Shameless Flirting Thread Reloaded

[Frieda]

hey! i brought some Old Amsterdam cheese.. pretty good with the port. do you think it'd taste good with the pudding on your.. emm.. *blushes*

[chuckie egg]

Frieda you are very sweet ;)

I love cheese!!! mmmm

[Deviate]

yowza!

chuckie - i will glady assist with anything you need.

now, ladies, care for some pudding?

-st.

[chuckie egg]

You may have to feed me, my arms are really sore, I feel like I've been to the gym, even though I haven't!!

[Deviate]

your request is my command.

-st.

[chuckie egg]

*Gazes into Dev's eyes, they look strangely familiar*

[Frieda]

pudding it is, dev! soft, smooth, warmed by body heat- i love it!

[Deviate]

familiar, huh Chuckie? have we met before?

glad you like the pudding, Frieda. i'm glad we got rid of the pistacchio... green is not an attractive colour for pudding pits... hop on in, it's feeling great!

-st.

[chuckie egg]

*remembers Dev from last night, man I was drunk!*

Hey Dev let me return the favour?

*begins massage in the hope to jog memory*

[Deviate]

yes, this is quite familiar....

-st.

[chuckie egg]

*Notices Frieda looking left out*

Come here sweetie its your turn now :D

*Strokes the back of Devs neck and walks over to Frieda*

[Frieda]

heyyyyy chuckie! darling!

[Deviate]

stepping aside.

go ahead, Frieda, she's very good. in the meantime, let me fill your drinks. what will it be?

-st.

[chuckie egg]

You guys are lovely you know?

Dev, are you trying to get me drunk? Its working.

*stumbles to the nearest chair*

[Frieda]

i'll have another port, please!

thanks dev!

how good are you, chuckie? tell me..

[chuckie egg]

I'll show you... come....sit

[Deviate]

another port for Frieda
a double-scotch for Chuckie
Jack on the rocks for me.

l'chayim!

-st.

[chuckie egg]

Is it ok if I sleep here tonight? Right here in this chair?

[Frieda]

proost, sweetie! :)

*sitting down, waiting for chuckie*

[chuckie egg]

OK... here we go, I'll start with your shoulders, anywhere else troubling you?

[Frieda]

not yet ;)

[Deviate]

chuckie, darlin', no need to sleep in a chair! we have a nice, big, warm bed waitin' for ya.

oh, a warning, though, there might be other people in it...

-st.

[Deviate]

well, Frieday, i think we lost Chuckie to the bed.

i'd be happy to pick up that massage where she left off, though. would you like me to?

-st.

[Deviate]

i'll take that as a no...

damn spherical earth!

-st.

[Red Princess]

she always passes out too soon doesn't she? reminds me of some guys i have been out with

[Frieda]

hey! i'm still here! i was right behind this wine barrel playing in the pudding..

about the massage- YES PLEASE!

[Deviate]

then you have been dating the wrong guys....

-st.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by Deviate
then you have been dating the wrong guys....

-st.

i know

[dinzdale]

Is it just me, or do you two need to get a room?

[masterofNone]

I never figured Dinz to be the wet blanket in the room.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Is it just me, or do you two need to get a room?

it's just you

[chuckie egg]

No flirting anymore?? :(

[RuneT]

Maybe they’re all waiting for the next Happy Hump Day?

Edit: Ooops!

[Frieda]

nahh. let's not wait.

watcha wearin'?

[RuneT]

A pink roll neck sweather and a herring bandana YOJ! My pants are off due to a lunacy brakedown earlier today.

Howbout you?

[Frieda]

black t-shirt with ping pong print,
these pants
http://www.esprit-online-shop.com/Shop/PicDestStyleProduct/Q40102_M49.jpg
and a red cardigan

and something underneath of course but that's a secret.

[Deviate]

i was flirtin'. did a great job of clearing the dance floor.

-st.

[RuneT]

Thats nice :D

[Frieda]

hehehe that's the most famous line here after "holy monkey"

[Deviate]

yes.

[Frieda]

hehehe and that's the best thread killer

:p

[Deviate]

PANTS!

-st.

[Frieda]

how could i forget PANTS! silly me :rolleyes:

oh, and this one:

i have to pee tomorrow! :D teeheehee :D

[Deviate]

lol.... I forgot about that one!

ah, nothing like pee to reintroduce the flirting thread...

-st.

[RuneT]

Did you know that the Romans used pee as a detergent for cleaning clothes? Pee in the bucket please, I'm washing clothes later.

[Deviate]

they also used to drink it.

-st.

[Red Princess]

now this is what i call flirting.
all my under things are navy blue today

[Frieda]

some people still drink pee.

edited to clarify: NOT ME

[RuneT]

Some still do. Well, not the Norwegians but the British do. They recycle their pee back to the fresh water system. They say that the water you drink have been through 6 bodies. urk!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Frieda
some people still drink pee.
In America it's called Budweiser....

[RuneT]

Muhahahahaha!

[Red Princess]

seeing as how matter is fairly constant and we have the same amount of water we started with since premordial times, that water has probably been through more than 6 bodies

[Frieda]

you know, you just shouldn't think about things like that. i just don't want to know. let me know when you guys are finished about pee and are flirting again. i'll join when you are ready.

blegh!

[Red Princess]

'k
hump hump hump hump

[RuneT]

Yes but not from the natural vaporize, rain down and filter through soil process.
Apparantly there is a problem removing hormones.

[RuneT]

Soooorrryyyy, ok. I'll stop. wiggle wiggle

[Red Princess]

i can see that i am not going to get much work done today

[malina]

: )

[Deviate]

um, some people just DRINK the pee, no filtration through water systems or anything... it's called Urine Therapy...

(shudder)

-st.

[Red Princess]

NO MORE PEE, flirt people!

[Frieda]

i knew it. i shouldn't have looked.

[AllegroNg]

I think it's neat that we drink the same water over and over again. For all you know, you could be drinking the water that Ze once drank. Now, wouldn't that be nice?:)

And.. whatcha wearin?

[malina]

that would be a real test of faith

( i do love him though :p )

[Deviate]

wearing?

black
hemp
docs

-st.

[Deviate]

man, i am BAD at this...

i was better off when we were talking about pee.

-st.

[Frieda]

!!

no more pee in the flirting thread, please.

you look good, dev. wanna dance?

[dickieC]

My favourite shirt
my favourite trousers
and a bad toe

[chuckie egg]

ahhh... thats better... out of my suit, into my combat trousers and rather tight o'neill tshirt!

Who fancies a Guinness?

[Frieda]

a guiness? i'd rather see some pics! :D

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by Frieda
a guiness? i'd rather see some pics! :D

Sorry Frieda! I dont have a digi cam yet.... plus I wouldnt know how to post them anyway..... would I peg?!!

[Frieda]

everybody can post pictures! you too! :)

edited to add: i'll have that guiness then! thanks! :D

[chuckie egg]

*laughs*

the day I post a pic will be the day I go insane!!!!

I DO need a Guinness now....

[Deviate]

need a guiness, Chuckie
need that dance, Frieda

need to get my ass out of the f*cking office.

-st.

[Frieda]

go home, just go home! or come here and dance with me.

[Deviate]

can't go home...
dancing instead.

-st.

[bealeblues]

i'm going home in 14 minutes

at 3:30 pm

[Frieda]

come, take my hand.

[Deviate]

Beale, that's cause you suck, you smarmy ass.

Frieda, come, let me whisk you across this dance floor...

-st.

[Frieda]

*completely lets go, being firmly led by dev*

[Deviate]

whoa. look who fell asleep at the driver's wheel...

and me with my dancin' shoes on...

-st.

[RuneT]

Good morning DV8

So you fell asleep on the dancefloor again? Aaaah! Btw, where are your pants?

[Deviate]

why, they're right there on the sofa where i left them....

they are, aren't they?

Rune? are you stealing my pants again?

-st.

[RuneT]

Mmmm not very much so. Define stealing for me please?

[Frieda]

hey! look what i found! a gearstick!

[malina]

pants

[Frieda]

oh ruuuhuuune...

[RuneT]

So it was YOU Frieda. It was YOU who stole my gear stick! You must be punished!

[Frieda]

yay! punishment! :D

[RuneT]

Yes, can you help me along here? Is there anything in particular that you really dislike!

[Frieda]

well.. there's.. no, that's actually pretty good too.. hmmm.. lemmethink..

[dinzdale]

Make her drive around Holland in a giant Strawberry.

[Frieda]

well, that's pretty good too! she drives me everywhere you know.

[Deviate]

what's wrong with a traditional spanking?

-st.

[RuneT]

I think she would enjoy it too much. That's why I asked :)

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Deviate
what's wrong with a traditional spanking?


"Traditional" ???
Is that a Nebraska thing?

maybe you have a Spankfest and sing a spanking song....

[malina]

you seem a little too interested ...

[dinzdale]

Curious.....I'm figuring it's just traditional in Deev's wacky family, not satewide flagellation....

[Frieda]

ooohhh spanking! :D

[Deviate]

ah, seems Frieda is also interested in the traditional spanking...

-st.

[Frieda]

did anyone say spanking?

[Red Princess]

why yes a couple of people have mentioned spanking. mmmmmmmm,

[Frieda]

there's that word again! where? where??

[Red Princess]

look in drunken email

[chuckie egg]

Spanking.... woohoo! bend over!

[Deviate]

okay, who's being bad???

-st.

[chuckie egg]

...you are young lady! Come on, over my knee...

[Frieda]

woooo hoooooooo! :D

[chuckie egg]

...steady on, one at a time

[chuckie egg]

I think I scared Dev off once again! doh!

oh Frieeedaaaah....

[Frieda]

hmm? yes?

[chuckie egg]

your turn!

[bealeblues]

*getting popcorn*

[Frieda]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ouch!

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
*getting popcorn*

thought you were on a plane to amsterdam?

[bealeblues]

we have spectravision on this flight

[Red Princess]

spankavision

[bealeblues]

that's double pay per view

[Deviate]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I think I scared Dev off once again! doh!

oh Frieeedaaaah....

no! no! i'm here, darlin, just trying to get the term "cornhole" throughly scrubbed from my brain.

do you think turpentine will do it??

-st.

[bealeblues]

you prefer bunghole?

[Deviate]

no, i do not prefer bunghole. do YOU prefer bunghole, Beale?

-st.

[bealeblues]

i think i've made my aversion to the whole region quite clear today

[Deviate]

well, considering you keep bringing it up, i'm starting to wonder...

-st.

[Frieda]

maybe he wants feet up his ass. he mentioned those too.

[bealeblues]

when the invaders are near, i make my point clear

[Red Princess]

shhhhh *sneaking up behind beale with a 'toy'*

[Frieda]

hey! is that run.. ehh my gearstick?

[Red Princess]

nope, this one vibrates *applying the lube*

[Frieda]

ooooooooh! let me see!

[bealeblues]

hello? is that you judge? you need me in court? ok, be right there

[Red Princess]

oh no you don't we are not done with you yet *tackles beale* frieda you sit on him while i....

[Frieda]

hey! HEY!

you hold still. it'll be over before you know it! :D

[Red Princess]

awwww i wasn't really going to do anythign to him that he didn't want me to do, what were the rules again beale?

[Frieda]

is he crying? are those tears?

[Red Princess]

oh the poor thing, should i kiss it and make it better?

[Frieda]

nah, it's what he wanted.. he's had a good one!

[Red Princess]

you protecting me from that crazy viking while i am passed out?

[Frieda]

yeah.. why? am i missing something?

[Red Princess]

he's whacking the hell out of me

[Frieda]

sorry. taken care of.

[Red Princess]

thank you. i think we have scared them all away now

another drink before you go off to dreamland?

[Frieda]

just one then.. i love this. want a smoke?

[Red Princess]

absolutely. wonder if they would bring dinner, i am starved

[RuneT]

So why are you so tired, Frieda?

[Frieda]

here.

*lights cigarette*

mmmmmgoood.

dinner? i already had dinner. there's some pasta left in the fridge..

[Red Princess]

thanks, what a day!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by RuneT
So why are you so tired, Frieda?

giving a good spanking makes a woman real tired!

[Red Princess]

*stretch, yawn* think i'll have a nap

[Frieda]

mmmmmmmmsleeeeeeeeeeep...

[Red Princess]

*covers frieda up with a nice warm blanket*
good night

[chuckie egg]

quiet in here today.....

[zenbabe]

Is anyone getting any tonight??? *primps*

[Red Princess]

tomorrow

[zenbabe]

WOO!!

[Red Princess]

woo and then some

[AllegroNg]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Is anyone getting any tonight??? *primps*

Will trim just in case...;)

[Deviate]

how about this one?

[chuckie egg]

you read my mind...

[Deviate]

it's about time we opened this baby back up. where's Frieday? we need to get her in here too.

-st.

[Frieda]

hmmm?

[chuckie egg]

aww... I'm not enough for you? :(

[Deviate]

oh babe, you know you're more than enough for me. i figured i'd need some assistance with such a woman...

;)

-st.

[Frieda]

where's RP?

[chuckie egg]

*blushes*

I'm drinkin a coooooold smirnoff ice...

[Deviate]

Diet Dr. Pepper and water for me. (snooze)

[Frieda]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
*blushes*

I'm drinkin a coooooold smirnoff ice...
oh i got that in the fridge! let's see if i can find you some diet dr pepper, dev!

[chuckie egg]

you can lean on me if you like...

[Deviate]

gladly. thanks for the drink, Frieday. i think i'm moving back to water, though. got another liter to drink before the end of the day....

boy, this is hot. talking about water. woo.

[Frieda]

don't you just love water! so wet.

[chuckie egg]

In the words of nelly... "Its gettin hot in here (so hot), so take off all your clothes!"

[Deviate]

i gotta admit, i like water much better than pudding in this venue.

removing clothes, starting with shoes...

[Frieda]

well i'm not putting a bandaid on my cheek today..

but it sounds good, egg! let me help you

[chuckie egg]

wow

[chuckie egg]

hey frieda... is there something on my ear?

[Frieda]

*lick*

no, not anymore

[Deviate]

moel, you'd better be careful with that glass... you don't want to accidentally trip and spill it all over.

(sticks foot out)

[chuckie egg]

I need to sit down...

[Deviate]

no chairs, Chuckie, sorry. how about a nice dip in the hot tub instead?

[Frieda]

let's get into the cold tub and keep each other warm

[chuckie egg]

only if you come with me...

I'll give you that massage if your still sore

[Deviate]

hell yeah, i worked out hard over lunch... very sore...

[chuckie egg]

I'll soon sort you out

Or would you prefer a slower relaxed approach?

[Frieda]

hey moel, get into the tub!

[Deviate]

start slow and relaxed, then get harder and rougher

[Deviate]

well, hot tub + Frieday and Chuckie = VERY HOT TUB

[Frieda]

here's some ice down your back

[Red Princess]

i am back, i hate the processor, it is icky, hey moel why don't you go clean out the drain for that thing while i relax in the hothothot tub with the girls?

[Deviate]

damn baby! thass so cold! but so nice!

[Deviate]

lol. come on RP! Moel! ALL FLIRTERS!

ATTENTION ALL FLIRTERS!
Open Season on the Hot Tub!
Come On In, the water's HOT!

[Red Princess]

moel, no, but in order to stay you must tell us what you have that we want

[chuckie egg]

is that any good dev?

*rub rub rub*

[Frieda]

awww!
i almost have to leave! i guess i'll hop in for a bit

[Deviate]

have to leave? no, you don't have to leave!

oh, Chuckie, that's feeling very nice.... keep it goin, girl

[Frieda]

goin' drinkin' in a bit!

[Deviate]

WOO HOO! that's the way to party ;)

[Red Princess]

slippery slippery *ock
the mouse ran up the *lock
the *ock struck one
and....

[chuckie egg]

rub a dub dub
monkeys in the tub

(different rhyme...sorry)

[Deviate]

Mother Goose is HOT

[Red Princess]

oh noooooo! no geese!

[Frieda]

especially no DEAD geese. it might lure vikings.

speaking of vikings, where is he?

[Red Princess]

working like a good boy probably. let's go bad to being bad.

[Frieda]

purrrrrrrrr!

[Deviate]

oooh, roar!

[ambo]

i vote for moving to the hot tub in penn jillette's house
it is said to have a special device to aid us ladies in our search for the perfect orgasm
*rhymes with split get*

[Red Princess]

ride a cock-horse to danbury cross
too see an old lady upon a white horse
rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
and so she makes music where ever she goes

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by moel
RAM? Disk space? Hard drive?

nope, already have lots of that, think of something else
are you nekkid?

[ambo]

ooh, nursery rhymes
now i'm getting too hot

[Frieda]

Originally posted by moel
RAM? Disk space? Hard drive?
ohhh YEAH BABY YEAH!

[ambo]

ooh, boxers
now i'm getting too hot

[Red Princess]

BOXERS? off with the boxers! what do you have in there? show me

[Red Princess]

what? too much? sorry i will stop taking all the clothes away
*hands moel back his boxers, if not his dignity*

[Red Princess]

so i am told....

[imdrsmooth]

So where are you going RP?

[Red Princess]

going? no where, until 5

[imdrsmooth]

You wanted me to guess where you were going in the foo thread.

[Red Princess]

ha, *trying to keep organized*

fun?
fu manchu?
fu nicate?

guess

[imdrsmooth]

A mustache judging contest!

[Red Princess]

ok
fetch me some pictures and i will judge them. i am quite partial to mustaches

[Deviate]

damn! we lost the European hotties! now we're talking about mustaches? pleh.

[Red Princess]

we don't have to talk about mustaches, what do you want to talk about? want a martini?

[imdrsmooth]

http://tubes.ominix.com/art/a/people/man-mustache-long-hair-head-shot.png

http://www.thereverend.com/images/mustache.jpg

http://www.oaklandfans.com/mustache/mustache.jpg

http://www.rolfpotts.com/pictures/hymalayans/mustache.JPG

http://www.kamat.com/kalranga/attire/headgear/4415.jpg

[Red Princess]

i reject all those mustaches, and if you post a picture of yanni i will spank your nekked bum

[Deviate]

Originally posted by Red Princess
want a martini?
am i that transparent? yes, darlin, so very yes.

and yes to naked time, Moel, you got the right idea.

[Red Princess]

transparent? don't be silly , we are all deeply mysterious and complicated women

where's moel with the refills? he needs a spanking

[Red Princess]

there's never been any clothes in this thread, just one pair of boxers that seem to have vanished

[imdrsmooth]

I'm clothed.

[Deviate]

the only reason to put clothes on is to take them off. duh.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by imdrsmooth
I'm clothed.

*ties him up with the tape and removes every last stitch*
not anymore

[imdrsmooth]

I'm naked!!!!
*runs around thread*

[Red Princess]

come get in the hot tub.....

[Deviate]

sigh. Chuckie left mid-massage.

and where the hell is my martini???

[imdrsmooth]

*jumps into hot tub*

[Red Princess]

moel will bring you another as soon as he gets done replacing batteries, can i rub your shoulders?

[Deviate]

why, thank you very much RP

[imdrsmooth]

*jumps out of hot tub*
Freedom!!!

[Red Princess]

sure thing, do me
i wish dinz would come back though, the boys are having trouble keeping up
and where's beale? you'd think he be more appreciative since we broke him out of jail

[imdrsmooth]

I think it's time for a nap! I'm spent.

[Red Princess]

lightweight

[imdrsmooth]

It was a power nap. I'm good now.

[Red Princess]

ooooh he's so fast

[Deviate]

sorry i was gone for a moment there, i slipped under the water and couldn't find my way back up again. i'm good now.

Originally posted by moel
*hands dev a martini, sits down and acts mostly harmless*
thanks man.

[Red Princess]

well. if everyone is all woorked up my work is done...
i must go to the bank
be back later.....

[Deviate]

damn you all! i'm gone to two minutes and y'all leave me in the freaking tub with no towel.

heartless.

[imdrsmooth]

You can wrap me around you Dev.

[Deviate]

thanks, but it's still sopping wet when everyone grabbed the towels and ran and hid in the bushes. big meanies.

[Deviate]

wait, is this a surprise party?????

[Deviate]

(isn't this when everyone comes out from behind the bushes and yells "SURPRISE!"?)

[Deviate]

ah, kind of a reverse surprise party.

um, yeah, that blows.

[imdrsmooth]

*jumps out of bushes*

Sorprose!

[Deviate]

lol, thanks imdr, well played.

[Deviate]

yes, Moel, so very sorprosed, thanks ;)