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~*WickedAngel*~
09-10-2003, 05:05 PM
prolly me since i'm about to start one
what was ur fave moment of school? (any grade)
dinzdale
09-10-2003, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by ~*WickedAngel*~
what was ur fave moment of school?
Let me guess that yours wouldnt have been anything whatsoever to do with an english lesson. "Ur fave" for fvck's sake.
Will the next post be in english or gibberish?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-10-2003, 05:26 PM
aren't u cute.....this is my short hand, if u want me to have good grammar, then join me in my writing class. and no, my fave moment had nothing to do with english class, it had to do with drama.
it's prolly both gibberish and english.
u want me don't u?
;) :D :p
Perky Pat
09-10-2003, 05:57 PM
dunno, Id 1/2 2 c u B4 I cd Dcide.
What's that on your collar?
malina
09-10-2003, 07:15 PM
an e, an a and a u :)
describe yourself in two words
AllegroNg
09-10-2003, 07:31 PM
over here
what kinda car does Ze drive?
PS: PerkyPat, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
fodder
09-10-2003, 08:44 PM
he drives a bug or a bmw, somethin silver
should i go hear black rebel motorcycle club tonite or sit here and read/drink pabst blue ribbon/not spend money
AllegroNg
09-10-2003, 09:16 PM
Not to be that annoying angel on sholder, but stay home for now. Save up. Remain sober so you can easily go to work tomorrow. Then go this weekend. (On 2nd thought, I'm allowing you a few drinks at home so you can post in funny ways)
Whatcha wearin?
my zefrank t-shirt
which do you like better, a clear sunny day with just a hint of breeze or a bitchin' thunderstorm with lots of lightning ?
25 - it's a nice round number
what scares you more, pain or death ?
malina
09-10-2003, 10:59 PM
only pain
what are you likely to do when you're sad?
zenbabe
09-10-2003, 11:10 PM
much higher than I am! stupid moon!
Should we make it a conference call?
Audreyvgs
09-10-2003, 11:19 PM
Probably.
How long can mayonnaise go sitting on the kitchen counter before it goes bad?
malina
09-10-2003, 11:21 PM
until someone leaves the door open - then it really goes bad if it hasn't been out in a while!
should i quit sleeping altogether?
malina
09-10-2003, 11:22 PM
sorry moel!
zenbabe
09-10-2003, 11:22 PM
diamonds?
Is it safe to walk around outside without a bra on?
zenbabe
09-10-2003, 11:28 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
are we talking about audrey hepburn?
catbelly
09-10-2003, 11:33 PM
Chuh! La VGS, s'il vous plait!
Which toe is your favourite?
zenbabe
09-10-2003, 11:36 PM
My big toe, you can draw happy faces on it and webcam chat with runeT
Am I missing something?
zenbabe
09-11-2003, 12:34 AM
I guess...
How many potatoe's make a full load?
catbelly
09-11-2003, 12:38 AM
I ate him - see my Bud the Spud recipe on the wiki
Does Rune really do webcam chats?
zenbabe
09-11-2003, 12:42 AM
all emoticons make me happy
Does that make me a freak?
catbelly
09-11-2003, 12:53 AM
We love you and your crazy blue barrel
What does it smell like in there?
Audreyvgs
09-11-2003, 01:58 AM
Monkeys!
Is Zen in there?
_________________
as in barrel of.......
priceyfatprude
09-11-2003, 01:58 AM
Molson Ice & tuna
Your favorite cartoon?
Audreyvgs
09-11-2003, 02:00 AM
Oh mannnnnn double post!
priceyfatprude
09-11-2003, 02:09 AM
It's ok, now the next person has to answer 2, hahaHAHA
Audreyvgs
09-11-2003, 07:25 AM
Okay, then.
Where'd you buy that?
malina
09-11-2003, 09:22 AM
bramalea city centre
do you like it? :D
it's very classy.
what food choice today do you most regret ?
Audreyvgs
09-11-2003, 03:44 PM
The chocolate chip cookie dough that I havent yet.
But it's calling me, around 9 tonight.
Did you find out what was making that squeak?
catbelly
09-11-2003, 04:11 PM
Er... excuse me ... :rolleyes: it must have been the bratwurst
What perfume/cologne did you wear in high school?
I think it was called white linen?? by estee lauder.
Anyone one else in the middle of a food coma right now?
malina
09-11-2003, 04:41 PM
i haven't even eaten anything yet...
anyone in the middle of a due diligence coma?
dinzdale
09-11-2003, 04:42 PM
I cant afford to even pay attention, let alone dilligence.
Anyone else taste sushi and beer from lunch?
noxxville
09-11-2003, 05:08 PM
Nope. Just mucus and amoxicillin.
Is it stupid to iron towels?
Hermione
09-11-2003, 06:04 PM
No, I know people who do that.. hm...
Should I do mock trial again?
dinzdale
09-11-2003, 06:25 PM
No you should do mock turtle soup.
How much beer for me tonight?
just enough to get you a nice buzz, but not so much that you can't drive safely
(see how much i love you ?)
who is that man, and why is he pointing ?
Hermione
09-11-2003, 08:23 PM
He is madly in love with you.
should I start my homework now?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-11-2003, 09:48 PM
i've been home for 30 minutes now, and have been online for 15 of those 30. and i'm already finished my homework. but yeah, maybe u should do ur homework.
should i accept the role at the theatre, or continue waitressing there?
Hermione
09-11-2003, 09:56 PM
accept it!!!! hurryy!
what is the role?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-11-2003, 10:00 PM
it's the part of a female detective solving a murder. it's quite funny. i think i'll do it.
should i go to my mom's for din-dins or stay at the dorm and have ramen again?
Hermione
09-11-2003, 11:26 PM
Go to your mom's
Should I take some medicine for my neck?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-11-2003, 11:43 PM
sure, take some meds. i went to my mom's place, we had steak for dinner. it was good.
what the hell is wrong with me?
Nothing's wrong with you....you're just SPECIAL?
What's up?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-11-2003, 11:50 PM
special huh? nice. nothin's up here.
what up with u?
I'm thinking about changing the ole' avatar again....it's starting to hurt.
Should I have ANOTHER smoke??
~*WickedAngel*~
09-11-2003, 11:55 PM
of course u should have a smoke. in fact, i'll have a smoke with u.
should i go out tonight and celebrate my non sisterhood?
wicked if i were where ever you are....I'd force you to celebrate it.
What time does everyone else have to get up in the morning?
malina
09-12-2003, 12:00 AM
it's good for you ;)
is tomorrow really going to be nice?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-12-2003, 12:04 AM
picnics are fun, i'd love to go.
is there gonna be chicken and beer?
malina
09-12-2003, 12:04 AM
sure
now?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-12-2003, 12:06 AM
lol, oops, we posted at the same time Malina.
OH DAMN....NOW EVERYTHING IS MESSED UP....just kidding.
~*WickedAngel*~
09-12-2003, 12:09 AM
yay!! picnics and beer! woo hooo!!!
what should i bring?
malina
09-12-2003, 12:14 AM
angel: a bottle of frangelico for me please
nyc: nope
should moel play for us?
malina
09-12-2003, 12:27 AM
you should have a good time!
should i too?
nope, can't afford to fly to ny
thanks for the invite anyway nyc
why does my head hurt ?
Audreyvgs
09-12-2003, 02:55 AM
You're thinkin too much.
Why am I up so late?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-12-2003, 07:30 AM
u can't sleep?
why am i still awake and drunk at 7 am when i have class at 8 am?
Perky Pat
09-12-2003, 07:41 AM
It's too late to ask that question now. Or er.. early.
What would you do with all the tea in China?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-12-2003, 07:44 AM
drink it. i love chinese tea. it's very relaxing.
will someone tell me to go to bed?
Perky Pat
09-12-2003, 04:22 PM
Go then. If you must.
Have you ever sat on one-humped camel's back and if so, did you sit in front of the hump, behind the hump or right on the top of the hump?
Hermione
09-12-2003, 07:08 PM
nope never.
what are you doing tonight?
Perky Pat
09-12-2003, 07:28 PM
Nothing much really.
What did you have in mind?
malina
09-12-2003, 07:31 PM
i wouldn't mind a drink
anyone w/me?
Hermione
09-12-2003, 07:38 PM
oooo ooo pick me
what should we have?
RuneT
09-12-2003, 07:38 PM
sure.
I'm out of beer but i have single malt, port, gin or rum.
Are you having them one by one or all of them mixed together?
malina
09-12-2003, 07:39 PM
all of them mixed together - w/lots of ice!
( one for surbhi and one for me please! :D )
are you having the same?
Perky Pat
09-12-2003, 07:41 PM
I've had quite a few already but since it's you..Yesh.
Have they ever changed the name of one of your favourite products without consulting you first. Such as here, where they changed "Mintolas" into "Mint Munchies" virtually overnight. "Mint fvcking Munchies" indeed. What a stupid name! Anyway, has that ever happened to you?
malina
09-12-2003, 07:43 PM
hm... no ( pity! )
what did you get sloshed on?
Perky Pat
09-12-2003, 07:47 PM
Life! ..and er.. whisky.. Slainte!
Did you ever know anyone who goes a little bit doolallie when there's a full moon?
malina
09-12-2003, 07:48 PM
points to self
do you know anyone who's normal?
priceyfatprude
09-12-2003, 07:52 PM
What is this normal you speak of?
(See how cool I am? I did both my response & my next question all in one sentence. )
*dorks out*
malina
09-12-2003, 07:53 PM
i haven't seen it yet pfp...
you are one of the coolest! ever.
why can't i think of a question?
Perky Pat
09-12-2003, 07:53 PM
This normal. but then everything's relative.
Did you ever know someone so small that they could sit on the kerb and dangle their legs over the edge?
UPDATE: eeep did it again! Sorry.
malina
09-12-2003, 08:18 PM
i bet my co-worker could!
chapel, chateau or chalet ?
Perky Pat
09-12-2003, 08:23 PM
Chateau. (marjolet)
Cha cha cha, A-Choo or Ch Ch Changes?
malina
09-12-2003, 08:41 PM
ch ch changes
daft doubt or definite?
malina
09-12-2003, 08:50 PM
i slept in - low bloodsugar...
( thinking 'holy shit it's late' )
what is the first thing you do when you get up?
Hermione
09-13-2003, 01:59 AM
used the restroom.
who is your best friend?
malina
09-13-2003, 02:05 AM
petra
who is yours?
fodder
09-13-2003, 02:10 AM
moelarola
are pointless lies bad
Audreyvgs
09-13-2003, 12:33 PM
Horriffic.
Does store brand nail polish remover work?
Hermione
09-13-2003, 03:00 PM
Yes.
Should I start homework?
Hermione
09-13-2003, 08:39 PM
I think you should buy a new one. The newer ones are a bit lighter. Look around for a good deal though. If I hear of any, I'll let you know.
Should I dry my hair?
lapietra
09-13-2003, 10:22 PM
depends on where you're going & how much time you have...
Should I color my hair or keep plucking out the rapidly multiplying white strands?
i plucked out the white strands for quite some time
(i didn't notice any white strands in your hair las, so keep a-plucking!)
why am i so intent on making money from my art ?
Audreyvgs
09-14-2003, 10:50 AM
Because it's God's report card.
Do the dogs think I like the chickens better?
priceyfatprude
09-14-2003, 11:52 AM
Puppies love chicken. :)
Is Green Bay going to lost to Detroit today?
Hermione
09-14-2003, 12:34 PM
Yeah, I think so.
Am I going to do well on my Gov test tomorrow?
Audreyvgs
09-14-2003, 07:51 PM
Depends which Gov't and how much money you have.
Dinner ready?
malina
09-14-2003, 08:06 PM
Yellows are the most fun-loving, free-spirited, energetic, and childlike personalities in the aura spectrum. Yellows are wonderful, sensitive, optimistic beings, whose life purpose is to bring joy to people, to have fun, and to help heal the planet.
Yellows can either be very shy and sensitive, or they can be the life of the party. These playful characters have a great sense of humor. They love to laugh and to make others laugh. Yellows believe life is to be enjoyed. They like to live life freely and spontaneously. With a perpetual smile on their face, they remind people to not take themselves or their problems too seriously.
Yellows would prefer not to work at all, unless their work was fun, playful, or creative. They love nature, and often have concerns for the survival of wildlife and the environment. Dogs are very drawn to Yellows and often become their best friends.
what's yours?
priceyfatprude
09-14-2003, 10:09 PM
This is one long ass test.
Perky Pat
09-15-2003, 05:05 PM
*sigh*
Do you get a slightly queasy feeling when stuffing a turkey?
dinzdale
09-15-2003, 05:13 PM
Only if I think I'll get caught.
Who needs a big cup of beer?
no thank you
could i have a cup of maraschino cherries instead ?
Frieda
09-15-2003, 05:16 PM
sure!
should i go and see American Wedding in the movie theatre?
Stormyguy
09-15-2003, 05:19 PM
definitely.
and talking of turkeys, what u doin for thanksgiving?
Frieda
09-15-2003, 05:19 PM
i have no idea!
when is it?
Stormyguy
09-15-2003, 05:20 PM
27th november if i'm not mistaken.
anyone else?
catbelly
09-15-2003, 05:25 PM
All of us
What is your favourite cheap take-out food?
Stormyguy
09-15-2003, 05:30 PM
greasy kebabs!
that's unhealthy isn't it?
Frieda
09-15-2003, 05:35 PM
so? :p
how am i going to take all this laundry home?? omg :eek:
Stormyguy
09-15-2003, 05:37 PM
the same way you took it there?
(does that count as answering the question and asking a new one at the same time?????????) :p
Frieda
09-15-2003, 05:39 PM
yes i will and yes it does!
will there be a parking spot left just for me?
Stormyguy
09-15-2003, 05:44 PM
one would like to think so.
am i going to have a shitty day tomorrow or a productive one?
funkytuba
09-15-2003, 06:28 PM
could be both, depending on your perspective
Ex-Lax or Immodium AD?
Perky Pat
09-16-2003, 06:09 PM
The end result is all that matters.
What is the most ridiculous "fashion-victim" article of clothing you've ever bought and worn in ernest in public?
jackiejoy
09-16-2003, 06:34 PM
Hot pink elephant leg pants.
What fashion of today do you find absolutely hideous?
priceyfatprude
09-16-2003, 06:37 PM
The waist-of-the-pants-down-to-your-buttcrack one.
You have no clean underwear left. Do you:
a) Go commando.
b) Turn a dirty pair inside out & wear em
c) I never wear underwear, so your question doesn't apply to me.
Hermione
09-16-2003, 06:44 PM
a. go commando
what'd you do today?
Perky Pat
09-16-2003, 07:14 PM
Made a sandcastle. No, honestly.
Who is/was the greatest guitarist of all time?
Perky Pat
09-16-2003, 07:19 PM
Cobham
Bass?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 12:15 AM
Lemmy
Whose your daddy?
malina
09-17-2003, 12:17 AM
but YOU are dinz!!!!
why are you not in your basket?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 12:20 AM
A rare laptop appearance - one night only.
Are you drunk as well as me?
malina
09-17-2003, 12:22 AM
i wouldndest! never!
are you stuck in some hillbilly chicken diner?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 12:23 AM
I'm in the dinz Shag Palace.
How come you're always here?
malina
09-17-2003, 12:24 AM
i'm ze
are you surprised?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 12:28 AM
Ze is like neo....this place is run byFrank thre janitor
who else is around tonight?
malina
09-17-2003, 12:31 AM
it's popsiclestand's birthday! i waited all night but he didn't show. the bastard!
i'm just feeding my kazoo. ( ... that doesn't sound right! )
how come you're in a bar with your lappy?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 12:33 AM
No I'm in the dinz appartment, in the kitchen, listening to U2 "Achtung Baby" and just sneaking by the IT at work for a few minutes.
I miss home do you?
malina
09-17-2003, 12:39 AM
*sigh*
i don't even know where home is any more..
sweet dreams dinz! i have to go ;)
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 12:40 AM
'nachts
anyone else up this late / early?
priceyfatprude
09-17-2003, 12:45 AM
Me.
Should I have breakfast out tomorrow morning?
funkytuba
09-17-2003, 12:50 AM
yes... get an omelette
Why is it that these days virtually all baby toys are made of molded plastic?
Perky Pat
09-17-2003, 04:17 AM
'cos plastic's fantastic.
What would you like to be when you grow up?
RuneT
09-17-2003, 04:37 AM
A rally driver
you?
Perky Pat
09-17-2003, 06:06 AM
An Astronaut
Do you make a lot of strange noises when you're, you know..doing it?
Panda
09-17-2003, 08:29 AM
no but she does....
What colour is the carpet in your room? (try and do answer without looking, i couldnt!)
priceyfatprude
09-17-2003, 09:57 AM
Clothing colored...you mean there is carpet under there somewhere?
*in Austin Powers' voice*
What color is your carpet, baby?
~*WickedAngel*~
09-17-2003, 10:37 AM
PURPLE!!
is anyone else excited about seeing the new Lord of the Rings movie?
omg i'm such a nerd!!!:( *slaps the nerd sticker on my forehead for all to see*
Audreyvgs
09-17-2003, 11:39 AM
I'm not seeing any Lord of the Rings Movie until they're all out, so I can see them all without the cliffhangers.
Is Dinz out of my studio yet?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 11:44 AM
I'm over here now AudreyVeg.
Has anyone made fresh coffee?
malina
09-17-2003, 11:46 AM
mmmm... french vanilla...........
how's my daddy today?
bealeblues
09-17-2003, 11:51 AM
here we go again
*turnin' green and projectile vomitin'*
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by bealeblues
*turnin' green and projectile vomitin'* ?
ummmm....Beale after eating cajun food.
I'm off for a long lunch, anyone want to go?
bealeblues
09-17-2003, 11:54 AM
would love to go... wait, with you dinz? i'll pass
malina
09-17-2003, 12:03 PM
i was just thinking how much fun it would be to go with the both of you and get pissed! ........... ;)
Perky Pat
09-17-2003, 12:30 PM
I already had lunch and nearly got pissed. Well, almost but not quite.
What's the most irritating noise you've heard so far today?
Audreyvgs
09-17-2003, 12:32 PM
The lady running the vaccuum behind me as I sit typing this.
Do you know where I put the horse fly spray?
Perky Pat
09-17-2003, 12:41 PM
On the horse, on the fly or on the horsefly NOt on yourself.
Have I ever showed you my scar?
malina
09-17-2003, 12:48 PM
no please do!
( i'll show you mine ) *gg*
how many scars do i have?
Perky Pat
09-17-2003, 01:22 PM
None. You are in pristine and unblemished condition.
How many inches in diameter would an omelette be if it was made from the egg of an ostrich? (just roughly will do)
I don't know...maybe 8 inches....
Are you tired?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 03:13 PM
Yes.
(now I'm measuring my ostrich egg ommlette.....)
Is this really 8 inches?
no, i guess it's smaller then that.
coffee??
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 03:19 PM
Well it's brown anyway.
(re-measuring furiously)
How about now?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 03:24 PM
In my mouth as usual.
(Ooooops! I think I was measuring a bit too much........)
Are you working hard?
Frieda
09-17-2003, 03:25 PM
no, i'm finally having dinner!
do you like strawberry juice?
no, i don't think i could drink strawberry juice.
why don't you have a diet coke?
malina
09-17-2003, 03:40 PM
vanillllll - lllllla diet coke!
what are you looking at?
Frieda
09-17-2003, 03:43 PM
at your avatar!
why don't my sliding IKEA doors fit?? i hate that!
~*WickedAngel*~
09-17-2003, 04:12 PM
maybe they go on something else
will someone plz explain to me again what IKEA is?
Here you go...ikea (http://www.ikea.com/)
What's the good word?
bealeblues
09-17-2003, 04:39 PM
cowbell
how drunk will i be during the LSU/Georgia game?
Perky Pat
09-17-2003, 05:20 PM
Nope. It'll be one of those nights when nomatter how much you drink you won't be able to get drunk. An expensive waste of money.
What are your plans for the future?
priceyfatprude
09-17-2003, 05:45 PM
I plan to make food for our coworker Keith's wedding shower potluck for tomorrow. I am bringing mac & cheese in a crockpot, pickles & olives and making punch. I rock!
I also plan to walk around our river.
I plan to eat veggies for dinner, and stop for milk on the way home.
I plan on giving myself a pedicure after all the cooking has been done.
Oh, I also plan to go to the Naughty But Nice store for a gift certificate for Keith & his bride, so's I dont have to choose a sex toy for them.
Is there such a thing as too much cowbell?
God no...too much is never enough.
How do you get the energy?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 06:10 PM
You can buy it in pre-paid chunks at Wal-Mart. Or make your own at home, but takes time .
Do you hate your job as much as I hate mine today?
no, but i really hate my co-worker.
What can I do about that?
bealeblues
09-17-2003, 06:14 PM
good swift punch to the throat might work. or check his work visa.
what do i get my 5 year old for her birthday?
dinzdale
09-17-2003, 06:16 PM
*must resist*
bealeblues
09-17-2003, 06:19 PM
besides a dinz blow up doll. that one's obvious.
Perky Pat
09-17-2003, 06:31 PM
Yes.
What's the worst minor injury you've ever sustained and lived through? (e.g. - quadruple friction burns, fat lip, etc. )
priceyfatprude
09-18-2003, 12:19 AM
Do rugburns on my knees count? ;)
Just kidding. That would have to be my broken ankle-thing back in 5th grade. I broke the bone just above my ankle. My best friend watched the whole thing happen & laughed until she realized I was hurt. The gym teacher thought I was faking & made me walk on it, at which point I shrieked in pain, and it felt like ice crystals breaking. *shudders*
Should I eat dinner? (I forgot to do that.)
Hermione
09-18-2003, 12:40 AM
"will I be happy for the rest of my life?"
what are you doing tomorrow?
fodder
09-18-2003, 01:19 AM
being a supereceptionist from 7-3
then creativity and american culture class
then make a sahweet dinner cause i just went to the grocery store
watch that 70s show
dance around or watch a movie or a read a book or sleep
what was your recent best day like?
Audreyvgs
09-18-2003, 02:13 AM
Coulda been today, played with you'all, worked a little, had a friend of mine dump a ton of dirt in the backyard and make a mountain to play on for the 5 yr old, took movies of him (and dad) jumpin in it, made a great dinner, worked a little more, somebody cleaned my house for $40 cause I only had $40, but it looks a hell of a lot better than it did, played with my pet chicken, tormented the dogs, stole dog food and cigarettes from my sister (I'll tell her I did tomarrow) picked up the eggs the chickens laid (3) did 2 loads of laundry, forgot to fold any (dad can do it) Fed the stray pigeon that follows me down the driveway when i forget, read the Bink (the 5 yr old) a story, 2 stories, did some more work and now I'm here laughin at the jokes.
http://www.audreyheffner.net/dirt.gif
http://www.audreyheffner.net/pidgeon.gif
What changed your life?
Perky Pat
09-18-2003, 08:25 AM
Difficult and time consuming as it may be, I think you should try to do both. And then pioneer the new literary genre of "Kitchen-Fiction".
When did you last wear something that someone had knitted for you.
malina
09-18-2003, 10:53 AM
last winter - i have a whole closet full of hand-knitted sweaters that my mom gave me
what are you favourite pizza toppings?
bealeblues
09-18-2003, 12:21 PM
peppero(u)ni; o(u)nio(u)s; baco(u)n
where will dinz meet #5?
dinzdale
09-18-2003, 12:25 PM
In the superfluous U factory perhaps.
Can't you just watch women work for hours and hours without getting tired?
malina
09-18-2003, 12:28 PM
no problem ;)
do you recognize work when you see it?
dinzdale
09-18-2003, 12:31 PM
I think so. Show me and I'll tell you if I think it is.
Where had Bo Peep's sheep been all day?
malina
09-18-2003, 12:33 PM
in Dinz Dale's shack...
should i marry seal or shrek?
dinzdale
09-18-2003, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by malina
should i marry Beal or shrek?
There's a toughie.......one's ugly, green and smelly...the other is a cartoon character.
How sweet is that?
Perky Pat
09-18-2003, 05:01 PM
I'm not sure.
What is your best physical feature?
malina
09-18-2003, 05:09 PM
my ass
what's your worst?
Perky Pat
09-18-2003, 05:31 PM
Sometimes I think my tongue is bit on the long side. That's all I can think of really.
Have you ever slept under the stairs?
EDIT: That should've been"stars".
rapscalious rob
09-18-2003, 05:32 PM
My big bad feet.
How did you find this place?
rapscalious rob
09-18-2003, 05:36 PM
Have you ever slept under the stairs?
EDIT: That should've been"stars"
no and yes, respectively.
What’s your major malfunction?:p
priceyfatprude
09-18-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Perky Pat
Sometimes I think my tongue is bit on the long side. That's all I can think of really. Dude, what's your phone number?
Perky Pat
09-18-2003, 06:25 PM
I'm in the book.
Is it best to start at the bottom and work your way up, or to start at the top and work your way down?
Hermione
09-18-2003, 06:55 PM
Bottom.. work your way up
are you going to have a good weekend?
malina
09-18-2003, 07:30 PM
no i'm not
is it hot in here?
malina
09-18-2003, 07:34 PM
pants!
pudding?
Perky Pat
09-18-2003, 07:45 PM
Too late.
Have you ever found a precious object? Anything.
malina
09-18-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Perky Pat
Have you ever found a precious object? no Anything. yes!
do you play an instrument?
surflugen
09-18-2003, 08:07 PM
No, but I have lost three rings. All three given to me by my wife and two of them wedding rings. "What the ocean wants, it takes"
Do you ever feel your just floating along as to not disrupt the relationships you have and not really making the moves you need to make to follow your true dreams.
malina
09-18-2003, 08:08 PM
never
did you replace your wedding rings?
surflugen
09-18-2003, 08:25 PM
The first wedding ring, yes. I was quite upset about loosing that one as I was trying to be careful not to loose it.:mad: Then on the second mistake which more or less happened line the first one, it was agreed apon that I would replace it myself once I could afford it.:( .
Seems that either I am getting older and uglier or when I was wearing my wedding ring, I got flirted with a lot.
Do you women find a man with a wedding ring attractive or is it you feel no threat and married men just take it the wrong way?
Audreyvgs
09-18-2003, 08:58 PM
The last thing I would look at is his hands
How do I get all the dirt out of Bink's clothes without clogging the washing machine with sand?
funkytuba
09-18-2003, 10:20 PM
Coming up with the punchline to this haiku (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=75662#post75662).
Are haiku supposed to have punchlines?
Perky Pat
09-19-2003, 10:20 AM
I don't think so, they're meant to leave you hanging or floating or something.
Do you feel comfortable writing in your handwriting, on paper or a flipchart or something with a pen, when another person or people are watching?
RuneT
09-19-2003, 10:25 AM
funny enough, no.
Why is that?
bealeblues
09-19-2003, 10:32 AM
self conscious.
will rimmie ever be satisfied with just one couch?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 10:34 AM
Noope.....she's a sofa slut.
Who's turn to make coffee?
RuneT
09-19-2003, 10:35 AM
If the one couch is couch enough she will not fark any other couches.
If you had to choose between me and Bush for president in the USA, who would it be?
malina
09-19-2003, 10:36 AM
is this some kind of metaphor? ( i'll say no... )
sit or stand?
edited to add: sorry rune! ( double posting ) why YOU of course!! ;)
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 10:39 AM
Crouching in-between.
Morning constituional or afterlunch post-prandial?
Audreyvgs
09-19-2003, 10:47 AM
Liver flush
You buying?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 11:12 AM
I thought you gave it away for free.
Another one the same size or bigger?
Audreyvgs
09-19-2003, 11:15 AM
free to Beale, he's bigger.
Have you gotten counseling?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 11:22 AM
For what? (and what the hell is "gotten"?)
Did you take English as a second language?
malina
09-19-2003, 11:26 AM
yes i did
what's your favOUrite colOUr?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 11:30 AM
Red
Did you ask that question to fill out my profile in a Cosmopolitan quiz?
malina
09-19-2003, 11:36 AM
no i'm filling our marriage license
have you had an aids test?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 11:39 AM
Yes.....several years ago.
Does insanity run in your family?
malina
09-19-2003, 11:39 AM
yes it does ( on my father's side )
define sanity
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 11:44 AM
I'm not sure but you can get a box of towels for it.
Are you high maintenance?
malina
09-19-2003, 11:48 AM
i'd be dead by now if i was ( =no )
are you happy?
bealeblues
09-19-2003, 12:01 PM
all of this courting is making me sick. *reaching for vomit can*
continue on
malina
09-19-2003, 12:05 PM
http://www.feelbest.com/Assets/Product/Images/2611antinauseant8tabs.gif
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 12:22 PM
(throw him some Pampers too, this is bound to end up shitty)
Yes ....happy, I remember happy..
If a man said he was rich and had a really big willy and eventually you found out it wasnt quite exactly true, would you still love him anyway?
malina
09-19-2003, 12:36 PM
i wouldn't love him to begin with ( i don't like liars who brag )
what is your mother's maiden name ( for the license )
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 12:43 PM
Saxe-Coburg-Goethe
(not really but I do use her maiden name if I forget passwords and stuff....sorry)
What was your first job?
malina
09-19-2003, 12:57 PM
bus girl in a club
how do you intend to provide for me?
bealeblues
09-19-2003, 02:05 PM
*we interrupt this thread to bring you this important message*
"is this really the end? has malina the tundralove chosen the rude smelly english bloke over the charming southerner? is there any hope left?"
tune in later to this thread for the answers to all these questions.....
malina
09-19-2003, 02:14 PM
malina is smiling
( you see, i mentioned responsibilites and he packed up, left and ran - he's probably still running - so don't fear, my love ;) )
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 02:22 PM
*burp* sorry....lunch revisited.
Now where were we.....oh provisions.
I will continue to earn and spend willy nilly.
What was it like driving a bus?
priceyfatprude
09-19-2003, 02:53 PM
Ever see the movie Speed? It's kinda like that.
Is there anything better than a Jamocha shake?
Perky Pat
09-19-2003, 03:29 PM
Yes.
Hats. Are you able to wear one and look good, or are you one of those people who just looks ridiculous wearing any kind of hat whatsoever?
priceyfatprude
09-19-2003, 03:49 PM
Yes, I look cute in hats.
What is better than a Jamocha shake, then?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 03:57 PM
Beer.
Would you shave your head for charity?
bealeblues
09-19-2003, 04:05 PM
i'm already bald, so why not.
what do you take--- gun or cannoli?
um....say what?? neither you pig.
What do you think greedy gretchen is up to now?
Perky Pat
09-19-2003, 06:14 PM
Sketchin'.
If you could star in a TV commercial for any product you chose, what it be?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 06:18 PM
Great taste.....Less filling !!!
Who needs a beer now?
surflugen
09-19-2003, 06:30 PM
I so need a FEW beers..
Odds on me getting away for a few beers?
dinzdale
09-19-2003, 06:43 PM
Very good really...she's your wife, you TELL her what you are going to do.
Do you have good medical insurance?
surflugen
09-19-2003, 07:12 PM
lol. I do have good insurance but it seems to keep gettting more and more expensive.
Is taking a 12 day old baby out to the beach for a short visit a good idea?
Hermione
09-19-2003, 07:55 PM
Hmm.. I think so. But make sure you put sunblock on him. And give him lots of shade.
should I go downstairs?
funkytuba
09-20-2003, 03:21 AM
Sure... just wear a whiteflowing nightgown and carry a candelabra lit with actual candles so the scary monster can blow them out with its presence.
Are there any jobs out there that don't require carrying a pager?
lapietra
09-20-2003, 03:51 AM
chocolate dipper... dog washer...pedicurist...
Speaking of which... should I paint my toenails a different color? If so, what color?
priceyfatprude
09-20-2003, 05:27 AM
Well, I'd have to know what color they are now to make such a decision. Tomorrow I will be painting mine Vintage Burgundy. :D
Is anyone else up & buzzed? :D
Perky Pat
09-20-2003, 05:35 AM
I'm up, but I don't think I'm actually "buzzed".
What is "buzzed"?
priceyfatprude
09-20-2003, 05:38 AM
Enough alcohol where everything makes you happy, but you can drive home & then you realize you may be able to drive, but alas, you cannot type.
It's the stage right before drunk.
What should I do tomorrow?
Perky Pat
09-20-2003, 05:42 AM
This IS tomorrow, and I'm pleased to inform you that it's quite a nice day so you should plan to do something outdoors.
If you could be a wild creature for one day, what creature would you choose to be?
malina
09-20-2003, 10:03 AM
i'd be a lioness: sleep sleep sleep all day, eat my man's leftovers and let him lick my ears ;)
where does all that stuff on my balcony come from??
Audreyvgs
09-20-2003, 10:08 AM
It's because that's where you threw the leftovers yesterday
Can you write upside down and backwards?
Perky Pat
09-20-2003, 11:40 AM
!ON
What do you like to squeeze in your bare hands?
malina
09-20-2003, 11:47 AM
*cough* *smirk* *grin* *looking for distraction*
( oh yeah... and PUDDING! )
did you have a good day so far?
Perky Pat
09-20-2003, 11:54 AM
It's getting better moment by moment.
What is the most unusual thing in your bathroom?
malina
09-20-2003, 12:20 PM
the little steel vomiting bowl that i kept from when my son was born.. ( i keep samples in it now )
do you own a scale?
Perky Pat
09-20-2003, 12:27 PM
Only the kitchen variety.
What is under your bed?
malina
09-20-2003, 12:29 PM
hardwood floor
do you sleep on either side of the bed or right in the middle?
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