Thread Killers Thread [Archive] - Page 10 - ZEFRANK.COM

brightpearl

07-11-2008, 07:33 PM

Yes, I've finished my international board certification as a Voodoo priestess, so that sort of thing is to be expected from time to time.

Your Portland restauranteurs are playing it fast and loose with that Crunchberry zombie ritual over the donut, by the way. Unless they nailed it to a tree afterwards.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1245/870551575_6202753d36.jpg

You might want to lock your doors.

Brynn

07-11-2008, 07:43 PM

I want one RIGHT NOW!

trisherina

07-12-2008, 01:46 AM

when fat and sugar have babies

T.I.P.

07-12-2008, 03:15 AM

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1245/870551575_6202753d36.jpg

the !new! donut

funkytuba

07-12-2008, 03:31 AM

what's that green stuff on top? pesto? guacamole? soylent?

brightpearl

07-12-2008, 06:32 AM

zombie juice

s'an undead donut

Brynn

07-12-2008, 09:24 PM

Courtesy of Voodoo Donuts, "made fresh with love and care" (http://voodoodoughnut.com/menu.html). Check out the list special event donuts, such as "coffin full of donuts."

This is what Ben and Kevin have been working on for the past few years...
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brightpearl

07-12-2008, 09:32 PM

"comes in its own pink box" OMG LOL

Brynn

07-12-2008, 09:49 PM

brightpearl

07-13-2008, 02:56 PM

http://www.vachal.cz/ukazky/lept/zamrzly_vodopad.jpg

YsaPur EsChomuw

07-13-2008, 05:50 PM

frozen waterfall?? That's what it says on the bottom.

Surely you didn't google 'ugly cat' this time again?!

brightpearl

07-13-2008, 05:57 PM

^Does it? That's neat...I didn't know what language it was.

Can't remember how I came across that, was looking for something else.
Like this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2335/2510404855_7d1a7290d5.jpg

YsaPur EsChomuw

07-13-2008, 06:05 PM

Zamrzlý vodopád - it's Czech or Slovak, the two are very similar.

http://scienceblogs.com/afarensis/upload/2006/09/tarsiers%202.jpg

brightpearl

07-13-2008, 06:09 PM

YsaPur EsChomuw

07-13-2008, 06:14 PM

My plush chihuahua almost fainted with envy! Now it's practicing looking amazed:

http://www.mlplovers.com/other/dog.jpg

So am I:

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/ycsaE8TR.jpg

Brynn

07-19-2008, 06:43 PM

...and go to sleep. (http://mdesmond.com/end-of-the-internet/)

brightpearl

07-20-2008, 01:55 PM

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/2715/fagsz1.jpg

xfox

07-20-2008, 02:07 PM

Ah, the days of rum and donuts!

Brynn

07-20-2008, 08:15 PM

^Oh my. I just snorted milk out my nose looking at that.

xfox

07-20-2008, 08:18 PM

He's a cutie!

Hyakujo's Fox

07-21-2008, 10:05 PM

http://www.21stcenturyinternetsummit.com/images/man_relaxing.jpg

MoJoRiSin

07-21-2008, 10:07 PM

brightpearl

07-22-2008, 08:57 AM

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-07/kool-aid-man-wall.jpg
What'll I tell my son? :(

funkytuba

08-12-2008, 01:47 PM

Sorry, we can't let this thread continue due to technical difficulties:http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/08/bsod_nest_main2.jpg

Brynn

08-13-2008, 10:07 PM

Hi funky :)

brightpearl

09-15-2008, 12:01 AM

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/112107/harmful-and-boring.gif

funkytuba

09-15-2008, 12:04 AM

uh, I don't know. mooooose tag?

Brynn

10-14-2008, 05:26 AM

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/mooseDM2003_468x440.jpg

Moo.

brightpearl

10-14-2008, 07:08 PM

Wow, Funky.
Brynn just totally pwned you.

funkytuba

10-14-2008, 08:01 PM

oom. indeed.

brightpearl

10-19-2008, 09:31 PM

magdalen

11-07-2008, 05:09 AM

Sometimes I say her when I mean him and v.v.; but then people sometimes call me sir (or zeur) or think that I am the mother of a person 9 years my junior. And then they say: "Well, I thought to myself, what a young mother M. has!" :mad:
Sometimes people in the metro ask if I want their seat :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

xfox

11-09-2008, 01:15 AM

how about board killers thread?

MoJoRiSin

11-09-2008, 01:24 AM

^ that is funny
do you think that everyone thinks i am obnoxious?

Brynn

11-11-2008, 07:06 AM

Tonight I taught a great class and I love my students.
What's going to happen?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://site.despair.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pov.jpg
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.satimagingcorp.com/galleryimages/quickbird-pyramids-egypt.jpg

funkytuba

11-11-2008, 03:31 PM

Engineer: The glass needs to be half as big.

Brynn

11-11-2008, 08:12 PM

Conformist: How much water is in everyone else's glass?

Activist: City Hall should know about the problems with the water supply.

Investigator: Who poured this water?

Pragmatist: Just drink the damn water.

Surrealist: Ah, water. My dead grandmother.

Anarchist: Let's break all the glasses and see what happens.

Passive Aggressivist: If you think there's enough water, then fine, I'll just sit here and look at it alone, in the dark.

Jack Flanders

11-12-2008, 02:57 AM

Landscaperist: Sorry, it needs to drain well so we don't have decay. We need some holes here.

and Brynn - love the King tut site!!! I wanna go!

Gradeschool Musianteacherist: Let's fill all these glasses at different levels and tap them to get a song! :)

YsaPur EsChomuw

11-12-2008, 03:13 AM

Child: I want to drink.

I can't believe this ended up in the Thread Killers Thread.

Anna

11-18-2008, 05:20 AM

http://www.caption-this.com/nap%20time.jpg

Brynn

11-18-2008, 06:51 PM

http://www.w4mop.com/harp/squirrel2A.gif

brightpearl

11-24-2008, 10:51 AM

I apologize for posting this.
Really I do.
But here I go.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4oiLfTnrC40&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4oiLfTnrC40&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Brynn

12-16-2008, 07:43 AM

http://chud.com/nextraimages/costume_thundercats.jpg

Brynn

12-16-2008, 08:15 AM

and for good measure...How Six Songs Collide

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brightpearl

01-04-2009, 03:16 PM

funkytuba

01-05-2009, 03:12 PM

no video. just killing.

brightpearl

01-05-2009, 03:30 PM

^are not.

Brynn

01-05-2009, 07:17 PM

what she said...
hi funky :)
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gdcVRueT2cw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gdcVRueT2cw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-06-2009, 08:07 AM

Half past noon.
Where's my spoon?
Believe or not
my soup is hot.

funkytuba

01-06-2009, 05:24 PM

hi brynn... I'm having a hard time staying out of the current Gary Busey thread over at somethingawful

Brynn

01-12-2009, 10:35 AM

Hi Mr. F.Tuba - why I can kill threads anywhere. Point me to it...

brightpearl

01-12-2009, 11:00 AM

What a wonderful bird the frog are.
When he stand, he sit almost.
When he hop, he fly almost.
When he sit, he sit on what he ain't got almost.

~Anonymous

Brynn

01-12-2009, 11:09 AM

this is true.
here's a translucent frog
http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/translucent_frog.jpg

brightpearl

01-12-2009, 12:00 PM

Is not.
THIS is a translucent frog.
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t172/T172812A.jpg

Brynn

01-13-2009, 04:23 PM

that frog is very translucent indeed.
Here's another one
http://www.trendir.com/archives/jason-international-translucent-bathtub.jpg

Brynn

01-14-2009, 04:31 AM

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/flow_charts.png

funkytuba

01-14-2009, 03:33 PM

here you go, Brynn, knock yourself out: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3046168

Coffee

01-14-2009, 04:57 PM

I'm auctioning off my virginity...slightly used.

Bids start at 1 dollar.

GO!

edit: btw...from now on every post (not counting my own posts) shall count as a bid with, each subsequent bid equal to double the amount of the previous post.

KEEP GOING!

funkytuba

01-14-2009, 05:54 PM

Watch out, they'll start calling you Madoffee instead of Coffee

Brynn

01-14-2009, 06:34 PM

here you go, Brynn, knock yourself out: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3046168

okay, there's no way an amateur like me is killing that thread :D It has a life of its own. Thanks - I have to dose myself carefully though - one or two Buseys a day keeps things fresh.

Coffee

01-14-2009, 07:10 PM

the bidding stands at 2 bucks and counting...post early and often.

Brynn

01-15-2009, 06:30 PM

That's a very interesting ruse to shut this thread down, Coffee, but not so fast.
I'll take you up on it - not sure what to do with your slightly used virginity, but after three kids, my own is nothing to brag about either. But for three bucks, you're a bargain!
I will let you know if and when my husband dies before I do, and then I'll make up my mind whether or not I'd like to make use of my purchase, okay? :)

Bizarre Suicide (http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/suicide.htm)

^Why it's an urban legend but still raises some interesting legal issues (http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/accidentsmishaps/ss/ronald_opus_7.htm)

Coffee

01-15-2009, 10:57 PM

nice try...it's 4 bucks to you brynn...next post gets me 8 dollars. Still kind of a bargain.

funkytuba

01-16-2009, 03:19 PM

What coffee's not telling you is that to collect it, you have to pry it out of someone else's hands.

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-16-2009, 04:07 PM

Hands? :eek:

Brynn

01-18-2009, 04:58 AM

Pry what out of his hands?
Ohhhhhhhh.....:o

Brynn

01-18-2009, 05:07 AM

This is becoming less and less of a bargain. If we keep posting here, we may all go bankrupt. Maybe we should discuss this some more.

rmr

01-18-2009, 05:17 AM

fingers?

Brynn

01-18-2009, 05:31 AM

rmr

01-18-2009, 05:37 AM

video was awful. fingers gross

Brynn

01-18-2009, 05:44 AM

Fingers can be gross in general, but that is video gold my friends

rmr

01-18-2009, 05:44 AM

would you please tell me the story? i only got jazz hand and licking fingers..

Brynn

01-18-2009, 05:46 AM

That boy has a wooden foot. Now you know.

rmr

01-18-2009, 05:59 AM

and wooden fingers that make me feel funny ;)

Brynn

01-18-2009, 06:13 AM

Are wooden fingers funny? I think not. :mad:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9l8nblzJPo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9l8nblzJPo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Coffee

01-18-2009, 03:04 PM

$256,000 dollars so far (rounding down cuzthe extra digits were getting me wonky...and besides brynn has always been nice to me).

Do i hear $512K ?

brightpearl

01-18-2009, 05:47 PM

Hmmm...I dunno.
Go post your picture in the naked thread and I'll think about it.

funkytuba

01-18-2009, 09:36 PM

I think he's trying to get more bidders, not bid retractions...

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-19-2009, 02:27 PM

Trillion (slightly nonexistent) dollars! Fair is fair, eh?

Coffee

01-19-2009, 02:29 PM

That will help with the rounding down problem..a nice round trillion dollar bid.

otoh...SOLD!!!!

I'm not greedy after all.

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-19-2009, 02:40 PM

Oh, it's mine, it's mine! *jump*jump*jump*

:confused: Now what? Can I offer it for charity to stop world hunger?

brightpearl

01-19-2009, 04:10 PM

I am inexplicably jealous.

Man, it's been too long.

Coffee

01-20-2009, 03:56 AM

Not to worry, i'll have another used virginity to sell later on.

funkytuba

01-20-2009, 04:13 AM

re-fur-bished?

Coffee

01-20-2009, 05:09 AM

uhmmm, more like "second hand". :(

brightpearl

01-21-2009, 12:10 AM

Ew.

Brynn

01-21-2009, 07:53 PM

Personally, I'm devastated. I was planning to set him aside for my retirement years.

Brynn

01-23-2009, 06:01 AM

Obama Should Worry About the Bush Family Tentacles Undermining His Plans (http://www.alternet.org/story/121243)

funkytuba

01-23-2009, 07:50 PM

^is that link SFW?

Pixie Cherries

01-23-2009, 10:40 PM

Uh, that chopped off finger video on the last page was really gross. Almost made me sick. Just wanted to say this is a really cool conversation. I don't know what a thread killer is, but I like reading your stuff. Thanks!

:-)

Coffee

01-24-2009, 04:04 AM

^^^that will be quite enough encouragement...and posting.

It is abundantly clear that this thread has gotten well off of track. Let me remind some of you that this thread is SUPPOSED to be about NOT posting.

so don't.

Brynn

01-25-2009, 02:57 AM

Ahem. Not to be contentious, but I strongly disagree. I seem to remember that Deviate said, long ago, that the board needed at least one safe thread for chronic thread-killers (like me) where you didn't have to worry about whether or not you were going to kill the thread. We then all started competing to kill the thread, which made it wildly popular.
The nice thing is, if this is indeed the thread-killing post to end it all (nothing like dissecting things), then I win.

Brynn

01-25-2009, 02:58 AM

But it snot.

Brynn

01-25-2009, 02:59 AM

^is that link SFW?
Not safe for anybody anytime anywhere!

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-25-2009, 03:02 AM

Because it downloads a virus that makes your comp go flashing a 'Brynn's the winner' message every five minutes.

Brynn

01-25-2009, 03:08 AM

sad but true :o

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-25-2009, 03:18 AM

Sad?! Oh, did you want it flash every five seconds? :p
We would all be temporarily blinded by the brilliance!

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-25-2009, 03:21 AM

How does one kill a thread, anyway?

Coffee

01-25-2009, 03:24 AM

sew it into any garment made in china

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-25-2009, 03:35 AM

That would surely kill the garment, no?

Brynn

01-25-2009, 05:37 AM

I think I killed (or wounded for long periods of time) at least 15% of all the threads I've posted on. It's embarrassing, but I'm gonna own it.

MoJoRiSin

01-25-2009, 07:52 AM

images, what's on your mind images ::

"I take dictation"
:) :cool: :p :D

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-25-2009, 08:51 AM

I think I killed (or wounded for long periods of time) at least 15% of all the threads I've posted on. It's embarrassing, but I'm gonna own it.

^ Looks like MoJo is going to contest that thread-killer title of yours. :D

MoJoRiSin

01-25-2009, 01:47 PM

^ F!@#4%^%$# !!
this thread killers titles
is a friggin GOSMIC JOKE !!
DID YOU HEAR ME ??
YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF MY POWER
OR WHAT I CAN DO
I AM OUTA HEAR
BYE!
leaves door open ;)

funkytuba

01-25-2009, 02:00 PM

How does one kill a thread, anyway?
there are several ways that people try to kill threads:
1) post a link to something so gross or disturbing that other board members won't want to open the thread ever again to comment

2) post something so stupid or banal that other board members won't want to open the thread ever again to comment

3) post something so witty that other board members won't want to compete because they could never win

but the real way to kill a thread is simply to keep posting until other people forget about the thread

MoJoRiSin

01-25-2009, 02:15 PM

mo loves funky tuba

topcat

01-25-2009, 02:15 PM

there are several ways that people try to kill threads:
1) post a link to something so gross or disturbing that other board members won't want to open the thread ever again to comment

2) post something so stupid or banal that other board members won't want to open the thread ever again to comment

3) post something so witty that other board members won't want to compete because they could never win

but the real way to kill a thread is simply to keep posting until other people forget about the thread

funky you are talking about most of my posts.

funkytuba

01-25-2009, 02:27 PM

I'm guessing you're talking about #2 or #3 above?
probably an attempt at #3 that ends up being #2

Coffee

01-25-2009, 04:21 PM

well, can't beat that^^^

Let's call funky the winner.

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-25-2009, 06:02 PM

mo loves funkytuba

MoJoRiSin

01-25-2009, 06:17 PM

^ the thing is Ysa, if truth be told, he is really not very kissable. ~"~

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-25-2009, 07:13 PM

mo loves funkytuba in spite of the fact that he is really not very kissable!

weeee!

funkytuba

01-25-2009, 07:26 PM

in these temperatures, you're likely to end up like this goofwad:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Zq_r2nIxBA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Zq_r2nIxBA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

xfox

01-25-2009, 11:29 PM

When I post, everybody leaves.

funkytuba

01-26-2009, 02:48 AM

http://www1.bestgraph.com/gifs/paysages/feuilles/feuilles-08.gif

YsaPur EsChomuw

01-26-2009, 05:25 PM

http://www.eipcscreensavers.com/screenshots/leaves.jpg

Brynn

01-26-2009, 10:45 PM

When I post, everybody leaves.
I would not leave if you and I were ever on at the same time, but I know exactly how you feel :D

oh, um, I mean, ME TOO

No, wait - Thumbs up ME TOO!!

funkytuba

01-27-2009, 02:34 AM

mee tooo

we're all trying too hard

Brynn

01-27-2009, 03:21 PM

not as hard as these monkeys
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AzuhbA-syCE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AzuhbA-syCE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

xfox

01-28-2009, 11:59 AM

Imagine that! I'm back for more wagging my tail.

Brynn

02-03-2009, 11:05 PM

this will help
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m1dhheNr9PA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m1dhheNr9PA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

brightpearl

02-04-2009, 03:01 PM

http://www.whatheck.com/uploaded_images/frog-dissect-knitting-754461-754641.jpg

Brynn

02-05-2009, 07:54 AM

brightpearl

02-05-2009, 12:54 PM

I simply cannot believe that a knitted frog dissection didn't kill this thread for even 24 hours.

funkytuba

02-05-2009, 07:53 PM

mee neeether... *searches for something better*

Brynn

02-06-2009, 08:25 PM

i think the knitted frog is the coolest thing ever

Odbe

02-07-2009, 12:25 AM

^ :D Me too, I want one!

Coffee

02-07-2009, 02:05 PM

Hey now, if an attempt to sell my slightly used virginity didn't kill this thread, then it is imortal and u all are wasting your time here in the attempt.

funkytuba

02-08-2009, 01:23 AM

our cat is scratching the new chairs :mad:

trisherina

02-08-2009, 01:40 PM

(put aluminum foil on the parts they like to scratch -- you won't like the look but they'll like the feel even less and find a less horrifying spot)

xfox

02-08-2009, 04:16 PM

hat to leaf

Brynn

02-10-2009, 06:11 AM

now you've gone and leaft
:(

Brynn

02-10-2009, 06:24 AM

Since Dec. 22, 2008 I have killed exactly 13 threads in FAST CHAT alone. Now, one of those was my own birthday thread, which is excusable, but I don't even want to tally up the carnage elsewhere on the board.

So all I'm saying is that
it takes a lot more than Coffee's used virginity to kill this thread.

It takes experience, persistence, and the purest of intentions.

Brynn

02-10-2009, 06:36 AM

Oh, and triple postings just to make sure...

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/news.jpg

MoJoRiSin

02-11-2009, 09:43 PM

Martin Scorsese is determined to make "Silence" his next movie. The helmer and Graham King's GK Films are negotiating with Oscar winners Daniel Day-Lewis and Benicio Del Toro to star. Gael Garcia Bernal is also circling the film, expected to begin production later this year in New Zealand.
The drama is set in the 17th century as two Jesuit priests face violence and persecution when they travel to Japan to locate their mentor and to spread the gospel of Christianity.

"Silence" is based on the Shusaku Endo novel, which was adapted by Jay Cocks. Scorsese has had the project on his radar for more than a decade.

King will produce with Gianni Nunnari and Barbara DeFina.

The film would be Day-Lewis' third with Scorsese following "Gangs of New York" and "The Age of Innocence." Day-Lewis has completed the Rob Marshall-directed musical "Nine."
"Silence" would mark the first collaboration for Scorsese and Del Toro, who most recently starred in the Steven Soderbergh-directed "Che" and next stars as the title character in "The Wolf Man." Garcia Bernal, best known for "Babel" and "Y tu mama tambien," is in early talks.
~copy and pasted from variety dot com

Odbe

02-12-2009, 05:43 AM

Coffee

02-12-2009, 02:51 PM

Stephi_B

02-12-2009, 03:27 PM

Coffee

02-12-2009, 05:37 PM

...

Brynn

02-14-2009, 08:09 PM

^

that'll do it

Homemade ginger ale (http://eatmakeread.com/category/best-of-2008/)

MoJoRiSin

02-17-2009, 10:49 PM

oh oh oh some synchronicity !!
mo just discovered ::
Edge of Seventeen" is a song by American singer Stevie Nicks, the third single from her successful 1981 solo debut album Bella Donna. Written by Nicks to express the grief resulting from the death of her uncle Jonathon and the murder of John Lennon during the same week of December 1980, the song features a distinctive, chugging 16th-note guitar riff, and a simple chord structure typical of Nicks's songs.
~W.P.

Brynn

02-18-2009, 01:22 AM

Hyakujo's Fox

02-18-2009, 04:39 AM

THE END IS NEAR ;)

Is that some kind of arse reference?

Brynn

02-18-2009, 03:49 PM

yes, because I fell asleep and forgot to go outside and look for it last night:mad:

Odbe

02-18-2009, 04:58 PM

^^^ Woow, maybe it is a little bit of aurora that got lost and is flashing rainbow to call out for help?

Brynn

02-18-2009, 05:40 PM

Maybe! :)

This clip makes me sad. I hope he finds what he's looking for.
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HXpYk7WGN5Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HXpYk7WGN5Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

MoJoRiSin

02-28-2009, 10:34 PM

so now the "llama song" at abinblacksheep
pops into mo's head
someone please tell me what the brick says?

Odbe

02-28-2009, 11:06 PM

PHI GAMMA DELTA
LAMBDA OMEGA
2003

trisherina

03-01-2009, 02:19 AM

I READ YOU FIVE BY FIVE
WHAT IS IT YOU'RE ON ABOUT?
KKcccKK

Brynn

03-04-2009, 07:25 AM

http://www.fredmiranda.com/forum/topic/722109

brightpearl

03-20-2009, 09:50 PM

http://www.brandspankingnew.net/img/headers/meat_hair.jpg

In the spring we'd make meat helmets.

xfox

03-21-2009, 12:04 AM

http://www.hermann-uwe.de/files/images/leave.preview.jpg

12"razormix

03-21-2009, 10:35 AM

This clip makes me sad. I hope he finds what he's looking for.letterman is and has always been a prick. his lack of integrity doesn't make me sad, it annoys the crap out of me! he's a very very small man who does not even show an interest in the people who come on his show.

YsaPur EsChomuw

03-21-2009, 01:04 PM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01359/ugly-cat_1359639i.jpg

Jack Flanders

03-22-2009, 12:48 AM

Jack Flanders

03-22-2009, 12:49 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01359/ugly-cat_1359639i.jpg

and that's really gross.

brightpearl

03-22-2009, 01:43 AM

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/feet%20earrings.img_assist_custom.jpg

Jack Flanders

03-22-2009, 02:08 AM

and that's gross, too.

YsaPur EsChomuw

03-22-2009, 02:13 AM

and that's gross, too.

:D

That's the point, isn't it?:p Now, to "appease" you, I feel I have to supply information, that Ugly Cat has got a rare genetic disorder, but it doesn't affect its personality (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1158887/The-cats-whiskers-Meet-Ugly-Bat-Boy-follicly-challenged-feline-tourist-attraction.html)- according the newspaper article it's a very nice, attention-loving cat (probably in the manner of all cats).

;)

Jack Flanders

03-22-2009, 02:26 AM

Ya, but would you want to pet it. Sorry, I would. I love cats. But still that's a weird cat.

YsaPur EsChomuw

03-22-2009, 02:40 AM

As for the dainty squirrel-feet earrings, if my ears were pierced I'd want a pair of those. But not these, no matter how lovingly crafted and professionally preserved:
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.55596678.jpg

Jack Flanders

03-22-2009, 02:50 AM

right and then they can catch on your sweater and be gross.

YsaPur EsChomuw

03-22-2009, 04:54 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01369/hippo_1369937i.jpg

Brynn

03-22-2009, 06:15 AM

letterman is and has always been a prick. his lack of integrity doesn't make me sad, it annoys the crap out of me! he's a very very small man who does not even show an interest in the people who come on his show.

It's Joaquin Phoenix I'm talking about. Sorry I was vague :). I feel bad for him because he's shy, and yet he's contractually bound to go on talk shows to promote the latest movie he's in - apparently his last, which is a real shame. There are rumors that this is just a fake persona he's putting on for publicity, but if that's the case, he's doing an extremely convincing job of it. I believe him.

btw - Jack, you crack me up :-)

12"razormix

03-22-2009, 08:29 AM

you were not vague, brynn.

Jack Flanders

03-23-2009, 01:25 AM

Jack Flanders

03-23-2009, 01:40 AM

btw - Jack, you crack me up :-)

ya well I'm a big yoke. keep on weeding.

brightpearl

04-10-2009, 02:58 PM

Coffee

04-14-2009, 04:44 AM

HEY DOESNT THIS THREAD USUALY GET BUMPED ABOUT THE SAME TIME AS THE ARGUE ETC ETC IN ALL CAPS THREAD

DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF

OH AND I HAVE MORE USED VIGINITIES FOR SALE JUST POST BELOW IF YOU WANT SOME

YsaPur EsChomuw

04-14-2009, 06:44 AM

My not-so-slightly mad uncle collects vignettes; you can contact him with an offer at your own risk, but I wouldn't if I were you.

Brynn

04-22-2009, 03:21 PM

I'll bet if you post this you'll be innundated

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Hyakujo's Fox

04-22-2009, 07:25 PM

Let me change whatever's wrong and make it right...

where do I start?

MoJoRiSin

04-22-2009, 10:11 PM

NOT ONE OF THOSE CHILDREN CAN BE A PRODIGY!

In Russia
in past centuries
there were
many prodigies
from poor Jewish families
Their families believed
this was their

way out
to put all there faith
in .....
you know who
(hint :: starts with a see)

Brynn

04-22-2009, 10:11 PM

I wonder if, in this particular context, he might have been referring to adult dirty diapers.

Odbe

04-23-2009, 05:56 AM

funkytuba

04-23-2009, 06:06 PM

Jack Flanders

04-24-2009, 12:30 AM

Ferrets - yes
Gomer- no

Hyakujo's Fox

04-24-2009, 09:16 PM

This should be the new Rickroll.

Jimjamm'd! :D

MoJoRiSin

04-25-2009, 12:08 AM

:D ^ PERFECT ! :D

YsaPur EsChomuw

04-25-2009, 01:05 AM

http://www.mototype.com/pics/1646/full/ford_prefect_11.jpg

funkytuba

04-25-2009, 02:01 AM

Ford? got your Electric Thumb handy?

Odbe

04-25-2009, 03:57 AM

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=27058&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

Brynn

04-27-2009, 08:59 PM

I can't beat that.
so here's a boring video of ferrets.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bx2EFJ5IWqY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bx2EFJ5IWqY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Put those ferrets in some petticoats and some black and red costumes, teach 'em to jimjam with the rest of them, and we just might have a new internet sensation...
Not to make you look at it again or anything...
....but if you look at it again just for the wonder of the interactive choreography and all, you'll see a near-miss with a blonde on a collision course with Mr. Nabors around 1:19 - 1:20. However, he's such a pro, it doesn't even phase him.
I began to imagine the hours of rehearsal that went into this number, and the countless decisions that went with it. Should we hang silver streamers and go with blue rhinestone leotards, or stay true to Jim's country-boy roots and go with the weird hoe-down theme, complete with the strangely "rustic" dining room lanterns? The pleasant passive-aggression of Jim Nabors, who just isn't satisfied with "good enough," and makes them polish the number to a fine sheen for hours upon hours....all the while encouraging the exhausted, underpaid dancers with false hopes of taking them on an imminent USO tour for troops in Viet Nam as soon as he has a chat with his good friend, Bob Hope at his next golf tournament, etc.

MoJoRiSin

04-27-2009, 09:15 PM

^ :D this made me laugh and laugh : D
Thank you Brynn, for making me laugh : )

Brynn

04-27-2009, 09:32 PM

I'd like to think that Jim is laughing too, somewhere, all snuggied up in a slanket with his special someone, watching perpetual reruns of "The Carol Burnett Show," daintily sipping hot cocoa laced with healthy dollops of scotch, and feeding little bits of scrambled egg to his unusually submissive pomeranian.

funkytuba

05-04-2009, 05:53 PM

wow... we almost let brynn kill it. c'mon people.

T.I.P.

05-04-2009, 11:31 PM

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk8/nebulazone_photo/Dali_women_skull-1.jpg

brightpearl

05-05-2009, 12:39 AM

^I can't believe you didn't post that in my birthday thread.

funkytuba

05-06-2009, 01:52 PM

Brynn

05-06-2009, 02:48 PM

I HEART this thread! <3 <3 <3

I'm fascinated by what's considered "related video" on the bottom of that one...

funkytuba

05-06-2009, 06:10 PM

wrong thread for this, but overheard at my office: "it's in the WSDL!"

Brynn

05-08-2009, 02:34 PM

thanks so much for making me google that, pal :mad:

brightpearl

05-08-2009, 02:53 PM

^Wait, does this mean you don't want the tutorial (http://www.w3schools.com/WSDL/default.asp)?

Brynn

05-08-2009, 05:15 PM

"What You Should Already Know

Before you continue you should have a basic understanding of the following:

* XML
* XML Namespaces
* XML Schema"

:mad: :mad: :mad:

funkytuba

05-08-2009, 05:47 PM

and here I thought it was some sort of receptacle

Brynn

05-18-2009, 08:13 PM

http://www.edhill-law.com/image/photos/Hill.JPG

brightpearl

05-19-2009, 11:54 AM

Brynn

05-23-2009, 01:53 AM

And they wondered why the kid grew up to be a serial killer (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=465457&id=1033736204&ref=nf#)

xfox

05-27-2009, 12:09 AM

to judge, or not to judge

brightpearl

06-08-2009, 11:05 PM

Brynn

06-13-2009, 08:06 PM

^ That's one of the loopiest things I've ever seen.

From awkwardfamilyphotos.com (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/):

http://21.media.tumblr.com/Rsi0XGB4wnso4sesVQaSvPsAo1_500.jpg

brightpearl

07-04-2009, 06:28 PM

Worst.
Pillow.
Evar.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Moz-JHzCxO8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Moz-JHzCxO8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Brynn

07-04-2009, 10:21 PM

:) ^

Brynn

07-31-2009, 09:07 PM

Brynn

08-03-2009, 03:03 AM

Billy Mays with a very silly fake Russian accent (http://www.wimp.com/funnyinfomercial/)

topcat

08-04-2009, 01:34 AM

brynn you are doing a fine job

Brynn

08-04-2009, 04:50 PM

why thank you! There's such freedom in the lowered expectations that this thread provides...:)

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funkytuba

08-05-2009, 10:19 AM

still getting over the awkwardfamilyphotos.com site

brightpearl

08-06-2009, 07:28 PM

Brynn

09-11-2009, 09:48 PM

I tried that but my cats are too stupid. Especially the one who got her head stepped on.

Brynn

09-11-2009, 11:46 PM

this is good
phone machine message (http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny)

MoJoRiSin

09-12-2009, 12:15 AM

^:D

Jack Flanders

09-12-2009, 02:56 AM

^^ should be kill that man thread.

Brynn

09-12-2009, 03:58 PM

I love his list of possible reasons she might not have been able to call him back.

MoJoRiSin

09-12-2009, 06:33 PM

Side one
"I'll Cry Instead"
"Things We Said Today"
"Any Time at All"
"When I Get Home"
"Slow Down" (Larry Williams)
"Matchbox" (Carl Perkins)
Side two
"Tell Me Why"
"And I Love Her"
"I'm Happy Just to Dance with You"
"If I Fell"
"Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand" (Lennon/McCartney/Nicholas/Heller)

Brynn

09-15-2009, 06:55 AM

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/081609/piranha-head-syndrome.gif

Brynn

09-17-2009, 06:33 PM

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/marcia-kb.jpg

brightpearl

09-18-2009, 03:15 PM

I haven't mentioned parasites in weeks.

Brynn

11-11-2009, 04:25 PM

zoomquilt (http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf)

xfox

11-11-2009, 10:16 PM

archive (http://www.archive.org/index.php)

brightpearl

11-13-2009, 12:05 PM

Brynn

11-18-2009, 02:07 PM

^ that oughta do it.

brightpearl

11-18-2009, 02:23 PM

^Dang.
I shoulda saved that bear thing I posted in the random thread.

Mmmmmmmmkaaaayyyyy...howzabout....

THIS.
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/FishBarcroft_450x300.jpg

Brynn

11-18-2009, 08:11 PM

That is excellent

Brynn

11-18-2009, 08:12 PM

^^^^^ Oh yeah, fun archive, xfox!

Brynn

12-31-2009, 05:24 PM

Quotation Debate and The Beautiful Thread

that reminds me :: Let's bring back
The Thread Thread
I promis not to kill it
this time

Dear Lovely Mo, thank you for inspiring me to think about this.
I am a champion thread-killer, so I say this with great affection:

I do wish you'd embrace the thread killers thread instead of image association. Your comments in image association have ruined the thread for me, even as I enjoy your comments elsewhere. I just don't go in there any more because I'm going along and there's this lovely wordless conversation going on and then all of a sudden there's this incomprehensible quote from Chairman Mao.

When I go to image association I just want to look at pretty pictures or nifty videos and reply and interact without words.
This thread here - it's made for people like you and me who are thinking too many things at once. So nothing is inappropriate here.

Anytime you want, just come into this secret room here. I do it all the time for when I'm feeling other and just want to get things out of my system. You can leave a mess and water all over the floor, and do finger painting on the walls. The place is self-cleaning. And if it kills the thread, you win! Like for instance, I think this post is a thread-killer. So I put it in here where nobody will see it. I would not be surprised if it sits here for months with no comment. And that's the point. We can talk about things if it's interesting, or not talk.

Love, Brynn
P.S. These people would eat us both for breakfast. (forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/p/10919/190705.aspx)Which is why I still post here. And why I don't want the fiction project at zefrank.com to die out.

Odbe

12-31-2009, 09:19 PM

I was about to leave the thread-killer to its work but then I realised I wanted to say the same thing but Brynn has nicer words.
Mo is lovely and chaos bombs are great but it makes me sad to see them in the image thread.
Keep Moing MoJo, there's still room(s) to make a mess and it's great :)

Brynn

01-01-2010, 12:45 AM

We want Mo! We want Mo! We want Mo in here to do what she will! She is incredibly fun. Come jump on the bed over here, Mo!

We like to hop.
We like to hop.
We like to hop on top of Pop!

brightpearl

01-08-2010, 01:14 AM