Answer the question.. and then ask a new one

[lapietra]

sounds good to me...

What should I make for lunch tomorrow?

[Frieda]

toast with anchovies, tomatoes, mayonaise, lemon juice and parsley!

will i ever remember how to sleep at night or should i just give up??

[JesusTitties]

masturbation and heavy meds are key to a good nights sleep

should i keep growing this beard

[lapietra]

nope. just hack at it with nail scissors every once in awhile...

Are those made of marzipan?

[Magpie]

No, that's Playdoh. Close though!

Why is my house creaking all of the sudden?

[rapscalious rob]

Magpie: I think it has something to do with that pet rhinoceros.

Does anyone here know where my dad put his glasses? They’ve been missing all week.

[jaymirror]

They are probably somewhere else.

Who stole my laundry?

[malina]

same people that stole mine !?! :( :mad:
( probably gnomes )


do i have the right to kill people i see prancing around wearing items that were part of my laundry on saturday ( said previously-mentioned stolen laundry ... ) ?

[jaymirror]

Sure but you need to prove they stole it.

Shall we go break that table over there?

[jaymirror]

AAAAWWW! Another simultaneous-posting day has started...

[Frieda]

i have to break the neck of the person that broke into my car first!!

why, of all cars, my cheap but oh so cute strawberry?? there was NOTHING in there that was worth stealing!!

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Frieda
why, of all cars, my cheap ... strawberry??

It made the driver of the Apple BMW jealous.


Is it slow here today, or just me?

[Perky Pat]

SLOW!!? You should try a spell on THIS thing!!!!

How the FVCK DO YOU STOP IT!!?

[dinzdale]

Hit neutral and go uphill.


Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

[rmr]

Originally posted by dinzdale
Hit neutral and go uphill.


Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

No, he's de-balled.

What do you call that?

[Perky Pat]

If you're a pig you call it an outrageous imposition and afterwards you call it indescribably painful.

Is that what you meant?

[rmr]

no, that's not what i meant, but it helped.


What's in a name?

[Frieda]

mean or mane

what's that noise?

[Frieda]

ask george w, he managed to get a black eye because of one! i'd be careful.

what to do about chapped lips?

[priceyfatprude]

No. C'mon over tonight, I am making shrimps & veggie stirfry mix. Three will be very little stirring & no frying. Mostly nuking.

Am I wrong to think my chiro is hot?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Frieda
what to do about chapped lips? Bonne Bell! (http://www.bonnebell.com/smackers/lipsmackers/) I am addicted.

NYC, if you happen to find a Pink Lemonade Lipsmacker, it is mine. :)

[maychorian]

Um . . . no . . . you're not wrong at all . . . ::clears throat awkwardly::

What IS your chiro?

[maychorian]

You're welcome. But I'm still confused.

[Perky Pat]

Pudding.

Pudding?

[malina]

pudding!


you gonna make it? :)

[Perky Pat]

Yes, but it may turn out pants.

If it is, will you humour me?

[malina]

yes


speaking of PANTS.. how often do things you make turn out PANTS?

[Perky Pat]

Things can sometimes be a bit PANTS when i'm nervous.

This pudding is at critical phase, so unless you want it to be ABSOLUTELY PANTS can you stop watching me please?

[priceyfatprude]

Maychorian: My Chiropractor. He is hot. I have to go get cracked by him in half an hour. I'm looking forward to getting cracked by him. ;)

NYC: So I can stop looking for it, I left it behind?

Malina: Everything I make turns out pants-a-licious.

Am I wrong or just pathetic for watching Sixteen Candles for the unpteenth time & wondering yet again where the hell my Jake Ryan is?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
This pudding is at critical phase, so unless you want it to be ABSOLUTELY PANTS can you stop watching me please? I try to tear my gaze away, but simply can't. You're just that intoxicating.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
I try to tear my gaze away, but simply can't. You're just that intoxicating.

Oh NOW look what you've made me do!!!:( This PUDDING is SO PANTS!

Wan't to try some anyway?

[priceyfatprude]

You want me to put it on my tongue?

[Perky Pat]

No, stick out your tongue an' I'll put it there for you.

There. Like it?

[priceyfatprude]

Mmmm, is there more?

[Perky Pat]

Maybe. If you're a good girl.

Are you begging for it?

[priceyfatprude]

Do you want me to?

[Perky Pat]

Yes. Right now.

Can you wait until I get into my Batman outfit?

[Klynne]

Sure.

Should I wear my French Maid outfit?

[jaymirror]

Why not!

Will this go on?

[Klynne]

Yes, it will go on forever.

Decaf, or regular?

[agentsmith]

regular.



if you could bite me, where would you?

[Klynne]

I think I will bite your large toe, on your right foot.

Is that o.k. with you?

[malina]

sure! make sure you get a good grip!! ;)
( .. we're talking agent's foot, right? )


which u.s. city would you like to see next?

[Goot]

Bowston in da' fawl

Has anybody seen my keys?

[Frieda]

you left them in the pocket of your other pants!

why am i getting wrinkles at the age of 23??

[Perky Pat]

They're only tiny little laugh-lines - a sign of character.

Why worry?

[rmr]

becasue i lost my atm card.

do you have it?

[jaymirror]

I don't think so.

Is it worth a lot?

[rmr]

not as much as i like, but still it's worth something.

what's on your agenda for today?

[jaymirror]

I have a date with Beer in Rotterdam. Hope he will be nice to me.

Wanna go with me?

[rmr]

i'd love to go.....thank you for the invite.

who else will be attending?

[Perky Pat]

Me.

Still want to go?

[jaymirror]

A lot of crazy people, mostly joung photographers and artists of various sorts.

How long would it take for you to come?


oops ignore this i was too late :)

[rmr]

yes and please bring malina. I will see you in about 9 hours.

will you still be awake??

[jaymirror]

Sure!
Shall i pick you up in the airport?

[rmr]

yes, please do. just hold up a sign that says RMR.......then i'll know it's you.

Will we stop for breakfast?

[jaymirror]

Ok, i know a place where they make excellent croissants.

Do you like it with cream or jam?

[rmr]

how about butter??

[malina]

mmm... butter croissants :)

sorry i'm late! what time are we meeting at the airport?

[Perky Pat]

Now.

Got strem?

[malina]

< opening my purse > < holding it open for you to see > < smiling >


that enough?

[Perky Pat]

Should be.

Shall we go to the restrooms?

[malina]

that's a ( wee ) bit unromantic.... but hey! < shrug > shoh!


where is rimmie?

[Perky Pat]

Getting her kit on.

Think she'll show up?

[malina]

i hope so!


you got your kit on?

[Perky Pat]

I've always got my kilt on.

Oh sorry, did you say "kit"?

[malina]

i did, but i meant "kilt" ... :D


now where's that stepladder?

[Perky Pat]

You're holding it steady for me.

Now would you PLEASE keep BOTH hands on it?

[malina]

it'll be my pleasure


how's the PANTS fever?

[priceyfatprude]

You're no Denny Terio.

Will you pardon me for interrupting?

[malina]

yes :D


who's denny terio?

[priceyfatprude]

The host of Dance Fever.

You didnt realize Pants Fever sounds the same?

[Perky Pat]

Hey! PANTS fever's no laughing matter!

Have you ever actually had it?

[malina]

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
The host of Dance Fever.

You didnt realize Pants Fever sounds the same?
that's kinda hard to do when you never heard of it ;)
i was aware that i'm not denny terio though!

do i get bonus points for that?

[priceyfatprude]

But of course!

Where did you get melon vodka that one time?

[malina]

here:

http://www.thebeerstore.ca/images/store/store_2006.jpg


i'm getting some more today - can i pick anything up for you?

[Perky Pat]

Yes, a crate of "Strem Old Peculiar" please.

Did you know I'm a big hairy beerdrinker?

[malina]

yes, even before i saw you !!!


will you settle for melon vodka on the balcony?

[Perky Pat]

Perfect.

11th?

[Perky Pat]

Ok, I meant 10th.

Fancy a quickie?

[malina]

OCH-AYE!


on the settee?

[Perky Pat]

THE NOO!

Would you mind if I take a rather passive role?

[rmr]

no, i'd actually prefer that.

what will you be wearing?

[Perky Pat]

http://www.diypunk.net/pax/1999-2000/kilt.jpg

Hey..Come back! That's not really me..Please?

[rmr]

ok, but you must promise to cover up.

What made you think that was ok??

[Perky Pat]

A momentary lapse of reason.

Those are really PANTS PANTS, aren't they?

[rmr]

I think those were PANTS, PANTS, PANTS.

Did you think it was going to be easy?

[Perky Pat]

Yes.

Did you think it was going to be hard?

[rmr]

Yes, that's why i'm surprised by your statement.

Please tell me what's going on?

[Perky Pat]

I have absolutely no idea.

You mean you don't either?

[rmr]

i thought you were trying to "pull the wool over my eyes"

Should people in glass houses throw stones?

[Perky Pat]

I am NOT stoned!

Where were you when malina and I were waiting for you at the airport?

[rmr]

I was afraid to get off the plane. I thought you guys didn't really want to meet me.

Is that true?

[Perky Pat]

Well of course it is, we just got all dressed up in our fancy pants, drove all the way out to the fvcking airport and stood waiting on your flight for the good of our health.:)

Did you have a pleasant round trip?

[rmr]

it was quite pleasant. we'll have to do that again sometime.

Does shite really happen?

[Perky Pat]

It always used to be shit that really happened and shite only happened in certain countries such as my own, but these days yes, you're right, it's shite that really happens all over the world.

Why do you ask, did some shite happen to you recently? :(

[rmr]

yes, a little shite has been happening.

what's the latest craze?

[Perky Pat]

My money's on happy glasses.
http://www.misterpants.com/junk/happyglasses2.jpg

Think they'll catch on?

[rmr]

I actually own a pair.

Am I hip?

[Perky Pat]

Do you wear them?

[rmr]

I will if you'd like me to?

[Perky Pat]

Yes.

..and could you pop down to the corner-shop and get a loaf of bread with them on?

[rmr]

i will do just that.

what kind of bread would you like?

[malina]

i don't eat bread - i just came by to give you a smooch!


you still love me? :)

[rmr]

love you, I adore you.

where have you been?

[malina]

i've been drivin' nippers around ... ;)

did you have a good thanksgiving?

[rmr]

it was very nice. thank you for asking.

did you end up buyng any of your melon vodka??

[malina]

yes i have. but i haven't opened it yet...

should i worry?

[rmr]

no, you'll be ok. you always are.

what's the deal though.......please explain?

[malina]

the deal is... well it was like this.... *errrr* ...and then....
y'know... that's how it came about!

( pudding? )

[rmr]

yes, i would love some.

do you have any sandwich meat?

[malina]

i have bbq chicken, hungarian salami and honey glaze ham :)


want a sandwich? um..... i mean two? ( beale hungry too? )

[bealeblues]

i'd rather have some melon vodka.... oh shite--- i'm on that program, so i can't.... guess i'll have a sandwich instead....


will you miss me next week as much as you did this past week, or has my charm worn off?

[rmr]

i would love a bbq chicken sandwich. beale's not eating, i put him on a diet..

is it ok if i'm quiet?

[Coffee]

Yes Bealeblues, and No Rmr.

Now that I know the truth will I be able to remember which of you is which?

[bealeblues]

only by avatars, coffee, only by avatars

[Coffee]

was that in the form of a question?

[bealeblues]

nope. haven't you realized that i ruin threads? that's the deal-- rimmer enhances threads, i ruin them---- it's the way of the siamese twin

[Coffee]

no i did'nt realize that.

how long has this been gong on?

[bealeblues]

since the start

do i have to ask a question now?

[Coffee]

no...your doing fine.

Did i get the thread back on track ok?

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by malina
hungarian salami How is it Hungarian? Do the cows moo w/an accent? :confused:

[malina]

( i sincerely apologize for the offensiveness of my salami purchase ) :p

[Coffee]

arrgh...i leave for a minute and the thread unravels again.

Do I care?

[lapietra]

If you know what's good for you.

Does this contain peanut traces?

[Coffee]

Yes but it only contains very small amounts of penut traces..well within FDA approved limits of safe quanities of peanut traces.


What are peanut traces, btw?

[Klynne]

Any sign of any nuts being in anything. Apparently, some people are highly allergic to peanuts.

I hate the smell of peanuts, do you?

[lapietra]

Not so much as the scent of Corn Nuts being eaten. Disgoostamonte.


Would you like to rub his tummy? (I promise he won't bite.)

[malina]

yes very much so! ( i don't mind a bite or two ;) )


what's his name?

[lapietra]

If you rub his tummy, it's whatever you want it to be. ;)


Why is there not melon vodka at my favorite liquor store? :(

[malina]

now that upsets me!


will you come to my house, lala? i make you drinkie!! :)

[lapietra]

Yay!!!! I would love a drinkie... I'm drinking beer right now tho' and it is tasty. ;)


What should I have for dinner?

[fodder]

reggrooollls mrrrahh

[malina]

eggrolls are yummy!

is it ok that i don't have a question?

[fodder]

you srunk my jrenga ship!

i'm a song from the sixties?

[lapietra]

You're "Where Have All the Flowers Gone"...


Can I skip practicing tonight - 'cos I sang this morning?

[maychorian]

NO! NEVER! HOW DARE YOU EVEN IMAGINE IT?

just kidding. I'm the captain of the gravy train!

If you got a surprise personal letter in the mail. who would you want it to be from?

[malina]

from somebody unexpected


phone or e-mail?

[dinzdale]

phe-mail.


Is this afternoon going to go any better than this morning?

[maychorian]

No. It will go horribly. You'll wish you hadn't gotten out of bed. You'll wish you had lots of chocolate. You'll wish you hadn't bothered to read this reply.

Which ice cream is better: butter pecan or chocolate chip cookie dough?

[Perky Pat]

I know nothing of these matters.

What happens if I touch that little button?

[lapietra]

All hell will break loose. And I will smile. :)


Am I having a nice day, or what??? :D

[dinzdale]

Surpisingly, after meeting with His Lardship last night.


Is this suitable?

[Perky Pat]

It'll do I suppose, but don't need the visor down just yet.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

[dinzdale]

I learned from the best.....so, no not really.


Have you ever tried using a different sized fitting?

[lapietra]

Yes, but it chafed, and I'm allergic to talcum powder.


Is it possible for you to move that over here?

[Perky Pat]

Yes, but I find they all pinch around the nether-regions eventually.

Do you need a push?

[Perky Pat]

Sorry Lala!

Forgive me?

[Perky Pat]

Okay Perky Pat, I'll let you off this time.

Did I let him off too lightly?

[lapietra]

Oh! I missed an opportunity to be gracious... :(
No - that was just perfect. ;)


Should I take a little nap?

[malina]

**** no nap now!!!! DO something!!! DANCE! write a story! tell us about BEALE! ANYTHING!


should i drink some more coffee?

[lapietra]

Mmmmmm yes! With sugar and cream. I will have one with you.

What would you like to know about Beale?

[malina]

what colour socks was he wearing?

[lapietra]

uhhhhhmmm.... wow. I never thought to check... was he even wearing socks? I guess so...


How much money should one ask for per day when one's dwelling is being used for a scene in an award-winning cable television show?

[maychorian]

One trillion dollars.

(Don't mind me. I'm just a friendly reminder.)

Is this true?

[lapietra]

Yep.


Should I tell my landlord?
i already know the answer to this one... *sigh*

[maychorian]

Well, if you really want my opinion . . .

What show?

[Perky Pat]

I know nothing of these matters.

If you were the Queen of Sheba, what colour of PANTS would you favour?

[maychorian]

shiny purple

What prompted that line of questioning?

[Perky Pat]

Bollocks.

Is it my imagination, or a those two different sizes?

[catbelly]

Yes, but they are supposed to be like that.

What are you doing tonight?

[priceyfatprude]

Going to the gym, possibly folding & putting away the laundry I did last night. If not, then moving the pile from the bed back into the laundry basket.

Should I hire a maid?

[catbelly]

A cabana boy!

Should I see Kill Bill?

[Perky Pat]

If you go into the cinema and it's showing on the screen, yes, you should see it. Unless there's an obstacle in the way such as a man or woman with an afro hairdo.

Is there a better word for "forward-slash"?

[Klynne]

A backwards back slash

Why is it so cold in here?

[rmr]

that's easy......because we are fools and we choose to live in the midwest.

what do you do for dry skin??

[priceyfatprude]

Johnson's Bedtime Lotion. Shea Butter. Pacquin. Baby oil squirted into the bathwater.

What do *you* do?

[rmr]

It's mostly my face and I use estee lauder something or other, but it's not working and it's not even that bad out yet.

Is it that I'm getting old??

[priceyfatprude]

Of course not! I think it's environmental.

Should we ask those living in Canada what they use to combat dryness?

[rmr]

that's an excellent idea.

where have they gone??

[maychorian]

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.

BRRR! Is it chilly where you live?

[jaymirror]

Yes, since yesterday.

Why does my overcoat zip always go broken in days like this?

[dinzdale]

Because you're pregnant....you see, when a mummy rabbit and daddy rabbit love each other very much.....


Is today slow or is it just Rimmer?

[maychorian]

For me the day is flying by, like a jet plane through the sky, because I have a big paper due tomorrow. ::sigh::

Thanksgiving and Christmas break are too close together. I leave one longing for other.

Don't you agree?

[Perky Pat]

I know nothing of these matters.

Why are your PANTS on inside out and back to front?

[maychorian]

I don't wear pants.

Why do you keep using the same stock answer in this thread? You're mocking me, aren't you?

[catbelly]

I'm sure he wouldn't want to do that!

Or would he?

[maychorian]

::glowers darkly:: I'm not sure I want to know.

:p

It does seem odd, though, doesn't it?

[dinzdale]

Yes, it's because they're out to get you.


If it was dark outside and you were scared of getting stabbed in the neck by a psycho, but you remembered you hadnt locked the shed door....would you go outside and do it?

[rmr]

no, actually i faked it.

want to smoke anyway?

[rmr]

i guess it's going to be awkward.

shall i go?

[rmr]

ok.

how will i be sure it's your cat?

[maychorian]

You can count its ribs.

(Man, I'm in a crappy mood right now.)

What does "trascendental natural atavism" mean?

[Perky Pat]

I know nothing of such matters although somehow I think Coffee will.

How much is that doggie in the window?

[Coffee]

Your desire for the doggy in the window is simply a manifestation of your trascendental natural atavism...ignore it...it will go away.


How many ribs does NYC's cat have?

[catbelly]

The same number as my cat.

Did you know, 25% of the dogs and cats in the US are overweight, and 50% of their owners will not admit that their pet has a weight problem?

[funkytuba]

That's because more than likely they themselves have weight problems too, and to recognize it in their pet would mean they'd have to recognize it in their own bloated belly and fat asses.


How can I simply think away my own bloated belly and fat ass?

[catbelly]

Get a cat or a dog and be in denial about his weight?

Would you rather spend $1,000 on a painting or on a swanky evening out?

[SpecialK]

a swanky evening out.

Who's your daddy?
(sorry, easy question)

[Coffee]

Bob

"Who loves you baby?" (Kojak quote)

[lapietra]

ummmm... my mom... and the kitties.


Where's the beef?

[Hermione]

I'm not sure...

have you ever been to england?

[malina]

yes i have


have you ever been to norway?

[Frieda]

no, i don´t think so

when´s the last time you were in germany?

[malina]

1991


are you as cold as i am?

[Frieda]

no, i have a migraine head

do you miss germany?

[malina]

yes i do


have you taken anything for your migraine?

[Frieda]

no i can´t, i have stomach trouble.. it´s going away now though :)

what´s the last song you listened to 10 times in a row?

[malina]

waiting for you by seal


and you? ;)

[Frieda]

bang bang by nancy sinatra (kill bill soundtrack) :D

why do cats always sit on the computer keyboard??

[malina]

is there a lamp close by? ( mine always sits on the modem -- warm on the tush! ) :)


who will be the next person to open a new thread?

[fodder]

zenbabe

(and cats sit on the monitor because it buzzes, is warm and they want your attn)

should i have ramen or macaroni and cheese or tomato soup or a bagel for dinner (i feel kind of sick)

[Frieda]

macaroni & cheese

paint my nails yes or no?

[lapietra]

Yes! (festive)
BTW - fodder - I vote for tomato soup... cheese sometimes isn't good when you're sick...

Why are the kitties always scared when I walk past them, even though I do it *rreeeeeeaaallly* slow so I don't step on them?

[Frieda]

well you´re 8 times as tall, i´d be scared if someone that tall walked by!

should i go to work tomorrow?

[zenbabe]

No!! Stay home and get better!

Should I go to work tomorrow? (I played hookie on Friday)

[rapscalious rob]

Yeah, you probably should.

Eggnog. Blessing or curse?

[Coffee]

Neither...try disgusting.

Stuffing or Potatoes?

[Klynne]

Both, with lots of gravy.

Coffee, tea, or me?

[zenbabe]

Potatoes!

Is havarati worth it, if it doesn't have the dill?

[Coffee]

Not knowing what havarati is, I'd have to reply...Maybe.

Me, Tea or Me?

[Klynne]

Coffee, with lots of cream and sugar.

How are you doing old man;)

[Coffee]

Sad, happy, confused, concerned, confused, confused, confused.

How bout you young lady?

[Klynne]

Pretty good thanks, but a little confused as well...

I will make it through this game called life, will you?

[DancingDuck]

Yea, depending on whether the spacebar on my keyboard will stop sticking.

What qualifies for too sick to go to school (or work)?

[zenbabe]

69!

Should I wake my husband up or let him sleep?

[Hermione]

let him sleep.. wel.. unless it is important..then wake him

should I do spanish homework or statistics?

[fodder]

spanish

why aren't you creating mighty fine threadz

[malina]

cause i create stupid ones


why would anyone wear black pantyhose with a yellow dress???
( staring in disbelief at coworker )

[dinzdale]

It's Canadian Bee Day.



Do these people EVER get it right over the weekend, when I'm not looking after everything like it's a farking creche?

[malina]

no dinz, they don't! you are the king of the establishment and should wear a crown to work!!! ( i really mean that )


can i go home now?

[dinzdale]

Only if you take me with you.


Anyone want to get pants-faced with me in England in Juanuary?

[Audreyvgs]

probably, if you're payin




Is Juanuary a Mexican Holiday?

[dinzdale]

Every month is a Mexican Holiday.



You dont sound too keen about it do you?

[malina]

oh but i am keen! keen is my middle name!!!


which greasy spoon did you go to for lunch today? :)

[Perky Pat]

Keen as mustard - that English mustard that makes your whole scalp and nostrils really hurt in such a unique and unpleasant way that you'd expect nobody to ever want to experience it ever again and yet they do.

If you were a prawn, what would you think about being in someone's Chow Mein?

[Audreyvgs]

There's worse things, i spose




Beale, hun, where'd u get that schmoopie word?

[malina]

i'm neither beale nor hun but schmoopie is from seinfeld ;)


what will you do one hour from now?

[priceyfatprude]

Seinfeld.

Who loves ya baby?

[red]

aawww.

what's your favorite song today?

[Perky Pat]

"China Girl" by David Bowie.

Can somebody please assist me with putting on my smoking-jacket?

[Audreyvgs]

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, Light Blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list

Santa honey, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, and fill my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

bah doopy-do

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney toniiiggghhht





What in the world am I goanna do with all these chicken babies!!????

[Audreyvgs]

OHNO!!!!!! Dual posts! Duel Posts? Do you still do that?

[red]

sure, there you go.

chicken babies-I say quiche 'em!

how can I look busy today?

[red]

heh duel/dual
love it

[Perky Pat]

Love it? Yes of course I do.

Would anyone like a gin and tonic?

[malina]

would i ???

[maychorian]

Yes?

(Spreading confusion)

[Coffee]

YES.

No?

*trying to straighten thread out again...jeeessh*

[maychorian]

No, never. Absolutely not. Huh-uh. No way.

Is that right?

[red]

No, it's left.

Why isn't there enough to go around?

[maychorian]

Because you ate it all!

Should I make more?

[red]

No, 874, little balls of foil is plenty.

Can you get FM on that?

[Hermione]

I'm not sure..

Should I get off the internet and do Stats?

[lapietra]

Only if you stretch properly first.

Will someone please give me a backrub?

[Coffee]

I'm sure someone would be happy to.


To sleep, perchance to dream?

[funkytuba]

Both are non-starters for me tonight.


To wank, perchance to abuse?

[dinzdale]

With any luck I'll have someone do all that for me....


Is there no end?

[catbelly]

There is an end, and here is how to find out which end will be yours (http://www.quizdiva.com/assquiz.html)


Should I go to an xmas party this Saturday, even though I think that it could be pretentious?

[Perky Pat]

Just pretend to go.

Can someone give me a hand to haul this thing up??