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Perky Pat
11-10-2003, 04:48 PM
Never.
Hold this ladder steady, would you please?
malina
11-10-2003, 04:49 PM
of course!
are you wearing your kilt? :D
Perky Pat
11-10-2003, 04:51 PM
of course! :D
The noo?
malina
11-10-2003, 04:51 PM
AYE!!!!
you shoh?
Perky Pat
11-10-2003, 04:57 PM
Yesh.
It's a bit wobbly, could you hold it with both hands please?
malina
11-10-2003, 05:00 PM
< blushing >
like this?
Perky Pat
11-10-2003, 05:04 PM
That's fine thankyou very much.
HEY!!! What do you think you're doing!!??
malina
11-10-2003, 05:16 PM
i'm holding it ( with both hands ) :)
was that too rough?
Perky Pat
11-10-2003, 05:44 PM
Och no!
North or South?
funkytuba
11-10-2003, 07:04 PM
Up.
Going down?
lapietra
11-10-2003, 07:38 PM
But of course. :p
Are you going to eat that?
maychorian
11-10-2003, 08:42 PM
Umm, I wasn't sure.
Do you want it?
lapietra
11-10-2003, 09:08 PM
You bet. :D
Are these filled with catnip?
maychorian
11-10-2003, 09:10 PM
Along with . . . uh . . . other things.
Does that bother you?
lapietra
11-10-2003, 09:11 PM
Only if you watch.
Should we maybe turn a light on?
priceyfatprude
11-10-2003, 10:37 PM
No, let's light some candles instead.
Worry or don't worry?
Hermione
11-11-2003, 01:07 AM
Don't worry!!
Will I get 5's for my scores on Thursday night?
maychorian
11-11-2003, 02:35 PM
Depends what game you play. (Or test you take.)
Who's your daddy?
priceyfatprude
11-11-2003, 03:22 PM
The answer to that question depends on whether or not I'm wearing clothing....so the answer right now is, his name is Roger.
Are Natural Cheetos the food of the Gods?
yes, they are and so are cheeseburgers.............
why does everyone hate me???
bealeblues
11-11-2003, 03:29 PM
well i know that dinz and i (and surf) love you, but that might not be accounting for much....
how many bottles of absolut will i kill b/t now and new years?
14..............to match your age :)
will this day get better????????
Coffee
11-11-2003, 03:47 PM
Today is gonna be the best day ever.
How will tommorow be?
maychorian
11-11-2003, 06:36 PM
Neither as good nor as bad as you expect it to be.
What's the meaning of life?
Perky Pat
11-11-2003, 06:43 PM
Well if you don't know by now..
http://www.ouiprint.com/AI%20web%20files/MAIN%20splatter.gif ?
lapietra
11-11-2003, 06:44 PM
oooo... dat looks like squishy fun....
Is there anything that's lots and lots of fun that isn't messy?
Frieda
11-11-2003, 06:46 PM
yeah, not getting hit at paintball!
will the bowling be fun on thursday?
Red Princess
11-11-2003, 07:10 PM
bowling is never fun
are these real?
Klynne
11-11-2003, 08:56 PM
Yes they are.
You didn't know?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-12-2003, 03:12 AM
Of course I knew, I was just making sure you knew.
Do you think they know?
zenbabe
11-12-2003, 03:19 AM
what the...?
ps. getting hit by a paint ball sucks arse!
funkytuba
11-12-2003, 04:56 AM
What: interrogative pronoun, neuter of "who"
The: definite article
How did we end up with so many bananas? Isn't anyone eating them?
jaymirror
11-12-2003, 07:57 AM
Because we are bad monkeys.
How long will it take till my officemate and I destroy something by playing soccer in the office?
funkytuba
11-12-2003, 01:18 PM
About as long as it took us to break stuff while playing golf in our office. About 1.5 weeks, about long enough to get comfortable enough that you're not careful.
Where can I get a video camera that has night vision?
jaymirror
11-12-2003, 01:19 PM
Oops. I'm just confused... Sorry
jaymirror
11-12-2003, 01:21 PM
No clue about that camera. Have you tried on the web?
DO I want to see that porn?
priceyfatprude
11-12-2003, 01:44 PM
You know you want to. I sent it to you. Now go watch it.
Do you know how EXTREMELY HAPPY I am right now? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
jaymirror
11-12-2003, 01:48 PM
That's because you haven't read my other post yet...
:p
Or have you?
Hermione
11-12-2003, 08:00 PM
I have
What are you doing this weekend?
I'm going to party like it's 1989
What's your greatest accomplishment??
malina
11-12-2003, 08:14 PM
survival
do you like thunder?
I love thunder.......keeps me on my toes.
If you could pick anything you wanted for dinner tonight what would it be??
maychorian
11-12-2003, 08:30 PM
What I had: Two Taco Bell chicken quesadillas and water. For perfection, a Dairy Queen cherry-lime freezer for dessert. (I'm a commuter. I love fast food.)
What is something you wished you didn't know?
ambercg33
11-12-2003, 08:33 PM
how much the obvious can hurt....
would you scratch a strangers back if they said they had an itch and couldnt reach it?
i would.........not bare back, but over a shirt i would.
sex on the first date??
ambercg33
11-12-2003, 08:36 PM
of course
will my teacher catch me not listening to him.....?
malina
11-12-2003, 08:37 PM
depends on the date
( welcome amber :) edited: sorry, we posted at the same time)
make-up sex?
yes please
what time is too late to call someone??
Coffee
11-12-2003, 08:52 PM
Anytime in the middle of the divorce.
How many ze-monkeys have 2 or more identities on the board????? hmmmm???
Originally posted by Coffee
Anytime in the middle of the divorce.
How many ze-monkeys have 2 or more identities on the board????? hmmmm???
I think there are quite a few.........and i suspect a few of them.....
what gave it away??
Coffee
11-12-2003, 09:03 PM
I'm just psychic I guess.
Are you, Frieida, Klynne, LCW and Beales one and the same?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-12-2003, 10:01 PM
no, I'm just me
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Perky Pat
11-12-2003, 10:23 PM
Just one really big, long one.
What's a tootsie pop anyway?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-13-2003, 12:29 AM
A tootsie pop is a sucker with a chewy chocolate thing in the center. basically a tootsie roll pop.
http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/190.jpg
Which is your favorite?
jaymirror
11-13-2003, 03:54 PM
the purple one
may I have one?
of course you can.
how did we get on this subject?
jaymirror
11-13-2003, 03:58 PM
Probably by mistake
Do you have a better subject?
no, i was just asking.
what do you think the REAL problem is?
jaymirror
11-13-2003, 04:03 PM
Right now I've drunk too much beer. In general THE REAL problem is... it's... that I don't know.
DO you know?
I do, but i don't feel like talking about it.
Are your shoes tied?
jaymirror
11-13-2003, 04:10 PM
They are.
Hve you heard the last rumor?
No, I haven't.
Would you please tell me??
~*WickedAngel*~
11-13-2003, 09:44 PM
Of course I will.
What do you wanna know?
Perky Pat
11-14-2003, 02:26 PM
I wanna know the following:
Approximately how many times have you kissed someone in a cinema?
lapietra
11-14-2003, 02:31 PM
Not near enough.
Should I have an egg?
Perky Pat
11-14-2003, 03:30 PM
Yes, if the moment feels right and there's one available.
Why are all these people pointing at me?
malina
11-14-2003, 03:45 PM
they are trying to figure out why you are grinning...
shall we?
Perky Pat
11-14-2003, 03:57 PM
You mean. . .? Of course!
What do you think the most beer is that I've ever drunk whilst watching a game of football and swearing?
dinzdale
11-14-2003, 04:09 PM
2 pints of shandy.
Does this do anything?
Red Princess
11-14-2003, 04:15 PM
oh YES!
can you go over the right just a bit?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-14-2003, 06:08 PM
Of course I can. *steps to the right*
Who's the sexy man on Malina's avatar?
dinzdale
11-14-2003, 06:25 PM
You cant unkess you soak them overnight first.
Can I go now?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-14-2003, 06:29 PM
NO!! You must stay and do my bidding!!
Will you make my bed for me?
(Wow to the avatars, both extremely sexy I must say)
Klynne
11-14-2003, 06:53 PM
No, but I will have my maid do it.
What are you up to tonight?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-14-2003, 07:10 PM
Meeting my ex at the Mud Pie
What about you?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 12:26 AM
I went bowling, God I suck. Three games 73, 56, and 63. Must not had enough to drink. Waiting for Rich.
Do you plan on seeing the movie "Bad Santa"?
Hermione
11-15-2003, 02:32 AM
Nah..
What are you doing this weekend?
funkytuba
11-15-2003, 05:46 AM
Hopefully not much, but I'm covering for this other guy at work so it's likely I'll get my arse paged off. If I can keep from working I'm going to help clean up our domicile and get some rest.
Why can't I sleep at 1am tonight?
Frieda
11-15-2003, 07:16 AM
because you had a very busy day and have to CALM DOWN!
anybody ever had an ulcer?
Perky Pat
11-15-2003, 08:09 AM
Not me.
Polka-dots or stripes?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-15-2003, 10:11 AM
Stripes
Vertical or horizontal?
Frieda
11-15-2003, 11:06 AM
vertical
go out to my friend to have dinner or invite her here?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-15-2003, 12:01 PM
Go out
Red pants or jeans?
malina
11-15-2003, 01:32 PM
red pants!
clean the living room or throw everything out?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-15-2003, 02:09 PM
throw everything out
yellow or blue?
messycoloring
11-15-2003, 02:26 PM
blue
what's for dinner?
Perky Pat
11-15-2003, 03:21 PM
Peanutbutter & jellyfish sandwiches.
Who's to blame for this?
lapietra
11-15-2003, 03:25 PM
me... I'm usually to blame for most things...
Why do I feel extraordinarily good this morning?
Perky Pat
11-15-2003, 03:31 PM
There's something in the air.
Can you feel it?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 04:04 PM
Oh, yeah, I am feeling it.
Do you think that pizza that sat out on my counter all night is safe for consumption?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-15-2003, 04:45 PM
Only one way to find out
Should I go back to the cafe even thought the last time I ate there I got sick?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 05:00 PM
Sure, just don't eat the same thing you did the last time.
Hows it going?
funkytuba
11-15-2003, 06:18 PM
Better. I'm awake, caffeinated, and fed.
What else?
Perky Pat
11-15-2003, 07:37 PM
This.
When did you last have a feeling of deja vu? When did you last have a feeling of deja vu?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 10:02 PM
Wow, it has been years.
Well, I have not become ill from eating a piece of that pizza that was laying on the counter all night...Still hungry, should I risk another?
Perky Pat
11-15-2003, 10:08 PM
Yes, but watch the mushrooms.
How many angels flew out of your ass this morning, and did they have trumpets?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 10:12 PM
There were six angels and they all had trumpets. My ass hurts.
How did you know they had trumpets?
Perky Pat
11-15-2003, 10:40 PM
I heard them of course!
What works for such a pain?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 10:42 PM
Whiskey usually or Preperation H.
Which do you prefer?
Hermione
11-15-2003, 10:49 PM
either or
what is your dream vacation?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 10:52 PM
Key West Fla.
And yours?
Hermione
11-15-2003, 10:53 PM
Greece.. or England.. again..
how was your day?
Klynne
11-15-2003, 10:54 PM
Excellent, thanks for asking.
What is the weather like there?
Hermione
11-15-2003, 11:22 PM
it is getting a bit cold actually
what about where you live?
funkytuba
11-16-2003, 04:10 AM
A bit nippy for Northern California. If I were to say its cold, I'd get laughed at by people in other parts of the country.
Can I have some of those pork rinds?
Frieda
11-16-2003, 07:23 AM
i wouldn´t do it if i were you!
should i already start with christmas present shopping?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-16-2003, 10:46 AM
It's never to early to start the Christmas shopping.
Does the chamomile lip balm really calm you down?
Perky Pat
11-16-2003, 10:52 AM
Yes, but I find it hard to swallow.
What's the maximum speed this thing will go at?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-16-2003, 11:17 AM
Faster than your legs will carry you
Why are those little after dinner mints so freaking yummy?!
messycoloring
11-16-2003, 11:21 AM
Opium
I wanted to get JesusTitties a wonder bra for Christmas, but I don’t know the size, do you?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-16-2003, 11:45 AM
I think it's 36 BC but I'm not sure
Wanna cookie?
messycoloring
11-16-2003, 02:10 PM
thank you I would
what kind do you have
Coffee
11-16-2003, 02:23 PM
oatmeal
got milk?
carolyn81
11-16-2003, 03:01 PM
Actually, no, I'm anti-milk. It always spoils right when I need it.
Where should I buy my new wallet?
I'll second that. But here's my story: Mom's coming to visit and I have to get a quart.
This Tues, may I be excused for a two weeks?
Klynne
11-16-2003, 08:15 PM
Sure.
Are you going anywhere fun?
To the museum, movies, mall, lunch, dinner, friend's house, around town - she's 82 so we go slow. She's just happy to wake up in the morning.
Where do you go on vacation?
Klynne
11-17-2003, 12:34 AM
For vacation, I take a lot of mini trips, fly in for the weekend to D.C., FLA, TX, Vegas, whatever. I have groups of friends that I have met through work, and we will take little mini trips together. My next real vacation will be late December through mid January. I am going back to Thailand. Both of my brothers are married to Thai women.
What did you do today?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-17-2003, 12:13 PM
I went to class and almost fell asleep.
Do you have plans for Thanksgiving?
messycoloring
11-17-2003, 12:35 PM
nothing really fun, hope to clean and rearrange things in my apartment, it's time to change the art work
have you ever had a turducken
~*WickedAngel*~
11-17-2003, 12:47 PM
I have no idea what that is.
What is a turducken?
dinzdale
11-17-2003, 01:42 PM
A turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a cornish hen. It's OKish.
Where's that fat wanker Beale when you need him?
messycoloring
11-17-2003, 02:02 PM
I don’t know everyone is asking for him, but as far as the turducken I prefer a small chicken, cornish hens are a pain to debone
you can find the recipe here (http://www.chefpaul.com/turducken.html)
do you like white or dark meat
~*WickedAngel*~
11-17-2003, 04:53 PM
Both, I'm not picky when it comes to meat. As long as it's not raw I'll eat it. That turducken sounds good though.
What is your favorite thing to do during the Christmas holidays?
Red Princess
11-17-2003, 05:35 PM
my favorite thing is my favorite thing, time of the year matters not.
are you as bored as i am today?
maychorian
11-17-2003, 06:57 PM
No. I am anything but bored. I am this close to freaking out. (And I'm a very calm person, normally.)
Is it better to ruin a grade point average or a couple of nights of sleep?
Coffee
11-17-2003, 07:39 PM
Grade point average is not as easilly caught up on...back to the books you!
What time is it?...there?
priceyfatprude
11-17-2003, 08:36 PM
About 6pm.
WE is playing reruns of The Naked Truth. Is it wrong to want a threesome w/Duchovney & Leoni? Not in a sexual way, just to hang out w/them. I mean, they named their kid Kyd. How cool is that? Ok, that's 2 questions--go!
Perky Pat
11-17-2003, 08:47 PM
It's not wrong.
What's "WE"?
priceyfatprude
11-17-2003, 08:49 PM
Womens Entertainment, or Beaver TV as my brother so eloquently refers to it as.
Are you cute or what?
catbelly
11-17-2003, 08:51 PM
More on the "what?!" side :)
How many days til solstice?
Perky Pat
11-17-2003, 08:52 PM
Hang on and I'll check.
Hmmm. I dunno really, what do you reckon?
malina
11-17-2003, 09:31 PM
i reckon you're still checking ...
did you find anything of interest?
Perky Pat
11-17-2003, 11:13 PM
More and more.
Tomorrow?
malina
11-17-2003, 11:38 PM
you bet!
( nothing? )
Frieda
11-18-2003, 02:37 PM
there is always something.
should i do some laundry?
jaymirror
11-18-2003, 02:40 PM
i would if i were you
how's your stomach?
Coffee
11-18-2003, 02:41 PM
my stomach is fine.
Howz yours "honey"? :D
jaymirror
11-18-2003, 02:42 PM
Mine is sick. But gets better when you are around.
Strange eh?
Coffee
11-18-2003, 02:44 PM
not at all...coffee is good for what ails ya. Glad to help.
Did you over indulge??
jaymirror
11-18-2003, 02:47 PM
Yes, that's in the christmas present thread.
Havin' a good day?
Frieda
11-18-2003, 03:01 PM
could be better!
dark or white laundry?
jaymirror
11-18-2003, 03:03 PM
the one with the most underwear, that's always priority
which one then? :D
Frieda
11-18-2003, 03:06 PM
none! hahaha
there's just towels and kitchen stuff.. what's a theedoek called in english??
jaymirror
11-18-2003, 03:08 PM
How about tea towel?
two or three?
Frieda
11-18-2003, 03:10 PM
two
eek! :eek: what the hell is this??
jaymirror
11-18-2003, 03:14 PM
a burned tea towel
don't you think you should throw it away?
Perky Pat
11-18-2003, 04:30 PM
Probably, but I can't bear to part with it.
If you owned a racehorse, what name would you give it?
Frieda
11-18-2003, 04:35 PM
punk
do you send a lot of christmas cards?
dinzdale
11-18-2003, 04:37 PM
NONE....they are a total farking con.
Is it just me?
no, it'a all of us........we're in this together.
what time do you wake up?
Frieda
11-18-2003, 04:57 PM
usually at about 10.30 in the morning, even if i get up at 7
do you like lemonade?
i do, but i wouldn't go out of my way to drink it.
what's wrong with that person??
Perky Pat
11-18-2003, 05:07 PM
It's hard to tell. Probably not that much though really. It is a strange way of walking though, I'll grant you that.
How many times must I tell you not to lay that down on the mantlepiece?
once more........then i promise to stop.
why are my questions so boring?
Perky Pat
11-18-2003, 05:11 PM
They're not!
Could you ask another one please?
dinzdale
11-18-2003, 06:03 PM
No....I've lost the will since Rimmer bored me to slep...zzzzz
Oh wait......was that a question?
Perky Pat
11-18-2003, 07:06 PM
i think it might be, but it escapes me.
Have you ever considered "opting out of society"? If not, what did you have for lunch today?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-18-2003, 07:22 PM
No comment...I had a french vanilla latte from the cafe down the street.
When do you start your Xmas shopping?
Frieda
11-18-2003, 07:33 PM
probably this weekend! :eek:
what should i give my parents this year?
dinzdale
11-18-2003, 07:34 PM
replacement plants
Can I go now?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-18-2003, 07:37 PM
Um...sure, but first you must do something for me.
Wanna know what it is?
dinzdale
11-18-2003, 07:38 PM
Ok I'll buy it.
What do I have to do?
Perky Pat
11-18-2003, 07:59 PM
Run away! It's a trap!
Do you want me to keep you covered Joe?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-18-2003, 08:07 PM
Yes please. Darn you Perky!! I coulda had Dinz doing my laundry, but noooooooo you had to tell him to run away. ;)
Should I put forth the extra cash and buy myself some new lippy?
Klynne
11-18-2003, 08:17 PM
I think you are lippy enough as it is:D
What shade were you thinking?
I was actually thinking of getting blinds instead.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone broke the internet?
catbelly
11-18-2003, 08:21 PM
None of us would get our ZeFrank xmas gifts?
Do you sleep on your back, belly, or side?
Klynne
11-18-2003, 08:24 PM
Back and side.
And you?
catbelly
11-18-2003, 08:40 PM
various!
Klynne what are you going to post for your upcoming 666th post?
Klynne
11-18-2003, 08:47 PM
Oh, I am going to pray!!! Scary number.
Will you pray for me?
catbelly
11-18-2003, 08:52 PM
Yes of course :)
Are you really nervous about it?
Klynne
11-18-2003, 09:02 PM
Naw;)
How did you get through post 666?
catbelly
11-18-2003, 09:12 PM
I thought about it, and ended one of my days on #665 ... and thought I might do something momentous with my next one... then forgot about it altogether. I don't know where it is or what it was about.
Do you like Iron Maiden (I thought about them when posting in Klynne's new thread)?
Klynne
11-18-2003, 09:37 PM
Yep. Anthing metal is good.
Do you like Judas Priest, and AC/DC?
malina
11-18-2003, 11:49 PM
http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a1276i0_mu.jpg
do you like lawrence welk?
Klynne
11-19-2003, 12:02 AM
Yes, I do.
You don't like Mr. Welk?
funkytuba
11-19-2003, 01:20 AM
He belongs in a supernova.
What chance do I have, really?
catbelly
11-19-2003, 01:23 AM
Mmmm... think positive.
When is the last time you had a hickey?
priceyfatprude
11-19-2003, 01:49 AM
Where?
dinzdale
11-19-2003, 01:55 PM
In the contigeous United States.
Why is it so quiet today?
RuneT
11-19-2003, 01:56 PM
What are you looking forward too?
Because it's a shitty day
dinzdale
11-19-2003, 01:58 PM
(Upside down Viking boy)
I am looking forward to...making a sex-tape to be "accidentally" found after I'm famous.
Is it snowing where you are?
RuneT
11-19-2003, 02:00 PM
you know Bergen, shitty rain all the time.
got your coffee yet?
dinzdale
11-19-2003, 02:02 PM
Yes thank you...but I'm not happy with the greedy farkers here this morning.
Any great plans this weekend?
RuneT
11-19-2003, 02:07 PM
Kiteskiing (http://www.stud.ntnu.no/studorg/kite/upload/Advance_movie.wmv) and then straight to a birthday party on sat night, nn my ski clothing.
How many times have you used the "it's not you it's me" phrase?
priceyfatprude
11-19-2003, 03:02 PM
That you should pour me some coffee & share a punkin spice donut w/me.
How much do I love that dog?
priceyfatprude
11-19-2003, 03:14 PM
Bacon cheeseburger pasta.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?
Perky Pat
11-19-2003, 04:23 PM
Because I'm the Birdman of Chalfont St Giles?
Tweet tweet?
maychorian
11-19-2003, 07:19 PM
Is that a question?
Can you do that?
dinzdale
11-19-2003, 07:26 PM
Only if you were out to work before 1980 instead of still a dirty thought in your old man's seedy fantasies.
Is it Ok to laugh out load?
Coffee
11-19-2003, 07:36 PM
Depend on the load your laughing out on.
What did you really mean?
dinzdale
11-19-2003, 07:39 PM
I have no idea.....but I did miss it if it was a typo....
Can you get an idiot-proof keyboard?
maychorian
11-19-2003, 07:50 PM
Only at idiot-proof stores . . . which are no good, because idiots can't get into them. Besides, if they make better idiot-proof products, the world just makes better idiots.
Did that make sense?
Coffee
11-19-2003, 07:51 PM
Sorry, I'm an idiot... ask someone else...or did you?
What's wrong with my bagel???
jaymirror
11-19-2003, 07:56 PM
Hard to say...
What's a bagel?
funkytuba
11-19-2003, 08:08 PM
Bagels are marketing gimmicks created by Polish bakers in the 17th century to increase sales of regular bread shaped into toroids to the families of expectant mothers.
Do you think third party sites get hacked off when we remote-link to their images when we find them on google?
dinzdale
11-19-2003, 08:10 PM
If I had a clue what you just said, yeah I'd be pissed off....or not at all...yes.
Why not sell willy shaped bagels for pre-expectant mothers?
funkytuba
11-19-2003, 08:14 PM
Dinz: They already do... They're called 'baguettes'
Coffee: If they care, they can disable remote linking... some of them probably appreciate the exposure. Maybe we should send dinz their way
Should I explain things to dinz or would the boredom kill him?
Coffee
11-19-2003, 08:16 PM
Dont try to get to many of his brain cells distracted from sex...It could harm his psyche.
Condom?
dinzdale
11-19-2003, 08:19 PM
Large one please.....:)
How does this look?
Coffee
11-19-2003, 08:20 PM
Baggy on you...try a smaller one.
Finger Cot?
jaymirror
11-19-2003, 08:32 PM
No thanks.
Wanna try this one?
Coffee
11-19-2003, 08:33 PM
Hey that looks used.
Where did you get that?
jaymirror
11-19-2003, 08:34 PM
Found it on the street.
Is that bad?
Coffee
11-19-2003, 08:35 PM
Its probably not good...who ever left it there had a reason no doubt.
Fresh cup of Coffee?
jaymirror
11-19-2003, 08:38 PM
No thanks. I'm going to bed soon.
Can you keep it warm until tomorrow morning?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-21-2003, 02:44 AM
I think everyone has a friend like that. You just have to sit them down and say, "Look you freakin moron, that person doesn't want to sleep with you! No one in their right minds would sleep with you! Get over yourself!!!" If that doesn't work, then pat them on the back and tell them in your most sarcastic voice, "Good job, buddy."
What would you do if you were given $5 billion?
agentsmith
11-21-2003, 02:46 AM
buy a home theatre system and every movie i ever wanted. or maybe a movie theater. that would rock.
describe your smile in one word.
~*WickedAngel*~
11-21-2003, 02:58 AM
flirty
Do you have a nickname that only your family calls you that's the most embarassing thing in the world? If so, what is it?
jaymirror
11-21-2003, 10:48 AM
I do but i won't tell. It's way too embarassing! :(
What's the most desperate thing you have done to get a date?
Perky Pat
11-21-2003, 05:26 PM
Absolutely nothing.
Are you sure that's on the right way round?
malina
11-21-2003, 06:21 PM
ooooooooops! you could have told me earlier dammit!!!
where to?
jaymirror
11-21-2003, 07:59 PM
Straight to the point.
Monkey or donkey?
Klynne
11-21-2003, 08:36 PM
Monkey of course.
What to come help me clean my house tomorrow?
~*WickedAngel*~
11-21-2003, 09:48 PM
Sure...
Will there be tea and cakes afterwards?
Perky Pat
11-22-2003, 11:56 AM
Yes. Cream cakes.
What's happening?
jaymirror
11-22-2003, 12:00 PM
It's saturday, don't worry: you have a free day!
What's next?
malina
11-22-2003, 12:03 PM
good question! ( lousy answer though )
what do you suggest?
jaymirror
11-22-2003, 12:07 PM
I'm gonna have tea.
Board tea?
I'd prefer board coffee.
How do you take yours?
jaymirror
11-22-2003, 12:53 PM
Black (coffee) or plain (tea). Sometimes with milk.
And you?
i take my coffee black.......every once and a while with cream and sugar. I'm not a big fan of tea.
How many a day??
jaymirror
11-22-2003, 01:00 PM
Usually one coffee to wake up and three-four teas to survive the rest of the day.
what will you do today?
clean, dinner with my mom (her birthday) and then a party.
how was last night?
jaymirror
11-22-2003, 01:09 PM
umm i just went out with a couple of friends and had two beers but i still was under the hang over from the night before and so i got immediately drunk. went home early and slept. nothing so exciting.
and for you?
Frieda
11-22-2003, 01:22 PM
sick, i was sick again.
do you like swords?
Perky Pat
11-22-2003, 01:56 PM
:eek: I'm not sure.
Can you stop waving that thing at me please?
Frieda
11-22-2003, 02:22 PM
yes, sorry, got a bit carried away there.. been watching kill bill, you know..
what should i buy my dad for christmas?
Perky Pat
11-22-2003, 02:46 PM
http://home.steuber.com/sarah/AlbumPicts/xmas98/P001577.jpg
What's the first thing that comes into your head?
malina
11-22-2003, 08:08 PM
http://www.maxmulti.com/lurker.jpg
.. twins?? ( same hairdresser for sho! )
what did you have for dinner today?
Perky Pat
11-22-2003, 08:14 PM
:D
Brussels-sprout Stremboni.
Have you tried it yet?
malina
11-22-2003, 08:17 PM
yes, it's excellent!
w/ or w/out tomatoes?
Perky Pat
11-22-2003, 08:24 PM
Tomatoes?!!!?
Are you sure you're not talking about Stremalatana?
malina
11-22-2003, 08:28 PM
strembonitella!
:p
does that look ok?
Perky Pat
11-22-2003, 08:30 PM
*groan*.. it looks.. hhnn..fine.
If you're going down to the shop could you get me a pack of Strem Lights?
malina
11-22-2003, 08:35 PM
anything for you!
when did you start strembing?
Perky Pat
11-22-2003, 09:09 PM
It was back around last Tuesday.. I vaguely remember.. I was at a party.. some people started passing some strems around.. I didn't want to be left out so I just took one. Just one. And that was it.. I was hooked. :(
Brother, can you spare a dime?
lapietra
11-22-2003, 09:32 PM
Only if you promise to tell me your favorite strem flavor.
What the fark is a strem?
malina
11-22-2003, 11:47 PM
i will never tell! :p
how was your saturday?
Coffee
11-23-2003, 03:04 AM
Awesome.
How was yours?
lapietra
11-23-2003, 03:06 AM
Rather spicy, thank you.
How many Andy Warhols does it take to change a lightbulb?
Coffee
11-23-2003, 03:31 AM
4, no...5, or wait, no... I think it was...4 Kandinskis, 5 Raushenburgs, or 6 Warhols...or was it 5,4 7?...oh shite...I forget.
What is your favorite Cambell's soup flavor?
JesusTitties
11-23-2003, 04:36 AM
they dont have it in japan
should i shave my ass
Frieda
11-23-2003, 08:55 AM
depends on how bushy it is
should i clean this place up?
Coffee
11-23-2003, 02:42 PM
If it is your place your refering to...yes, however,
if it is someone elses place...only if they pay well.
Are weekends ALWAYS dead on this board???
Frieda
11-23-2003, 03:06 PM
this place is the best distraction from work! ;)
what is it that makes me sick?
Coffee
11-23-2003, 03:35 PM
Work..and doing laundry.
Why am I so nervous?
Klynne
11-23-2003, 04:24 PM
Sure, here it is :
Dear NYC's Boss,
NYC has come down with a case of the Fvck Its. It is a rare condition, and should only last today. She will be in tomorrow, refreshed, ready to work with a song in her heart.
Dr. Klynne
Should I hire a maid?
Hermione
11-23-2003, 09:19 PM
Yes, but make sure you can trust her. One of my friends hired one.. and the chick was stealing stuff.. totally cleaned out her mum's entire Chanel collection..
should I start my Physiology homework now?
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