Answer the question.. and then ask a new one

[~*WickedAngel*~]

i usually sleep on the left side. but for some reason last night i slept in the middle and woke up this morning with the worst headache and backache. damn i feel funky.


anybody know of a good massage therapist??

[Audreyvgs]

My husband. But you can't have him, it took too many years to train him.


Would going back to bed with a benadryl help?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

benedryl helps most everything (except dogs) so i would say yes.


to go see beth or not to go see beth?

[priceyfatprude]

Beth is my mother, she would love to see you. ;)

What did you do today?

[Hermione]

Woke up late, because I was out late last night. Then I read.

what are you doing tonight?

[funkytuba]

Taking care of another couple's kid so they can go an play in Santa Cruz. This mostly consists of keeping them from hurting themselves on our brick patio. Oh, and baking some bread with a Prairie Home Companion rerun on the radio.

How about you?

[Audreyvgs]

Exactly the same thing as you, babysitting as in sleepover. Had a 4 and 5 year old playing outside in the dirt, then cleaning up and then doing it again, they ran thru 8 pairs of clean underwear, lucky i had them! dirt/hosedirt/hose.
I made cookies, a cake, popcorn, slipped them veggie chicken nuggets and they didn't know the difference, they tasted like nothingness... but missed PHC, will catch it tomarrow.



What does benadryl do to dogs?

[funkytuba]

Depends on the movies...


Which were they?

[Perky Pat]

Just exactly what you'd expect.

If all the people of the world would just join hands, do you think three quarters of them would drown?

[Audreyvgs]

Yes.


Do you think if all the people of the world joined tongues, we'd get to know each other faster?
______________________________
OMG i was goanna say chocolate chip cookie dough to that last one, what's wrong with me?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

probably not.

but would there be lots of "getting to know u" sex involved?

[rapscalious rob]

maybe.

whaddya want¿?¿?

[Audreyvgs]

I want to cross phentermine and viagra for women and not have them cancel each other out.



Wouldn't you love to be fvckin' skinny too?
______________________________
I cant believe I made that up all by myself! joj!

[malina]

definitely!

you got puppies? whose puppies?

[Audreyvgs]

Yeah! Puppies and chickens and cats and horses and a donkey and a pig and chickens and I used to have a dog, the queen of all dogs, just like the one on the left, but black. They are so cute!!




If that one on the left has puppies that look like her, can I buy one? (or him)

[dinzdale]

Nope, he's already been sold to a Korean restaurant.


Does everyone's Monday suck as much as mine?

[malina]

mine does!


why does yours suck?

[dinzdale]

The incompetance of my co-irkers, the inability of clients to say BEFOREHAND what they want, the no-coffee-making bastards I work with......



Anyone spot Beale with his superfluous "U" on his beer belly at the LSU game?

[rmr]

I did and it wasn't a pretty sight.

If I wish hard enough do you think a McDonalds Bacon, Egg and Cheese biscuit will show up on my desk??

[malina]

there's plenty walkin' around the office here - come by, have a look! ;)


will i ever get this crap done?

[dinzdale]

Not at this rate....get a move on.


What's that on your desk?

[malina]

Summary of significant contract terms (Type of Contract, Summary of Services, Special Requirements, Fee Structure and Price, Billing Arrangement, Beginning Date of Contract, Expiration Date of Contract, Whether There Are Any Renewal Options, Renewal Date(s), Rules of Termination by Company, Rules of Termination by Customer, Rules of Treatment of Customer Funds, Performance Requirements (Penalties & Rewards), Indemnification Provisions for Customer & Company, Change of Control Provisions (Whether There is Mandatory Arbitration and Any Other Meaningful Terms)

gah!


what are you wearing?

[dinzdale]

Dark blue golf shirt with white trim, light khaki dockers, brown socks, brown shoes, wristwatch.




How long 'til your lunchbreak?

[malina]

ha!


what lunch break?

( i noticed you're wearing no underwear but i'm not going to comment! )

[dinzdale]

You need a lunch break. You are starting to look anorexic.



I'm going at 11:30....anyone want to go?

[priceyfatprude]

Where we goin'?


See how :cool: I am? I answered & asked the next one. I giggle like a little kid when that happens.

[dinzdale]

Let's check out the free buffet....


Do you have several $1 bills? (for tips and stuff....)

[priceyfatprude]

I did until last Friday. They all went into my sister's panties, for the stripper to retrieve w/his mouth.

Should I even bother trying to find a new stylist?

[dinzdale]

Stylist? you need to shave it and start over.



Will you miss me while I'm at lunch?

[malina]

panties? stylist? shaving? :confused:

keep one thread clean for ****'s sake !!!


( edited to add: yes, dinz - i'll miss ya! )

[dinzdale]

psssssst ! next question?

[bealeblues]

originally posted by englishwankerdale
Anyone spot Beale with his superfluous "U" on his beer belly at the LSU game?


yes, i got a laugh out of the superfluous "U".... clever fvck that you are....

but you can actually see me on the replay of the georgia 95 yd. touchdown. i was 5 rows up from the field, in the georgia section of all places, and when the back reaches the LSU 30, you can see the georgia fans going nuts. in that section, you can see me, wearing a gold shirt, put my hand on my hat as i shout "motherfvckingbastardisgonnascore".

[dinzdale]

...and the question?

[bealeblues]

oh yes, the question. let's see.

how many times will my secretary ask me to move in with her today?

[rmr]

stop being a dick :)

what's your favorite number??

[slurpeedemon]

Three.


Does anyone actually buy anything from telemarketers?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by slurpeedemon
Three.


Does anyone actually buy anything from telemarketers?
just the newspaper offer, a different one every 3 months!

why do people climb mountains?

[rapscalious rob]

why do people climb mountains?
Have you ever seen a mountain climb a person?

Hi, Frieda! What are you doing tonight?

[funkytuba]

going home, eating casserole, play with kid


What time will you be done tonight?

[malina]

um.... done w/what?? :D i hope to be done before 1:00...

( i'm not expecting to get done at all, actually... being by myself 'n all )


what time do you have to get up?

[malina]

no, it's really really cold... :(


is it possible that we wake up tomorrow and it's friday? is there a slight chance?

[malina]

that sounds like a good idea

how many cards?

[Audreyvgs]

welcome to real womanhood. where acid isnt for fun anymore, its for professionals.


Why can't i finish one thing before i start another?

[zenbabe]

Becaue you like to multi-task

There is nothing in my fridge, what can I make with Fresca, Diet Pepsi, cheese and a tomatoe?

[Hermione]

hmm.. well if you have bread then you can make a grilled tomatoe and cheese sandwhich with the pepsi. but if not.. then put the cheese on the tomatoe and melt it all up.

did you have a good day?

[zenbabe]

It was ok, but I am hungry and tomatoe/cheese goo doesnt sound so good...

Will the sun come back out, or will it be cold from here on out?

[dinzdale]

Next Ice Age just started

Werent you listening?

[funkytuba]

"Will my head get crushed as I go to D'Ags tonight for brussel sprouts?"

Will it?

[zenbabe]

Yes you will.

Should I clean since my landlord is coming by to measure for a new door tomorrow? She is kicking us out in January....

[funkytuba]

My older sister lived on Bleeker while I was in high school. We visited. I found it impressive that you could put grocery stores under buildings. Couldn't remember the name when i went to post, but google helped me there.

Yes, clean out your apartment, lest ye knae the wrath of bad Real Estate Karma. ( but not too much... don't want to get crazy)


Are there any really huge supermarkets in Manhattan (à la publix, safeway, kroger, Winn Dixie, Piggly Wiggly, etc)?

[funkytuba]

Naah... piece of cake... but watch out for friday.


You actually drive in Manhattan? are you nuts?

[rapscalious rob]

An AirZooka.
What gadgets do you wish existed?

[zenbabe]

I would be a millionaire if I could invent a device to stab people in the face over the internet.

It is getting cold..I don't know how much longer I can wear flip flops to work..what kind of shoes should I buy for the cold months ahead?

[malina]

black. boots.
http://www.velvetgarden.net/images/photos/20021128-36.jpg

what's your father's name?

[priceyfatprude]

Did you just ask me 'Who's your daddy?' ???

[malina]

i can't answer that before you answer the last question :p

[mytwocents]

Zefrank! Zefranks my daddy....yeah, baby...

/Couldn't resist.

Its going to be 100+ here this weekend.....Is it cold enough anywhere that anyone can see their breath in the morning?

[mytwocents]

Damn, ya beat me to it...

[priceyfatprude]

Roger.

It's cold enough here to think that maybe wearing sandals to work was a dumb idea.

(dammit malina i thought i was all cool answering the question w/a question)

My question:

Is anyone else having trouble getting YIM to work?

[malina]

no but my pc will crash very soon.... i'm expecting purple thingies any minute now!

( you can only answer a question with a question when the answering question contains an answer to the question ) :D


are you glad i cleared that up?

[dinzdale]

should I be?

[priceyfatprude]

Yes, and I am speaking from personal experience.

Should I go to the gym?

[Audreyvgs]

You don't like it when I borrow your tastebuds.


Do I look like a mindreader?:rolleyes:

[malina]

yes, yes you do


are you wearing any socks? what colour?

[RuneT]

always black socks. Somtimes they are stripey.

how about your underwear? Are you wearing any?

[malina]

yes - i'm proud to say i am!


what colour is your underwear?

[RuneT]

Black boxers.

You?

[malina]

black undies, orange bra


how's the weather in norway?

[RuneT]

Not bad. It has stopped raining.

http://www.bt.no/grafikk/kamera/vaagen13.jpg

What do you do, right now?

[malina]

looking at some norwegian bergen or other picture...

what did you have for lunch today?

[RuneT]

Yes, It's Bergen. Bread rolls with steak and egg.

Do you smash up stuff when you are angry?

[malina]

i try not to ( that means "yes" )


have you ever been in a physical fight?
( excluding rolling around for fun, a serious fight )

[RuneT]

Yes, but I'm not proud of it. We got separated so it didn't get too nasty. I'm usually diplomatic.

What's the most expensice thing that's been demolished by your rage? Mine is a nokia 3310.

[dinzdale]

Luxemburg and parts of Begium.


Anyone else off sick today?

[RuneT]

Hell yeah, I've got a cold. But I'm still at work.

Are you?

[dinzdale]

I'm at home on the laptop feeling bad:(



Will someone make me some soup?

[priceyfatprude]

Only if we can share it. It's my annual October nose/throat thing.

Should I go buy tissues @ lunch or stay in?

[rmr]

Stay in.

Will my co-worker stop asking me if i'm cold? I'm starting to get really pissed.

[Audreyvgs]

It's auto-suggestion. They're the one thats cold, they just want you to go fix it.



Oh my gawd, I am a mindreader! Am I obstreperous?

[rmr]

I'm not sure....maybe you should talk to a doctor about that.

;)

I'm being a bit negative today....do you think you could say something that would cheer me up?

[malina]

COWBELL!

did that work?

[rmr]

Thank you.....it did.


who wants some coffee?

[funkytuba]

Me! The coffeemaker should be finished by now.

Cream and sugar?

[funkytuba]

Not too much... I'm usually the one doing the affecting. (ing... not ion)

How high-strung are the people in your office?

[rapscalious rob]

Yes, they totally do. Unfortunately.

Why are you here?

[funkytuba]

God covered that in the newcomers thread... something about zygotes.


Are you still at work?

[rapscalious rob]

Sí.

Which one of us is playing God?

[rapscalious rob]

I should be leaving pretty soon now. I used to work regularly until the wee hours. Now, I only occasionally do.

So, who is it? PM me. I wanna know!!

Um…
What is one good thing that happened in your vida today?

[funkytuba]

Depends on the night, and the time zone... This week is later than usual, next week I'll slack off and make things even again.


Should I start impersonating DOG for all the dyslexic agnostics?

[Audreyvgs]

Deadlines don't care if I sleep. I work all day and after the Bink's asleep until I cant hold my eyes open any more. I'm doing a Xms watercolor tonight for the Historical Society of the oldest house in town decorated for Christmas, no snow but lots of Santa. Damn good thing having the 5 year old, he keeps this stuff fresh.....Usually its just you and me on the threads at midnight! We're in the same timezone and zone generally.


Have the leaves changed yet?

[malina]

computer problems at work ( again... )

what's the next thing you're looking forward to?

edited: sorry audrey! umm.... leaves? no!

[Audreyvgs]

OOps simultaneousness!

so, after you, no, after you, seriously, after you! Care to dance?

[malina]

dang that simultaneousness!

[funkytuba]

Sure!

Foxtrot? or mosh pit?

[lapietra]

Fox trot. I bruise easily.

Should I go for the job with the abusive boss but really nice coworkers, or should I try to find something better?

[Audreyvgs]

Take it, ignore the boss and make friends, they'll take you along with them when they go, and keep looking at the same time.

Can you tell the difference between being pushed and being pulled?

[funkytuba]

On a train: no.
On a playground: yes.


How many ginger cookies can I eat before my tummy will start to hurt?

[lapietra]

I haven't seen your tummy so I'm not sure how many will fit... but don't worry. Mrs. Funky will surely rub your tummy if it starts to hurt and all will be well. ;)

Why won't JT play with me?

[malina]

because you asked him to ;)

what time is it right now?

[Audreyvgs]

TIME TO WAKE UP!


What's your favorite color?

[dinzdale]

Red



Are we on schedule?

[funkytuba]

No! Get your arse in gear!


How early is the earliest I can get away with going to lunch?

[dinzdale]

08:30



I'm just back from lunch and veeeeeeerrrrryyy sleepy. Will you take my calls?

[funkytuba]

Sure!

What time are you going to call?

[dinzdale]

I already did...you missed it !



Is it that time again?

[malina]

rightadangdiddelyrooney!

how many other people are in the room with you right now ( or close by ) ?

[dinzdale]

12 ...it's lunch time so most people have left.



Anyone coming to lunch with me in an hour?

[bealeblues]

jenna said she'd meet you there.

going to your no(u)rmal fox and hound then?

[malina]

are you buying drinks?

( classical answer-and-question-in-one ;) )


( edited to add: sorry beales, i take it back!! )

[dinzdale]

I will buy the first 3 rounds....not the Fox & Hound though, I work 40 miles away....have to be Brewski's.

Who's driving?

[bealeblues]

you are, mr. nutter.

what will you be drinking?

[dinzdale]

Lots if we can stay for a session.


What's your tipple?

[bealeblues]

tonight i see absolut and cranberry. lots of 'em.


how many women will you have to turn down at the pub tonight?

[dinzdale]

Countless. I'll try to let them down gently.


Will you be cheering on the mighty Atlanta Braves tonight?

[bealeblues]

now that the cubs-red sox world series hope is dashed (thanks again, baseball gods), i think i might be forced to cheer the braves because i see them as having the best chance to knock out the sf bastards. (but go florida)


will you be pissed (british version) by game's end?

[dinzdale]

Yes, if I dont get hassled by the papperazzi like just now.


Do you think Judd will tip over for you this weekend?

[bealeblues]

yes, go yankees. go straight to hell!

;)

[bealeblues]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/centurys_best/news/1999/07/22/yourtake_memories/t1_gibson_all_01.jpg

[dinzdale]

ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ! ! ! ! !

[Perky Pat]

WHICH ONE?

[dinzdale]

THE LAST ONE FOR FVCK'S SAKE !!!

[Perky Pat]

WHO THE FVCK IS "JUDD"?

[bealeblues]

originally posted by dinzdale
Do you think Judd will tip over for you this weekend?

not a question of if she will, but how many times she will.....


now a new question: who's the flavo(u)r of your month?

[priceyfatprude]

D. :D

Why have I gotten a nosebleed every day this week? (keep the nose-picking & cocaine-snorting comments out of this, please. Be original if you're going to be witty.)

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
WHO THE FVCK IS "JUDD"? http://www.screensavershot.com/persons2/judd.jpg

or

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/jenniferlopez/judd.jpg


OR!

http://www.judd-website.co.uk/images/judd-bw.jpg

[bealeblues]

ashley ashley ashley

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by dinzdale
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ! ! ! ! !

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
Why have I gotten a nosebleed every day this week?

Blood pressure.....I think mine's going to join it soon.....



Last time you skinny-dipped?

[Audreyvgs]

Last time I took a bath, and it might be Aleve, if you're taking that.


Why are we all yelling?

[malina]

full moon? ( already? )


should i?

[malina]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION ! ! ! !
http://www.analyzing-weight-loss.com/judd.jpg
ms. judd... ( beales is fond of her... ) :)

[Audreyvgs]

Nah, yellin at me is like kicking puppies.


Can you wake up without a clock?

[lapietra]

Eventually.

Why are the majority of Californians stupid and/or crazy enough to be supporting Arnie for governor?

[Audreyvgs]

And everybody thought that chads on the ballots was a joke--Florida's Vindicated!!


what was the question? I got excited...

[funkytuba]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: The only thing I learned in statistics is that it is very easy to be very wrong.

The question was... I forgot... what was it?

[lapietra]

plain or frosted?

[Audreyvgs]

Yes, but what was the answer?

All generalizations are wrong including this one. Mark Twain

[lapietra]

Sorry. I just keep hearing about it on the news. I panicked.

[JesusTitties]

The answer is - wait there was no question.

Im going to an onsen tonight (traditional japanese bath) with some very important people. Should i be concerned that im about to see my future bosses completely naked, for hours on end while discussing business at the same time?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by JesusTitties
The answer is - wait there was no question.

Im going to an onsen tonight (traditional japanese bath) with some very important people. Should i be concerned that im about to see my future bosses completely naked, for hours on end while discussing business at the same time?
as long as you don´t get excited it´ll be okay i guess..

what to eat tonight?

[JesusTitties]

NACHOS!

what to wear tomorrow?

[lapietra]

jeans and a truncated-cone henin.

Should I make breakfast or go out?

[malina]

go out!

should i or shouldn't i?

[lapietra]

If I were you, I probably would - life is short.

Will I ever get my financial garbage straightened out?

[malina]

probably not...


why?

[rapscalious rob]

Because.

Is the glass half empty or is it just too damn big?

[lapietra]

It's a pretty damn big glass.

I have to choose a role from Williams' "Orpheus Descending": Lady Torrance or Carol Coutrere?








I'm leaning toward Lady Torrance....

[malina]

go w/ the lady! ;)


did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

[dinzdale]

No, I didnt know....I always put that down to the mushrooms in Canada.


Can someone cheer me up?

[malina]

no, you're a dirty old grump!


should i make you a new ava?

[dinzdale]

If you can capture my persona in 75 X 75.


Could you invent the slogan for it too?

[malina]

i kinda like "parrrrrp!"
( and i like the bum too - i was just trying to huma you :) )


what colour underwear are you wearing?

[dinzdale]

Dark grey...(mostly, but I can explain).


Do you need anything from the shops while I'm gone for lunch?

[Perky Pat]

Yes please.

Is that real?

[priceyfatprude]

Yeah, they're real.

What's for lunch?

[Perky Pat]

Those.

Why did you do it?

[malina]

i couldn't help it


shouldn't i have?

[Perky Pat]

If you had to, you had to.

Did it hurt?

[malina]

yes


will it get better soon?

[Perky Pat]

It's the worst one I've ever seen. I'm afraid it may take some time.

Are you aware of the health risks?

[malina]

yes i am. but it's so UGLY!!


do you have an ointment for that?

[dinzdale]

No, I use bleach and a wire brush.


Is this any better?

[slurpeedemon]

Relatively.

Am I going to survive this week?

[priceyfatprude]

But of course, dahling.

Am I going to feel better soon?

[slurpeedemon]

Oh yes... especially if you have a hot toddy... cures any ill.



Should I call him, or wait until I see him?

[malina]

wait until you see him ( or call him! )


who's toddy???

[slurpeedemon]

Hot Toddy (http://www.cocktail.uk.com/db/viewCocktail.asp?ID=785)


Where do the socks go?

[dinzdale]

In the FRONT !!!


What colour is this year's speedo?

[bealeblues]

still purple, always purple.

what did dinz break when the cubs beat the braves last night?

[priceyfatprude]

Someone's cherry.

I sooooo need a hot toddy. Who wants to make me one?

[dinzdale]

You know where the kitchen is.



Can you hear me now?

[priceyfatprude]

Yes. You told me to make my own damn drink. :mad: The site of you in an apron & nothing else would be good for my infection, dinz ol chap. :(

What does "Do The Right Thing" mean to you?

[dinzdale]

It means dont touch the thing on the left. Nosiree.


Will this stain come out?

[Perky Pat]

Simmer them gently for fifteen minutes then store them in the fridge for seven days. That should work.

Won't you regret that when you're 80?

[dinzdale]

Nope.



Where did I put the new ones?

[Perky Pat]

You're wearing the fvcking things! Look!

What did your parents say?

[malina]

you can't do this!


and what happened after that?

[dinzdale]

It was all going South so fast the wheels fell off. The whole thing went pear-shaped shortly before it went tits-up.


Can we get paid for this?

[Perky Pat]

You are.

Were you drunk when you got that done?

[malina]

i'm not sure - i don't remember cause i was boozin' at the time..


are you smiling right now?

[slurpeedemon]

Through tears of laughter.


Does Dinz ever have anything else on his mind but beer, sports, and t & a?

[dinzdale]

There's more?


Do you think people take me seriously?

[slurpeedemon]

God, I hope not... they'd have to take themselves seriously then... too seriously... ;)

Why is it that I can eat a salad at home and it's enough for dinner, but if I go to a restaurant, I can eat soup, bread, and salad, and still want an entree?

[Perky Pat]

Nah, just bin it.

How many times must you be told?

[slurpeedemon]

About three, then it sinks in.

Is anyone going to answer my question?

[Perky Pat]

Sorry! It might be because someone else is paying.

Have you always had that?

[dinzdale]

Yes.
It's a scientific phenomena in restaurants where the plates actually seem as large as at home, but in fact they're 3 times smaller, to rip you off and make you order more.


Is this my colour?

[Perky Pat]

Silver's not really a colour, but I like that I can see my reflection in them.

Must you keep doing that?

[malina]

i must and i will


is it annoying?

[Perky Pat]

Not so much annoying as distracting. It's just the noise that it makes.

Is that natural?

[dinzdale]

Unfortunately I cant help it.


Is it safe?

[Perky Pat]

No, it's not safe, it's very dangerous, be careful.

What on earth is that?

[dinzdale]

It was a present from my mother.


Do you think it will go with the rest?

[Perky Pat]

Yes, it's safe; it's very safe, so safe you wouldn't believe it.

Is Vic there?

[dinzdale]

I think he's left for the day.


Did you ever fall in love with someone, ever fall in love, in love with someone you shouldnt have fallen in love with?

[bealeblues]

sort of


why do i still give a shite?

[dinzdale]

Because you care.



Honda Accord.....studmobile or what?

[bealeblues]

most definitely studmobile, especially the black ones with a sunroof. once XM radio gets thrown in there, girls will be dropping their unmentionables as i pass.

are you going t'pub tonight?

[dinzdale]

Yes....in my black studmobile.


Can we go yet?

[bealeblues]

7 more minutes.


will i ever use up my vacation days?

[dinzdale]

Probably sooner than me.


How about now?

[bealeblues]

yes, it's time. i'm outta here.


will i get pulled over now that the legal limit is .08?

[dinzdale]

Not in your smooth black panty-dropping Accord.


Can I go now?

[bealeblues]

i gave you clearance at 5:02


why did i stay out until almost midnight last night?

[bealeblues]

i gave you clearance at 5:02


why did i stay out until almost midnight last night?

[chuckie egg]

cause you deserve to have fun. :)


Drinking in the morning is bad isn't it?

[Audreyvgs]

Not bad, just something else to worry about.

Why does this thing post twice every once in awhile?

[chuckie egg]

No idea!

Its odd isn't it?

[dinzdale]

No it's one of a pair....see here's the other one.



What's the chance of anything happening to me today?

[Perky Pat]

fair-to-middling.

Are you actually going to eat that?

[dinzdale]

If you dont want it.


Do these things come in other sizes?

[Perky Pat]

I don't think so. They're usually "one size fits all".

Why can't you be more like your sister?

[dinzdale]

Non-existent you mean?


Do you want me to leave?

[Perky Pat]

NO!

Will that be all?

[malina]

never


are you feeling alright?

[Perky Pat]

I shouldn't've had that glass of wine before I got on the train and then nodded off, otherwise Yeah, I'm fine thanks.

Can we have the bill please?

[malina]

here's one:
http://www.waddellsoftware.com/photos/bill.jpg


what's the weather like right now?

[Perky Pat]

Windy, spoiled my hair.

That bill's fvcking ridiculous for all we had. Shall we do a runner?

[dinzdale]

You can if you let me go first.


Is she high maintenance or what?

[bealeblues]

not when she's on her back.


she's not asking for dinner too, is she?

[Perky Pat]

Yes! "I want I want I want"!

what's the most usueless thing you've got in that little storage tray thingy in your desk drawer, you know, the one that's supposed to be for small things?

[dinzdale]

An elephant....

...are you blind?

[bealeblues]

obviously i am when i see wimmins at pub after a few rounds and then see them next time stone cold sober


do i need a shot for this?

[Perky Pat]

Always best to be on the safe side. I think you get that particular shot in the ass though. Just so's you know.

Can you take a telling?

[dinzdale]

If you think I need one.



Would you like some more?

[Perky Pat]

No thanks, I've had more than my fair share already.

How the hell am i supposed to get these off?

[dinzdale]

Oh dear....you forgot to put talcum powder in first didnt you?
Try this shoe horn....


Are they getting any looser?

[Perky Pat]

Thanks. Yes, I'm afraid they're getting looser all the time.

Would you mind putting those away?

[dinzdale]

I'm sorry, I forgot you dont have yours anymore.



Where is that smell coming from?

[Perky Pat]

I do still have mine! That's what the smell is.

Do you realise that collecting those is complete waste of your time?

[dinzdale]

Oh nothing, nothing....*cough*



Is it hot in here or just me?

[malina]

Parrrrp !!


where did you go for lunch today?

[Perky Pat]

:) oops.

I think it must be just you because I've checked the thermometer and it's in the zone that says "comfy".

Can you say "shag-pile rug" without smirking?

[malina]

i was first, i win i win! :D

[dinzdale]

(No it's the same as Wankel rotary engine.)
Kelly's Country Cooking.



Did we just double post to confuse everyone?

[malina]

lookin' at the shiny bum.....

wha'?

[Perky Pat]

When I was about 19.

Do the prepacked ones keep for a long time?

[dinzdale]

If you dont prick holes in the wrapper.



Are these OK re-heated ?

[malina]

you should wrap them in tinfoil before re-heating!


do you always wait that long?

[dinzdale]

Oh you have to take your time and do it thoroughly otherwise you may disappoint the recipient.



What do you think this tastes of?

[Perky Pat]

Peas.

Aren't those a little bit too bright?

[dinzdale]

Be seen - Be safe.


Could you take a picture of it for me?

[Perky Pat]

Sorry, I haven't got a wide-angle lense.

How many of these do I have to do?

[dinzdale]

Just finish the stack on the left, we can start again tomorrow.



Would you help me with this?

[malina]

any time!


what can i do for you?

[dinzdale]

You already do too much....you should think more of yourself.



This isnt too forward is it?

[malina]

it's bent a little sideways..


can i go home now?

[dinzdale]

Take off the rest of the day.


Can you have one ready for me later?

[malina]

yes


do you know how to use it?

[Perky Pat]

Not really.

Will you demonstrate the correct technique for me?