Thread Killers Thread

[priceyfatprude]

2 words that clear out a men's room, every time:

"Nice dick."

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by rapscalious rob
dammit, dinz; where are you?

I didnt think it was fair to shoot a fish in a barrel.

[~*WickedAngel*~]

is this thing not dead yet?

[malina]

nope

[~*WickedAngel*~]

kewl

[lapietra]

bump

[chuckie egg]

falls over

[funkytuba]

flop

[lapietra]

oh well... I tried...

:rolleyes:

[malina]

you did a dang fine job lala... :D

[funkytuba]

er uh....


grind?

[lapietra]

Ah YES!!! COFFEE!!!!

[malina]

yes please! :p

[funkytuba]

shower first for me...then coffeeshop, then ugh,. work

[RuneT]

oh no you don't!

[malina]

ha!

[agentsmith]

malina you almost killed it!!!!!!!!!

[SpecialK]

who are we to say what deserves to die?

[malina]

i'm sorry :(

[RuneT]

i had killed this thread. And now you guys farked it up!

[malina]

no you haven't

didn'

dest

[malina]

there!

[RuneT]

k

[malina]

< making a grim face >

[bealeblues]

yes

[rmr]

that

[Red Princess]

*CLEAR*

[masterofNone]

fvck... i was just starting to move into the light.

[Red Princess]

don't fly into the light!


i can't help it, it's so beautiful!

[Deviate]

the season of change is upon us.

[lapietra]

There is a God. :D

[Frieda]

and there's always JesusTitties.

WB Deviate!! :D

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/moth.gif

[masterofNone]

DEEEEEEEEV!

[funkytuba]

reeee deeeeev

[Audreyvgs]

That's not enough to kill a thread, is it?

It doesnt sound like the proverbial "Turd in the Punchbowl" to me.

Do something else, FT.

[moel]

i ate a baby for breakfast, it was quite good. now, i don't normally do this. no, one is usaully enough but i just couldn't help myself! so i had another.

[Audreyvgs]

Are you really an australian crocodile with an agent?

[Deviate]

Originally posted by funkytuba
reeee deeeeev

it's me all over again.

[RuneT]

yeah

[bealeblues]

wait, i thought the traditional thread killer was

'yes'

[Deviate]

pfft

[bealeblues]

no, yes

[Red Princess]

no. that's nice

[RuneT]

true

[Coffee]

hmm...in real life a stinky fart will clear a room...

*trys virtual version*

Ttpfpt pffptf pppftttttppft

:D

[dickieC]

The first who smelt it
Is the one who dealt it.

[chuckie egg]

said the rhyme
did the crime

[xerocs]

die thread die.

[chuckie egg]

yeah... die

[RuneT]

the next person posting in this thread is a real jerk

[masterofNone]

whuh?

[RuneT]

you jerk!

[Audreyvgs]

:p

[Deviate]

pfft

[Red Princess]

despite repeated efforts to kill it..despite the hiatus of its creator, despite being severely abused, it lives on
and on
and on
and on
and on
and on.....

[Frieda]

Originally posted by Deviate
pfft
http://www.ecologixsystems.com/images/products/stink.jpg

[chuckie egg]

FIN

[RuneT]

Click! (lights are off)

[chuckie egg]

Complete silence

[bealeblues]

yeah, that's a wrap

[RuneT]

...said the little and annoying jumping turd

[chuckie egg]

And then it was.

[Red Princess]

not

[Coffee]

Don't anyone reply to this thread or I'll shoot Coffee...I'm serious...I'll do it. I'm a desperate man and I got nothing to lose.

Back off...NOW.

*Coffee pleads*
"I really think he's serious....please friends...for god's sake...don't reply"

[rmr]

coffee iced tea??

[Red Princess]

sheesh, talk about asking for it......

[rmr]

Originally posted by Red Princess
sheesh, talk about asking for it......

all i want is a farking cup of coffee iced tea...........is that too much to ask for??

[Coffee]

:(

[chuckie egg]

"Tiiiime to go hoommme, tiiiime to go hooomme, Andy and Teddie are waving goodbyeeee!"

[dinzdale]

Dont sing that or Looby Loo will start dancing and shite.

[chuckie egg]

"Tiiiime to go hoommme, tiiiime to go hooomme, Andy and Teddie are waving goodbyeeee!"



sorry

[Tall Thin Duke]

"So it's good night from me ..."
"And it's good night from him.."

[chuckie egg]

Bye bye everybody, bye bye...

[Red Princess]

everything is broken

[bealeblues]

yes

[Red Princess]

once upon a time i could control myself

[chuckie egg]

nice try

[Deviate]

sigh

[bealeblues]

yes

[jaymirror]

hic!

[chuckie egg]

numbnuts

[Deviate]

scantily clad women.

[chuckie egg]

hot tub

[Deviate]

trampolines

[bealeblues]

5

[Deviate]

something

[bealeblues]

or another

[Deviate]

then again

[bealeblues]

or maybe not at all

[Red Princess]

wake up little thread. don't go into the light , stay here with us

[chuckie egg]

she said

[Deviate]

pfft

[Red Princess]

you stay here little thread , it is i that will go into the light

[Magpie]

Fvck the thread. The world needs you more than this thread :)

[Deviate]

i stand by my original statement - i kill threads.

maybe not this one, but all my favourites are dying with one fatal post from my own two hands.

monsters.

[SpecialK]

which is your fav?

[Deviate]

Fast Chats & Letters as of now.

although, i'm growing pretty fond of Glug Glug Glug...

[Deviate]

lol, and this one too, although i know this one will again be revived.

funny how no one remembers that the purpose of this thread was to give people who usually kill threads a place where that wasn't a worry.

of course, if people remembered that, then i have a feeling the thread woulda been dead long ago....

the competition burns brightly.

[bealeblues]

yes

[Deviate]

pants.

[chuckie egg]

*sigh*

[Deviate]

will you people stop trying to kill my thread?!


bullies.

[chuckie egg]

:p

[bealeblues]

9

[Perkina]

kaku

[masterofNone]

filthy burst pimple.

[Magpie]

That pretty much did it for me.

[chuckie egg]

and me.

[Deviate]

not me.

bring on the pus!

[masterofNone]

when come back bring pus.

[Deviate]

http://www.infoderm.com/images/las/lesions/pustule.jpg

[masterofNone]

yikes

[Deviate]

mmmmmmmmm, tasty pus.

now, who wants tapioca?

[ambo]

i do i do

[chuckie egg]

not today

[Deviate]

don't make me post the pustule again...

[xfox]

wash with cold water, then apply hot compress. Dead!

[Frieda]

buuuuuuuuuurp

[xfox]

verbal pimples

[agentsmith]

.......

[Frieda]

bwuuuuuuuuurrrkk

[xfox]

8>)

[Frieda]

pfffffff



farking onions!!

[xfox]

8>(

[Frieda]

here you go

http://www.cryptogon.com/images/gas_mask.jpg

[xfox]

I'm impressed with how fast you came up with that! Worth a thousand words.

[Frieda]

a gas mask should be in everybody's inventory these days. ;)

[xfox]

You're right. And a sterilizer too.

[Red Princess]

none of you can kill a thread like me.

[Red Princess]

oh hell i think i just killed the entire board

[xfox]

Aren't you clever! I thought the very same! I think once in a while everybody has their moments. Really good and bad. Trying to keep an even strain. Steady course. Ship ahoy!

[chuckie egg]

nice try

[Deviate]

hi.

[noxxville]

Originally posted by Deviate
hi.

Damn she's good.

[chuckie egg]

LOL!

[xfox]

peep!

[chuckie egg]

The force is strong in this one... yeeEEsss..

http://lucien.blight.com/~scarlett/images/yoda.jpg

[Deviate]

even Obi Wan came back from the dead
http://freespace.virgin.net/nicky.wan/JediKnight/ghost.jpg

[chuckie egg]

hmmm

[RuneT]

Is that a spot on your chin?

[chuckie egg]

yes

[RuneT]

cover it up!

[Deviate]

no.

[chuckie egg]

dammit.

[chuckie egg]

dammit

[Deviate]

watch

[Deviate]

your

[Frieda]

bunghole?

[Deviate]

mouth

[Frieda]

that was close!

[Deviate]

sneak

[Frieda]

*smooch* :D

[Coffee]

*bump*;)

[No_Face]

All over tea and biscuits.

[Deviate]

hmmm? a newbie trying to kill my precious thread with tea and buscuits???

[bealeblues]

yes

[Deviate]

well it won't work - tea and buscuits will just keep us around longer...

[chuckie egg]

mmm biscuits....

[Deviate]

mmm, tea.

[Coffee]

m tea?

empty?

[Deviate]

yes empty.

i'm tired of killing threads. or conversations anyway. seems my posts always end a line...

at least i have you, precious thread. i know you will never die.

[Coffee]

suddenly, and quite unnexpectedly, the thread dies.
:rolleyes:

[Magpie]

...but soon is miraculously ressurected!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/images4/ressurect.jpg
<neener>

[chuckie egg]

but not for long...

[bealeblues]

yes

[chuckie egg]

not for long..

[Magpie]

yes?

[chuckie egg]

no

[Coffee]

This is just a rhetorical Qustion...please don't respond to it.

But what is the facination folks have here with killing threads?

Remember...DO NOT RESPOND to this purely rhetorical question...

[chuckie egg]

hmm

[Deviate]

mine! mine! it's all mine!

[chuckie egg]

oh, sorry :p

[Deviate]

hiss

[Coffee]

uuurrrrppppp.

'scuse me.

very large burrito for lunch.

[Coffee]

ooppss...feels like I'm gonna fart soon.

Wait for it...wait for it...

[Deviate]

http://www.conelrad.com/conelrad100/images/duckandcover_012304.jpg

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Deviate
http://www.conelrad.com/conelrad100/images/duckandcover_012304.jpg

hehe...that's me getting ready to let one go...runnnnnnn.

[Deviate]

i'm good.

http://www.thoseguys.com/images/scrapbook/sunset02/gas_mask.jpg

[Magpie]

That pretty much did it for me.

[chuckie egg]

.. and me

[Frieda]

i had a cold that bad once, that i didn't even smell the alligators in the alligator zoo.

i'll accept the challenge.


(edited to fix annoying typo)

[chuckie egg]

nothing smells worse than an alligator :rolleyes:

[Deviate]

that's what i always say.

[masterofNone]

is that why they have crocodile tears?

[funkytuba]

is that because their noses are always underwater?

[chuckie egg]

yes

[Deviate]

pfft

[chuckie egg]

pfft?

no-one can beat a pfft..

[Deviate]

pfft wins over all.

[chuckie egg]

very true

[Deviate]

yes.

[chuckie egg]

pfft

[Deviate]

thread bully. you're a thread bully, Chuckie Egg.

[bealeblues]

yes

[Deviate]

oh i see - stealing my line, are we?

[funkytuba]

yes

[Deviate]

don't be a hooker.

[funkytuba]

need a little windex on that, deeeeev?

[chuckie egg]

YES

[RuneT]

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[chuckie egg]

:p

[Deviate]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

wha? oh, sorry i was just reading :

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Coffee]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
yep...sure did.
someat to see I 'sure ya.
quiiiiieet the shew. yaaaaaaa.
It was qutewizukimerinshopinarty my friend.
yep indeedy, the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

pffft

[Deviate]

pfft indeed.

[Coffee]

yep... indeed, pfft.

and a freklish mnemorata aplatishment as well.
Don't forget the aplatishments

[nycwriters]

Are you drunk, coffee? ;)

[Coffee]

hmmmm...something like that.
;)

[nycwriters]

Yay you! Wish I was there with ya having a few ... stupid work. ;)

[Deviate]

hookers.

[chuckie egg]

I'm sick of this thread, its stupid

[Deviate]

me too. we should both stop posting to it.

[chuckie egg]

probably, live and let die, thats what I say

[Coffee]

what???? this is a lovely little thread.
Maybe it doesn't have the gut wrenching drama of the do not reply thread, the limitless conversational potential of the good morning thread...sure it is lacking the awesome creativity of many/most of the fiction threads...and perhaps it doesn't have the timely newsworthy qualities of the current events or debate threads...but...hmmm....ok...this thread doesn't really have all that much going for it.

*shoots thread in head*


There...it is out of our misery now.

[Deviate]

the only thing this thread has is its inability to be killed. good thing i'm a stubborn f*ck.

[Coffee]

yep...stubborn is good.

Have some clover
http://www.frogsonice.com/photos/flowers3/bee-clover.jpg

[Deviate]

enough with the f*cking bees. weirdo.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Deviate
enough with the f*cking bees. weirdo.

RUNNNNNNN DEEEEEEEEVVVVVVV

http://www.alen-clothes.co.uk/full/bee.jpg
http://www.aerostar.com/coldair/images/bee.jpghttp://www.beesign.at/falten/teile/wasp.jpg

[Deviate]

http://www.alen-clothes.co.uk/full/bee.jpg

what do you get when you cross Tigger with an ant?

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Deviate
what do you get when you cross Tigger with an ant?

I give up...what do you get when you cross Tigger with an ant?

[Deviate]

i don't know, a really bad idea for a halloween costume?

i mean, what the **** is that supposed to be, anyway?

[Coffee]

No shite...where are the wings?...a stinger even for crise sakes!

Looks like tigger got implaled through the sides and head by big thick black lines

what can i say...it was so lame it had to be posted in this thread.

[Deviate]

yeah. the person doesn't seem to be too happy wearing it, either.

[Coffee]

...that's a "wish I could have modeled the gorilla costume" look fer sure.

Or a "hope no one I know sees this" look.

[Deviate]

or a "i don't even know what the hell i am, so stop f*cking asking" look

[Coffee]

or a "I wonder why my friends laugh when I say I'm a model" look

[lapietra]

hi

[chuckie egg]

bye!

[lapietra]

:p

[Spicy Jack]

does this helmet make me look fat?

[Deviate]

yes.

[chuckie egg]

it do

[sparticle]

let me take a crack at this -- so far I seem to have the knack for thread-killing....

[chuckie egg]

you'll learn :p

[rapscalious rob]

THIS THREAD WILL NEVER DIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[sparticle]

Hahahahahaha! Haha! Ha! Hee hee hee! Hee! Hee..

Hee...

Heh heh...

Heh...


Ooops! UH-oh.....

[rapscalious rob]

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[agentsmith]

shut up, brain, or i'll stab you with a q tip.

[Audreyvgs]

Maybe Ze'll stab'im with a pen!






:(

[funkytuba]

yup

[rapscalious rob]

clicken (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/newreply.php?action=newreply&threadid=1715)

[Coffee]

Kraken (http://www.occultopedia.com/images/kraken.jpg)

[McFlibbish]

WWJD for a klondike bar?

[rapscalious rob]

I don’t know what to do.

[Deviate]

i'd go to the store and buy one.

[Spicy Jack]

I've got two.

[rapscalious rob]

I’m going home now.

[Spicy Jack]

bye! have a good night :)

[Deviate]

would you share?

[Spicy Jack]

of course!