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agentsmith
05-29-2003, 07:54 PM
cut up in pieces if i hear one more word outta you
agentsmith
05-29-2003, 07:56 PM
thats another word!!!!!!!!!
*chases moel around with a machete*
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 12:22 AM
cunningly cajoled a comingling of consenting and contumascious corporeal components for saturday. wheeeeeeee!
agentsmith
05-30-2003, 01:18 AM
one word
chorus concert
no wait that's two.
no matter. its on saturday.
anyone in san diego wanna come see?
and ill be pushing off les miserables info soon.
Deviate
05-30-2003, 10:24 AM
i'm so f*cking tired. i need to nap at work today.
Frieda
05-30-2003, 10:30 AM
lol i just did! hahahah!
agentsmith
05-30-2003, 10:47 AM
i still have to go to school!!!!
oy. bye. im gonna miss my bus.
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by agentsmith
one word
chorus concert
no wait that's two.
no matter. its on saturday.
anyone in san diego wanna come see?
and ill be pushing off les miserables info soon.
saturday is ponytail guy day.
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 11:17 AM
the construction guys across the street have this enormous backhoe about 20 feet outside the front door of my office and are tearing up the pavement, making the mostungodly racket i have ever heard. they have drawn lines on the street and i think they are going to make a trench. i cannot hear myself think. AND none of them are cute AND they are all wearing shirts.
help me
Deviate
05-30-2003, 11:17 AM
i don't like our substitude mailman.
where is dinz ?
i need some dinz
imdrsmooth
05-30-2003, 04:23 PM
Ooo my guess is the flirting thread!
Deviate
05-30-2003, 05:36 PM
more weight + new routine = hella sore muscles
Deviate
05-30-2003, 05:39 PM
you know what sucks? when the muscle that the exercise is designed for isn't the one that's hurting. when you can conceivably go up in weight, but because of some weird muscle/tendon problem is keeping you from doing so. when your squats are suffering because your spine is fuclked up.
that's what sucks.
probably should have put this in the whining thread.
Deviate
05-30-2003, 05:42 PM
no, i'm not overdoing it. but thanks to the problems in my back and wrists i have trouble progressing as fast as my muscles would like.
Deviate
05-30-2003, 05:47 PM
exactly. and until my hands decide they like holding things, i'll be back on machines (and machines are DEATH to good weight training).
Deviate
05-30-2003, 05:49 PM
exactly! as long as you have good form, freeweights can do ANYTHING!
Deviate
05-30-2003, 05:55 PM
exactly.
well, it's out of the office with me and off to the pub i go. i'll cyall later when i'm nice and hammered ;)
-st.
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:02 PM
better than crowbar time
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:06 PM
or the chainsaw minute
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:10 PM
mayhem could ensue
where is agentsmith when we need her?
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:15 PM
she should be showing up anytime now....
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:24 PM
what makes you think i won't distract you so she can do just that?
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:27 PM
us girl gang members gotta stick together you know, hey look over there! *points*
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:37 PM
*shoots moel with a tranquilizer dart*
damn, some people get so tense...
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:49 PM
sleeep sleeep. pay no attention to what those bad girls are doing
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:52 PM
*setting up video equipment*
think you could sign this waiver real quick before you lapse into unconsciousness?
Red Princess
05-30-2003, 06:55 PM
cool, we're covered
roll 'em!
Frieda
05-30-2003, 11:29 PM
hey! that's copyrighted!
Frieda
05-31-2003, 12:23 AM
OMFG! that was the most beautiful solar eclipse i've ever seen! (and the 1st one :D)
wow!
agentsmith
05-31-2003, 02:16 AM
and girls just wanna have fun. i rode a mechanical bull today and sang kareoke.
dickieC
05-31-2003, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by moel
yep, we just want to get pinned, and the only games we play are hockey and road hockey
What about tonsil hockey?
Red Princess
05-31-2003, 09:46 AM
go frieda! yay!
*applause*
Red Princess
05-31-2003, 04:26 PM
moel you are just not scary. sorry.
nyc, sell the car, it is too expensive and it parks itself illegally. bad car.
Red Princess
05-31-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by moel
so i guess i shouldn't bother trying to scare the pants off you?
pants? was i supposed to be wearing pants? damn.
agentsmith
05-31-2003, 11:12 PM
join me and my nudist colony!
agentsmith
05-31-2003, 11:14 PM
i walk about au natural when my laundry needs doing.;)
dickieC
06-01-2003, 01:37 PM
Don't be silly. Horoscopes are silly. I'm silly too.
Red Princess
06-01-2003, 04:10 PM
a horoscope like that would sure creep ME out. *shivers*
imdrsmooth
06-01-2003, 04:17 PM
horoscopes schmoroscopes.
trisherina
06-01-2003, 06:54 PM
The Mop and Pail horoscope for the week noted that the solar eclipse took place in my sign, signaling "better days ahead." At this point I'll take any encouragement.
agentsmith
06-01-2003, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by nycwriters
*SCREAM!!!!!!*
FVCKING ARTISTS.
*kicks a chair*'
hehehe. curb your anger, wretched one!
trisherina
06-01-2003, 09:26 PM
Bob Hope turned 100! And to quote him:
Phyllis Diller: "Who would want to be 100?"
Bob: "Someone who's 99."
The joke he composed for his birthday:
"I'm so old, they discontinued my blood type."
:D
imdrsmooth
06-01-2003, 09:31 PM
The moon is not made of cheese.
Red Princess
06-01-2003, 09:51 PM
what's the difference between a porche and a porkypine?
porkypines have the pricks on the outside
ps. that is the special midwestern spelling of porkypine
Frieda
06-02-2003, 04:30 AM
i forgot to remove this weekend's bright pink hawaii themed nail polish, and now i'm at work. oops.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 10:08 AM
i'm the only frickin one on here. where is everyone?
RuneT
06-02-2003, 10:11 AM
I'm frickin here, love!
more or less
Deviate
06-02-2003, 10:12 AM
lol, rock on, bout damn time.
zenbabe
06-02-2003, 10:13 AM
Oh God...not another Monday morning...:(
crap frieda..I just looked at my nail polish...crap crap crap...
Deviate
06-02-2003, 10:13 AM
i know. i'm about to keel over. i can't do this bs anymore.
RuneT
06-02-2003, 10:14 AM
hey zen, Monday is happy hump day! Didn't you know?
zenbabe
06-02-2003, 10:20 AM
well, I had to take my husband to the ship last night at midnight and he is gone for a week...so no hump day for zen...*grump*
RuneT
06-02-2003, 10:23 AM
awwwwww. I'm sorry! Ok, I agree. Monday suck.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 10:34 AM
fire BAD!
zenbabe
06-02-2003, 11:00 AM
burn baby burn!
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by moel
i am so sick of great songs been used in car commercials....zeppelin? ac/dc? i mean what the ****?
and THE RAMONES blitzkreig rock and rock and roll high school, made me want to cry
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 12:53 PM
im out of school! i gotta go to the doctor today. i think i sprained my neck.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 01:12 PM
i'm so f*cking hungry and my f*cking boss had to go to the Mongolian f*cking grill and get f*cking lunch that smells so f*cking good and i have no f*cking money and have to eat f*cking ramen noodles.
f*cking grrr.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 01:14 PM
http://www.bewley.net/photos/320vlvt.gif calm down.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 01:16 PM
and this is a pic of who?
p.s. i am the antithesis of calm pretty much all the time
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Deviate
and this is a pic of who?
guess
Deviate
06-02-2003, 01:22 PM
my guess would be you.
Frieda
06-02-2003, 01:30 PM
well? now you made me curious too. there, i admitted it. now tell me who that is.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 01:32 PM
i wanna know how well you guys know me.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 01:38 PM
well, darlin, never seen a pic of you before, cept that odd-angled shot of you sucking on some peppermint phallus.
i know you dog on your looks a bunch, but the person in the pic has no reason to do that. the black hair and black clothing would be pretty dead-on, but i have this feeling you eitehr wear no make up at all, or else a nice schmear of black under your eyes.
s'all i got to go on.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 01:41 PM
your name wouldn't happen to be Jill, would it?
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 01:43 PM
no. its rachael.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 01:46 PM
then who is jill?
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 01:48 PM
;) i'll never tell.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 01:54 PM
okay. don't tell.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 02:02 PM
and its not jill.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 02:06 PM
what's not Jill?
see, here's the deal. if the pic of you with the candy cane is you then yes, i do believe the pic you just posted is you as well. if not, then, well, it's some other chick who's picture you just decided to post.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 02:07 PM
it is me.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 02:08 PM
well then there you go. was that so hard?
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 02:09 PM
no.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 02:10 PM
rock on. very nice pic, darlin, simply yowza.
gotta say, dig the chick with the blue mouth, too.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 02:11 PM
blue mouth?
Deviate
06-02-2003, 02:15 PM
yep. blue mouth, red hat, teal green shirt, rolling on the floor...
may be a dude, though...
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 02:21 PM
that's not my site. i dont know many of those people. a friend of mine hosted my pics.
that's what your talking about, right?
Deviate
06-02-2003, 02:41 PM
yep, just toodlin around
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 02:50 PM
ok.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 02:50 PM
and dev? thats a guy on the floor.
Deviate
06-02-2003, 03:00 PM
thought maybe so. i think i was blinded by the blue mouth.
ohhhhhhh, blue lipstick....
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 03:06 PM
rock on.;)
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 04:46 PM
i go to the highland games in Vista, CA every year with my sister. we just walk around and drool over the guys in kilts. my brother in law got disgusted with us and won't go anymore.
dinzdale
06-02-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by nycwriters
My grandfather used to toss the caber.
*cough*
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 04:57 PM
got a cold ?
surflugen
06-02-2003, 05:00 PM
Red, Where is Vista Ca. That sounds like a lot of fun. I love watching those games on TV.
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by surflugen
Red, Where is Vista Ca. That sounds like a lot of fun. I love watching those games on TV.
northern san diego county, off the 78
http://www.sdhighlandgames.org/
Frieda
06-02-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by nycwriters
Woo hoo!
I can't wait for this (http://www.glengarryhighlandgames.com/) ... it's an amazing time.
wow. that's a HUGE pole.
bealeblues
06-02-2003, 05:32 PM
if you intended on giving dinz a softball to hit out of the park, nice job frieda
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 05:37 PM
but he is not taking the bait....hmmmm
Frieda
06-02-2003, 05:40 PM
yes what's taking him so long?
bealeblues
06-02-2003, 05:50 PM
"so long"? damn frieda
Frieda
06-02-2003, 05:55 PM
lol
and the Daily Dinz Award goes to......
BEALE! weeeee!
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 06:01 PM
we can call it the willy wanker award
Frieda
06-02-2003, 06:09 PM
hahahaha! lol! yay! ZEEEEEEE! a new contest! :D
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 06:14 PM
last time dinz disappeared it was because beale murdered him. how was your weekend beale?
Frieda
06-02-2003, 06:14 PM
bought any wood chippers lately?
dinzdale
06-02-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Frieda
any wood ...... lately?
*swing* THWACK............YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 06:37 PM
obscure baseball reference, i think beale is posing as dinz to cover his tracks
dinzdale
06-02-2003, 06:39 PM
Well he's not posing as me in THAT speedo....
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 06:45 PM
the only way you can prove that you are you is to show us your enormous willy, (we remember what you said about beale)
dinzdale
06-02-2003, 06:47 PM
*zip*THUMPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 06:49 PM
he's baaaaack
*faints*
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by moel
no, it's not a good job... trust me
would they be working for YOU?
Red Princess
06-02-2003, 08:08 PM
ick. think i will just stay here in my own little empire
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 09:23 PM
sounds good. put agent smith and binary code and you have my personal seal of approval.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 10:11 PM
dont talk to me about guys. cant you see im distraught?
*runs out of the thread, weeping*
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 10:25 PM
WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
EUGENE!
*bangs head on the computer screen*
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 11:14 PM
STOP! no more love talk.
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 11:27 PM
are you scratching?
agentsmith
06-02-2003, 11:29 PM
yeeehhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww!
swing it!
there they go AGAIN
hose 'em down
dickieC
06-03-2003, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by nycwriters
I just noticed Dickie's avatar text ... why does he love me?
Bwuh?
I was just trying to be nice. I'll change it if it makes you uncomfortable. No stalker should ever make the stalkee uncomfortable.
Red Princess
06-03-2003, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by nycwriters
No no no hon ... I was merely curious. No discomfort.
....Well except for this underwear .. *pulls out of butt*
hah aha ha, wanna come underwear shopping with me and frieda at the nordstrom sale this weekend?
dickieC
06-03-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by nycwriters
No no no hon ... I was merely curious. No discomfort.
....Well except for this underwear .. *pulls out of butt*
And I thought you were such a lady.... sigh....
Frieda
06-03-2003, 09:43 AM
yeah peg, come shop with us!
dinzdale
06-03-2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by nycwriters
....Well except for this underwear .. *pulls out of butt*
Old Joke:
Dinz :When I get home I'm going to rip my wife's panties off.
Peg : Why's that?
Dinz : They're riding up the crack of my ass.
Deviate
06-03-2003, 10:23 AM
aw, but Dinz, they're so smashing on you.
agentsmith
06-03-2003, 10:24 AM
is it a bad sign if my butt is gone?
Frieda
06-03-2003, 10:25 AM
no, i've been trying to lose my butt for years. and my thighs too.
agentsmith
06-03-2003, 10:27 AM
but i liked my butt. we had some good times together.
EUGENE"S MOVING AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
my life is so sad.
Deviate
06-03-2003, 11:52 AM
where did Autumn come from?
Red Princess
06-03-2003, 12:47 PM
here: http://search.nordstrom.com/SearchResults.asp?KeyWord=lingerie&CatID=2376776&go.x=23&go.y=17
agentsmith
06-03-2003, 07:48 PM
yay! moel's here! have you finished your guitar?
agentsmith
06-03-2003, 07:54 PM
what is it now?
agentsmith
06-03-2003, 07:56 PM
it aint halloween no more.
go with the silver.
GWASSOTB UNITE!
agentsmith
06-03-2003, 08:02 PM
yay!
i wanna rock!
*puts on dee snider costume*
Deviate
06-04-2003, 11:19 AM
shot down.
bealeblues
06-04-2003, 05:08 PM
yeah, she wishes....
Red Princess
06-04-2003, 05:21 PM
:)
bealeblues
06-04-2003, 05:23 PM
;)
masterofNone
06-05-2003, 09:59 AM
Rimmer's new avatar is spectacular!
agentsmith
06-05-2003, 10:22 AM
my new avatar is johnny the homicidal maniac. anyone read that comic? its by the guy who does invader zim. it's so funny.
Frieda
06-05-2003, 02:42 PM
i thought that your neighbor downstairs had her own dominatrix business?
Red Princess
06-05-2003, 02:54 PM
... talk about asking for it....
Red Princess
06-05-2003, 04:11 PM
ooooh baby. *getting a visual*
thought for the day- if you read too much ovid on the internet you will get a head ache.
My roommate had a module in her course on Classical and Biblical. I know far too much Ovid now.
I lie ethe one with the guy whose wife gets her sister to some over, but he locks her in the cellar amnd rapes her and cuts her tongue out. so she had servants even though she's like a total prisoner, and she weaves a tapestary for one of the servants to give to the queen, telling her of her predicament. So I was wondering, if she can get her servant to sneak a fvkoff huge tapestry out, coudln't she have liek hidden inside the tapestry??
So anyway when she gets freed, she and her sister (the bad dude's husband) chop his son into pieces and feed it to him. I'm not entirely sure what the son did wrong but that's Ovid for you.
And people keep turning their daughters into rocks and bullrushes and stuff so that the Gods don't rape them. Gee, thanks daddy, now instead of having sex with God I'll be a rock forever.
*hic*
and yeah, it really does give you a headache.
Frieda
06-05-2003, 05:22 PM
it was almost embarrassing to read Ovid in high school.
embarassing how?
edit: you had to read it in highschool??? in english?? god damn :eek:
Frieda
06-05-2003, 05:26 PM
no, translate it from latin to dutch. that's what "reading" meant.
we are talking about that, right? Deucalion & Pyrrha? Arachne & Niobe?
oh wow, you did it right from latin?
and yep, all that crap :p
the english version is kinda, well, heavy reading
Frieda
06-05-2003, 05:38 PM
the latin version is far worse, trust me. ovid is the most difficult writer to translate. it's horrible. shivers down my spine. it's worse than.. what's his name.. that dude that witnessed the vesuvius eruption.. something with a V..
edited to add: nahh, not a V.. damn! i mean the one that wrote all these letters.
Frieda
06-05-2003, 05:39 PM
that's ovid! weeee!
ugh i can't even begin to imagine it in latin... I don't know any latin at all anyway. but if the english translation is anything to go by... then well it's some hard shit
Oedipus Rex is pretty cool too
Frieda
06-05-2003, 05:46 PM
harde kak for sure! i hated it. i had to read Livius (dutch spelling) for my final exams. about Romulus and Remus, Hannibal and his elephants in the alps, and about the bacchanalia..
woo hoo.
the greek exam was more fun. Antigone was actually fun to read!
Red Princess
06-05-2003, 06:01 PM
Ars Amatoria. english translation, not enough time to read it the hard way. it hought it was pretty funny. it is on a list of banned books which is even funnier.
Frieda
06-05-2003, 06:04 PM
a lot of it is about gay anal sex. we read part of it, but not that part.
Red Princess
06-05-2003, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Frieda
a lot of it is about gay anal sex. we read part of it, but not that part.
not the translation i just read, it was mentioned but not at length. lots about seducing the wives of your friends, and the last part for women, how to stay young looking, don't let your boyfriend see you putting on make up, almost like "the rules" if you ever read that piece of crap
Antigone was Oedipus's sister(/daughter) right?
Red Princess
06-05-2003, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Zyle
Antigone was Oedipus's sister(/daughter) right?
daughter of oedipus
Hermione
06-05-2003, 06:20 PM
I read Oedipus a few months ago. It was fun
Red Princess
06-05-2003, 06:25 PM
it's on the list after the list of banned books
yeah, it's fun when he gouges out his own eyes
Hermione
06-05-2003, 06:36 PM
I had to draw a picture of that for a project in my english class.. it was very realistic...
zenbabe
06-05-2003, 07:42 PM
at 4:53 pm peg
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 03:10 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bealeblues
06-06-2003, 03:11 PM
hurry-- duct tape her head to her desk while she's sleeping
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 03:13 PM
too late i woke up. but i am really bored. i am reading fanny hill on line and even that is getting ho-hum
surflugen
06-06-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by moel
slowest friday eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Tell me about it..
Its not even 12:30 and I am about to pass out.
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 03:51 PM
if it weren't for all the noise outside i would have been asleep about 2 hours ago
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 04:07 PM
i hate when i do that
i just spelt asleep alseep
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 04:13 PM
i didn't even notice. zzzzzzzzzzzz
Frieda
06-06-2003, 04:29 PM
wake up all!
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 04:45 PM
why? am i missing a party? zzzzzzzzzzz
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 05:46 PM
not a good idea to read fanny hill at work
my head really hurts - going to formal stoned is not a good idea.
Originally posted by moel
yeah, it's fun when he gouges out his own eyes
OK so why did he do this? we were trying to work it out - is it a metaphor for cutting his balls off? Or is it just because he finally sees what he has done and doesn't want to see it any more?
Red Princess
06-06-2003, 11:57 PM
his contacts were itching and he couldn't take it anymore
trisherina
06-07-2003, 11:12 AM
My amygdala hurts.
agentsmith
06-08-2003, 12:48 AM
for shame, moel.
dickieC
06-08-2003, 07:28 PM
That's amazing. Should have spotted that one.
36? Do you think they were all members?
My webcam comes tomorrow!!
agentsmith
06-08-2003, 09:35 PM
i am so happy!
i am the proud owner of a motley crue shirt!!!!yay! and a nikki sixx shirt! yay! and a popeye shirt! yay!
shopping is fun.
agentsmith
06-08-2003, 09:37 PM
happy happy happy!
agentsmith
06-08-2003, 09:39 PM
it says motley crue than it has them all in a picture from the 80's and under it it says girls girls girls....
ill post a pic.
agentsmith
06-08-2003, 10:01 PM
http://www22.brinkster.com/thegrimweeper/Dscf0001.jpg
http://www22.brinkster.com/thegrimweeper/Dscf0002.jpg http://www22.brinkster.com/thegrimweeper/Dscf0006.jpg
like it?
agentsmith
06-08-2003, 10:45 PM
thanks moel.;)
i want a twisted sister shirt.
were not gonna take it!
dickieC
06-09-2003, 08:09 AM
Where's Frieda disappeared to all of a sudden?
chuckie egg
06-09-2003, 08:13 AM
Maybe she found a beer garden
dickieC
06-09-2003, 08:14 AM
When I grow up, I want a beer garden all of my own...
Red Princess
06-09-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by dickieC
Where's Frieda disappeared to all of a sudden?
she has a holiday today
dickieC
06-09-2003, 04:07 PM
Ah yes, I remember now, thanks for reminding me...
Frieda
06-09-2003, 05:11 PM
i'm here!
http://www.ambographics.com/bboard/buddha.jpg
noxxville
06-10-2003, 01:15 AM
i'm going to start charging people for inhaling my second-hand smoke
Red Princess
06-10-2003, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by noxxville
i'm going to start charging people for inhaling my second-hand smoke
what a great idea! cigarettes are so expensive why should they get theirs for free?
I just restrung my guitar. Oh baby, it sounds and feels SOOOOO MUCH BETTER!!
Also, I'm getting my hair cut this evening. Hopefully it'll look and feel soooo much better too...
lapietra
06-10-2003, 12:01 PM
...my check is coming....
*almost faints with relief*
just been to the hairdressers... MY HAIR IS STRAIGHT!!!
lapietra
06-10-2003, 02:13 PM
Piccie?
you mean shorts, a t-shirt, and sandals ?
RuneT
06-10-2003, 06:16 PM
*laughing franticly*
BANG BANG BANG!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Frieda
06-11-2003, 04:09 AM
the airco is blowing air with a temperature of 10c, outside it's 26c. i'm wearing 2 cardigans inside this building, and walk around in a t-shirt outside. it's cold in here, it's almost freezing actually.
the radio is on the whine music channel, my coworker is shouting behind my back again and is throwing orange peels in my bin, which stink. i a minute, i have to explain to my boss why i've been almost 45 minutes late for work for 30 days in a row.
then why am i feeling so happy??
chuckie egg
06-11-2003, 08:53 AM
I burnt my tongue on incredibly hot pudding, chips and curry!
Red Princess
06-11-2003, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Frieda
i a minute, i have to explain to my boss why i've been almost 45 minutes late for work for 30 days in a row.
then why am i feeling so happy??
tell your boss that is your new starting time and if he would read his email he would know that.
ps, i passed 3000 and no one noticed. i really am invisible
Frieda
06-11-2003, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Red Princess
tell your boss that is your new starting time and if he would read his email he would know that.
heheh! he cancelled the meeting. i'm going to blame it on solar flares.
Originally posted by Red Princess
ps, i passed 3000 and no one noticed. i really am invisible
me too!
Red Princess
06-11-2003, 11:25 AM
poo. we will have a party with out them, did you find a razor?
Frieda
06-11-2003, 11:26 AM
yeah, sort of.. :p
Quantity does not always equal quality.
GET OVER IT!
RP you are hardly invisible.
Red Princess
06-11-2003, 12:35 PM
hi red, want to help us make rune pretty?
He's already pretty.
We could paint his nails.
Red Princess
06-11-2003, 12:41 PM
great idea! you pick the color
Umm, I've got this really cool purple!
Red Princess
06-11-2003, 12:53 PM
lovely. do his toes too
Frieda
06-11-2003, 01:07 PM
ooohhh! nail polish!
bealeblues
06-11-2003, 06:11 PM
of all people, why doesn't RP have an avatar? i mean, miss IT and all.... maybe she's a fraud and gets all her IT computer geek shit out of some reference book
beale, haven't you learned your lesson ?
don't mess with miss IT
Red Princess
06-11-2003, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by bealeblues
of all people, why doesn't RP have an avatar? i mean, miss IT and all.... maybe she's a fraud and gets all her IT computer geek shit out of some reference book
maybe i don't want one, not that yours isn't ...well attractive and all..
agentsmith
06-11-2003, 07:13 PM
what was it?
agentsmith
06-11-2003, 07:21 PM
hahaha.
chuckie egg
06-12-2003, 08:40 AM
lol... whenever theres a powercut in the night where I live, my stereo resets itself and the volume is always MEGA loud when I switch it on in the morning. (!)
It could not wake me up any more if it tried!
bealeblues
06-12-2003, 08:43 AM
originally posted by ambo
beale, haven't you learned your lesson ? don't mess with miss IT
i don't sweat her.
Deviate
06-12-2003, 12:37 PM
it took me awhile to realize you were saying I.T. and not calling RP Miss It.
Red Princess
06-12-2003, 12:50 PM
ha! he can call me miss it, i will call him mr. speedo
Frieda
06-12-2003, 01:08 PM
for there is but one speedo: the almighty purple speedo. a-ha!
bealeblues
06-12-2003, 02:01 PM
you must respect the power of the almighty speedo-banana-hammock
dinzdale
06-12-2003, 02:12 PM
That's nice
Deviate
06-12-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by bealeblues
you must respect the power of the almighty speedo-banana-hammock
banana? or plantain?
dinzdale
06-12-2003, 02:43 PM
Try vienna sausage.....
or in your case, a big salami
dinzdale
06-12-2003, 02:46 PM
Of course Ambo.....I was trying to help Frida understand the "extent" of Beale's speedo stretching abilities.
As we have come to know, the Dinz kielbasa is a different kettle of penis.
Red Princess
06-12-2003, 03:00 PM
as WE have come to know? some of us are still waiting for proof. anyone can make empty claims...
Red Princess
06-12-2003, 03:06 PM
inches? on the richter scale? out of 10? out of 100? witness statements , we want witness statements
dinzdale
06-12-2003, 03:06 PM
on the (E)richter scale
Red Princess
06-12-2003, 03:08 PM
E would mean english which would mean metric which would mean about half that in american
bealeblues
06-12-2003, 03:09 PM
i ain't sayin' a word....
dinzdale
06-12-2003, 03:11 PM
Check your facts darling....English measurements are Imperial and all very slightly larger than the U.S equivalents.
You may know all about the spaghetti wires hanging out the back of this box on my desk, but my business is measurements.
I'ts really big.
Red Princess
06-12-2003, 03:16 PM
empty claims.
maybe we need a lawyer to sue you for false advertising, a class action suit to include hoards of disappointed women... do we kow any lawyers?
ps. in CA i see a lot of guys driving around with no shirts on, i always wonder if they are wearing pants
bealeblues
06-12-2003, 03:30 PM
pants?
where's deev?
Deviate
06-12-2003, 03:57 PM
PANTS!
Originally posted by dinzdale
I'ts really big.
i hate to mention this (really i do), but one therapist i saw said that when you use the word "really" it makes it seem like you don't believe what you are saying is true.
of course, that was just one guy's opinion...
i for one, am willing to take dinz at his word.
i'm sure it's a big willy.
but size, as we all know, is not what's important..........
Red Princess
06-12-2003, 07:11 PM
creepy, right now we have 10 lurkers on the board
Red Princess
06-12-2003, 07:19 PM
peepers.
must be a field trip.
i am going home
agentsmith
06-12-2003, 07:40 PM
DIE YOU COCKSUCKERS!
there! i killed the creepy lurkers! whats the prize?
agentsmith
06-12-2003, 07:43 PM
meaty!
but moel! were not gonna take these lurkers anyomore!
Originally posted by agentsmith
DIE YOU COCKSUCKERS!
okay, i can't type pvssy (as in ***** cat), but that word doesn't get bleeped ?
Red Princess
06-13-2003, 12:20 AM
i know, go figure, does '****' get through?
Red Princess
06-13-2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Red Princess
i know, go figure, does '****' get through?
i guess not.
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