Answer the question.. and then ask a new one

[karma_queen]

no, i hate going back to my parent's home. and i'm looking forward to moving out of this home. i'm not sure where the heart is at the moment.

when was the last time you had a cold?

[zero]

i can not REALLY remember



what type of pet would you say might suit the name "conway twitty"?

[12"razormix]

a baby goat


have you had a happy yet?

[LeahDear]

not today, but there's plenty of time yet

when did you last cry?

[zero]

♪boys don't cry♪





conway twitty? for a goat? are you sure?

[12"razormix]

or for a male cat


do girls cry?

[zero]

c'mere




wouldn't just "twitty" be better for a cat?

[12"razormix]

not for the distinguished feline!


doesn't "conway" just reek of aqua velva and ferraris?

[zero]

what's wrong with aqua velvas and ferraris?:mad:











.

[12"razormix]

http://photos.beckettmw.com/albums/beardcontest2005/abv.thumb.jpg

[zero]

:mad: so????

[daverbee]

So what!

Sew?

[LeahDear]

no, am terrible at all that womanly stuff

can you?

[daverbee]

Sorta.

See?

[Anna]

indeed.

Is it raining yet?

[Jack Flanders]

indeed.

Is it raining yet?


No.

You?

[topcat]

who?




me?

[LeahDear]

yes you...


what did you have for breakfast today?

[Sunnybunny]

A salad. No joke.


When was the last time you asked someone on a date and they said yes?

[karma_queen]

i've never asked anyone out on a date... screw 21st century feminist woman type stuff - i still liked to be asked!


how much stuff is beside your computer?

[trisherina]

bills a printer a big heavy paper cutter webcam digcam cards and notes and toys and objets d'art given to me by ratlet

What happened on your best birthday?

[daverbee]

1997. I was backpacking on Cumberland Island. Ran out of toilet paper so was faced with hiking five miles to the ranger station to steal some from the public bathroom there.
Had a wonderful hike there, saw lots of wild horses, wild turkey, and lots of migratory birds. Wildflowers everywhere not to mention azaleas at all the residences along the road.
When I got there, I loaded up on TP and stopped by the office to see what was going on. They had a calendar sitting on the desk and I saw the date: March 20.
Holy sh*t! It's my birthday!
I was having such a good time I totally forgot. Still is and always will be the best birthday ever.

Do you prefer helicopters or airplanes?

[craig johnston]

trains


will they notice?

[lapietra]

only if they're conscious.


why is it so scary?

[Anna]

oh that, that's just part of the fun!


regular or menthol?

[zero]

menatal



please could you post the compliment you think i would most like to hear about myself and please could you do this every morning?

[madasacutsnake]

You're not curmudgeonly, you're a caring person. I draw the line at telling you it every morning though as I am at present in the midst of my own personal nervous breakdown. I may however make you a tape which I can post out air-mail in a padded bag if you so desire.

Ativan - friend or foe?

[skip intro]

sounds like a medication, so i guess both.


is there a dog?

[LeahDear]

smells like it

tea or coffee?

[magdalen]

tea


it's now or never?

[karma_queen]

now. definately now.

your favourite song cover?

[magdalen]

"she loves you" peter sellers


the worst song cover ever?

[karma_queen]

jack johnson's version of de la soul's 'magic number', which i had the misfortune to hear a few days ago. a true shocker.


is there anyone that you would really leave your current partner for?

[LeahDear]

Jonny Depp.... swoon

your worst movie re-make?

[daverbee]

I've never done any remakes of any of my movies.

Do you really think you're gonna leave the house dressed like that?

[karma_queen]

i need to change my socks, put on some shoes and makeup. then i'm good to go


favourite item of clothing?

[LeahDear]

A dress I bought in America


favourite smell?

[auntie aubrey]

freesia.

any wicked vices you'd like to own up to?

[karma_queen]

a significant amount of diana ross, dolly parton and dionne warwick on my ipod.

and the occasional cigarette. wild!


could you live without your mobile phone?

[LeahDear]

If I had to, but I'd rather not


what do you do to relax?

[magdalen]

read


what do you hear right now?

[karma_queen]

babyshambles, and the nagging voice in my head, telling me 'you should be revising...'


what are you procrastinating from?

[daverbee]

Building wide safety checks.

Why do you ask?

[trisherina]

Because the thread told me to, and all I have left is obedience.

Can you make an exception?

[craig johnston]

if you give me some card, a pair of scissors and a load of cotton wool.


will it sting?

[LeahDear]

you might feel a bit of a prick...:rolleyes:

will it take long?

[karma_queen]

not if craig johnston has anything to do with it ;)

had a good afternoon?

[Jack Flanders]

So far so good!

How was yours?

[daverbee]

Busy but it's almost over.

What's for dinner?

[craig johnston]

kippers again


have i asked you this before?

[Jack Flanders]

I don't believe so.

What do you think I'm having for dinner?

[craig johnston]

that bulgarian thing with the cabbage.


are you sure?

[Anna]

absolutely!

what's next?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

this!!!


You and whose army?

[madasacutsnake]

The army I pay $800/hour for.

How do you like your dumplings, steamed or fried?

[lapietra]

Fried. I feel so guilty.



How do you keep your toes warm?

[Anna]

I've got a monkey.

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

[madasacutsnake]

You get panic disorder.

What happens if you don't?

[Jack Flanders]

You're a calm person.

How do you handle stress?

[trisherina]

I lower my expectations.

What would you do on a sunny afternoon in a graveyard?

[priceyfatprude]

Talk to dead people. Walk around & try to guess how ppl died.

Have you ever seen a leprechaun?

[LeahDear]

only after a guinness session.... and I don't think it was real :o

have you ever found the end of a rainbow?

[daverbee]

Once. Somebody stole the pot of gold before I got there, though.

When's payday?

[Jack Flanders]

Not soon enough.

If you won a big lottery jackpot, what would you do first?

[craig johnston]

give it all to the poor and needy.
but first.....


why does she do that?

[trisherina]

She has her reasons.

How are you doing your part?

[zero]

way to personal:mad:


how are you doing yours!?

[lapietra]

braided, with little pink and yellow ribbons.


Is it really spicy, or is it "American" spicy?

[craig johnston]

it's indian spicy


what's too personal?

[karma_queen]

being chatted up by drunk uncles. and most lecturers.



what's in your cd player at the moment?

[trisherina]

The Raconteurs (http://www.theraconteurs.com/)

How can I help?

[Coffee]

Send Money.

Tacos anyone?

[ambo]

No thanks, I'd prefer sushi.


How can 24 cans of cat food cost $27?

[auntie aubrey]

that's the price of owning a highfalutin cat.

are you a hoarder or a purger?

[Jack Flanders]

I'm a hoarder of books and plants - purger of mmmhhmm, guess not oh yah, old moldy food, sometimes, and stupid clothes.

Good question and I'm passing it on:

Are you a hoader or a purger?

[Frieda]

i hoard everything i can get my hands on, except for money. i purge money. to support the hoarding. you know. :rolleyes:



did you watch MI3 and was it good?

[craig johnston]

i'd rather have my eyes put out with hot pokers.


what's that bulge?

[LeahDear]

It's you thinking about all the babies you're gonna have with us female zemonkies! ;)

beer or wine?

[craig johnston]

champagne


would you like a nibble?

[LeahDear]

most definitely!.. yum

can I have some more?

[craig johnston]

yes, but don't dribble.


why is it throbbing like that?

[LeahDear]

LOL! I'll do my best not to! :D
I think it's meant to throb like that.


over so soon?

[craig johnston]

less is more


what are you playing at?

[LeahDear]

I'm not playing


what are your plans for the day?

[karma_queen]

i'm off to the beach, via some cd shops

last person you got a text message from?

[craig johnston]

.

[craig johnston]

a gorgeous redhead.


will i need a windcheater?

[LeahDear]

Nah.. it's lovely here today.

Are you coming to see me?
;)

[LeahDear]

i'm off to the beach, via some cd shops

last person you got a text message from?

My date for tonight.


what CD's are you gonna buy?

[craig johnston]

got a date with queenie, but could fit you in later


are you free between 4.15 - 4.27?

[LeahDear]

a gorgeous redhead.


will i need a windcheater?

CJ.. you're a bad, bad boy ;)

[LeahDear]

Is that including the time it takes to eat the pizza?

[craig johnston]

thick crust or the proper one?

[LeahDear]

proper one of course!

how did you know I was a redhead?

[craig johnston]

from the sound of your voice.


shall we meet on the pier?

[LeahDear]

Ok.. I'll be wearing a red carnation in my button hole and be carrying a copy of the times.. The code is "The swallows are flying south for the winter."

What colour hat will you be wearing?

[craig johnston]

it has been described as 'psychedelic'.


would you like some candyfloss?

[LeahDear]

awww.... you're so sweet! I'd love some!

Would you like a hot dog?

[craig johnston]

i've got one


will i need a raincoat?

[karma_queen]

not today

should i be worried that a small silver ball crashed through my bedroom window yesterday?

[daverbee]

Depends on whether or not it's floating above your head and has knife blades poking out of it.

What Ninja skill do you possess?

[Frieda]

stealth


how about yourself?

[Sthenic]

invisibility

Who is the top dog?

[Jack Flanders]

Ze

Why did you need to ask?

[topcat]

he was confused




who is the topcat?

[funkytuba]

cease imitating a donkey!


And the name is?

[topcat]

chico suave




its it cloudy?

[Jack Flanders]

They come and go.

Do you like rainy days?

[Coffee]

I love the night
The day is ok and the sun can be fun but I live
To see those rays slip away
I love the night
I love the night
I love the night


Do shellfish ever cry?

[daverbee]

Only if their team doesn't win the World Cup.

Any more of that left?

[Jack Flanders]

Nope, drank it all.

Do you want more?

[Anna]

A little more, please.

How are you going to get it?

[Jack Flanders]

Walk over to the sink and turn on the faucet. :D ;)

What else did you expect?

[LeahDear]

Maybe a nice bottle of sparkling...


Could I have one of those please?

[Jack Flanders]

Only if you say pretty please with sugar on it.

Do you know where those things really come from?

[craig johnston]

oh god, don't tell me. some sweatshop in laos?


what on earth is that?

[karma_queen]

it's lemon meringue ice cream

would you like some?

[Anna]

hmmm... um... just a taste, please.

is it sticky?

[craig johnston]

not yet


wouldn't you prefer sorbet?

[Jack Flanders]

No, thank you.

May I have some frozen custard, instead?

[Anna]

I'll run out and get you some.

where shall I go?

[Jack Flanders]

Any boardwalk at the jersey shore has great frozen custard. Hurry though, it will melt.

Do you need money?

[LadyCrow]

I found some spare change under the sofa cushons.

What flavor would you like?

[Jack Flanders]

I had some last weekend that was really delish!! A chocolate and mint swirl. Ymmmm.

Why don't treat yourself to some, also?

[LadyCrow]

Hey, thanks. I love chocolate & mint.

Anyone else want some?

[12"razormix]

yes please.


do you also have a cigarette?

[LeahDear]

have one of mine


do you have a light?

[12"razormix]

*cough*
yes of course


is it on?

[zero]

yes but only at "low"



want me to turn it up?

[LeahDear]

yes please

can you get it any brighter?

[12"razormix]

impossible!


can you actually hear me?

[LeahDear]

yes but you're very faint


can you speak any louder?

[zero]

sore tonsils



i got tonsils - u got tonsils?

[LeahDear]

yes...

you got a cold too?

[Jack Flanders]

I don't think so, but my throat is kind of scratchy.

Do you think I'm coming down with something?

[LeahDear]

maybe.. get yourself to bed with a hot lemon drink.

Do you need me to bring you any medicine?

[Jack Flanders]

Please do! A hot toddy would just about do it!!

Weren't you just sick?

[LeahDear]

still got it :mad:

would you like anything else?

[Jack Flanders]

No, thanks. You take care of yourself first.

Can I get YOU anything?

[daverbee]

Winning Lotto numbers and unlimited vacation time.

Think you can handle that?

[LeahDear]

I'll do my best

will you split the winnings with me?

[daverbee]

Sure.

50-50?

[craig johnston]

36-24-36


are you insane?

[Anna]

utterly.

how high can it go?

[LeahDear]

Depends on the weather.


Would you like to try it out?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I generally prefer it in.


Does this remind you of something?

[LeahDear]

not really

should it?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

should it ever!


Why don't they write old songs any more?

[LeahDear]

because if they write them now they won't be old


why aren't the youths today as polite as they were in my day?

[daverbee]

They are they just do it in a very brusque manner.

Have you ever done the hokey-pokey?

[Jack Flanders]

Not since I was about five and even then thought it was really stoopid.

What was the best birthday party you ever had?

[LeahDear]

Age 9 - I had a disco pool party, all my friends came and I had a great big cake :p

What was the worst birthday you ever had?

[Jack Flanders]

My siamese cat, Coco, disappeared on my 14th birthday never to be seen again. We think someone might have catnapped him. I was a mess for weeks. :(

If you could relive a day in your life, when would it be?

[LeahDear]

The day I told my perverted, egomaniac of a boss to stick his pathetic job up his arse! Oh the memories... :D

Who was the last person to phone you?

[dinzdale]

Mahatma Ghandi. He wanted a recipe for pork spare ribs.


What's this for?

[12"razormix]

disport. i think.


is it working?

[dinzdale]

No, just a tingle , really.


Can we up the voltage?

[bealeblues]

best not to- surgeon general's warnings and all

what happens if you press that button?

[dinzdale]

I think it's the attention whore alert.




Can I go now?

[ambo]

Oh please don't, it was just getting good.


Why is it so cold in here?

[craig johnston]

razor left the door open.
again.


what do they wear underneath?

[Jack Flanders]

As little as they can get away with.

Wait a damn minute, what the hell did you say?

[craig johnston]

snubbledubblegrub.


how can you be sure?

[Anna]

I'm psychic.

come again?

[trisherina]

I'll let you know.

Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?

[magdalen]

On those high heels he centainly will

Who's gonna throw that minstrel boy a coin?

[magdalen]

i did, this afternoon

How's the weather?

[funkytuba]

75 and sunny until further notice

Why did you just do that?

[Anna]

the instructios told me to.

did you hear what she said?

[Jack Flanders]

Yes, and I can't believe what a potty mouth she has!

Which way should we go?

[Anna]

no place else but up!

did you see that!?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

If you're referring to Jack Flanders' post, then yes, I did see that.


How does Craig Johnston maintain his fabulous curls?

[craig johnston]

it's a mixture of beeswax and beer.


where have you been?

[zero]

auchtemuchty, ecclefechan, inversneckie and the trossachs


apart from lying what other thing(s) do you think shakira's hips might not do?

[craig johnston]

open a tin of beans


were the natives friendly?

[Anna]

Yes, they gave everyone a bowl of oatmeal and a matchbox car.

Did you remember to feed the fish?

[lapietra]

Yes indeed - he only ate two steaks today, though.

How many flowers will it take?

[trisherina]

Depends on how special the blow job was.

What can you change?

[ShopaholicChick]

Depends on how special the blow job was.

What can you change?

i can change a $5 bill

why haven't you visited my online store yet?

[craig johnston]

because i'm scared you'll bombard me with porn.
again.

why the long face manfred?

[usherer]

'Coz I lost the son again in the park.

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Why didn't you love me?

[Anna]

cause you're not squishy enough.

how many light bulbs does it take?

[Jack Flanders]

Not enough - I still don't want to see you.

When will it ever end?

[craig johnston]

not for ages yet. the ship has to sink, and they do some more irish jigs etc.


where shall i stick it?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

In your family album.



Have we got a video?

[ambo]

Yes, but if we show you, we have to kill you.

Can you really ever scratch an itch?

[ShopaholicChick]

i think itches are for gods amusement

does MTV or VH1 ever play videos anymore?

[craig johnston]

only ringtone ads


what is that weird noise?

[Jack Flanders]

I believe it was the other shoe dropping.

Well, dumb-ass, what did you expect?

[usherer]

I expected something better from you.

Why can't I ask 'why'?

[Jack Flanders]

Because I said so! :p


What kind of fool am I?

[usherer]

A fool like all the rest for there are many of them everywhere.

Why must it be this hard?

[Brynn]

Let's just save the big questions for Mr. Wizard.

Shall we?

[Anna]

dance? of course!

when is enough enough?

[Brynn]

when one awakens to a sense of vivid self-awareness and enlightenment

you want fries with that?

[Jack Flanders]

No, thanks, onion rings, please and a chocolate milkshake. :D :D

Do I know you?

[usherer]

"How could you when I don't know myself?" That was his answer to me.

Shall we run away?

[Jack Flanders]

Hell, no!! You're creeping me out, man!!!

Can somebody help me, please?

[trisherina]

Look, buddy, the deadheading and the fertilizing you gotta be able to do yourself.

When will it be over?

[lapietra]

When the fat lady sings. :)

Dine in or take out?

[Anna]

both.

baked, mashed or fries?

[craig johnston]

all of them


who put the bom in the bom-bo-bomp-bom-bomp?

[usherer]

You just did.

When will you do all those things you said you would?

[lapietra]

Ay! You make me crazy mon! When I can get to them. Jeez. :rolleyes:

Why is it that Sunday must be in such close proximity to the hated MONDAY? :(

[ShopaholicChick]

it is the calm before the storm

how come there is nothing good on TV on sundays - even though it is the one day I get to do nothing but veg out and watch TV???

[Jack Flanders]

Go to Blockbusters or whatever video rental store you use on Saturday morning and rent a bunch of movies to watch on Sunday. You be in control!!!

Why do I always get stuck painting the G.D. ceilings? :mad:

[ShopaholicChick]

because your tall enuf to reach them?

how is everyone loving the heat wave??

[craig johnston]

it's over.
:(


what is that smell?

[ShopaholicChick]

the dog did it

don't you hate when i have to pee reeeaaaalllllllyyyyyy bad - and someone beats you to the bathroom by like 2 seconds and takes thier good old time??

[craig johnston]

not if they flush while peeing to save time.


how is 'proudly american' a religious theme?

[Anna]

The US is a divided nation acting upon a world stage.

Other than yes or no or maybe, can you say something profound? ;)

[Jack Flanders]

Perhaps... but then again... well..I don't know... hmmm.

WHAT????

[craig johnston]

I SAID.......I FOUND YOUR HEARING AID!


is being american a religion?

[Frieda]

not if god is truly a dj ;)



what's up with all this rain all of a sudden?

[Brynn]

only if being trapped involuntarily in a room with a schizophrenic who has no meds available is one too.

my word, is it that time already?

[ShopaholicChick]

only if being trapped involuntarily in a room with a schizophrenic who has no meds available is one too.

my word, is it that time already?


yes it is that time

what time is it?


PS - to craig johnston how is 'proudly american' a religious theme?

if this was referring to my shirt designs on the shop - read again the shirt says "proudly anglican" - the english anglican church

[magdalen]

Perhaps high time to tell ME what's going on for I haven't the faintest idea:mad: :mad: :mad:

I don't mind you think I'm bad but at least tell me WHY

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[lapietra]

I didn't mean "bad", like, normal bad... you know, more like "bad-ass". :)

Is that what I think it is?

[magdalen]

Tell me why
I don't understand what youre talking about :mad: :mad: :mad:

[ShopaholicChick]

Tell me why
I don't understand what youre talking about :mad: :mad: :mad:


tell you why?? why what?? why is the sky blue? you are supposed to answer the previous persons question and ask a new one - but i don't understand your question

why do people take this stuff serious and not read the rules of the GAME??

[Hyakujo's Fox]

Maybe the game is just part of some larger game with a different set of rules that influence the play in this game.


Now, what next?

[ambo]

Next, we fold each corner in towards the center........


Why do I still have to clean the kitchen, and it's already 5:30?

[Jack Flanders]

Ok. Well, it is the A.M.

So, where is the you know what thingy that you bought me?

[ambo]

I think what's his face took it over to what's her name.



Is this fresh?

[Anna]

got it in this morning.

You want fries with that?

[Jack Flanders]

Yes, please.

Can I get there from here?

[funkytuba]

Not in that outfit.


Where is your fashion cents?

[Brynn]

I bought my piggy bank some pants.

Am I still confused or what?

[lapietra]

No more than I.

Do YOU know what's going on?

[Brynn]

the subtitles might lend a clue

should I go watch the Daily Show now?

[Jack Flanders]

only if you taped it.

Should I go to bed now?

[Anna]

Only if you watched the Colbert Repor.

Did you look outside yet?

[craig johnston]

no, i think zero's still out there and i don't wanna see
that so early in the day thank you!


will i be pretty?

[Anna]

que sara sara.

is this a train wreck waiting to happen?

[Penut]

only if you wish it so

but isn't that what you said?

[craig johnston]

no, i said cunning stunts!


will i be rich?

[Frieda]

what will be will be!!

will you stop putting that song in my head??

[craig johnston]

the future's not ours to see


why don't you ever call?

[l'azizza]

the restraining order....

remember?

[Anna]

like it was yesterday.

why she had to go?

[craig johnston]

no, sorry, that's why did she have to go.


have you been doing your homework?

[Anna]

I don't know.

did I say something wrong?

[l'azizza]

No baby, you're perfect.

What's your grossest habit?

[craig johnston]

reading your posts


what's that dangly bit?

[12"razormix]

:rolleyes: oh for ****s sake, don't act like you haven't seen it before!!! and cover it up, will you, i'm trying to eat my lunch here.... :mad:


whatever happened to decency?

[Brynn]

it must have gone to bed before i did.

Aren't you in charge of that sort of thing?

[Anna]

well, yes, no, yes, but...


say, aren't you late?

[usherer]

Yes, again.

When will I ever catch up?

[craig johnston]

in the year 58892, according to my calculations.


why don't you staaaaaaaaaay a little bit longer?

[Klynne]

Because your sheets are absolutely filthy

Can I have one of those french fries?