Thread Killers Thread

[bealeblues]

this last discussion killed the thread for me at least

[Deviate]

lol

[chuckie egg]

Men SO dont understand! grrrrrrr

[dinzdale]

I feel your pain, and know what you're going through.

*supportive and nice*

[chuckie egg]

*THUMPS DINZ IN THE FACE*

"Take that!"

[bealeblues]

now THAT was nice!

[dinzdale]

It's not that bad......just a lot of whining as far as I can tell....
Let me tell you about the log I put down this morning.....felt just like a breached birth. Do you find me back at work? Fvck yes.

Arse to being nice.
Bunch of whiners on here.........

[chuckie egg]

HAH... I made him crack!

Glory be to me! heheh :p

[Deviate]

yeah, Dinz, whining about whining. how paradoxically delicious.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Oh dont get me started....you navel hugger.....

Those fvcking feet pix you posted....you are very sick.

I'll show you a crack to step on.........

[bealeblues]

so much for a week.. bastard didn't last 2 days....

[chuckie egg]

*chuckles*

[Deviate]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I'll show you a crack to step on.........
go ahead, show it, you assmuncher, and i'll gladly plant my boot firm and square.

whiner.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by bealeblues
so much for a week.. bastard didn't last 2 days....

...'cos it's imposssible with this bunch of freaks, whiners and general arse-heads to keep calm.....

Fvck meditation and peace and all that bollocks...I'm going going for a smoke break to regain my composure and my thong.....

[bealeblues]

originally posted by dinzdale
I'm going going for a smoke break to regain my composure and my thong.....

i don't even want to know about the thong part....

[Red Princess]

neener neener dinz

knew i could do it.

give us a big SMOOCH

he is just too too easy

[dinzdale]

No....you've been eating taramasalata.....

[Red Princess]

lick me you brute

[Deviate]

you know how, Dinz...

http://www.sssgr.net/lovelyfeet/lick25.jpg

[ambo]

YAAAAAAY !!!

Dinz is back

Welcome back, oh fuzziest of pastors

I have missed your holy uncouthness !

[bealeblues]

holy fvcking god... that is completely goddamn revolting

*wretching endlessly in my garbage can*

[Red Princess]

HA, that shut him up

[Deviate]

shut up, she's hot, feet or no feet.

-st.

[dinzdale]

ooooooooooooooo *URP*

That is the most singular disgusting image I have seen posted here.......
I nearly lost my lunch.

...and I was BEING NICE !!!

I wasnt the one to start it...no siree....to those who told me to be nicer, I ask you:
WHY THE FVCK WAS I NICE TO THESE FREAKS ! ! ! ! !



I shall return......

[bealeblues]

for once, dinz and i are in complete agreement re that completely revolting and disturbing image....

you should be ashamed of yourself deev

[Deviate]

he laughed, as he stole away into the deep, dark night....

[Red Princess]

blabbermouth, should never have told us he didn't like feet. what a sissy

[Deviate]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I shall return......
he laughed, as he stole away into the deep, dark night....

[Red Princess]

FURTHERMORE, look at the sequence of events, he gave up trying to be nice first. fine fine fine, be a naasty icky person and them blame others when they return the favor. *looking indignant*



thanks dev, i thought it was great

[dinzdale]

Have you performed your hysterical rectomy yet?

[Red Princess]

no, your abject humiliation cured me. thank you so much, now can i have that big SMOOCH?

[dinzdale]

Have you washed your mouth out yet?

[Red Princess]

*spits out moutwash* here, all minty fresh!

[dinzdale]

Mmmm...well if it's not your breath, what is it that stinks of fish???

[Red Princess]

your thong honey, do some laundry would you?

[dinzdale]

*UNNNNGGHHH*

*UUUUUNNNNGHHH*


Dammit ! the bastard's stuck again...give us a hand ...

[bealeblues]

i need a corrosive to scorch that horrific image from my mind

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
*UNNNNGGHHH*

*UUUUUNNNNGHHH*


Dammit ! the bastard's stuck again...give us a hand ...

use your own hand, hey beale, take a look over here, will these take that image out of your head?

*pulls up shirt coyly*

[bealeblues]

it's a start...

did you see that deev?

[Deviate]

i missed it! damn!

-st.

[Red Princess]

here i'll do it again

[Deviate]

WOO!

[ambo]

you are all going to hell

[Deviate]

want to join us?
it's nice and warm....

-st.

[ambo]

oh i'll be there alright
who else would have me ?

[Red Princess]

nope, bad to the bone

[Deviate]

not dead.

[Red Princess]

not dead, nope, not dead

hey what did i miss while i was being a good capitalist?

[danh]

Gebus fvcking christ, why won't this thread die?

[malina]

it won't it won't it won't

[trisherina]

Hey, I liked that feet picture. Hmmm.

[ambo]

death is only the beginning
- the mummy

[Deviate]

how do we know the thread hasn't already died?

-st.

[noxxville]

how do we know I'm not already dead? How do we know that what we dream isn't really reality and this a dream? How do we know Miller Lite is actually "lite" and not Light?

[Deviate]

Noxx, i KNOW you're already dead. mystery over.

-st.

[malina]

*concerned look* how are you, sweet precious thread ?

( wants the precious )

[Deviate]

Malina, you are now my arch nemesis.

-st.

[malina]

*blushes* i'm flattered!

[chuckie egg]

.

[Deviate]

yes.

[chuckie egg]

indeed. :p

[malina]

no.

[Deviate]

pants.

[chuckie egg]

knickers!

[dinzdale]

cant kill this thread with "knickers"....

[Red Princess]

you never told me what to wear to dinner

[dinzdale]

It would depend on how messy an eater you are....or how hot or cold you would be.....

[Red Princess]

not messy, warm

[ambo]

that would be a neat hotty

[dinzdale]

Well pick something suitable for that then......I am a man and therefore clothes-blind.

Q: "Does this *article* make me look older / bigger / frumpy / ill / ridiculous ?"
A: "Errrrrm....."

[ambo]

dinz you are sounding very subdued today
perhaps the princess has finally softened you ?

[dinzdale]

I'm fine thank you for asking........

"Softened" is not a word used about me much,...... obviously.

[Red Princess]

since it is so warm and i am such a tidy eater, how about if i just wear a very little

[Deviate]

....?

a very little WHAT?

-st.

[ambo]

oh Dev, you fell for it

[Deviate]

i fell for nothing. she didn't finish her sentence...
if she had said "how about if i just wear very little" then it would have been a complete statement....

-st.

[ambo]

ya think she just forgot to finish the sentence ?

[dinzdale]

Call Peg...she's a neditor. Sheed no.

[masterofNone]

a very little dinner

[Red Princess]

a very little








ribbon

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by nycwriters
*flick*


flick? flick what?

[Deviate]

so violent.

-st.

[Red Princess]

i just feel dismissed

[Deviate]

you're not dismissed yet, Miss RP. now go back to your seat and participate with the rest of the class!

;)

-st.

[Red Princess]

you are not the boss of me. no one is the boss of me and my big brother can beat up your big brother

nyah

[Deviate]

probably, considering the sheer nonexistence of my big brother...

although your big brother would find it hard to locate his target...

-st.

[Red Princess]

i have three big brothers, and three sisters, want a couple of them?

[Deviate]

um, no?

-st.

[Red Princess]

you sure? there's plenty

[Deviate]

ah yes, but unfortuneately the quantity does not assure me of the quality...

-st.

[Red Princess]

oh they are all fairly normal, except for the sister in ohio, an artist, slightly off, oh and the sister in Austin is a bit goofy. we all like cats, does that help?

[Deviate]

like, weird cat people?

-st.

[Red Princess]

slightly eccentric is all

[Deviate]

ahhhh, you're quite a salesperson.

-st.

[ambo]

Originally posted by Deviate
like, weird cat people?

harumph !

[Deviate]

come on Ambo, i know you're a cat person, and you try to look me in the eyes and tell me you're not weird...

-st.

[danh]

Ambo's not weird, just a little "misunderstood."

[ambo]

Originally posted by Deviate
come on Ambo, i know you're a cat person, and you try to look me in the eyes and tell me you're not weird...

-st.

now how can i possibly look you in the eyes Dev, huh ?
huh ?
huh ?

[ambo]

Originally posted by danh
Ambo's not weird, just a little "misunderstood."

oh, i usually make myself pretty damn clear !

[Deviate]

Originally posted by ambo
now how can i possibly look you in the eyes Dev, huh ?
huh ?
huh ?
see? can't do it, can you?

i KNEW i was right!

-st.

[danh]

Originally posted by ambo
now how can i possibly look you in the eyes Dev, huh ?
huh ?
huh ?
weirdo

[laughingbuddha]

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[chuckie egg]

WOOF!

[malina]

schwinnnnnnng.....

[Red Princess]

cat people are eccentric in an elite english kind of way. i take it as a compliment. who wants to be normal (whatever THAT is)

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Red Princess
... in an elite english kind of way. ....

You wish.....


p.s use a capital "E" when you mention the sceptered isle...

[Red Princess]

make me, englishman

england england england england

[ambo]

Originally posted by danh
weirdo

careful danny boy
especially after posting that picture...

[ambo]

Originally posted by Red Princess
cat people are eccentric in an elite english kind of way. i take it as a compliment. who wants to be normal (whatever THAT is)

cat people are not eccentric
they have merely choosen to live with some of the most sublime creatures on this earth
back me up on this lala

[danh]

Originally posted by ambo
careful danny boy
especially after posting that picture...

them's fightin' words.

[ambo]

you gonna hit me with a wrench ?

[Red Princess]

he might pee on your floor

[ambo]

oh, that would be bad

[Red Princess]

stinky

[ambo]

we try and try, don't we ?

but still it lives....

[danh]

Was there a point to this thread in the beginning?

I don't think it matters anymore, its just that I've forgotten.

[lapietra]

I especially love it when I kill the "Word Association" thread.
:p

[lapietra]

Originally posted by ambo
cat people are not eccentric
they have merely choosen to live with some of the most sublime creatures on this earth
back me up on this lala

Oh! Hear, hear!!!
I would much rather clean up cat vomit than deal with an unappreciative human any day... :)

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by ambo
cat people are not eccentric
they have merely choosen to live with some of the most sublime creatures on this earth
back me up on this lala

Weirdos

a cat is furry shit-machine and wont ever buy a round of drinks. Useless.

[lapietra]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Weirdos

a cat is furry shit-machine and wont ever buy a round of drinks. Useless.

yes - but a drink won't sit warm on your chest and purr in your ear... :)

[dinzdale]

...but if you bought me that drink I would.....

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Weirdos

a DINZ is furry shit-machine and wont ever buy a round of drinks. Useless.

[Deviate]

contrary to the Great and Powerful MoN, i still think Peg's cat (whom i'm still convinced should be named Ishtar) is a really cool lookin' cat...

-st.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by nycwriters
The "ugly" one is so traumatized by MoN's declaration that she's ugly.

"It" is not. It cant speak or understand English. It's a cat.

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
"It" is not. It cant speak or understand English. It's a cat.

england england england

[masterofNone]

swear to god, it is the ugliest cat I've ever seen and we homosexuals have an eye for things like that.

[Deviate]

oh, homosexuals have an eye for things like that, huh?

-st.

[masterofNone]

yes...yes we do. And we can choose just the right wallpaper pattern. And we can dance. We can dance like there's no tomorrow.

[masterofNone]

there's an image that'll stay with me.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh this made me laugh so hard that I started coughing up my lungs. Have another cig. You'll feel better.

[ambo]

Originally posted by dinzdale
...but if you bought me that drink I would.....

ah, but who'd want you to ?

[ambo]

A sign in my bathroom says:
He who dislikes the cat
Must have one time been a rat

I think the present tense is much more likely true :)

[dinzdale]

I dont dislike cats at all...I really quite like them.
Just not in an anthropomorphic way.
They're just cats....sleep, eat, poo, purr...that's it.
I just happened to mention they are useless....no biggie.

[ambo]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I dont dislike cats at all...I really quite like them.
Just not in an anthropomorphic way.
They're just cats....sleep, eat, poo, purr...that's it.
I just happened to mention they are useless....no biggie.

I would never insult a cat by attributing anything human to it !
And just out of curiosity, what makes a living thing useful in your opinion ?

[chuckie egg]

They catch mice?! Thats their sole purpose!

[chuckie egg]

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[laughingbuddha]

Geek talk ha!

[malina]

that's it - it's dead now

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by ambo
I would never insult a cat by

(Not quite Mally, I have to ask this...)

How do you insult a cat ?
...especially without attributing human feelings to it ...

[ambo]

I never said the cat would be insulted. I would consider it an insult, my dear Dinz, because I consider animals far superior in almost every way to humans.

[dinzdale]

That's where we differ...but it is now clearer to me. Thank you.

[bealeblues]

dinz you blow

[dinzdale]

Oh very nice.....very fvckin' nice.....

Is that a legal term ?
I beg the court's apology for my client's blowing. Thank you your Honour, the defense rests.

[bealeblues]

it is legal. now shaddup and get me a beer.

[lapietra]

So Dinz... just noticing that the proportion of nastiness to niceness has been pretty unbalanced... What's the occasion? anything special?

[dinzdale]

Beale -z - bub :It's nicer if you say please.

La's:no just working away, and have to come in the weekend (again) for no extra money. Cant even bill the turd / sorry client.

[bealeblues]

i have to work this weekend too... but that motherfvcker's getting billed, believe it.....

you know, i'm starting to sound more like dinz in his usual vitriolic ramblings....

[Deviate]

i don't have to work at all this weekend, instead i have to rest and relax in a cabin in the country.

so neener, neener, neener.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Our price list says we should charge $ 800 but NOOOOOO, we suck !!!!

ps. we suck but we dont live in Omaha

[bealeblues]

i'll be charging about $1,500 for the brief i'll be writing this weekend... and will i see any of that? hell no, not til year's end

[Deviate]

Originally posted by dinzdale
ps. we suck but we dont live in Omaha
no, you live in Texas, the hot sweaty armpit of the country.

-st.

[dinzdale]

"Oh Give me a home
Where the buffalo roam,
and lint in my navel is grey...."

[Deviate]

Originally posted by dinzdale
"Oh Give me a home
Where the buffalo roam,
and lint in my navel is grey...." ".... where i'll only talk about sex
to such an excess
that people will think i'm latently gay."

[dinzdale]

Dont drag that stereotypical MoN into it....

[masterofNone]

latent no more... blatent I tells ya! Outta the closet and into the streets! HELLOOOOOOO SAILOR!

[masterofNone]

I've decided since I look like Christopher Lowell I ought to emulate him. ARE THOSE DRAPES CHINTZ!?!?!



which post?

[Deviate]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I dont dislike cats at all...I really quite like them.
Just not in an anthropomorphic way.
They're just cats....sleep, eat, poo, purr...that's it.
I just happened to mention they are useless....no biggie.
a link in a thread just for the feline hater... (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1774)

-st.

[bealeblues]

yes

[Zyle]

lol dev :p

[Deviate]

funny, huh?

-st.

[Zyle]

yus indeed.. I almost thought this had actually died...

[Deviate]

hahahahahahahahahahaha.................



NEVER!

[bealeblues]

yes

[Red Princess]

oh nooooooooo! i sent it , i sent the email! now i have to move away and disappear

[bealeblues]

post your email

[Frieda]

how bad was it?

[Red Princess]

i am not going to post it, think i will just go into heavy denial for a few days

[RuneT]

Oh dear, RP!

I'm sure that he figures out that you were drunk don't you think?

[bealeblues]

post it
post it
post it

[RuneT]

Here's one:

http://www.engin.umich.edu/class/cee325/postit.gif

[bealeblues]

very clever

[Red Princess]

oh yes, he will know i was drunk, that does not make it better



*cringing in the shadows*

[bealeblues]

did you profess your undying love for him or something?

[malina]

Originally posted by Red Princess
oh nooooooooo! i sent it , i sent the email! now i have to move away and disappear

no no no no no!

hold your head up high and pretend you were sober !!

(you meant every single word dammit...)

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
did you profess your undying love for him or something?

oh god i hope not, i don't remember all of it, what i DO remember was pretty much drivel that would never escape from me in a sober state

[bealeblues]

hmmm.... my sober drivel is about the same as my drunken drivel except for the lack of slurring.... but if you wrote it, you should be OK, considering your tenacity for spell checking

[Red Princess]

it took me a very long time to type it whatever it was and i remember deleting and rewriting several times, maybe i didn't embarass myself too much, i will have to wait until i get home to check the other computer to be sure. i will just have to worry about it all day

[Deviate]

pants.

[bealeblues]

yes

[Deviate]

indeed.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Nice.

[Deviate]

thanks.

[bealeblues]

baseball

[Deviate]

no thanks.

-st.

[bealeblues]

always room for baseball

[Deviate]

sure.

-st.

[RuneT]

Dev, I just wanted you to know that on this thread I'm stalking you. ok?

[Deviate]

alright sure. cool with me.

-st.

[rmr]

can we talk about jock itch??

[chuckie egg]

I'm stalking Dev, I'll out-stalk you!

[Deviate]

rival stalkers... whoa.

hope y'all are drinking your Gatorade, cause i'm always on the move. can you keep up?

-st.

[RuneT]

Lurking In control.

[Frieda]

i thought dickie was the stalk master around here.. ask peg! :D

[Red Princess]

not sure about that, he was never caught in anyone's underwear drawer

[Red Princess]

the thread is ailing but not dead yet

[Frieda]

purple speedos!

[malina]

Originally posted by Frieda
purple speedos!

hahahaha... if THAT doesn't kill it i don't know!

[Frieda]

you don't know the background of purple speedos. or have you been lurking here for a couple of months?

[Deviate]

ah the purple speedos..... one of the first things i think about when i try to picture the 13 year-old girl in my head...

-st.

[Zyle]

I seem to remember there being lime green speedos in there somewhere too..

[Frieda]

lime green? i missed that one.

[bealeblues]

originally posted by deviate
ah the purple speedos..... one of the first things i think about when i try to picture the 13 year-old girl in my head...

dammit deev--- i'm 14 now

[Frieda]

tell me more about the lime green speedos

[dickieC]

Originally posted by nycwriters
Apparently he's opened up a school to teach his methods!

As a matter of fact, I gave my first lecture today...

And yes, she's Canadian, as all the nicest ones are....

[Zyle]

Originally posted by dickieC
As a matter of fact, I gave my first lecture today...


oooooh so how did it go?

[bealeblues]

i wasn't the one with the lime green speedos frieda-- matter of fact, i missed that episode completely....

and dC, you have an infatuation with a canadian girl? do tell

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i wasn't the one with the lime green speedos frieda-- matter of fact, i missed that episode completely....


well if it wasn't you, then who was wearing the lime green speedos?

[dinzdale]

Moi

[Frieda]

lime green? really? nooo! really??

[dinzdale]

*shame*

[bealeblues]

holychrist-- glad i missed that

[Frieda]

then you mean.. if you're still looking for Mrs Dinz..

this could be her?

http://www.posedown.ca/usrimage/supertiny_f.jpg

[Red Princess]

she looks like she could make him behave

[dinzdale]

*THUMP*

[Frieda]

was that the sound of her kicking your ass?

or did you just faint when you saw her beauty?

[dinzdale]

Heart attack.....

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Heart attack.....

is the rest of your genitalia ok?

[dinzdale]

JOJ

I will examine her more closely in my private cubicle.....

[bealeblues]

i suspect after that dinz will have a new avatar?

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by dinzdale
JOJ

I will examine her more closely in my private cubicle.....

euphemism?

[dinzdale]

She looks very intelligent and caring.

[ambo]

she's great

[Frieda]

i bet she can crack nuts with those thighs.

yes, nuts.

[dickieC]

Originally posted by bealeblues
i wasn't the one with the lime green speedos frieda-- matter of fact, i missed that episode completely....

and dC, you have an infatuation with a canadian girl? do tell

I missed the lime green speedos too... can't say I'm disappointed.

Yes, there might, just might, be a new young woman kicking about who isn't put off by my drunken singing... and she's from Toronto.

Never met a Canadian I didn't like.

[Deviate]

ah Canadians.

they, uh...

really... um...

they really know, um, how to put ham on things....

-st.

[Zyle]

I don't know any Canadians. my bf and I teased some once though, they were on the train and asking when we got to "Leeuwarden" and he wouldn't tell them till they pronounced it right...
mean but hilarious...

though you prolly had to be there.

[Zyle]

Really nobody remembers Dinz in the lime greens by the way???

[Deviate]

nope.

-st.

[RuneT]

well then.

[Deviate]

this is the only instance of a lime green speedo i could locate...

lime green... (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=7340&highlight=lime+green#post7340)

-st.

[Red Princess]

i remember, *sigh*

[Zyle]

It was Dinz's custom text

[chuckie egg]

...so there

[RuneT]

indeed

[chuckie egg]

indeedy

[RuneT]

yep

[chuckie egg]

yup

[RuneT]

.

[chuckie egg]

.

[RuneT]

http://www.monstad.no/RUNET/LOCKED.GIF The Thread Killers Thread is locked by RuneT (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=121)

[chuckie egg]

really?

[Frieda]

very nice

[dinzdale]

Nice and not dead yet.

[RuneT]

Thats nice

[ambo]

...and big (er, great)

[chuckie egg]

very

[Zyle]

incredibly

[chuckie egg]

stupendously.

[Deviate]

(period)

[Frieda]

(i sense some BAD jokes coming up)