the subtitle thread! weeeeee!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://static.userland.com/sh4/images/booknotes/turkeyBush.jpg

1st Dude: Man, that turkey's behaviour is so embarassing!
2nd Dude: Yes, but he is still the President...

[agentsmith]

http://impactfun.com/images/games/sumo2.jpg

[masterofNone]

every picture of this guy makes him look like an idiot. have at it...
http://www.realcities.com/images/realcities/krwashington/8230/67735516140.jpg

[nycwriters]

http://www.realcities.com/images/realcities/krwashington/8230/67735516140.jpg

Stratergy ...

S ... T .... R ... uh, um, oh yeah... A ... uh, hoo boy, T? oh to hell with it, it's pronounced STRAT-ER-GEE. Any questions?

[Frieda]

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/freakypirate/knollen.jpg

[AllegroNg]

Woah wait, what are those, hamsters?

[Frieda]

:D haha yeah a whole truck full of hamsters!! :D HAHA!!

[Frieda]

okay people, a bump for this thread because i need your help..

below is a picture of three of my friends a few years ago, can you make up a good caption for this one?

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG

thanky! :)

[Coffee]

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG
Geschlecht-Ausbildung 101 (Sex Ed intro course level)
*International Note--- In US high schools they use Budweiser.


edit...sorry...forgot, you're Dutch

Sex Opvoeding 101


This all assuming that babel fish knows it's shite.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Frieda

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG



"Dude! where's my Heiney?"

"Caught looking the other direction, our heroes were quickly defeated by the Tremendously Skunky Beer"

"Peter Jackson experiments with forced perspective for his sequel to the Rings Trilogy: The Heinekillion"

[Frieda]

yay! :D you guys are great!!

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by Frieda

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG



"A Heiney and Three Assholes" (not sure if that one will translate well)


"Bueller? Bueller?"

"The cast of 'Wim en Dorus' Uitstekend Avontuur' take a break between takes."

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by Frieda
http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG

Three of these things belong together
Three of these things are kind of the same
Can you guess which one of these doesn't belong here?
Now it's time to play our game (time to play our game).

[Coffee]

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG

*Three Blondes and a confused kid*

[Frieda]

this is cool :)

[Smartypants]

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG
"Oh my god, she CAN open a beer bottle with that thing!"

[Smartypants]

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG

"Well YOU two may think it's fascinating, but I don't really want to end up with sores like that."

[Smartypants]

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG

"I think her hypnotizing ray only works on blonds. All it does to me is make my teeth hurt."

[Smartypants]

http://www.angelfire.com/apes2/freakypirate/PICT0763.JPG

"I agree with you two that she's the most beautiful woman ever born, but MAN does she ever sing off-key!"

[Clytie]

.

[funkytuba]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos22/cruise-cruz.jpg

"Of course i'm positive...


How'd your test results turn out?"

[nycwriters]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos22/cruise-cruz.jpg


"... and sometimes when weeee touch,
the honesty's tooooo much,
and I have to close my eyyyyyees and crryyyyyyy-aye!"

[nycwriters]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos22/cruise-cruz.jpg


"Darling! .... Is that a zit on your cheek?!!!!"


"What do you mean I'm gay?!" "

[lapietra]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos22/cruise-cruz.jpg


"Merkin?!!??!! What's a merkin?"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos22/cruise-cruz.jpg

What do you mean? Of course I'm not wearing platform shoes!

[ally]

that's got to be why he likes her so much huh?

[masterofNone]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/offbeat/gallery/2004/0604/01.ap.jpg

[Smartypants]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/offbeat/gallery/2004/0604/01.ap.jpg

Now you did it!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/offbeat/gallery/2004/0604/01.ap.jpg

Nike denies any problems with their new range of airbags.

[agentsmith]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/offbeat/gallery/2004/0604/01.ap.jpg

soccer player beckham denies any involvment in the '98 rampage.

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by masterofNone
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/offbeat/gallery/2004/0604/01.ap.jpg

Just Do it!

[Hermione]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040628/mdf611568.jpg

I wonder if I can try out for the part of Legolas in LOTR..

[daverbee]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040628/mdf611568.jpg

o/'
Iiiiit's a small world aaafter all!
Iiiiiiiiit's a small world aaaaaafter all!
Iiiiiiiiiiit's a small world aaaaaaaafter all,
It's a small, smaaaaall worrrrrrrld! o/'

[Hermione]

HAHAHAHA!:)

[Aphrodite]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040628/mdf611568.jpg



Don't you have any little ear pieces? I want one like Uhura wore.

[lapietra]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040628/mdf611568.jpg

Okay... so you're saying if I continue to flap my ears while listening to this song, I'll be able to make it to the Pentagon?
Hmmmm... catchy...."I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring, I saw a polka-dot railroad tie...But I think I will have seen everything when I see an elephant fly..."

[RuneT]

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos22/cruise-cruz.jpg

I can't believe i dumped Nicole for this...

[Hermione]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg

Do glasses make me look smart?

[Aphrodite]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg

You can't hit me. I have Glasses! It's not fair to force violence on a weaker country, uh I mean individual.

[Frieda]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg
is this the autocue on the inside of my glasses? a stain? oh..

[Coffee]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg

Ahhh...yes, thanks, the glasses help...I can see the booger now.

[Smartypants]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg

Well, of course it's true. I said it, didn't I?

[Aphrodite]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg
I don't know how many fingers I'm holding up. I can't see out of these glasses any better than the others.
Two?

[Coffee]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20040902/capt.rncc10509021642.cvn_bush_rncc105.jpg

Do these new glasses make my forehead look wrinkley?

[Coffee]

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/rdonlyres/BBC50BC5-532E-4717-A09B-E7CBF48875C0/15626/91E8F09A59E54FDEB13593FB31713806.jpg

See, I told you...and it don't stink either.

[Avalon]

[/i]
[B]http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/rdonlyres/BBC50BC5-532E-4717-A09B-E7CBF48875C0/15626/91E8F09A59E54FDEB13593FB31713806.jpg


Everybody's doing it
doing it, doing it,
Picking their nose
and chewing it, chewing it!

[Hermione]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041115/i/r1931950904.jpg

[rmr]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041115/i/r1931950904.jpg

totally fine
swear
i'm totally fine

[trisherina]

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041115/i/r1931950904.jpg

I am SO sick of people asking if these are REAL, okay?

[Spicy Jack]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041115/i/r1931950904.jpg

o/ You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart and
My heart will go on and on o/

[funkytuba]

<img src=http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041115/i/r1931950904.jpg>
Ya know, I could definitely go for a wardrobe malfunction right about now.

[Coffee]

<img src=http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041115/i/r1931950904.jpg>

Do these boobs make my eyebrows look smaller?

[daverbee]

Originally posted by surbhi
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041115/i/r1931950904.jpg o/' Like a virrrgin!
Touched for the very first time!
Like a vir-ir-ir-irgin!...o/'

[Hermione]

http://mona-lisa.org/condoleezza_rice.jpg

[Frieda]

http://mona-lisa.org/condoleezza_rice.jpg
"what do you mean, i'm related to michael jackson??"

[Frieda]

http://www.geop.ubc.ca/people/gorman/clare/photos/teletubbies/PB200010.jpg

[Magpie]

http://www.geop.ubc.ca/people/gorman/clare/photos/teletubbies/PB200010.jpg
"Tinky Winky continues to corupt young boys by teaching them how to pee outside when no potty is available."

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.dianebondareff.com/ricky_martin.jpg

[agentsmith]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
http://www.dianebondareff.com/ricky_martin.jpg

MOTHER OF GOD I'VE THROWN OUT MY BACK!!!!!!!

[Gatsby]

http://www.dianebondareff.com/ricky_martin.jpg

"Note how a carefully placed roll of coins can enhance your appeal exponentially."

[agentsmith]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/deepblack/larc22.bmp

[Gatsby]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/deepblack/larc22.bmp

Oh, that puts a new face on the phrase "pole racking!"

[Frieda]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

i'm not afraid of you. see this rock? i'm so strong i can crush it with my bare hands!

[craig johnston]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg


so, i met this girl from liverpool, and now all i have is this...

[Hermione]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

"My wee wee is this big"

[Frieda]

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3586/germanbio313eb.jpg

[Aphrodite]

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3586/germanbio313eb.jpg
I am having cramps. Too much coffee, too much coffee.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

Yeah, well guess what? Here's the world's smallest bongo drum, and I'm playing it just for you.

[madasacutsnake]

Well, first of all I was like this:

<img src=http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3586/germanbio313eb.jpg>

and then this came out:

<img src=http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg>

No. I don't know how it got there.

[Smartypants]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

"Your rabbit has been coming into my yard and eating my flowers, and I have THIS to prove it."

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

Well if I wasn't abducted by aliens, can you explain how this morning I found this in my nose?

[Smartypants]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

"I thought you told me that if I ate these, people would stop laughing at me."

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

So... you're saying this a magic bean?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

See this pill? It has absolutely no taste, lowers mood, and causes both nausea and constipation, yet it's extremely popular in Germany, just like me.

[madasacutsnake]

<img src=http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg>

"So, Snake, you reckon this thallium will make me even more popular?"

[sparticle]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

"Viagra, my ass -- these aren't even the right color. Sayyyyy, is that a goat over there?"

[Avalon]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg


All of my talent contained right here in this Milk Dud? Amazing!

[tsunamimom]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg


What I paid for was an eighth of black - I didn't get nuffink off this, man, nuffink!

[daverbee]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

No, it's much bigger than this, I just use the bean as a comparison tool...

[daverbee]

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3586/germanbio313eb.jpg

FAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

"This is a dingleberry? What's a dingleberry?"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.animalcrackers.com.au/images/gallery/panda.gif

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and help save an endangered species?

[12"razormix]

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3586/germanbio313eb.jpg

hit me baby one more time ...

[funkytuba]

http://www.animalcrackers.com.au/images/gallery/panda.gif
"Have you seen my stapler?"

[l'azizza]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7811/499stuntgonebadcaptionvi5.jpg

[l'azizza]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2401/494shrekcaptionre6.jpg

[Max Headroom]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7811/499stuntgonebadcaptionvi5.jpg

Shit

[smellyrayzin]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7811/499stuntgonebadcaptionvi5.jpg

♪ he flies through the air with the greatest of ease
our daring young man on the flying trapeze ♪ .... well, motorcycle.

[moses sandles]

http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/GermanKR12.jpg

"The Fonz ain't got nuttin' on me!"

[moses sandles]

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/3586/germanbio313eb.jpg

"Billie Jean is not my...... lover?"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/28/32n_clinton1RHS2.jpg

[funkytuba]

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/28/32n_clinton1RHS2.jpg

The dress I was wearing when posing for my bust in the museum of sex (http://www.gridskipper.com/assets/resources/2006/08/clinton.jpg) only came up to about... here.

[Odbe]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7811/499stuntgonebadcaptionvi5.jpg
Wait, wait! You left your exhaust pipe!

[Coffee]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7811/499stuntgonebadcaptionvi5.jpg
Photoshop practice image #5 ... Lesson, simple backgrounds..

[topcat]

forget it

[12"razormix]

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2401/494shrekcaptionre6.jpg

and life continued. as it always will.
fiona had started to visit the local tanning salon.
the visits gave her life a purpose and some kind of normalcy.
she was a princess, dammit. had he already forgotten?

the swamp. he dreamed a lot about the swamp.
this year's vacation was not what he had imagined.
"'paramount' my arse" he thought.
the beautiful woman by his side was supposed to make it all worthwhile.
a sigh escaped his chest. had they made a huge mistake?

[lostsadie]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/7811/499stuntgonebadcaptionvi5.jpg


"Play it off...if you act like it is part of the show the audience will never know you screwed up"

[daverbee]

http://www.mdcclxxvi.us/media/7/20060515-one-monkey-two-monkey.jpg

"I can see my house from here!

[Brynn]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/20060515-one-monkey-two-monkey.jpg
"Giant woman gives birth to sextuplets."

[Brynn]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f377/ciroccojones/avatars/FingerofGod.jpg

[daverbee]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f377/ciroccojones/avatars/FingerofGod.jpg


Damnit! I told you not to touch the button!

[Coffee]

http://www.mdcclxxvi.us/media/7/20060515-one-monkey-two-monkey.jpg
Photoshop practice image #14 "before image". Lesson goals; remove wires and create "Elite USMC Riverdance and Levitation Team" image.

[Coffee]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/coffeespics/stuff/USMCEliteRiverdanceandLevitationTea.jpg

Photoshop practice image #14 "after image"

[lostsadie]

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/stippitt/20060515-one-monkey-two-monkey.jpg

[lostsadie]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f377/ciroccojones/avatars/FingerofGod.jpg

And on the 8th day...(which to humans felt like thousands of years; but what do they know) God looked over the project one last time and decided that "no, that's really not what I meant at all" and pressed the undo all button. Sadly for humans he decided not to consult congress, but I think he knew it would have taken at least an extra ten days.. his time.

[auntie aubrey]

"Giant woman gives birth to sextuplets."

it took me a moment to get it, then i threw my head back and laughed hysterically. best one so far for that image.

[Brynn]

:D

[Jack Flanders]

:D :D

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i5.tinypic.com/3zvu2ch.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif

It says the odds of you or me ever getting laid are just too large to compute.

[auntie aubrey]

http://i5.tinypic.com/3zvu2ch.jpg

BOOOOOOOING!

[daverbee]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif

"The computer claims the herringbone pattern on the floor is giving it a headache."
"What the hell does it know? If it's so smart it can damn well replace the floor itself."
"Funny you should mention that, it put in an order for 5,000 square feet of red oak flooring."

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif

It says the odds of you or me ever getting laid are just too large to compute.

And the boys were heard to say, "Shoot!! I thought for sure this time we wowed the gals!"

[brightpearl]

The Hoff string a while back was brilliant.

I found this the other day, and I don't know what to think about it. Have at you:
http://www.hgd.com/alison/photos/4faces.jpg

[daverbee]

http://www.hgd.com/alison/photos/4faces.jpg

Uma Thurman stars as Pippi Longstockings.
This time, it's personal!

[Frieda]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif

"that wasn't chicken"

[T.I.P.]

http://www.hgd.com/alison/photos/4faces.jpg

Gertrude grinned as she spotted her future husband from the other side of the playground.

"I shall ignore him- he'll think I'm mysterious and won't resist the urge to come talk to me."

Gertrude quickly realized that her plan was failing when she spotted him talking to the little red-haired girl.

In a desperate ploy to win him over, she pushed aside the little red-haired girl and exclaimed: "Will you dance with me ?"

[Coffee]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif

WTF is this jibberish!!! Millions spent on this blasted machine and all it can spit out is 10011010100111001010010011100010100100100011100110 0101010010

[funkytuba]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif
"it says... 'I HAVE A BUG... PLEASE CALL THE EXTERMINATOR'"

[daverbee]

http://diabah.farvista.net/wcff/wcff199.jpg



http://diabah.farvista.net/wcff/wcff193.jpg



http://diabah.farvista.net/wcff/wcff204.jpg


These should keep y'all busy for a while...

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ I don't think so!:rolleyes: :p

[funkytuba]

http://diabah.farvista.net/wcff/wcff199.jpg
http://diabah.farvista.net/wcff/wcff193.jpg
http://diabah.farvista.net/wcff/wcff204.jpg
These should keep y'all busy for a while...
Daver learns the humiliation of hotlinking to sites that don't allow hotlinking after you've already got them in your image cache.

[daverbee]

Grrrrrrrrr!
Now I'm gonna have to go out and find the dam* things on my own.
Fergit it!
Move along, nothing to see here...

[Brynn]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif
"It wants to know if we want fries with that."

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif

It says "YOU PUNY HUMANS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY MIGHTY VALVE ARRAY!"

[daverbee]

http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/history/witch.gif


"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes..."
"This is getting scary..."

[daverbee]

http://66.49.151.193/George%20Bush%20flys.gif


http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/pacifier.jpg


http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/ronaldmcdonald.jpg

[Bman]

http://66.49.151.193/George%20Bush%20flys.gif


http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/pacifier.jpg


http://weirdpicturearchive.com/img/ronaldmcdonald.jpg

...doo doo doo doo DANGER ZONE sha-na-na-na-na-na-na

[Coffee]

http://66.49.151.193/George%20Bush%20flys.gif

How does this costume...I mean Uniform... look on me?

[daverbee]

http://66.49.151.193/George%20Bush%20flys.gif


We secretly put George Bush's head on the body of a real man. Let's see what happens...

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://66.49.151.193/George%20Bush%20flys.gif

I uh never uh realised Iraq was so uh water uh wet in the uh sea uh heh

[brightpearl]

http://www.audiomastermind.us/wp-content/images/black_metal.jpg

O-kaaaaaaaaaay.
Any takers?

[daverbee]

http://www.audiomastermind.us/wp-content/images/black_metal.jpg


Legolas had always had a secret desire to be lead guitarist for Kiss. Now, with Sauron out of the way and all the subsequent publicity, his dream would at last come true!

[T.I.P.]

http://www.audiomastermind.us/wp-content/images/black_metal.jpg

In an attempt to diversify its late night viewer base, PBS has decided to integrate short S&M scenes into its regularly scheduled 3AM nature documentaries. The S&M actors guild remains dubious about this move, and rumours of a strike are circulating.

[Avalon]

http://www.audiomastermind.us/wp-content/images/black_metal.jpg

Torn between his allegiance to Gene Simmons and King Arthur, an unhappy Paul Stanley retreats to the woods for solitude and reflection.

[Jack Flanders]

^^^ ...with a shit load of pancake makeup.

[Frieda]

http://www.audiomastermind.us/wp-content/images/black_metal.jpg

NI! ... Peng! ... NI! ... Wom!

[brightpearl]

That was so much fun that I can't resist posting this one.
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.audiomastermind.us/wp-content/images/black_metal.jpg

I never wanted to be a lord of death metal anyway. I always wanted to be a lumberjack, leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

So then my manager says "Jimmy", "Jimmy" he says, "Don't worry, you can wear a mask too, so when the photo appears on the album cover, no-one will know it's you."

[Avalon]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

They say: before you leave the house, glance in the mirror; then, take one thing off. Jimmy was thankful he remembered to heed that advice and removed those unsightly hands from his wrist watch. He was now ready to face the world!

[brightpearl]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

I just thought of one myself.
"The cumberbund is good, but I"m not sure this pantsuit is manly enough. We need to punch up the testosterone a bit. I need something that will evoke the swagger of Zorro, or the Lone Ranger, or...or Liberace!

Wait, I've got a great idea!"

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

"Man, I really like Las Vegas!!!" Elvis Presley

[Brynn]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg
"She's a lil' bit country...I'm a lil' bit ROCK and ROLL!"

[Brynn]

http://66.49.151.193/George%20Bush%20flys.gif

"Ah said, 'Trick or Treat!' Then, you give me candy, I see my shadow, then I run back inside until Lincoln's birthday. I don't see what the problem is."

[T.I.P.]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

Saving money on costume and prop design thanks to blue screen technology is no longer enough. The studio has demanded that actors wear blue masks so that they may play multiple roles at once.

[brightpearl]

Good one, TIP, and I love Brynn's prez one up there.

Here's another one:
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg
Unsure that his hair helmet would adequately shield him from the throngs of clamoring fans, Bobby donned his protective eye gear and braved the stage.

[daverbee]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

New this season on NBC!


o/' He's hip! He's cool!
He's a disco lovin' fool!
The Son of Zorro and Elvis
Is comin' to a town near youuuuuuuu! o/'

[Coffee]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

Includes Orion's hit single "Bring it on Liberace".

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg

batman: the queer years.

[Brynn]

http://i5.tinypic.com/3zvu2ch.jpg
Doctors were astonished when Carl Young, a pre-med student at Harvard, arrived at the ER early Tuesday, having been surgically reassembled by college buddies while drunk.

[funkytuba]

<img src=http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6002/joyce13bc.jpg width=250><img src=http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg width=250><img src=http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6002/joyce13bc.jpg width=250><img src=http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg width=250>
<img src=http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg width=250><img src=http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6002/joyce13bc.jpg width=250><img src=http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/orionreborn.jpg width=250><img src=http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6002/joyce13bc.jpg width=250>

...sittin in a tree....

[Brynn]

oh, that's good:D

[brightpearl]

^^^^Those are fantastic. Good one, funky. "Joyce" is one of my all-time favorite bad album covers.

[brightpearl]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/basurreal.jpg

Have at you!

[brightpearl]

M'kay, I'll go then, due to languishing thread.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/basurreal.jpg

Lois adored her chic new retro Dali-phone and scoffed at the suggestion that speaking into a lobster's tail would be unsanitary. Due to a previously unknown shellfish allergy, however, Lois' friends had the last laugh.

Maybe we should try this one:
http://www.spin.com/features/band_of_the_day/images/2005/06/050701_bizarre.jpg

[daverbee]

http://www.spin.com/features/band_of_the_day/images/2005/06/050701_bizarre.jpg

Yeah, bit*h dat is my muthaf**kin rubbah duckie! Getcho muthaf**kin hands off it fo I get medieval on yo muthaf**kin ass!!

[Bman]

http://www.spin.com/features/band_of_the_day/images/2005/06/050701_bizarre.jpg


IT GON' RAIN

[T.I.P.]

http://www.spin.com/features/band_of_the_day/images/2005/06/050701_bizarre.jpg

there are two sides to my personality. Left is bad, right is good. If you annoy me, you'll see my left eye glaring at you as I slap you upside the head. If I find you funny, then you'll meet my right side for a nice smooch.

[Frieda]

http://www.spin.com/features/band_of_the_day/images/2005/06/050701_bizarre.jpg

from our reporter in Los Angeles - Paris Hilton has been spotted with what seems to be a new trend after the pet dog, the pet man! She has named hers Deanna and is reported to bring him while shopping, even to a nightclub where she thoughtfully ordered him a bowl of water. Congratulations, Paris, you did a good job on those matching outfits for your dog and your man!

[Jack Flanders]

Paris = :eek:

[daverbee]

http://image03.webshots.com/3/0/57/12/1405712HDrplesinR_ph.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/basurreal.jpg

Commissioner! A gang of clams just broke into the First National Bank!

I'm afraid this can only mean one thing... Dr Shrimp is back in town! Chief O'Hara, bring me the Lobsterphone.

[T.I.P.]

^ :D

[brightpearl]

^^That was brilliant, H Fox!! And after it languished so long. Maybe you aren't subject to the causes and conditions of the rest of us after all...

http://image03.webshots.com/3/0/57/12/1405712HDrplesinR_ph.jpg

Hey guys!! Over here!! I got this Find the Dumbest-Looking Gringo contest in the baaaaag. No puede!!

[Tunesmith]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2007/03/27/basurreal.jpg

Worst. Sex toy. Ever.

[Brynn]

http://www.spin.com/features/band_of_the_day/images/2005/06/050701_bizarre.jpg

"After donning the shower cap, at this climactic point in the piece, I face the audience directly, wink, and purse my lips. I really do hate to explain my performance art, although fans and critics alike have expressed a great deal of confusion, and some have mounted theories of their own as to the meaning of this gesture. I prefer to let them ingest the piece as they will. Some have said that the wink symbolizes the All-Knowing Sentience within us, while others prefer to see it as a cosmic matriarchal flirtation with despair vs. optimism. Still others just see it as a reaction to the onions that the naked people are chopping in the shower stalls. I think the piece is universal enough to embrace all of it."
- Derek Seastone musing on his hit one-man show, "Deanna"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Maybe you aren't subject to the causes and conditions of the rest of us after all...

maybe I'm just slow. ;)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.spin.com/features/band_of_the_day/images/2005/06/050701_bizarre.jpg

mmmmmm...mmm! The more I is squinting the prettier you is getting.

[Brynn]

http://home.rochester.rr.com/srinz/images/rock5mi.jpg

[zero]

.
http://home.rochester.rr.com/srinz/images/rock5mi.jpg

husband ewan arriving with mrs. fiona mccluckie outside auchtermuchty's new state-of-the-art allergy clinic

[Earthling]

.
http://home.rochester.rr.com/srinz/images/rock5mi.jpg



OK men, it's still warm, the T. Rex is close !




*hope this works, never did anything with a picture before:p *

[Anna]

http://home.rochester.rr.com/srinz/images/rock5mi.jpg
Mom? Dad? I'd like you to meet the little women!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://home.rochester.rr.com/srinz/images/rock5mi.jpg

I think it all started when I got a pet rock for my ninth birthday. Never looked back really.

[Brynn]

pic courtesy of this guy^, thank you very much:
http://i16.tinypic.com/4ytcg7l.jpg

Gigantor appears unfazed as the invading laser-cats launch their most deadly attacks.

[trisherina]

:D ^^^

[brightpearl]

http://www.blogoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/japanTV.jpg

Go ahead. I dare ya. Extra points for working in the hatboxes.

[Anna]

http://www.blogoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/japanTV.jpg
S: ooo have we got surprise in closet for you today
N: [peter lorre snicker]

[daverbee]

http://www.blogoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/japanTV.jpg


S: Ooh! N make farty noise!

N: Me not just make farty noise, look in hatbox!

[Tunesmith]

brightpearl, your pic should have gone right to the Thread Killers Thread ;)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/62/219581402_4cd89ec4cc.jpg

[l'azizza]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/729/chromosomewp0.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.blogoblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/japanTV.jpg

N (bursts out of closet): Okay gals, which of these two magnetic poles attracts you the most? Gals?
S: Judging from the trail of iron filings, I think they went thataway.

[brightpearl]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/62/219581402_4cd89ec4cc.jpg

Must...have...one more....jelly...donut...

[brightpearl]

http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/cowbell.jpg

I love this image. What should we do with it?

[T.I.P.]

http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/cowbell.jpg

This is the pasture that leads to the cow nudist colony

[Coffee]

http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/cowbell.jpg

It's the Rapture!!!...however only Cows were found to be without sin.

[Jack Flanders]

http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/cowbell.jpg

SORRY!! - we need more frickkin' COW BELL!!!!

[l'azizza]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3007/wasntmexg0.jpg

I need a catchy slogan for this recruitment poster for a small liberal arts college on the east coast. The woman in the picture is from Canada, a pretty good bagpiper who drinks a bit. Yes, she is nekid and waving hello. The golf cart was easy to start up and has been borrowed from campus security. The walls on each side are periodically painted white and students can write what they'd like there. I have no idea where the bike fits into the story.

[Brynn]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3007/wasntmexg0.jpg
Public mobile shower/urinal units: the Next Big Thing

[brightpearl]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3007/wasntmexg0.jpg
Small East Coast Liberal Arts College: We don't have a football team, but the drunken nekkid hotwired bagpipe team is awesome.

[T.I.P.]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg

By the time he realized that the playstation controller was still lying on the bed, it was already too late: Whiskers had bitten off both of his thumbs, thereby putting an end to Barry's prospective career as a video game beta tester.

[tapanuli]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg

And suddenly, Mr. Jiggles, our throaty young pouncer, found himself at the wrong end of goat teat. Unresponsive to both cucumber masks and facial massages, he's been traumatized nonetheless. Ms. Scrumples, the local mouse peddler has donated 5 dozen Bespeckled Denizens to aid in his recovery.

[brightpearl]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg

...and Miss Tubsy never tried to swallow a turnip again.

[seebe]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg
I thought, being a cat, I'd get out of the cheek pinching, "my how you've grown" accolades when relatives come to visit...but NOoooo!!

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg

advances in domesticated animal cosmetic surgery can ensure that your aging feline will always have the tight, pert whisker pads of a 1 1/2 year old.

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg

sadly, snowball's owners did not fully understand her obsession with "brazil (http://67.59.184.41/4/18/listings/d001brazil.jpg)" until it was too late.

[Brynn]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1173277999-1172899349587.jpg
Step 14: Gluing the cat's face back on at an angle will give it a perkier, more lifelike appearance. Trimming may be required.

[brightpearl]

this should be interesting
http://www.beseechfanclub.com/bored/img/2_4.jpg

[Anna]

this should be interesting
http://www.beseechfanclub.com/bored/img/2_4.jpg
now where did my contact go...

[Coffee]

http://www.beseechfanclub.com/bored/img/2_4.jpg

Surprisingly, the new uniforms for the convicted criminals serving their community service street cleaning duty, thought to be an excellent crime deterrent when the idea was presented, turned out to actually increase the petty crime rate...however, the streets got so clean the city council decided to keep the policy in place.

[funkytuba]

http://www.beseechfanclub.com/bored/img/2_4.jpg
WE.....MAKE......HOLES..IN..SIDEWALK... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Y_vEKbZhU)

[T.I.P.]

http://www.beseechfanclub.com/bored/img/2_4.jpg

The new Time Life video: Guide to Sidewalk Maintenance on Meth is now available for only $19.99 !

Don't miss our other great videos in the "On Meth" collection:
Time Life: Guide to Housecleaning on Meth
Time Life: Guide to Driving on Meth
Time Life: Guide to Job Interviewing on Meth

[l'azizza]

Time Life: Guide to Housecleaning on Meth


I figured out my neighbor was on meth when I heard the vaccum going for six hours one day. There's no carpet in the house.

[brightpearl]

^^^I knew y'all wouldn't disappoint me. :D

I only wish I knew what the hell he was actually doing.

Hmmm. Maybe that's TIP's neighbor.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.beseechfanclub.com/bored/img/2_4.jpg

uh oh. have they seen me? oh god, I'm so never gonna get re-elected after this.

[tapanuli]

I wonder what he's gonna do with the floss.

[brightpearl]

go ahead. make my day.

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

Exhausted from his battle with dinner, TIP takes a nap in what is left of his kitchen.

[Tunesmith]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

John - an average human male. Clarice - an attractively pink Anthozoa Actinaria. Their love was perfect...yet it was frowned upon by society. Every moment spent together was precious, for they knew that their relationship could not succeed in the real world.

[T.I.P.]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

Arnold decides to take his childhood dream of owning a playdoh pasta maker to the next level.

[funkytuba]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

The moles, tired of being whacked, send their friends, the big pink snakes, up to give Markus the what-for.

[Coffee]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

Famous Italian tooth brush designer Markus Scrubouti, noted for his design that incorporated uneven length bristles, a design that has directed the current trend in dental brushes, was less influential with his foray into the furniture design market.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

His friends had told him he was looking rather pasty.

[brightpearl]

^ba dum bump *cymbals*

[Anna]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg
At the ripe old age of 30 he woke up to find that he had sprouted girlie pink tentacles

[Bman]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/nap-markus.jpg

"Oh fun noodle...you're my only friend.."

[Odbe]

Have at it!
http://www.thevillager.com/villager_161/pandemonium.gif

[funkytuba]

http://www.thevillager.com/villager_161/pandemonium.gif

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CATCHER! GET ON THE COACH!

[brightpearl]

http://www.thevillager.com/villager_161/pandemonium.gif

The Greater Surrey Pee Wee Tax Accounting Relay team revels in its first victory.

[T.I.P.]

^ :D

[Brynn]

http://www.thevillager.com/villager_161/pandemonium.gif
"Okay gang, I've got the little guy by the short hairs - should I just throw him on top?"

[Anna]

ok everybody
http://www.thevillager.com/villager_161/pandemonium.gif
group hug!

[Brynn]

http://www.delmer.com/myimages/070907_jersey.jpg

[Brynn]

http://more-than-enough.blogspirit.com/images/medium_fra_pappa_030.jpg

[Brynn]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

Oh man, I wish I could still scratch those nuts.

[brightpearl]

http://www.delmer.com/myimages/070907_jersey.jpg

Bryce pauses for a quiet moment of reflection in the corn graveyard, where these majestic beasts travel instinctively as they sense their deaths approaching.

[l'azizza]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

fup

[Jack Flanders]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

LANCE!!! You can't ride a bicycle or run a Marathon with those thighs!! Deflate, MAN!!!*

*This is a disclaimer. I don't think he did took steroids while he reigned as the Bike King.

[Jack Flanders]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

Hmmmm? Now did his mother say he was or wasn't wheat intolerant? Golly!

[funkytuba]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg
Jumpin Geewhilikers! Where the heck did that clock go?

[Frieda]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

hmm.. i have the strange feeling i forgot something important.. where's my pasta strainer? and what's that smell?

[l'azizza]

^ funny Frieda

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

Hmmmm.. Mother weighs about 125..divided by 2.2.. that's about 57 kgs. The lethal dose is 763 mg/kg. 763 times 57 divided by 1000..let's see.. 43.49 grams... 28 grams in an ounce.. Yes I think about an ounce and a half will do it.

[brightpearl]

^:D :D :D

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

Darn this newfangled metric system! Now is there one half cup of cheeba per hectogram, or one third?

[auntie aubrey]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

"i wonder how much cake could a cakechuck chuck if a cakechuck could chuck cake?"

[Anna]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

so many to choose...

-now where did I put those car keys?

-I've got a surprise for you, guess where I hid it?

-let's go rafting!

-think it'll float?

-boy am I full!

[Anna]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

Now, where did I put the eggs, milk and butter?

[l'azizza]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

Gee, it was only that one muscle I wanted to make bigger.

[Marcus Bales]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

Hey, babe, are those real?

[Bman]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

ALAS!
(http://www.rosswalker.co.uk/movie_sounds/sounds_files_20070211_107389/elephant_man/not_animal.wav)

[brightpearl]

^^^^^^oooh, l'azz and I had a weird metric mind meld up there...I was trying to remember the word "hectogram" while she was posting! :D

That whole retro kitchen series is awesome.

Here's a new one for your perusal..

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

[l'azizza]

BP that got me a gigglin' because I had had like, 40 ounces of a caffeine push and was all jazzed up trying to do the math and thinking I had to get it posted quick in case someone had the same idea as I did.

I don't know what to say about your newest freak ass picture, but in respect to recent news here's another.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w42/snobahr/ChineseToyRecall.jpg

Yup, that's gonna leave a mark.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w42/snobahr/ChineseToyRecall.jpg
oh grate!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w42/snobahr/ChineseToyRecall.jpg
Finally, it was while enjoying an innocent day at the local park that little Jimmy Mozzarella came to his surprising, but somehow predictable, end.

[auntie aubrey]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

"they didn't say nuthin' in sex ed class 'bout no druid warts."

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg
Dude, you know I'm not the kind to pry, but why do you always bring that thing to the urinals?

[auntie aubrey]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

"mystic...midget...say................ 'why you wear no shirt?'"

[Marcus Bales]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

"A 'Dear John' hologram, Fred?"

[Jack Flanders]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg



"I really HATE you!"