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topcat
01-07-2005, 02:48 PM
ssssssplain lucy

tsunamimom
01-07-2005, 03:14 PM
go quote and check this out "[ QUOTE=amanda]no .[/QUOTE ]

with mine, I cheated. Typed in the ? and after a million spaces, put a period in as near to the box colour as made it almost invisible.
Fun huh?
love
Jo

Large Marge
01-07-2005, 03:52 PM
how did amanda only type no.


Amanda did what I've been doing, where you hit return about six times, with a few spaces thrown in for good measure, and then a punctuation mark.

Deviate
01-07-2005, 07:32 PM
i don't dig the short reply rejector in this new system. gotta toss out a word to the working man 'bout that one.

and don't you f*ckers kill my thread or i'll hunt you down.

okay, i only know where a select few of you live, and the ones i can locate i probably would rather drink a beer with than kill, BUT - i can fly to your town and get you massively schnokered and then make you do horribly embarrassing things that i will take pictures of and show to your coworkers and families.

and don't say it's only a threat. i've done it before, i can do it again.

Aphrodite
01-07-2005, 07:54 PM
Ok. How long does it have to lay untended before we call it dead? Is it the last monkey who posted that gets the offered weekend? I'm in for that!

chuckie egg
01-08-2005, 01:36 AM
i don't dig the short reply rejector in this new system. gotta toss out a word to the working man 'bout that one.

and don't you f*ckers kill my thread or i'll hunt you down.

okay, i only know where a select few of you live, and the ones i can locate i probably would rather drink a beer with than kill, BUT - i can fly to your town and get you massively schnokered and then make you do horribly embarrassing things that i will take pictures of and show to your coworkers and families.

and don't say it's only a threat. i've done it before, i can do it again.


Go on then.... I dare you!

no... I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

:D

melissa
01-08-2005, 02:43 AM
It's not dead yet!

Large Marge
01-08-2005, 03:33 AM
No, but sooooon.

tsunamimom
01-08-2005, 04:53 AM
Not necessarily.

love
Jo

Hyakujo's Fox
01-08-2005, 05:35 AM
I've never seen this thread looking healthier.

zenbabe
01-08-2005, 05:50 AM
What are you people doing here?

zenbabe
01-08-2005, 05:52 AM
i don't dig the short reply rejector in this new system. gotta toss out a word to the working man 'bout that one.

and don't you f*ckers kill my thread or i'll hunt you down.

okay, i only know where a select few of you live, and the ones i can locate i probably would rather drink a beer with than kill, BUT - i can fly to your town and get you massively schnokered and then make you do horribly embarrassing things that i will take pictures of and show to your coworkers and families.

and don't say it's only a threat. i've done it before, i can do it again.

I shit on the short word rejector too!

And I dare you to come visit me cause I just got a new camera!


:D

topcat
01-08-2005, 05:53 AM
this thread is dead

zenbabe
01-08-2005, 05:57 AM
________________________ :eek: _______________________________

Deviate
01-08-2005, 07:14 AM
this thread is dead
F*CK OFF. .

Large Marge
01-08-2005, 07:15 AM
F*CK OFF. .


Oh, my virgin ears! :eek:

Hyakujo's Fox
01-08-2005, 12:40 PM
Ok thread, you asked for it...

http://www.loitz.de/Bilder/rubettes.jpg

Deviate
01-08-2005, 05:01 PM
oh no! you attacked the thread with - a competitive English cleaning crew?

i will attack those of you with alcohol who blatantly attempt to kill my precious thread, which was originally created as a place that NO PERSON could kill, therefore bringing confidence to those labeled previously as thread killers. they could come here and post without the worry of killing the thread.

and now you work maliciously to do the thread harm? after all it's done for you? fie on you!

Large Marge
01-09-2005, 07:35 AM
oh no! you attacked the thread with - a competitive English cleaning crew?

i will attack those of you with alcohol who blatantly attempt to kill my precious thread, which was originally created as a place that NO PERSON could kill, therefore bringing confidence to those labeled previously as thread killers. they could come here and post without the worry of killing the thread.

and now you work maliciously to do the thread harm? after all it's done for you? fie on you!

Go ahead.

Attack me with alcohol.

See if I care.

Hyakujo's Fox
01-09-2005, 11:34 AM
oh no! you attacked the thread with - a competitive English cleaning crew?

i will attack those of you with alcohol who blatantly attempt to kill my precious thread, which was originally created as a place that NO PERSON could kill, therefore bringing confidence to those labeled previously as thread killers. they could come here and post without the worry of killing the thread.

and now you work maliciously to do the thread harm? after all it's done for you? fie on you! Well that ^^^^ is surely the most blatant attempt yet to kill this thread.

And they're not a competitive English cleaning crew, they're a German band (that presumbaly sound as good as they look).

trisherina
01-09-2005, 04:31 PM
How can you say you weren't trying to kill the thread, then? It's well known that Germans are uniquely bellicose. Especially with their music. Gott im Himmel! Look at this poor girl about to meet her Maker at the height of Oktoberfest:
http://www.oldworld.ws/images/oktoberfest/herb12.JPG

Large Marge
01-09-2005, 05:52 PM
How can you say you weren't trying to kill the thread, then? It's well known that Germans are uniquely bellicose. Especially with their music. Gott im Himmel! Look at this poor girl about to meet her Maker at the height of Oktoberfest:
http://www.oldworld.ws/images/oktoberfest/herb12.JPG


ew.

trisherina
01-12-2005, 05:31 PM
Even so, it is not your time yet, little thread.

Large Marge
01-13-2005, 05:05 AM
no. wake up little thread.

Deviate
01-14-2005, 12:02 AM
i wanna know who sent me this message in response to a post in this thread, 'cause it really shoots my boots.

you're amazing. I'm nearly speechless. I wish I could say more...but I can't.

more than likely it's sarcastic, but hell, i'll take the warmth where i can get it. it's f*cking freezing here.

Large Marge
01-14-2005, 04:19 AM
i wanna know who sent me this message in response to a post in this thread, 'cause it really shoots my boots.

you're amazing. I'm nearly speechless. I wish I could say more...but I can't.

more than likely it's sarcastic, but hell, i'll take the warmth where i can get it. it's f*cking freezing here.

Uh, yeah, I'd say that's sarcasm.

Stop reading those!

zenbabe
01-14-2005, 04:35 AM
:rolleyes:

Large Marge
01-15-2005, 06:56 AM
;)

Deviate
01-15-2005, 07:09 AM
Stop reading those!
i'm not going to - i like the comments feature and will continue to view it on a not frequent but semi regular basis.

pfft.

Large Marge
01-15-2005, 07:11 AM
i'm not going to - i like the comments feature and will continue to view it on a not frequent but semi regular basis.

pfft.


Whatever makes you happy.

I lidbotLl l
01-15-2005, 09:43 AM
*holds threads hand* "let's go buddy"

Deviate
01-16-2005, 07:06 PM
ah yes, morning and the thread has seen the start of yet another new week. good things are to come, i can feel it.

Gatsby
01-16-2005, 08:26 PM
This thread has incredible tenacity and staying power.

Gatsby
01-16-2005, 08:28 PM
I am now going to kill this thread.

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/killer_dog.jpg

Coffee
01-16-2005, 08:33 PM
^^^oooooo fwuffy wanz a hwugy kiffy wuv wuv.

Deviate
01-16-2005, 09:26 PM
Gatsby, how dare you try to kill the thread with overactive cuteness.

I lidbotLl l
01-16-2005, 11:03 PM
gooodeveeningg

Coffee
01-16-2005, 11:11 PM
http://67.19.222.106/movies/graphics/blucher2.gif
gooodeveeningg

^^^oooooo Frau Blucher wanz a hwugy kiffy wuv wuv.

I lidbotLl l
01-16-2005, 11:34 PM
oh right, its time for the nightly news

funkytuba
01-17-2005, 03:32 AM
http://67.19.222.106/movies/graphics/blucher2.gif


^^^oooooo Frau Blucher w
NEIGH!!!!!

chuckie egg
01-18-2005, 01:30 PM
NEIGH!!!!!

http://www.newmasters.com/Student%20Work/Horse%20LP.jpg

tsunamimom
01-18-2005, 04:23 PM
:)
love
Jo

( the ultimate thread killer spam reply and a great way to up my number of posts!)

Large Marge
01-19-2005, 04:25 AM
http://www.newmasters.com/Student%20Work/Horse%20LP.jpg

I thought that was a picture, but looking at it more closely, it looks like a painting. Is it?

chuckie egg
01-19-2005, 12:46 PM
yes

tsunamimom
01-19-2005, 12:59 PM
super....
love
Jo

chuckie egg
01-19-2005, 01:02 PM
I wish I could say I did it.. but I didn't.

tsunamimom
01-19-2005, 02:08 PM
well, it's very nice anyway....
love
Jo

chuckie egg
01-25-2005, 06:11 PM
speaking of killing threads.........

Coffee
01-25-2005, 07:01 PM
speaking of killing threads.........

...you were saying?

chuckie egg
01-25-2005, 09:41 PM
yesh

melissa
01-25-2005, 11:07 PM
The entire board is dead today.

I lidbotLl l
01-26-2005, 01:46 AM
*grabs thread by the collar*
*thread kicks lidbot in the slashers* ((POW!))
*lidbot trys to move and suddenly assumes the position, curled up in a ball on the ground* ((UGH!))
*pulls out trusty traquilizer dart straw contraption and fires it* PSSSHWEEOR!
*thread goes down* ((THUD!))
"Blastid!!"
"I though you we're someone else. have you seen a clown in a purple suit?.. thread?.. buddy?"

chuckie egg
01-26-2005, 12:56 PM
haha!

Deviate
01-27-2005, 06:37 AM
no

Large Marge
01-27-2005, 06:38 AM
She's alive.

Deviate, for an unemployed person, you don't post much.

How come?

chuckie egg
01-27-2005, 12:32 PM
no
sorry!

topcat
01-27-2005, 12:46 PM
she posts but not with the rabble

chuckie egg
01-27-2005, 06:56 PM
still hung up about that huh topcat?

and just so you know... you're wrong.

Deviate
02-02-2005, 05:11 AM
no, i'd just rather not post with you Topcat, mostly 'cause i hate that bullsh*t that you're playing. and yes, i'm posting by the thousands in the non-rabble place. typing my fingers to the bone.

and Margie, i'm not unemployed. quite the opposite, but ze froze the custom text option during the three days i was without job. now i'm at the office during the day and busy running a new performance group during the night. sall.

Large Marge
02-02-2005, 05:13 AM
no, i'd just rather not post with you Topcat, mostly 'cause i hate that bullsh*t that you're playing. and yes, i'm posting by the thousands in the non-rabble place. typing my fingers to the bone.

and Margie, i'm not unemployed. quite the opposite, but ze froze the custom text option during the three days i was without job. now i'm at the office during the day and busy running a new performance group during the night. sall.

Neato! Tell us about the performance group, pleeeeaaaaassssseeeee???

topcat
02-03-2005, 05:52 AM
still hung up about that huh topcat?

and just so you know... you're wrong.
chuckie i have been wrong before. and not only is thread dead but so is this board. it was ruined by someone exposing the darkroom. and all of the purists that made the most noise about how nice the room is are gone. i am only stating the truth.right deviate

chuckie egg
02-03-2005, 12:35 PM
It doesnt seem very dead to me.

Large Marge
02-03-2005, 03:49 PM
chuckie i have been wrong before. and not only is thread dead but so is this board. it was ruined by someone exposing the darkroom. and all of the purists that made the most noise about how nice the room is are gone. i am only stating the truth.right deviate

"Exposing the Darkroom." It's all so mysterious.

topcat
02-03-2005, 04:54 PM
will eveyone please slow down with all there posting. i reall cant keep up. is this thing on?

chuckie egg
02-03-2005, 05:56 PM
sarcasm... good way to kill a thread I suppose

ambo
02-03-2005, 06:40 PM
no, it's been tried
didn't work

craig johnston
02-03-2005, 06:47 PM
ok, all your replies have been sent to the central commitee
for evaluation. this process will take some time. in order to
keep the board clear you are politely requested not to post
further in this thread.
yours etc
the management

chuckie egg
02-03-2005, 11:26 PM
gotcha

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 01:00 AM
this notice is inclusive of all poultry and dairy produce.

Coffee
02-04-2005, 01:13 AM
This thread is so NOT dead.
I have never seen it so healthy.
It's positively frickin chipper.
Now it is caffeinated as well.
Now it probably won't even go to sleep let alone die.

Good night little thread.

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 01:32 AM
the management would like to draw your attention to subsection 6
paragraph 12a in which it is stated that no beverages should post in
this thread at any time ever.
this also applies to poultry and dairy products as stated above.
if you have any further enquiries please send them by post as this
thread is now officially closed.
thank you,
the management

tsunamimom
02-04-2005, 08:15 AM
<img src="http://www.scottmcgee.org/Jo/Monkey%20madness/dead%2520end%5b1%5d.jpg" width="252" height="203" border="0" alt="">

Hyakujo's Fox
02-04-2005, 08:58 AM
http://www.cardmaster.com/card/Passover/Post%20Card/deepest.jpg

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 03:03 PM
...and that includes pictures.

funkytuba
02-04-2005, 06:40 PM
...and that includes pictures.

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craig johnston
02-04-2005, 06:51 PM
^^^^^
wow! that must've taken ages!

however, persuant to the regulations as laid out in your handbooks.
no posts OF ANY NATURE WHATSOEVER are to be made following a
thread cancellation order signed by the management as above.
Thank you.

funkytuba
02-04-2005, 08:13 PM
naah... about 45 seconds: here's how:

Step 1: Google search for "ASCII ART"
Step 2: Browse for a suitable "image"
Step 3: Cut
Step 4: Paste into new post
Step 5: Preview new post
Step 6: Realize that whitespace will be stripped out
Step 7: Experiment in a text editor by replacing spaces with periods, which means that you have to change the periods used as pixels in the image to something else--I chose apostrophes
Step 8: Re-preview
Step 9: Click 'Post'

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 08:29 PM
yes yes, very interesting FT.

there has been a certain laxity on the part of the management
due to their being impressed by the ingenuity of those who
would wish to prolong the life of this thread. this will cease
forthwith and all those who choose to post from now on
should bear in mind that they do so in strict contravention of
the rules and regulations as laid down by the management.
the thread is now closed (again).

funkytuba
02-04-2005, 08:31 PM
sorry... your post lacks credibility because it is

1) without capitalization and
2) minimally punctuated

management should really try a little harder, shouldn't it?

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 08:42 PM
well, i'm not surprised. you obviously missed that meeting FT. too busy beating up helpless computers no doubt. the grammar and punctuation commitee decided unanimously to do away with capitalisation and to cut back on unnecessary punctuation in order to facilitate a higher efficiency rate. if you want further details please refer to the minutes of that meeting and stay out of this thread, which is now DEFUNCT.

funkytuba
02-04-2005, 09:30 PM
Post the minutes here please. I want to examine them. Have they been approved and accepted?

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 09:35 PM
mr tuba, as you well know, the minutes of subcommitee meetings are always thoroughly checked by the powers that be. it is not your place to question this procedure. your place is outside in the parking lot destroying innocent items of equipment. as previously mentioned, further details may be obtained by post. this thread no longer has any validity as a means of communication.

funkytuba
02-04-2005, 09:57 PM
as previously mentioned, further details may be obtained by post

That's exactly what you will do. "Post" them here. Then we can carry on a true conversation about the utility of this thread.

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 10:12 PM
there is nothing to discuss mr tuba. your stubbornness
is no doubt useful when dealing with inanimate objects
but here it is inappropriate. if you have any further queries,
please take them up with your councellor. the management
have made their decision -this thread exists no more!

funkytuba
02-04-2005, 10:16 PM
Dude... I'll lie down in front of this bulldozer as long as it takes you to get the mongols out of your head.

craig johnston
02-04-2005, 10:27 PM
huh?
;)

Clytie
02-05-2005, 01:15 AM
*stabbs the thread in the heart* i find thats the best place to hurt someone

Large Marge
02-05-2005, 03:17 AM
Rats!!

I was so enjoying that exchange!

funkytuba
02-05-2005, 04:29 AM
sorry.. work ended.. had to get home.. eat, take care of kids.. one's in the bath as we speak.

oh, and craig, as a brit, I thought you might catch a H2G2 reference...... :rolleyes:

priceyfatprude
02-05-2005, 04:35 AM
*stabbs the thread in the heart* i find thats the best place to hurt someoneI find it to be a further south, actually.

topcat
02-05-2005, 05:33 AM
elvis has left the building

Large Marge
02-05-2005, 05:46 AM
elvis has left the building

Well then you'd better put him back in again before he gets cold.

zenbabe
02-05-2005, 06:03 AM
..........................

funkytuba
02-05-2005, 08:30 AM
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

craig johnston
02-05-2005, 10:32 AM
huh? wha?
:confused:

Clytie
02-05-2005, 12:56 PM
*stabbs the thread in the heart* i find thats the best place to hurt someone

I find it to be a further south, actually.

cut off his genitals and run him over with a bus :)

craig johnston
02-05-2005, 02:31 PM
errrm, er, what?
:confused:

funkytuba
02-05-2005, 11:01 PM
urmm, ur, where?

Large Marge
02-05-2005, 11:05 PM
*cough*

craig johnston
02-06-2005, 06:02 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd,
that's a wrap!

:D

funkytuba
02-06-2005, 06:40 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd,
that's a wrap!

:D
<IMG SRC=http://www.gyrowrap.com/images/gyrologo3.gif>

craig johnston
02-06-2005, 07:42 AM
brought to you by

<IMG SRC=http://www.gyrowrap.com/images/gyrologo3.gif>

best boy - johnny b. goode
key grip - martina mclutchen
location manager - mr bibble........

funkytuba
02-07-2005, 06:56 PM
not dead, just sleeping heavily

craig johnston
02-07-2005, 07:40 PM
make up - max fector
dolly grip - zero mcnaughty
tea lady - our pam

funkytuba
02-07-2005, 10:02 PM
"I feel happy!"
*thud*

Deviate
02-07-2005, 11:54 PM
pfft

chuckie egg
02-07-2005, 11:59 PM
pfft?

Deviate
02-08-2005, 12:00 AM
oui. pfft.

chuckie egg
02-08-2005, 12:13 AM
oh :)

topcat
02-08-2005, 02:17 AM
still dead

zenbabe
02-08-2005, 03:00 AM
:eek:

craig johnston
02-08-2005, 10:29 AM
assistant tea lady - gertie knowles
assistant to the assistant - mr handy
2nd assistant's assistant - frank lee lowe.....

tsunamimom
02-08-2005, 02:27 PM
Yawn... this thread is soooooo dead...
love
Jo

craig johnston
02-09-2005, 02:23 PM
filmed entirely on location in hawaii, 'frisco', arizona, michigan, toronto, new york, buckinghamshire and berlin.

funkytuba
02-09-2005, 02:34 PM
you forgot Cupertino

craig johnston
02-09-2005, 02:43 PM
you forgot Cupertino

wat dat?
:confused:

Large Marge
02-09-2005, 08:16 PM
wat dat?
:confused:

I think it's a place in Central Cali.

chuckie egg
02-09-2005, 08:44 PM
Cupertino is 44.8% Asian American.
Cupertino is a city located in Santa Clara County, California, USA
Cupertino is serviced by the Los Altos Garbage Company
Cupertino is fresh off of a sixth-place finish at the Sierra Nevada Classic and could contend for the title
Cupertino is often Plan B to buyers shut out of the mid-Peninsula
Cupertino is poised
Cupertino is known for its high-tech corporations and high-quality schools.
Cupertino is now aiming to convert millions of computer new users into Mac

funkytuba
02-09-2005, 11:06 PM
Cupertino is now aiming to convert millions of computer new users into Mac

mmmm. mini.

craig johnston
02-10-2005, 12:28 PM
no animals were in any way discomforted in the making of this film.

chuckie egg
02-10-2005, 12:51 PM
mmm McMinis! :D

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/resources/img/sections/eatsmart/mcminis.jpg

craig johnston
02-10-2005, 12:52 PM
will not be available in the foyer as you leave.

chuckie egg
02-10-2005, 01:01 PM
Cause I ate them all..

craig johnston
02-10-2005, 01:06 PM
filmed in sensurround cinemascope 3D tunnelvision
sound by dolby blow ya eardrums excite-o-phonics

Hyakujo's Fox
02-10-2005, 01:21 PM
no pixels were harmed in the display of this thread

craig johnston
02-10-2005, 01:38 PM
soundtrack available at all good music stores
(and a couple of slightly disreputable ones).

tsunamimom
02-10-2005, 02:57 PM
<IMG src="http://www.scottmcgee.org/Jo/Monkey%20madness/dead%2520thread%5b1%5d.jpg">

craig johnston
02-11-2005, 09:49 AM
rmr appears courtesy of Tylenol TM

Hyakujo's Fox
02-16-2005, 01:23 PM
http://svc018.wic010p.server-web.com/inalarts/inala_image_gallery_extras/images/school_hol_1999_old_man.jpg

STILL KICKING!

chuckie egg
02-16-2005, 01:25 PM
http://www.mmaringreport.com/news_stories/wff_Kang-goes-for-the-kick.jpg

craig johnston
02-16-2005, 02:19 PM
THE END

Hyakujo's Fox
02-16-2005, 02:23 PM
or is it?

craig johnston
02-16-2005, 02:30 PM
yes it is!

FIN

tsunamimom
02-16-2005, 05:00 PM
<img src="http://www.scottmcgee.org/Jo/fin.jpg">

craig johnston
02-16-2005, 09:28 PM
ENDE

Coffee
02-16-2005, 09:30 PM
y'all really suck at killing threads...well, this one anyhow.

bealeblues
02-16-2005, 09:32 PM
yes

craig johnston
02-16-2005, 09:35 PM
utløpe

Coffee
02-16-2005, 09:40 PM
^^^see, now that one even begs a question, "WTF is that?", dooming the thread's immediate demise.

thank you for proving my point. :p

craig johnston
02-16-2005, 09:48 PM
oh coffee, been skipping those norwegian
classes again have we?
naughty boy!
;)

bealeblues
02-16-2005, 09:55 PM
don't y'all think that we have enough herring mucking around this board?

Coffee
02-16-2005, 09:56 PM
*Rubs Craig's and Beale's noses into there question marks*
Bad thread killers..bad, bad, bad.

Now you get yourselves into the Answer a question, Ask a new one thread.

:p

bealeblues
02-16-2005, 09:59 PM
some pacifist you are

craig johnston
02-16-2005, 10:03 PM
LÁNCFONAL

Hyakujo's Fox
02-17-2005, 12:18 AM
http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/gifs-animated/dead-rigormortis.gif

craig johnston
02-17-2005, 09:59 AM
SLUT

Deviate
02-27-2005, 04:24 AM
contrary to popular belief, i am, indeed, alive. as is this thread.

craig johnston
02-27-2005, 09:45 AM
LOPPU

Deviate
03-02-2005, 12:44 AM
hello thread.

zenbabe
03-02-2005, 02:31 AM
hello dev

topcat
03-02-2005, 07:04 AM
hello dead

craig johnston
03-02-2005, 08:47 AM
конец

xfox
03-02-2005, 03:31 PM
http://www.fifastadt.de/images/avatars/sonstige/stern.gif

craig johnston
03-03-2005, 09:11 AM
BERAKHIR

zenbabe
03-12-2005, 08:20 PM
http://zenmedia.org/Pics/random%20stuff%20II/dogbert.gif

craig johnston
03-13-2005, 02:14 PM
MWISHO

xfox
03-13-2005, 10:46 PM
http://www.funparadies.de/comics/Scrabble.jpg

craig johnston
03-15-2005, 04:24 PM
http://www.picvault.info/images/57836_bee-gees-beegees.jpg

zenbabe
03-15-2005, 08:58 PM
http://www.one43.com/travelin/australasia/new_zealand/bad_hair_day.jpg

tsunamimom
03-15-2005, 09:36 PM
<img src="http://www.scottmcgee.org/Jo/Bum%252084%5b1%5d.jpg">

zenbabe
03-16-2005, 05:22 AM
http://photos.derickrethans.nl/album/crap/aaa.jpg

craig johnston
03-16-2005, 08:47 PM
http://www.platinumabba.com/Assets/Platinum%20ABBA.jpg

zenbabe
03-16-2005, 09:07 PM
http://bressler.org/bits/CamelToeCup.jpg

melissa
03-17-2005, 12:06 AM
I'm so bored.

tsunamimom
03-17-2005, 07:03 AM
* sigh *

craig johnston
03-17-2005, 11:34 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/dollar.jpg

xfox
03-21-2005, 05:57 AM
Who was it said build a bridge?
http://www1.chapman.edu/studyabroad/images/photos/Costa%20Rica%20Bridge.JPG

craig johnston
03-21-2005, 07:33 PM
http://www.comedy-hannover.de/Blumenbote2.jpg

Deviate
03-23-2005, 05:26 AM
thanks for keeping her going.

zenbabe
03-23-2005, 05:36 AM
^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Deviate
03-23-2005, 05:56 AM
what??? what???

topcat
03-23-2005, 05:59 AM
dead!!! dead!!!

funkytuba
03-23-2005, 06:28 AM
it's merely pining for the fjords

craig johnston
03-23-2005, 08:53 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/700000/images/_703865_strange150.jpg

Deviate
03-24-2005, 04:58 AM
where'd you get that pic of me?

funkytuba
03-24-2005, 04:58 AM
it's pushing up daisies I tell ya

craig johnston
03-24-2005, 08:57 AM
http://www.mittelpfalz.de/weidenthal/2004/fcw05/bata/083.jpg

zenbabe
03-24-2005, 08:51 PM
goo

Coffee
03-24-2005, 09:55 PM
Will someone PLEASE yank the feeding tube out of this thread.

*Thread smiles vaguely*

funkytuba
03-25-2005, 04:59 AM
*congress passes another law*

zenbabe
03-25-2005, 05:57 AM
.....................

xfox
03-26-2005, 03:16 PM
http://www.lambiek.nl/artists/boring_wayne/boring_wayne_superman2.jpg

Coffee
03-26-2005, 05:54 PM
http://www.scifilm.org/museimages/sleeper73.jpg

craig johnston
03-27-2005, 12:00 PM
http://www.aaron-elvis-presley-entertainment-live-show-double.de/Elvisbilder/Schlager-frei.jpg

xfox
03-27-2005, 05:09 PM
http://www.die-rock-and-roll-ag.de/assets/images/Neil_Sedaka_590307_I_Go_Ape.jpg

zenbabe
03-27-2005, 06:04 PM
http://www.2darkpark.com/2dP/affiliate/IMPS/positive/thread/killer.jpg

craig johnston
03-27-2005, 09:54 PM
http://www.klinger-web.de/wg/moshammer.jpg

Deviate
04-01-2005, 10:50 PM
another april. this thread has made it into another month.

RuneT
04-04-2005, 09:22 AM
mmmmmhmmmm

Deviate
04-05-2005, 01:30 AM
don't taunt me, Rune. you know you love this thread.

funkytuba
04-05-2005, 06:34 AM
ahh..yup yup yup yup yup yup BRRRRRING!

zenbabe
04-05-2005, 07:53 PM
yada yada yada...

Deviate
04-07-2005, 02:08 PM
i love those Sesame Street aliens.

trisherina
04-07-2005, 02:30 PM
The absolute best wetyourpants Sesame Street sketch ever.

xfox
04-11-2005, 02:02 PM
^^didn't see it, but put me down, easily please.

thinks: * this has gotta kill it*

topcat
04-11-2005, 02:20 PM
its dead

craig johnston
04-12-2005, 06:45 PM
http://www.dw-world.de/dw/image/0,1587,1458656_6,00.jpg

zenbabe
04-12-2005, 07:49 PM
......................................

craig johnston
04-12-2005, 09:10 PM
^^^^^
i don't think that should be allowed. just putting ...... or **** or
whatever isn't entering into the spirit of the thread killers thread.
what we need to kill this thread are more pictures like this:


http://img.stern.de/_content/53/52/535276/moshammer-neu_250.jpg

Deviate
04-17-2005, 06:08 PM
i think this is the only thread i regularly check anymore...

craig johnston
04-17-2005, 06:40 PM
^^^^^^
sad

zenbabe
04-17-2005, 07:05 PM
at least you are regular!!

xfox
04-18-2005, 02:01 AM
^^What do you get for your 10,000th post? Getting closer. :D You were the first person I remember from chit chat, and though you probably don't find that very memorable, I do.

craig johnston
04-18-2005, 08:54 AM
this thread is getting far too interesting!
xfox has 666 posts!!! aaarrgh!

zenbabe will get her own forum like frieda and it's
gonna be outrageous!!

:eek:

Mary
04-18-2005, 01:11 PM
Your mom is going to be outrageous...outrageous like a side of bacon.

xfox
04-18-2005, 01:49 PM
I don't care about killing this tread, just pleeeeeeze don't let me kill the Dictionary Game!

Brynn
04-18-2005, 06:00 PM
A sure-fire way to kill this thread is for interlopers/lurkers like me to barge in on the conversation, not having read all the posts from the last two years, and repeat a thought that has already been expressed, as if for the first time. Everyone familiar with each other will clam up. If I were truly the queen of thread-killers, I could go back and do some research into the thread in order to mine it for thoughts already used, and deliberately re-phrase them slightly, but I do feel strongly that a true thread-killing should be done inadvertantly.

craig johnston
04-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Your mom is going to be outrageous...outrageous like a side of bacon.

what on earth does that mean?
:confused:

Brynn
04-18-2005, 09:55 PM
One of two things, of course.

zenbabe
04-19-2005, 01:59 AM
^^What do you get for your 10,000th post? Getting closer. :D You were the first person I remember from chit chat, and though you probably don't find that very memorable, I do.


^^^^^ That is a pretty cool treat!!!! :cool: :p :D ;) :)

xfox
04-19-2005, 02:02 AM
^^ You are pretty cool, that's why. Now whadda we gonna do for ya?

zenbabe
04-19-2005, 02:04 AM
surprise me :D

zenbabe
04-19-2005, 02:06 AM
scratch that, I want ze to sing me a song for my 10,000th post! :D

xfox
04-19-2005, 02:09 AM
That'd be good. Zenbabe's a zen babe and I don't mean maybe, babe.

funkytuba
04-19-2005, 05:45 AM
nice milkshake, too

skip intro
04-19-2005, 01:22 PM
http://www.7nights.com/presentations/webvisions_2004/killer.jpg

Brynn
04-20-2005, 05:58 PM
^^^^^Since I'm fairly new here, and truly trying to be the one to kill this long-running thread by asking a boring question that I really don't expect an answer to (but need the answer to anyway, and can't seem to think of where else to ask it), could you tell me how you get the image to appear above like that without making readers have to click on the image? I try copying and pasting from my jpeg file, or directly from the source, but it doesn't seem to work, so I have to resort to the clickable kind. Not nearly as aesthetically pleasing.
I could always ask this again if there's no satisfactory answer. I can be horribly persistent that way :p

That's a really good picture for this site. Good job! It had me stumped for little while.

trisherina
04-20-2005, 06:28 PM
You can use image tags around a URL (check out the little dialogue boxes that are brought up when you click on the icon that looks like an envelope when you are making a reply). Sometimes sites object to your deeplinking in this fashion, and you might want to sign up on Flickr or another image hoster that will allow you to host your own deeplinking.

skip intro
04-21-2005, 11:58 AM
http://www.dilettantepress.com/books/images/killer.jpg

Brynn
04-21-2005, 11:23 PM
http://zefrank.com/bulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=1152&stc=1

Hmmmmm...thanks! I'll play with it...

Brynn
04-21-2005, 11:24 PM
Dang. I'll figger it out. Thanks -

Mary
04-22-2005, 06:43 PM
http://acmeme.org/all/travel/singapore/newsing/hello_kitty_passed_out.JPG

craig johnston
04-23-2005, 12:23 AM
http://www.blondelibrarian.net/blog/graphics/moshammer.jpg

funkytuba
04-25-2005, 12:21 AM
*coff*

craig johnston
04-25-2005, 08:49 AM
you mean *coiff*

Deviate
04-25-2005, 12:06 PM
mornin' thread.

RuneT
04-25-2005, 12:35 PM
morning love. wassup?

craig johnston
04-25-2005, 12:55 PM
http://www.minga.de/images/randolf-moshammer.jpg

Brynn
04-25-2005, 07:14 PM
^^^I am lovin' this guy.

Deviate
04-25-2005, 11:25 PM
morning love. wassup?
missed ya Rune, sup?

Mary
04-26-2005, 12:34 AM
ZOMG kersplat!

that's what's up w/ Rune. Poor, poor Rune.

topcat
04-26-2005, 03:33 AM
just so you know i am keeping nyc out of here

craig johnston
04-26-2005, 06:36 PM
http://www.klinger-web.de/wg/moshammer.jpg

funkytuba
04-27-2005, 05:52 AM
hello... brother

craig johnston
04-27-2005, 08:10 AM
so you feelin' some kind of affinity type thing there ft?
;)

funkytuba
04-27-2005, 01:59 PM
hello... lockerrrr

craig johnston
04-28-2005, 05:14 PM
if you insist......
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/moshammer.jpg

NimbleMarmoset
04-28-2005, 07:40 PM
hi...my name is Gannon...i'm a SWGM, looking for someone with similiar interests.... :)

wait a minute!?!?!

this isn't Yahoo personals! :(

funkytuba
04-29-2005, 05:10 AM
hello backpack

craig johnston
04-29-2005, 01:54 PM
i am seriously worried about ft. he used to be very witty and
charming but now he's gone errrm, well, weird. it dates back
to that fateful barbecue at zenbabe's when he lost his ring...
;)

Mary
04-29-2005, 02:20 PM
does anyone know how to get to sesame street?

RuneT
04-29-2005, 02:27 PM
nah I dunnow

Marcus Bales
04-29-2005, 02:28 PM
He knows. He's just trying to kill the thread.

craig johnston
04-29-2005, 08:34 PM
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,426212,00.jpg

skip intro
04-30-2005, 09:48 PM
http://www.humandemand2.go.ro/billboards/killer02.jpg

craig johnston
04-30-2005, 10:37 PM
^^^^^^
i think that tactic has been tried before
:rolleyes:

skip intro
05-02-2005, 10:41 AM
http://radar.smh.com.au/archives/images/0206rad_cover.jpg

NimbleMarmoset
05-02-2005, 08:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/1Paris.jpg

Deviate
05-02-2005, 10:56 PM
http://www.alternative-leather-nation.com/padded%20blindfold.jpg

with this handy dandy blindfold i needn't worry about that picture melting my rain.

Mary
05-03-2005, 02:34 AM
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/BurgandeFaunt4_400h.jpg