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dinzdale
12-09-2003, 04:06 PM
I would but I dont like you very much.
Is it just me?
Red Princess
12-09-2003, 04:27 PM
usually is.
anyone agree?
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by dinzdale
I would but I dont like you very much.
Is it just me?
:(
Shall I get my coat?
dinzdale
12-09-2003, 04:39 PM
No.
It was the heat of the moment.
Can we just all get along?
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 04:41 PM
ok.
Should I fillet this or bone it?
malina
12-09-2003, 04:41 PM
< blushing >
BONE IT!
how do I reply to blushing?
malina
12-09-2003, 04:50 PM
you don't really have to ... i was just interrupting! :D
can i watch while you .. bone it?
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 04:52 PM
I have a filleter but not a boner.:(
Can you help?
malina
12-09-2003, 04:54 PM
of course!
with the boner or with the filleter?
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 05:04 PM
My filleter's fine, it's my boner I'm missing, I definitely have one but I just can't seem to lay may hands on it at the moment.
Any thoughts?
malina
12-09-2003, 05:07 PM
several :)
you really shouldn't have to lay your hands on it --- it'll eventually just turn up on its own... you'll see!
dinzdale
12-09-2003, 05:07 PM
Did you leave it in your other pants?
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 05:19 PM
I'll check, but it won't be there. I always take it out of my pants.
This is terrible.. :mad: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BONER?
dinzdale
12-09-2003, 05:19 PM
When did you last have it out?
Red Princess
12-09-2003, 05:23 PM
this morning.
are you soiling the thread?
malina
12-09-2003, 05:25 PM
i'm trying to!
how am i doing?
dinzdale
12-09-2003, 05:27 PM
You're not helping McPerky find his boner.
Maybe someone had it out and was playing with it. Did you think of that?
Red Princess
12-09-2003, 05:28 PM
*deleting simultaneous post*
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 05:29 PM
This morning.
If I don't do something about this soon will it go off?
malina
12-09-2003, 05:30 PM
*lol i did the same*
malina
12-09-2003, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Perky Pat
This morning.
If I don't do something about this soon will it go off?
i thought it already went off
you lost it didn't you??
funkytuba
12-09-2003, 05:36 PM
Sheesh, you guys... here it is... here it is:
<img src='http://www.cooking.speedera.net/c3aabbfb78ba8698202b8404cecb4e31/images/products/shprodde/109101.jpg'>
Stew anyone?
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 05:41 PM
That's not my boner. Mine's bigger than that.
How do you manage with such a small boner?
malina
12-09-2003, 05:45 PM
they say it's not the size that counts
i never had a boner - does size make a difference in the handling?
dinzdale
12-09-2003, 05:51 PM
It depends what you're used to. I expect in Canada you can only get those small ones, but Perky has a British one which we all know are much bigger and more difficult to manage unless you know what you're doing.
Any luck yet Perk? Why isnt it in it's sheath?
Perky Pat
12-09-2003, 06:08 PM
I never get boners that come in sheaths. And the next boner I get will be for malina as she's never had one and I think she's missing out.
Shall I put it away now?
dinzdale
12-09-2003, 06:12 PM
I should think so. And try using a sheath for safety sake..
Are we done now?
god I hope so.
is anybody else tired of this?
maychorian
12-09-2003, 06:23 PM
yes.
Why do firefighters wear red suspenders?
To hold their pants up.
What's the best way to get out of writing an article due at the end of the day?
maychorian
12-09-2003, 06:27 PM
There is no way. ::sigh:: I'm working on it, between bouts of internet doodling.
Have you found a way?
Nope. I a designer. I receive copy. I don't write it.
Where do you find a genie when you need one?
maychorian
12-09-2003, 06:32 PM
I've been trying to figure that one out for a long, long time . . .
Knock knock.
Who's there?
chuckie egg
12-10-2003, 10:31 AM
Big ish.
What DO I want for Christmas?
Frieda
12-10-2003, 10:35 AM
duh, world peace! :p
when o when will the dishwasher fixing man call?
when you have given up hope.
what number am I tthinking of?
agentsmith
12-10-2003, 12:19 PM
A
what is my problem?
Frieda
12-10-2003, 01:41 PM
youīre misunderstood!
whatīs your lucky number?
dinzdale
12-10-2003, 04:36 PM
A
what's my problem? Huh? (Deja vu all over again)
Audreyvgs
12-10-2003, 04:43 PM
You repeat yourself
Where's my buccaneers?
dinzdale
12-10-2003, 04:48 PM
On the side of your buccanhead.
Whare is my army?
on the side of your body
what is wrong with my scanner?
Frieda
12-10-2003, 04:58 PM
itīs on strike!
whatīs wrong with my dishwasher?
Perky Pat
12-10-2003, 05:00 PM
It needs a new knob.
Are there any out there?
malina
12-10-2003, 05:01 PM
oh yes!
would you like a cup of coffee?
maychorian
12-10-2003, 05:02 PM
No.
What do they call baby cats in Alabama?
malina
12-10-2003, 05:05 PM
thank you ;)
what colour socks are you wearing?
maychorian
12-10-2003, 05:07 PM
One red, one purple. (Actually, that was yesterday.)
What color pants will you wear tomorrow?
Perky Pat
12-10-2003, 05:15 PM
Black and white stripey - always k-mart, must be k-mart.
May I have the pleasure of this dance?
Frieda
12-10-2003, 05:52 PM
of course!
whatīs the solution to the runtime error 200 that i seem to get when starting this .exe?
restart.
Where is Martin's photo?
Frieda
12-10-2003, 06:06 PM
still under your scanner!
restarting wonīt work, i seem to have to install some patch for TurboPascal, but iīm not even running TurboPascal. any good ideas?
Coffee
12-10-2003, 07:05 PM
Do you really need the new program...if it aint broke don't fix it.
Will it rain this weekend?
Red Princess
12-10-2003, 07:13 PM
yes, it will somewhere...
why do they put the scratchy padding in these things?
Frieda
12-10-2003, 07:17 PM
because it was made by MEN! :eek:
i really want to play that damn game. Egatrek. should i just get my 80/88 to work again??
Coffee
12-10-2003, 07:21 PM
Not unless you can make up your mind if it is and 88 or an 80.
What kind of PC games do you play?
Frieda
12-10-2003, 07:22 PM
haha, fps and sims. itīs an 80/88, trust me :D
go to work again tomorrow?
Coffee
12-10-2003, 07:23 PM
Only if you need the money.
Flight sims???
Frieda
12-10-2003, 07:36 PM
no building sims. simcity, simanything! :)
do you play computer games?
RuneT
12-10-2003, 07:54 PM
the damn mahjong is making me go absolutely bonkers!
3'rd clearing PLEASE!
are you ok?
Klynne
12-10-2003, 09:27 PM
Well, I think I am.
Where are my glasses?
Frieda
12-11-2003, 02:45 PM
in the bathroom
will i have to go back to work tonight?
Perky Pat
12-11-2003, 03:27 PM
Only if you leave your house-keys on our desk.
Who on earth wrote this instruction book?
lapietra
12-11-2003, 03:41 PM
Someone who is a native speaker of Lithuanian.
Who's going to Disneyland tomorrow??? :D :D :D :D :D
maychorian
12-11-2003, 03:51 PM
It isn't me, I know that much.
When will the stuff I bought on ebay arrive?
lapietra
12-11-2003, 04:48 PM
The day after Christmas...
How did my apartment get so messy so quickly?
Perky Pat
12-11-2003, 04:58 PM
Messy's there?
I wondered where he went. Why didn't you tell us?
bealeblues
12-11-2003, 05:16 PM
b/c she's thinking of using the woodchipper.....
when will the south rise again?
maychorian
12-11-2003, 05:32 PM
When the overabundance of people named "Bubba" causes the universe to rise up and demand some sort of balancing, (like the "Force") . . . and since war kills so many people, this would be the most expedient way of balancing this lopsided equation.
What's your favorite Christmas treat?
Frieda
12-11-2003, 05:42 PM
kerstkransjes!
edit: fark i forgot the question! :eek:
whatīs your favorite smiley?
Perky Pat
12-11-2003, 06:16 PM
This one. Mona, from Japan.
http://www7.plala.or.jp/mneko/2cher/wallpaper/mona02_yellow_m.gif
If you were an Eskimo, what would your favourite Elvis song be?
Klynne
12-11-2003, 06:46 PM
Blue Hawaii
Is that and Elvis song?
Frieda
12-11-2003, 07:07 PM
i donīt know, letīs pretend it is anyway! :p
whooooaaaaahiiioooooo whooooaaaaiiiooooooo when will my headache gooooooo?
maychorian
12-11-2003, 08:42 PM
I hope it goes soon!
How many zemonkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
RuneT
12-11-2003, 08:45 PM
they would just start arguing and then they would get plastered (drunk). In the dark.
who used the word "zemonkey" first?
dinzdale
12-12-2003, 12:55 PM
Moonbabe.
Why is it so slow today?
maychorian
12-12-2003, 04:16 PM
Slowness is only a state of mind.
Do I really have to?
lapietra
12-12-2003, 04:48 PM
Yes - but I think you find as you progress you'll be pleasantly surprised... I know I was :)
Are we there yet?
maychorian
12-12-2003, 04:50 PM
The pleasure is in the journey, not the destination.
Where are we going, anyway?
lapietra
12-12-2003, 04:52 PM
December 17th - world premiere of "Return of the King". :D
Can we sit in the second row? (I get a crick in my neck when I sit in the first...)
maychorian
12-12-2003, 05:05 PM
Sure. Second or third row. I love the theaters with stadium seating, where just about every seat is pretty good.
Are you going to be there opening night?
agentsmith
12-12-2003, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by lapietra
December 17th - world premiere of "Return of the King". :D
oh yeah, i remember. i wanna see that! saruman and wormtongue ought to have passionate sex.
lapietra
12-12-2003, 05:40 PM
Probably not... tho' it *is* going to be at a theatre within walking distance of my apartment... hmmmmm....
Are you?
malina
12-12-2003, 05:42 PM
yes i AM :D
to be or not to be?
maychorian
12-12-2003, 05:43 PM
Prolly not. Finals. I WANT to be there opening night, though!
What are your plans for Christmas?
jaymirror
12-12-2003, 06:22 PM
Lay on my parent's sofa and hug my old lovely dog for the whole afternoon. Then have dinner with my family and exchange presents.
What's not three?
Magpie
12-12-2003, 07:16 PM
Three Bunnies http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/2buns.jpg
Will you be drinking on Christmas? ;)
dinzdale
12-12-2003, 08:34 PM
Yes....while I'm on jaymirror's parents' settee with an old dog.
Is it time to go yet?
Klynne
12-12-2003, 08:51 PM
Almost.
Anyone need to stop to use the bathroom?
Perky Pat
12-13-2003, 09:47 AM
I'm okay, I went before we left.
Is it much further?
malina
12-13-2003, 11:00 AM
it's at the end of this road
can you see it?
Perky Pat
12-13-2003, 11:10 AM
YES!
Shall we have our usual when we get there, or shall we try something different?
malina
12-13-2003, 11:12 AM
let's try something different
shall we stay for a long time?
lapietra
12-13-2003, 04:44 PM
Oh yes please let's!!! And put our feet up on the seat and order cup after cup of coffee and talk about *everything*...
Did you save room for pie?
catbelly
12-13-2003, 04:45 PM
There is *always* room for pie!!
Will someone tell a story?
Klynne
12-13-2003, 05:23 PM
Sure
Do you like scary stories?
Hermione
12-13-2003, 05:23 PM
yes I do
are you hungry?
Frieda
12-13-2003, 10:52 PM
how did you know?
when will i finally sleep?
lapietra
12-13-2003, 11:03 PM
after you have a piece of this freshly made peanut butter fudge... :D
Is he a big tease or what?
priceyfatprude
12-13-2003, 11:08 PM
They all are.
Does he deserve to see my temper?
fodder
12-13-2003, 11:10 PM
for sure, getting pissed is fun
do you think this thread is cute?
agentsmith
12-13-2003, 11:40 PM
about as cute as you. which isnt very.
why am i purple?
Frieda
12-14-2003, 10:04 AM
because youīre looking in the mirror while wearing your uberevil purple sunglasses.
http://www.solarmagic.com/sm_images/purple_sunglass_sm.jpg
what to wear on that christmas gala dinner?
Perky Pat
12-14-2003, 10:10 AM
These. http://www.webundies.com/images/jwlck543129t.jpg
are they too formal?
Frieda
12-14-2003, 11:05 AM
yay! wonder woman! nooo, not too formal at all! :D
what on earth is wrong with my dishwasher!!
Perky Pat
12-14-2003, 02:57 PM
he's on his day-off.
remember?
lapietra
12-15-2003, 01:24 AM
I'm having a little trouble... Perhaps if you cross my palm with silver...
Would you like some liquorice?
malina
12-15-2003, 01:27 AM
eeeeeeewwwwwwww!
do you have any chocolate?
lapietra
12-15-2003, 01:33 AM
yes... a chocolate almond rum torte...
Would you like a piece?
malina
12-15-2003, 01:35 AM
i would LOVE a piece :)
how can i make it up to you?
lapietra
12-15-2003, 01:37 AM
I would loooooove some melon vodka! :D
Do you think it's possible I might be growing UP? :eek:
malina
12-15-2003, 01:39 AM
it's possible but it would be a pity
who would you like to grow up to be?
lapietra
12-15-2003, 01:41 AM
ummmmmm.... just like me but better at making money. :) And less clueless with men. :D
Are you sitting comfortably?
malina
12-15-2003, 01:42 AM
nope, i'm sitting on a metal garden chair :)
i have this image of you lying down in my head, are you?
lapietra
12-15-2003, 01:45 AM
Nope! I'm sitting perched on a big, old desk chair with my Merlin next to me... but I will be lying down soon... with my new birthday book... :)
What will you be doing for Christmas?
malina
12-15-2003, 01:50 AM
i'll be home with my loved ones and ex-loved one
which book is it?
lapietra
12-15-2003, 01:57 AM
It's "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor" by Bruce Campbell.... he makes me drool :D I LOOOOOOVE gorgeous goofy men... :)
Should I give Merlin some catnip?? :D
But of course, *in best Bob Dylan voice* everybody must get stoned!
What should I have for breakfast?
Frieda
12-15-2003, 11:51 AM
sure! :)
will that order get here in time??
RuneT
12-15-2003, 11:53 AM
Does pigs fly?
(that was an answer and a question)
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 11:54 AM
Ummm. Yes!
How many more to 100000?
RuneT
12-15-2003, 11:55 AM
516 karotten
what was my favourite phrase yesterday?
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 11:56 AM
easy! "mm"
where can i find all those karotten?
RuneT
12-15-2003, 11:59 AM
You want to know the truth? There's fields of carrots out there.
You ripp them out of the ground and kill them.
What's your worst nightmare?
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:02 PM
not being the 100000th poster
and yours?
RuneT
12-15-2003, 12:05 PM
You being the 100000th poster instead of me.
Are we cool?
no not cool-ICE COLD!
Who loves what Frieda is doing with her avatar?
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:09 PM
ME, ME!!!
Who will be the 100000th poster?
ME! ME!
Did you know there is a maroon carrot?
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:11 PM
Is there? I want one!!!
WIll you give it to me for christmas?
Actually I think this (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=100000#post100000) is the 100000 post.
sorry to break it to you.
Sure I'll give you a maroon carrot. They taste terrible though.
Do you still want one?
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:15 PM
Sure! I can appreciate the taste of ... well, of maroon carrots i guess... (umm)
Will it snow again at frieda's avatar?
I hope so, but maybe this time WITH her hat on!
Will it snow here?
jaymirror
12-15-2003, 12:27 PM
In Texas? I don't think so.
Does it snow in Texas??
maychorian
12-15-2003, 09:21 PM
Yes! http://home.swbell.net/dbcherry/snow_in_texas.htm
What's the difference between an orange?
Perky Pat
12-16-2003, 05:24 PM
I know nothing of such matters.
who cares?
malina
12-16-2003, 05:35 PM
i care. i really really do.
was that convincing?
of course. i believe in every word you say.
why are you so damn special?
Perky Pat
12-16-2003, 05:59 PM
I was convinced 100%, I truly was.
edit: sorry rmr!
can you hang on a minute while I sort myself out?
i'll wait.
don't you hate it when i jump in and screw things up??
Perky Pat
12-16-2003, 06:02 PM
not a bit.
could you do it again?
i'll try, but it usually happens when i'm least expecting it.
i'm going to repeat myself........why are you so damn special???
Coffee
12-16-2003, 06:47 PM
Because I posted the 100K post..nyanny nyanny nya nya.:D
What the matter?
Klynne
12-16-2003, 07:17 PM
I miss you
How does that make you feel?
Coffee
12-16-2003, 07:58 PM
warm and fuzzy.
Having a good day?
Coffee
12-16-2003, 08:00 PM
now i can...sorry.
Boss being a prick???
a beyatch, but close.
how's that old friend of yours??
Klynne
12-16-2003, 08:04 PM
He's history, booted to the curb.
How much longer do you have to work?
Coffee
12-16-2003, 08:06 PM
I'm waiting on art approvals from some clients...have no idea.
How bout you?
Klynne
12-16-2003, 08:10 PM
About 30 more minutes.
You call this work?:D
Coffee
12-16-2003, 08:11 PM
Not this...you other job.
Does your boss know about you moonlighting on Ze's page?
Klynne
12-16-2003, 08:19 PM
No
Are you going to tell on me? :(
Hermione
12-16-2003, 08:34 PM
Nope.
should I start my homework?
Red Princess
12-16-2003, 08:53 PM
no
can i have a beer now?
xerocs
12-16-2003, 10:35 PM
sure
what kind?
Klynne
12-16-2003, 10:37 PM
Anything but Miller.
Should I quit my job and join the Peace Corp?
maychorian
12-16-2003, 11:31 PM
Yes. No.
Should I make cookies tonight?
Hermione
12-17-2003, 02:46 AM
No.. make them tomorrow night.
what are you doing for xmas?
agentsmith
12-17-2003, 02:50 AM
um....watching movies?
have you ever worn adult diapers?
nope.
why do we even bother?
lapietra
12-17-2003, 02:40 PM
cuz it's fun, later...
what should I have for breakfast?
malina
12-17-2003, 02:46 PM
http://www.floristhk.com/Cakes/love%20heart.gif this.. and this! http://sneakykitchen.com/kitchen/recipe_images/mochaccino.jpg
what will you do after breakfast?
lapietra
12-17-2003, 02:50 PM
I will look for paperwork to take to court with me today... have a little fix-it ticket issue to resolve...
Why are boys so bad at returning phone calls?
Frieda
12-17-2003, 03:42 PM
because they donīt remember to call back because their brain is half the size of a female brain!
should i send christmas cards this year?
dinzdale
12-17-2003, 04:08 PM
No.
What?
fodder
12-17-2003, 04:15 PM
i just thought you looked sad is all
what should i get my mom for christmas?
dinzdale
12-17-2003, 04:17 PM
Chippendales front row tickets..(it's what she's always wanted)
How much do you want to spend?
malina
12-17-2003, 04:32 PM
all of it!
are you wearing any underwear and what colour is it?
fodder
12-17-2003, 04:34 PM
i'm wearing a robe, it's purple
are robes only for grandmothers
maychorian
12-17-2003, 04:59 PM
Answer is hazy at this time.
Why does posting in this thread feel like playing with a magic 8 ball?
Perky Pat
12-17-2003, 05:38 PM
I know nothing of this matter.
does this thing have a built in self-timer?
Red Princess
12-17-2003, 05:41 PM
no but it about to go off
how many computers can i crash all at once?
dinzdale
12-17-2003, 06:01 PM
How many are on the truck? All of them.
Is this becoming?
Red Princess
12-17-2003, 06:08 PM
absolutely
can i afford more of them?
Frieda
12-17-2003, 06:25 PM
all you want! :)
who wants a christmas card?
i do
when will you send it?
Frieda
12-17-2003, 06:27 PM
when you pm me your address!! :p
will it arrive in time??
i hope so.........i love mail.
what's gotten into you??
malina
12-17-2003, 06:31 PM
i love you too! :)
oh..... MAIL! .... fark!!
Frieda
12-17-2003, 06:58 PM
whatīs the question?
Red Princess
12-17-2003, 07:25 PM
i forget
shall we ask a new one?
Perky Pat
12-17-2003, 07:34 PM
ok.
what is this knob for?
Klynne
12-17-2003, 07:41 PM
Don't touch it!!!!!
Can I have a santa hat?
dinzdale
12-17-2003, 07:46 PM
Nope....you've been too naughty.
What about this one?
Klynne
12-17-2003, 07:48 PM
Sure that one is fine
Who told you I was naughty?
dinzdale
12-17-2003, 07:50 PM
My elf buddy.....he always checks for me.
Anyone else want to know if they're on the list?
Perky Pat
12-17-2003, 08:09 PM
yes, but it's okay, i'll call the helpline.
flaps down for landing?
Klynne
12-17-2003, 08:11 PM
I think it would help.
Will you wrap these for me?
Perky Pat
12-17-2003, 08:13 PM
certainly.
can you hold them still?
Klynne
12-17-2003, 08:17 PM
Sure, boy they are active.
It is hard to wrap king cobras isn't it?
~*WickedAngel*~
12-17-2003, 08:38 PM
Sure is.
Do you know who the Spotted Elephant is?
Coffee
12-17-2003, 11:45 PM
Rudolph perhaps??
http://www.lechachkabox.com/images/minielephant.jpg
Never heard of him.
What letter follows Z?
malina
12-18-2003, 12:25 AM
a
would you rather live in a palace or in a castle?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 12:32 AM
Hard call... castles are supposed to be drafty, but palaces would be hard to clean... Prolly a castle. I'm all about the aesthetic value. :D
Is there anything better than a bubble bath?
malina
12-18-2003, 12:38 AM
yes.
are you having a pleasant evening? :)
xerocs
12-18-2003, 02:53 AM
not really
what is a good comfort food?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 03:10 AM
What isn't? But in answer - macaroni and cheese always does it for me. And mashed potatoes. :D
Can I carry that for you?
SpecialK
12-18-2003, 04:02 AM
I can handle it.
Whats your deal?
Red Princess
12-18-2003, 01:07 PM
2 for 1
do i need those boots in brown or black?
maychorian
12-18-2003, 02:00 PM
Both. Also bright red.
Do you REALLY think it's a good idea to have that many light strings plugged into one outlet?
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 02:03 PM
oh yes, a grand idea. climb down there and lick the socket, too, thats fun.
when will i feel better?
dinzdale
12-18-2003, 02:06 PM
When the cocaine delivery man arrives.
Is it farking slow today or just an illusion?
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 02:06 PM
its farking slow.
whats your favorite word?
maychorian
12-18-2003, 02:07 PM
Oscapalooza
What's that over there?
dinzdale
12-18-2003, 02:14 PM
A big pile of oscapalooza shit.
Can you hear that?
maychorian
12-18-2003, 02:16 PM
The sound of doors being slammed and windows opened? All the time.
How many?
dinzdale
12-18-2003, 02:18 PM
Lots I should think, or not very many.
Do you know something of these matters?
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 02:19 PM
nothing at all.
who's your favorite artist?
Perky Pat
12-18-2003, 02:22 PM
http://www.illumin.co.uk/images/products/eyecovers/Opie_eye_130.jpg
Anyone fancy a nice cup of tea and a sit-down?
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 02:23 PM
i sure do
favorite tea?
maychorian
12-18-2003, 02:25 PM
Peppermint.
Sugar?
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 02:26 PM
yes please
http://www22.brinkster.com/thegrimweeper/avatars does that interest you?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 05:04 PM
if I could see it, it might.... Yes, yes it does.
Do you think it's safe to ignore me?
Coffee
12-18-2003, 05:06 PM
sorry...what did you say?
Where might one find large craters?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 05:10 PM
here :) (http://www.astronet.ru/db/msg/1192270/eng/)
May I offer you one of these?
Perky Pat
12-18-2003, 05:15 PM
Thanks!
WTF is it?
Coffee
12-18-2003, 05:17 PM
A settee
What would you like in your coffee?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 05:18 PM
Lots and lots of cream, a smidge of sugar, and a little hazelnut syrup.
May I offer you a fluffy pillow as well?
Coffee
12-18-2003, 05:20 PM
Thanks, your a sweetie.
Do these pajamas look good on me?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 05:23 PM
ummmm... they'd look better over there. :)
Can I use this to make zucchini bread?
Coffee
12-18-2003, 05:27 PM
No...you must use Zuchini in zuchini bread.
Ok...the pajamas are over there...now how do they look?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 05:30 PM
I'm sorry - I was distracted... What am I supposed to be looking at?
Should I wash or peel that first?
Coffee
12-18-2003, 05:34 PM
yikes...stay away from my zuchini!!!
Unless you just want to wash it...alot.
Do you really have 5 cats?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 05:54 PM
Yes... but they live equally inside and out, so there's really no problem with Eau de Chat Homme.
How about if I use this?
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 05:54 PM
oh, that will never work.
how many zhuccini's have you dated?
Perkina
12-18-2003, 05:58 PM
not a one ( i'm too young to date )
if you had to live in iceland or nepal, which would you choose?
agentsmith
12-18-2003, 05:59 PM
iceland
what color PANTS are you wearing?
Perkina
12-18-2003, 06:00 PM
black
what colour is your left eye?
Coffee
12-18-2003, 06:05 PM
Hazel/green
What are your favorite diapers?
lapietra
12-18-2003, 11:32 PM
Kirkwood (found at Costco - actually they're Huggies I think but Kirkwood has an agreement with them ;))
Has anyone finished their Christmas shopping already?
Klynne
12-18-2003, 11:38 PM
Nope, finishing it up this weekend.
The malls will be frightening won't they?
fodder
12-18-2003, 11:45 PM
malls are sick
what are you doing?
Klynne
12-18-2003, 11:49 PM
Talking to some dick head on the phone, but I really should have nothing to do with him.
Why me, it must be lust, isn't it?
Coffee
12-18-2003, 11:58 PM
It's always lust...love is the rational we justify it with if we find we can stand being around them.
Am I cynical?
Klynne
12-19-2003, 12:11 AM
Maybe you are. But maybe you are not.
Everyone that reads this, check your smoke detectors tonight, you will see it in the USA Today tomorrow, 7 people lost their lives last night in my hometown. They lived four blocks away from me. Three adults, and four children. Hate to be a bummer, but keep you families safe. Sad isn't it?
Coffee
12-19-2003, 12:18 AM
Yes...but think of the money they saved on batteries. Do'oh :(
You do realize that was just an attempt at levity upon hearing sad news don't you...sorta a reflex protective response to keep from getting totaly bummed out as well as a reminder that it aint to hard to hit the test button once in a while and that Duracells don't last forever?
Klynne
12-19-2003, 12:25 AM
Yes, I do sweets!
Lets just make sure that we are all safe, can't we?
SpecialK
12-19-2003, 03:03 AM
But we're NOT!
Can you take care of this for me, please?
no, you're being lazy.
why can't you do it yourself?
lapietra
12-19-2003, 03:26 PM
She's busy wrapping Christmas gifts.
May I try one of those, please?
agentsmith
12-19-2003, 03:39 PM
NO! *slaps hand*
well, ok, would you like chocolate or vanilla?
lapietra
12-19-2003, 03:45 PM
oh. Don't you have any pistachio? I like pistachio....
Are those always that furry?
agentsmith
12-19-2003, 03:50 PM
oh yes, always.
razor, or wax?
lapietra
12-19-2003, 04:19 PM
Razor - tho' I've heard wax lasts longer...
Do you know how to tie one of these?
Perky Pat
12-19-2003, 04:21 PM
left over right, under and up then right over left, under and up.
Is that too tight under your chin?
lapietra
12-19-2003, 04:23 PM
Not at all - expertly done. ;)
Do you think two of these is too many?
Perky Pat
12-19-2003, 04:30 PM
two?..... TWO!?
mean to say that's all you've got!?
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