Am I the only person that....

[ambo]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[malina]

Originally posted by Deviate
thought this thread was dead?

yes.

[danh]

...probably should do something productive?

[ambo]

oh that's right, make the rest of us look bad ;)

[Deviate]

wishes they were somewhere else?
wished they were someone else?

[danh]

...is making ambo look bad?

[danh]

Originally posted by Deviate
wishes they were somewhere else?
wished they were someone else?

no, your not.

[ambo]

...looks bad without any help ?

[Deviate]

wishes it were raining?

[ambo]

come on out to sunny CA Dev
it's raining where i am

[danh]

Originally posted by Deviate
wishes it were raining?

it is raining
weather.com says its raining in Nebraska and parts of Iowa.

[danh]

...is actually going to do something productive and is serious about it this time and should probably not post anything else to this board for a while today?

[Deviate]

i see sun and some blue sky. was raining like nuts earlier but it gets brighter and brigter and is making it hard for me to funk.

-st.

[Deviate]

is posting right now?

[bealeblues]

yes. (the ultimate thread killer)

[Deviate]

lol.

[ambo]

...who thinks Dinz could find a much better avatar if he really tried ?

[dinzdale]

What do you suggest?

[ambo]

that's MUCH better

that last one was just too unreal !

[dinzdale]

Dont get me started on that real / fake argument.....I DONT CARE cos they look great with your...( this section of this post has been censored on the advice of my leagal council )..all over the furniture.

[bealeblues]

ambo, the last avatar was mrs. dinz #5... we all loved her

and thank bob that dinz is starting to listen to his counsel

[ambo]

excuse me, but my furniture is clean

and they did not look great - they just looked big (i understand some people think the two words are synonymous)....

[moel]

is a guy and has read Anne of Green Gables?

[masterofNone]

yes... I mean I'm a sensitive guy... but even I've steered clear of that shit.

[masterofNone]

I say there are some places to which even pvssy can't make us go

[Deviate]

can kill a flirting thread faster than a triple Whopper can kill a fat man two days after a triple bipass?

[Deviate]

is making dinner right now?

-st.

[malina]

... 's suffering from burnout today ?

[danh]

...sufferin' from burnout this... year?

[Deviate]

yes.

[RuneT]

..is missing Frieda?

[laughingbuddha]

Naaaaaaaah,, you are not alone....but think of the fun she is having in Crete!

[Red Princess]

...that thinks maybe the thread killers thread is finally dead?

[Deviate]

thought it would be if no one had said anything....

[Red Princess]

mwuah ha ha ha ha ha ha it is all part of my evil plan

[Frieda]

misses Crete?

*sigh*

[Deviate]

is glad that Crete didn't keep Frieda?

-st.

[chuckie egg]

is glad Frieda is back!

[rmr]

....is in classic rock hell right now. i can't stop. i can't.

i admit it.....i downloaded a blue oyster cult song, how wrong is that ??

Someone help me!!!!

[danh]

come on rimmer, don't fear the reaper.

[priceyfatprude]

Cowbell! I need to hear more cowbell!

[danh]

HA! I love that sketch

[rmr]

OMG....the cowbell..yes that's the best.

I downloaded....don't fear the reaper, burning for you and oh my god the kings 'this beat goes on/switching to glide and I can't stop listening to it"

I've made it a point to get the Led out everyday and i debating whether I should crack out the acid washed jeans and fold them in and up at the bottom.

What's wrong with me???

[danh]

Originally posted by rmr
What's wrong with me???

all the hot dogs you eat have affected your mind.

[rmr]

See, this is why i love the internet

Blue Oyster Cult (http://members.aol.com/MLanza1974/ferrell/wf1.htm)

[rmr]

This is too great.....here's a video of the skit.

Just scroll down to MTV and enjoy Will Ferrell....he's sooooo amazing. The goods (http://www.blueoystercult.com/Media/TVappear.html)

[Madmack]

"... My amp goes to 11..."

[rmr]

Madmack...thanks for posting that. It's one of my all time favorite lines in one of my all time favorite movies!!!

[Madmack]

A classic rmr...

[ambo]

...wishes they'd complimented danh's photo instead of joking about it ?

[masterofNone]

...is pretty sure I've pissed off everybody on this board at least once and, so, offers a blanket apology and a caveat that I shouldn't be taken seriously under any circumstances.







mmmmm pie.

[Deviate]

really really really likes MoN's company website and is jealous of his genius?

-st.

[masterofNone]

...thinks "shucks" is a valid way to say thanks and seem humble at the same time?

[danh]

Originally posted by ambo
...wishes they'd complimented danh's photo instead of joking about it ?
well, shucks...

[danh]

Originally posted by masterofNone
...is pretty sure I've pissed off everybody on this board at least once and, so, offers a blanket apology and a caveat that I shouldn't be taken seriously under any circumstances.


...would like to extend the same apology for same reasons?






mmmmmmmm pudding.

[trisherina]

...thought that in part being human meant that people who maintain closeness for any length of time sometimes irritate each other, and it's all part of the tidal ebb and flow of living in community?



(Though today, I confess, I was looking at some little old bungalows in a decrepit part of the city, and imagining the long sunny days I could spend in one of them, really truly alone with used books and tea and endless stretches of seated quiet, and pay my bills by mail and not even have a phone, a car, or anything much at all.)

[ambo]

Originally posted by trisherina
...thought that in part being human meant that people who maintain closeness for any length of time sometimes irritate each other, and it's all part of the tidal ebb and flow of living in community?

ah yes, but not everyone's as well adjusted as you trish, and a stray apology now and then hardly ever hurts :)

[Deviate]

hardly ever, but those times it does....

WATCH OUT!

they can be LETHAL...

lethal, i tells ya.

-st.

[ambo]

Dev, you are just plain silly.

I'm sorry.

[Deviate]

you're sorry that i'm silly?

Am I the only person that....
....is going to be away for the weekend?

[dinzdale]

Yep. We're all staying here.

[lapietra]

Not me.
I'm going about 150 miles north... :)
...to the land of cows, ostriches and split pea soup.

Oh! and many cute little wineries...

[Frieda]

that is REALLY REALLY drunk?

[bealeblues]

no b/c i was horribly drunk last night

[Frieda]

hey! i forgot i posted that! lol!

[Zyle]

... is avoiding revision?

[dickieC]

Revise! REVISE! For the day of judgement is nigh, I tell thee!

[Zyle]

oooh but dickie, you've replied to everything so I'll have to stay a while longer now catching up ;)

[danh]

...is burned out?

...wants nothing more than a break?

...should probably get back to work?

fvck

[Hermione]

... hates chemistry

[danh]

...thinks one of our greatest achievements is the ability for anyone to sit down and play "word association" with someone on a different continent?

...is amazed by that fact?

[danh]

...wonders how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[rmr]

is still thinking about cotton balls?

[Red Princess]

is thinking about other balls?

[malina]

Originally posted by nycwriters
... would kill for a comfortable bra?

no, i hate them too!

[Red Princess]

don't buy the cheap ones, not worth it

[Frieda]

even the expensive ones are not comfortable!

[Red Princess]

i have a few that are quite comfortable, unfortunately the really pretty ones are not, but don't wear those as long any how so it's ok

[Frieda]

i haven't had a single bra that was comfortable! it's just even more uncomfy not to wear one, so i do wear them..

what are your comfortable brands?

[Red Princess]

i will check the secret drawer and get back to you

[Frieda]

your secret drawer?? should i ask dinz? :D

[malina]

i wish i had a secret drawer.....

[Red Princess]

it is the secret drawer filled with fancy princess lingerie. many colors to go with many outfits, many degrees of sluttiness for the many moods, lacy, sleek, silky, flowery, cute, dangerous, skimpy and revealing. some of it is demure, some is playful, some of it would make a hooker jealous. and then there are the lace anklets that occasionally peek out from under the jeans and make the Bubbas go crazy and drool on their cheeseburgers at denny's

[dickieC]

:starts growing ponytail:

[Frieda]

do comfy sexy bras exist?

[Frieda]

oh! the kingdom! i totally forgot about Yaddaya

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dickieC
:starts growing ponytail:

oooh baby! send photos

[dickieC]

:straining every follicle:

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
I've bought expensive ones, I've bought cheap ones. The closest I got to comfort were the Vicky Secrets t-shirt bras, but even those poke after a while. I just want ONE comfy bra!! My kingdom for a comfy bra...... I've cordially invited Vicki's to lick me.

I don't want a comfy bra anymore. I want smaller tits.

[Frieda]

i think getting smaller tits can be done faster than finding a comfy bra

[Red Princess]

it also pays to be professionally fitted. a lot of women are simply wearing the wrong size

[Frieda]

many brands don't even have my size. ridiculous.

[Red Princess]

i agree. very annoying, all kinds of choices if you have little ones. if you are more blessed you have to spend more time shopping

[Frieda]

they usually only have the sizes that are more common. you go ahead and find a bra in size 32--

hey!
i was about to post my cup size! :eek:

[chuckie egg]

....hahah!!!

[Frieda]

that's not funny!

[Red Princess]

i posted the embarassing drunken email

[Frieda]

that's different!

[Red Princess]

chicken
36DD

[bealeblues]

you know, y'all should really wait for dinz to show up before posting cup sizes....

[Red Princess]

pm him and tell him what he is missing

[bealeblues]

you're good at emails RP-- go ahead and PM him

[Red Princess]

you trying to get me in trouble?

[bealeblues]

not at all RP-- i'm sure he'd thank you for it

[danh]

...wonders if there is such a thing as a comfortable bra?

(for the record, I've never found a comfortable bra either... then again, I've never worn a bra... and don't plan to)

[Red Princess]

i think he will show up on his own

[dinzdale]

Welll yeah it would be rude if he brought someone else along...

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Welll yeah it would be rude if he brought someone else along...

see, told you

[danh]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh come now Dan ... there's no need to lie. You're amongst friends.
well, sometimes I do put on panties and prance around the house. But never a bra!

[bealeblues]

that won't kill the thread dan, it will only make it stronger

[ambo]

two words ladies

sport bra

cotton, seamless cups, zips up the front, t-bar in back so straps stay in place
warning: does not look good under slinky tops
solution: just don't wear the slinky tops

42DD

[danh]

that won't kill the thread dan, it will only make it stronger
damn.

[malina]

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/gender/images/bra.jpg

[danh]

damn!

[Red Princess]

brrrrrr cold

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by ambo
two words ladies..

42DD

Well fed puppies indeed.....


"did you ever know that you're my heeeee-rooo"

[bealeblues]

hmmm... i wasn't thinking cold....

[ambo]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Well fed puppies indeed.....
"did you ever know that you're my heeeee-rooo"

dinz, dinz, dinz

the word is "overfed"

and i keep tellin' ya, large is not = great !

[dinzdale]

I know, I know , I know....but the blood has left my brain cells...

[ambo]

flattering, but...

oh no you don't

[dinzdale]

? who me ?

[ambo]

that's nice

[Frieda]

*attention*

DD club is with 3 people now.. more to join? dan maybe? :rolleyes:

[malina]

Originally posted by Frieda
*attention*

DD club is with 3 people now.. more to join? dan maybe? :rolleyes:

i should start my own trying-to-fill-my-training-bra club.....

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Frieda
*attention*

DD club is with 3 people now.. more to join? dan maybe? :rolleyes: *coughs*

[Frieda]

having a cold?

[danh]

Originally posted by Frieda
*attention*

DD club is with 3 people now.. more to join? dan maybe? :rolleyes:
um... no...

[danh]

...thinks the fiction project has kind of stagnated?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by danh
...thinks the fiction project has kind of stagnated?

it just moved to the random thread

[Deviate]

is bored?

[bealeblues]

bored considering all this activity today?

[Deviate]

*looking around*

all WHAT activity???

-st.

[Frieda]

oh, haven't you met with mrs Dinz?

[bealeblues]

thread killers... random thread....

[Red Princess]

no fun now,dinz got scared away again, off looking for his stones

[Deviate]

pfft.

screw history,
we need NEW activity...

-st.

[bealeblues]

then make the myths

[dinzdale]

so does me.

[ambo]

smart ass

[dinzdale]

Why thankee lady....

[lapietra]

...misses noxx's twisted little posts?

(I know I'm not... :D)

[Deviate]

nope, i miss the guy, too.

-st.

[lapietra]

...is hoping he posts something today?

[Frieda]

yeah, what the hell happened? we didnt scare noxx away, did we?

[red]

hates missing time on this board, 'cause you miss SOOOOO much!

[masterofNone]

Noxx is married right? His wife met Rimmer right?








....putting two and two together...

[bealeblues]

i don't think noxx is married.... but i do seem to recall the GF meeting rimmer.....

you may be on to something MoN

[ambo]

...thinks that the "That's Nice" thread should end very fittingly with its last post ?

[Red Princess]

consider it ended

[ambo]

it was just too perfect

[laughingbuddha]

Who has been away without notice :(

[danh]

I noticed.

[dinzdale]

Who?

[Deviate]

wishes they piped up more, even though it may not be the most comfortable of situations to be in?

wishes fought the leaders, even though it may mean exile?

[ambo]

Originally posted by laughingbuddha
Who has been away without notice :(

at least you weren't here "without notice"
that is much worse

welcome back buddha :)

[Deviate]

doesn't care?

[Frieda]

knows what an AS400 is?

[dinzdale]

Yup....got me beat.

[malina]

http://www.as400online.com/ (http://)

[Frieda]

Originally posted by malina
http://www.as400online.com/ (http://)

i'm impressed!

[dinzdale]

I'm none the wiser.

[Frieda]

midrange IBM server

[dinzdale]

...still doesnt know or care?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dinzdale
...still doesnt know or care?
now that's exactly my problem. i don't care either. and they make me understand it by 3 days of AS400 explanation. they're forcing me! aaaah! :eek:

[bealeblues]

is that more computer geek talk?

[bealeblues]

oh yeah--

... is FREAKED OUT by frieda's new avatar?????

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
is that more computer geek talk?
yes

Originally posted by bealeblues
... is FREAKED OUT by frieda's new avatar?????
i still don't recognize myself..

[bealeblues]

well for the love of god CHANGE IT BACK

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
well for the love of god CHANGE IT BACK
no, no.. i have to remind myself of the deadline!

is it really that bad?

[red]

Originally posted by laughingbuddha
Who has been away without notice :(

Oh so not true! I was wondering where you were. Welcome back!

[red]

Originally posted by Frieda
no, no.. i have to remind myself of the deadline!

is it really that bad?

Well…no. I'm trying to imagine your face behind the greasepaint. I think Beale just freaks easily.

[bealeblues]

i only freak out over 3 things:

1. feet
2. lack of beer
3. goddamn clowns

and we've happened to address all 3 on this board now

[dinzdale]

..and the letter U.......

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i only freak out over 3 things:

1. feet
2. lack of beer
3. goddamn clowns

and we've happened to address all 3 on this board now

the list keeps getting bigger and bigger! how about the cornhole beale?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
..and the letter U.......

only those damned superfluous ones

[bealeblues]

the superfluous "u" don't freak me out-- they're just annoying...

and cornholes don't freak me out-- it's only when people attempt to stiletto the cornhole....

[Frieda]

it was just a gear stick

[bealeblues]

just?

[Frieda]

rune's gear stick. does that make you feel better?

[bealeblues]

oh yeah. much damn better.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
oh yeah. much damn better.
:D okok.. i'll change the avatar as soon as i've sent in the pics.. maybe you can ask ze if he can think of a different avatar!

[bealeblues]

he'll leave it up just to freak me out

[Frieda]

bribe him

[red]

Thinks that a couple hundred to detail a car is crazy?

It's about $40 in Houston.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by red
Thinks that a couple hundred to detail a car is crazy?

It's about $40 in Houston.

it is insane, and they pay it. they never wash their own cars here. i know a huy who makes moer money detailing cars on the weekends than on his job as a network engineer

[Hermione]

Thinks UCLA's addimission standards are ridiculous..

[Red Princess]

probably not, how bad is it?

[red]

Wants the Lakers to lose big to the Spurs.

WooHoo 20 pt leads!

All is as it should be, eh Phil?


Haa hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[zenbabe]

GO LAKERS!! c'mon boys, you can do it! I want Jack to freak out again...

[red]

die lakers die!

[Deviate]

would rather be outside?

[Madmack]

..is looking for a way to stop my flip flops from smelling so bad...?

[lapietra]

Originally posted by Madmack
..is looking for a way to stop my flip flops from smelling so bad...?


awww... yeah... 'cos it's hard to find the perfect flip flops - and once they get smelly, it's a hard call...

[bealeblues]

i'm with zen on this one-- go lakers....

[red]

!!!
The lakers? bah! I hate the lakers. Anybody BUT the lakers, please!

[Madmack]

Go Mav's..

[red]

That'll work! Anyone but the lakers.

[Frieda]

do you people really wear flip flops? i mean, seriously?

[zenbabe]

I wear them to work...

In fact, I am so used to wearing flip flops, that real shoes give me blisters...

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Madmack
..is looking for a way to stop my flip flops from smelling so bad...?


FEBREEZE

[Frieda]

Originally posted by zenbabe
I wear them to work...

In fact, I am so used to wearing flip flops, that real shoes give me blisters...

really?? wow! how do you drive a car wearing flip flops without the flip flops folding up under your brake pedal? and how do you wear them without scooping all the dog shit that's in the streets between your toes?

[ambo]

dog shit in the streets ?
that will never do

[Frieda]

and and

don't you get your flip flops caught in an escalator?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by ambo
dog shit in the streets ?
that will never do

in san diego county it is ILLEGAL to let your dog crap in the street. or anywhere else but your own property. if you do not clean up after your pet you can get a ticket.

i love california

[Madmack]

I've been wearing flip flops for years..
To work.. out to bars... Anywhere...
Really comfy...

I'll try the Febreeze. I got some stuff at the Body Shop. A peppermint spray.. seems to work well..

(Two Minutes ago..)

http://www3.sympatico.ca/imackenzie/images/22.JPG

[Frieda]

people get tickets here too if they don't clean up their dog's shit. the trouble is, that cops don't pay attention to that, unless a dog shits on their shoes.

but-- if you wear flip flops to bars.. people will step on your toes!

[Red Princess]

ooooh FEET!

[Frieda]

beale will freak out again

[ambo]

maybe he won't notice

[red]

What is beale's deal with feet?

[lapietra]

Originally posted by red
What is beale's deal with feet?

...he thinks they're icky.
He also thinks Greek food is icky.

Beale's strange. :D

[Frieda]

feet = icky
Greek food = icky

feet = Greek food?

[Deviate]

is wearing wet clothing?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Deviate
is wearing wet clothing?

NOW she tells me.. damn! ;)

[lapietra]

Dude!!!!!
Is *that* your ponytail man???

*yowza*

*picks eyes up off desk*
*pops 'em back in*

Congrats :)

[red]

hubba hubba!
What a looker! You should get him drink and take advantage of him! Oh wait, (slaps forehead in a, "I coulda had a V-8" kinda way) guys are easy…you don't need alcohol to take advantage of them.

[Hermione]

... that has 4 more weeks of school left!!!:) :) :)

[AllegroNg]

...that thinks it appears that Ponytail man is wearing makeup?

(but is still a piece of arse)

[ambo]

Originally posted by surbhi
... that has 4 more weeks of school left!!!:) :) :)

watcha gonna do over the summer ?

[trisherina]

He appears truly swellacious.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Frieda
really?? wow! how do you drive a car wearing flip flops without the flip flops folding up under your brake pedal? and how do you wear them without scooping all the dog shit that's in the streets between your toes?

hehe, silly monkey...you take them off while you drive...it is really easy to do...dog shit has never been a problem, sounds like an urban legend or something from your end. We do have dog beaches here, other than that, most people are pretty considerate.

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by nycwriters
is really quite happy and content right now?

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid61/pfc37997d4a7910e3cf7c3472d6c1f6fd/fc25e9f2.jpg

Nice toes Ian. :)

HAHAHHAHHAHA!

[Hermione]

... is ready for the weekend

[chuckie egg]

...is on this board?

[Frieda]

that's addicted to buying underwear?

[RuneT]

..that would love to take Frida shopping?

[dinzdale]

Yep....none of us would.

[Deviate]

is paranoid?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by Frieda
that's addicted to buying underwear?

no no no a thousand times no, my underwear budget is to the point of being embarassing

[RuneT]

...is spying and notice that Dinz and RP is PM'ing each other?

[Red Princess]

and wouldn't you just love to read those messages?

[Frieda]

someone's jealous... hahahah!

[Deviate]

needs to calm down?

[Red Princess]

a vat of lavender massage oil usually calms me down, and look there's one right here, jump in

[malina]

... needs advice?

[Deviate]

oh damn, i wish that would do it.

but, hell, couldn't hurt.

*plugs nose*
*jumps in*

-st.

[Deviate]

Originally posted by malina
... needs advice?
no, you're not the only one.

anything we can help you with, Malina?

-st.

[malina]

no *sniff* ... but thanks :)

[dinzdale]

We're here to help.......anything we can do?
Anything at all?

*sings* "You've got a friend....."

[malina]

that's nice :)

no really i mean it

[Deviate]

okay babe. but give a holler if you need something. seriously.

i mean, what the hell is the point of this silly little board if we can't help each other out once in awhile?

;)

-st.

[Red Princess]

'zackly.

[RuneT]

Re: Red princess

Thehehee. Not sure about that, hun! Something is best left private!

[malina]

some things are just complicated..

[RuneT]

Good luck, Malina!

[malina]

thanks!

[Red Princess]

am i the only one that is somewhat concerned what dinz might be planning to award as a prize?

rune: not even the tiniest bit curious?

[ambo]

Originally posted by RuneT
...is spying and notice that Dinz and RP is PM'ing each other?

okay, i'll bite
how do you see who's PM'ing who ?

[Zyle]

cos one is in PM, and then a minute later the other is, and then the other is again and so on?

[RuneT]

Well, you can't tell who the PMis for but you can guess http://zefrank.com/bulletin/online.php?s=