Answer the question.. and then ask a new one

[malina]

most certainly!


will you pay attention?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

my attention span is questionable

do i HAVE to pay attention?

[malina]

depends...


...what else do you have?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

beer

will that work?

[rmr]

of course it will work....why do you doubt yourself?

Is it ok to bitch slap a co-worker?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

hellz yeah!! smack that bitca!!

what'd they do?

[Perky Pat]

They did something that sounds a bit like "meringue".

Where in the name of that male erotic dancer with the plastic, toy thunderbolt did you get those shoes?

[dinzdale]

Gimpwear....same as these pants.


Where's the viking today?

[bealeblues]

relishing in the purchase of his new home and deep freezer for herring


what's more important, the size of the organ or cathedral?

[priceyfatprude]

The cathedral (Keep telling yourselves that, guys. :p )

Why am I so ficking tired?

[dinzdale]

You've been looking at too many organs.



Hold this for me would ya?

[Perky Pat]

Hold it? I can hardly see it.

How long have you been aware of what's going on?

[priceyfatprude]

*loves Perky*

[Perky Pat]

Hooray.

Took a while didn't it?

[catbelly]

Everything is relative!

Who is your favourite female tennis player?

[Perky Pat]

http://www.celebritysexnews.com/art/kylieminogue4_sm.jpg

How did you end up with that on your forehead?

[dinzdale]

I bumped it on the cathedral roof.



I suppose you think you're clever?

[Perky Pat]

That would be a dangerous thing to think.

Can you help me get these back on?

[dinzdale]

You shouldnt have taken them off.


Is that a tatoo?

[Perky Pat]

Yes. It says "antidisestablishmentarianism" in very tiny lettering.

Has that always wobbled so much?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

yes

why are you staring at my boobs?

[Audreyvgs]

Cause they're PPPPPP-P-Perfect!


Do you think Slurp will forgive me?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

i think there's a good chance for that

truth or dare?

[fodder]

truth

what's your most recent guilty pleasure

[~*WickedAngel*~]

Lord of the Rings

yes, I know I'm a nerd, you don't have to rub it in.

When will I finish this stupid book?

[Perky Pat]

The End.

Is this it, or is there something more?

[RuneT]

No theres more. It's all around you. Stop and listen.

Have anyone seen the movie called secretary (http://www.secretarythemovie.com/)?

[Audreyvgs]

No, but will consider renting it if you say so...

Where the hell have you been? I miss you!

[RuneT]

If it's me you have been missing then thank you! I've been busy selling my apartment and buying house.

I haven't seen the film, but I'm a bit curious to see a secretary being humiliated and crawling around on the floor like a dog. So I was wondering if it was any good.

Does that make me an SM fetish?

http://img.informedconsent.co.uk/secretary.jpg

[Audreyvgs]

Noo, but I do think It'd put you in the male category.


why is passing a mortgage worse than passing a kidney stone?

[Perky Pat]

I know nothing of such matters. Duran Duran in "Barbarella"

Is what you're doing consistent with Corporate Policy?

[malina]

yes, yes it is!!! ( it's research! )


what's under your feet right now?

[Audreyvgs]

Nike Airs, Doggie Hairs, Dust, Saltillo tiles, cement, sand, then limestone. Then comes somewhere in the water between Australia and New Zealand.


Is there a pill I can take to get organized?

[Frieda]

just take the blue pill.

when will i finally get rid of my eczema?

[Audreyvgs]

Move to Florida!


How do I get rid of wrinkles besides ironing my face?

[Frieda]

try to stop smiling!

will i be able to find a job in florida while i'm there to get rid of my eczema?

[Perky Pat]

If you apply yourself.

Can that rotate in both directions?

[malina]

yes but it's gonna hurt a lot!


am i doing this right?

[dinzdale]

It's working for me.


Hold this will you?

[Perky Pat]

I can't get a grip of it.

What the hell is it doing?

[dinzdale]

It does that when you squeeze from one end. Get something under it.



Does this thing come apart?

[Perky Pat]

Sometimes, yeah, when you don't assemble it properly the flange can loosen.

Are you saying you've never used this kind before?

[Perky Pat]

Oh dear.

Have I upset you again?

[bealeblues]

come and knock on our door.....

http://www.autographworld.com/photos/images/threescompany1.jpg

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
Have I upset you again?
No...I have ...um...something in my eye...


Ever seen this?

[Perky Pat]

No, never.. THANKS!

Do you just boil it in a pan like a regular one?

[dinzdale]

You can do that.....or toast it in front of the fire.


Whoa !! Will you look at that?

[slurpeedemon]

No way. Last time I did I couldn't eat for a week.

Did someone go and switch realities on me again?

[dinzdale]

No...this is all there is. You're not in Kansas anymore.


Do you think I should get this fixed?

[slurpeedemon]

Absolutely. As soon as possible. Drop whatever it is you're doing and run fast.

Can I go have lunch now?

[dinzdale]

Only if you bring me back something.



Why am I sooooooooooo sleepy?

[bealeblues]

it's the GHB malina put in your guiness......


was this rash there yesterday?

[dinzdale]

No, but A.J had one just like it.


I'm still sleepy.....you wont let anyone take advantage if I nap will you?

[Perky Pat]

WAKE UP. Someone's trying to tamper with your privates.

Who's that with the ridiculous hairdo?

[dinzdale]

:confused:

[Perky Pat]

Sensitive? Me? Nah, hard as nails.

Who's that with the ridiculous hairdo?

[Perky Pat]

*towering*
WHO'S THAT WITH THE RIDICULOUS HAIRDO?

[dinzdale]

Beale in his new wig.


Was there any need for that?

[Perky Pat]

No, I suppose not. The size 6 font would probably have been big enough.

Where's the nearest ironmonger please?

[dinzdale]

Next door to the haberdashery.


Are you free?

[slurpeedemon]

And easy. (Sorry, no leftovers.)

Should I maybe not have eaten the unrefrigerated chopped salad leftover from yesterday?l

[dinzdale]

Not the greatest idea you've ever had. Hope you're better soon.



Please may I drink lots of beer tonight?

[priceyfatprude]

You may.

Should I go to the gym tonight or sack out w/some NyQuil & pron?

[Perky Pat]

Option 2.

What's "NyQuil"? Can I have some please?

[slurpeedemon]

NyQuil's nasty but it makes you feel verrah verrah naaaahssss.

Should I buy some new shoes tonight?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
Option 2.

What's "NyQuil"? Can I have some please? Sure, Perky, here ya go:

http://www.vicks.com/products/nyquil_liquicaps.shtml

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by slurpeedemon
NyQuil's nasty but it makes you feel verrah verrah naaaahssss.

Should I buy some new shoes tonight? Yes. Buy a pair for me, too!

What's for dinner?

[Perky Pat]

Ahh... AHH TISHOOthankyou. Prons for dinner.

Ohhh... man...is that a little fluffy cloud over there?

[malina]

yap - you sneezed it out! :rolleyes:


do you need a tissue?

[Audreyvgs]

I dont wanna tissue, I tissed you already.


Did I hear Cubs and Yankees?

[zenbabe]

Not yet, but I have seperation issues.....

Should I take the massive bag of shoes I am going to throw out and down to the shelter tonight? Or wait until tomorrow....

[zenbabe]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I dont wanna tissue, I tissed you already.


Did I hear Cubs and Yankees?

CUBS vs YANKEES 2003


:eek: :D :D :D

[lapietra]

Originally posted by zenbabe
Should I take the massive bag of shoes I am going to throw out and down to the shelter tonight? Or wait until tomorrow....

If you haven't done it yet, it's kinda too late...

What can I learn from this?

[dinzdale]

Learn that the grass is not greener on the other side of the fence, except for the bit where the neighbour's dog pees.


Is it another day yet?

[bealeblues]

yes, and my dog had a healthy BM in your garden this morning.

how many times will my secretary tell me she wants to go home today?

[malina]

until you offer to take her....

...... ( home! ) :D


should i have more coffee?

[dinzdale]

Yes you should, pornsmurf mummy.



Is it just me?

[malina]

confession: yes, it's always been you and you alone, no one else will ever do!


does that please you?

[RuneT]

Originally posted by bealeblues
yes, and my dog had a healthy BM in your garden this morning.

how many times will my secretary tell me she wants to go home today?

http://img.informedconsent.co.uk/secretary.jpg

Please Beale! Let me go home!

[bealeblues]

originally posted by dinzdale posing as malina
confession: yes, it's always been you and you alone, no one else will ever do!


seems as if dinz has found a way to edit malina's posts, ala "frank"

[Perky Pat]

I think I know what you mean, so it does, yes.

It's in excellent condition, can it do any tricks?

[malina]

yes ( for chocolate :D )


should i tie it down or let it out?

[Perky Pat]

If you let it out you'll soon have to tie it down as well.

How did you manage to end up with your shirt on inside-out?

[malina]

i like it better that way


are you going to clean that up?

[Audreyvgs]

We have people that do that.


How did Dinz post as Malina?

[malina]

the british are devious!!


could you do this for me?

[dinzdale]

Of course....just sling up on the counter where I can get a good look at it.


Has this always been this colour?

[bealeblues]

i don't think so. you probably haven't used it in forever.



who's buying this round?

[dinzdale]

I am...it'll go nicely with the square and oblong I bought earlier.




Anyone need one of these things?

[fodder]

Ok, I guess so.

What's the most recent thing someone said to you?

[Perky Pat]

"What's the most recent thing someone said to you?"


Where's the "off" switch for this blessed contraption?

[dinzdale]

It's broken....just pull the plug out of the wall.



How often can you do that?

[Perky Pat]

It seems to depend quite a bit upon how often I did it the day before.

Would you mind standing like this for a minute?

[dinzdale]

As long as nobody's looking.



Can I put this down?

[slurpeedemon]

Yes, but don't be surprised if it retaliates.

Will I be able to conquer this cold?

[dinzdale]

Nope. You will be forever known as Snivellydemon with a runny nose.



More tea?

[slurpeedemon]

Thank you kindly. :)


Should I put out candy for the Halloweenies or should I put a plastic bag over my door (to deflect eggs) and run away for the night?

[rmr]

How about you leave a bunch of eggs in a bowl on your porch??


Him

http://www.wdrc.com/billoreilly.jpg

or them??

http://www.weekender.co.jp/new/021101/images/p8_fox%20and%20friend.jpg

[dinzdale]

They seem to have nicer teeth.


Is this too much?

[Perky Pat]

No! It's not nearly enough.

Is there any more?

[slurpeedemon]

Right over here, but you have to wade through that.... stuff....


Are those fattening?

[Perky Pat]

I really hope not, I've just had forty-seven of them one after another.

That's amazing! What's holding it in place?

[slurpeedemon]

Sheer willpower (and a smidge of duct tape).


Before, or after?

[malina]

before!


yes or no?

[slurpeedemon]

Oh, yes. Always yes. Unless, of course, it's no.


Creamy or chunky?

[priceyfatprude]

creamy

grape or strawberry?

[slurpeedemon]

straaawwwwwberry :D


onions?

[catbelly]

If it's artificial, grape; if it's real, strawberry!

Can you remember how to do long division by hand?

[funkytuba]

sure... but if you don't here's a great website for you long division solver (http://school.discovery.com/homeworkhelp/webmath/divide.html)

Onions yes!


What dinner ideas will be nixed tonight?

[slurpeedemon]

Anything sharp or dry.


Have you got your pumpkin yet?

[priceyfatprude]

That reminds me of a joke w/Cinderella, part of her turning into a pumpkin, but it was ok b/c the prince was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. Blah.

No. I saw pie pumpkins @ the store though.



Pumpkins + PFP = scarred fingers

Anyone wanna hear the stories?

[Perky Pat]

I'd love to.

Could you wait 'til I get comfy?

[priceyfatprude]

Sure.

Let me know when that'll be?

[Perky Pat]

Now.

How does the first one begin?

[malina]

far out in the ocean, where the water is as blue as the prettiest cornflower, and as clear as crystal, it is very, very deep...


do you know this one?

[dinzdale]

I've seen it, but dont think I could get the finer points down.



Ever seen one like this?

[malina]

please! put that back i haven't had me coffee yet....


did you have to do that?

[dinzdale]

I couldnt help it.



I suppose you think that's appropriate?

[priceyfatprude]

Well, why wouldn't it be?

[dinzdale]

(clever)

Who's to say it's not?

[malina]

wouldn't that be the one who's asking?

[dinzdale]

You never can tell.


I see everyone's a dual Q & A poster this morning. Is there something in the water?

[Perky Pat]

What?

[malina]

isn't it obvious?

[malina]

good morning perky! :D

[Perky Pat]

:)

Is it?

[slurpeedemon]

It is.

Can this cold just stop here, where it is, and improve, instead of getting worse...?

[malina]

no

for the cold, wouldn't an improvement manifest itself by getting worse?

[Perky Pat]

Hmmm. That's quite a difficult one.

Can I use a calculator?

[dinzdale]

I'm not sure making a calculator feel used is right.


Please tell me you've made coffee?

[malina]

i've made coffee!

was i lying?

[priceyfatprude]

Are you ready for an arse-kicking if you were?

[Perky Pat]

I'm a state of constant readiness.

Does my arse look big in this?

[malina]

i can't see... shake it a little bit


can you do that again?

[bealeblues]

not without stretching first....


if i take midol, will i turn gay?

[malina]

yes, beale, yes you will
( but it's either that or turning blind - take your pick! )


will you have a drink w/me?

[bealeblues]

i'll have more than a drink....


should i put this away until later then?

[malina]

you want ice in that?

[Perky Pat]

Could you put some ice on it rather than in it?

[malina]

that will be difficult but i'll try!


this much ice enough?

[dinzdale]

AAAAAEEEEEIIIIII !!!! ....fine thanks.



Is this a test?

[malina]

yes it was


you want some more ice?

[dinzdale]

This should last me a while thanks.


Everyone going to have fun this weekend?

[fodder]

no doubletree hotel, no big tests, so yes

when was the last time you had pho

[Perky Pat]

I'm not sure waht a "pho" is. Last Tuesday I think.

Should I eat some peanuts?

[lapietra]

Only if they're chocolate covered...


Should I do the dishes?

[Perky Pat]

Only if they're chocolate covered...

Which way up does thing go?

[funkytuba]

Thing goes and answers the phone...

Pho is vietnamese noodle soup in broth with meat sometimes. I had it for lunch today!


Will I get a lot of hits tonight?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

of course


what does this thing do?

[lapietra]

apparently tries a different tactic.

Will you ever tell me?

[malina]

yes i will


will you understand?

[Perky Pat]

Yes. I'll understand.

What pants shall I wear to work tomorrow?

[lapietra]

The ones with *two* leg holes in them.


Am I gonna finish my laundry in time to get out of here?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

i've consulted the magic 8 ball. it says ask again later.

is there something you want to ask the magic 8 ball?

[lapietra]

It is decidedly so.

Will I ever find a straight guy I like as much as I like my gay guy friends?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

the glass is fogged....oh i'm breathing on it too hard. my bad. it says.....yes, eventually you will.


should i go to england for spring break, or go to california again?

[jaymirror]

You should not be thinking of spring break yet, it's way too soon!

Have you ever thought you might (not) be bisexual?

[malina]

all the time ( never )


welcome to the board? :D

[rmr]

Thanks, but i've been here a while.

Should i order pizza??

[Perky Pat]

Nah, just keep quiet and let it arrive of it's own accord.

War! HUUH-YEAH..What is it good for?

[malina]

absolutely nothing


are you wearing socks?

[rmr]

no, i'm not.

is it raining by you?

[funkytuba]

it's quite sunny and about 65°... no rain in sight

What's for breakfast?

[fodder]

rice krispies with sugar

what do you do with the bacon grease left over in the pan?

[Perky Pat]

Oranges and raspberries.

Orange?

[lapietra]

Why thank you. Just the thing for this cold...

How much would I have to pay you to keep doing that?

[Perky Pat]

Nothing! It's an entirely free service.

Are you a good tipper?

[malina]

i over-tip constantly


do you hate bananas?

[fodder]

nope, i eat them with pretzels at least once a week

what do you think of moel quitting

[Perky Pat]

I never know where to look when I'm eating one.

Do you?

oops! sorry Fodder.

[lapietra]

moel quitting: heartbroken

do I: as often as possible.


Is this a rehearsal or not?

[fodder]

no

are q-tips really that bad for your ears

[Frieda]

nope, they aren't

moel quitting what?

[lapietra]

the board... :(


are "buttered rum" candies evil because they make kids wonder what real buttered rum tastes like?

[Frieda]

ofcourse not!

moel quitting the board?? the only regular visitor that succesfully quit the board was Zyle.. and even she came back for a single post!

why is he quitting anyway?

[fodder]

i think no one eats those candies because they are so gross, so it doesnt matter either way

have you ever had a gun pointed at you

edit: whoops. only moel knows the answer to that

[lapietra]

yes - twice.


Why do I have to have a favorite color???????

[Perky Pat]

You don't have to if you don't want to. Orange is quite nice though. I have a thing about orange these days. I recommend it.

Are those the originals?

[rmr]

You don't........love all colors or hate 'em all...it's your choice.

Speaking Zyle, has anyone heard from her.....I miss her :(

[malina]

fodder: yes
lala: ditto
perky: yes
rmr: no ( i miss zyle too )


are you at work right now?

[catbelly]

YES I am at work. I have done NOTHING so far today... argh.

What colour are your panties?? Or Man-ties??

[malina]

my PANTS are black :)

are you wearing a bra ( um... or a manzier/bro )?

[Perky Pat]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
nope. I feel so free.

What is your favourite kitchen utensil?

[malina]

the corkscrew


what kind of soap do you use?

[rmr]

Dove.....have my whole life just about.

What's on TV tonight?

[lapietra]

I don't know... I never watch TV on Tuesdays (acting class tonight!! :D)


what should I have for lunch today?

[fodder]

eggrolls

have you ever gotten anything stuck inside your ear or nose

[Perky Pat]

When I was about six, a moth flew into my ear and got stuck. I had to go to hospital where they floated it out with olive oil. While it was in there it sounded like a hammer drill inside my head.

What does this button do?

[rmr]

it helps keep you together....don't touch it.

i'm leaving soon......should i sneak in one more smoke before i go??

[moel]

yes.

WHAH?

[fodder]

HE'S BACK! i was just saying i'm building a bookshelf.

so, what do you think when people just look at you and randomly ask "what do you think"

[rmr]

Hi

What'cha up too????

[moel]

looking at my bookshelf.

do you like my bookshelf?

[jaymirror]

Of course I would (if I could see it I mean).

How many mash mellows fit in your mouth (without swallowing)?

[Perky Pat]

*MmmphhHHngteen*

Why are you so far away?

[jaymirror]

Because I've run much faster.

How many dogs do you have?

[Perky Pat]

None. ..Cat Person.

What is the most fragile object you can see right now?

[malina]

the dried roses on the wall beside my desk


what was your favourite toy as a child?

[jaymirror]

A red carillon with a small black train turning in circle and passing through a little grey/green tunnel. Thanks for calling this memory back!

And what was your favorite game when you were little?

[priceyfatprude]

Connect 4.

What is your favorite flavor of ice pop?

[lapietra]

Orange. Or maybe lime... No, lime.


Why am I so indecisive?

[rmr]

because you are considerate

when is this day going to end??

[jaymirror]

In the Netherlands it's already over. At least for what concerns work.

What should I wear at the party tonight?

[Frieda]

Originally posted by jaymirror
In the Netherlands it's already over. At least for what concerns work.

What should I wear at the party tonight?
nothing! duh!

where are you going?

[BusyRich]

I'm going to the cinema to see Finding Nemo.



Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? (Or both? Or neither?)

[Frieda]

after breakfast

do you like broccoli?

[BusyRich]

Yes, but not the stalks.




Why haven't I left for the cinema yet?

[Frieda]

because you want to be fashionably late!

will i get that fish stain out of my pants?

[dinzdale]

* I am not even going close to that one*

[Frieda]

look, i was cooking fish in the microwave and when i took it out i threw the fish all over my pants. don't you DARE think anything else!!

these are the pants that had the mayonaise stain and the soap stain a while ago. these pants attract stains.

[funkytuba]

no... use them for painting pants, then the fish stains will become secondary.


How much work will my knee take to fix this time?

[BusyRich]

About 52 man hours.



How late for work am I already?

[funkytuba]

About an hour and a half... you might as well stop off for a meal on the way in and get your boss some takeout.


Am I falling apart?

[lapietra]

Only this bit, here... let me slap a little glue on that.... There we go. All fixed up.

Should I make brownies for next Tuesday or some different, equally wonderful dessert?

[chuckie egg]

Brownies, definitely brownies.

Why is beer so damn nice?

[jaymirror]

Otherwise we would drink too much wine!

What's your favorite tree?

[malina]

http://www.a1marketingunlimited.com/images/palmtree.jpg


who is the last person you spoke to?

[jaymirror]

My colleague, five minutes ago.

Where did you sleep last night?

[Perky Pat]

Sheffield.

What is the most rubbish city you've ever been to?

[jaymirror]

None, there's always something nice in a city.

What is the next thing you would like to do in your life?

[BusyRich]

Photography...


http://www.busyrich.com/image/gbh10.jpg



What is your favourite month?

[jaymirror]

Nice foto! June is my favorite month, because that's the one I saw first.

How long do you cook spaghetti?

[BusyRich]

About the time it says to on the packet, sometimes a little less 'cos I like it 'al dente'.


Which came first, diary or calendar?

[catbelly]

Big calendars made of rocks.


How big is your calculator?

[BusyRich]

About the same size as my passport.



Should I wash my hair tonight (I'm not going anywhere) or just wait 'til the morning?

[jaymirror]

Wash it now, then you are faster in the morning.

What's the name of your hairdresser?

[rmr]

Kelly....she's russian.

Should I read him the riot act??

[jaymirror]

Why not.

How long will it take before I find an interesting question to ask?

[Frieda]

about 35 seconds

will i get sick again tomorrow?

[lapietra]

Gosh, I hope not.

Is there any reason that you should get sick?

[Frieda]

i usually feel sick in the stomach on sundays.. i still don't know where it's coming from..

what's the weather like?

[lapietra]

sunny and warm :(

Am I finally going to get my kitchen cleaned up today?

[Frieda]

no, today you will enjoy other things. you will clean your kitchen tomorrow morning, after a good night's sleep.

why is this movie scaring me?? aaahh!

[fodder]

because you're a wuss, unless it's rosemary's baby

how long does it take for cats to get used to kittens
never, huh

[Perky Pat]

any excuse for a kitty picture..
http://elel.vis.ne.jp/cat/c13.jpg

What's the quickest way?

[malina]

usually the wrong one


when?

[Perky Pat]

Soon.

What's the noise an espresso-machine makes?

[lapietra]

It's kind of the same as the sound of one hand clapping... except whooshier.


Did I make the right decision about Thanksgiving?

[Frieda]

there are no wrong decisions, you don't know what would've happened if you chose something else..

i'm sick again! why do i always get sick on sundays??

[Perky Pat]

Could be something you eat/drink/smoke/watch/do every Saturday.

What kind of soup should I make today? (nothing too complicated please)

[Frieda]

i have a damn good recipe, let me look it up for you!

will you actually make it?


edited to add recipe:
it's for 4 people, takes about 40 minutes to make

ingredients:
- 2 onions
- 2 cloves of garlic
- 3 umm.. sticks (?) of celery
- 1 zucchini
- 25 grams of butter
- 1 litre tomato juice
- 2 umm.. what's that called.. those tablets to make soup with, we call them bouillon tablets
- 200 grams of cut vegetables of your own choice (carrots, leek, parsley, cauliflower)
- 1 tablespoon of italian spices (preferably oregano)
- 250 grams of feta cheese
- 12 black olives
- some fresh ground pepper

wash vegetables, cut onions and garlic, cut celery and zucchini.

heat the butter in a soup pan and fry the onions and garlic for about 5 minutes. add the cut celery and zucchini and fry them for about 3 more minutes.

now put the tomato juice into the pan, stir the bouillon tablets, the rest of the vegetables and the spices in it.

now let it boil for 20 minutes, until the veggies are soft.

meanwhile, cut the feta cheese in cubes and cut the olives.

now stir the cheese and olives through the soup and add some pepper. garnish with parsley, serve with a baguette!

[Perky Pat]

Not if it's got jellyfish in it, other wise sure, I'll give it a whirl.

Soup is ace, isn't it?

[Frieda]

soup is absolutely great.

what do you think about my recipe?

[Perky Pat]

:) Scrumdiddlyumptious!

Apart from making soup, what is the best thing about Autumn?

[Frieda]

chestnuts!!

what does scrumdiddlyumptious mean? :D

[Perky Pat]

Excerpt from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory:

"[Bell tolls hour]
All right. All right.
What's it going to be?
A triple cream cup for christopher,
A squelchy snorter for otis,
A sizzler for june marie,
And listen, wonka's got a new one today.
What is it?
It's called a scrumdiddlyumptious bar.
Scrumdiddlyumptious bar?
How does he do it?
My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? "

How does a fish swim?

[Frieda]

willpower!

will my headache go away?

[Perky Pat]

Eventually.

Roughy how many grown men would you think an average Polar Bear would weigh the same as?

[Frieda]

depends on the size of the polar bear and the size of the grown men, but i think about 8 or 9

should i change jobs?

[Perky Pat]

If you wake up with your heart in your boots every single morning, then yes you should at least start looking around.

If you could wake up tomorrow with a spectacular ability to play a musical instrument, what would that instrument be?