Shameless Flirting Thread Reloaded

[Red Princess]

sheesh, i leave to go to the bank and you guys have a party without me
*sniff*

[imdrsmooth]

*parties RP to the ground*

[Red Princess]

HA! you are so cute

[imdrsmooth]

*cutes your clothes off*
WOOOOO!

[Red Princess]

*blushing demurely* can i keep my fancy princess underthings? please?

[imdrsmooth]

Yes you may :)

[Red Princess]

thank you, you like these? they are new

[imdrsmooth]

Yes, they are very sexy.

Do you like these?
*sports some cool boxers*

[Red Princess]

very chic, silk?

[imdrsmooth]

Sexy silk. Are yours made out of sexy silk? They look like it.

[imdrsmooth]

Let us all touch RP's fancy princess underthings.

[Red Princess]

*slaps moel* did i give you permission to do that?

they are satin, and this is brussels lace , the good kind not the polyester crap

you may admire but i hardly know you well enough for all of THAT

[imdrsmooth]

Well, my last post is getting shot down.

[Red Princess]

poor babies, want to go look in the secret drawer where i keep it all?

[imdrsmooth]

I saw. I figure I'll be punched for telling everyone to touch the undies.

[Red Princess]

a dinz remedial program graduate, he will be proud

[imdrsmooth]

YAY!

[Red Princess]

you will receive your certificate by registered mail, suitably framed of course

[imdrsmooth]

*dances like there is no tomorrow*
Let me tell you, it's some pretty sweet dancing.

[Red Princess]

well. i must say i've had a productive day. it's time for me to go to macy's, i need to replace some princess underthings, some of those in the secret drawer have been mauled

[agentsmith]

my tummy hurts.

[agentsmith]

candy.

[agentsmith]

i sense there's something in the wind
that feels like tragedy's at hand
and though id like to stand by him
cant shake this feeling that i have
the worst isjust around the bend
and does he notice
my feelings for him
and can he see
how much he means to me
i guess its not to be


what will become of my dear friend
where will his actions lead us now
and though id like to join the crowd
in their enthusiastic cloud
try as i might it doesnt last
and will we ever
end up together
no i think not
its never to become
for i am not
the one


anyone heard london after midnight's cover of sally's song?

[agentsmith]

yesiree!

[Deviate]

DAMN! i look good today!

time for some massive power-flirtin!

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[agentsmith]

oh yes.

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[chuckie egg]

Wow...

Dazzled dazzled...etc...

sorry my hands hurt

[imdrsmooth]

I'm in my boxers!!!

Time to check the laundry.

[Deviate]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
sorry my hands hurt
sokay darlin, need me to make you feel better?

[chuckie egg]

oh yes please!

I could do with a nice massage

[agentsmith]

i wanna massage! my neck is sprained!

[Deviate]

never mind

[chuckie egg]

:(

[Deviate]

why are you sad Chuckie-dear?

[chuckie egg]

here I am!

my right hand is so sore! :(

[Deviate]

so sorry darlin.
will these help?
http://www.copper.org/newsreleases/images/box_of_chocolates.gif
http://www.aquarelle.com/image/rose9938_150.gif

[Frieda]

oh no! she posted chocolate! :eek:

[Deviate]

i'm bringing out the big guns

[agentsmith]

yawn.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by agentsmith
yawn.
go to bed if you're tired.

[RuneT]

What happened to your arm Chuckie?

[chuckie egg]

um... see here (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2035)

No-ones ever got me flowers and chocolates!

Thankyou!!

*blushes*

[Deviate]

no one? ever? well, babe, you're hanging out with the wrong sort...

[chuckie egg]

He doesn't do flowers because they die! Ahh well.

They're a bit girly anyway!

[Deviate]

flowers are nice no matter who you are. i'm a flower-giving maniac. when my garden blooms i take flowers everywhere i go and give them to the people i meet there.

[chuckie egg]

awwww...

[agentsmith]

stop the awwing this instant!

[chuckie egg]

AAWWWWW.....

[Deviate]

all black, cept for the red & white striped socks.

[ambo]

so you save the jeans for NY ?

[Deviate]

when casual, i'm often in jeans. like second skin.

when going out or working, i'm usually in all black, usually suit pants.

today, s'all about the jeans, under tank and grey wool sweater (to counteract the killer AC).

;)

[Deviate]

ROFL! gimme some of that doily action!

[agentsmith]

:) i hate it when catlovers hate it when i make a dead cat comment because a cat is a hateful and hateworthy animal even though i hate to say i hate cats because i dont.

[Deviate]

yeah, that's hot.

[agentsmith]

*bows*

[Deviate]

doilies, baby, all about the doilies. sexy, dirty, naughty doilies.

[agentsmith]

is that an invitation?

[Deviate]

those doilies have been bad. VERY bad....

[Deviate]

oh yeah, spank the naughty doilies.

[Zyle]

ooooh yes, a spanking! and after that the oral sex! oooooh yes, the oral sex!

[Deviate]

i know it's just a quote from a silly movie, but:

YOWZA!

[chuckie egg]

I'm a little hot.... phew

[dickieC]

Hot and bothered, Chuckie?

Watch it, you're in the flirtin thread

[chuckie egg]

Hey, so are you honey! ;)

*grrrrr*

[dickieC]

I love it when you get all bossy

[chuckie egg]

Beer please *wink*

[dickieC]

Your wish is my command

Boddys? Never drink it myself but I'm told it's popular round your way.

[chuckie egg]

no... I'm in a Grolsch mood, with it being hhhot and all ;)

[chuckie egg]

I'm dying of thirst here... dammit!

[dickieC]

Sorry mate, too many customers about


Here you go, blow off the froth and down the hatch!

[chuckie egg]

mate.... MATE....

Is that all I am to you?!

*hold pint over dC's head*

[dickieC]

mate in EVERY sense of the word....

[chuckie egg]

ahhhh.... gotcha!! :)

*downs pint* "aaahhhhh"

soooo.... come here often?

*strokes Dc's collar*

[dickieC]

eek!

Sorry, I have to go to dinner.

(note to self: actual physical contact is nothing to be scared of)

[chuckie egg]

bugger

oh well, I guess southern guys cant handle the mighty egg.

[Red Princess]

maybe he will go gather his courage and come back

[chuckie egg]

I'm too impatient unfortunately for him.

How you doin? (In a Joey from Friends accent)

[Red Princess]

my neck is tense.....

[chuckie egg]

Well... you know what that means......

[Red Princess]

tell me....

[chuckie egg]

You know very well young lady!

Now turn around and sit between my legs.

[Red Princess]

last time i heard that i ...well never mind
*sitting down quietly*

[chuckie egg]

*commences neck rub*

What smooth skin you have Princess.....

[Red Princess]

i try to stay out of the sun.....

[Deviate]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Now turn around and sit between my legs.
AGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I MISSED THIS?!?!?!?!?!

(head explodes)

[Red Princess]

sorry.

*makes mental note to pm dev next time*

[chuckie egg]

next time eh?! ;)

[Deviate]

(ahem)

[Deviate]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[chuckie egg]

Woo!

take me.....

[Deviate]

gladly ;)

[RuneT]

nooonooo pick me! meee!

[chuckie egg]

Theres room for everyone! :D

[red]

who did moel take to bed?

[agentsmith]

:) now i know ive got to get away.

[Deviate]

moel took someone to bed??? rock on!

[red]

finally that thread is off the 1st page.
Whew! that was a lot of work.
I need someone to massage me.

[Deviate]

more than happy to assist.

[red]

excellent! my shoulders are in knots and like like lots of pressure.

[Deviate]

just lie down and relax, i'll rub all the bad spots out.

[agentsmith]

i dont belong here. i belong i the 80's. or maybe ancient egypt.

[Deviate]

belong? funny little word, that.

[Deviate]

yeah, like a q or something.

wait, do q's belong in belong?

[Deviate]

yeah, but i think the word belong has so few letters for a reason. the most belongingest group of letters out there is the alphabet, and no one knows how to pronounce that thing except big bird.

[Deviate]

woo hoo!

oh hell. this is the flirting room, isn't it?

um, black, head to toe.

[RuneT]

a glass of water?

Mehehehe

[Deviate]

wait, who did you take to bed LAST night?

[Red Princess]

rub my neck, that foreign lady just made the muscles seize up

[Deviate]

gladly ;)

[RuneT]

I'm on it.

Damn foreigners!

[RuneT]

what happened last night moel?

[Deviate]

hahahaha i got here first!

[Red Princess]

thank you,now maybe i won't have to kill her or get out the tape

[RuneT]

ok, i'll do the *lower back*
enjoy the neck, dev :D

[Deviate]

bastard!

okay, i'll be nice. if you want to rub her back, i'll rub her front. sound fair?

[Red Princess]

you guys talk about me like i am only body parts.

[Deviate]

well, if you'd like, we can rub your mind when we're done...

[RuneT]

ummmmmmmmm. You are trying to confuse me arent you? back front back front... OK you do the front. But it must be hard while she is laying on it.

[Red Princess]

i want some irish whiskey

[RuneT]

Yes RP. We are only interrested in your body. Happy now?

*exployting*

[Deviate]

i think i can find a way to access it just fine.

that table's pretty uncomfortable, isn't it RP? need something a little more comfortable to lay on?

[Red Princess]

kids, kids, kids, sharing is a good thing

[Deviate]

irish whiskey for the lady, coming up!

[Red Princess]

thank you, *hic* you wouldn't take advantage of me if i got drunk would you?

[RuneT]

Ahh the 3 best things in the world. woman, woman and whiskey. Life isn't that bad after all.

[RuneT]

Feeling any better, RP?

[Deviate]

sorry, RP and i had some business to take care of. now what did you want, Rune?

[RuneT]

Women and whiskey?

[Red Princess]

i drank all the whiskey and now i am reeeeeal tired
*passes out*

[RuneT]

it seems like my servises are no longer needed
*slamming the door*

[dickieC]

Typical, get them all worked up and then they fall asleep on you...

[Red Princess]

HA, i was faking , you guys have the attention span of an insect, where did Dev go?

[Red Princess]

BTW, had i been all worked up i would not have passed out

[Deviate]

i'm right here, darlin, just fixing another martini....

[Frieda]

martini biancooooooooooo

pompompom dumdum deeededededumm

[flabbygums]

I'm going on a limb and saying Malina is..all her posts are sexy.

[chuckie egg]

I think you are!! ;)

[dickieC]

How can anyone be expected to choose the sexiest ZeMonkey?

We're all gorgeous....

[chuckie egg]

Yes, we're all sexy, but in different ways.

Beer Dickie?! :p

[dickieC]

Yeah why not... Just one at lunchtime or I get a headache

[Frieda]

~burp~

[dickieC]

Very flirtatious. I bet that's what you tell all the boys :p

[Frieda]

~BWUUUUURRRRKK~

[dickieC]

*swoon*

that's won me over. I am yours forever.

[Frieda]

cool :D

[dickieC]

ek hou vir jou (ek dink)

[Frieda]

dickie! what kind of language is that!!

it's supposed to be:

"ik hou van jou"

[chuckie egg]

I'll have you a burping competition Frieda!!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
I'll have you a burping competition Frieda!!
yay! :D we'll have to have a beer garden burping meeting! :D

[dickieC]

Every man's fantasy: a two-girl burping contest.

*swoons again*

[chuckie egg]

...better get me a Kronenburg Dickie (for the ultimate gas factor)

[Frieda]

i'll go for a jam sandwich and 2 glasses of coke..

[dickieC]

a seize-soixante-quatre?

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by Frieda
yay! :D we'll have to have a beer garden burping meeting! :D

Ah but our burps will appear louder with the right acoustics, we need to find a suitable venue...

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dickieC
a seize-soixante-quatre?
16-60-4?

[dickieC]

Exactement... uitstekend!

[Frieda]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Ah but our burps will appear louder with the right acoustics, we need to find a suitable venue...
hmm.. a football stadium? the amsterdam arena is right around my corner..

[Frieda]

Originally posted by dickieC
Exactement... uitstekend!
yeah, well, what the hell does it mean?

[dickieC]

Kronenbourg 1664.

[Frieda]

oooooooooooohhhkay..

[chuckie egg]

I think the either some toilets or a cathedral....

[Frieda]

a cathedral will probably have the best acoustics.. we might get struck by lightning though.. you never know.. maybe not that safe..

toilets? why toilets?

[chuckie egg]

Have you never sang in the toilets or shower? Makes the worst singer sound amazing!!

[Frieda]

hehe yeah.. not in the toilets, but in the shower, yeah! :D YEAH!

[fodder]

http://home.austin.rr.com/mentalnote/Smartfood-WCC.jpg

[priceyfatprude]

Dr Smooth is the sexy.

[Frieda]

did someone say...

http://www.mucke-und-mehr.de/extra/images/tiger02.jpg

TOM JONES???

[dickieC]

Moel has a swimming pool in his basement?!?!?!

[~*WickedAngel*~]

flirting......flirting.....flirting.....drinking

[~*WickedAngel*~]

doilies?! where!!!!

must find doilies!!!!!

[RuneT]

Originally posted by Frieda
did someone say...

http://www.mucke-und-mehr.de/extra/images/tiger02.jpg

TOM JONES???


BUMP!

No I did not say Tom Jones.

[Audreyvgs]

http://a444.g.akamai.net/7/444/703/20010215164502/www.marthastewart.com/images/content/tv/tvs5687.jpg
Courtesy of Martha

[~*WickedAngel*~]

lmao! i was at the store last night at 3 am with my mom and i saw a package of doilies and i thought of moel.

[~*WickedAngel*~]

ur very welcome.

[laughingbuddha]

back from the dead.... and whatcha wearing...

[Deviate]

wow this was an old one...

[Coffee]

Originally posted by laughingbuddha
back from the dead.... and whatcha wearing...


hmmm...you really are Budda.
but, but, the thread came back to life as it's former self...shouldn't it have gone through some sort of transformation....come back as a harlot or something?

Or are those just my own expectations, projecting my own desires and needs onto your trip...needs and wants that are doomed to lash me to this wheel, till i'm dizzy and spinning in many thousands of graves.

aaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee.

*heading off to hug a tree and seek further enlightenment, now dammit!*

[chuckie egg]

forgot about this! :p

[Coffee]

Still looking for light bulbs under trees too.

[chuckie egg]

*Looks at coffee bending over and breaks out in a sweat*

[melissa]

"nice view"



did i say that out loud?

[chuckie egg]

*wonders who or what melissa is referring to*

[melissa]

Jeez. The view of Coffee bending over as he looks under trees. It's hard to flirt when I can't be subtle. :p

[chuckie egg]

dammit

[melissa]

now what's wrong?

[Coffee]

*Shakes the view*

Is that too subtle? Or not subltle enough?

[melissa]

YEAH BABY!!!


*gets dollar bills out of wallet*


*waits for more shaking*

[Coffee]

damn for money I will actually gyrate :D

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by melissa
now what's wrong?

was hoping you were lookin' at me hon!

oooo my shoulders are TENSE!

[melissa]

just to warn you, I only have 3 dollars.

[melissa]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
was hoping you were lookin' at me hon!

oooo my shoulders are TENSE!


hey, don't worry, I can flirt with more than one person. Bring it!

[chuckie egg]

hey, I got a pay rise yesterday remember!!

Now I've nearly finished my cornish ale, whats next?

[melissa]

Hey, congrats on your well-deserved pay raise. Who you gonna celebrate with?

[chuckie egg]

Well... you're here.

Champagne?

[melissa]

Yes, please. and I brought some strawberries. Would you like some?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
was hoping you were lookin' at me hon!

oooo my shoulders are TENSE!

I can flirt with more than one too, so long as it is only flirting.
*rubs Chuckie's shoulders* (I'll rub your feet too especially since you got a raise)

And I can use the 3 bucks Mellissa but I won't pull g-sting aside for that, I have a reputation to maintain.:rolleyes:

[chuckie egg]

Strawberries and rubs... now we're talking!

[melissa]

Thanks for the show, Coffee. I'm thrilled to be able to tuck my last dollar bills into the side of your g-string. Mind if I join you next to Chuckie? I'll feed you a strawberry...

[chuckie egg]

argh!

juice
trickling
down
chin.....

[melissa]

Don't fret. Let me help you with that. ;)

[Coffee]

mmmm...strawberries.
I'll provide some I scream *Oh yes, yes, yes, yesssssss.*

[melissa]

:D


now that's what I'm talking about.

[chuckie egg]

wow

[melissa]

hmmmhmmmm.

[Deviate]

martinis are here! gather 'round.

[Coffee]

Ice cream
melting
getting hot
dripping
all
over
two
large
red
moist

oops the phone is ringing...be right back.

[chuckie egg]

look who turned up

[melissa]

Originally posted by Deviate
martinis are here! gather 'round.


Yeah!! Now the party's really got it's groove on. Thanks for the martis, dev!!

[melissa]

Hurry up on that phone, Coffee. Your martini is losing it's chill.

[Deviate]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
look who turned up
not fair to leave you flirting with out adding me in the mix for you to flirt with...

(damn that was a cocky statement)

when's the shearin' happening, Chuckie? i want to get my hands in that hair!

[melissa]

We saved space on the couch for you, Deviate!! We knew you'd be here.

[chuckie egg]

5 o clock friday ;)

[melissa]

Make sure you get some pictures taken!! Some of us are as excited as you are, I'm sure!

[Coffee]

Mixed drinks and a party animal...whoo hooo.

[chuckie egg]

of course - for certain selected peeps only ;)

[melissa]

Who's the animal here?

[chuckie egg]

grrrrrrrr

[melissa]

Alright. As long as I know who it is...:p

[Coffee]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
of course - for certain selected peeps only ;)

hmmm...wtf??? So Deev is cutting into my chances here?
Damn. I can't shake my boom thing like she can...damn.

*sulks*
*pouty lower lip*
*winks at mellissa*
*loosens 3 dollar restriction*

[Deviate]

we can tag-team, Coffee

[chuckie egg]

hey, just ask man

(hmm, I think I just quoted Fight Club sub-conciously)

[melissa]

*grins at Coffee*

*looks in wallet for emergency 20$*

[melissa]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
hey, just ask man

(hmm, I think I just quoted Fight Club sub-conciously)


I think I just fell in love....

[Coffee]

WOW

Life is looking up. tag-teaming with the deev. 23 bucks, martinis, and hotties all around.

ok...i could die now...if it were real.

*pouts*





*shakes lil boom thing*
*feels better* :)

*heads to store to buy actual beer*
*plans to shake boom thing subltly at any hottie or naughty in the store*
*expects to be embarassed big time if I actually do it*

[melissa]

At least come back and share your beer with me, since I'm all out of dollars now. Please.

[Coffee]

You got it Mel...I'll get a 12 pack and we'll get stupid together.

*heads off to spend imaginary money on real beer...hope the store takes it*

[melissa]

Sounds like a plan!!

[rapscalious rob]

I thought I heard Coffee say: “Anything for you, honeybee. I’ll get on my private jet and be there in a jiffy.”

Maybe that was just random espresso machine noise, though.

[melissa]

I don't think he said that, b/c this is the flirting thread. Getting into a private jet and coming to my house takes it beyond flirting.

[Deviate]

um, this thread is a great place to take it WAY beyong flirting.

or, at least it has in the past. don't know what you wankers have done to it since...

[zenbabe]

shut up dev and show me your tits!!

[rmr]

YOU shut-up and show me YOUR tits!!!!

[melissa]

*sits back and watches...*

[Aphrodite]

* gets popcorn*


*wants to try a martini*

[zenbabe]

and what do I get in return rimmer? This shit ain't free ya know!

[melissa]

Dammit!! I gave all my dollars to Coffee. :mad:

Aphro, have a fresh cold martini!!

[Aphrodite]

Thanks!

And before the show starts too! ;)

[melissa]

Well, yeah. You need to be feeling fine for when the show is going on...

[rmr]

tit for tat zen

tit for t(w)at

:eek:

[melissa]

:rolleyes:

[Coffee]

Arrives with ice cold 12 pack of very blonde beer...St. Pauli Girl.
A beer label pretty enought to flirt with.
http://www.campfireusadallas.org/auction/2003/Pix/StPauliGirl.jpg

Ok...so what has happened since I left?
Have any actual tits been shared yet?

[Deviate]

Originally posted by zenbabe
shut up dev and show me your tits!!
it was a one-way deal, Zen. the only show you get is in person.

[Deviate]

Originally posted by Coffee
Arrives with ice cold 12 pack of very blonde beer...St. Pauli Girl.
A beer label pretty enought to flirt with.
St. Pauli's Girl smells like skunk piss.

[Coffee]

cool, more for me then...unless you think skunk piss is a good thing in a drink

[Deviate]

um, no. and nasty on the breath. not good for the flirt room...

[zenbabe]

http://www.occultebooks.com/essays/kh/images/absinthe.gif

she totally kicks st. pauly's girls ass!

[Deviate]

oh hell yeah.

drink up!

[melissa]

Dude, I get drunk just from the alcohol fumes in this thread.

[chuckie egg]

Hi

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Coffee
Arrives with ice cold 12 pack of very blonde beer...St. Pauli Girl.
A beer label pretty enought to flirt with.
http://www.campfireusadallas.org/auction/2003/Pix/StPauliGirl.jpg


Hey isn't that Faith Hill?