Am I the only person that....

[krafty]

...who can't understand how to get the right time to display on this board? :(

[masterofNone]

just crossed my legs?

[ambo]

...gave up on getting the right time to display on this board ?

[laughingbuddha]

everyone welcomes krafy :)

[Deviate]

has found a new candidate for the red POS? :rolleyes:

[krafty]

...doesn't know what what the red POS is?

[Deviate]

laughs at that question?

wishes they didn't know what the red POS is?

knows the haunting sound of squeeky-squeeky-squee?

[Red Princess]

wonders if it is even possible to explain what the red POS is?

[dinzdale]

wonders who even knows who had the damn thing last?

[Red Princess]

zen bought it with the chipper

[ambo]

okay, give you guys
what is the red POS ?

[lapietra]

wonders if anyone wasted a Polaroid on the POS?

[Deviate]

....that tried to sell the red POS to zen?

-st.

[ambo]

.... wonders if POS stands for piece of shit ?

[krafty]

... gets frustrated when she isn't in on inside jokes?

[dinzdale]

...thinks you should just wait a little while and all these assorted fruit loops, sorry, ze-monkeys become alarmingly familiar in their insanity?

[masterofNone]

remembers a day not so long ago when Beale used to walk through the threads with his little red welcome wagon, it's wheels squeekysqueeking in the cool autumn air... all till someone told him to oil that POS for god's sake?

[Red Princess]

ok ok ok will try to explain.. the origins of the POS are lost in time, it is the red piece of shit red wagon, it has shown up at a few very rowdy parties here on the board, it has been slept in next to a dumpster and hauled unspeakable things around, it is like a booby prize. most recently it was sold along with the infamous wood chipper (see the trial) someday when i have more time i will look it to see where it came from, does anyone remember?

[krafty]

...feels like I have little critters crawling all over me because I've just discovered my office is infested with ants?:eek:

[Hermione]

..loathes ants immensely

[bealeblues]

wishes he could crawl in a hole and sleep for about a year

wishes he was on a beach somewhere with lots of cold beer

wishes that phones were never invented (except when i'm drinking)

fondly remembers the long ago days of frequent posting

[red]

has a headache so bad that an improvement would be someone splitting my head open with an axe?

[red]

thinks they kill threads?

[Deviate]

hates it when history is given away so easily?

thinks it's very easy to find information on the board for one who is motivated enough to look for it?

likes inside jokes and thinks they are a benefit of long-term boarders?

is an asshole?

[Hermione]

is worried about college

likes to eat

moving in 3 weeks

[Red Princess]

thinks exclusivity is for the outside world?

[krafty]

...agrees with Deviate?

....remembers seeing this somewhere on my explorations -

"What experience and history teach is this - that people and governments never have learned anything from history, or acted on principles deduced from it."

-G. W. F. Hegel (1770-1831) - courtesy nycwriters" ?

[Deviate]

is in a really crappy mood?

sometimes is as frustrated with the board as they are happy with it?

wants to submerse themself in film editing and not peek out for awhile?

can't seem to pull away?

[ambo]

...feels just like Dev's avatar ?

[noxxville]

is stupid?

[ambo]

...got a huge-ass federal tax return *woooo*

[lapietra]

constantly juggles fantasy with reality?

[zenbabe]

juggle's fantasy's constantly?

[laughingbuddha]

who feels reality is a fantasy?

[lapietra]

understands what laughingbuddha is talking about?

(or rather, vainly likes to think she does, sometimes...)

[laughingbuddha]

Originally posted by lapietra
understands what laughingbuddha is talking about?

(or rather, vainly likes to think she does, sometimes...)

thinks lala is giving it a good shot.

[Frieda]

feels she should be drinking too? and be at home right now?

[laughingbuddha]

feels frieda definitely needs a drink ;)

lol!!!

[Madmack]

who feels fantasy is a reality

[AllegroNg]

must find both cats in the house before the garbage man comes?

[ambo]

... does regular "cat counts" whenever it appears one may have gotten out of the yard (needs two hands for this) ?

[Stormyguy]

..... is making their first post today????


PS: What IS it with cats and the garbage truck? (We call them dustcarts over here)!

[Deviate]

yea, stormy, welcome ;)

-st.

[dinzdale]

POS on it's way to Omaha .....

[AllegroNg]

..doesn't think that cats are much for driving garbage trucks?;)

Dust carts.. hmm.. does that mean you guys "take out the dust"? ;)

..wants to congratulate someone who has just posted their first.. err.. post?

[dinzdale]

...also knows it's called the shitcart?

(for obvious reasons)

[ambo]

...welcomes Stormy as well

(I think it must be the smell - cats noses rule)

[Stormyguy]

.... is overwhelmed by the welcome on the board?

Thank you one and all!

:)

(I always rather thought it was the noise...)

[Deviate]

is thinking Moel needs the POS more than me?

is pouring coffee down their shirt?

[Red Princess]

yes you are, you will sleep tonight like a baby and awake refreshed and feeling great. trust me i know these things

[masterofNone]

can't think AND feel at the same time?

[krafty]

...is going to fake a headache to leave work early this beautiful, sunny Friday afternoon?:D

[priceyfatprude]

Feels like Cruella DeVille when driving w/the windows rolled down?

[bealeblues]

longs for a seat in the bleachers, cold beer in hand, waiting for the rapturous sound of "play ball"

[Deviate]

yes.

[bealeblues]

you'll be right there during the CWS so you better get ready

[lapietra]

wonders who Bug is?
wonders if once she knows who Bug is will wonder what Bug is doing?

[lapietra]

now feels vaguely disturbed...?


:D

[ambo]

Bug was a figment of your imagination.
It's NOT number of posts.
It's probably length of time.
Thanks to danh for his help figuring it out.
You will not be hearing from bug any more.
Sorry if I disturbed anyone.
I'm a programmer - and I had to know !

[lapietra]

wants ambo to know that she, personally, doesn't particularly mind feeling vaguely disturbed...

[ambo]

wants to thank LaLa for her understanding...
*** did you see priceyfatprude's status ?

[lapietra]

is chuckling?

[ambo]

... is just tickled pink to have her very own Custom Status ?

*yihaaaaaaaaaa *

[Hermione]

... found out their brother's best friend is gay

[rmr]

that prefers to live in there own created reality rather than the "real world"?

[ambo]

...that believes that everyone actually has their own "reality" ?

[ambo]

...wants everyone to have a good day (really) ?

[Hermione]

wants a massage

[lapietra]

realizes there's a point where you just need to drop it?

[imdrsmooth]

felt like cleaning just enough so their room passes as clean.

[Frieda]

is addicted to Project IGI2?

[lapietra]

just had to pay over $300 to get their brakes fixed? :(

[AllegroNg]

...just ordered Tom Servo post-its?

[laughingbuddha]

who is sitting in the office on sunday and does not mind recieving mail of any kind!

[laughingbuddha]

who wonders why did you not?

[laughingbuddha]

wonders if the post is like the Sun?

[AllegroNg]

doesn't understand the diff between dreamed and dreamt and smelled and smelt?

[Red Princess]

seems to absorb energy/moods from other people and then can't get rid of it/them?

[Hermione]

cannot walk due to dance practice.

[ambo]

...yearns for something really different to do ?

[noxxville]

wonders if he could drive a nail trough his hand?

[ambo]

... thinks Nox should have that drink ?

[laughingbuddha]

Am i the only person in love with the ancients?

[amanda]

uses The Republic to support the idea of becoming an ex-pat?

[Madmack]

..get confused when he see's people driving that don't seem to possess the native ability to keep their vehicles in between the little yellow lines and have no concept what any other purpose the rear view mirror could possibly have other than to inspect nose hairs or apply makeup (usually with a trowel..)....?

[amanda]

nononoonononononononononononononnononoonoonononono

no.

sniffs EVERY flower they see right now?

[ambo]

... would love to see Dinz's answers to the Ze-Monkey Trivia ?

[Deviate]

can't remember all of their drunken Friday calls?

[ambo]

... wonders if Dev is feeling better enough to change his *sigh* ?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by ambo
... wonders if Dev is feeling better enough to change his *sigh* ?

:D lovely! :p
it´s time for a poll again Dev.. lots of newbies here!

[red]

wonders what Harde Kak is in English?

[priceyfatprude]

wonders when Ambo will figure out Dev is a girl?

ate saltine crackers w/real butter for lunch?

brought in Easter Candy for the communal bucket, making me instantly popular?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Madmack
..get confused when he see's people driving that don't seem to possess the native ability to keep their vehicles in between the little yellow lines and have no concept what any other purpose the rear view mirror could possibly have other than to inspect nose hairs or apply makeup (usually with a trowel..)....? You forgot curl my hair...

[Madmack]

Yup.. I forgot that one... I must have been posting first thing in the morning again..

[red]

Originally posted by moel
weet wat harde kak in het Engels betekent?

spreekt Nederlandse waard kak?


If I could speak Dutch I wouldn't have to ask.

[ambo]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
wonders when Ambo will figure out Dev is a girl?


...apologizes most humbly, and wonders who's picture from "Show Your Mugs" she was remembering ?

...wonders how to find old threads, so she can see who's picture from "Show Your Mugs" she was remembering ?

[Deviate]

wonders where the assumptions on gender come from?

hates to be categorized by pink or blue?

wonders why people feel the need to announce their perception of my gender or correct people on the matter?

wishes they never posted that damn poll?

can speak for themself?

[masterofNone]

is pretty sure that Sisyphus wasn't a myth

[Deviate]

had to make sure MoN said Sisyphus and not syphillis?

[Deviate]

http://www.funrockn.com/images/products/lunch-boxes/syphillis_2.jpg

-st.

[Red Princess]

..is so frustrated right now they could chew glass?

[Red Princess]

that gets (how shall we say it) more "affectionate" around the full moon?

i need to go home right now

[masterofNone]

is humming "Aaawoooooo werewolves of London?"

[Red Princess]

*singing*
i'm a very very complex person, i try to improve but you see how i worsen...

[masterofNone]

thinks we're about 45 days away from invading Syria?

[ambo]

Oh, what the hell.
They can always send them back....

[Hermione]

Has just woken up from a nap

[masterofNone]

from time to time gets goosebumps that I can't explain?

[Arif-ul Haq]

d

[amanda]

Originally posted by masterofNone
thinks we're about 45 days away from invading Syria?

thinks this will be the main feature show of the next term, if Bush wins?

is happy to see Arif again, but sincerely hopes lurking around here isn't the cause of failing finals?

[laughingbuddha]

GOES lalalalalalalalalalalalala!!!! AND THINKS IT IS MUSICAL

[Frieda]

is annoyed?

[laughingbuddha]

who is wondering why is why such a difficult question to answer?

[chuckie egg]

....is looking forward to this weekend?! :D

[chuckie egg]

.... hopes they can lose their cold for this weekend? :(

[Frieda]

wants to go and sit in the sun? not inside being at work?

[Deviate]

needs a massage?

[red]

wonders when the sun comes out in The Netherlands.
;)

[bealeblues]

is looking forward to early june?

[amanda]

I'm looking forward to it like a little kid looking forward to a summertime Christmas, complete with a ferris wheel and elephant ears.


psst...moel.
I put the story in my blog (http://dalang.blogspot.com).
thanks for asking.

[Deviate]

is thrilled to the gills?

has gills?

[masterofNone]

is wearing sweats today because I don't have the time to do laundry... and yet here I am taking the time to post?

[bealeblues]

has a horrific springtime head cold?

[Frieda]

forgot to do the laundry? poop!

[zenbabe]

http://zenmedia.org/Pics/random%20stuff/hkbreath.jpg

[Arif-ul Haq]

d

[rmr]

has really chapped lips....ouch....ouchie!!:mad:

[Hermione]

hates chapped lips..

rmr- use vaseline.. works really well

[rmr]

it doesn't i swear.....

that loves Swift Premium HARD Salami sandwiches with Swiss Cheese and Mayo and Mustard on really cheap white bread?

[moel]

wants to turn into the Hulk right now?

[moel]

probably wont turn into the Hulk?

[rmr]

that is obsessed with Margo Tenebaum........

[masterofNone]

that would love to have a pair of voice activated Google goggles that would run a search of keywords in the conversation and display them on a heads up display so I would seem like the smartest guy in the world.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by rmr

that loves Swift Premium HARD Salami sandwiches with Swiss Cheese and Mayo and Mustard on really cheap white bread?

thinks that that combination will taste very good and is going to try it out tonight? :D

[amanda]

thinks that MoN really doesn't need those Google goggles?

[bealeblues]

that laughed b/c rmr capitalized "HARD" in front of 'salami'

i know, i know, very beavis-esque, but i did laugh....

[ambo]

Originally posted by nycwriters
wonders why Reg deleted all of his posts?
Maybe he didn't delete them...
* eerie music in background *

[Deviate]

Originally posted by moel
thinks they just lost their friendship with their bestfriend?
unfortunately, Moel, no you're not.

i had a dream my best friend came to my house with a list of all these things they wanted back. i went apeshit and we fought all night. that's probably the best closure i'm getting.

-st.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by nycwriters
wonders why Reg deleted all of his posts?

maybe he got scared of us

[bealeblues]

thinks that rune broke his skis again....

[red]

is bored, bored, bored?

[bealeblues]

is loopy out of his mind on cold medicine?

[bealeblues]

will go on a drinking binge tomorrow?

[red]

will ever add anything to the addon art section?

where are you flabbygums?

[Frieda]

thinks that rune is on vacation but doesn't remember where to..

[Frieda]

yes!

applauds for Moel for remembering! :D

[chuckie egg]

...is having strange dreams at the moment?

[Red Princess]

..lives every day in a strange dream?

[Deviate]

is drinking cancer water?

[red]

is posting here, now?

[Deviate]

yes.

[Deviate]

is wondering where Rune has been?

[Deviate]

has sushi calling from the fridge?

[AllegroNg]

visited doodie.com?

[masterofNone]

is seeing things?

[noxxville]

despises reality shows?

[ambo]

totally agrees with Nox ?

*what the hell is the attraction anyway?*

[laughingbuddha]

who is bored out of wits and does not know what he is saying or typing today?

[amanda]

wonders about bored people?

wants to stay, wants to go, wants to live thousands of different lives, wants to live only once (as it is more than enough, at times)
wants to save the world, wants to turn away from it, wants to know the answers to life, universe and everything, and how do they get the lead inside of a pencil?




thinks I should shut up now?

[laughingbuddha]

wonders how amanda can wonder about bored people when she has so much on her mind

[amanda]

thinks multilaterally?

who is appreciative of moel's kind words and would have given him a high-five for it?

[laughingbuddha]

wonders if multi-tasking is as difficult as it sounds?

wonders if he should give it a try?

[priceyfatprude]

is torn between two lovers?

feelin like a fool?

[red]

has something else they sould be doing?

[ambo]

... is trying to find some reason, any reason, to get to work ?

[red]

needs a Cadbury's egg right now?

[rmr]

that's been to paradise, but has never been to me?

[priceyfatprude]

that gets to leave @ 2pm today?

[red]

decided on a Cadbury Fruit and Nut instead?

Mmmmmmm afternoon delight!

[red]

hee hee hee!

What other songs can we put into others heads?

How 'bout
Up up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful baaallooooon…

[red]

is a diehard Jackie Chan fan?

[red]

no you aren't!
it's an awesome movie!

[Deviate]

Originally posted by red
is a diehard Jackie Chan fan?
nope.

has the day off?

[ambo]

doesn't get to leave work early or have the day off, 'cause she works from home every freakin' Friday (woohoo) ?

[masterofNone]

thinks Moel is living out his Drunken Master fantasies

[Hermione]

didn't go to dance class today?

ate in and out

[ambo]

...thinks the board has been awfully empty the last couple of days ?

[Deviate]

has been in pjs all day?

[laughingbuddha]

something is missing....

[amanda]

has had their nose in a book for the past four days?

[trisherina]

...has had quite enough turkey and gingerbread cake?

[ambo]

...wonders why I'm wondering why ?

[ambo]

Like to the Q-tip galaxy ?

[ambo]

is it far enough away ?

[ambo]

...wonders if Red Princess and Dinzdale have run off together ?

[Deviate]

hates the sound of flip-flops?

[bealeblues]

... wonders if my office and deev's office have a monopoly on flip flop wearing people....

[noxxville]

thinks the company that makes pringles is just trying to fatten us all up for their impending hostile takeover?

[ambo]

...thinks nox is starting to sound like reg ?

[laughingbuddha]

is actually in the mood to work today?

[laughingbuddha]

the mood did not last too long..now i really have to work and i can't.......!

[masterofNone]

has a big box in my closet filled with SCSI cables, RCA cables, serial cables, parallel cables, monitor cables, power cables, etc. ... all in a big tangled heap and alll obsolete?

[RuneT]

Originally posted by masterofNone
has a big box in my closet filled with SCSI cables, RCA cables, serial cables, parallel cables, monitor cables, power cables, etc. ... all in a big tangled heap and alll obsolete?

No. I have an identical copy of your box under my book shelf. Are you shure that you don't have any phone line cables there too? And a couple of those small black powersupplies? I do!

[masterofNone]

yep and yep

[bealeblues]

... who doesn't know what the fvck a SCSI or RCA cable is?

[Red Princess]

...who also has that box of parts, mine has power cords of all descriptions 2 serial zip drives a jaz drive, a small external scsi drive 2 power mac 6100's a 7200, a dead PC, 3 cd drives, 7 (!) keyboards, a herd of mice, miscellaneous nic's and enough small ram chips to build a house....most of which are obsolete

[masterofNone]

http://www.singatron.com/images/cable/SCSI%20cable.JPG

Small Computer System Interface (SCSI)

http://www.allelectronics.com/images/gold/full/DCB-144.jpg

Radio Corporation of America (RCA)

[Red Princess]

oh yeah and i also have 2 sets of crappy speakers in there. The 9150 mac server and 2 8500's are not in that cabinet

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
... who doesn't know what the fvck a SCSI or RCA cable is?

...no, I'm with you there...dont know, dont care....

[danh]

Originally posted by masterofNone
has a big box in my closet filled with SCSI cables, RCA cables, serial cables, parallel cables, monitor cables, power cables, etc. ... all in a big tangled heap and alll obsolete?

Don't believe in boxes. They're scattered across my desk along with a dead cd-rom, dead power supply, dead floppy drive, dead sound card, soon to be dead computer after I go to walmart and buy a shot gun.

[danh]

Am I the only person that....

...just realized I had a really weird dream about shot guns last night?

[ambo]

...keeps talking even when nobody is listening ?

[Frieda]

i have a ROOM full of that crap.

[bealeblues]

originally posted by nycwriters
That was the first thing that really surprised me after I move to the USA ... that you could buy a shotgun at Wal-mart.

the first thing that really surprised me after moving to louisiana is that they have drive-through daiquiri shops here. true story. you can drive right up to the window, never leave your car, get a 80 ounce daiquiri, fully loaded, in a styrofoam cup, and drive right off...

[red]

that will be going to the zemonkey reunion?

[danh]

...is about to fail a grad level math class? (I am so screwed)

Well, off to my test.:)

[bealeblues]

that will also see red at the zemonkey reunion (along with several others i might add)

[red]

YEAAA!!!!

[masterofNone]

that will be there with bells on... metaphorically speaking of course.

[bealeblues]

... that is absolutely bummed that i can't get a beale sized costume of my jumping monster made in time for the reunion?

i was going to enter the grand barroom in full regalia, jumping in all the way.....

[RuneT]

JOJ! Hmmm, are you sure that no one can help you out? All you need is a sheet of brown fabric!

[priceyfatprude]

...got flowers today for Secretaries Day?

...is allergic to pollen but doesnt want to hurt their boss' feelings?

...can't think of a nice way to tell their boss they'd prefer cash to the flowers she gives out 4 times a year?

[amanda]

is about ready to make a slingshot, if only to silence the street- roving loudspeakers for every single candidate that is running in a municipal election?

I swear, if I hear another "arigato gozimasu" shouted at 30 decibles, I WILL shout something not as pleasant back....

[bealeblues]

how do you say 'FVCK OFF' in japanese?

[Red Princess]

...that thinks Peeps are better stale?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Red Princess
...that thinks Peeps are better stale? No.

[Red Princess]

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/index.html

[priceyfatprude]

....has made an Easter cake w/a bunny peep on top & a trail of black jelly beans behind him?

[Red Princess]

yes

[red]

Originally posted by bealeblues
... that is absolutely bummed that i can't get a beale sized costume of my jumping monster made in time for the reunion?

i was going to enter the grand barroom in full regalia, jumping in all the way.....

I think you could make one with cardboard boxes!

[masterofNone]

is not going to bail out a mad LSU alum in NYC?

[danh]

...makes almost no meaningful contribution to society?

[masterofNone]

doesn't mind.

[Deviate]

needs to keep their temper in check?

[rmr]

....just took a nice nap.

[danh]

...is annoyed by my avatar?

[danh]

...who's federal and state tax refunds total $27.00? :(

[Deviate]

loves danh's new avy?

[Red Princess]

just watched The Two Towers on DVD 2 days in a row, and now i want to go buy a sword....

[ambo]

...thinks everyone should stay out of RP's way ?

[Red Princess]

i want to be a Shield Maiden of Rohan and slaughter Orcs

[danh]

Originally posted by Deviate
loves danh's new avy?

thanks :D

I put a lot of work into it.

[ambo]

...had a blast on the board today ?

Thanks guys :D

[danh]

...actually wonders "What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

One of these days I'm gonna have to get a bumper sticker that says that.
(thanks ambo)

[ambo]

I'd love to take credit for it.
I don't know the author.
It came to me in a joke email.
The email was full of jokes, not that the email itself was a joke.
Know what I mean, dan, huh, huh ?

[danh]

Uh-huh, got it
*slowly backs away*

tee-hee:D

[Hermione]

...really needs to stop spending so much time on the computer/internet

[ambo]

no, no Surbhi
internet good
computer good
uh huh

[zenbabe]

I tried to copy and paste a url that i had written down in front of me....

[ambo]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I tried to copy and paste a url that i had written down in front of me....

I remember an old blog of Ze's - he said he was writing a note to someone on a piece of paper, and he put down his pencil to hit the backspace key...

Of course, such things never happen to me.
I was driving one afternoon and noticed the vaulted roof of a church. It had glass panes that were reflecting the sky, and I wondered if it was a transparent GIF.

[malina]

i poured coffee over my oatmeal this morning and put it in the microwave...

[ambo]

well, that's another thing entirely
;)

[danh]

Originally posted by malina
i poured coffee over my oatmeal this morning and put it in the microwave...

I’ve poured orange juice on my cereal before.

didn't notice until I took a bite.

[danh]

Originally posted by moel
yeah!... i once poured grape juice on my corn pops... don't try it.

sounds wonderful :)

When I was little, my sister used to tell me that grape juice was made by pressing smurfs.

http://expert.ics.purdue.edu/~hartzler/pics/smurfPress

sisters can be soo mean :mad:

[Deviate]

eh, who cares? the Smurfs suck anyway, might as well make them into something useful, and in the process, kill the annoying little bastards...

-st.

[Deviate]

didn't like the Matrix?

[ambo]

yes

[Deviate]

thought so.

[ambo]

...wonders if Peg is up yet ?

[Deviate]

thought this thread was dead?