Answer the question.. and then ask a new one

[Stormyguy]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Mine are brown at the back , but I can explain!!

chortle! :rolleyes:

light means low calorie. hard means, well, hard - y'know..... hard.

we are talking liquor and not innuendo here aren't we?

[dinzdale]

(I can sleep with a light on.....)

No we are inuendo up to our hows-your-father.





First name of the person who had your virginity?

[zenbabe]

Bill

Last name of the person that took yours?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

Jacobs

what was the name of the person's pet who took ur virginity...if they didn't have one, what was that person's middle name?

[fodder]

brandon

and how old were you when you lost your virginity

[fodder]

boring question, stupe

how many years were you in college/will you be in college

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by fodder
brandon

and how old were you when you lost your virginity

no cheating allowed!

19

To be or not to be?

[fodder]

to be and to not be so bored.

should i go in the other room and ask my boyfriend why he would rather have gay-fights with guys on the internet or stay in here and roll my eyes, drink kahlua and milk and post bitchily?

[zenbabe]

drink vodka and go fill up the super soaker!


should I go and frighten my neighbors further or appreciate the fact that they have been so quiet that they deserve a beer on the street?

[fodder]

let them drink a beer on the street... quietly.

should i study spanish words or say fccccccck it and study at work tamora

[Hermione]

study tonight and get ice cream after work

the statistics homework wasn't too hard was it?

[priceyfatprude]

Homework rules. hahahahaha

What should I have to eat? (first person who says 'my cock' gets a beating)

[Perky Pat]

http://www.harrisonburg.k12.va.us/water/2-lunches/hot-dog.jpg

If you woke up and were a member of the opposite sex for one day, what's the first thing you would do?

[Frieda]

pee

what would you do?

[Perky Pat]

Get a mirror.

If you already have a tattoo, what is and where? If you were to get one, what would it be, and where.

[malina]

i don't have one and don't plan on getting one but, of course, have given it plenty of thought! ( i'd get a small cursive M in the back of my neck )

what's the last book you read?

[Perky Pat]

Iain Banks - "The Crow Road" (I'm in it)

Why do you get up at such an ungodly hour?

[malina]

can't sleep


what time do you get up?

[Perky Pat]

While you're asleep. (Seven)

What's your favourite novel?

[malina]

that's a tough one..
one of my favourites is barbary shore ( norman mailer )


who is the strangest person you ever met?

[Perky Pat]

A real-live MI5 spook. She was really, really strange. Yeah. I can't tell you her name though or I'd have to kill you.

What's the very first record you ever bought all by yourself?

[malina]

click (http://zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2305)


do you remember your first day of school? did you like it?

[Perky Pat]

Yes. And I liked the french-fries for school-dinners so much I put one in my pocket to take home and show my Mum "how they should be done". Needless-to-say, I forgot about it until I put my hand in my pocket around bedtime... Blech.

What was your best subject at school?

[malina]

art


yours?

[Perky Pat]

English Language.

Have you ever had your hair cut very short?

[malina]

several times. the first time, my mom cut my hair really short was for my first day of school. i was 5 and i cried like an idiot - i hated it! ( i have a pic of my first day of school: me crying and my mom yelling at me because i wouldn't smile for the picture ) the next time i cut it really short i was 21 and it looked good ( i think... )


what's your favourite dish?

[priceyfatprude]

Marilyn Monroe. ;)

Of course, it's pasta w/seafood.

What's your favorite Judy Garland movie?

[Perky Pat]

The Wizard of Oz. Well of course it is.

What are you thinking about?

[malina]

my fvcked up life
( and how i don't like judy garland at all )


coffee or no coffee? ( now )

[priceyfatprude]

A very special boy & how I can't wait to see him.

How would you feel if you found out that your bosses boss was fired yesterday?

[malina]

< screams > PFP's LURKING! :D

[priceyfatprude]

I am trying not to get caught surfing.

We're having a scavenger hunt tomorrow & one of the things is to name 5 Judy Garland movies. I think everyone is only going to know 3, tops.

-the end-

[Perky Pat]

Assuming "-the end-?" was your question, I'd say probably a gigantic asteroid, or some freaky new killer-virus or something.


If you were forced to change one thing about yours physical apperance what would it be?

[priceyfatprude]

No, not a question, just explaining why I was lurking & such.

malina: coffee

Pat: My nose should be smaller.

Coke or Pepsi?

[Frieda]

coke

should i go and get some hashish or stay with 6 paracetamols a day?

[priceyfatprude]

Hashish

Do you like hash browns?

[Frieda]

never had them, no idea!

what´s your favorite junk food?

[priceyfatprude]

Cheetos!

Who loves ya, baby?

[priceyfatprude]

http://www.lambweston.com/media/uploaded/hashbrowns_sidepic.jpg

The stuff that's not toast is hash browns. Shredded potatoes, fried til crispy.

Or:

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ourfood/img/hashbrown.jpg

[Perky Pat]

My Mum.

Why do you forget to ask a question so often?

[malina]

she be busy gal!


why do you want to know so much?

[Perky Pat]

It's in my nature. And it's the best way to get to know someone I suppose.

Name something you're really good at that might surprise people.

[malina]

that would be anything, really
( people tend to think i'm an idiot )


do you like to surprise people?

[jackiejoy]

Yes, because I so seldom do.

What's your favorite Elvis song?

[Perky Pat]

Wooden Heart

Five seconds to think, read all of your spam or clean the toilet?

[jackiejoy]

Clean toilet, any day!

Worst household chore?

[malina]

for sure!

[dinzdale]

for sure ?
The Dodgers are not going to the World Series.



How many fingers am I holding up?

[malina]

do this for the last time..
( sorry that song's in my head )

would people more likely describe you as serious or as funny?

[Perky Pat]

Postman Pat And His Black and White Cat

Choose three famous people to go out with for a few drinks, a chat and dinner with.

[Frieda]

bruce willis, tom jones and.. umm.. nahh, not david H.. zefrank!

oh yeah, i have to ask a question too

umm

should i buy halberds for on my wall or swords?

[Perky Pat]

Whichever you're best able to wield.

Describe your favourite "going-out" attire.

[malina]

tight black tank top, baggy black pants, high heels ( summer )
white mens dress shirt, baggy black pants, black boots ( winter )

describe yours...

[Perky Pat]

Interesting shirt, baggy black "pants" (actually we call them "trousers" over here - "pants are er..you know..knickers) stupidly expensive black suede shoes or boots.

Fancy going out sometime?

[malina]

it would be a pleasure!


where would you like to go?

[Perky Pat]

To the sea.

Where next?

[malina]

your avatar is distracting me!

what IS that?

[Perky Pat]

click (http://www.brotmesser.de/keithharing_starte.html)
I'll change it just for you.

Where next?

[malina]

lol don't change it .. ;)

can't we stay?

[Perky Pat]

Yes. Yes we can.

Am I dreaaming this?

[malina]

kind of

is it a good dream?

[Perky Pat]

Sort of. But I'm about to dream it properly.

What is one plus one?

[malina]

depends....

do you have lucid dreams?

[Perky Pat]

I think I'm having one now.

Can you turn out the light please?noyn

[Hermione]

anything for you perky pat

should I start packing now?

[Perky Pat]

Leave it until the very last minute.

Where were you the last time you kissed someone?

[malina]

at the airport

what colour are your socks?

[Frieda]

yup

how do i get to look up and down with my mouse instead of walking with my mouse in Q2?

[RuneT]

was it freelock or freelook?

Are there any other quake players here?

[Perky Pat]

Not me afraid. I got obsessed with "Doom" back in the day and that was that. From what I can see, I'd last about 3 seconds in Q2.


If I were to meet you for a face-to-face interview in a crowded public place, how would I recognize you?

[RuneT]

I'm the tall dark man drinking lager.


I use a HP 48G calculator. You?

[Perky Pat]

My fingers. Or if it's really tricky, a sliderule.

Have you ever saved somebody's life?

[RuneT]

Yes, a number of times. People really don't take their life seriously!

Whats next on your shopping list? >100£

[Perky Pat]

Bollocks to this.. let's go down the pub.

Do you have a nickname (the more embarrassing the better—for us) and how did you get it?

[malina]

yes i do. my girlfriend's brother gave it to me when i was 14.

what was your most embarrassing moment. ever.

[RuneT]

I was on a training seminar in a small English town. After partying I went to bed at my hotel, and a couple of hours later I woke up because i really needed to go. I was still drunk and I went out in the corridor and closed the door behind me, it locked, I was naked and about to pee on myself. I had taken the wrong door! So I had to go down to the reception to get help. Nekkid.

What was the nickname?

[malina]

julchen ( unfortunately, not very embarrassing at all and doesn't mean anything to english-speaking people :D )

how many shades of grey are there between black and white?

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by RuneT
. I was still drunk and I went out in the corridor and closed the door behind me, it locked, I was naked and about to pee on myself. I had taken the wrong door! So I had to go down to the reception to get help. Nekkid.



I'VE DONE THIS ! ! !! (Twice !)

JOJOJ

[Perky Pat]

In the same night.

Whom do you most need to thank right now, and why?

[RuneT]

But this was in Farnham, a place where "everybody knows your name" tarararaaaaa taa.

Twise? Thats great! Do you think it's a good way to meet new people?

[Perky Pat]

RuneT: That's three miles from my home. I think I read about it in the local paper. Something to do with "rape and pillage" the headline said.

What is the very first thing that you remember? (about, you know, your life)

[malina]

shouting

why does no one answer my question?

[RuneT]

there are no shades of green

[malina]

that's nice

[Perky Pat]

Yes.

Describe the perfect dessert, and make us able to taste it just by reading it.

[malina]

home made vanilla ice cream ( the kind that falls apart in chips when you touch it with a fork, you are just able to make out the smallest bits of vanilla on its glistening white surface, topped with steaming hot raspberry sauce that will melt the ice cream on contact, sinking deliciously into the frozen bits and leaving just a trace of raspberry and the promise of a chill underneath... )

are you working? get back to work!

[Perky Pat]

I was, but I just stopped for some unbelievable dessert and now a couldn't possibly think about something so mundane as work.

What's the hardest thing you've had to learn?

[Hermione]

Statistics

When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

[Perky Pat]

About 10 minutes ago. (I didn't say it out-loud though)

You and I are going on a road trip! Plan our route.

[malina]

two days ago

if you had to die now, would you have any regrets?

[Hermione]

Only that I didn't tell all of you how much I love you!!!

what are you doing this weekend/

[malina]

Originally posted by Perky Pat

You and I are going on a road trip! Plan our route.

across the states, east to west ( no plan! )

what kind of car?

[Perky Pat]

http://vea.qc.ca/vea/v/vw79cab.jpg

What's the best way to earn your respect?

[Hermione]

always be honest with me.

where is your favorite food?

[Perky Pat]

Belgium.

What's one thing about you we would never guess in a million years?

[dinzdale]

I usually have control over my bodily functions.


How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

[Perky Pat]

A woodchuck would chuck just enough wood to ensure the survival of its species. No more, no less. Non-human animals are like that.

Would you rather be a goldfish in a bowl with an opposite sex goldfish, or a single parakeet in a cage?

[malina]

in order to answer this, i need answers to the following questions:

(a) do i know the opposite sex goldfish?
(b) do i get to pick the opposite sex goldfish?
(c) do i like him?
(d) does he like me?
(e) how big is the bowl?
(f) do i get to decorate the bowl?
(g) will he bring pets?

[Perky Pat]

(a) Without knowing which goldfish you know, that's hard to answer, but for the purpose of the excercise let's just say "no ".

(b) Okay, yes you can.

(c) Of course, you chose him!

(d) You'll just have to see how things go.

(e) The usual size - about the size of a largish melon.

(f) No. As far as I'm aware, goldfish don't ususally get to have to have pets.

[malina]

i'd go with the goldfish option then :D

which one would you pick?

[Perky Pat]

I'd choose the goldfish option too. It might not be a bad life really, although the "no-pets" rule is a bit tough. Still, maybe there would be some good "accessories" thrown in, such as one of those little castle things with a hole to swim through. And maybe even a plastic mermaid. Yeah. That'd be nice.

Choose one: Being blind, being deaf, or being neutered.

[bealeblues]

deaf. according to dinz, i'm already neutered. and according to rune (and board legend), i'm a 14 year old ready for spaying...


who's pissed that i'm back again?

[malina]

NOT ME! :D

and pat.. i said nothing about a "no pet" rule :) i was just asking! ( i'm curious )

is friday different for you than any other day?

( beale? you don't have to answer... we know... )

[bealeblues]

JOUJ.... i'll leave that answer for the next victim.

btw, love me some tundralove.... ;)

[malina]

dang! i did and you didn't notice .... :(

[dinzdale]

Yes, Friday is at the end of the week, after Thursday.





Should Beale and Brunhilda get a room?

[Perky Pat]

If they want to, yes.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone? We're talking paper, envelope, and stamp.

[malina]

that must have been christmas last year

how do you catch your second wind when you're tired? ( or just so sick you can't see any more )

[Perky Pat]

Buy some of this on the way home:http://member.nifty.ne.jp/cherryh/image/stolichnaya.jpg

How many clocks are in your house? And which is your favorite?

[jackiejoy]

Six?

My favorite is a dog clock.


Who's your favorite politician and why?

[Perky Pat]

He resigned. They always do.

Do you get me?

[rmr]

No

Do you get you?

[malina]

no

how much can anyone get anyone?

[rmr]

not much.

do you get wiki?

[malina]

nope

i don't have the patience for fvcking wiki..
( it's not a judgment on wiki, it's me! ) ;)

share a childhood antic

[priceyfatprude]

Invisibility. You have to ask why?

What do you do when you want to be left alone? Not answer the phone? Leave the house & hang out at the park for awhile? What?

[rmr]

Caller ID and i walk softly.

Have you ever been arrested and what for?

[rapscalious rob]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Invisibility. You have to ask why?

What do you do when you want to be left alone? Not answer the phone? Leave the house & hang out at the park for awhile? What?

I take off and drive around for a little.

There are many drawbacks and advantages to each ability, so that’s why I ask why.

Is your answer to this question no?

[Perky Pat]

I don't know.

What movie title best describes your life? And which one best describes the life you'd prefer to live?

[malina]

(1) one flew over the cuckoo's nest
(2) a beautiful mind or shine

what would you do with your life if money was no issue at all? would you want to work? what kind of work? how would you spend your time?

[Perky Pat]

Who can tell? But this guy (http://www.sensitivelight.com/index.htm) seems to be pretty content (http://www.sensitivelight.com/about.htm). Yeah. probably something like that. Oh and I'd travel a lot.

Apart from in an aeroplane, what's the highest you've ever been?

[rapscalious rob]

The top of the mountains at Sequia National Park. It was hiiiigh up there. it was high (http://www.poets.org/poems/poems.cfm?45442B7C000C07010E76)!

Do you believe that intelligent, sentient beings exist in the extrasolar cosmos?

[Perky Pat]

It's a bad idea to believe in aliens. It only gives the buggers ideas.

Which is creepier: glass covering a swimming pool all of a sudden and you are trapped below it, or being attacked by a giant spider?

[rapscalious rob]

Glass on the swimming pool would seal my fate, but being attacked by a giant spider could very well mean that someone slipped some lysergic acid dithylamide into my fruit punch. So is it better to die a painful death or to temporarily (or perhaps permanently) lose one’s mind? I think my mind was lost long ago… it’s probably in the garage somewhere.

Why don’t you return my phone calls?

[priceyfatprude]

Because you dont leave a message, just expect me to lift the number from Caller ID.

What should I see @ the zoo today?

[Perky Pat]

Penguins (http://www.blogjam.com/x/001034.php) of course! What else IS there?

If you were a tree, what kind of dog would piss on you?

[fodder]

any kind, dogs dont discriminate

what kind of shower stuff (shampoo, conditioner, body wash) do you use?

[malina]

shampoo: citre shine
cond: aussie color mate
body wash: johnson's oat milk & almond oil

what's the last thing you do before going to sleep at night?

[Frieda]

turn over

is the netherlands going to beat austria tonight? (football)

[priceyfatprude]

But of course!

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?

[Perky Pat]

I like birds. Birds like me.


When life hands you lemons, you're supposed to make lemonade. That's boring. What do you do with them?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

slice em up, dip em in sugar, then take tequila shots


should i go to work tonight, or go to the huge party my boss is throwing down the street from my work?

[Perky Pat]

Go to work. Your boss won't be there so you can do whatever you want.

How would you kill Superman?

[priceyfatprude]

Put a Kryptonite condom on him.

How often do you do laundry?

[malina]

every sunday. yes. i'm livin' on the edge!

if you could date a cartoon character, who would it be?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

Batman, he has tons of "gadgets" ;) ;) and he also has Robin, so of course it would instantly turn into a 3sum.


if u put a Kryptonite condom on Superman would it kill him, or his sex drive? or both?

[Perky Pat]

Loss of sex-drive first, followed by death. Just like real people.

What's your stance on sporks?

[Frieda]

i have one!

the netherlands beat austria! how to celebrate?

[Perky Pat]

Kiss every second person you encounter, full on the lips, for the next 24 hours.

What weapon from "Clue" would you get rid of and what would you replace it with?

[zenbabe]

The lead Iron....and the Knife!

fodder's bbq shrimp or Jack in the Box?

[agentsmith]

jack in the box

have you ever dyed your hair?

[Perky Pat]

No, I had it professionally done. It still looked ridiculous though. Not even remotely like what I'd had in mind.

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

[priceyfatprude]

Depends on the night, bwaaaahahahahaha.

Ok, that was funnier in my head.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?

[Perky Pat]

Nine thirty-five am. Blue, blue morning.

Which do you prefer, baths or showers?
a) I like a long hot soak.
b) Just hose me down.
c) I don't bathe.

[priceyfatprude]

A, however, my apartment has no bathtub, so I never get to take one. :(

What is your favorite scent?

[Perky Pat]

"Rive Gauche by YSL" gets me going alright. Yeah.

You're the presidential candidate for a viable third political party. What's it called and who's your running mate?

[priceyfatprude]

3:45am. I can't decide whether to try & sleep for 6-7 hours or just stay up.

Favorite SNL cast member?

[priceyfatprude]

You can't change the question, goofball.

It would be called the Unclef*ckas, my running mate would be Trey Parker.

[Perky Pat]

Sorry, thought you'd nodded off.

SNL doesn't happen over here.

Ever seen a UFO, a ghost, or bigfoot?

[priceyfatprude]

I have felt someone patting me on the back at different times in my life, never actually seen who it was. (This would be the ghost)

I used to be a bigfoot, but my feet have gone down a size this summer. Go figure.

Austin Powers: a great movie or an embarrassment to your people?


(I didn't nod off, I'm still surfing & watching SNL)

[Perky Pat]

Yeah Baby!

If you were a Mafia hit-man on a mission to eliminate the leader of a rival gang, what would you have for breakfast?

[priceyfatprude]

My girlfriend, Trixie. ba dum bum.

Actually, I'd be an Italian man, so I'd have peppers & eggs, bread under the broiler & coffee. And maybe some pancetta.

How do you get the Crest White Strips to stay in your mouth for a half hour w/o your mouth filling up w/drool?

[Perky Pat]

Sorry, I can't make out what you're saying.

If there was a war between werewolves and vampires, who would you bet on?

[priceyfatprude]

Vampires.

I tried Crest White Strips (http://whitestrips.com/global/index.jsp) on my teeth tonight, and they would not stay on my teeth due to the large amounts of saliva my mouth then decided to produce. I wondered if there was a special trick to it?

Drool = saliva = spit = whatever you Brits call it.

Can you whistle?

[Perky Pat]

I know! it was a joke (concerning my not being able to make out what you're saying due to your having your mouth full of droo... oh forget it..);)

Yes I can whistle. Apparently I do it when I'm felling guilty about something.

Do you dream in colour?

[malina]

yes

do you remember your dreams?

[Perky Pat]

We must never, ever forget our dreams.

You're stuck on a desert island. You will soon die. What color are your socks?

[malina]

all my socks are black
( i doubt i'll be wearing any on the desert island )

what colour is your toothbrush?

[Frieda]

white and yellow

what kind of watch do you have?

[malina]

bulova

are you more curious about the past or the future?

[Frieda]

past

are you wearing shoes?

[malina]

no

would you want to be famous? and why not?

[Perky Pat]

Everyone should be famous for 15 minutes. And why not indeed?

Ham, spam, jam or lamb?

[malina]

ham

what's the best thing that happened to you in the last 2 days?

[Frieda]

my dad helping me with the curtains on saturday!

why do noodles explode?

[Perky Pat]

I had an bonfire in my garden this afternoon. Perfect Autumn. Still. No breath of wind. Smoke went straight up and just hung there.

Peas, cheese, trees or hands & knees?

[malina]

you should have a word with perky about his bonfires if they make your noodles explode, frieda..

hands & knees

cut rut gut nut or smut?

[Perky Pat]

sorry Frieda! It knd of works though, in a surreal sort of way.

Rut.

Up until today, it annoyed me that I had become this totally centered Zen Buddhist master and nobody noticed. What do you wish people noticed about you more often?

[malina]

that i'm here

where you ever so angry that you destroyed something on purpose?

[Perky Pat]

Only words on paper.

Who was the best teacher you ever had and why?

[malina]

my best friend. she was diagnosed with cancer, went through chemo and made fun of herself trying on wigs. she taught me about perspective.

did you learn anything important in school?

[Perky Pat]

I learned to love words. And hate misplaced authority.

What's the best concert you've ever been to in your life?

[malina]

some open air concert in holland. it must have been 1981 or 82. the simple minds, china crisis and joe cocker. the thing i remember most is jim kerr sitting crouched on one of those huge speakers and doing that thing that he does... hypnotizing the crowd

do you like silence?

[Frieda]

yes i do!

would you believe me if i told you that i'm watching a cab driver, a clown, a boxer and lara croft guessing the price of a set of hair curlers?

[Perky Pat]

Real, total silence is so hard to find. Yes, I adore silence.

Are you any good at singing?

[malina]

probably not ( my guess would be that you're watching tv )

are you prone to household accidents?

[Frieda]

hey not to be annoying here, but is this a private question game? perky, you seem to respond to malina only.. i'm confused!

[malina]

we posted simultaneously! sorry!!

[Frieda]

it wasn't directed at you, malina!

[malina]

i know

[Frieda]

ok malina :)

well, perky? can i hear your opinion?

[Perky Pat]

It just seems to happen that way sometimes! And I think if you look back you'll see I respond to lots of people, including you.

er, what's your favourite colour?

[Frieda]

right. maybe you should refresh your page more often!

[Perky Pat]

So what's Is your favourite colour?

And what's your question for the next poster?

[Frieda]

**** ***** **** ******** ***** *********!

[Perky Pat]

mmmm...Yes PLEASE!

What are you doing later?

[Frieda]

i'll be banging the space bar with my internet friends while watching gay boot fetish websites.

and you?

[Perky Pat]

"Heat" w/ Robert de Niro and Al Pacino is on TV. I'll probably watch it.

Is "Heat" w/Robert de Niro and Al Pacino any good?

[Frieda]

you shouldn't bang it that much


what time should i go to bed today?

[Perky Pat]

Yes thankyou. I wasted a lot of it doing this sort of thing and now suddenly it's almost over. Oh well

What could be worse than a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?.

[fodder]

because you like the taste of blood in your mouth.

what'd you do this weekend?

[Audreyvgs]

I didn't!

Where did you put the remote?

[rmr]

Go out

do you love me ???

[rmr]

"is there a cyanide capsule in that survival kit and if so are we supposed to share it?"


What's your favorite number?

[priceyfatprude]

You, my darling. You.

We have to find some men whose names don't begin w/the letter D.

How many times have you seen Back To The Future?

[priceyfatprude]

My favorite number is 9.

I've seen this movie close to 50 times.

[rmr]

Sixteen candles

Is it ok that i want to do REALLY dirt things to Jake Ryan?

[fodder]

despite the fact that he's like 84 now, no, guess not

what are you angry about now

[RuneT]

...take me! :p


Why isn't there snow in the mountains yet?

[Audreyvgs]

Global Warming.

How many can you eat?

[AllegroNg]

Two at a time on a good day!

How do you pronounce Fodder's last name?

[malina]

correctly

is perfection a positive or a negative?

[Audreyvgs]

Its right in the middle, its usually bipolar.

Are we there yet?

[priceyfatprude]

If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to turn this car around!

Why isn't Stilletto on any of Billy Joel's Greatest Hits CD's? It's the best song he ever wrote.

[dinzdale]

Because he's shite.




Is it lunchtime yet?

[malina]

yes siree hot dang!

your ava's not purdy, dinz...
will i ever get my eyesight back?

[dinzdale]

You will fall under it's spell like I did.




Got a better avatar for me?

[malina]

the fvcking goat's better than this one ( and more attractive ) :)

where are you going for lunch?

[dinzdale]

Barry's Burger Barn - chilli burger :)



Do you think her glasses make her look more intelligent?

[malina]

they always do - that's the only thing that works on blondes with a big rack!

what are you wearing?

[dinzdale]

red shirt, black pants, black shoes




How will I recognise you at Barry's?

[ambo]

i'll be the one gagging at the smell of the burgers




when will you realize that big is not always wonderful ?

(oooh, you changed it, and it's all blurry - you are definitely avatar challenged poor dinz)

[dinzdale]

Never.





Where's my delete button?

[malina]

i have come to terms with it ambo ;)

to dinz: who the FVCK is that?

( edited: i apologize for posting too late... )

[dinzdale]

Someone with a sense of humour (who should have appeared in the hot guy thread obviuosly)



I'm leaving for lunch while you drool.....anyone coming with me?

[ambo]

if it's dinz, i need to regroup ;)



how many fingers am i holding up ?

[ambo]

obviously

sorry for posting at the same time as you dinz
i guess great minds (oh never mind)

[malina]

( i love you dinz!!! this is the first thing that really made me laugh today!!!!! )

( help - i can't stop looking at it! JOJ )

[Audreyvgs]

Put that finger away!

Please, sir, may I have another?

[dinzdale]

Take all you want.




Can you get these in a large?

[ambo]

yes, we carry large, but that doesn't mean they're GOOD !



do you enjoy farting in elevators ?

[dinzdale]

Who doesnt ????????


Was that you?

[malina]

no! i wouldndest!

do you socialize with your neighbours, even the black ones?
*ducks and runs away*

[catbelly]

I find that question offensive and I'm not answering!! :) :) :)

what colour are your socks?

[dinzdale]

Black (please dont hate me).




Should I get a new one or just fix this old one?

[funkytuba]

Only if you have someone to share it with.

What dates in October?

[priceyfatprude]

Certain people should answer their email.

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by funkytuba
What dates in October?

Pick anyone of 31.



Can someone give me a hand with this?

[ambo]

yes, especially if you show up in your chicken outfit again.


if that's dinz in the pool, what's his tatoo say ?

[dinzdale]

(now there's a good competition - I'll leave that for you to guess)

[ambo]

my guess would be "large is good"


(you were supposed to ask a question dinzy dear)


how old were you when you lost your virginity ?

[dinzdale]

15




Who's been eating MY fvcking porridge?

[Frieda]

shaggy

where's that quake 2 thread?

[Perky Pat]

Hmmm..

What do you think about when you're shaving? Yes, you.

[ambo]

nyc - yes, that chicken outfit
pat - usually work, or lately, lily



what does it take to really quench your thirst ?

[dinzdale]

A vat of beer big enough to drown a rhino in.




Should I stay or should I go ?

[Hermione]

You should go.

Why does my head hurts?

[AllegroNg]

Because of your brain tumor!

What was Dinz's avatar?

That one w/the rack looked like a butt to me.

[malina]

i believe it was mr. dinz himself :p
( handsome chap! )

i liked the boob one w/the gold dress

will this thread die now?

[dinzdale]

No, not yet.



How do I get rid of this garlic breath from last night?

[malina]

have some onions

where are you going for lunch today?

[dinzdale]

Kelley's Country Cooking



Will you be there?

[malina]

but of course!

will you buy me a drink?

[dinzdale]

Of course.



Should I have the fish or chicken?

[malina]

generally, fish

what kind?

[dinzdale]

Grilled catfish.



Should I fvck off for the afternoon, drink lots, end up in The Jiggly Club, peniless, drunk and smelling....or go back to work?

[malina]

i would never ever ever tell you to fvck off !!!

the jiggly club - isn't that where al bundy goes?

[dinzdale]

My hero.



OK, the catfish lunch then back to work it is....and you?

[malina]

no, not me.
not today... :D

will you give the waiter/ress a good tip?

[dinzdale]

Of course.....and my tip today is running in the 4:15 at Sandown Park.



OK, I'm off....who do you think will post the next new thread?