Thread Killers Thread

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by Deviate
(period)

Why do Americans always say that? Its silly...period.

[ambo]

Because Americans are silly.
Dot

[Frieda]

punt!

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by ambo
Because Americans are silly.
Dot

I am not called Dot! :p

[bealeblues]

don't make us come invade your country

[ambo]

it doesn't take much ya know
period

[Red Princess]

do they have any oil?

[ambo]

or weapons of mass distraction ?

[bealeblues]

we have enough oil now-- what does england have that we might want?

[ambo]

bangers ?

[chuckie egg]

now now theres no need for that... twas a mere enquiry about the so-called English language you speak....

*braces for brutal attack*

[ambo]

there you have it
they don't speak english like us
send the aircraft carriers back out

[bealeblues]

i speak good ol' 'merican, thankyverymuch

edited to add: besides, we done whooped 'em once

[Red Princess]

i think they have pudding. hmmmm, invade for pudding?

[ambo]

good enough
period

[bealeblues]

depends on what kind of pudding... i understand their food is horrific

[ambo]

ah, bad pudding is it ?
we need to fix that
we should bomb the pudding

[chuckie egg]

You dare to mock our Spotted Dick?

[bealeblues]

i don't even want to know what that is

[Red Princess]

if we are going to mock something it might as well be spotted dick

[dinzdale]

It's what gives us the spunk to dare you to try....

[bealeblues]

like i said, we done whooped you boys once

[dinzdale]

Dont even start Beagley....you lot are all "What have the Romans ever done for us?" and think you're so ruffty tuffty....
We are unscathed from your childish humour (which you cant spell).

Dont forget you still owe us $3,000,000,000,000.47 in unpaid taxes....and we'll starting with you.

[bealeblues]

those back taxes will just about cover what you owe us for not having you be forced to learn german....

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by bealeblues
those back taxes will just about cover what you owe us for not having you be forced to learn german....

twice

[dinzdale]

Wankers

[ambo]

it's war, i tell you, war !

[bealeblues]

that's the best you can do dinz?

[Red Princess]

go get in line at the spankfest mr i love my spotted dick

[dinzdale]

No.

Right septics,
I'm off for a shufti at me copy of Razzle, and a spot of Rosy Lee.
Keep this tosh to yourselves, and let me know when you're going to be sensible again.

[bealeblues]

*and dinz departs with his tail b/t his legs*

edited to add: USA 4, England 0

[Red Princess]

what a sissy

[Frieda]

Originally posted by bealeblues
*and dinz departs with his tail b/t his legs*

edited to add: USA 4, England 0

if you don't come back to the spankfest RIGHT NOW you'll end up with a gearstick b/t your legs

[bealeblues]

yes ma'am

[RuneT]

Uhm, like the Americans did much to Hitler, erhm. Reality check please. Mostly the english, french and the russians kicked Germany's ass.

U guys dropped bombs on the Japs. This was in 1944 and AFTER you had been attacked. But by then the war was almost already won in Europe.

Spank me please!

[bealeblues]

don't make us point the WMD your way rune-- you've seen the carnage here already....

[Red Princess]

we could take norway too, not that far out of the way, anything up there besides herring?

[bealeblues]

i don't think so-- it would just be a matter of principle at that point-- shouldn't take more than a few hours

[Red Princess]

gas up the snowmobiles

[bealeblues]

won't take more than one snowmobile RP-- you can ride with me.. between the two of us, the vikings don't stand a chance

[Red Princess]

lets bring frieda, she is in a mood today

[bealeblues]

mmmm... all 3 of us on a snowmobile... better allow a few more hours for the nordic invasion

[Red Princess]

might be some distractions on the way

[bealeblues]

that's what i'm counting on

[Deviate]

i'm counting on my fingers.
toes, too, if i want to do lots of math.

-st.

[bealeblues]

no toes, no toes

[RuneT]

RP and Beale in snow. Meheheheeeee. That would be the day!
You are welcome, tsk, tsk.

[Red Princess]

oh crap you are right, we will have to wait for summer, you DO have summer don't you?

[RuneT]

JOJ Thats just how the Germans ****ed up in Russia. WINTER!

[Red Princess]

napolean had the same problem

[Deviate]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[malina]

hello darling thread :)

[zefrank]

enter the contest dammit!!!

i don't ask for much, but this I ask.

[malina]

i still love you !

[bealeblues]

freaking winter and snow... the norwegian invasion commences in august

[ambo]

Originally posted by zefrank
enter the contest dammit!!!

i don't ask for much, but this I ask.

aw shucks ze
they all love you
they're just waiting till the last possible moment
better leave the 15th wide open !

[trisherina]

I entered! yeeeeeeeeeeesh

[Deviate]

yes.

[Red Princess]

i just killed 'that's nice'

[Deviate]

rock on.

-st.

[masterofNone]

whew, yeah...

[Zyle]

I entered. Ze said he loved it. bwaha :D

[Deviate]

pfft

[Zyle]

BWAHAHAHHA!
:D:D:D

;)

[danh]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd rather not have a picture of me wearing a "cd-bra" floating around the internet.

not that I need to wear a bra or anything.

[masterofNone]

that would be a CD "manzeire" or a CD "Bro."

[danh]

ah, I stand corrected.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd rather not have a picture of me wearing a "cd-bro" floating around the internet.

not that I need to wear a manzeire or anything.


(not sure which I like better. bro is nice, but manzeire just rolls off the tip of your tongue)

[zenbabe]

What I am really dying to see is a CD cockring...come on boys..STEP UP TO THE PLATE!

[masterofNone]

mine would never fit into that tiny hole...

[danh]

Originally posted by zenbabe
What I am really dying to see is a CD cockring...come on boys..STEP UP TO THE PLATE!
ouch... never.

[agentsmith]

sure, moN

PROVE IT!

[trisherina]

How about just try to put it through, and have someone take a picture of your face? :eek:

[ambo]

OH OUCH

[agentsmith]

teehee..........

[Zyle]

oh man, that could be a real disaster...

[Deviate]

dead

[RuneT]

meat

[agentsmith]

all you guys can take a pic of your face as you try on the cockring and then paste them together, make a collage, and give it to ze for his site.....and print out big posters and ill sell them on street corners...

[Deviate]

yeah, i thought that would do it.

-st.

[Red Princess]

but it didn't

[agentsmith]

shit i wanted to kill the thread...

[ambo]

what has the thread ever done to you ?

[danh]

it looked at me funny.

[ambo]

you too ?
i thought it was just me

[chuckie egg]

and me.

[danh]

stupid thread.
such a bad attitude.

What? does it think it's better than us? huh?
I hate you thread.

[masterofNone]

don't be hatin'

[danh]

it started it.

[malina]

i googlesearched "threadkiller" and got this:

http://www.planetxbox.com/features/previews/2002/splintercellb/3.jpg

i am also very fond of attached "salmonkiller":

http://www.guidebc.com/images/salmonkiller.jpg

[agentsmith]

ack! dats splintercell! i hate that game! SAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
is there a buddy here i can hide behind?

[Deviate]

hide behind me, i shall block the evil.

-st.

[malina]

you're no match for the salmonkiller!

[Red Princess]

wahhhhhh, i want a nap right now

[chuckie egg]

zzZZZzzZZzzzzz....

[ambo]

what, no entries in this thread today

get out the paddles
stand clear

whooomf

[dinzdale]

Did it work?

[Zyle]

nah

[agentsmith]

whoooooooozzzzzz



heehee

[ambo]

the patient appears to be coming back

[chuckie egg]

maybe

[dinzdale]

Blip...................blip...............blip.... ........blip...........

[malina]

it's about time!

[agentsmith]

keeeeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeeeeeekeeeeeeeekle


anyway its about time for what? the apocolypse? oh, i agree.

[Red Princess]

what ever you do don't fly into the light

[ambo]

good morning little undead thread

[Zyle]

*stabs thread to death*

[dinzdale]

*gives it the kiss of life*

[Deviate]

no no no no!

SILVER bullet, people! SILVER!

give it a Coors or something.

-st.

[ambo]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

immortal thread laugh

[dickieC]

:adds reverb:

[Red Princess]

*singing* i'm gonna live foreveeerrrrr!

[dinzdale]

"Tell the Devil he can wai.ai.aittt......."

[Red Princess]

what was that horrible screeching? dinz were you singing? eeeewwww

[dinzdale]

Zipper stuck on my huge willy.......

[Red Princess]

poor willy, you abuse him so

[dinzdale]

For all that I make him do, his devotion to duty is amazing.

[Red Princess]

some day he will just resign and THEN what will you do ?

[dinzdale]

Become American ?


hahahahahahahaha

[Red Princess]

you wish, the english aren't exactly famous for their talent in that area

[dinzdale]

I could become a Baton Rouge lawyer apparently.....

Why do you think I had to leave England? It wasnt for my big nose sucking up all the fresh air......

[Red Princess]

i bet you had to leave because of your bad manners, they ARE famous for that

[dinzdale]

...and teeth.....

[Red Princess]

you have no teeth? that's why you had to leave? someone knocked them out?

[dinzdale]

RP we both know I had to leave after my history of cocksmanship, and the potential government scandal involving the then Minister for Money (Ms Natasha Quim)...the details of which appear in her memoirs entitled "Governmental Policy and Raunchy Sex Romps"......
I'm on page 247....

[Red Princess]

says you, she didn't actually name you did she? i think you are taking credit for what that french guy did

[ambo]

ha

[xerocs]

stop?

[malina]

no

[Deviate]

Chuckles hasn't been eating his food.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Chuckles the anorexic clown.........hmmmm

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by Deviate
Chuckles hasn't been eating his food.

-st.

who's food is he eating?

[Deviate]

Chuckle's food. he's not eating HIS food.

and he's not a clown, he's a chicken.

-st.

[malina]

the clown ate the chicken's food ?

[Deviate]

chicken no eat chicken food

-st.

[Red Princess]

there is a very serious chicken disease going around here in southern california, i hope it isn't that

[Deviate]

no, he's just being picky.

-st.

[Red Princess]

that's a relief. what do you do when your chicken is a picky eater? is there gourmet chicken food?

[ambo]

yeah, but they don't deliver

[dinzdale]

WAKEY WAAAAAAKEY ! ! !
Morning little thread.....not dead yet I see.

[Deviate]

why does everyone want to kill the thread?

-st.

[Frieda]

you can't kill it by overfeeding it..

[Zyle]

but you can kill fish by overfeeding them. just ask Eric... poor lil guy. My best mate's mum fed him too much... pop!

[Deviate]

"people think i was deleted, but i'm not. see! here i am."

-the Thread Killers' Thread

[ambo]

we love you little thread
hang in there man

[agentsmith]

i am growing tired of this thread. i unsubscribed and yet my inbox is filled with emails whenever a new post is made.

damn the domo kuns. they did it.

[agentsmith]

dont be so trusting, moel.

*laughs evilly*

[RuneT]

Yes please.

Can I have some brandy with that?
And ice cream?
Ohhh, yes and a cigar.

[Frieda]

here, have a meat ball.

[Frieda]

no it's not, it's just a big fat greasy meat ball.

[RuneT]

Do you want to share the meat ball with me, Frieda?

[Frieda]

of course! but it's really REALLY greasy! you might have to call in sick tomorrow.. :D

[RuneT]

hmmm, it's a big motherfwker.

How do we get it on the table?

[Frieda]

i don't know. maybe we can borrow that orange crane from Borehamwood!

[RuneT]

Mehehehee!

So do you think that they take greasy meat balls?

[Frieda]

let's just chop it up.. here's a battle axe! :D

[chuckie egg]

I think you two have lost it!!! :D

(the plot that is... not the meatball!)

[Frieda]

heheheh

the amsterdam chain saw meat ball massacre

YES!

[RuneT]

look!

my arm is inside the greasy meat ball! cool!

[chuckie egg]

Is it warm??

[Frieda]

omg rune you're going too far

[RuneT]

No, it's cold and very greasy. Go ahed Frieda, slice the mf!

[Frieda]

pull your arm out first!

[RuneT]

oh yes. What a good idea. Thanks for the warning!

[Frieda]

no problem :D

watch out, put your safety goggles on, here's the chainsaw!

[Deviate]

goggles nothing, you need a Gallagher tarp for that thing...

-st.

[ambo]

ha ha Gallagher
how many times have you seen him Dev ?

[Deviate]

never. can't stand the guy.

-st.

[ambo]

well, excuuuuuse me
what a barrel of monkeys you are

[chuckie egg]

You're still playing with that meatball???

[chuckie egg]

I'm going to kill this thread now... it bores me.

[Frieda]

umm no

why?

do you want it?

[Zyle]

it cannot be killed.

[Deviate]

Originally posted by ambo
well, excuuuuuse me
what a barrel of monkeys you are
sorry darlin, some people are funny and some people beat watermelons with a sledgehammer.

like this guy (http://www.mitchhedberg.net) - is funny.

-st.

[RuneT]

Uhmmm, dev?

[Red Princess]

just breathe, that's all

[agentsmith]

true, some beat watermelons, but some....................

BEAT ASSES!
yay for the federal tae kwon do association!
i got my first degree black belt.
dont mess with the agent.

[trisherina]

I hope the geese didn't keep you up.

[Zyle]

the geese?

[Red Princess]

i have some moisturizer that smells like maple, when i use it i want pancakes

[Red Princess]

i saw it, and then there was the comment about hand cream. i want pancakes now. why do i come to work on the weekend when i could be at home making pancakes? on of the great mysteries of life....

[agentsmith]

ah. i feel that way about sandwiches, sometimes. but only on wet tuesdays when ive nothing better to do than be an idiot.

[agentsmith]

rainy days. i call em wet tuesdays.

[lapietra]

*gives thread a backrub*

[RuneT]

I need rubbing more than this thread!

[chuckie egg]

I need rubbing more than rune AND this thread!

[RuneT]

What did you have in mind?

http://www.santabarbara.com/community/weddings/treats/backrub.jpg

[chuckie egg]

That'll do! ;)

[Red Princess]

do me do me! then flip me over and do that side

[Red Princess]

in life everlasting, forever and ever amen

[lapietra]

*tickles thread under its chin*

[agentsmith]

*sneezes on lala's hand*
sorry.

[lapietra]

*wipes her hand on agentsmith's shirt*

No problem. :)

[agentsmith]

im not wearing a shirt.

[chuckie egg]

Ooer!

[Deviate]

me either.

-st.

[rmr]

apparently bob geldof and georgie's wonder twin powers are thread killers.

[laughingbuddha]

crap!

[chuckie egg]

Enough of this tomfoolery... I declare this thread dead.

So there.

[agentsmith]

i just licked nail polish. my tongue stings

[Deviate]

sniff the nail polish, don't lick it.

ghew.

-st.

[agentsmith]

i know that, but my face got too close.

[Deviate]

and your tongue was just hanging lifelessly out of your mouth?

-st.

[agentsmith]

as always!

no. it just looked so tasty.

[Deviate]

mmm, tasty black nail polish, flavoured with all the evil in all the souls in all of eternity...

-st.

[Deviate]

i keep clicking on this thread thinking that there's a new entry and there isn't! i need to STOP!

-st.

[Deviate]

oh sweet lord almighty, thank you.

-st.

[Red Princess]

song in my head

you're just like cross town traffic
it's so hard to get through to you

darlin, didn't you see my signals turn from green to red?

[agentsmith]

moel that sites a rip off! i own a book called how to be a villain by neil zawaki and that site is such a rip off!

[agentsmith]

not proffesional villains like me...

[ambo]

*another entry*

[Red Princess]

i suddenly want to burn incense and make a daisy chain wreath to wear on my head while singing simon and garfunkel songs.
slow down you move too fast
you've got to make the morning last
just kicking down the cobblestones
looking for fun and feelin' groooooovy!
da da da da da da da, feelin' grooovy!

[ambo]

wish i was a kellogs cornflake
floatin' in my bowl makin' movies
relaxin' a while
livin' in style
talkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays l.a.
casually glancin' at his toupee

[agentsmith]

who wants a new avatar?

[Zyle]

ooh moel got a new one. I like. :)

[chuckie egg]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Enough of this tomfoolery... I declare this thread dead.

So there.

WERE YOU NOT LISTENING?!?!?!?!

Disobediant children!

[dickieC]

Bossy boots

[chuckie egg]

Oi!

[Deviate]

oy vey yourself, Ms. Egg.

-st.

[dinzdale]

Oi Vey.....is that a Jewish martial art?

[Deviate]

why, yes it is. smack down your yarmulka and let's battle!

OY VEY IS MIR ATTACK!

-st.

[agentsmith]

hehehehe.

i have a black belt 1st degree in tae kwon do. my dad is so paranoid. he thinks there are people lurking in the bushes trying to rape me.

[Red Princess]

something tells me it's all happening at the zoo
i do believe it, i do believe it's true

[ambo]

No good times
No bad times
There's no times at all
Just the New York Times

[chuckie egg]

I'm getting angry now... I'm trying to kill this thread ok?

Now stoppit all of you!

[chuckie egg]

No!

I want to be the one to kill this thread.

comprende?

Now schtum.

[ambo]

ambo say no to chuckie
neener neener

[chuckie egg]

*tears well up in her eyes, one trickles gently down her face onto her lip. I tastes salty. She bows her head...*

[ambo]

now we shall discuss your urge to kill thread
did momma spank you ?

[chuckie egg]

No but Frieda licked my ear...

[Red Princess]

old friends, old friends, sat on their park bench like bookends, a newspaper blown through the grass falss on the round toes of the brown shoes of the old friends

[Deviate]

falss? i that swedish?

[chuckie egg]

Yes you are that swedish!

[ambo]

laughing on the bus
playing games with the faces
she said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
i said be careful his bow tie is really a camera

[ambo]

Originally posted by chuckie egg
Yes you are that swedish!

hee hee

[Red Princess]

kathy' i'm lost
i said though i knew she was sleeping.
i 'm empty and aching and i don't know
wwwhhhhyyy

[ambo]

counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike
they've all come
to look for ameeeerica

[Red Princess]

toss me a cigarette i think there's one in my raincoat,
we smoked the last one an hour agooooo

[ambo]

hang on to your hopes, my friend
that's an easy bit to say
but if your hopes should pass away
simply pretend
that you can build them again

[Red Princess]

i think we scared everyone away.....

[ambo]

tough titties

[Red Princess]

sing it with us!

[ambo]

OMG RP - we almost killed the thread

we will have to find new songs to quote

[Red Princess]

just resting, maybe we are the only ones that know the words

in the clearing stands the boxer
and a fighter by his trade
and he carries the reminders
of every blow that
laid him low
or cut him
til he cried out
in his anger and his shame
i am leaving i am leaving
but the fighter still remains

[trisherina]

what a dream i had
pressed in organdy
clothed in crinoline
of smoky burgundy

softer than the rain

i wandered empty streets down
past the shop displays
i heard cathedral bells
trickle down the alleyways

as i walked on...

[agentsmith]

:)

[ambo]

deputy sheriff said to me
don't know what you come here for boy
you better get your bags and flee
you're in trouble boy and now you're headed into more

it's the same old storyyyyyyyyyeah
everywhere i go
i get slander
libel
i hear words i never heard in the bible

and i'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
two steps away from the county line
i'm just trying to keep my customers satisfied
satisfied

[Red Princess]

song in my head today is 'i wanna be sedated'

someone sedate me, please

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by moel
nope, a smilie cannot kill this thread. almost thought....
ah, but what about
TWO SMILIES!
:) :)

[Deviate]

pants

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by moel
*shoots RP with a tranquillizer gun*

ahhhhhhh, thank you so muuuu....
*thud*