Thread Killers Thread

[Coffee]

Chuck Norris could kill this thread with one roundhouse kick.

[lapietra]

But he chooses not to 'cos it's not worth his while. Chuck Norris has got BIGGER threads to kill.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Chuck Norris could kill the entire internet with a single roundhouse click to the head.

[Jack Flanders]

"Help, Chuck Norris, help!! We need you to KILL all the internet kiddie porn pervs!! HELP!!!!"

[Brynn]

I just got kicked by Chuck Norris just to see what it would feel like, and it really hurt - a lot.

[Brynn]

hmm, well that's seems to have been sorted.


I'm still afraid to be friends with her though.

:p

[zenbabe]

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars
of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which
was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in
New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of
mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great
ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank,
and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were
crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery,
were inconsolable at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that
they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe
to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is
known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

[Jack Flanders]

^^^^ That is so f*cking funny!!!!!!!!!!! OMG everytime I use it (Dinz don't get crass) I will remember this Fun Fact!!!

[Brynn]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I ushed to talk before I got my denshers.

[zenbabe]

goo butt

[chuckie egg]

goo butt

Wow, you almost managed it!:D

[Brynn]

yeah, I was thinking the same thing a month ago, but it seemed like such a good way to kill it, I didn't have the heart.

[zenbabe]

and you thought this thread was dead. phooey.

[Odbe]

It's an undead thread!

[RuneT]

..fgedaboudit

[lostsadie]

Dawn of the dead thread

[RuneT]

II

[Brynn]

:Unthreaded

[Odbe]

http://www.modnet.com.au/~firefrog/webcraft/beadfindng13.jpg
Thread cutter/unpicker

[funkytuba]

Where's agentsmith when you need her...

[lostsadie]

this is the
zefrankenstein thread

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/frank.jpg

[Brynn]

Ew - that looks real!

So lostsadie, tell us about yourself. There are hints, but it would be nice to hear what you think is most important...you seem like an easy-going noob :)
First of all, your name, picture, social security number, driver's license, expiration dates on debit cards, address, phone number, mother's maiden name, passwords* - that sort of thing please (I believe you've already revealed your height, but that's kind of abstract here on the internets):






*All required fields

[lostsadie]

So lostsadie, tell us about yourself. There are hints, but it would be nice to hear what you think is most important...you seem like an easy-going noob :)
First of all, your name, picture, social security number, driver's license, expiration dates on debit cards, address, phone number, mother's maiden name, passwords* - that sort of thing please (I believe you've already revealed your height, but that's kind of abstract here on the internets):


I am so very flattered Brynn...anything for you.

Name: Jane Azure Doe
Picture: See avatar...that is really me
SS #: 011-22-3344
DL: same as above (I would never remember if I changed it)
Debit cards: I pay with cash
Mother's maiden name: Smith
Passwords: 12345 or qwerty and sometimes for special protection qwerty123

Sorry Brynn, I don't give out my address to strangers. You know I've seen commercials where people say that the bad people can steal your identity, and I thought that if they don't have an opportunity to come and watch you and learn how you do things it can't possibly work. so my address will remain a secret. I can't imagine me talking in a biker voice...very scary.

Will you be my friend now?

[Brynn]

most assuredly. we can meet for lunch in neutral, public places, play dominoes beneath the elm trees and trade stories about the war!

[lostsadie]

It's a deal if we make it very public...and don't watch me move too much; freaks me out

so tell me about you...




:D

[Brynn]

I'm considered moderately tall for a woman :o so please don't hat me for it

[lostsadie]

We can still be friends, actually I enjoy tall friends (pretty much all of my friends are tall) they can be very helpful at times. Of course I consider tall to be above 5' because anything over that is taller than me anyway.

Question: Can you reach the top shelf in your kitchen cabinets? I even have issues with the middle shelf. I have always wondered what tall people keep up there. Do you know? And what about that one over the 'fridge...if I want to lose something permanently that is where I put it.

So tell me what it's like to be moderately tall? What are the positives? Negatives? And what is Moderately tall any way...5'2" to 5'6"?

friends are fun

[Jack Flanders]

:D

[Odbe]

I used to be tall until I made a new friend who is very tall. Now everyone is short except her.

[lostsadie]

My favorite part about being short (I am sure it is the same for really tall people) is the overwhelming urge others have to tell you about it...like they are caught off guard and the words come out before they can help themselves. As in : "hey, you're short!!!" or "did you know how short you are?"

The funny part to me is I don't FEEL short, so I answer with something like. "I am? Really? My mother never told me" or " I know how tall I am but not how short, how does one measure that?"

But then I think the whole thing is amazingly funny. Although, I do think I might contact the ADA regarding the heights of door handles and toilets and such. The fricken Handicap toilets are like two and a half feet off the ground...what is that? How fair is that? They should be adjustable... :confused:



***Now if talking about toilets doesn't turn this bread into a soggy mush, I don't know what will.

[Coffee]

HEY!!! Will you little people keep it down...ummm...down there. Nattering away sociably in a thread is NOT an effective way to kill it.


DIE THREAD DIE

*STABS THREAD IN HEART*

[Brynn]

Oh great, now it's bleeding. Does anyone have a band-aid or something? Anyone?

Now my dear Mr. Coffee, we do have important things to talk about here, not the least of which is about killing the thread, granted, but I assure you that if we chat mindlessly enough for long enough, it will die of natural causes, so please be patient!!!!!!
You need some more caffeine, my sweet. It's obvious. Time for an emergency cup:http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n114/corsiphoto/222994607_fc44c111fd.jpg

*sadie, I'm 5'8" so I love being asked to get things off of shelves. It builds my self-esteem and makes me feel incredibly useful.
I was this height in sixth grade. It wasn't fun. I became an expert on the weather "up there", I got asked about it so often. Horrifying at 12. All the boys I liked came up to my collarbone. The big ones were academically challenged, and already growing beards and mustaches. I was forced to be on the basketball team, a sport I have no aptitude for at all, so I spent a lot of time on the bench. I developed an ashamed stoop that only two years of dance in college could correct, and I've always dated short Napoleonic men for some reason. Something about wanting to balance out the genetics, perhaps, and of course the "Look at the big fish I caught" syndrome on their side. I've since realized that there are women far taller than me, which has been comforting.

[lostsadie]

I am exactly 10 and a half inches shorter than you!

I too have a thing for little men...I just feel weird hugging a guy with my ear pressed up against his belt buckle...call me crazy. :p My poor kids are doomed to being little to I suppose.


About this tread:

We don't die... we multiply..we's Be Be's kids

[trisherina]

I'm 172 cm. I think that's almost 5'8" in metric, or after the spinal compression of aging -- I'm never sure which.

[Tunesmith]

So...this may be insensitive of me, Sadie, but your title 'Pigmy person' is meant to be taken literally?

Just for the record, being tall isn't that exciting. I'm 6' (6'1" when I need to show off or sound taller than I am) It makes you stand out in a crowd, and when that crowd happens to be a group of pre-pubescent teens trying to dance to rap while you tower above them, like a Statue of Liberty without a torch, dress, book, and symbolic nature, you're inclined to wish that you didn't have the genes you do. Fortunately, this hasn't been a problem for a few years, but it just about killed me.

Also, low ceilings and hanging pipes are a big problem. I've smacked my head into a very hot pipe while on the treadmill. :( Pleasant, no?

My girlfriend's about...5'4", but seeing as I've never had a problem with other people's height, I don't really pay attention to the difference.


There ya go, Brynn:

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/Band_Aid_Pooh_enlarge.jpg

I thought the thread might enjoy being covered by Tigger straddling Pooh. I know I would.

[lostsadie]

I'm surrounded by beautiful long legged tall girls...I suppose I'll settle for cute

[Husk]

Yeah, i'm 5'2" and wish i was taller. Hitting your head on a pipe sounds seems a small price for not being called "shrimp#2" for 3 years instead of your real name, or being asked when you start high school (despite the fact taht your already in it). But i guess it doesn't matter what you are, as humans we just want to be the opposite.

[Jack Flanders]

I'm 5'7" and glad to be alive. Just lost two friends from lung cancer. One smoked like a fvcking chimney and the other never inhaled. Go figure.

[Coffee]

WHAT??? did someone say something?

*looks down*

Oh...its you little people making a fuss in here again. :mad:

I'm 6' 3" and have a small gash on my forehead right now from banging my head on something or other the other day. As I posted some time ago...one benefit (not) of being tall is that my friends hang ceiling fans at frontal lobotomy height. But...all the shelves are accessible without step stools...so that is some compensation I guess.

*Bangs head on thread on way out*

[xfox]

*looks around in a good wind*
Ready about?

[Coffee]

Prepare to Jibe!!!

Haul in the Main sheet!!!

Jibing!!!

*bangs head on boom*

[l'azizza]

Tall is sexy, even tall w/ bloody gash on forehead.

[Coffee]

^^^Confidently predicts that that comment will kill this thread.

[Tunesmith]

^ ^ ^ Annoyingly points out the paradoxical nature of the above comment.

Damn logic!

[Coffee]

^^^Unfairly blames Tunesmith for wreckserecting an otherwise lovely dead thread.

Damn fairness!!!

[Brynn]

I'm 5'7" and glad to be alive. Just lost two friends from lung cancer. One smoked like a fvcking chimney and the other never inhaled. Go figure.

I'm so sorry Jacks :( irreplaceable

[Jack Flanders]

Thanks Brynn.

[Brynn]

psst - jacks I think we should share credit for killing it this time:(

[Jack Flanders]

Nah!!! Let's just take it over!!!! :D :D :D

[Brynn]

I think that was the original intent, after all...then, if we accidentally kill it, we can just say it was supposed to happen.

[Jack Flanders]

I'd say that's the plan!!! To quote Zenb. "goo butt." I think of that phrase at very weird locations and just start giggling. :D

[Coffee]

This thread MUST die and I am taking stern measures to do it. :mad:

Below is The famous horrible mind killingly disgusting internet shock Image GOATSE...scroll down or post again at your own risk!!!






































I'm serious...you will REGRET going any further...I promise...give up and let the thread die now.






























































I aint fooling...you will wish you stopped.




























































Last chance...let it die and save your sanity.












































"The famous horrible mind killingly disgusting internet shock Image GOATSE":p

[lostsadie]

That reminds me of:

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/The_Monster_at_the_End_of_This_Book.jpg


There is death at the end of this dead tread...

[Jack Flanders]

Nev'e, nev'e we ain't dyin' he'h. Go a'wy.

[lostsadie]

Did any body check for a pulse?

[Jack Flanders]

"I'm not dead, yet."

[Tunesmith]

Sacrosanctus Domine
*THWAK*
Pecavi ignoviunt
*THWAK*
Iuesus Christus Domine
*THWAK*
Pax vobiscum venerunt
*THWAK*

Dead now?

[Jack Flanders]

Nope.

[Odbe]

It's alive! ALI-IVE!

[T.I.P.]

So this is a thread where one tries to create uncomfortable silence...

[Jack Flanders]

Yes, but unfortunately, we are all too forgiving (or just sickos) to let anything die.

[lostsadie]

And we can't stand silence even in death

[skip intro]

we could dedicate it to topcat's 'jokes'.
that would kill it stone dead.

:(

[topcat]

^^^brilliant

[Jack Flanders]

ha!!!

[Coffee]

*Sprays thread with machine gun fire*

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/stuff/Soldier-MG.gifhttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/stuff/Soldier-MG.gifhttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/stuff/Soldier-MG.gifhttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/stuff/Soldier-MG.gifhttp://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/stuff/Soldier-MG.gif

[Jack Flanders]

NOPE!!!

[topcat]

i really can kills this thread

[Jack Flanders]

I triple dog dare ya!

[topcat]

oh no jacks this board would implode. and i dont want to offend any of my friends

[Jack Flanders]

wuss. ok. My daughter heard from another college choice with a positive letter today. Also in NJ. I'm starting to feel the cord slicing slowly. And my son almost got hit by a car in the school parking lot this afternoon.

[skip intro]

http://www.dcs.qmul.ac.uk/~andrew/pics/fun/tombstone.png

[Odbe]

LATELY I HAVE BEEN THINKING IN CAPITALS. I DON'T KNOW WHY. SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY THINK IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE - WELL I THINK IN CAPITALS.

[T.I.P.]

it lives !

http://www.timesnews.net/UserPhotos/37985clown2.png

[Avalon]

The answer to xeroc's question...
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9048/js1ko3.jpg

[zenbabe]

(I like to think in Parenthesis)

[Bman]

I like to think( ) outside of parenthesis -_-

[Brynn]

I like to think out loud in long rambling sentences about nothing in particular in order to test and reward those who enjoy reading drivel.

[Tunesmith]

I'd like to think that someday this thread will DIE.

[Jack Flanders]

Nope.

[craig johnston]

I like to think out loud in long rambling sentences about nothing in particular in order to test and reward those who enjoy reading drivel.

yes dear, we noticed.

:rolleyes:

[lostsadie]

,sdrawkcab kniht ot ekil I
.dnatsrednu t'now ro t'nac rehtie elpoeP !yaw siht etacinumoc ot drah s'ti tub

[Brynn]

yes dear, we noticed.

:rolleyes:
what a nice safe thread this is.
http://wagner.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pancake_bunny_1.jpg

[Odbe]

^ I needed that

[lostsadie]

The pancake looks like it has lips and is talking...do you know what it's saying?

[eepsilon]

its whistling the theme song from warner bros Merrie Melodies.

[Jack Flanders]

Eat me with butter and maple syrup but ditch the hare first.

[Odbe]

♪I look for a man♪
♪to turn me into a hare♪

[Brynn]

It's saying
"I vahnt to be alone."

[Coffee]

Its saying "FVCK U, I DO NOT HAVE A WILD HARE UP MY ASS (clearly it is domesticated)"

[topcat]

Eat me with butter and maple syrup but ditch the hare first.

there is just so many comments to make here,but i guess you will have to use your own imagination

[Jack Flanders]

Well, to be honest, that was the re-re-re-editted version. :D My first comment was totally X-rated and got me giggling imagining what comments I would inspire from all the sickos (not to name names!)

[lostsadie]

And what it thinking is:

"don't tell me all it took was a talking pancake to kill this tread"

pithithithith
:p

[topcat]

penis

[eepsilon]

Nope.... Its Penii

[Jack Flanders]

Double-trouble, yes?

[brightpearl]

I think I killed the "how are you feeling thread" in Frieda's forum. Somebody jump start it? I don't have the gravitas to double-post.

[trisherina]

MMMmm, gravitas. Good on mashed potatoes!

[Tunesmith]

I prefer ketchup on mine, though it begins to look like a dinnertable crime scene several minutes in.

[T.I.P.]

http://www.facethewind.com/chase2004/may11_tumbleweed1.jpg

[Tunesmith]

I feel so PROUD! My ketchup-y comment almost did this poor thread in...that was what, a five day run? :D

[Brynn]

http://www.ee0r.com/proj/images/jammies.jpg

[xerocs]

die thread!

[Avalon]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/sullijwiii/Other/killer.jpg

[brightpearl]

I think my lobster phone killed the subtitle thread. Maybe it will kill this one, too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/basurreal.jpg

[Tunesmith]

http://www.stelarc.va.com.au/quarterear/earanim.gif

[T.I.P.]

^ nice attempt to thread kill using hypnosis :rolleyes:

[Tunesmith]

^ I thought it might do the trick ;)

[Avalon]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/S/Y/bush_horsemen.jpg

[DiggerDude]

^thats pretty awsome. Don't see it ending a thread though

[T.I.P.]

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/lips2.jpg

[lostsadie]

um, somehow I feel violated, that's not a sink is it?

[Tunesmith]

um, somehow I feel violated, that's not a sink is it?

Good guess, sadie ;)

http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/E/C/urinal_fly_sm.jpg

[Odbe]

I think my lobster phone killed the subtitle thread. Maybe it will kill this one, too.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/basurreal.jpg

Whooaaa, that's by that surrealist dude, isn't it?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.monasette.com/blog/gallery/mweelrea/mweelrea_sheep.jpg

[craig johnston]

new zealand? or scotland?
either one would be a fitting thread killer.

[Brynn]

hi. just checking to see what my post count is up to now.

[lostsadie]

that

[lostsadie]

is

[lostsadie]

a

[lostsadie]

good

[lostsadie]

idea

[T.I.P.]

http://drzaius.ics.uci.edu/blogs/danyelf/archives/alt_binaries.PNG

[Tunesmith]

http://www.imagecontent.com/default_files/image001.jpg

[Avalon]

http://members.optusnet.com.au/yeseron/Thread%20pics/this_thread_rocks.jpg

[lukkucairi]

are we dead yet?

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t051/T051586A.jpg

[lostsadie]

Posts multiply like rabbits around here

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/Bonnets_Kids_5-4-07.jpg

[T.I.P.]

THIS THREAD ROXX !!!!

<img src = "http://www.adventurespacific.com/unjimages/imagesStock/humpbackbreachpecfins.jpg" width = "600">

[Master_Jedi]

i rock ur mom

[T.I.P.]

* slaps thread with dead fish *

[brightpearl]

^^Lemmee help you.
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZMKCLyhBBwI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZMKCLyhBBwI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
The best 15 seconds of film ever recorded.

[funkytuba]

*yawn*

[Odbe]

mutter mutter.... ...mustn't die....

[T.I.P.]

<img src="http://www.dunedinhighlandgames.com/mike.jpg" width="300">

[Brynn]

http://www.weddingdressguy.com/images/hween.jpg

[lostsadie]

^^^^
This disturbs me very much

[Brynn]

That's why it's here :)

[craig johnston]

http://www.manager-magazin.de/img/0,1020,425901,00.jpg

[Tunesmith]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/68/200178827_34ef2cd93d.jpg

[craig johnston]

so when we're really talking about evil guys, i mean stalin, mao, hitler,
jimmy carter.........etc etc

:rolleyes:

[Tunesmith]

http://myspace-651.vo.llnwd.net/00614/15/61/614961651_l.gif

rare video footage of the fabled "awkward turtle"

[Coffee]

By Craig Johnston

i have an acquaintance
who crochets sperm out of wire.
.

[Brynn]

he could have meant sperm whales
at a certain scale, they might even look somewhat similar

[Coffee]

Ah well...I "thought" it was thread killer material.

[Brynn]

sarcasm's hard to convey without emoticons


He could have meant sperm whales :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;) :D
on a certain scale blah blah blah :confused: :) :D ;)

[lukkucairi]

glub glub glub

http://www.fantasybedtimehour.com/episodes/images/ep3/tequila.jpg

[Avalon]

http://www.breadonthewaters.com/add/0888_nuclear_explosion_large_clipart.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

http://myspace-651.vo.llnwd.net/00614/15/61/614961651_l.gif

rare video footage of the fabled "awkward turtle"

That's sort of cute/funny? :)

[Odbe]

http://myspace-651.vo.llnwd.net/00614/15/61/614961651_l.gif

rare video footage of the fabled "awkward turtle"

Go speedy, go!

[Tunesmith]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/286888/2/istockphoto_286888_speedy_turtle.jpg

[Odbe]

May the forks be with you.
http://www.amgmedia.com/freephotos/forks.jpg

[Tunesmith]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Body-in-Transition.jpg

[T.I.P.]

http://www.richardpettinger.com/blog/images/stupid_cat.jpg

[funkytuba]

^^^ sorry, that feline looks too old to effect a Bonsai Kitten... try a younger one

[Tunesmith]

Damn, only a two week run for the puberty pic. :(

[Brynn]

Bonsai kitties. I specifically asked for one for Christmas and was told I had to do it myself (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/squishGray.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/gray.html&h=216&w=288&sz=30&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=tG3JVQ-ljpL_DM:&tbnh=86&tbnw=115&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbonsai%2Bkitty%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG) :(

[T.I.P.]

^ :D

Damn, only a two week run for the puberty pic. :(

hey man, you almost made it to page 4

keep trying !

[Tunesmith]

http://stopgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sense.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

Nope! Brita is good.

[brightpearl]

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/whipper.jpg
senseless budgerigary

[craig johnston]

pearly, you couldn't kill a thread if you tried.

:rolleyes:

[brightpearl]

http://www.tabletoptelephone.com/~hopspage/MagicJoe.Jpg

[T.I.P.]

^ good candidate

[craig johnston]

fart oo interesting

[brightpearl]

http://www.32768.com/bill/weblog/static/2003_09_04/spiral_w200_s2_800x800-thumb.png

[Tunesmith]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/21/nyregion/22birds-600.jpg

[brightpearl]

Dangit, I thought I had done it with that last one of mine. I've been smug about it for weeks...

[topcat]

i thought i would say something but changed my mind

[Large Marge]

So how's the "For Future Reference" thread?

[Earthling]

Seems i need to start buying larger diapers now.:o
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t25/ramogod/diaperscopy.jpg

[Brynn]

http://citizen.nfb.ca/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/pallaviv-crying.JPG

I'm really upset and angry and apprehensive and I just want to sit here in the thread killers thread and wig out for a while, thank you.

[brightpearl]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/05/30/japanese-eye-lashes.jpg

[T.I.P.]

http://music.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/james-hetfield.jpg

Die
By my post
I creep across the board
Killing first-born thread

[topcat]

f u cuk in ng d e ad

[Jack Flanders]

nice try!! don't think much could kill a threat around here now that J. T. is hiding.

[T.I.P.]

http://www.wnd.com/images2/wohlfordchest1.jpg


Great grandma's tattoo: 'Do Not Resuscitate'
80-year-old woman wants no mistake if she's ever incapacitated

A great grandmother wants to make it absolutely clear where she stands should she ever become incapacitated.

Thus, at age 80, Mary Wohlford of Decorah, Iowa, has had the phrase "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" tattooed on her chest.

"People might think I'm crazy, but that's OK," Wohlford told the Des Moines Register. "Sometimes the nuttiest ideas are the most advanced."

If Terri Schiavo had a "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoo, Wohlford said, "then her husband could have said, 'See, it's right here. This is what she wanted.' But she verbalized it, so they had this big rigmarole."

While she admits some might find her tattoo amusing, she says her motive is serious, hoping people consider what might happen if their personal wishes on living or dying are not clear.

"This is a modern day and age," she said. "You have to advance with the times. We never even had a living will 20 years ago. Now I think we've got to go to the next step."

In addition to the placard on her chest, Wohlford has a more binding document in a prominent place. She has signed a living will and has hung it on the side of her refrigerator.

[brightpearl]

DO NOT RESUSCITATE

[T.I.P.]

<img src="http://www.dutchdesignevents.com/images_OA_0506/moma_safe/NVVE/pennign_lg.jpg" width ="400">

[brightpearl]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/images/2006/04/frog.jpg

[Tunesmith]

DO NOT RESUSCITATE

worth a try... :rolleyes:

[Tunesmith]

I'm merging the Thread Killers/image association threads just for this moment. it's too good a chance to pass up:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213006354_c9a5a93ed8.jpg

[brightpearl]

killer salad
http://blog.ecr.co.za/breakfast/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/killer-lettuce1-1.jpg

[Odbe]

http://www.fixpert.com/images/surly/03.jpg

[T.I.P.]

"do not" rescuscitate

[Hyakujo's Fox]

"ha"

[Pixie Cherries]

Of course, you are free to insert the political team or candidate of your choice...


<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/lollicherries/zefrank/clintons.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

BTW - Brightpearl, the frog is brilliant. And Tunesmith's pigs are divine.

[Coffee]

phlebodium

[Hyakujo's Fox]

now ^that's ruthless

[xfox]

^right.

[auntie aubrey]

phlebodium

noun
chiefly epiphytic tropical ferns with free veins bearing sori


OH GREAT NOW I GOTTA LOOK UP EPIPHYTIC AND SORI.

[Coffee]

Fark...and it was working soooo well in the Dictionary thread. Thought it would finally put this thread to rest.:(

[funkytuba]

not a chance, javaboy

[xfox]

'Tis the season

[Avalon]

http://www.tracyslapband.com/photogallery/mr_six_old_guy_lg.jpg

[Tunesmith]

http://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpghttp://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpghttp://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpg
http://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpghttp://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpghttp://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpg
http://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpghttp://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpghttp://i.timeinc.net/time/2007/moralityquiz/175_baby.jpg

[brightpearl]

noooooooo
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/885/35060710.JPG

[T.I.P.]

^ nice streak pearly :)


http://filmjournal.net/john/files/2007/09/west.jpg

"I'm going to kill this thread if it's the last thing I do"

[Coffee]

I'm rooting for you T.I.P.

Really.

Truly.

Seriously.

You CAN do it.

[T.I.P.]

why thank you what a kind thought

[Brynn]

T.I.P. sweetie, what Coffee means is that you should step aside and let someone with some real experience at killing threads try to do the job.

But it's not going to happen because I like to come here whenever I feel like being myself and boost my post count for fun, and talk about words like phlebodium and other things.

I like to think of it as my own personal thread.

[Brynn]

I encourage you to do the same.

[Brynn]

Look, a marshmallow cake.
http://australiaentertains.com.au/wp-content/Marshmallow%20Cake.JPG

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I'd like to see someone reply to that.

[Avalon]

http://homepage.mac.com/omegaosx/.Pictures/dead_thread.jpg

[Avalon]

I'd like to see someone reply to that.


http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/marshmallow.jpg

[T.I.P.]

i revived this thread

it's my right to kill it !

http://www.virgingames.com/poker/blog/Blogcontent/binary/chop.jpg

[Brynn]

Deftly done :)

if you're ever in Zimbawe (http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/taking-a-swim-in-the-devils-pool.html)

[T.I.P.]

shouldn't they be wearing barrels ?? :confused:

[Bobby]

I wonder how much you could sue for if your relative went over the edge...

[brightpearl]

I'm devastated that my long streak has been broken, and by one of my friends, too.
Et tu, TIPe?

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/21/ironchef_051021115737271_wideweb__300x450,1.jpg

[Brynn]

that yellow pepper really adds something!

[Brynn]

Okay, here's my idea for a stormin' hot screenplay.
It opens on a green meadow. we look at that for a really really long while and out of the beautiful blue sky falls the shell of a swimming pool. It breaks into a million pieces. Beat.
V.O. #1
Okay. that did not go as well as we thought it might.

V.O. #2
Not at all, my friend. Not at all.

New meadow, new day. In the center, a giant hole has been dug that is roughly kidney shaped. Suddenly, another big, uninstalled swimming pool falls from the sky, this time landing sort of in the middle, but off-kilter. As it lands, it cracks in two.

V.O #1
We are getting there.

V.O.#2
My bad. I got the math all wrong.

V.O.#1
(cheerfully)We get what we pay for.

V.O.#2
We get what we pay for.

V.O.#1
That's all I'm saying.

[T.I.P.]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/21/ironchef_051021115737271_wideweb__300x450,1.jpg

i saw a bartender that looked a lot like that last night...just replace the yellow pepper with a gin & tonic & red straw

and add a nose ring

[Brynn]

so the real trouble with hanging too much suet outside is that if you attract too many birds (is that possible? Yes!) then you end up with a large amount of bird droppings all over the bricks on the the backyard patio. I'm not complaining - just amazed that I didn't think of that sooner.

[brightpearl]

The pepper-eating dude is from one of my all-time favorite shows...Iron Chef. Only the Japanese version is good. The American one is *ptooey*.

I love the ones where they make abalone cheesecake and such. Good times.

[lukkucairi]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/21/ironchef_051021115737271_wideweb__300x450,1.jpg

I must have this outfit.

I MUST.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Deftly done :)

if you're ever in Zimbawe (http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/taking-a-swim-in-the-devils-pool.html)

COOL! Combines two of my favorite things...water and heights. Man, I need a vacation.

[Stephi_B]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4401422/2/istockphoto_4401422_ekg_electrocardiogram_xxl.jpg

[Bobby]

So what? I stack biscuits.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/4401422/2/istockphoto_4401422_ekg_electrocardiogram_xxl.jpg

Since I can't PM you but I don't want to miss the wonderful opportunity of wishing you an extra happy birthday I'm doing it here, loveliest.
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/102/happybirthdaypresentswirb4.gif

[Brynn]

http://www.burleson-arabians.com/images/scout_noel_nyc_hotel.jpg

this hotel takes pets

[Herri Batasuna]

A few nights ago a guy I used to know got as a shadow out of the twilight zone and put a blanket over me, because I was lying in my bed but without my blanket. I woke up with a great shock :eek: , and after I woke up, I saw that it was still in the middle of the night, and the shadow who was the guy I used to know (who is a crazy psycho anyway) retreated through the closed window out into the night. :confused:

[Tunesmith]

^^ makes me think of:

http://www.cinemahype.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/rowdy2.jpg

[T.I.P.]

cultural reference high five !!

http://members.iinet.net.au/~carlm/misc/jrnl_scrubs.jpg

[Brynn]

http://worldofwonder.net/image2/natlhi5day041907.jpg

[T.I.P.]

^nice try there brynnie

i'm going to make pulp out of this bread

http://static.flickr.com/34/166381465_f915839ed3.jpg

[brightpearl]

^That's disgusting.

Who wants to hear about botflies?

[T.I.P.]

GO TO YOUR ROOM

http://images.salon.com/mwt/image/2000/09/27/your_room/story.jpg

[Brynn]

http://carboncopy.hobix.com/archives/4%20sad%20chubby.jpg

[T.I.P.]

.

[Brynn]

.?
!

[brightpearl]

oh no you di'int
http://www.terrierman.com/prozac-dog.jpg

[T.I.P.]

uh huh yes i dit

[T.I.P.]

i roule this thread

[T.I.P.]

bouyah !

[brightpearl]

No offense to your chihuahua friend of course.

[T.I.P.]

he says none taken

[brightpearl]

http://www.eightyseven.nl/work/21_macaroni.jpg

[xfox]

shanghaied in a noodle factory

[brightpearl]

I'll have you know that's macaroni.

Noodle sculpture.
As if.
;)

[Brynn]

I knew that. :)

I have new fears about hotlinking now that I see so many blank posts.

I'm drinking lemonade wid da liddle bit da debbel juice innit rat now. Only one because it's fattening.

Favorite moment of the day: coming home from a very nice temp job on the bus, I thought I would have to stand the whole way, but then almost immediately got a window seat so I could comfortably read my low-brow Janet Evanovich mystery without getting motion sickness. I lead a charmed life.

[brightpearl]

I'm drinking lemonade wid da liddle bit da debbel juice innit rat now.

In my head you are saying this like the voodoo queen in Pirates of teh Caribbean.
fearless hotlinking:
http://z.about.com/d/kidstvmovies/1/0/P/9/tia.jpg

[Brynn]

that's me! :eek:
Hey you girly thang, 'sup???? I like that sequence of pictures of the snail that I just saw.
Is it hot in Texas?
Hey! I met our favorite ex-patriot - I have to say, he sounds very left-brain when leaving messages, but of course he's not to be categorized so neatly, now is he? And we talked about you. We both think you're neat.

[Brynn]

:o I forgot to try to kill the thread again, ha ha.

Look! Enough fried crickets for everyone!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Fried_crickets_in_Cambodia.jpg/800px-Fried_crickets_in_Cambodia.jpg

[funkytuba]

ooh.
ooh.
I want one.



so I can put it down the back of someone's shirt.

[brightpearl]

I like that sequence of pictures of the snail that I just saw.
Is it hot in Texas?
Hey! I met our favorite ex-patriot - I have to say, he sounds very left-brain when leaving messages, but of course he's not to be categorized so neatly, now is he? And we talked about you. We both think you're neat.

That snail is me. I hope. Streeeeeeeeeech.

It is hot in TX, but not as hot as it was a couple of weeks ago. Actually rained yesterday. The cats were alarmed.

Our friend is very left-brained, but he keeps his left brain inside his right brain.
Why did you waste your time there talking about me? :rolleyes: But coming from you two, "neat" is a lovely compliment. Y'all are the cat's pajamas, too.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/copycatcouture/uglycat2.jpg

har de har har.
:D

[lukkucairi]

^ oh god, the testicles!

[Brynn]

I think he really likes his sweater!!!! :D

Actually, I believe the exact phrase was "very, very special"

[T.I.P.]

Y'all are the cat's pajamas, too.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a67/copycatcouture/uglycat2.jpg


I often wonder where beryl gets these horrid pictures.

I can easily picture her googling things like "gross creatures" or "evolutionary anomalies" or "squishy gastropods" for hours at a time :D

[brightpearl]

I believe the search phrase was "ugly cat." It was a total bonus that I found one wearing pajamas. And I never search more than 4 pages, but I often skip around and rely on kismet.

That's how I found this one.
http://www.savingadvice.com/images/blog/hello-kitty-plush-dress.jpg