the boring thread

[Perky Pat]

hmmm.. so it's a "Frosted Shreddie" then, right?

[lapietra]

yuppity.

[Perky Pat]

Thanks. I've often wondered what they look like from both sides. Now I know, and I'm planning on buying a pack at the first available opportunity.

[lapietra]

They also come with cinnamon, too. But that's even more exciting. You may want to avoid those. ;)

[Perky Pat]

I wrote the words "Frosted/Cinnamon Shreddies?" on a small piece of paper, folded it carefully in half, and put it in an obscure compartment of my wallet.

[lapietra]

:)

[AllegroNg]

I want your sweet side, Lala;)

If you stare at her frosted mini wheat long enough, you can make it spin the other way. it's neat.

[malina]

so soothing

[AllegroNg]

What, the Mini-Wheat?!

Girl you shoudl try Lucky Charms.. ooooh..

[malina]

lala's ava.....

must look

soothing

niiiiiice...

[lapietra]

If you put your tongue up to the screen a little of the frosting comes off on each revolution...

You should try it. Soon.

:D

[jenschka]

I'm NOT bored!


But I'm getting sleepy...... very sleepy....
http://www.jenniferrybine.com/sleep.gif
Hypnotized by a shredded wheat!

[rmr]

hmmmmmm...........


*tapping fingers*

hmmmmmmmmmmm..........i'm bored and i miss thanksgiving :(

[Perky Pat]

I was sitting on the settee in my living room. I looked to my right and then to my left whilst still continuing to sit there for a while longer.

[rmr]

ok i'm sorry but i have to ask.......what in god's name is the settee??

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by rmr
ok i'm sorry but i have to ask.......what in god's name is the settee??

It's a kind of retarded sofa our couch. Here's a typically uninteresting example. (on the right) Thank you for asking.http://www.theoldmill.co.uk/chairandsettee.jpg

[rmr]

thank YOU so much for pointing that out.....you know, your explanation really belongs in the interesting thread.

[lapietra]

yes... it had to happen... this thread is becoming much too interesting...

http://pages.preferred.com/~7ofus/kid's%20gif/eeyore.jpg

[catbelly]

I just bought a bathrobe

[Perky Pat]

I was sitting on the settee thinking that "bathrobe" is nearly the same word as "bathbore". Then I began to think about something else.

[dinzdale]

I was sitting here thinking about sitting on my settee in my bathrobe and then had to stop to do some work. I might think about it some more on my way home.

[lapietra]

I just put my bathrobe in the washing machine, during which action I thought about the fact that I need to find more work, so that I may buy a settee upon which to sit.
I will probably think about this more, later, when I retrieve my bathrobe from the washing machine.

[malina]

i thought about dinz sitting on his settee in his bathrobe and then had to stop to feel right again. i shan't think about it some more.

[lapietra]

I thought about malina thinking about dinz sitting on his settee in his bathrobe and wondered exactly what she imagined, after which I poured myself a glass of water and went back to thinking about how to get some work.

[Perky Pat]

I was sitting thinking about all the settees in the world and all the people not doing much on them, in their bathrobes.

[maychorian]

My bathrobe has been in my car, in an overnight bag, since the first week of November.

I don't own settee. Neither does anyone I know, I don't think. Is it like a loveseat? We have those.

My car is a huge mess, but I'll probably never clean it out. I'll get in a huge car crash someday, and the rescue workers won't be able to save me, because I'll be covered in Taco Bell wrappers, old assignments, my laptop, my bookbag, my CD collection, two overnight bags, a couple of board games, an umbrella, a jacket, a sweatshirt, and a blanket.

Hmm. That was a wee bit too interesting, wasn't it? I'm too bored even to consider whether it was or not.

[malina]

http://www.btinternet.com/~mogpot1/Rod1.jpg

[Red Princess]

i just checked a local web site to see how traffic is moving in SoCal

[dinzdale]

It's nearly lunchtime. Perhaps that's why my tummy is rumbling. Maybe I should go to lunch soon.

[Perky Pat]

http://www.sensitivelight.com/blog/archives/images/bl0D0T3093.jpg http://www.sensitivelight.com/blog/archives/images/bl0D0T3005.jpg http://www.sensitivelight.com/blog/archives/images/bl0D0T2962.jpg http://www.sensitivelight.com/blog/archives/images/bl0D0T2919.jpg http://www.sensitivelight.com/blog/archives/images/bl0D0T2647.jpg

[Perky Pat]

I was inside my house sitting on my settee and decided that I would like to go outside for a while. I picked up my keys, opened the front door and stepped outside. I turned around and closed the door behind me.

[jenschka]

I was sitting here wondering when Perky was going to turn his avatar upside down too.

[lapietra]

I just yawned, and when I yawned, a little tear squeezed out the corner of my eye. I wiped it away and noticed that some eyeliner came off too. I briefly thought about reapplying it but then realized I'm not going out 'til much later. Then I yawned again, making a little "hehhh" sound.
I think I may take a little nap.

[maychorian]

I shouldn't so much time messing about on the internet. My butt hurts.

[Perky Pat]

The room was quiet so I tapped the arm of my settee. The noise it made wasn't particularly interesting, so I stopped after about 6 taps and sat in silence.

[Perky Pat]

I felt a small piece of rubbish down the side of my settee. I slid my hand down and pulled it out. Seeing my litter bin nearby I threw the item a short distance but missed the bin. I may pick it up off of the floor later.

[RuneT]

right now, this place is boring. where the hell are you guys? Don't tell me that I have to work at work instead hanging here. That's really boring. And I'm so bored. So Bored. Oh, I will get drunk today. That's positive......but boring. It's a business xmas dinner thing I'm invited to.

[funkytuba]

There's a little piece of crud in the corner of my eye. It's bothering me, but not enough that I want to bother raising my arm to pick it out.

[funkytuba]

oh. wait. There it goes.. it just got annoying enough to pick at, but not annoying enough to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror to see if it needs to be washed instead of picked at.

[funkytuba]

well what do you know? it's now resisting my attempts to pick at it so I will in fact have to go to the bathroom to see whether it just needs washing or whether I'm going to have to use a moistened q-tip (cotton swab) to dislodge it.

[funkytuba]

washing was enough

[malina]

this chain of events got me all worked up now.

[dinzdale]

As I woke up from my slumber I staggered to the en-suite bathroom on my 250' luxury yacht. I yawned as my butler laid out my clothes and scratched myself idly as he ran my bath water and could not decide between eggs bendict or lightly smoked kipper for breakfast. The sattelite phone was already ringing off the hook, but I refused to answer it until after my ablutions. Turned out to be the damned Bank of England again wanting another loan. Bollocks! I thought as I sat down for my repast, and informed the crew to pull out of Cannes. Heidi Klum was still fast asleep and would probably miss her flight later this morning. Ah well, another freeloading supermodel I guess.
I can see today is going to be another tedious slog....*sigh*....

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by dinzdale
As I woke up from my slumber I staggered to the en-suite bathroom on my 250' luxury yacht. I yawned as my butler laid out my clothes and scratched myself idly as he ran my bath water and could not decide between eggs bendict or lightly smoked kipper for breakfast. The sattelite phone was already ringing off the hook, but I refused to answer it until after my ablutions. Turned out to be the damned Bank of England again wanting another loan. Bollocks! I thought as I sat down for my repast, and informed the crew to pull out of Cannes. Heidi Klum was still fast asleep and would probably miss her flight later this morning. Ah well, another freeloading supermodel I guess.
I can see today is going to be another tedious slog....*sigh*....

I was sitting on my settee thinking that I completely believe all of this apart from the '!' after the word "Bollocks!". I just can't accept that there genuinely was one. Surely you just thought "bollocks."?

[dinzdale]

Sorry McPerkles....I actually thought "Pants and double pants", but I was trying to be universally understood. Heidi is always nit-picking and pulling me up in regards to my idiom. I cant beleive that woman sleeps so much after a couple of hours of sex. God she's getting so tedious....

[Perky Pat]

I was was wondering if Heidi was a Swiss woman, and if so, whether she had had diffficulty adapting to being on a yacht, since Switzerland is not renowned for producing seafaring folk (although in my experience tediousness is a fairly typical trait amongst them).

[dinzdale]

I'm not sure where she is from, but I'm tired of her shit.
You did remind me that Genaro Oliveri, the international judge on Jeux Sans Frontirere all those years ago was in fact in the Swiss Navy, which consists of 1 ship on Lake Lucerne. This fact amused Stewart Hall as much as me, but it seems of little consequence now.

[lapietra]

My toes were cold, but then I put some socks on and now they're not cold. But my nose is cold.

[Perky Pat]

I was reclining on my settee thinking that lala may be catching a cold. Then I started thinking something else.

[dinzdale]

I was laying back in my bathrobe on my settee on my yacht, smoking after sex with Heidi Klum (again) and thought how farking tedious it was to be mentioned in the royal honours list again, with it's endless walking down that boring red carpet to get yet another gong pinned to me. It's got to be tiring Liz out, all that smiling and knighting and stuff. When I say Liz, I do mean HM Queen, not Hurley....that is another very tedious story I cant be bothered to tell.
*yawn*

[Perky Pat]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/colingreenhill/perkysettee.jpg

[lapietra]

I was looking at Perky's settee as pictured above and thinking it didn't look especially comfortable as such, considering he does so much sitting on it... I briefly considered removing the back cushions (stiff-looking) and inserting fluffy pillows. Then I went to the store to buy toilet paper and bottled water.

[Frieda]

i just wrote in my food journal that i had a glass of water. now i had another glass of water, so i´m going to write that down as well.

[malina]

http://www.h2owarehouse.com/omni-water-filters/images/watercooler.gif

[Perky Pat]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1100000/images/_1101347_crowdshpping300.jpg http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1680000/images/_1681312_xander-pa300.jpg http://images.dublin.tripod.com/images/big/henrystreet_crowds.jpg

[malina]

http://www.aux.uwm.edu/sandburg/facility/laundry/images/laundry.jpg

[Perky Pat]

http://www.umich.edu/~nusigman/photos/tv_room.gif

[dinzdale]

I laid down on my settee in my Mayfair flat and wondered if my settee was a comfy as Perky's or Lala's. I coudlnt think about it for very long as the phone kept ringing with that tedious heiffer Christina Aguilera keeps pestering me to shag her again. God I wish she's get the message and leave me alone to concentrate on my speech to the United Nations later this week. As I once said to Karl Marx, "You can give 'em a good time, shag them senseless, give them a recording contract and everything, but when it's time to move on they stick to you like the shit on the proletariat".

[Coffee]

I read about half way through Dinz's boring self delusion and then could'nt continue...good job sir. A masterfull piece of boring writing.

[malina]

http://www.owari.ne.jp/~ima2clf/womens-institute-applauding.jpg

[dinzdale]

Willl this boredom never end?
I send Christina packing, and finally get down to writing the screenplay for "ET 2 - Return back home alone again", and interruption after interruption. Nobel Peace Prize blah blah, Papal Sainthood Comittee blah blah, Swedish Bikini Team Xmas Party blah blah farking blah.....Ye Gods cant they just leave me alone for 5 minutes? It's just on and on in one boring succesion of cleaning up other peoples' crap. Lunch at the Ritz with Jimmy Carter (yawn). Someone please give me a hand until the farking Nolan Sisters come over tonight for strip Monopoly (sigh).
I really must get up off this settee and do something to liven myself up.....but I cant be bothered.

[Red Princess]

just spent an hour with some very thorough hacker spy-ware. there are secret windows in the vast arena of cyberspace, thechno babble, techno babble, zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[red]

my head hurts. I need some BC

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I.... wondered if my settee was a comfy as Perky's or Lala's.

I read Dinz's postings disinterestedly but noticed the bit above and wondered if he knew that agentsmith also has a settee although it may not be that comfy as herring-bone fabric can be a wee bit itchy. Especially against your bare bum (I'd iimagine).

Originally posted by agentsmith
at your request, tits,

http://www.bewley.net/photos/candy.gif

[malina]

i know nothing of these matters!

[red]

I know that photo is at least a year old

[Perky Pat]

I was sitting in my chair at work and I had several pieces of paper in front of me. I looked at one of them for a few moments, then put it aside. Having done so I picked up another piece and looked at it for a while.

[red]

*sigh*

[Red Princess]

i got a web cam

[dinzdale]

I'm sitting on my leather settee waking up and wondering why on earth I keep letting the Nolan Sisters stay all night after strip Monopoly. All they'll do is go on and on about pant suits and make-up while they eat me out of house and penthouse. I must get a more worthwhile social life....*sigh*
Ah well, time to get dressed.:(

[red]

…but I don't want to make thumbnails.
PPPPPPBBBBBT:mad:

[malina]

i will have some coffee now.

[dinzdale]

It's raining now, and I'm bored again. I sit here on my settee and pretend to listen to the Duchess of Kent going on and on about nothing in particular. The champagne only dulls my senses more and I let my thoughts wander to the question "Why rain doesnt go up".
*yawn*

[malina]

is that a metaphor?

[Perky Pat]

An envelope came through the letter box. I picked it up and opened it. Inside was a Christmas card which a friend had sent to me though the post, signing their name at the bottom. I put the card alongside one or two others I have received and layed the envelope on the armrest of my settee.

[Red Princess]

perky has posted in this thread 115 times, i think we have a winner

[malina]

what does he win?

[Red Princess]

a title, that's what they award to the english is it not?

[red]

I hope my tree is okay.

[maychorian]

I'm feeling totally unmotivated today. And I have a seven hundred word article due in two and half hours, which I have done nothing on.

[Red Princess]

what's the topic?

[red]

I'm sleepy and I have to work in Excel.
I hate Excel.

[dinzdale]

for Cat
Tedium ad nauseam...Ye Gods it's been along day. Finally got rid of those bastard Nolans and the Duchess of Kent by feigning a bout of irritable bowel syndrome. Just about made it back to the settee when in came Jeeves, my trusty if dull valet, to regale me in the mind numbing evening I now have to endure.
Meeting with the Sultan of Brunei for cocktails (yawn), then off to stand in for Pavarotti at the Royal Opera House...fat bastard is always dropping me in it. Hopefully I'll get away from the cutain calls in time to get Anna Kornikova and her nude chess lesson over before being dragged into a late sitting in the Lords. Fark I'm getting too old for all this crap.
Think I'll cancel the breakfast in Paris with Halle Berri so I can catch a full forty winks before riding in the Queen Elizabeth Stakes at Ascot....I can but hope......:(

[RuneT]

where is the part about having a beer with me in England? And the gogo girls?

[RuneT]

And bring Halle.

[catbelly]

sorry I'm busy

*er - did I say that out loud*

[RuneT]

AHAA! Halle Berri posting as Catbelly! That's cheating!

but now you are here...

[catbelly]

http://www.cinescape.com/multimedia/Master_Site/Movies/Master_SiteMovies288244.jpg

[dinzdale]

*yawn*





It's supposed to be boring but YOW!!

[Perky Pat]

Dinz's yawn caused me to yawn too.

[catbelly]

who knew open-toed shoes would be practical for kicking ass?

[Red Princess]

as long as they are stillettos...
would someone please give me a beer?

[dinzdale]

Jeesh that Halle Berri can lay it on thick. All her whining about missing breakfast, you think it was the end of the earth. Moved my settee into the steam room this morning to make the weight for the horse racing this afternoon. Not much to look at in here, but I have to lose about 65 pounds before the off. I can make up for it later with a sandwich, but I cant even have a sip of champagne this morning. *sigh*
I would get out of here sooner, but I'm avoiding Emma Peel practicing her high kicks in the hallway.
Turn up the heat and count the seconds.......

[Perky Pat]

I was having a nice cup of tea and a sit-down on my settee, and noticed that it said in the newspaper: " "Dinzdale" aka "Dinz" of the "zefrank message board", has received a knighthood in Her Majesty the Queen's New Year’s Honours list for his work into the previously little understood world of "bollocks". I then turned to the TV section and saw that there was nothing worth watching on tonight.

[dinzdale]

More steamy boredom here.....I tried reading the paper, but it fell apart, so I had to do the Times crossword in my head. Jeeves popped his head in about 10 minutes ago and reminded me that I had a dinner arrangement with Jenna Jameson *yawn* and backgammon with Omar Sherrif afterwards.
Halfway through my weight loss now, and cant help wondering about the diet plan I devised for Muhattma Ghandi to lose his beer belly. I didnt mean for him to go quite that extreme........shows how bored I get in here with just a settee and a room full of scented steam. *sigh*

[malina]

http://www.bouquetoffruits.com/grafix/empty_office.jpg

[catbelly]

Hey... how did you get into my cubicle farm?? :confused:

[Frieda]

i´m eating a very dry cookie

[Red Princess]

Originally posted by malina
http://www.bouquetoffruits.com/grafix/empty_office.jpg

it is a picture uf HELL! do you hear me, HELL!

[Magpie]

Dinz? Who the fark are the Nolan Sistas? :confused:

[zenbabe]

indeed...

[Magpie]

Originally posted by Red Princess
it is a picture uf HELL! do you hear me, HELL!

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/satan-rec.jpg

[zenbabe]

Do they have cotten candy there????

[Magpie]

I'm wondering! The sign make it sound kinda fun huh? Fifty cent showers, snack shack (w/your cotton candy and Big Sticks of course), Mr. Satan Park Ranger...

Edit to add: This is a Big Stick http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/stick.jpg

After reading my post again, perhaps changing the order of things would make Satans Kingdom more fun! Mr. Satan Park Ranger, Shower and a Big Stick?

I know, I need sleep.

[malina]

JOJ ( love your new ava, maggie )

[lapietra]

I was looking at the picture of the sign for Satan's Kingdom and noticed my eyes were kinda bleary, so I rubbed them. That seemed to help.

[maychorian]

http://www.coloradopsycho.com/depres1.gif
http://www.cs.iastate.edu/~baojie/manage/cssfa/writer_en.gif

[lapietra]

*passes out*

[maychorian]

::: pokes unconscious Lala with a stick:::

That's boring.

[lapietra]

*drools*

[maychorian]

:::yawns:::

[Magpie]

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/bore.jpg

[maychorian]

http://www.itg.uiuc.edu/publications/forums/1999-01-28/img035.gif

[lapietra]

http://matse1.mse.uiuc.edu/~tw/concrete/prin.html

[priceyfatprude]

I'm sipping coffee in my bathrobe, comtemplating getting dressed & going to the gym. My car would not start yesterday.

[Perky Pat]

hmm...

[Perky Pat]

http://www.decoracion.com.mx/productos/Sofa-Alejandria.gif http://coolpoofchairs.safeshopper.com/images/911un1c.jpg http://www.stylepark.com/db-images/wellispic/sofa.jpg http://araya-shop.com/image/sofa/sofa.gif http://www.turbosquid.com/Previews/Content_on_4_10_2002_06_54_39%5CSofa.jpgA217B9A6-8658-4171-B656F2B17F1BA628.jpgLarge.jpg http://personal3.iddeo.es/claudiobado/sofa.jpg

[lapietra]

I was looking at the pictures of settees and thought I liked the first one pretty well...
The next to last one too except you would need some big fluffy pillows for the arms because it would hurt your head to lean on them. I like to lie on my settee.
The third to last one is... well. What can one say.

[lapietra]

hm.

[jaymirror]

waiting for the post count to raise

[RuneT]

one more

[RuneT]

one more

[jaymirror]

i keep waiting

[malina]

i was sitting at my desk and moved some papers around. boldness overcame me and i moved my coffee cup from the left side of the pc to the right side of the pc. soon, my sudden boldness started to frighten me and i moved the coffee cup back to the left side of the pc. i am looking at it right now. i may take it to the kitchen and place it into the sink as i finished my coffee a long time ago.

[Frieda]

i just sneezed!

[Perky Pat]

I have a number of objects beside me on the settee. At one point I this evening I looked from side to side and saw some of them.

[dinzdale]

Sorry not to have written sooner, but the boredom of nude chess with Lisa Guerrero has left me drained as I sit here on the settee. She really must pay more attention when she is confronted with a Kozamovic knight to queen's pawn pincer movement when she leaves her bishop so vulnerable behind a king's Indian lead. And she must resist pointing over my head at something and saying "Oh look, is that Al Sharpton?" and then stealing any number of my chess pieces.
*sigh*
I'll write more when I have the energy to press the keyboard ......... :(

[Perky Pat]

http://www.interlog.com/~jackman/nikita/pics/sofa.jpg

YOU want to complain? Just look what I'VE got to contend with.

[dinzdale]

I'm sorry Pat.....that's really bad putting her shoes on the settee.
:(

[Perky Pat]

Yes, I've lost count of how many times I've told her about removing her so-called "little red fvck-me shoes". Not only that, but she leaves blonde hairs all over my nice black velour fabric.:mad:

[Red Princess]

who else had "burning bright" under their avatar?

[dinzdale]

You may want to try some fabric cleaner to spot clean the worst of it. Maybe a little concentrated "Oxyclean" on a damp cloth. Allow to dry thoroughly before vaccuming any residues. Test a small inconspicuous area of the settee first, for colour fastness.

Or get her to lick it off.

[agentsmith]

thats always best.

[red]

bleah

[Red Princess]

club soda will work on velour but not on velvet, careful there

[masterofNone]

what's the electric bill run to power your fantasy world?

[agentsmith]

moN is back?:confused:

[red]

HAH!

[masterofNone]

nah... i'm leasing my login to peg.

[red]

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!

[masterofNone]

what's so funny about that?







heh

[Coffee]

Originally posted by masterofNone
what's the electric bill run to power your fantasy world?

I believe his world is run on steam power actualy...a varient of hot air.

[masterofNone]

ahhh. a sterling engine perhaps?

[red]

BWAHAHAHHAHAAA
You guys are killin' me!

[dinzdale]

I thought I heard laughter, but then realised this was the boring thread. Then I went back to contemplating if I had given perky Pat sound advice on cleaning his settee. I will consider alternative cleaning methods for a while, before the Nolan Sisters arrive for their strip canasta appointment.

[masterofNone]

it's got to be the boring thread. where else would sterling engines be discussed?

[Coffee]

I thought I heard the sound of escaping steam.

But realized it was just a fantasy.

[Perky Pat]

I was sitting on my settee and briefly wondered why dinz and red princess had given me tips for the removal of "stains":eek: from velour fabric, when in fact the main problem is that of long, blonde hairs. I then went to look for a roll of sellotape.

[dinzdale]

I suddenly realized to my horror that Perky probably didnt think about the mud on her shoes and would only pick up the blond hairs from the scrubber resting on his furniture. I must remember to follow up before he uses sellotape or a lint brush without considering the damage he may do to an expensive settee's knap. Then I realised that through his knowledge of sofas, couches, chaise lounges and other seating fabrics he would act accordingly.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by red
BWAHAHAHHAHAAA
You guys are killin' me!

I was thinking that it would be appropriate if nobody would use block capitals or exclamation marks on the boring thread EVER AGAIN!!!

[maychorian]

I have three finals tomorrow. Right now I am doing research for a final project. Here's some of the exciting things I'm learning:

The Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service (FMCS) presents the 12th
National
Labor-Management
Conference

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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June 2nd, 3rd, 4th 2004, Chicago, Illinois

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Gain valuable insights on:

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Mark your calendar now and plan to attend!
Watch for NLMC program and registration, coming soon!

Check the FMCS Web site for meeting updates:
http://www.fmcs.gov


Yippee.

[Coffee]

Originally posted by Perky Pat
I was thinking that it would be appropriate if nobody would use block capitals or exclamation marks on the boring thread EVER AGAIN!!!

then it occured to me that the whole topic of settees, due to their intrinsic interesting nature, seem totally inapropriate for the boring thread as well.

Suggested topics.
1. pocket lint
2. navel lint.
3. Dinzdale's sex life
4. inchoherent babbling
5. lint of any kind...except setee lint of course.
6. .....

this list had become far to interesting for this thread...I have compelled myself to stop.

[maychorian]

I like taking the lint of the lint catcher in the dryer. It's all soft and fuzzy, like a little blanket.

[Coffee]

Comparing lint to a soft and fuzzy blanket sounded interesting to me.

[Coffee]

let me demonstrate.

I have lint.

[maychorian]

It's also fun to throw it at people.

[Coffee]

or...

I have no lint.

nor do I have lint to throw.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by dinzdale
I suddenly realized to my horror that Perky probably didnt think about the mud on her shoes and would only pick up the blond hairs from the scrubber resting on his furniture. I must remember to follow up before he uses sellotape or a lint brush without considering the damage he may do to an expensive settee's knap. Then I realised that through his knowledge of sofas, couches, chaise lounges and other seating fabrics he would act accordingly.

As I examined the knap of the far-end of my settee I noticed a small mud stain and decided to do nothing about it in the meantime, content in the knowledge that thanks to dinz and others I could tackle it with ease at a later date due to having been given some useful tips as to the appropriate method of removal. I then relished the word "knap" for a wee while, and said it out-loud twice. Then I started to feel seepy.

[Coffee]

burble brack flamder planden furt.
qirble norp.

[maychorian]

You should throw some lint on it. ed: (the settee)

ed again: Also the planden furt.

[Coffee]

Dinzdale's urinary device entered an imaginary starlet's reproductive tube, once, then it withdrew...then he fell asleep as usual.

[maychorian]

Also the starlet.

[Coffee]

I searched my pocket for lint and instead found a rpaorik.
I checked my dryer screen for lint and discovered that my apartment does not have a laundry room.

[maychorian]

Sit down before you hurt yourself. I'll handle the lint in this thread.

[Coffee]

I must return to work...and it bores me to do so.

[maychorian]

Here . . . take some lint with you.

[jaymirror]

I'm not really bored yet. I'll keep waiting until i get bored and then i'll post in this thread.

[maychorian]

Something to help you bore yourself (http://maychoria.tripod.com/boring.htm)

[Perky Pat]

:) I hoped that jay would get bored with waiting to get bored, and that she would decide to post here someday, eventually. Then I moved my foot slightly to the left.

[jaymirror]

That's quite boring indeed. But i don't feel ready yet. I'll keep waiting.

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by maychorian
Something to help you bore yourself (http://maychoria.tripod.com/boring.htm) Oh, no. I fell for this before. :p

[priceyfatprude]

Originally posted by masterofNone
nah... i'm leasing my login to peg. Seriously, let it go.

[jaymirror]

Sooooooo....
Now i begin to feel bored. I'm watching the stove and all i see is a stupid stove. Can you imagine?

[maychorian]

Yes! Umm . . . no. Maybe?

I imagine all the time.

But rarely stoves.

[agentsmith]

oh sure you say that now.

[Coffee]

In an effort to imagine that I am warm...I imagine myself throwing lint into Jay's stove.
But I have no lint, nor do I have a stove, so I abandon my imagination and go cold from boredom.

[jaymirror]

I'm just thinking i'm too crazy to be true. But that's while i'm half asleep and get ready to spend my frist night at the board just to see who gets nr 100000. It cannot be sane.

[jaymirror]

*seriously considers posting the word "carrots" for the remaining <200 times*

[xerocs]

actually counting the loops in the carpet......

[Coffee]

Yippppeeeeee!!!

and I have no lint.

[xerocs]

this loop is interestingly long... the black sheep... where are my snippers?

[Coffee]

After the race to 100K...everything shall seem boring...except Setees of course

[dinzdale]

Another boring day here at the chateau. Farking Nolans have demolished the breakfast buffet (again) and are now sunning themselves on the terrace, quaffing my champagne and talking shit.
I cant seem to make any headway on my next expedition, as of yet no word from my old friend Boutros Boutros Ghalli on the permits to travel across the East Pole. I will call Mrs Ghalli later and see if she cant persuade him to get his arse in gear.
The settee is looking a little shabby from last night's naked pontoon, so I may have Jeeves move the Chesterfield up from the billiard room.
Lunch with the Bank of England, polo this afternoon with Prince Charles against the Argies, dinner with Nelson Mandela and Nikki Foxxx. I must get a nap sometime, or I'll start looking my age.
*sigh*

:(

[bealeblues]

you still have not rid yourself of those pesky nolans??? come on man, buck up!

[Magpie]

Dinz, Dinz, Dinz! You simply must lighten your social calendar Sir! Think of your health - carousing about night after night, woman after woman exhausting your energy reserves is bound to catch up with you. I've rung up Charlie and cancelled your Polo date this afternoon so that you can have a nice rest prior to dinner with Nelson (Charlie was actually relieved as he said he wasn't looking forward to another ass-kicking from you anyhow!).

Please be strong and just demand that those skanky Nolans leave Dinz! They are such a bad influence on you and your taste in music. Besides they're spreading rumours about the size of your settee! Be strong - do what you must.

http://www.angrypoodle.net/images/nolans.jpg

[dinzdale]

:)

You set them up, you buy them pant-suits, you teach them how to make a perfect camel-toe....and they just dis your settee's dimensions...*sigh*

[Red Princess]

i took pictures of my closet to show someone how many sweaters i have

[Red Princess]

look what i found:
http://www.educationworld.com/a_images/the_enormous_carrot.gif

[Perky Pat]

http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ravenben/pics/asleep.jpg http://www.dangerous-walkers.com/issue2/rich.jpg http://www.maison-de-stuff.net/john/pictures/italy/saturday/SANY0046.jpg http://www.minetyrfc.com/jb/jbmenu/images/full/JB%20asleep.jpghttp://www.kstatecollegian.com/images/091302/sleeping.jpg

[Coffee]

5 more posts to # 1000...wondering if I should bother today...or do laundry?

[Frieda]

i just had some yogurt

[jenschka]

Maple Cream Line Yogurt from Trader Joes is the best yogurt ever. But I'm out, so I'll have to just eat dirt.

[Perky Pat]

I decided to stop sitting on my settee for a minute or two and stand up to look out of the window. Nothing was happening outside, but I decided to carry on looking for a couple of minutes anyway. When this time had elapsed I turned away from the window and sat back down on my settee.

[jenschka]

These are boring drill bits.

http://www.hand-tools-power-tools.com/drill_bits/drill/wood_spade.jpg

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by jenschka
These are boring drill bits.

http://www.hand-tools-power-tools.com/drill_bits/drill/wood_spade.jpg :confused: I don't get it.

[jenschka]

This is the boring thread, right? Or did I get lost?

Just trust me that those are boring drill bits. ;)

[jaymirror]

I feel like i have had an overdose of the board. So i lean back on the back of my chair and inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.
Feel better now.

[Red Princess]

my hands are cold

[lapietra]

My nose is all crunchy. I hate the Santa Ana winds.

[jaymirror]

Mmmh! A crunchy nose...

[dinzdale]

Tired and fed up today. Spent half the night on the settee because I couldnt sleep through Michelle Pfeipfer's snoring and flatulence. Pffff as I call her, stayed over after watching me stand in for Robert Deniro's arse in his latest film. Seems he is chronically shy, and wouldnt do the shower scene with Pfff. I would think twice now, after her ridiculous "oops I've dropped the soap" act....

Woke up to the phone ringing, and Spielberg wants to nominate my arse for an Oscar. Apparently Siskel and Ebert want to give it "two thumbs up", which I'm not too sure about.

Jeeves has come in to remind me it's time to record my Christmas Message to the Commonwealth....*sigh*...I'll write it while taking my morning constitutional ....:(

[Red Princess]

i met a guy in a Bubba Bar (you know that kind of bar) and he told me that HE was Robert DeNiro's arse double . WTF?

[red]

HAHHA! Robrt DeNiro's ass double.
I think he watches too much Friends.

[lapietra]

My nose was itchy, so I scratched it. Then I adjusted the cover on my settee.

[Perky Pat]

.

[Coffee]

how bored am I? I found Perkys post most facinating. I began to read so much into it...the first moments of the Big Bang...that tiny freckle I noticed on my lady's neck...the culmination of a sentance of absolute wisdom.
that is how bored I am.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by Coffee
how bored am I? I found Perkys post most facinating. I began to read so much into it...the first moments of the Big Bang...that tiny freckle I noticed on my lady's neck...the culmination of a sentance of absolute wisdom.
that is how bored I am.
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hmm.

[Coffee]

:rolleyes:

[Perkina]

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/rough/twak.gif

[Coffee]

I love Punch and Judy smileys more than settees or lint.

[agentsmith]

hhmm

[lapietra]

I'm wearing white socks today.

[Perky Pat]

I was sitting with my sitzbank in the living room. My pen was lying on the table. I reached out my hand and picked up the pen.

[jaymirror]

I imagined Perky picking up his pen and could not avoid looking for a pen around me and found one right next my laptop. Now i only need to find a use for it since i'm typing.

[malina]

i thought of perky sitting on his sitzbank and smiled.

[Perkina]

alles ist gut, wenn frech, ist auf seiner sitzbank mit siener kugelscrieber.

[lapietra]

My foot's asleep. I'm going to sit here until it wakes up.

[rmr]

my boss just called.

she was mumbling something into the phone.

i tuned her out.

she said she would not be in today.

i smiled.

[Coffee]

Mein Fuß schlafend. Ich bin gehend nach tagen hier bis zu es wacht rauf.

What did I just say?:eek:

[Coffee]

Meine Fußende schlafend. Ich bin gehend nach ablegen. herein bis es wacht einpacken.

was that better?:(

[fodder]

sneezes are so much better than coughs

[Coffee]

Mein Fuß schläft. Ich werde ihn reiben untill, das er grösser erhält.

[Coffee]

Yes...sneezes....yes.

Ich genieße zu niesen

I am bored, so am teaching myself german...

Sauge ich?

[Perky Pat]

i was at work and spent some time with "regional manager". someday i may change my name to "regional manager".

[SpecialK]

I like moon pies

[dinzdale]

I have just spun "red" on the twister wheel and must now move my left around and over Jennifer Aniston's bare arse to remain in the game with her and the Olsen Twins.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by dinzdale
..my left around and over Jennifer Aniston's..

:confused: your left what? not that it matters really.

[dinzdale]

I'm sorry Pat, it's difficult to type and play this stupid naked twister with these three...."leg".

[Perky Pat]

yes, i'd thought that "leg" was the most likely, although i'd briefly considered "hand", "arm", "bollock" or "nostril".

[dinzdale]

Yes a reasonable guess, since all those body parts now occupy different coloured areas of the playing surface.

[malina]

Originally posted by Coffee
Mein Fuß schlafend. Ich bin gehend nach tagen hier bis zu es wacht rauf.

What did I just say?:eek:

my foot sleeping. i am walking after days here until it wakes up.

[malina]

Originally posted by Coffee
Meine Fußende schlafend. Ich bin gehend nach ablegen. herein bis es wacht einpacken.

was that better?:(
my foot end sleeping. i am walking after putting down. into until it wakes wrapping.

[malina]

Originally posted by Coffee
Mein Fuß schläft. Ich werde ihn reiben untill, das er grösser erhält.
this one's the best! :)

my foot is sleeping. i will rub it until it receives ( gets ) bigger.

[Perky Pat]

Originally posted by malina
my foot is sleeping. i will rub it until it receives ( gets ) bigger.

i was sitting on my settee and wondered if malina would mind saying that sentence again, but miss out the first part about the foot, obviously.

[malina]

malina would say just about anything to perky to make him happy :)

[Coffee]

Originally posted by malina
this one's the best! :)

my foot is sleeping. i will rub it until it receives ( gets ) bigger.

Thanks Malina...this one IS best...I was seriously doubting that the language translator was getting syntax correct...not to bad though...hmmm, wonder how it came up with "foot"?
:confused:

[dinzdale]

Originally posted by Coffee
, wonder how it came up with "foot"?

I know that when I tried it it said "elephant's trunk"...so go figure...:(

[Perky Pat]

Just for a change, this evening I sat down for a while on the comfortable chair over on the other side of the room. It was very comfortable, so I sat there for a while longer. I think eventually I got up and did something else, but I can't quite remember. i definitely must have got up though, because now i find that i'm back on my settee.

[funkytuba]

I just logged on for the first time to one of my credit card's websites to check my balance and look through the features of the site. It immediately popped up a survey asking me to rate the various features of the site. Then it asked me what I did not like about the site. I clicked on "other" and in the resulting text field I said "Too many surveys before I've had to check out the site."

[Perky Pat]

really?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

I got home about an hour or so ago. I told myself aloud while trying to unlock my door that I was going straight to bed. I lied to myself. My boyfriend came over, we talked, we kissed, we said goodnight. He is sleeping in my bed right now and I am still awake typing meaningless conversation on this thread. I am very bored and about to go to sleep.

[masterofNone]

Originally posted by ~*WickedAngel*~
we said goodnight.

is that what the kids are callin' it nowadays?

[~*WickedAngel*~]

Some of us...others call it bed bouncing

[~*WickedAngel*~]

I've posted just to see my name many times down the page.

[Perky Pat]

i'd never have guessed that.

[~*WickedAngel*~]

I didn't think you would

[~*WickedAngel*~]

I yawned, then watched my boyfriend roll over.

[funkytuba]

Originally posted by ~*WickedAngel*~
I've posted just to see my name many times down the page.

That's like people who drink beer only because they like to pee.

[~*WickedAngel*~]

You dare to analogyoize my tiredish doings?

[Frieda]

my throat is sore and my tongue is dry