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lapietra
04-27-2004, 04:25 PM
You'd look more sophisticated if you held it in the other hand.
There... that's it. ;)


Does this tickle?

dinzdale
04-27-2004, 04:27 PM
HAHAahahahahHAHAHAHHEHEheheheeheeehehehHAHAHAhohoh oh......:( *whooooo*

No. :)



Why are you wearing stilletoes today?

Spicy Jack
04-27-2004, 04:34 PM
To bash "Mr. Sunshine" in the head. Farker

Is it bad to HATE someone for being annoying?

daverbee
04-27-2004, 04:39 PM
Depends on what they're doing to be annoying. A really bad Jim Carrey impersonation that never stops is a good reason for hatred.

Why, am I annoying you? Are we there yet?

lapietra
04-27-2004, 04:55 PM
Here's a pomegranate. Have fun.


Does anyone envy Condy Rice right now?

nycwriters
04-27-2004, 05:27 PM
I think I recall some proverb about making a bed and lying in it. ;)

Have you turned on CNN today? Do you think they'll be OK?

Avalon
04-27-2004, 05:35 PM
There is a terrible fire fight going on in Falluja:(

Is it wrong to just want everyone to come home and have it be over?

nycwriters
04-27-2004, 05:36 PM
No.

Is it wrong to not have wanted it to start in in the first place?

lapietra
04-27-2004, 05:38 PM
Nope.


Is it possible that once you reach a certain age all babies are cute?

Avalon
04-27-2004, 05:39 PM
All babies are cute as long as they go home at night ;)

Are you getting that all down on paper?

daverbee
04-27-2004, 06:21 PM
No, but somebody, somewhere is getting it all down on the internet.

For all you baby lovers, could I have a better job than this?
Go here (http://www.nemours.org/no/ncc/jax/).

lapietra
04-27-2004, 07:11 PM
Not for someone who loves kids! :)

What do you do there?

weissenflatz
04-28-2004, 06:38 AM
Nothing, I'm too young for children. May I remind you that we are on a serious quest?!

Are we there yet?

Clytie
04-28-2004, 06:42 AM
we have arrived! im just not sure where we are.

Who is responsible for this!!?

weissenflatz
04-28-2004, 07:16 AM
I can't remember why we went on this trip, but now that we're here... I'd like to know:

Who's sharing room with whom?

Clytie
04-28-2004, 07:21 AM
currently it appears like we are all in this thing together.
But theres always something we dont know like:
Where is the map!?

weissenflatz
04-28-2004, 07:34 AM
You're sitting on it..

Let's go inside, I hear some nice music coming from that place over there.
Who's hungry?

Clytie
04-28-2004, 07:50 AM
all this sitting on maps has made me hungry!

how come we are here this early?

weissenflatz
04-28-2004, 08:10 AM
Avalon has been driving like hell.

Strange menu they have here. Anyone speak spanish?

daverbee
04-28-2004, 10:25 AM
No sabe, senor.

Uno mas cerveza, por favor?

daverbee
05-03-2004, 03:14 PM
No, you've had enough.

Did I just answer myself again?
That's it, no cervezas for you, compadre!

funkytuba
05-03-2004, 03:28 PM
Yes, you did.


Is that so wrong?

daverbee
05-03-2004, 04:39 PM
As long as it doesn't turn into an entire conversation, no.

Can I do that thing with my eyes?

Clytie
05-03-2004, 07:18 PM
i wanna see!

but can you go really fast?

Frieda
05-03-2004, 07:20 PM
i go faster than you can handle, baby

will you pretend that you love me?

daverbee
05-10-2004, 01:00 PM
I don't have to pretend.

What was that I saw running into the pantry?

trisherina
05-10-2004, 01:34 PM
Dang, my pet wolverine is out again.

When is it gonna be summer?

lapietra
05-10-2004, 04:24 PM
It already is, here :(


Can I just have a few more fresh yet sunny days?

daverbee
05-10-2004, 05:21 PM
Sure, here ya go...

Has anyone ever actually watched paint dry to see if it is boring?

lapietra
05-10-2004, 05:44 PM
Yes.
It is.


So - where do you want this?

daverbee
05-10-2004, 06:08 PM
Over there.

So, you really have watched paint dry?

Spicy Jack
05-10-2004, 06:12 PM
Yes I have.

If a wall drys in the forest and there is no one there to see it, did it really dry?

daverbee
05-10-2004, 10:49 PM
Depends on whether it made a noise or not.

Do cats really have nine lives?

weissenflatz
05-11-2004, 05:43 AM
Most cats do, but it's difficult to count.

How can you be sure the sun is shining when you're not looking?

daverbee
05-11-2004, 03:42 PM
Check if you're outside. If you're outside, look for your shadow. If you have one, it's sunny.

Do you really want to do that here?

Frieda
05-11-2004, 04:38 PM
sorry.. i guess not.. :o

so what on earth (or from outer space) gave me this freaky headache?

daverbee
05-11-2004, 05:26 PM
I think it must be that alien burying itself in your skull.

Doesn't that hurt?

Frieda
05-11-2004, 05:30 PM
it's not that bad.. just a very weird feeling..

did the alien take away my skull hamster that powered my brain while running around in his wheel?

trisherina
05-11-2004, 06:28 PM
Here he is:
http://www.fotosearch.com/thumb/ART/ART123/BSR024.jpg

Are you gonna eat that?

Frieda
05-11-2004, 06:33 PM
nah, you can have the hamster.

when will this alien be fully grown?

lapietra
05-11-2004, 06:33 PM
In a month. I'm gonna put it in the back of my fridge and save it as a science project. :)


Why must there be so much traffic?

dinzdale
05-11-2004, 06:35 PM
People are buying more drugs these days.


Is that all for you?

lapietra
05-11-2004, 06:37 PM
It *is* rather too much, isn't it? Come help me... ;)


Could you hold this a moment?

dinzdale
05-11-2004, 06:38 PM
OK, but tell me if it hurts.


Is it hot in here?

lapietra
05-11-2004, 06:40 PM
No - just fluffy. :D


Is it time yet?

dinzdale
05-11-2004, 06:42 PM
Just say when.


Do you need a light for that?

lapietra
05-11-2004, 06:45 PM
Doesn't really matter - light, dark, elevator, bushes... it all works...


Can I get up now?

Klynne
05-12-2004, 12:36 AM
Let me untie you first.

Is that better?

Clytie
05-12-2004, 12:40 AM
ooo! so nice and breezy.

How are you feeling?

lapietra
05-12-2004, 01:28 AM
Like chicken. Oh wait, that's what I taste like. I'm not sure how I feel. I'll let you know.


Do you think Coffee & catbelly really saw JT?:eek:

catbelly
05-12-2004, 01:41 AM
Nooooo ..... Maybeeeeeeee ...... nooooooooo ......


Should we have another beer?

priceyfatprude
05-12-2004, 01:42 AM
Definitely.

Should I give myself a mani?

Coffee
05-12-2004, 01:48 AM
only if mani was a typo.

Do you think Catbelly willl tak advantage of my sumwat reduced morals due to my in enebreated condisjhun?

priceyfatprude
05-12-2004, 01:50 AM
She'd better!

Can I have a margarita?

funkytuba
05-12-2004, 01:52 AM
Only if you get me one too.



When are you two lovebirds going to come down to the bay area so we can do a proper nor-cal ZeMonkey reunion?

Klynne
05-12-2004, 01:52 AM
Sure, here you go.

Is it tasty?

catbelly
05-12-2004, 01:55 AM
Klynne: yes!
Funky: July!

Can you believe, we are here online at the U of BC posting for free?

Coffee
05-12-2004, 02:07 AM
I believe it.

Do the rest of you believe it?

catbelly
05-12-2004, 02:11 AM
If they don't believe it, does it mean it's not true?

Did I just answer a question with a question?

weissenflatz
05-12-2004, 05:25 AM
Yes you did.

Is there a punishment for such Ze-****-ups?

lapietra
05-12-2004, 05:49 PM
One must shop for feminine products at Walmart whilst wearing a tiara.
Or if you're female, you have to buy condoms. :D


Why is green tea so much better when someone else makes it for you?

nycwriters
05-12-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by catbelly
Can you believe, we are here online at the U of BC posting for free?

Sorry, have to put this in: Yes, but did you take him to Wreck Beach? ;)

-------------------------

Because it's made with love. :)

Do you like thunderstorms?

daverbee
05-12-2004, 06:25 PM
Only when they're overhead.

Did you leave the iron on?

Avalon
05-12-2004, 06:50 PM
Look at the sharp creases in my pants!

Do you like it by the light of the silvery moon?

red
05-12-2004, 07:19 PM
Oh yeah baby, by the moon, by the sun, by the lightbulb, whatever.

Why would you do that?

Avalon
05-12-2004, 07:22 PM
Because it goes over,under, around, and through.

What time does the bus come through these here parts?

Spicy Jack
05-12-2004, 07:31 PM
Um, I thought you were the bus driver...

When are you picking us up?

Avalon
05-12-2004, 07:37 PM
When the tide is high and it's movin' on.


If Jimmy cracked corn, would you care?

weissenflatz
05-13-2004, 05:23 AM
If he'd clean up behind him, it would be ok.

Will there be glory in the end?

daverbee
05-13-2004, 10:17 AM
Depends on whether she's expecting us.

Dishwashers and plumbers.

weissenflatz
05-13-2004, 11:34 AM
What do we need to win this war?

My aunts foot.

Avalon
05-13-2004, 11:54 AM
Someone to straighten out this thread.

Maple syrup,rabbits, and what?

weissenflatz
05-13-2004, 12:14 PM
And carrots, of course.

What would Ze have done?

daverbee
05-13-2004, 12:57 PM
Probably a silly dance.

How would I know?

weissenflatz
05-13-2004, 01:20 PM
Trust yourself. You would.

Anyone care for a beer?

Red Princess
05-13-2004, 01:44 PM
absolutely.

is the hot tub hot yet?

weissenflatz
05-13-2004, 01:53 PM
Jump right in. The blue one on the left.

Tortilla dip with cheese sauce/

daverbee
05-13-2004, 03:50 PM
Now the threads off track again.

Isn't it?

Hermione
05-13-2004, 09:58 PM
yeah it is...

what are your plans for the weekend?

daverbee
05-14-2004, 10:09 AM
Saturday: Back to the Okefenokee, laundry in the evening.
Sunday: Wash the car, Armor All the car, mow the lawn, feed the plants, wash the dogs, groceries, cuddle with Vickie!

What are yours?

weissenflatz
05-17-2004, 01:08 PM
I spent my weekend drinking opn friday evening. Being hungover on saturday, cooking a nice meal for friends on saturday, and driving a cross coutry rally on sunday.

What is the weather like over there?

daverbee
05-17-2004, 01:17 PM
Warm and sunny! Wishing for rain, though. We need it.

How 'bout you?

weissenflatz
05-17-2004, 01:25 PM
Normally may is great over here. Now we had clouds and arain only for three weeks in a row.

Can you bicycle in the streets where you live?

daverbee
05-17-2004, 01:29 PM
Some yes. A friend at work had her husband seriously injured when a group of bicyclists he was riding with was deliberately hit by a guy in a pickup truck. For some reason, people here have this huge resentment of folks on bikes.

Do you race in auto or bike rallys?

weissenflatz
05-18-2004, 06:26 AM
Heavy terrain car rallye. In June, I will be joining the Berlin-Breslau race. That's one of the most heavy rallies in Europe.
look here for example pics (http://www.aignertrucks.com/ae37.htm)

What is your favorite spot in town?

daverbee
05-18-2004, 10:46 AM
Hmmmm...that's a toughie...
OK, how's this...
Back in the early 60's, the city of Jacksonville incorporated all of Duval County.
On the Northern Edge of the County is a place called Little Talbot Island State Park. They have a trail there that goes back up into a coastal forest, down into scrub, over the sand dunes, and returns to the ranger station via the beach. It isn't the longest trail I've ever been on, but here in Jacksonville, it's the prettiest.
I walk it at least once a month and if I didn't have it to fall back on, I don't know what I'd do.
So, although it isn't downtown that's my favorite spot in town.

You?

weissenflatz
05-18-2004, 10:54 AM
Well, that depends of the season. In summer, the nicest place in Warsaw to be is the Old Town, sit or walk outside, drink beer with friends on a terrace and look at people.

In Winter there's little pleasure in doing so, because of the cold. So in winter there's no place like home...

http://www.atmosp.physics.utoronto.ca/people/aldona/pictures/Europe2002/Warszawa/Stare_Miasto-Old_Town.jpg

When did you last leave the continent you're living on, and whereto?

Aphrodite
05-18-2004, 11:19 AM
The last time I left the continent I was 15 and we went to Britain. For almost a month we rented a car and toured everything we could. We even took a ferry to Calais France for the afternoon. It was something I wish I could do now that I am older.

Where would you like to travel if you could go anywhere in the world?

weissenflatz
05-18-2004, 11:49 AM
I've traveled quite a bit, but I've never been to south america. I'd like to spend some time traveling around there.

What are your holiday plans for this summer?

Frieda
05-18-2004, 04:19 PM
holiday? maybe
plans? just to have some fun
summer? hey, this is the netherlands. let's hope it doesn't rain.

whatcha wearing?

weissenflatz
05-19-2004, 07:33 AM
lightbrown leather shoes
levi's
long sleeve white/red t-shirt

what did you have for breakfast?

straymonk
05-19-2004, 07:41 AM
cold pizza with ham and pineapple.


who's your best friend?

weissenflatz
05-19-2004, 07:48 AM
His name is Harrie. Whatever ****up I make, he'll alllways be there.

Do you have any slices left?

nycwriters
05-24-2004, 12:16 AM
Mmm, I could go for some pizza, too! :)

Is it sick that I'm getting some strange delight out of my rating at hotornot?

weissenflatz
05-24-2004, 08:33 AM
Depends if you rating is good or poor.

What's the address of your hotornot profile?

nycwriters
05-24-2004, 04:14 PM
Oh now, that would be telling. ;)

Do I really have to go to work today? :(

weissenflatz
05-25-2004, 06:07 AM
Yes you do.

Are you there yet?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 07:47 PM
Only 4 pages left to go.

Where are we going?

dinzdale
05-25-2004, 07:48 PM
We are taking you to a cheesehab facility.



Isnt that nice?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 07:49 PM
YEAH...a cheese factory!!!!

Are you coming with me?

dinzdale
05-25-2004, 07:51 PM
Depends how close you are ...*puff* ...*pant*




Can you move over a bit?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 07:53 PM
I am perfectly fine where I am thanks!

Why do you have that look on your face?

dinzdale
05-25-2004, 07:59 PM
It's the realization that these underpants are not in fact mine....



What's that for?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 08:03 PM
Oh..this...nothing *hides large cheese slicer behind her back*


Did you make it this time?

dinzdale
05-25-2004, 08:06 PM
Yes, it took me a while but it was worth the effort




Hey!..... is this yours ?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 08:08 PM
No...I thought it belonged to you.


Where did you get that one?

dinzdale
05-25-2004, 08:10 PM
I've had it since the accident



Is that really necessary?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 08:13 PM
If you want them to fit right!

Could you hold still?

dinzdale
05-25-2004, 08:22 PM
I would but it's chaffing something fierce :(


I'm going for beer now, you coming with me?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 08:26 PM
I would...but I'm busy...and I got this place I have to go to...and it has nothing to do with cheese...I promise...really


Are you going out dressed like that?

dinzdale
05-25-2004, 08:30 PM
Ruffles are IN this year, but what would you know....


You sure you're not going trawling for cheese?

Spicy Jack
05-25-2004, 08:33 PM
I have kicked my cheese addiction. I promise. Really.



Do you think I should get the black one or the white one?

lapietra
05-25-2004, 09:00 PM
I think you should get both. ;) (Unless there's a chance one of them will get jealous.)

Did I hurt your feelings?

weissenflatz
05-26-2004, 05:51 AM
I just woke up, so my feelings are still asleep.

What do you want for breakfast?

Spicy Jack
05-26-2004, 08:18 PM
coffee, pancakes, toast, hashbrowns, eggs, turkey bacon, and milk.


Where did you find one that small?

Klynne
05-26-2004, 08:21 PM
I stole it from and elf.

Do you want one too?

Spicy Jack
05-26-2004, 08:24 PM
I would, but it would never fit.


What is stuck on the bottom of your shoe?

Klynne
05-26-2004, 08:29 PM
EWWWW, I think it dog poo.

How can I get it off?

Spicy Jack
05-26-2004, 08:35 PM
Here, let me use the hose.


Hey, where are you going?

Klynne
05-26-2004, 08:37 PM
I am going out for dinner and drinks.

would you like to come along?

lapietra
05-27-2004, 05:03 AM
Too late now - I've already eaten.

Was that too much too soon?

straymonk
05-27-2004, 06:21 AM
Too much is never enough.

What did you have for dinner?

weissenflatz
05-27-2004, 06:59 AM
It's never too early, for this amount.

Have you brushed your teeth?

lapietra
05-27-2004, 02:42 PM
For dinner, I had rigatoni with tomato sauce and buffalo mozzarella; a nice dark beer and I shared some garlic fries with my friend. And yes, I brushed my teeth afterwards. :)

Are we going to play some more?

Willow Sylph
05-27-2004, 05:41 PM
It depends on what you want to play.

Where's Dinz when you need him?

Spicy Jack
05-27-2004, 05:44 PM
Probably trying to get that stain off of his sock.


Why do you ask?

lapietra
05-27-2004, 05:59 PM
He's hella fun to play with. ;)


You want to split something?

straymonk
05-28-2004, 02:50 AM
I'm so hungry, I'll split what you're having and order some more.

Where's the party?

weissenflatz
05-28-2004, 09:40 AM
The party's at my place.

Who should we (not) invite?

daverbee
10-29-2004, 02:23 PM
Invite everybody, you've got room.

What can I bring to the party?

Gatsby
10-29-2004, 04:42 PM
Jello shots!

What time?

Klynne
10-30-2004, 01:06 AM
The party never stops, anytime is fine.

Do you mind if I smoke?

Zaftig
10-30-2004, 01:22 AM
Only if I can too.

What's your favorite brand?

drivinmissdaisy
10-30-2004, 05:40 AM
Marlboro.

What should my midnight/drunk snack be?

Magpie
10-30-2004, 07:54 AM
When in doubt, eat a pickle.

Will you be paying for your fun in the morning?

drivinmissdaisy
10-30-2004, 05:37 PM
Not too hung over, but still lying around and not getting anything accomplished.

Is it too early to start Christmas shopping?

daverbee
11-03-2004, 02:43 PM
Depends on how long it'll take them to deliver that car you promised me.

Blue paint. Yes or no?

funkytuba
11-12-2004, 05:38 AM
Definitely... but lean it a little to the red area.


How many hours will I have to work over the weekend?

daverbee
11-12-2004, 10:43 AM
None. PLay on the zeboard all weekend and pretend like it's work.

Is level really level?

Hyakujo's Fox
11-12-2004, 11:04 AM
No, not really.

What's a good hobby?

Audreyvgs
11-12-2004, 11:11 AM
Anything you do that makes time fly.



Is it warm in here?

RuneT
11-12-2004, 11:19 AM
are you kidding?

are you kidding?

daverbee
11-12-2004, 12:04 PM
No, time really does fly. It just flits by so fast you can't see it.

Is there any validity to that rumor?

Klynne
11-12-2004, 10:15 PM
Mr. Smarty and Randy are having a personal commitment ceremony.

What are you wearing that on your head for?

Gatsby
11-12-2004, 11:19 PM
Three words: invisible flying monkeys.

Will someone please entertain me?

FormicaAnt
11-13-2004, 08:43 AM
I will now entertain a motion from the floor.

Has the rain stopped yet?

funkytuba
11-25-2004, 11:57 PM
And I wonder, still I wonder,
Who'll stop the rain.


How many calories are you eating today?

craig johnston
06-02-2005, 03:18 PM
102


what's the point?

trisherina
06-02-2005, 03:29 PM
It beats the alternative.

How long has it been?

craig johnston
06-02-2005, 04:43 PM
too long for you i fear!


why do birds suddenly appear?

Brynn
06-02-2005, 11:00 PM
Burt Bacharach used to keep a bird feeder on the front porch just in case Karen Carpenter ever changed her mind and wanted to eat something.

What's it all about?

trisherina
06-02-2005, 11:05 PM
It's just a game we play, Alfie.

Who's your daddy?

Brynn
06-02-2005, 11:26 PM
http://cserv.tay.ac.uk/secretariat/images/graduation/two_kilts.jpg
Can't decide.

Who was the black sheep in your family?

craig johnston
06-03-2005, 02:12 PM
me, it was easy.


do black people say 'who's the white sheep in your family?'?

12"razormix
06-03-2005, 02:16 PM
no, they say "yo! who da whaht ship in yo fambly?" (and they move their neck while they say it)

is the grass really greener on the other side?

craig johnston
06-03-2005, 02:21 PM
no, but it's stronger


how does fox stay so smart at his age?

12"razormix
06-03-2005, 02:25 PM
he mingles with us young folk!


how many toothpicks are in that box?

craig johnston
06-03-2005, 02:34 PM
not enough to build a scale model of the eiffel tower


how does razor mix?

Klynne
06-03-2005, 10:20 PM
With a blender, just like anyone else!

What is the difference between stairs and steps?

Brynn
06-04-2005, 12:52 AM
http://www.cliffproductions.co.uk/films/alan/alanstills/Still%2016%20-%20Staring.jpg
This is a stare,
http://www.bluepeak.net/mongolia/assets/photos-old/Bayanuur.jpg
and this is a steppe.

What's the big idea?

craig johnston
06-05-2005, 12:23 PM
it was like that when i got here


what do you get when you fall in love?

12"razormix
06-05-2005, 12:29 PM
the occasional bruise

what do you lose?

craig johnston
06-05-2005, 12:39 PM
my teeth and hair, although the hair reappears in unwanted places like ears.
good job the teeth don't do the same.


where is asoko?

(i always wondered)

12"razormix
06-05-2005, 12:43 PM
ca. 470 km from you

what makes you happy?

zero
06-05-2005, 12:51 PM
your heart beating


laundry?

craig johnston
06-05-2005, 02:13 PM
glad you reminded me


when will we share precious moments?

zero
06-05-2005, 02:43 PM
do you ever give with teh cheezay caht pu linez?

well, do you?

Coffee
06-05-2005, 04:16 PM
When we both value our time together.

Did zero say something?

craig johnston
06-05-2005, 05:25 PM
no it was oerz, it's an easy mistake to make.


how many roads must a man walk down?

karma_queen
06-05-2005, 06:27 PM
depends where he's coming from


should children be seen and not heard?

craig johnston
06-05-2005, 09:13 PM
yes, and you can scrap the 'seen' part too.


what time is love?

funkytuba
06-06-2005, 03:35 AM
carefully counted if you don't want children to be seen or heard


Why can't Elmo suffer a freak accident thereby teaching the children of the world to deal with grief?

Coffee
06-06-2005, 04:00 AM
Because he is protected by the STFU (Santa ,Tooth Fairy, and other Unbelievable) Character's Union.

Why is it that lying to children about the members of the STFU Union is considered "Healthy" for them?

trisherina
06-06-2005, 04:30 AM
Because a life without imagination is no life at all.

What's the best way to sharpen scissors?

craig johnston
06-06-2005, 10:23 AM
by putting them in a pyramid


why can't we live together?

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 10:39 AM
cause everybody wants to live together


what's that under your chin?

zero
06-06-2005, 10:51 AM
that's the chinstrap of my leather WW1 flying helmet

who's doolally?

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 10:55 AM
you!


who's on first?

zero
06-06-2005, 11:00 AM
it's definaytely not my turn


can you pull your trouser leg down a bit please? - i'm having breakfast

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 11:11 AM
http://www.sockmansocks.com/SOCKWTV/SOCKWTV_LOGO_042004.jpg
real man socks!


what's for breakfast?

zero
06-06-2005, 11:16 AM
i'm boiling weiswrusties+bruselspurtos in a pan - then havin' em on toast


can you do this?

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 11:16 AM
yes of course!!!


( what? )

zero
06-06-2005, 11:20 AM
this type of dance!! LOOK! - it's all the go these days dontcha know


nifty, eh?

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 11:24 AM
people your age should never do this
( it's not becoming )


so how 'bout those yankees!

zero
06-06-2005, 11:31 AM
i hear ya girl!


you wearing those for a bet?

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 11:34 AM
:mad:


are you making fun of my kaftan??

zero
06-06-2005, 11:39 AM
that's not a kaftan - that's a two-man foul-weather hike tent made by blacks of greenock


please can i come in?

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 11:41 AM
i will go to the therapy thread now.


is the cj in?

zero
06-06-2005, 11:46 AM
he's busy samplin' bird noizez forto make t3h bangin' tunes with

have you seen the muffin man?

12"razormix
06-06-2005, 11:53 AM
t3h bangin' tunes :)


the muffin man?

zero
06-06-2005, 12:03 PM
:) t3h bangin' tunes


can you wait a wee mnutie while i sort myself out?

craig johnston
06-06-2005, 02:05 PM
it'll take longer than that


what becomes of the broken hearted?

Brynn
06-09-2005, 09:35 PM
they assume new identities and start posting on ze's message board.

where did Chick Lorimer go?

venusupnorth
06-09-2005, 09:50 PM
She's dancing and singing where her passion can grow.

Why do fools fall in love?

craig johnston
06-10-2005, 05:30 PM
it's something to do with chemistry and reproduction and stuff.


have you ever been experienced?

trisherina
06-10-2005, 10:42 PM
Since far, far too tender an age; it would make you weep.

Have you ever bitten a buffalo?

zero
06-10-2005, 10:53 PM
yes

by "a buffalo" do you mean "a midgie"?

trisherina
06-10-2005, 11:03 PM
I mean a bison, not a: Terrifying, tiny, blood-sucking, wee bastard of an insect that chews lumps out of folk, mostly on the West coast (ref: Dictionary of Scottish Vernacular).

Do you have a dog spirit?

zero
06-10-2005, 11:09 PM
woof1



do you have any chopped up frankfruters?

Brynn
06-11-2005, 11:25 AM
"I'll be frank. No. I don't," she said furtively.

Who?

craig johnston
06-11-2005, 01:25 PM
the who


where have all the flowers gone?

trisherina
06-11-2005, 02:49 PM
The way of the Deadheads.

How could you, after all these years?

craig johnston
06-11-2005, 03:01 PM
i needed the money


baby baby, where did our love go?

venusupnorth
06-11-2005, 07:00 PM
The love went to the North Pole, I just saw it flying by my window!
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?

craig johnston
06-12-2005, 03:03 PM
that depends on the location of the man.
somewhere between one and infinity.


can i get a witness?

venusupnorth
06-12-2005, 10:49 PM
All the witnesses went home to sleep they got sick of waiting around?

Can God make a rock bigger than He can lift?

Brynn
06-13-2005, 12:23 AM
I don't know - let's go ask Him.

Are we there yet?

craig johnston
06-13-2005, 08:33 AM
the journey is the goal.


how deep is your love?

12"razormix
06-13-2005, 05:41 PM
where the water is as blue as the prettiest cornflower, and as clear as crystal, it is very, very deep; so deep, indeed, that no cable could fathom it: many church steeples, piled one upon another, would not reach from the ground beneath to the surface of the water above.


do you like mustard? which kind? how much of it do you put on your food? do you put mustard on cheese? do you eat mustard sandwiches? which color mustard do you like best? do you like spicy mustard?

craig johnston
06-13-2005, 06:05 PM
yes all lots yes yes all yes


is mazorix an imposter?

NimbleMarmoset
06-13-2005, 06:14 PM
they assume new identities and start posting on ze's message board.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/bevelheadgrl/LOL.gif

12"razormix
06-13-2005, 06:16 PM
yes all lots yes yes all yes


is mazorix an imposter?
yes! where is the fat bastard, i'll kill him!!!


do you wear rings? where?

zero
06-13-2005, 06:18 PM
yes - on your thumb


did you just call me fat?

craig johnston
06-13-2005, 06:19 PM
yes cos you were too quick.

on my fingers and toes so i shall have music wherever i goes.


how can i love you more?

12"razormix
06-13-2005, 06:28 PM
you could start by introducing yourself and starting a personal relationship with me :D


oh no wait that would FREAK ME OUT!!!! :eek:

HELP! HELP! CJ ASSAULTED MEEEEEE!!!!!!! :mad:


... like to have tea sometime?

zero
06-13-2005, 06:34 PM
yes - it's teatime right now


milk and sugar?

12"razormix
06-13-2005, 06:37 PM
liar! :)
just milk


slainte?

red
06-13-2005, 06:42 PM
cheers.

why is there air?

zero
06-13-2005, 06:43 PM
.

zero
06-13-2005, 06:43 PM
air?


air where?

Coffee
06-13-2005, 06:46 PM
.

craig johnston
06-13-2005, 06:59 PM
on mars. i said 'is there any air there?' meaning on mars,
and you said 'air where?' alright? got it now?


will i be pretty, will i be rich?

lapietra
06-13-2005, 07:25 PM
Not if you keep snorting that stuff. Nix to both.


Maroon or tomato?

craig johnston
06-13-2005, 07:51 PM
maputo


was that all it was?

red
06-13-2005, 07:53 PM
tomato, you'll look fabulous!

(FYI- There is air to fill volleyballs.)


Will I lose my 17th floor office with a view to a 6th floor office with a view of the parking garage?

Aw hell. didn't get in fast enough.

Craig's question-
were you expecting more?

red
06-13-2005, 07:53 PM
HAH! kinda like asking the magic eightball

craig johnston
06-13-2005, 07:55 PM
yes you will, but the basement does have some attractive features too.


where will you go when the party's over?

12"razormix
06-13-2005, 08:05 PM
home to the fvcking loved ones


are you wearing socks?

zero
06-13-2005, 08:09 PM
of course


show me yours and i'll show you mine?

12"razormix
06-13-2005, 08:21 PM
( i don't have one ) :o


does that itch?

zero
06-13-2005, 08:26 PM
no, it's past it's peak now i think since i got it lanced, thank you for asking


how's yours healing?

12"razormix
06-13-2005, 08:28 PM
it's not


oh look, a bird!

zero
06-13-2005, 08:31 PM
yes



a bird

Coffee
06-14-2005, 02:15 AM
Are you flipping your self off, or on, or both? (Since there was no question to answer).

red
06-14-2005, 01:51 PM
yes.

how can I motivate myself to work today?

12"razormix
06-14-2005, 02:26 PM
think of all the pudding that you will be able to afford!


what is the shortest distance between two points?

craig johnston
06-14-2005, 02:57 PM
by rocket


who's that doggie in the window?

Brynn
06-15-2005, 09:01 PM
I believe (correct me if i am wrong) that zero recently admitted to having a dog spirit. It is quite possible that it could be him, O man/dog of many names! :rolleyes:

Can I read that after you?

craig johnston
06-16-2005, 05:34 AM
no, it's in russian.


why does my heart hurt so bad?

Brynn
06-16-2005, 06:24 AM
It's that pound of bacon you've been eating every morning for the last ten years, baby boy.

If a dog is born on Feb. 29th, how do you calculate his age in dog years?

craig johnston
06-16-2005, 01:35 PM
piss on his leg and see how far he jumps



can you hear me major tom?

Hyakujo's Fox
06-16-2005, 01:45 PM
there's no sound in space - that's basic physics man.

What difference does it make?

craig johnston
06-16-2005, 01:48 PM
it makes none now you have gone

how soon is now?

Hyakujo's Fox
06-16-2005, 01:57 PM
You shut your mouth.


Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?

craig johnston
06-16-2005, 01:59 PM
i dunno


what is a man?

trisherina
06-16-2005, 03:21 PM
Dunno, but they're ruled by the body.

What are you thinking?

craig johnston
06-16-2005, 03:55 PM
about a swishy dish called trish


what's going on?

NimbleMarmoset
06-17-2005, 03:18 AM
nothing to worry your pretty head about.

Any regrets?

craig johnston
06-17-2005, 01:59 PM
rien


where do you go to my lovely?

~*WickedAngel*~
06-18-2005, 12:43 AM
I dunno about your lovely, but I was in court today finalizing my divorce.


How are you?