Answer the question.. and then ask a new one

[l'azizza]

Yes, one.

What games do you like to play?

[Jaime]

I enjoy the occasional Improv. game.

What's your favourite drink?

[craig johnston]

champers dahling!


who's in charge around here soldier?

[Jack Flanders]

Me, big boy!

Wanna dance?

[craig johnston]

if you can get me out of this armchair, it'd be a start.



why don't they play one of those old timey bluegrass songs?

[Jack Flanders]

Because they're too stoned to remember the words.

What would you say to some disco music?

[craig johnston]

i'd say, 'why did you let yourself get all crappy and commercial
when you started out so good?


is this the highway to hell?

[dinzdale]

No, Slough.


where's the cabbage?

[trisherina]

That's not cabbage you smell, my friend.

How do I begin?

[Brynn]

Haven't you begun the beguine yet? :eek:

How many people are going to be there, anyway?

[craig johnston]

about half of them


what's that thing you're waving at me?

[Odbe]

A fish. A white herring to be precise, Clupea alba.

If you saw a UFO would you throw stones at it?

[Coffee]

No, I'd only throw a stone at something I have positively identified to be a Threat...something "Unidentified" is obviously not yet a threat...except to Fox News watchers and certain heads of goverments.



Do you think Cynicism is a valid political position?

[craig johnston]

all political positions are a waste of time.


you don't even know me, you say that i'm not living right, you can't understand me, so why do you judge my life?

[trisherina]

Because I'm your parole officer.

What makes you weak at the knees?

[ambo]

Harrison Ford.



What am I holding in my hand?

[Jack Flanders]

A a full straight.

Where is the best pizza made? (I'm hungry.)

[ambo]

New York City (are you close?).



How long was the longest written letter ever sent to you?

[Jack Flanders]

Too long, yawn.

What's your favorite meal? (I'm still hungry.)

[ambo]

Sushi - Maguro, hamachi, unagi, and a salmon skin roll. Heaven.



What's the last thing you want to see before you die?

[Jack Flanders]

Sorry, Ambo, but is it a positive or negative question? What you would want to see or what you would not want to see? :o

[ambo]

Sorry, Ambo, but is it a positive or negative question? What you would want to see or what you would not want to see? :o

I meant want to see :o

[craig johnston]

god, with a stay of execution in his hand.


what naughty plan are you hatching now?

[funkytuba]

Resurrecting year-old threads.


Will I ever stop coughing?

[brightpearl]

Eventually. Unless God shows up with a stay of execution.



Should I just flip a coin?

[Veruki]

no, you are just going to do the opposite anyways.

Now or later?

[Stephi_B]

Somewhen in between ;)

Where have I left that important thingy and anyway what was it?

[funkytuba]

It's your brain and it's over there ----------> (%)

Go on, don't you want to?

[Veruki]

I do, but I'm afraid of the repercussions.

How do you feel about this situation?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I really do hate these awkward silences.


Will we ever run out of questions?

[Odbe]

No! Because people will keep asking pointless ones like that.


Do you collect stamps?

[craig johnston]

no, but i do have a bruised toe.


how can i find inner peace?

[funkytuba]

Less curry, more rice.

How can I stop my gluttonous dependence on Root Beer Floats?

[Jack Flanders]

Give up boating.

Who do you trust?

(BTW curry...rice how fvking true!!!! hahaha!)

[funkytuba]

Anyone carrying a scythe.

Been trimming the verge, have you?

[seebe]

It's easier than trimming the bush.


Is that legal?

[Stephi_B]

The policemen that ran into us last weekend said, "That's just too bloody hilarious to apply any paragraph on it." So I suppose it's more like extra-legal.


...and what did she call you afterwards?

[Tunesmith]

Well, I distinctly heard the word "sphincter" in there, but the rest was incomprehensible.

What're you thinking?

[lukkucairi]

that mustard just isn't a good idea right now.

how long did you say it was?

[funkytuba]

Longer than an instant, shorter than eternity.

Why didn't I?

[lukkucairi]

because you're allergic.


am I going to get out of this alive?

[trisherina]

Nobody does, but you could be the first.

Will it get easier with time?

[funkytuba]

Naw... if you haven't mastered travel in x,y,z then the Landau-Lifshitz spacelike convention will probably throw you for a loop.

Will you please shut up and go to sleep already?

[seebe]

Hey, I just woke up 4 hours ago.


Are they really that big?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Well, actually the left one isn't, but the right one is!

What is that smell?

[seebe]

Whatever it is, it's following you, phew. :eek:


Did they ever reply?

[Brynn]

yes, but it was torn, crumpled, and completely illegible.

why can't I just go and get it over with?

[Anna]

Because you need a pair of scissors.

Why?

[Stephi_B]

Because it was easier than shooting him.


What's that THING you're wearing on your head?

[lukkucairi]

a cybernetic chicken. it syncs with outlook.

is it really going to snow?

[brightpearl]

Eventually.


How much is too much?

[lukkucairi]

it's already too much!

am I too old? is it too late?

[seebe]

Nah, it's never too late to start crochet lessons.

Is that suppose to be here?

[Odbe]

Oh yeah, the climate's too cold to have outdoor pets. I usually just let the genetically modified Megatherium sleep on the couch but I guess it took a fancy to your foot. Don't go poking it or anything, just leave it; I think I forgot to feed it last night. And don't stress, you'll walk just fine with a prosthetic foot.

Did you mean it when you said that or were you really drunk?

[12"razormix]

no, you can't believe a thing i say when i'm drunk!


what is the last thing you did yesterday?

[zero]

prayed it
into the night
till its letters were light



if you were to rummage through my rubbish bin and choose one item to represent how you feel about ME, what would it be?

[12"razormix]

( i wouldn't find that in your rubbish bin, it's in your window )


did you get it right?

[seebe]

No, I messed up on the letters L-M-N-O-P, so they cuffed me.


Isn't that cute?

[zero]

quality is doing small things cratively ! ;-)




Wonder, life is also not less than it?

[12"razormix]

ah wanda, wendy, wandah, wendy.. wanda!!! :eek:


rrrrrrrrr?

[zero]

cccccccccccHAs well as your smaily face and your spectacular



specs. :-)




face me a smile, because a smile a day keeps the doctor away

[seebe]

face me a smile, because a smile a day keeps the doctor away


That's not a question snowflake.


Or was it?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

You answered it, so it must've been.


Or did you?

[seebe]

I don't know it's been so long ago.


Or has it?

[Anna]

Why, it was only yesterday.

Yes?

[Earthling]

I wish !


How about you?

[Odbe]

No, no I think I'll just...

or could I really?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

oh go on!


don't you know you want to?

[lukkucairi]

of course I want to, but there's wanting to and WANTING to, and this is definitely a lower-case want.

what did you think I was on about, then?

[Stephi_B]

Boobs, intelligence, something in that direction.


What's that place called here?

[Bman]

"The place that shall not be named" , SHH!

So why was everyone applauding?

[Stephi_B]

Just to move the stifling air in there a bit.


What are we supposed to wear at this...um... event?

[Marcus Bales]

anything made from the skin of the Higgs Bison


Are you one of the people want the government to issue sterile neutrinos to physics addicts to reduce the LSND results?

[Stephi_B]

Yeah, but dammit, it's a hard task, try to explain a conservative that there's particles not obeying God's command to procreate!


How shall I name my new robot lover?

[Marcus Bales]

Well, since robots also do not obey God's command to procreate, call him "Adder", because he can't multiply.


Woodwinds or brass?

[seebe]

Welllll, if you must know, and thanks for the offer btw...nothing sets the mood while going to the bathroom like brass.


Did you see it too?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Yes, and it was much hairier than I expected.


What does this taste like to you?

[brightpearl]

Just what it says -- "Best before 2-21-07."


How did you know the time was right?

[Coffee]

I used the GPS time signal.

How many seashells did Shelly see at the sea shore?

[seebe]

Surely she saw seventy seven shells.


Should we participate?

[hypnoplasm]

Yes, but only to screw it up.

Where's that smell coming from?

[Marcus Bales]

The seventy-seven sea shells Shelly and Shirley saw on the sea shore.


Why is there a fire in that wastebasket?

[Stephi_B]

I was cold - it's coincidence that the tax authority people are to drop in any second.


Could you please hold that for a moment?

[Marcus Bales]

I thought you wanted me to rub this.


What's with the vaseline?

[12"razormix]

the better to see you with, my dear


oh, but grandmother, why do you have such a terrible big mouth?

[Marcus Bales]

Because some stupid fvkker told me to put vaseline in my eyes and I'm going to KILL someone!

Where did that incompetent woodsman leave the axe?

[seebe]

A guy named Jason, wearing a mask, borrowed it.


When is it over?

[Marcus Bales]

When you hang up.


Will there be any brakemen in heaven?

[hypnoplasm]

there'll be an infinite number of brakemen, but never a cause to stop.

how close to hell do you have to be to fry an egg?

[Pixie Cherries]

That's a trick question. In, or near hell eggs are always raw no matter how much you try to cook them. Just one more reason it is hell.


Why did God make pink plastic flamingos?

[Bman]

They make it easier to track the population of Jewish senior citizens in Florida. Sort of a "heads up" really.

What should I devote my time to today?

[seebe]

Me of course.


Did you get a cash prize?

[hypnoplasm]

Oh, so all of the sudden you're my friend.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Well, if I knew then I wouldn't have to wear this tin foil hat.


And how old were you?

[Marcus Bales]

I was nearly twenty.

How old were you?

[seebe]

Many ages under the sun.


What caused you to go vegetarian?

[Superweevil]

I'm not.


What did I say to make you think so?

[Marcus Bales]

I think it was "Yes! Yes! Yes!" that gave me the first clue.


What's your name again?

[Odbe]

Bannakavalatamorphastorgian. Gods, it's not that hard to remember, I thought you would at least make an effort.

When did this 2-metre wide cardboard box sealed with packing tape turn up on the doorstep?

[hypnoplasm]

2 days ago. Now could you spoon some chili down my snorkel hole and drag me inside for chrissake.

Who's your mr. wonderful?

[Marcus Bales]

You are, dear.

Whose dream is this, anyway?

[Stephi_B]

Of those who stopped believing in their dreams.


Anybody seen the end?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

In those pants, how could we miss it?



In those pants, how could we miss it?

[treekisser]

The end is busy justifying the means.

How much longer will you be?

[hypnoplasm]

I resent the implication of that question.

Why is pie so much better than cake?

[Odbe]

It keeps going on forever.

Do you mind?

[Stephi_B]

Go ahead, my flat needed a redecoration anyways - like this colour explosion effect your last experiment created on my bedroom wall.


Is this real?

[hypnoplasm]

Yes, you're soaking in it.

What's the sound of three hands clapping?

[Marcus Bales]

Fish, if you're Orthodox Surrealist; green, if you're Conservative Surrealist, and Suht Up! if you're Reformed.


who told you THAT?

[Stephi_B]

Erm... YOU of course!


Sorry, payed no attention - what did you say?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Don't eat that..errr..nevermind.

Why is the handle so sticky?

[Stephi_B]

You don't wanna know that, believe me. Just so much: wash your hands please - NOW!!


What do you keep in that box?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

All of my true feelings.

How's the water?

[Stephi_B]

Wet.


How far can you throw that?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Not as far as I can throw a wet cat.

Now, where's the cat?

[Stephi_B]

If Schrödinger hasn't killed it, it's snoozing in the box, having eaten it's fill of your true feelings.


What do I have to ask to answer all questions?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

The right question.


Well, have you ever!?

[Stephi_B]

As if I would tell you! (Yes.)


Does it work?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Only if you push really, really hard.


How's my breath?

[Stephi_B]

Um...


Want a Fishermen's Friend cherry flavour?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Bitte!


Why is my back all wet?

[Stephi_B]

Now that's a longer story: It all started with that Sunday morning... (blablabla) ... that why I installed a trap at the door with a water bucket ... (blablabla) ... I still have to do some adjusting.


Can you come in again?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Sure.


Will I ever learn?

[lukkucairi]

no, you've run out of virtual RAM.


why do I enjoy the sting of iodine on a fresh papercut?

[hypnoplasm]

because you're a masochistic hypochondriac file clerk.

what's your favorite thing to fill a bathtub with besides soap and water?

[Stephi_B]

Either cherry liqueur or a dozen rubber ducks wearing hats or a blue-eyed man, depending on the time of the day.


Is that a question now?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

No.
Do you like black licorice?

[lukkucairi]

only as an instrument of torture.


will it continue to snow all night?

[Stephi_B]

It will stop at 3:41 a.m. with an uncertainty of +/- 2 min.


What's on the other side of the coin?

[Marcus Bales]

Me -- your blue-eyed man in a bathtub!


Is my furnace ok even though I'm smelling soot?

[lukkucairi]

Miyazake says change your filter and hire a totoro to scare away the sprites.


what induced you to buy it in paisley?

[Stephi_B]

Because then it fits with none of my other clothes - perfect!


What is the symbolic meaning of cornflakes?

[Marcus Bales]

In our postmodern cultural environment there is no such thing as "cornflakes". Instead, you create "cornflakes" for yourself out of your language, habits, fears, and desires. Why this doesn't work for "gravity" or "money" or "sexually attractive person" is one of the reasons that postmodernism is largely confined to credulous academics who have never taken any math or science classes, but who enjoy using scientific-sounding words they do not understand in their writings. Compounding the irony, of course, is the yet more wonderful notion that such people have, that there is, and can be, no "author" of any writing, no matter how hard one may work to create an "author" out of langauge, habit, fear, or desire -- so they are the non-authors of their non-writings that argue that there can be no argument and no author and no writing, a notion they call "the heisenberg uncertainty principle", and sometimes "the theory of relativity".


Did that help?

[Stephi_B]

Yes, in a relatively uncertain way it did maybe not.


Real cute, but what species is that?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Oh, it's human.

Does it bite?

[lukkucairi]

not while it's wearing a muzzle.


why are you undoing that buckle?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Because I'm fat...ok! There I said it!
*sob* *snot bubble*

Does this codpiece make my butt look big?

[Stephi_B]

Yes, and you should effect an insurance for it (the butt) asap.


Is it melting yet?

[lukkucairi]

no, we ran out of propane - here's a couple of sticks and four months' worth of the wall street journal - call me back when you've figured it out.


why are you carrying that doll?

[Hyakujo's Fox]

IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE DAMMIT!


So, you getting any action?

[Stephi_B]

Yes, but not the kind I'm preferring.


How do you know where there's "up" in zero gravity?

[lukkucairi]

you check which way his avatar is facing.


would you care for a little more ketchup?

[Stephi_B]

.

[Stephi_B]

If you have another two bottles at hand, yes, thank you.


Have I spelled that one right?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Yes, but the grammar leaves a bit to be desired.
:P

Is it "it's" or "its"?

[Stephi_B]

It's no "it", it's a "he" and I love its... er... his... um... Id.


You seen that?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

No, I find mainstream cinema insipid and redundant. Thusly, I only watch my “Friends” DVD’s. That Chandler is a hoot!

Do you smell that?

[seebe]

Yes, and your feet are loverrrly but please put your shoes back on.


What's the pay off?

[Stephi_B]

1.75€ for each of the heart attacks you got while you've been employed here.


Is there an ultimate book on that?

[funkytuba]

No, but there is a Frisbee Football book.

Can I have it?

[Stephi_B]

'kay. Just tell nobody you got it from me.


What's your problem?!?

[lukkucairi]

that I don't have any real problems.


what's your deal?

[Stephi_B]

Oh, I'm dealing mostly in dreams and scrap. I'm thinking about expanding my business to sunflower seeds and illusions.


This your first time, right?

[hypnoplasm]

Well, I've done it by myself, on cold nights, but never like this, with so many people watching, and with so much money at stake.

What's that, written on your face?

[lukkucairi]

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL


what do your rice krispies say to you?

[Stephi_B]

"If you don't eat us, we'll tell you all about the first half yocto-second after the Big Bang."


What happens if I unclasp now?

[seebe]

I think they will explode like water balloons if they hit the floor..you should have went silicone instead of saline.

Does it hurt when you laugh?

[Stephi_B]

Yes, can be that has to do with the knife sticking in my belly.


Since when?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Since like forever, scha!

Can I have a bite?

[Marcus Bales]

Sure, it's got genuine hissy kitten in it!


Do you like that?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

I do, it is like a chick fight in my my mouth!

What ever made you think you could wear that?

[Marcus Bales]

Well, after I reinforced it with kevlar, if I get two neighborhood kids to lace it up real tight I can still just barely breathe, even though I can't sit down.

Don't I look pretty?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

If I say, "No." you're going to hit me again, aren't you?


I am going to regret this, aren't I?

[Marcus Bales]

Not if you've got $100.

Two questions?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

I noticed that, too.
How come you only answered one of them?

[Brynn]

Because the "shameless flirting" thread needs bumping instead.

Are you getting the same mental picture as I am?

[Marcus Bales]

If the mental picture you're getting is of Jeremy Clarkson in a banana suit being peeled by WH Auden then I guess so.

Why can't we get QI in the US?

[hypnoplasm]

Whatever. QI, Fawlty Towers, Bottom, The Mighty Boosh. All I'm saying, you smug little Brits on your smug, little, marmite-encrusted island, is who's still watching Mama's Family reruns, huh? Huh? Who's laughing now? That's what I thought.

Who is laughing now, actually?

[Bobby]

I am, my plan is unfoldinging perfectly. MWAHAHAHA...ahem...ha.


Why do some people NOT like ketchup?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Because they prefer Catsup.

How in the name of all that is holy did you ever get that stuck there?

[Bman]

Carefully.

How do you get someone to stop a long winded story?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Break wind loudly.

How do you get rid of a water ring on teak furniture?

[Veruki]

sand it off

Was that really fair of you to say?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Well, she is dumb and I am drunk.

How many time do I have to tell you?

[Veruki]

You were suppose to write it down.

Are you done yet?

[Stephi_B]

If you ask me that just one more time, I will... *drawing in breath*... I swear I will... I will finally tell you, "No."


Satisfied?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

I didn't know that was an option.

Are you?

[Marcus Bales]

Well, I was, but now that you ask I'm not so sure.


Why do you ask?

[hypnoplasm]

I'm the one asking the questions here.

What is your problem?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

I was born.

Why are you putting that skunk in the fridge?

[Stephi_B]

Um, cos I always put things which start to stink in there.


Where do you put all the things?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Bury them in a hole.

Where is Granny?

[Marcus Bales]

She's with YsaPur in a hotel room talking to room service.


Considering the way you conduct your own, where do you get off talking about MY sex life?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Because my sex-life consists of reading Marcus Bales' posts.

What makes you so annoyed?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

The fact that there is so much beige in the world.


If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
http://www.thefoodsection.com/photos/uncategorized/barbie.jpg

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

These are no friends, only a cwod of admirerers.

What's your favourite ice cream?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Vanilla with warm honey poured over top.

What is your favorite ice cream?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Poppyseed. (I know it sounds strange, but it's mixed with vanilla and it's very good! They sell it in Hungary.) Or lemon.

What time is it now in Richmond?

[Marcus Bales]

The same time as it is in Cleveland: 10:02 am


Why am I sitting here instead of getting on a plane for wherever YsaPur is?

[Veruki]

Hoyt stole your plane ticket.

Want lunch with me instead?

[Marcus Bales]

Lunch with you would be a treat, just name a time and place to meet.


Hoyt? She chose Hoyt over me?

[Veruki]

It seems she fears the constant rhyming, or maybe it was just the timing.

How long are you going to dwell over it?

[Marcus Bales]

Ok you're right -- I'm over it now; except for surveillance, anyhow.

when are we meeting for lunch, and where?

[Veruki]

Now, at the bar.

Can you bring dessert?

[Marcus Bales]

I had dessert but you weren't there.


Where did I go wrong?

[Veruki]

You didn't, I did.

What's for dessert?

[Marcus Bales]

Mayonnaise chocolate cake with chocolate icing and vanilla ice cream -- I gave the barman a 20 to keep the ice cream in the freezer behind the bar.


Are you the lovely woman in the white sweater?

[Veruki]

If you don't like the sweater, I could change it.

Are you the tall, dark and handsome?

[Marcus Bales]

Well, I'm tall.

[Veruki]

That'll do...

[Marcus Bales]

Ah, a picky one, I see.

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Did someone forget to do something?

[Veruki]

yes, you forgot your explanation!

So what's your excuse?

[Marcus Bales]

No! Don't talk to him! Don't let him explain! He'll just charm you with his devilish, um, charm, and you'll follow him, too, like the sexual pied piper he is!

[Veruki]

::wipes chocolate off face:: fine. Hoyt ignore what I said, and put away that pipe, you'll have to go through Bales before you can get to me. HA! we're breaking the rules!! :p

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

I was hijacked by reality and a very small goat.

Anybody else just wanna give Marcus a big 'ol hug?

[Marcus Bales]

Stay away from me!

My god, did you see the size of that pipe!?

[Veruki]

Pipe?? was it steel or lead?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Twas no pipe.

But it was huge, eh?

[Marcus Bales]

It was ... metaphorical!


How in the world do you keep it from showing?

[Veruki]

Wait so there was no pipe, or was it just too small to see?

[Marcus Bales]

There was a huge pipe, metaphorically.

Who else is glad she didn't see it?

[Stephi_B]

The metaphoric pipe.


Is it dangerous?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Only at midnight, when there's a full moon.

Have you seen such a phenomenon?

[Marcus Bales]

For one reason or another I have to handle pipe every day, and I've never seen any pipe that big before.

How come I saw it without a full moon?

[Stephi_B]

Pipoluminescence.


What did she say that made you feel so uncomfortable?

[Marcus Bales]

"Pipoluminescence" -- I had no idea there was such a thing, which implies a serious lack of surface area in the pipe I'm familiar with.


Oops -- have I said too much?

[Stephi_B]

You always do, it's OK.


Are you obsessed?

[Marcus Bales]

Pipoluminescence has me in its grip.


Can you help me?

[Stephi_B]

No, because I don't know anything about pipes.


Did you lose it?

[Marcus Bales]

Yeah, it's gone, now.


Want to go to lunch?

[Veruki]

your in so much trouble! I thought lunch was our thing.

Was it something I did?

[Marcus Bales]

We'll always have Key West.

Do you always fall asleep on first dates?

[Veruki]

only when flying, I get motion sickness.

any chance there'll be a second?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

You know it! Huh?


Does anyone else think Marcus has a ""boy crush" (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boy+crush)on me? :D

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Definitely.

Seriously, doesn't he have a crush on every living being?

[Veruki]

you think everyone has a boy crush on you.

Can I see the pipe?

[Marcus Bales]

Oh no! Don't look at his pipe! I'll never get a second date that way!

Did you look?

[Veruki]

He hasn't shown it yet.

why shouldn't I?

[Stephi_B]

Because you should!


Any ideas?

[Angry Kid Hoyt]

Think Pink! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmaffpKAYcw)


Why, in the name of God?? WHY?

[Veruki]

Because we gave up trying to be Satanists long ago.

Do you think you could step out of the room for a minute?

[Marcus Bales]

Yeah, outta the room, Hoyt.

Now that he's gone what did you have in mind?

[Veruki]

someone's a little frisky today.

So is this that second date?

[craig johnston]

yeah, but i'm still allowed to touch your knee.


what becomes of the brokenhearted?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Nothing. They remain that way for eternity.

Is there enough time?

[Veruki]

not right now, CJ is fulfilling his knee fetish.

Did you figure that out all by yourself?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

No, I have five little helpers.

What are you going to do with all that straw?

[Marcus Bales]

One at a time I'm going to put a straw on this camel's back to see which one it is.


Read any good books lately?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

Richard Girling: Rubbish!

You?

[hypnoplasm]

It depends on who's asking.

What's for dinner?

[PinkLincoln]

tortilla soup


what's your favorite slang term for a body part?

[Marcus Bales]

tallywacker

Doesn't that just crack you up?

[Veruki]

not really, I feel it's slightly unoriginal.

Can I have my shoe back?

[Marcus Bales]

Here's your shoe.

Untie my belt and tie and hand them to me, will you?

[Veruki]

I'm not that easy.

Did you really think that was going to work?

[craig johnston]

well, it worked last time you were tipsy, so why not now?


do you always answer a question with a question?

[Marcus Bales]

Just for you.


Would you like a kitten?

[YsaPur EsChomuw]

No thanks. I'm full.

Where's the nutcracker?

[Marcus Bales]

JT is over on the Hello Thread.

Is there a winter storm coming your way, too?