the subtitle thread! weeeeee!

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg

You putz.

[Marcus Bales]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/18/vintage.jpg


Is that your evil ex? Or that big bully of a brother of yours? Oh God! It's your monster of a father, isn't it! Oh God OhGod ohgodohgodohgod...

[Brynn]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/18/vintage.jpg

"Now do you believe me? I told you that bra was dangerous. It was about to eat the flesh right off of you."

"Why is that woman trying my bra on?"

"Somebody oughta warn her."

[Brynn]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg
I don't need feminine protection, I am feminine protection.

[rmr]

ouch.........i'll protect u!

[Brynn]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg
Thank you. Double protection is always a good idea.

[rmr]

we don't need double protection......unless u r double dipping

[Brynn]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg
I said that it's a good idea. That's all. I choose my words carefully.
They don't call me the whorish mouthpiece for the vast right wing conspiracy for nothing, you know.

[Coffee]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg

That fvckn' Shrub lied to me too.

[Brynn]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg
And sometimes he didn't brush his teeth thoroughly either.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg

Why, your dress looks nice on you, too!

[Frieda]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg

"i AM the law!"

[Brynn]

http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/dantes_inferno/Mohammed-inferno.jpg
"Bad news, Harry. La Leche League says that they just don't get much call for wet nurses anymore. Sorry buddy.
On the bright side, we brought you a breast pump."

[Brynn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/possumblog/People/maureeninanet.jpg

[Brynn]

http://www.dra73.org/images/silly.jpeg
"Dad, do you ever feel, you know - not so fresh?"

[Brynn]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2471011558_0172e623ca.jpg
Please to look at my armpits of perfection.

[Brynn]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2863247919_f987046415.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2863247919_f987046415.jpg

Who wants another one of Mimsy's speeeeeeecial browwwwnieeees?

[brightpearl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/possumblog/People/maureeninanet.jpg

Unfortunately, the android industry remains beset with problems in developing automated hairbrushing technology.

[Coffee]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2863247919_f987046415.jpg

If you don't mind the locusts, it's a perfectly lovely day.

[Large Marge]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2863247919_f987046415.jpg

The Village People relive the glory of their one big hit, YMCA.

[Marcus Bales]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/2863247919_f987046415.jpg

Hey. Where's Bernie?

[Marcus Bales]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2471011558_0172e623ca.jpg

Ta fvcken da, darling.

[Marcus Bales]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/possumblog/People/maureeninanet.jpg

Must ... keep ... human ... shape ....

[Marcus Bales]

]http://www.dra73.org/images/silly.jpeg

So that's an okapi?

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg

But darling, I love you!

[Marcus Bales]

http://myspace-223.vo.llnwd.net/00395/32/21/395161223_l.jpg

[Brynn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/possumblog/People/maureeninanet.jpg
At that moment, Joyce realized that the best part of her life had been spent watching reruns of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.verboten1.com/picdump/49/27.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2471011558_0172e623ca.jpg

oh it's the perfect spot for a pee in the pool

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.verboten1.com/picdump/49/27.jpg

Dinzdale has far better things to do nowadays.

[Marcus Bales]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa232/sexy_bi_chick/bikinis.jpg

Is that wisteria or bougainvillea?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa232/sexy_bi_chick/bikinis.jpg

Kelli-Jo's weight problem often left her feeling awkward and self conscious, how she wished she could just learn to relax and be herself like all the other girls.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://myspace-223.vo.llnwd.net/00395/32/21/395161223_l.jpg

So you promise this isn't going to hurt my oscar chances?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.iranmania.com/News/Photoes/General/Top/toprice190105.jpg

When I wash the Shtate Departmun, I'd chop guys like you in friggin' HALF. With my BARE FRIGGIN' HANSH! Sho pack up your conshernsh, an bring me ANOTHER FRIGGIN' COSMO!

[seebe]

http://www.dra73.org/images/silly.jpeg

Hey Treekisser did you hear that seebe was a female?
I'm still skepitcal Marcus..you?
Yup me too. Do you think she knows we're talking about her?
Reading your magazine upside down might be a clue.
Oi vey, blush.

[Marcus Bales]

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/l?imgurl=97ec78f2ffd9f498&q=academy%20awards%20source:life&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dacademy%2Bawards%2Bsource:life%26ndsp %3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D60

Madasacutsnake shows Seebe how guys cross over and shrivel when you stand up to them.

[Marcus Bales]

http://vervephoto.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/addario_bhutan.jpg


That Elvis can sure rock!

[Brynn]

http://vervephoto.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/addario_bhutan.jpg

Each man knew exactly what they'd like to do with Tylanni. But none of them knew exactly what to do about Tylanni.
To matters worse, her sister Dharmadhatu was arriving tomorrow, and no one even liked Dharmadhatu.

[Coffee]

http://vervephoto.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/addario_bhutan.jpg
U want HOW MUCH for a bowl of coca cola? That's not very hindu of you to want so much.

[MoJoRiSin]

[IMG]http://vervephoto.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/addario_bhutan.jpg

first there were 30 then 20 then 10
then five
now it was just the three of them left
they had been solving increasing complex koans
since they were 13 years old
they had just 24 more hours to figure out
the koan the master had presented to them:

the exact wording eludes me know but it was something to this effect::
[I]"how can we stop enslaving girls?"

[MoJoRiSin]

http://vervephoto.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/addario_bhutan.jpg
a light goes on ! hey i know we could use the internet to ask people to send us money, maybe that would work!

[Marcus Bales]

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/07/01/amusing,cats,photos,%D8%AD%D9%8A%D9%88%D8%A7%D9%86 %D8%A7%D8%AA,cat,fun-51faddfd81584f38924244c7274f6750_h.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/08/07/01/amusing,cats,photos,%D8%AD%D9%8A%D9%88%D8%A7%D9%86 %D8%A7%D8%AA,cat,fun-51faddfd81584f38924244c7274f6750_h.jpg

Every day Marcus matched the cathouse colour and his tie based on which kittie came to him to be petted first.

[Marcus Bales]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/2950263310_e1e68b1ed1.jpg

The tech removes the web cam Ysa paid to have installed in Marcus's dressing room.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.elizabethweinberg.com/reportage/01.jpg

Go ahead! Take my picture! Hyakujo's Fox will use it to "dress someone up" on the Zefrank Board!

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/03/comedians-0904-pp01.jpg

[Brynn]

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/WK-AP033_BRCHEE_G_20090311185804.jpg

[Brynn]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/03/comedians-0904-pp01.jpg
"Remember guys - pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever."

[Brynn]

http://www.edhill-law.com/image/photos/Hill.JPG

[Brynn]

http://www.elizabethweinberg.com/reportage/01.jpg

It's not just a deodorant. It's an explosion of olfactory delights.

[Brynn]

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/WK-AP033_BRCHEE_G_20090311185804.jpg

Let me say this as succinctly as possible: I promised you both popsicles and by gum, you're going to get them.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.kantei.go.jp/jp/asophoto/2009/03/images/23seirousi2.jpg

okay, item one, what the fvck happened to the table?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/WK-AP033_BRCHEE_G_20090311185804.jpg

Look all I'm saying is a monkey might just spice things up for you two, so think about it okay?

[Frieda]

http://www.edhill-law.com/image/photos/Hill.JPG
"hi, have you met ted?"

[Frieda]

http://www.kantei.go.jp/jp/asophoto/2009/03/images/23seirousi2.jpg

".. and as the chairman, i will now demonstrate the proper way to do a cartwheel."

[Frieda]

http://vervephoto.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/addario_bhutan.jpg

your doggie's gonna have a puppy, and we're runnin outta coke
no enchiladas in the icebox, and the television's broke
i saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt, i smelled some perfume in your ear
and if you're gonna keep on messin', don't bring your business back a-here

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.edhill-law.com/image/photos/Hill.JPG

What say you come back to my place, and I show you how my nose got so red?

[Frieda]

http://www.edhill-law.com/image/photos/Hill.JPG

and i'll also tell you why i'm sitting on this donut pillow.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.captaindix.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/swim_suit_party_august_25th2007_054.28112657_large .jpg

Funky Tuba is smug over the money he made dancing when he was supposed to be judging The Dictionary Game.

[Brynn]

http://www.edhill-law.com/image/photos/Hill.JPG

Making friends and relatives since 1998

[Brynn]

http://www.captaindix.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/swim_suit_party_august_25th2007_054.28112657_large .jpg

Ed took the precaution of photoshopping a beard and glasses onto his likeness when he realized what a poor choice he'd made in the red underwear department for the dance party.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-07/monk-kick-balls.jpg

it takes many years of training to be able to crush a man's foot with only your testicles.

[Brynn]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-07/monk-kick-balls.jpg

HB, Ed Hill of Portland OR. Please pay what you owe and apologize like the man you aren't. Hope you didn't hurt your foot.

[Coffee]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-07/monk-kick-balls.jpg
The Tibetan emmisarries practiced diverse techniques to stoically take on the rigors of their diplomatic mission to China.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://crystellehandbags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/marilyn-in-potato-sack-dress.jpg

Howdya like them potatas?

[Marcus Bales]

http://crystellehandbags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/marilyn-in-potato-sack-dress.jpg

Itchy nipples? Hyakujo's Fox Designs has got the solution for you!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://crystellehandbags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/marilyn-in-potato-sack-dress.jpg

"You know Marcus, when a man tells me he wants to get me in the sack, this isn't usually what he has in mind."

[Marcus Bales]

http://crystellehandbags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/marilyn-in-potato-sack-dress.jpg

"It's a charming accent, HF, but I could have sworn you said 'Get into your dancing spuds'. I thought it might be one of those quaint outback customs."

[Coffee]

http://crystellehandbags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/marilyn-in-potato-sack-dress.jpg

They never look as good off the rack. It's the fitting that makes it work.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01451/chipping-campden_1451064i.jpg

[Jack Flanders]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01451/chipping-campden_1451064i.jpg

A team practicing for the new Olympic sport 4-person Downhill Skiing. Coach Slalomon Mogul with team Mascot look on.

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01451/chipping-campden_1451064i.jpg

Hyakujo's Fox leads a team of Australians who've heard of skiing, which is passed by an old man walking by holding a baby.

[brightpearl]

^^^I'm glad y'all had a good time making fun of my nightie up there. :mad:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01451/chipping-campden_1451064i.jpg

Okay fellas, when you get going fast enough, yell "Pull!" and I'll throw the baby.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg


OS9? You expect me to work with OS NINE!?

[Brynn]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg
Okay, we can seat Bob & Beth Morrison next to my aunt, but you know Bob - as soon as the hunting/trapping issue comes up, she's going to get offended and things are going to turn ugly.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg
hey type in marsupial porn, just to see!

[Frieda]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg

"techical helpdesk? yes? ok, well, i'm getting i/o error messages from my human. it's no longer responding to telekinesis. the optical input does seem to work, so i'm using the cardboard charts as a workaround.. can you help me out please?? "

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg

Hyakujo's "Wallaby" Fox replies to a query on Schopenhauer in a PM to Frieda.

[Brynn]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg
G-37...wait...BINGO!

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01455/wallaby-laptop_1455860i.jpg

any key... any key... where the fark's the any key?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01447/the-icelandic-phal_1447517i.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01447/the-icelandic-phal_1447517i.jpg

Yeah, well, you should've seen the size of the whole wallaby.

[Marcus Bales]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01447/the-icelandic-phal_1447517i.jpg

We speculate that this is why Neanderthals died out.

[Brynn]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01447/the-icelandic-phal_1447517i.jpg

Once a day, he's allowed to open the hole to converse, but this is what he chooses to do instead.

[Marcus Bales]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01447/the-icelandic-phal_1447517i.jpg

THIS, Mr Bales, is what Kaskeens is waiting for.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01469/urban11_1469712i.jpg

[12"razormix]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01469/urban11_1469712i.jpg
Initially Mr. Painsworth seemed to respond well to the controversial
lygophobia therapy developed by the Chatham FREE! Clinic.

[zero]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01469/urban11_1469712i.jpg
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

[Marcus Bales]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01469/urban11_1469712i.jpg


Ezor looking for Kaskeens.

[Brynn]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/shane-sc00663fb9.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5rsvR3k91qzpl4ko1_500.jpg

and I went out from the great hotel, and there he was... marcus bales himself! his teeth where those of a lion and his glowing eyes were big as plates!

[brightpearl]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/shane-sc00663fb9.jpg

There are just so many directions I could go with this, yet none of them are advisable.

[funkytuba]

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/shane-sc00663fb9.jpg
"There must be an evolutionary reason for the ridges. I call them 'sassy'."

[funkytuba]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5rsvR3k91qzpl4ko1_500.jpg
Jesustitties warms up the crowd before wowing them with his patented "Helicopter Dance"

[funkytuba]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01469/urban11_1469712i.jpg
Wanda was a little confused about Sen. Stevens' "series of tubes" comment

[funkytuba]

http://crystellehandbags.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/marilyn-in-potato-sack-dress.jpg
Dontcha just wanna bur-LAP me up?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01535/sign16_1535738i.jpg

[lukkucairi]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01535/sign16_1535738i.jpg


Ron Jeremy not permitted.

[MoJoRiSin]

http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr5rsvR3k91qzpl4ko1_500.jpg

Years ago, in his childhood and youth, the great storyteller was merely a nimrod.

[MoJoRiSin]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg

queue

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg

yeah dude, yer a knight n all, but that mullet's gotta go.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg

Ok, where else does it itch?

[Coffee]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg

I dub thee Sir Gwain, Earle of...ooops...i dub thee Sir Gwain, Earless of Ipswich .

[brightpearl]

^:)

http://www.museworld.com/images/barney.jpg

[Coffee]

http://www.museworld.com/images/barney.jpg
Kids, can you spot the imaginary character? Trick question, of course they are all phonies.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg


Just look at that sheen! Guards! Here's the one whose been using the royal shampoo!

[Brynn]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg


I hereby dub thee Lord Personal Assistant.

[Brynn]

http://blogbrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vintage-family-computer.jpg

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://blogbrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vintage-family-computer.jpg

Brian and Meredith Noob unveil their surprise to Tad and Jennifer, thus becoming the first family in America to get a computer for Christmas.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://blogbrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vintage-family-computer.jpg

Daddy... which button makes the porn come out?

[Jack Flanders]

http://blogbrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vintage-family-computer.jpg

This new computer machine is really groovy!! What's in that other box you're holding?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://blogbrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/vintage-family-computer.jpg

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Marcus Bales]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg

"See where his hands are folded there? THAT's where he's hiding his erection!"

[funkytuba]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg

"I dub thee Sir Get Thee To My Chamber At Once You've Been A Very Very Naughty Squire"

[Coffee]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg
In the days before prescription eyewear, a red tabard was worn at the knighting ceremony to save potential embarrassment for shortsighted monarchs.

[Marcus Bales]

http://tig.mu.nu/archives/knighting.jpg

She could barely hold the sword steady as she thought "My god, am I the only one here to think 'My god, look at the size of his FEET!'?"

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01558/baby-elephant_1558816i.jpg

[Bman]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01558/baby-elephant_1558816i.jpg

::Nervous:: So they...NEVER forget huh?

[Brynn]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg
"Please don't take this the wrong way, Larry, but I'd feel so much better if we went dutch on the movie tonight."

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2006/04/lg_peck_paracs.jpg
Lana and Jim tortured themselves with regret for not adding bacon to their second-place prize-winning cassarole.

http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/0048c3fd/s640x480
"I'm sorry Claudia, but I just can't right now. If you must know, there are 102 gift requests on my home page, plus I made the colossal mistake of planting sugar cane on Farmville. Honestly, I'd have a villa by now if it weren't for you."

[MoJoRiSin]

^:D :D :D

[Marcus Bales]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

"If you mention that I wear my pants too high again, Claudette, I'll have you taken off the picture. Remember, I'm a goddamned movie idol!"

[Jack Flanders]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

Pleats on my pants? How more controlling can you be, Joan Crawford!! Bitch!!:)

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

See? 103 degrees. I told you I was the hottest guy in Hollywood.

[Brynn]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

To clarify, it was not a gun in my pocket, nor was I "just happy to see you."

[Brynn]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2006/04/lg_peck_paracs.jpg
Lana and Jim could not get back in the mood after viewing Marcus' post in the One Word thread.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

I'm afraid I've got some news - I peed on this this morning and I think you're preganant!

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2006/04/lg_peck_paracs.jpg

The battle raged between Frieda and Ze over what was "too colorful".

[Marcus Bales]

http://pics.livejournal.com/brandnewluv/pic/0048c3fd/s640x480

Too high to even take their clothes off, for the lovers the moment seemed to last forever.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

But for your initial rough outline you can't go past the 4H.

[brightpearl]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

Look, if you don't stop eating my lollipops, I'm going to poke you in the eye.

[Marcus Bales]

http://drx.typepad.com/psychotherapyblog/images/2008/08/29/vintage_photo.jpg

"About that long, but bigger around."

[Bman]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

One if by grassland, two if by savanna

[funkytuba]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

The Tawny Scrawny Lion (http://www.flickr.com/photos/krakencrafts/3599105784/in/photostream/) , tired of carrot soup, heads for the nearest Appleby's

[funkytuba]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Jesus Christ it's a lion. On my back!

that one doesn't read as well as it sounded in my head

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Faster! Get me out of this cage and I'll pay you handsome.

[Brynn]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

I don't care how you "like to be directed". I'm the director, biotch. Don't make me use the taser on you...

[Brynn]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Don't tell me I can't have my actors in silhouette for this scene. We're going to be here till one in the morning, so get comfortable, seeing as how it's all your fault anyway.

[Brynn]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Learn your damn lines and pick up your damn cues. We open in two days.

[Brynn]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Just pretend you know what you're doing about publicity and we'll get along just fine.

[Brynn]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Mommy!

[funkytuba]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Lion: Can you get me to LaGuardia in 15 minutes?!?!
Horse: Neigh.

[funkytuba]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg
I bet you're tastier than Roy

[funkytuba]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg
my 8yo son says the caption should be:

Lion: "I want to eat you!"
Horse: "Get off me, Lion! Don't eat me, Lion!"

... kind of literal-minded, that one

[Marcus Bales]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg


Ftfhfthfhfthfthfthftfh

[funkytuba]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Lion: "I can never do anything with my mane. How do you keep yours so long and shiny?
Horse: "I eat only oats and hay and grass."
Lion: "Nice try, meat."

[Coffee]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Horse: Psst, aren't you supposed to lay with a lamb?
Lion: I'm on the lam, get a move on dammit.

[Brynn]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg

Lion: "I can never do anything with my mane. How do you keep yours so long and shiny?
Horse: "I eat only oats and hay and grass."
Lion: "Nice try, meat."
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/LionBAR0602_468x393.jpg
my 8yo son says the caption should be:

Lion: "I want to eat you!"
Horse: "Get off me, Lion! Don't eat me, Lion!"

... kind of literal-minded, that one

LOL!:D

[brightpearl]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg

[Coffee]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg
WWJD? KFC!

[funkytuba]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg
"Are you sure it was loaves and *fishes*? Maybe it was loaves and juicy chicken breaded in a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices? Or are you an extra-crispy kind of guy?"

[MoJoRiSin]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg

"I have no Avatar"

[brightpearl]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg

"♫Why do birds
suddenly appear
every tiiiiiiime
you are near...?♫

Just like meeee
they long to beee
close to yooouuuuuu....♫"

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg

'How do you keep yours so immaculately white?'
'My garb or my conscience?'

[Coffee]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg

"See those fat people over there, and there, and there...your fault
with your drive-through tasty fat dispensaries.
You, Jack, and the Ronald will fix this shit or you'll fry in hell.
And I'll check up on you once in a while and complain about the
over-roasted coffee down here."

Que theme song for Deep Fried Angels

[Brynn]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg

"Well, suh, if you're discouraged about your followers, maybe you expect too much. If ah ask mah people to cleanse themselves, ah'm mostly talkin' moist towelette."

[Bman]

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/assets_c/2010/04/wenn5464398-thumb-420x630.jpg

You know, I'm really going to have to pull some strings to get you off the hook for that double down thing.

[Brynn]

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/22/worstweek.jpg

[Coffee]

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/22/worstweek.jpg

True, a "Mother/Daughter" fetish is not technically a crime...but "Mother/Sister" is, now put ur pants back on before dad gets home.

[MoJoRiSin]

http://www.bib-arch.org/images/loaves-and-fishes.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/22/worstweek.jpg

THAT's all there is to the notorious Infield Fly Rule?

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.bib-arch.org/images/loaves-and-fishes.jpg


This will never do -- I'm going to go with "Pizza! Pizza!"

[brightpearl]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg

"Same as downtown, young man: ten dollars."

[Bman]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg

"Years ago, this used to be all orange groves...far as the eye could see..."

[funkytuba]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg
"Young man, those nails are Ah-Trocious. You simply *must* go down and see my friend Nina at Cypress Nail Studio. She helped me through my fungus phase and she could do wonders for you. Tell her Evvie sent you and you'll get me 20% off my next visit."

[Coffee]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg

Are you the human female from the Escort service? My apologies Mme. , you all look the same to me. Nevertheless, could you please escort me to your leader.

[Marcus Bales]

That's all there is to the notorious Infield Fly Rule? I don't believe you!

[Brynn]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg
Yes ma'am, as a matter of fact, I would like a cookie...

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg

... and you won't believe what happened when I reached 17 billion XP points...

[Marcus Bales]

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/oderusgirlfriend.jpg


Three -- one of each -- here, let me get out my pictures!

[brightpearl]

Those are all sooooooo funny. :D
Here, sink yer teef into this one. I have high hopes.

http://whatnottocrochet.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/paris-hilton-and-a-camel.jpg

[funkytuba]

http://whatnottocrochet.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/paris-hilton-and-a-camel.jpg
Paris Hilton, eager to gain even greater worldwide prominence as a power nymph, takes the legend of Catherine the Great and makes it her own.

[Marcus Bales]

http://whatnottocrochet.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/paris-hilton-and-a-camel.jpg

When you said you wanted me to make the beast with two backs, I naturally thought ...

[Brynn]

http://whatnottocrochet.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/paris-hilton-and-a-camel.jpg
Paris: How do you like that muzzle, Llama?
Llama: Mmmmfgmmmgrm.
Paris: What?
Llama: Mmmmfgmmmgrm.

[Coffee]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14895-1301433916-6.jpg

Miss Monsanto - March 2011

[Marcus Bales]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14895-1301433916-6.jpg

Geordie, after eating Monsanto corn for only six weeks, achieves his life-long dream of being a white girl.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14895-1301433916-6.jpg

Sometimes XQ-37β would wonder if the new methods of reproduction really were the best.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14895-1301433916-6.jpg

Finally they came up with the idea of adding High Fructose Corn Syrup to corn.

[Brynn]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14895-1301433916-6.jpg

Blanche wanted to make sure that Zara, her gorgeous anorexic rival, got the special, butter-infused-in-every-kernel cob at her dinner party that night.

[funkytuba]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14895-1301433916-6.jpg

Geordie, after eating Monsanto corn for only six weeks, achieves his life-long dream of being a white girl.

winner

[Frieda]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz26famsni_700.jpg

[funkytuba]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz26famsni_700.jpg

"Is that an iPhone in the pocket of the Leftenant's jumpsuit or is the Leftenant merely enthusiastic to be in our company?"

[Marcus Bales]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz26famsni_700.jpg


"And that one's a good nine and a half inches."

[funkytuba]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz26famsni_700.jpg

Prince William and HRH his grandmother compare notes, discovering a common cross-generational affinity for shagging commoners in helicopters.

[Brynn]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz26famsni_700.jpg

Come on Granny, pull my finger. You know you want to.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz26famsni_700.jpg

Wills: And you just push the button, and the seat will tip any troublesome wife out the side.

Her Maj: Exxxxxxcellent!

[Marcus Bales]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz26famsni_700.jpg


"Oh, when I see her, Grams, my weenie goes 'Schwing!', like that!"

[Frieda]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

^"THE UPLOADING AND DOWNLOADING OF COPYWRITED MATERIAL IS ILL
EAGLE"

[Frieda]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg

pink steel

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg

The Royal "Wee"

[Marcus Bales]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg

I had in a poet for tea
It was worse than I'd feared it would be
He ate all the cake
And make no mistake
I'd had all that cake baked for me.

[funkytuba]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg

Dick Cheney discloses his previously undisclosed location.

[Marcus Bales]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg

Let's see, that's the Q on the triple letter score, U, I, X, O, T, his existing E, and the S on the triple word score. That'll give that upstart Australian something to think about!

[MoJoRiSin]

.................................. and when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for awhile :)

[brightpearl]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg

I can make squirrels explode with my mind.

[Coffee]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1gz6cdaerxg_700.jpg
"Use 'Cake', 'Hat', and 'Party' in the same sentence again and we'll take a little stroll to Tower Hill and party like it was 1499.

[MoJoRiSin]

"...now I'm a believer"

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fashion-katten-froot5-590x392.jpg

I told you I hate purrrple!


(Has anyone noticed the ridiculous similarity with the previous picture?)

[Brynn]

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fashion-katten-froot5-590x392.jpg

Listen, Bucko, "been" and "queen" don't rhyme in these parts. Not only is it none of your business, but rest assured, I get away with it. And don't call me "*****cat." Now fvck off.


(Has anyone noticed the ridiculous similarity with the previous picture?)Yes I did.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://www.froot.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/fashion-katten-froot5-590x392.jpg

Do I LOOK like a LOL cat?

[funkytuba]

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14895-1301433916-6.jpg
Captions from my kids:

"This guy wants to shoot the corn with a shot and butter in it!" :)

[MoJoRiSin]

http://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/files/2008/12/marriagemarket-for-blog.jpg

Roman[/SIZE]"]i can hardly wait

[Frieda]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz207a2fk9_700.jpg

[Frieda]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

I have given her my love, and she has requited it.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

In Russia, HAT WEARS YOU!

[brightpearl]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

I HAT that guy.

[brightpearl]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

If your stupid plan works, I'll eat my hat.

[brightpearl]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

Two things you'd have to be a real idiot to go without on the tundra: underwear and a hat.

Hmmmm....

[Coffee]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg
No one is "getting" our Sgt. Shultz and Capt Kirk costumes, not because I didn't wear a yellow shirt, but because it is a stupid concept and you wore the wrong hat dumbkoff.

[funkytuba]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg
Hat guy: Man... It's been ages since my last dye job. What color should I dye the hat this time? I've been thinking about a jaunty red.

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

Hmm... I have to dispose of that guy somehow. His collar would make such a nice bearskin hat.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

I had cabbage for breakfast and lunch, why do you ask?

[Coffee]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

Your request for a less silly uniform hat is...Denied.

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fz73oa3sqk_700.jpg

Look I don't get to be President any more, so yes you have to wear a stupid hat.

[brightpearl]

http://blog.unl.edu/dixon/files/2011/08/YF.jpg

[Coffee]

http://blog.unl.edu/dixon/files/2011/08/YF.jpg
This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.

[Brynn]

http://blog.unl.edu/dixon/files/2011/08/YF.jpg
I just saved money on my car insurance.

[Brynn]

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/3/14/11/enhanced-buzz-9449-1331738267-28.jpg
...and after that, I'll make some homemade mac n' cheese for us.

[Frieda]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fzbjqac6uo_700.jpg

[MoJoRiSin]

this is sort of scary looking

[brightpearl]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fzbjqac6uo_700.jpg

Him: I'll have to keep a really straight face so she doesn't know I peed in her champagne.

Her: Oh, that's just great. We had the same idea.

[brightpearl]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fzbjqac6uo_700.jpg

Version 2:
Him: I'll have to keep a really straight face so she doesn't know I peed in her champagne.

Her: I'll have to keep a really straight face so he doesn't know I poisoned his champagne.

[Coffee]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fzbjqac6uo_700.jpg

Thought Bubble on Left:
It can be overwhelming sometimes, the responsibility, prestige, and power, that comes from being one of the leaders of the world. I hope I am projecting an aura of solemnity and grace in combination with confidence appropriate to the occasion.

Thought Bubble on Right:
Ye gods this bitch is boring! I wish Bill were here, he knew how to party.

[funkytuba]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fzbjqac6uo_700.jpg

Left Thought Bubble:
Well, Asti is supposed to be drunk very young... this one's so old it seems to have lost its floral characteristics. Oh well, I guess I'll have to just take one for the team.

Right Though Bubble:
Man, I never thought we'd get away with carbonating this Thunderbird... Maybe we can get her to drink some of the MD 20/20 left over from the 2008 olympics.

[Coffee]

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1fzbjqac6uo_700.jpg
She thinks:
I can't stand these photo ops in front of the flag, I'm certain those stripes make me look chunky.

He thinks:
Sacre Bleu, her ass make that dress look fat.

[Frieda]

http://bin.snmmd.nl/m/m1nxdmna46cc_std1024.jpg

[brightpearl]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpg

[Coffee]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpg

Hello, I'm Brooke Woods, from Tooth Fairy Services...you're account is way overdue and I'm here to collect.

[funkytuba]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpg
Richard Simmons: Trust me... when you get to my age, you'll ALL look like Vincent (http://cdn5.celebgreat.com/pics/5c/6f/Vincent-Schiavelli-79c8a.jpg) Schiavelli (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Schiavelli).

[Hyakujo's Fox]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpgI see in you - the very marks of death itself!

[funkytuba]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpg
Will Forte: Thank you for saying I'd make a great Doctor. You'd make an excellent Benny Hill. [cue Yakkity Sax]

[brightpearl]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpg

Hold still or I'll never get my other false eyelash out of your nose!

[Brynn]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpg

Kiss me, Slobberlips, I'm thirsty.

[MoJoRiSin]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/6/21/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-14358-1371831328-32.jpg

Not really sure what I am looking at here, but zinnias are native to
North America

[brightpearl]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-V0u_ujoxilE/TsMKrq7Qb7I/AAAAAAAAHVg/bNI2qNkfKUg/s400/yoga_sting+and+trudie.jpg