the subtitle thread! weeeeee!

[Jack Flanders]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

hmm.. i have the strange feeling i forgot something important.. where's my pasta strainer? and what's that smell?

psst! lower right corner (many years before tip burned it)

ppppsssssstt!! I think she's a witch!!!

[Frieda]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

"black is the new brown??"

[Brynn]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg
Oh dear...I may be a wonderful cook, but it's no use trying to win Jimmy's heart if he sees this giant zit on my chin!

[auntie aubrey]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg
"dude. did that thing just piddle in your hand?"

[brightpearl]

oh god...
I heart you people.
:D

[auntie aubrey]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg

"man my knee itches. i wonder which one of these bumps is my knee."

[Bman]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

"Hold please."

[Marcus Bales]

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg

Let's see, four fifteen -- that gives me just enough time to finish this up and still wrap myself in Saran Wrap!

[funkytuba]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg
"Cmawwwn... I don't get to have clothes... the least you could do is let me have a turn holding Dookie!"

[Coffee]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

Those new holorobotic suppositories freak me out doctor...can't I just eat lotsa prunes?

[Marcus Bales]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

C'mon, Fred, hang up and take your clothes off, before I lose the moment.

[Marcus Bales]

http://blog.thesyn.com.s17153.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mastodon-video.jpg

I really hate holospam from Marcus about judging the Dictionary Game.

[Tunesmith]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/camelhead.jpg

enjoy!

[Marcus Bales]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/camelhead.jpg

" ... and best of all, it doesn't bother you for sex!"

[brightpearl]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/camelhead.jpg

" ... and best of all, it bothers you for sex!"

[auntie aubrey]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/camelhead.jpg
matching breastplate/codpiece sets: the hottest trend in tokyo this fall.

[Bman]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/camelhead.jpg

"L@@K! amazing in bed hottttt she says!" ~ Auntie Aubrey

[daverbee]

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/6389/050923man3wv.jpg


Revel in the beauty of my muscles, kitchen babe!



http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q141/JosieAlbum/The%20Fifties/mt1112994638.jpg


...I know! Swedish meatballs for dinner!

[brightpearl]

I can scarcely wait to see what you lot come up with.
http://www.grpl.org/site_images/gallery/1950s01.jpg

[Frieda]

http://www.grpl.org/site_images/gallery/1950s01.jpg
kenny learned the hard way what the best method for birth control was in the surprise booth. curiosity killed the cat, and gave kenny a high-pitched voice for a week.

[brightpearl]

despite freida's good-faith effort, that one flew like a brick.
Let's try this one.
http://www.restlessadventurer.net/caving/caving_img.jpg

[T.I.P.]

<img src ="http://www.restlessadventurer.net/caving/caving_img.jpg" width = "550">

"Martin ? MARTIIIN ? Listen, I think you should get out of there. My meter just indicated that we are in deep shit..."

[Frieda]

http://www.restlessadventurer.net/caving/caving_img.jpg

"holy cow, Jim! is this the frozen body of the great Cthulhu? Have we finally found R'lyeh??"

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.restlessadventurer.net/caving/caving_img.jpg

"Why don't you let me unroll the string for a while, Jim?"

"I thought you WERE unrolling the string, Ken!"

[Earthling]

http://www.restlessadventurer.net/caving/caving_img.jpg
See ! All it takes is a 2lt. of Pepsi and one Mentos

[Anna]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6218/cavingimgvu0.jpg

[Anna]

http://www.grpl.org/site_images/gallery/1950s01.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Beatles!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.grpl.org/site_images/gallery/1950s01.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Aristocrats!

[Jack Flanders]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6218/cavingimgvu0.jpg

Honeeyy! I really don't like that chandelier. It's sorta is too big for the room.

[funkytuba]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6218/cavingimgvu0.jpg
Uh, when you said we were going to "become one with the way of the bats", I didn't think you meant hanging upside down over a massive pile of guano.

[Earthling]

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6218/cavingimgvu0.jpg
Wow, Dude ! These anti-gravity mushrooms really give ya' a trip. I could swear the guy behind me has his hat on fire.

[Brynn]

http://www.grpl.org/site_images/gallery/1950s01.jpg
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Aristocrats!

ROFL! :D

[brightpearl]

^*is mildly shocked that Brynn knows that joke*

[trisherina]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

Oh yeah, you can caption it too.

[brightpearl]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

Pardon me...May I borrow your chapstick?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

Yeah, uh, can we get our ball back?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

I can has cheezburger?

[Earthling]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg
"We all look the same to you."
What the hell does that mean? ? ?

[Marcus Bales]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

Ten bucks, just like downtown.

[T.I.P.]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

Mahna mahna (ba dee bedebe)
Mahna mahna (ba debe dee)
Mahna Mahna! (ba dee bedebe bedebe badebe. debe de-de de-de-de)

[Marcus Bales]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

You talkin' to ME?

[brightpearl]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg
You know, that one nose hair is a lot longer than all the other ones.

[brightpearl]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg
I'm sorry; I just can't fathom that you're seriously arguing that Kant's
Refutation of Material Idealism doesn't contradict Descartes' assertion that material objects can be inferential.

[auntie aubrey]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg
dahling!

[Earthling]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg
Winner of the Spencer Tracy look-a-like contest.

[funkytuba]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

HAY DIDJA KNOW THAT MY EYE IS BIGGER THAN MY BRANE? HUH? DIDJA? DIDJA HUH?

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg

[l'azizza]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

I gotta be me!! I just gotta be me!

[l'azizza]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg

Vote democrat, it's easier than getting a job.

[l'azizza]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

What the **** is that smell?

[Marcus Bales]

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20070312/capt.sge.epo94.120307125225.photo00.photo.default-512x376.jpg

I feel pretty!

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg

I feel pretty!

[brightpearl]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg
This is the worst crawfish boil I've ever been to.

[Anna]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg
just five more minutes

[l'azizza]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg
just five more minutes

^ wins it.

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg

this is what happens when you forget to place a properly labeled "dead hooker" bin out.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.portlandart.net/archives/devendra.jpg

[l'azizza]

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/daveyhavok999/cf6336721c.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

[trisherina]

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/daveyhavok999/cf6336721c.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

Yes, Virginia, there is a Jesus.

[Jack Flanders]

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/daveyhavok999/cf6336721c.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

Doug? Is that you?

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.portlandart.net/archives/devendra.jpg

Before trading everything for love.

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/daveyhavok999/cf6336721c.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

After.

[Marcus Bales]

http://festival.magnumphotos.com/images/60years/big/1980_PAR19467_Comp.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://festival.magnumphotos.com/images/60years/big/1980_PAR19467_Comp.jpg

It sez here, the fountain frequently squirts water without warning - much to the dismay of unsuspecting tourists.

[trisherina]

http://festival.magnumphotos.com/images/60years/big/1980_PAR19467_Comp.jpg

Okay, Rene, "oculogyric crisis"... Uh oh.

[AllegroNg]

http://festival.magnumphotos.com/images/60years/big/1980_PAR19467_Comp.jpg

Where will you be when your diarreah comes back?

[Earthling]

http://festival.magnumphotos.com/images/60years/big/1980_PAR19467_Comp.jpg

Floyd says, "This looks like a great buy on an old barbershop. Time for a new start. And it's time we tell people you're the real Opie."

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/0,5538,27426,00.html

[l'azizza]

^ good one, MB.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d89/the_pappo/gingfrog.jpg

How redheaded stepchildren began to get a bad rap.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.warr.org/bookimages/Merritt_Fox.jpg

That better be a dagger in your pants.

[Brynn]

- and while we're at it, I don't want to see those nips either.

[Brynn]

http://festival.magnumphotos.com/images/60years/big/1980_PAR19467_Comp.jpg

See here, it says I'm to cut the tentacle from your neck before you suffocate, but it doesn't say how, exactly.

[Pixie Cherries]

<a href="http://s165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/lollicherries/zefrank/?action=view&current=caption1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u41/lollicherries/zefrank/caption1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

It says, "A photo of you standing her and reading this is posted on the Ze Frank forums."

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.basilrathbone.net/films/captainblood/cb101.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://www.basilrathbone.net/films/captainblood/cb101.jpg

With this Zantac, I thee wed...

[Brynn]

http://www.basilrathbone.net/films/captainblood/cb101.jpg
Yes, it may look like just a baby tooth, but within it lies whole chapters of unexplored fashion history.

[hypnoplasm]

http://www.basilrathbone.net/films/captainblood/cb101.jpg

Well, by my blouse! It is my name on a grain of rice!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

You guys looking for this?

[seebe]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg
It might only be this big but it gets the job done. How's about I pick you up at 8?

[Marcus Bales]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg

To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.

[hypnoplasm]

http://img188.exs.cx/img188/9061/starke7us.jpg
This is how small your mockery makes me feel. Don't you know Hofs have feelings too. Yes, this is my sad face.

[Brynn]

http://www.montana-wedding-photographer.com/images/ph_funny_Herrick.jpg

[Brynn]

http://greatdance.com/funnyuncles/images/FunclesFamilygroupChan.jpg

[Brynn]

http://www.berro.com/entertainment/funny_animal_pictures/funny_police_dog_look_crime_scene.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://www.montana-wedding-photographer.com/images/ph_funny_Herrick.jpg

But Brad said we were supposed to save some of the hamsters for the honeymoon.

[brightpearl]

http://greatdance.com/funnyuncles/images/FunclesFamilygroupChan.jpg

If only we had a mixed-race transvestite touching us, we could be in a Benetton ad.

[hypnoplasm]

http://www.montana-wedding-photographer.com/images/ph_funny_Herrick.jpg

It says in the Bridesmaid's Handbook that tickling the spine will make her involuntarily release her grasp. Quick, before she gets cleavage spilnters!

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.bengu.net/funny/photo/883.jpg

[hypnoplasm]

http://www.berro.com/entertainment/funny_animal_pictures/funny_police_dog_look_crime_scene.jpg

Don't take it personal, sarge, he's picky when it comes to his clothes.

[hypnoplasm]

http://www.berro.com/entertainment/funny_animal_pictures/funny_police_dog_look_crime_scene.jpg

If this doesn't show you how strong my feelings are for you, flash, i don't know what can. Look - are you holding him? - look what you make me do? Do you think I'm proud of this? Oh my god, I'm a mess. Look at me, look at me when I'm talking to you!

[funkytuba]

Publicity still from the upcoming movie Brokeback Swamp

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.bengu.net/funny/photo/883.jpg

OOH, OOH!!! PICK UP ME!! I'll give you a strike!!

[Brynn]

http://greatdance.com/funnyuncles/images/FunclesFamilygroupChan.jpg
Listen carefully everyone - the energy coming off of her is intense. On my count, let's add feet.

[hypnoplasm]

http://greatdance.com/funnyuncles/images/FunclesFamilygroupChan.jpg

Theater geek Twister - "I'm spinning the wheel and -- it says anyone wearing a striped shirt has to put their right hand on a bald head."

[l'azizza]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/lalalillymo/fifties/ShowLetter-2.jpg

anything?

[brightpearl]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/lalalillymo/fifties/ShowLetter-2.jpg

Tom enjoyed his job with the sperm bank; the hours were easy, and he almost never had to pick up more than one bottle per house.

[Avalon]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/lalalillymo/fifties/ShowLetter-2.jpg


Dinz was proud to be the first to deliver bottled breast milk he had collected himself!

(he's gonna kill me hahhaa)

[hypnoplasm]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/lalalillymo/fifties/ShowLetter-2.jpg

Milton's dispassionate campaign to milk-bottle-bomb all houses with bright yellow siding was going all too well.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h10/lalalillymo/fifties/ShowLetter-2.jpg

Lenin started out as a humble milk bottle thief before he became a mass murderer.

[Marcus Bales]

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/OhNoOhMy.jpg

[l'azizza]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6545/bobseyepz5.jpg

[auntie aubrey]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6545/bobseyepz5.jpg

"hey doc, my prosthetics don't fit right."

[brightpearl]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6545/bobseyepz5.jpg

Why yes, Statler and Waldorf are my uncles; however did you guess?

[Marcus Bales]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6545/bobseyepz5.jpg



YsaPur, darling, where did you put my contact lens case?

[brightpearl]

This has great potential...any takers?
http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/siberia_1169_f.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6545/bobseyepz5.jpg

Marcus! I told you you couldn't substitute your eyeballs with those from the gumball machine!

[brightpearl]

yes, I'm doing my own one, can't resist
http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/siberia_1169_f.jpg

Well, Harry Potter looks just like I pictured him, but the casting director really screwed up on Dumbledore.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/siberia_1169_f.jpg

We're here for the casting of the gay version of Andersen's The Snow Queen.

[Bman]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/siberia_1169_f.jpg

"Shiva is really letting herself go", said the token ethnic Final Fantasy character.

[Coffee]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/siberia_1169_f.jpg

The Meaning of Life is, More Bling.

[Frieda]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/siberia_1169_f.jpg

"YO beardy man-- where's the hoff with his fur coat?" he needs to go next.. we can't let Anna Sui wait!"

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/siberia_1169_f.jpg

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?

[Frieda]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg

[Coffee]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg

Some...day, MY, prince...will come.

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.an-online.de/sixcms/media.php/1771/506966/2cz22245_01.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg

I wondered why they called him "Bones"

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.an-online.de/sixcms/media.php/1771/506966/2cz22245_01.jpg

I want my Momieeeeeee!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg

bone, boner, THE BONEST

[Anna]

http://www.an-online.de/sixcms/media.php/1771/506966/2cz22245_01.jpg
allons enfants de la patrie le jour de gloire est arrive! contre nous de la tyrannie l'étendard sanglant est levé! entendez-vous dans les campagnes, mugir ces féroces soldats? ils viennent jusque dans nos bras égorger nos fils, nos compagnes! aux armes, citoyens! formez vos bataillons! marchons! marchons! qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons!

[Brynn]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg
Alas, poor Yorick...I knew him, Horatio.

[Coffee]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg
Note to self *Be nicer to the people in the Props Dept.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg
What would JesusTitties do?

[auntie aubrey]

Alas, poor Yorick...I knew him, Horatio.

i just did one of those crazy people laughs where your voice goes too high and you sound insane.

[brightpearl]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8206/captainkirkcd3.jpg

This Oliolarian butter knife is going to make such a nice addition to my collection, if I can only get it past that customs agent.

[auntie aubrey]

^ i know where he can hide it.


:eek:

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2008/02_01/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg

[Frieda]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2008/02_01/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg
"baguette au jambon?? jambon my ass! this tastes like rubber!"

[Bman]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2008/02_01/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg

"Those enormous pants were the only thing I really loved", Jared lamented.

[Coffee]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2008/02_01/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg

FVCK the US economy. I'll vacation in the USA when I don't have to wear a bra! Viva la France!

(ps...while googling "man boob laws" i found...lol: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=566585&in_page_id=1770)

[Brynn]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix//2008/02_01/nicholsonDM0302_468x436.jpg

Revisiting "The Birth of Venus"

[brightpearl]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/06/evan-almighty-monkeys.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/06/evan-almighty-monkeys.jpg

Gandalf the Grey with Frodo and Bilbo in Rivendell

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/06/evan-almighty-monkeys.jpg

yes, i taste it. no, it doesn't say "fresh roasted" to me.

[12"razormix]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/06/evan-almighty-monkeys.jpg

"wild & crazy party" my arse..

[Anna]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

[12"razormix]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg
she: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakh!?"
he: "ACK ACK!"

[brightpearl]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

I AM looking at you.
I had an unfortunate welding accident as a child, okay?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

Yes, it's a sloth baby clinging to my hair. I can get you one, too, if you'd like, from Costa Rica.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.sme.sk/cdata/3921724/bobor_sita_ap.jpg

[Coffee]

http://www.sme.sk/cdata/3921724/bobor_sita_ap.jpg

Does your lumber firm offer a dental plan?

[Brynn]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg
"My safety word is "chafing dish"...what's yours?"

[Brynn]

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/OhNoOhMy.jpg
The men tried valiantly to make Billy's last birthday a special one.

[Stephi_B]

http://www.sme.sk/cdata/3921724/bobor_sita_ap.jpg
Have a good look at my teeth before you consider hunting me!

(;))

[Bman]

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/OhNoOhMy.jpg


HERE COMES THE XBREAKXDOWNX BROS...X!X!

[seebe]

http://www.sme.sk/cdata/3921724/bobor_sita_ap.jpg
I'll take 2 packages of Crest White Strips please.

[brightpearl]

http://media.canada.com/8147d401-a1ed-4876-84a9-f87a703888af/costumes.jpg

[Brynn]

http://media.canada.com/8147d401-a1ed-4876-84a9-f87a703888af/costumes.jpg
Mark and Jonathan attempt once again to impress the marketers of the Spring Sears Catalogue Juniors Collection.

[brightpearl]

http://www.livemusicblog.com/images/flaminglips/happycoyne.jpeg

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

"Of course I've read it -- I have a copy on my nightstand. Shall I get my purse?"

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.livemusicblog.com/images/flaminglips/happycoyne.jpeg
"we asked michel gondry to be our prop man and he said yes!"

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

An okapi?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.livemusicblog.com/images/flaminglips/happycoyne.jpeg

I once caught an oversized novelty fish THIS big!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.livemusicblog.com/images/flaminglips/happycoyne.jpeg

I swear I tried, but my tie attacked and bit me! My hands are swollen anyway, so I left it untied.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

"Whoa! So you're Hyakujo's Fox!"

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

"So you don't know about ö's and ü's ..."

[Brynn]

http://www.livemusicblog.com/images/flaminglips/happycoyne.jpeg
And you'll never guess what a bite of the other cupcake does...

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

"A regimental tie?"

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

"Of course I can siphon!"

[Brynn]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg
Actually, I hate to correct a big strong man like you, but I believe it was Friedrich Jacobi who used the word to negatively characterize transcendental idealism. I mean, it only became popularized in 1862 after it appeared in Ivan Turgenev's novel Fathers and Sons, where he used "nihilism" to describe the crude scientism espoused by his character Bazarov, who preaches a creed of total negation. But let's forget about my silly knees and go get a cocktail somewhere, shall we?

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

"Boxers or briefs?"

[auntie aubrey]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

"coy? why i don't know the definition of coy."

[seebe]

http://www.livemusicblog.com/images/flaminglips/happycoyne.jpeg

...I found out it's so rare that most moms don't even know to warn you about this one. On the plus side, I don't have to shave 'em and my eyesight's good to go. heh heh heh LET'S ROCK!

[trisherina]

http://www.libertyfilmfestival.com/libertas/wp-content/WarOfTheWorlds15.jpg

Yes, Mr. Fox, I do know what people mean by 'headlights.'

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.livemusicblog.com/images/flaminglips/happycoyne.jpeg

One-two, three-four-five,
once I caught a fish alive.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

I find your bucket-style hat disquieting.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

What? Haven't you seen chicken fur?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

Yes, the impact of Chernobyl... And I'm just a little chickie, you should see the rooster...

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

I find your bucket-style hat disquieting.

...and believe me, it ain't just because I'm a chicken.

[Brynn]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

Of course I can do the "chicken dance." Now you're just being insulting.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

An okapi? What do I look like, some kind of weirdo?

[trisherina]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

Yes, to get to the other ****ing side! What do you THINK?

[Coffee]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg
Oh ya? And just how many chickens died to make your suit Mr Anti-Fur Nazi.

[Brynn]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg
Chickens, eggs - let's forget about which came first and just talk about the horse you rode in on, shall we?

[Marcus Bales]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2238/2103416252_28e7079b89_o.jpg

"I thought I thaw a ... naw, better not. Gotta cigarette, lady?"

[clubsamwich]

http://i37.tinypic.com/12499q0.jpg

What are my hands doing up here, I wanted to clap my hands....

[clubsamwich]

http://i33.tinypic.com/a3mbrl.jpg

Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!

[clubsamwich]

http://i36.tinypic.com/1195wg8.jpg

Frank's friends and family no longer recognized him ever since he started working at Starbucks.

[clubsamwich]

http://i33.tinypic.com/augs5i.jpg

Hi! ...I need work

[clubsamwich]

http://media.canada.com/8147d401-a1ed-4876-84a9-f87a703888af/costumes.jpg

Aberration - the new scent for nitwits by Calvin Klein

[seebe]

http://i37.tinypic.com/12499q0.jpg

Maybe if I concentrate real hard I can make them damn Dems disappear.

[Marcus Bales]

http://i33.tinypic.com/augs5i.jpg


An okapi? Get the fvck out of here before I get the shotgun.

[clubsamwich]

http://home.rochester.rr.com/srinz/images/rock5mi.jpg

David was always known to have rockin' good times

[clubsamwich]

http://www.passedoutwookies.com/images/wookies/picnic_drunk.jpg

Foolishly, Suzie had traded everything for love

[clubsamwich]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d134/daveyhavok999/cf6336721c.jpg

Jeremy had been warned that hugs were not considered legal tender

[clubsamwich]

http://www.basilrathbone.net/films/captainblood/cb101.jpg

"Take this proton energy pill and you will have the strength of 20 atom bombs for a period of 20 seconds."

[lukkucairi]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Incognito.jpg

suddenly, Iris began to suspect that her disguise was not as impenetrable as she had believed.

[lukkucairi]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Yihaa.jpg

Marina found her true calling that day at the funfair.

[lukkucairi]

http://www.basilrathbone.net/films/captainblood/cb101.jpg

Amsterdam, eh?

[brightpearl]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Yihaa.jpg

Sister Mary Pearlacious had no regrets.

[clubsamwich]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Incognito.jpg

Dorothy's eyes began to water and she immediately regretted breaking wind as her peep-scarf filled with the fetid stench

[clubsamwich]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Yihaa.jpg

Behind the scenes: Nuns On The Run 3

[lukkucairi]

http://www.weirdspot.com/pics/orgasmicpleasure.jpg

Gertrude's farts were incredibly cathartic.

[Brynn]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Incognito.jpg
Noaj Borazen - leader of the Jawa caravan - spotted something shiny and gold in the arid distance.

[T.I.P.]

http://www.weirdspot.com/pics/orgasmicpleasure.jpg

OMG LOL, she was like WTF OMG so I was like LOL WTF i mean seriously, OMG, like WTF, you know ?? LOL !!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i37.tinypic.com/12499q0.jpg

George to God, George to God, Troops have been sent in, awaiting further instruction. God? GOD?! WTF!

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.weirdspot.com/pics/orgasmicpleasure.jpg

An okapi!

[Coffee]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Incognito.jpg
In order to express a demure smile through your burka...


http://www.weirdspot.com/pics/orgasmicpleasure.jpg
...exaggerate your expression, thusly.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/Yihaa.jpg

Lukku liked to drive fast, but she wasn't entirely in the habit.

[Marcus Bales]

http://carboncopy.hobix.com/archives/4%20sad%20chubby.jpg

An okapi!?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.claws-and-paws.com/files/claws/active/6/1082_small.jpg

Nice to meet you in person, Marcus. Mmmh, lovely necktie...

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i35.tinypic.com/1555rwx.jpg

[seebe]

http://i35.tinypic.com/1555rwx.jpg
This here was our prototype mold for the shuttlecock in badminton. We later refined a mold in a much smaller size for obvious reasons and kept this to use in our latest line of elephant pacifiers.

[Coffee]

http://i35.tinypic.com/1555rwx.jpg

Hank went overboard as usual when he purchased Plano's largest lathe to make toothpicks.

[Marcus Bales]

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/03/28/carla_bruni_talks_about_going_nude/carla%20bruni%20nude.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/2007/05/20/2006506toukou71_3.jpg

[Brynn]

http://criticalmiami.com/images/445.jpg

[xfox]

Second runner up of the samurai look-a-like division at the fall Asia Week in Hollywood, 1927.

[Brynn]

It was the fake beard that knocked him out of first. All his friends urged restraint and he said "No, I'm going for it."

[Brynn]

http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/2007/05/20/2006506toukou71_3.jpg
Listen up! I'm sick and - EXCUSE ME!? I said I'm sick and tired of all the complaints about the odor. I've demonstrated how to combat that - Shut up while I'm talking! Okay? Do I interrupt you while you're - ? I'm talking about the overstimulization of your olfactory nerves here. If you don't want to do it, then quit whining. I've just about had enough of you snot-nose little....HEY! who threw that?
I mean it. Who threw that?

[Brynn]

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/03/28/carla_bruni_talks_about_going_nude/carla%20bruni%20nude.jpg
"No one likes to think about genital herpes. But when it happened to me, I knew
it was time to speak out. Now there's hope..."

[brightpearl]

http://criticalmiami.com/images/445.jpg

I am NOT crazy...I'm telling you I saw a nasty yellow sponge run through here on two legs and I'm not going back to sleep until I kill the little bastard! That sweater song it sings is driving me bananas!

[brightpearl]

http://static.twoday.net/jupe/images/harajuku_girls.jpg

[Brynn]

http://i35.tinypic.com/1555rwx.jpg
In states where many children are typically bred for football, parents of future linebackers were at a complete loss as to how to nurse their infants until Dan Petroso of Lubbock, Texas approached Playtex with an idea.

[Brynn]

http://static.twoday.net/jupe/images/harajuku_girls.jpg
(Texting to Strawberry Shortcake) "Hey grlfrnd, tell Holly Hobby 2 go 2 hell. We r about 2 hed ovr 2 da casting call for "Twilight" so get yr pink butt ovr here. "

[T.I.P.]

http://criticalmiami.com/images/445.jpg

don't step any further! I'm feeling very anachronistic right now!

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i31.tinypic.com/25tf0j5.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://i31.tinypic.com/25tf0j5.jpg
FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD, PUT THE GUN AWAY!! I SAID I'D HELP YOU FIND YOUR STUPID CONTACT LENS.

[Brynn]

http://i31.tinypic.com/25tf0j5.jpg
Your pistol matches your bowtie.

[Anna]

http://criticalmiami.com/images/445.jpg
you throw, I'll catch

[Anna]

http://i31.tinypic.com/25tf0j5.jpg

Man: "Look lady, get it right this time or you know what'll happen!"
Lady: "Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls."

[Anna]

http://i35.tinypic.com/1555rwx.jpg
"ah yeah, how many miles does she get per gallon?"

[Jack Flanders]

http://criticalmiami.com/images/445.jpg

Dammit!!! Where's my lady razor. I'm gonna kill that bastard.

[Brynn]

http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2008/10/7Internetten_seckiler_69/44.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2008/10/7Internetten_seckiler_69/44.jpg

Glasses in about an hour; putrid stench in about 2 days.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2008/10/7Internetten_seckiler_69/44.jpg
As an experienced fish breeder I pay great attention to the foreplay of my fish.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i31.tinypic.com/25tf0j5.jpg

excuse me miss, I don't mean to be forward, but I've heard it mentioned on occasion that girls really go for a guy with a gun.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/11/12/arts1_gallery__600x385.jpg

[Anna]

http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2008/10/7Internetten_seckiler_69/44.jpg
better to see you with my pretty

[Brynn]

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/11/12/arts1_gallery__600x385.jpg

Little did Olivia know, but deep from outer space, the StarChild was headed straight for her womb.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01237/zoo-frog_1237115i.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01237/zoo-frog_1237115i.jpg

Demonstrate the procedure I will.

[Brynn]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01237/zoo-frog_1237115i.jpg
I need not remind you, froglets, that in the true teeter-totter of life, these would be the ozone layer, and I would be dead.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.double-whammy.com/photos/tricky.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.double-whammy.com/photos/tricky.jpg

Ready for some quink?

[Brynn]

http://www.sf360.org/photos/silent_Maciste_NFM.jpg

[Brynn]

http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/dantes_inferno/Mohammed-inferno.jpg

[Brynn]

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/freaks_2.jpg

[Brynn]

http://www.garboforever.com/Bilder/Films/Freudlose%20Gasse/joylessstreet-01.jpg
"Macaroni salad? Not a big fan. Noodles, mayonnaise, celery....I just don't get it."

[Brynn]

http://www.double-whammy.com/photos/tricky.jpg
"Do I look like I want to play Chutes and Ladders?"

[Coffee]

http://www.double-whammy.com/photos/tricky.jpg

NEXT TIME, NOT SO SHORT!
grumble grumble Crappy haircut makes my ears look big.

[Coffee]

http://www.sf360.org/photos/silent_Maciste_NFM.jpg

Pssst...dude, MY hands are tied, not your's.

[Coffee]

http://galeri.milliyet.com.tr/2008/10/7Internetten_seckiler_69/44.jpg

Hey, I'm really sorry about snatching that plankton just ahead of you the other day, that was selfish of me...sorry.
No worries mate, it was no big thing...water under the bridge.
I've always had the deapest respect for you Fish, you were deaper than most. It's really been...an honor swiming with you...gasp.
Same here, same here...look, i hate goodbyes, lets save our breath and just say "see ya batter" ... ... omg.
OMG!!!
Sorry, really.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.garboforever.com/Bilder/Films/Freudlose%20Gasse/joylessstreet-01.jpg

Blanche knew it was going to be one of days the moment she put her foot into the potato salad.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/dantes_inferno/Mohammed-inferno.jpg

Do I look like I've got an okapi?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/dantes_inferno/Mohammed-inferno.jpg

It may be a infernal pit to you sunshine, to me it's home.

[Marcus Bales]

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/freaks_2.jpg

Christ! Let me go! Do I LOOK like an okapi?

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.double-whammy.com/photos/tricky.jpg

An okapi? How quaint!

[Brynn]

http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/dantes_inferno/Mohammed-inferno.jpg

"What's the Neighborhood Association's problem, anyway? It's not like I forgot to wear underpants."

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.garboforever.com/Bilder/Films/Freudlose%20Gasse/joylessstreet-01.jpg

Just then her ben-wa balls shifted.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg