected attorneys in all of baton rouge (retired) and my boss' best friend. this client is more particular than my boss, who's notorious for being a nitpicking SOB. time is now 6:50 am, monday.

more to come.

[Frieda]

beale, write a book. this stuff is exciting!

[chuckie egg]

At least give it its own thread!

[bealeblues]

7:41am, monday: still waiting for client to arrive. i am now wishing that he won't show until 8:30 b/c by then i will have left for court. if he comes at any point b/t now and 8:30, he will seriously throw a kink in my routine b/c he's the type that you can't say 'look, i have to go'.... btw, he's from NY-- go figure.....

oh yes, my direct boss is fuming mad at me b/c i have done none of his work while working on this brief. however, he knew of this brief, the significance of this brief (about a $500,000 case), and the time it would take to do this brief. but now that i'm done (practically), he is taking his shots at me.... bring it on, damn the torpedoes... i'm just delirious enough not to care....

[bealeblues]

8:16am, monday: what did i say, what did i say? the fvcking client is now here, 14 minutes before i have to go to court.... yes, it is monday, dammit to hell.....

[agentsmith]

beale's a lawyer!
dats what i wanna be!;)

[Deviate]

bitch, bitch, bitch, beale.

-st.

[dinzdale]

He was so much happier when he worked at Big Mary's 24hr Donuts, Bait and Topless Car Wash.....

[bealeblues]

*happily accepts the grey goose; now before i pass out from exhaustion and the goose, lemme give you the updated breakdown*

8:29am: client has brief AND notepad in hand for critiquing purposes; i tell him that i am off to court and that i will review his suggestions upon my return. i am warmly received and wished good fortune before the judge.

9:00am: after a very bleary eyed drive, spiced with high decibles of black crowes to fend off narcolepsy, i arrive at the courthouse. now, i must be early to this particular court because the judge is notorious for starting court either 15 minutes BEFORE designated time or 45 minutes late. it's at his discretion. poor new orleans bastards don't realize this and it's comical to see them walk into court, presumably on time, and realize that they are now at the end of the 45 case docket b/c they were not present during calling of the docket. This means that they will not get back home until probably 3:00 pm. One of life's simple pleasures.

9:15 am. this is not going to be one of the judge's early docket days. i know now court will not start until 10:00. what the hell am i going to do to stay awake?

9:30am: my first little catnap. i purposefully keep looking at the clock just to know, in case i fall asleep, how long i've been asleep. this one only lasted 3 minutes.

9:42 am: second catnap. another 3 minutes. was i noticed? probably. do i care? not at all. i know these bastards.

10:00 am: docket call. fvck. i'm 21st. at least an hour, even with the cancellations.

10:30 am: GET TO YOUR POINT AND SHUT THE HELL UP. THE JUDGE KNOWS HOW HE'S GOING TO RULE ALREADY. YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME.

10:35 am: the judge stops the lawyer from arguing. he offers a bit of advice: "one of the keys to successful argument is knowing when you've made your point and when to shut up. if you look up every once in a while, you'll know when your judge has stopped listening to you". he lost his motion.

11:00am: sweet rapture. i'm up. thought i was unopposed, but the lady (in proper person) showed up. but, since no opposition was filed, i win by default. good thing b/c i barely was able to make my appearance for the record. however, i do have the sense to say "judge, since there is no proper opposition filed, i will submit the case for judgment unless you want argument". he declines and renders judgment for me. yippee.

11:30am: back to the office-- again bleary eyed and only thanks to high decibels of black crowes-- "remedy" this time.

11:35 am: holy shite. client has read the brief-- i see the notepad on my desk. *play dramatic score here*.... he has 2 word changes out of a 25 page brief. he writes, and i quote "excellent-- call me". poor bastard must've also been up all night or on strong medication b/c he's obviously delirious too.

11:40am: log on to zefrank to spin my yarn. now i'm done. while i'll be here, i'll be in my coma, thank you very much.

i'll be here all week. tip your waiters and waitresses b/c they've been working hard for you.

[rmr]

Sean Paul.....get busy

Snow....informer

Snow....informer

Sean Paul....get busy

Same person? Different people? Could Sean Paul be the Artist formerly known as Snow? I've been pondering this subject all morning.

Maybe he had reverse Michael Jackson surgery?? Hmmmmm, must listen to both songs again. I will "get busy" and find a "informer" to give me the "word" on this subject!!!

[bealeblues]

trust me, this has been the most interesting 28 hours of my life for quite a while, at least while sober. since it doesn't get much better than this (and i'm not saying this is even mildly entertaining), i don't think that there'd be much demand for "the beale chronicles".....

[Red Princess]

congrats, beale. see you do good work at the eleventh hour

[bealeblues]

that's a hell of a lot more interesting than my blog.. why do you owe him damian, er, your first born? do tell

RP-- thanks for the kind word....

[RuneT]

Let’s just say it’s my charisma.

[Red Princess]

i bet i know why

[dickieC]

hehehehe

So do I..:D

[bealeblues]

spill it, dammit, spill it... we didn't get any pics from rune/moel/dC the other day despite ennuendo, but you better spill the story behind nyc's damian baby promised to rune

[imdrsmooth]

lsubealeblues: i find that foot network is the best to sleep to
lsubealeblues: that or golf
nycwriters: foot?
nycwriters: ha ha ha ha ha

[bealeblues]

thank you, thank you very much

like i said, i'm here all week... tip your waitstaff

[priceyfatprude]

Can I get lunch in 10 minutes? The challenge is on!

[red]

I interviewed for a job Friday. I hope I get it. I hope I get it.

[bealeblues]

good luck red.....

congrats on being an new aunty as well....

[dickieC]

Yes, I did notice your moniker Red. Is it a niece or nephew?

[RuneT]

Beale, there isn't much content in the story, because NYC was so drunk that she didn't make any sense most of the time. Good thing was that the cam was on, and I got to see the spectacle. Mr. ponytail was joining in at times, but most of the time he was sitting in the back making faces.

http://www.monstad.no/runet/nyc2.jpg

[bealeblues]

pictures speak a thousand words...

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by red
I interviewed for a job Friday. I hope I get it. I hope I get it. This reminds me of that musical from HS--Fame?

Gee, I hope I get it
I hope I get it
How many people do they need?

[red]

Thanks for the luck! It would be my first management position. I'm scared as hell.
I have a brand new neice! She came screaming into this world on Thursday. She came via c-section, so I'm guessing she really didn't want to leave let. She is so tiny. I held her as she cried, trying to get her to stop and I kept wondering, am I doing this right? Becoming a parent has got to be the bravest thing someone can do. Crikey.

[dinzdale]

I'm going to be a grandad again this week.

[red]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
This reminds me of that musical from HS--Fame?

Gee, I hope I get it
I hope I get it
How many people do they need?

It does sound like I should be dancing around the office atop desks and chairs.

I'm hoping they need me!

[red]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I'm going to be a grandad again this week.

A grandad or drinking Old Grandad?
Are you even old enough to be a grandad?!

[dinzdale]

I'll be 42 this July, and this will be sproglette #3.

[bealeblues]

you know, there are laws again you spreading progeny, no matter the affiliation.....

[red]

Wow! You are pretty young for a grandad.
Congratulations on extending your line.

[bealeblues]

don't encourage him red

[red]

heh

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by RuneT
I wonder who's the lucky person?
http://www.monstad.no/runet/ignore.jpg

it was meeeeeeee

[bealeblues]

show off

[dinzdale]

We could always quote you, they come through the same ...

[Red Princess]

go figure, you are way more obnoxious than i am

both of you

[bealeblues]

wasn't a question of who's more obnoxious-- i was just calling you a show off....

you know, maybe this was covered long long ago, but what the hell does "dinzdale" stand for dinz?

[dinzdale]

That's "cheeky and loveable", dont confuse obnoxiousness with wit and sparklingly humourous anecdotes.

[bealeblues]

"humourous".... that damn dangling U again.... fvcking british

[red]

When I hear cheeky, I always think ass.

[red]

or is it arse?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
[B".... that damn dangling U again.... [/B]

Dangling me ? Thanks Beale ! ! !

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by red
or is it arse?

Is that a dangling R ?

[bealeblues]

you cheeky....

now what dinzdale actually stand for?

[red]

not MY r

[ambo]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I'll be 42 this July, and this will be sproglette #3.

Wait a minute, your birthday is listed as December 31, 1969.
That don't make you 42 now does it ?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
now what dinzdale actually stand for?

Please resubmit this in English.....

[RuneT]

Exuse me sir, can you tell me what "Dinzdale" stand for?

[bealeblues]

JOJOJOJOJOJ.... now that's funny

per your request for an english translation, "now what does dinzdale stand for?"

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by ambo
Wait a minute, your birthday is listed as December 31, 1969.
That don't make you 42 now does it ?

Ze-Frank has all us old ones as 1969.....He never could fix that

"On the 7 th day of the 7 th month...and I scared the Hell out of everyone"...AC / DC - Bad Boy Boogie

[Frieda]

trouble. dinzdale stands for trouble.

[bealeblues]

oh he wishes....

[ambo]

Originally posted by Frieda
trouble. dinzdale stands for trouble.

With a capital D that ryhmes with T...

[Frieda]

~to the D to the I to the N to the Z~

[dinzdale]

I stand for a pee
I stand in line at the Post Office
I stand for a knee-trembler
I stand for liberty and justice for all
I stand up for the National Anthem
I stand up for an old person to get a seat on a bus.


"Stand by me....Ooooohhh Stand by me....."

[ambo]

I can't stand it

[dinzdale]

I stand for all that is good and true and English in a world gone mad.
I stand for niceness and manners.

[ambo]

Yes please
Thank you

[bealeblues]

you also stand for blatant falsehoods if you expect anyone to believe that

[Deviate]

i have bad breath.

-st.

[Deviate]

i spilled water down my shirt as i submitted the above post.

-st.

[ambo]

garlic and onions again ?

[Deviate]

yes.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I stand for all that is good and true and English in a world gone mad.
I stand for niceness and manners.

on-line persona? do we think maybe he is that way in real life? anything is possible, think about it, he got 4 women to marry him and at least one of them reproduced with him......

he is a secret sweetie,



let's spread the joy

[dinzdale]

Actually no-one has reproduced with me.....six stepkids.

[bealeblues]

wet shirt contest... now we're getting somewhere

[Madmack]

Originally posted by bealeblues
wet shirt contest... now we're getting somewhere

..? Where..!?

[Frieda]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp


sorry

[Red Princess]

*splash* right here!!!!

[bealeblues]

deev spilled water on the shirt....

*add appropriate music here to enhance the mood*

[Madmack]

Excellent..!

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Madmack
Excellent..!

ohyoumenyou'reallalike.

:rolleyes:

[Red Princess]

*toweling off and putting sweater back on* too cold for this silliness today

[bealeblues]

2:09 pm: beale officially hits the wall. i'm out kids.....

[zenbabe]

violence is not the answer...

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by zenbabe
violence is not the answer...

but the wall might be

[Deviate]

must...

study....

too...

distracted....

-st.

[bealeblues]

how the hell did someone change my avatar??????

[chuckie egg]

wow... I noticed that too... weird. Its back now though! :)

(no it wasnt me)

[chuckie egg]

aha... it was ZE!

[bealeblues]

JOJ--- i hadn't read the May 15 thread at that point!-- and thanks to rune for pointing me in that direction...

i guess i better figure out a way to get a picture to ze--- today a turd, who knows about tomorrow......

[agentsmith]

today jumping turds...tomorrow the world!

[trisherina]

i gotta be more purposeful than random

[moel]

это мой последний вход.

[malina]

почему ?

[zenbabe]

I GOT MY NEW PHONE!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[lapietra]

i loooooooove egg salad

[Hermione]

i like eggs with green peppers in them... yummmmm:)

[fodder]

i love doubletree cookies with milk

[Hermione]

I'm allergic to milk.. as well as all dairy products...:(

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by surbhi
i like eggs with green peppers in them... yummmmm:)

I have green peppers in me!! :)

[Madmack]

What did you get..?

[agentsmith]

indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd

[zenbabe]

I GOT MY NEW PHONE!!!!


WOOO!!

[bealeblues]

dammit. i'm drunk again

[bealeblues]

SHOW YOURSELVES MEMBER LURKERS

[ambo]

Hi Beale
Missed you today

[bealeblues]

ambo good to hear from ya... i was kind of around today, not too much, but laying low...

pssttt... i've been drinking, so ignore me

[ambo]

dinz called for you
did you hear him ?

[trisherina]

Well, show us your cat videos zen!

[Hermione]

moooo

[red]

I hate milk.

[dinzdale]

Hey Hey...I have something in common with Red ! ! !

If I was supposed to drink milk I would have been born a mammal....

[Deviate]

i can't drink it either.

-st.

[malina]

LOVE MILK!

[ambo]

ME TOO !

[Frieda]

no milk today..

[Madmack]

Milk.. Does a body good...

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Hey Hey...I have something in common with Red ! ! !

If I was supposed to drink milk I would have been born a mammal....

instead of your reptilian beginings?

[red]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Hey Hey...I have something in common with Red ! ! !

If I was supposed to drink milk I would have been born a mammal....

Heh! You mean aside from the fact we're both in Houston and work for companies related to the petroluem industry?

[zenbabe]

I am wearing boy clothes today...

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by red
Heh! You mean aside from the fact we're both in Houston and work for companies related to the petroluem industry?

Well yeah, that and the obvious - were both sexy, intelligent, clever, breathe air, drink beer, eat every day, sleep sometimes, drive cars, smell good......etc......

[red]

Yes! Yes! Mmmmm beeeeer…actually I'm craving cider at the moment.
I wonder if cider tastes the same here as it does in the U.K.?
We know beer doesn't.

[dinzdale]

Cider in the UK is excellent.....some is colossally strong.
Went to the Cider House near Guildford years ago....got totally smashed on something called "Handgrenade".

[lapietra]

See... this is why England would be a very dangerous place for me...
Between the pubs and my Wanda Gershwitz-like reaction to British-Isle accents... I'd be a mess. :D

[red]

A woman I work with is nuts for guys with accents. She told me it makes them cuter. I wonder if it works the other way around? Do people from other countries find American accents endearing and therefore make us seem cuter than we are? I'm guessing being from America probably kills the whole "cuteness" thing anyway.

[ambo]

i totally dig english accents
and i doubt there's anything endearing about americans

[dinzdale]

It's our cuteness....

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by ambo
i doubt there's anything endearing about americans

hey hey hey speak for yourself, i have many endearing qualities

[ambo]

name one ;)

[dinzdale]

*cough*

[Red Princess]

shut up dinz, don't make me come over there

i am very charming, ask any of my ponytail guys

[dinzdale]

Personal observation....They say French is the language of love, but the American is definately the language of sex.
It's something about your forthright attitude that is very erotic.
You just dont hear English (or other) girlies say stuff like you do.

*cough*

[Red Princess]

damn strait

[dinzdale]

I mean it's helpful too.
You at least know if someone's squeeling cos they like where you've got your thumb, and not some guessing game where you've accidently been kneeling on a nipple, but they were afraid to tell you.

[Red Princess]

and aren't you such a sensitive gentleman for listening

[dinzdale]

My middle name...

Dinz Sensitive Dale

[Red Princess]

i am swooning *swoons*

*thud*

[ambo]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Personal observation....They say French is the language of love, but the American is definately the language of sex.
It's something about your forthright attitude that is very erotic.
You just dont hear English (or other) girlies say stuff like you do.

*cough*

Gee, I never thought of it that way. I've never thought of being any other way, so it didn't occur to me that it might actually be a turn on.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I mean it's helpful too.
You at least know if someone's squeeling cos they like where you've got your thumb, and not some guessing game where you've accidently been kneeling on a nipple, but they were afraid to tell you.

You were in Jackass wern't you?

[Frieda]

OH

MY

GOD

this is the worst hangover in years. my head, my stomach, my eyes seem to be pointing in 2 different directions..

i had a bunch of this disgusting shooter with something that we call "dropshot". it tastes like black liquorice.

anyway, i just took a calcium tablet for my stomach, and i had a glass of water. now i'm going to test if my sandwich with all the healthy things of the world (lettuce, cheese, tomato, cucumber, pickle, ham and egg) stays in. wish me luck, people.

[Zyle]

dropshot is absolutely disgusting. I'm not surprised you feel poop.


get better soon!
and enjoy your broodje gezond met ham en kaas! (my fave sandwich ever!)

[Frieda]

thanks zyle! i'm never ever going to have dropshot again. omg.

my broodje gezond is now definitely staying in, yay! time for aspirin!

[Red Princess]

that's what i would be feeling like today if i had gone to my cousin's keg party, didn't go, too crabby. date with ponytail guy #1 tonight , i have nothing to wear. he will probably like that

[Zyle]

I have a broodje gezond craving.

they never make them right here though, and i cba going to the supermarket :(

[Hermione]

That construction woke me up at 5.. bastards..

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/030203/my-tax-return.gif

[Zyle]

my room smells of coffee. I like it.

[AllegroNg]

I had a dream last ngiht that they were going to cut off my right foot because of my blood pressure. They told me to stay, but I said I was just gonna drive home. Then I realized I had no right foot. Oh that's frustrating.

[ambo]

yeah, i can't tell you how many times i've tried to drive without a right foot - downright annoying :p

[Hermione]

man.. I wish today was saturday..

[Frieda]

yes, me too. i wish it was last saturday again. or yesterday. omg what a weekend.

[Deviate]

yes, i'm vain, but hell, i look damn good today.

-st.

[ambo]

Originally posted by Deviate
yes, i'm vain, but hell, i look damn good today.

-st.

yes you do

[Deviate]

:cool:

i'm back in black, baby.

-st.

[dinzdale]

You really should do some laundry sometimes Deev.

[Zyle]

I'm scared shitless. I hate exams. In 24 hours my first one will be 25 minutes from its conclusion.

I left it too late so I've question picked. I haven't revised well enough. I'm going to pay for it :(

I'm really scared.

I'm going to see if I can learn an entire topic in 5 hours. Bring it on, House of Lords reform. Oh baby.

:(

[Deviate]

Originally posted by dinzdale
You really should do some laundry sometimes Deev.

nope. if it's dirty i just dye it black and no one'll ever know...
how else can i hide my filthy secrets and sins?

-st.

[red]

Originally posted by nycwriters
My vacation is over .... back to the grind. Blah.

Can't you argue that's it's Victoria Day?

[Deviate]

blue and silver!

blue and silver!

blue and silver!

-st.

[Zyle]

oh my god. I'm going to fail my exam tomorrow.

[Deviate]

you'll be fine, Zyle. just remember, above all else relax and trust your knowledge. and cram, cram, cram!

-st.

[Zyle]

trust my knowledge! oh crap it's worse then i thought.


I've only revised 4 subjects - i needed 6 to be safe. oh god...

IF they all come up I'm KIND OF ok... if not then oh shite...

Ok 5 min break over. cram time! sovereignty of parliament now, woohoo!

[Deviate]

go Zyle! go Zyle! go, Zyle, go!

-st.

[Red Princess]

go go go go

and try to calm down, no more coffee for you today

[Deviate]

flirt, flirt, sex, genitals, rude comments, sex.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by Deviate
flirt, flirt, sex, genitals, rude comments, sex.

-st.

ha, i thought you were describing dinz

[Deviate]

nope, just trying to fit in.

-st.

[ambo]

peg, that's so great
careful what you wish for

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I'm so happy I could explode. .

That's nice.

[malina]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/052302/hamster-bailamos.gif

[agentsmith]

huh?:confused:

[malina]

I WANT PIZZA AND I'M COLD! (DAMMIT)

[Deviate]

brown pants. a new leaf has turned.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Mostly brown pants....I need to change

[Madmack]

Don't change.. Stay the same...!

[Deviate]

okay. going back to black.

brown pants - what was i thinking?

-st.

[red]

Woo hoo! Norway's Kurt Arvensen won the stage 10 at the Giro!

[lapietra]

It's amazing how different things look in the morning.
Much more manageable.
:)






Or maybe it's just that I've moved a bit further into psychosis...hmmm....

[bealeblues]

wouldn't that be Kjurt Arvjensejn?

[red]

Glad to know things look better for Lala.

stupid disney

[lapietra]

thank you :)

[dinzdale]

No Ambo, no RP......is there something going on out West ?
A tree needs saving?
A rare frog needs a hug?
A macrame convention?

We need to be told.....

[lapietra]

Oh Dinz... I forgot to mention... there's a California Sex Goddesses convention today happening in Malibu.

I'm sure they'll be back after they've collected their gift totes. :D

[dinzdale]

And you're too sick to go?

How can it be a Sex-Goddess fest without you?

[lapietra]

hee hee...

I'm only a Sex-Demi-Goddess... ;) Workin' on it. :D

[Deviate]

contacts like acid
eye exam at lunch
f*cking forever drive
horrible traffic
no depth perception
monitor is dancing
back is killing me

-st.

[lapietra]

poor Dev.... :(

[Deviate]

grump, grump, grump.

nah, not so bad, cept my upper back is ****ing killing me, part from workout last night, part from driving for 30 minutes to appt. and back, part for almost rear-ending some lady and having to slam on my brakes...

ouch.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Deev's a whiner....

[Deviate]

ah-ha! your silly little insults can't get me! i have my Sticks N' Stones Brand Insult Shield running at full power!

-st.

[dinzdale]

"Sticks and Stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me" TM

[Deviate]

and that too. riding crops are nice. and don't forget handcuffs. gotta love the handcuffs...

[lapietra]

furry handcuffs...
:D

[Deviate]

don't have any of the furry ones yet, but i could be inspired to add them to the collection...

-st.

[red]

try this for sore back muscles:

get a tennis ball or a hard rubber ball.

with your back to a wall, drop the ball behind your back and catch it with your back.

roll the ball around your back applying as much pressure as you like.

it's a good way to self massage a hard to reach area.

[lapietra]

And very entertaining for your coworkers. ;)

[bealeblues]

or for simple office fun, grab a baseball and throw it about 2 inches from your secretary's ear.... that's always a crowd pleaser

[red]

Yeah, but OHhhhh GOOOOD does it feeel goooood.

I had to stop doing it at work cause I was too loud.

[red]

Originally posted by bealeblues
or for simple office fun, grab a baseball and throw it about 2 inches from your secretary's ear.... that's always a crowd pleaser

I hope your secretary is paid well!

[Zyle]

did you know: the Consumer Protection Act 1987 adds little to a regular claim in negligence? My god, this is all so exciting i might die.



:///////////////

[bealeblues]

you've just encapsulated my life zyle

[Zyle]

Is being a lawyer really as boring as being a law student?

I can't wait till next year. Criminal law... finally. I hate tort. I hate contract. I hate Europe. I hate the constitution which we don't have but I had to study anyway. I hate first year law where I can't choose my own modules. oh and most of all i hate revision and exams. They make me hate everything.

but I love uni. weird.

What kind of law do you practice Beale?

[bealeblues]

run. run back now and far far away.....

i practice insurance, some corporate, expropriation, but mostly litigation... and yes, it sucks

or is it that i just suck at it?

[Zyle]

hehee

I want to do criminal. (How idealistic...) I wanna be a barrister rather than a solicitor anyway. Mind you i need to pass first. oh well, tort time, laters y'all. negligent misstatement leading to pure economic loss, and the "will drafting cases". wooooooow.


*vomits*

[Deviate]

i almost went into law...

so glad i got over that.

-st.

[dinzdale]

I've had my brushes with some law officials......